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00:00Oh
00:30morning campers
00:38you're gonna have to speak up
00:41stay still
00:43give me my meds
00:45what have I told you about that
00:47eh your meds are a privilege
00:49not alright
00:50Becky you're playing with my life here please
00:52I know fun isn't it
00:55there you go
00:56yeah you getting that
00:58yeah hinges of oak
01:01gooseberry magnolia
01:03oh no sorry that was the bottle of your
01:07albarino me and Lisa drank last night
01:09and if you were saving it for a
01:11special occasion don't worry
01:12it was
01:14yeah it's not exactly a fair
01:17fight is it sorry
01:19I mean you let me out
01:21of here you tell Lisa what you've done
01:23and let's see if she chooses
01:25oh you think you mean anything to her
01:27some confused tourist
01:29you're not but a rebound
01:31on the scene
01:32five minutes I'm her
01:35wife
01:35well if you're so sure she wants you
01:38why do you have to hogtie the competition
01:40eh
01:41I mean let's face it
01:43me like this
01:44that's the only way she chooses you Becky
01:46you've ruined my life
01:55shut up
01:59shut up
02:00thought you had the day off
02:08yeah she does and we're meant to be going shopping
02:10I just can't exactly relax
02:12with Carla gone
02:14I'm just trying to decipher her plan for this Mortimer's order
02:16well she's still not answering her emails
02:18no
02:19no it's not like her at all either
02:20I've just never known her break up to hit her so hard
02:23is this her stuff
02:24yeah I've had to go through her drawers
02:26she's not left with much to go with
02:28right are we going or not
02:29right you get ready and go and I'll meet you if I can
02:32thanks
02:34hill rhubarb
02:40this is when she spoke to Costello
02:42yeah
02:43wondered what that meant
02:44she says he was trying to tell her something
02:46what and that's what he's told her
02:49what does that mean
02:50beats me
02:52what would Megan say
02:56sorry
02:56that cereal's full of sugar
02:58it's not exactly the breakfast of champions is it
03:00yeah I know
03:02look dad
03:03can we talk about something
03:04yeah
03:05right
03:06I'm off
03:07where to
03:09I told you last night
03:10January sales
03:11best time of the year
03:12actually see in my day
03:13the January sales were actually in January
03:14well stop it
03:15you sound like your mother
03:16bye
03:17don't spend too much money
03:19chance would be a fine thing
03:23look dad
03:24if you're positive
03:25it was yours
03:26not this Adam guy's
03:27you be careful
03:31I was just asking
03:32I trust Eva totally
03:34yeah but she still went behind your back
03:36yeah and she explained everything to me
03:38so as far as I'm concerned that's the end of it
03:39I'm not the only one with questions
03:40yeah look what that got your nana
03:42yeah in a hotel room
03:44which I also don't agree with
03:45but she was out of order
03:46why would you forgive Eva so quickly
03:48but not even your own mum
03:49what's going on between you and your nan
03:53what
03:54did she put you up to this
03:57no
03:58I need to go
03:59yesterday she wanted a private word with you
04:01what was that all about
04:02nothing
04:03I need to go okay
04:04bye
04:05so the finger food will be out here
04:14and well I mean you can have the rest of the place to yourself
04:15perfect
04:16are you sure there's nothing else we can do for you
04:18no no this is just what we wanted
04:20okay
04:20well happy birthday
04:22oh thank you
04:22happy birthday loving
04:26oh thank you
04:28happy birthday
04:29oh right well
04:31this look better start getting a bit of a wriggle on
04:34how do you mean
04:35well George could be here any second
04:36and they've barely started doing any decorations
04:38well this is it
04:39this is it
04:41yeah
04:41this is George's 60th birthday
04:43no it's actually my birthday today
04:46his isn't until the new year
04:48besides neither has fancied the fuss
04:50no no
04:51no love this won't do
04:52just leave it with me
04:54get my pen
04:55pen
04:57oh god yeah what am I thinking
04:58it's a terrible idea
04:59he wants a pen for the birthday
05:01George is just really hard to buy for
05:03oh
05:04hey guys
05:05hey
05:06well it's summer I'm glad I've seen you
05:08look I'm sorry again about the film festival
05:10oh Todd it's fine
05:11no
05:12look you put a lot of thought into that present
05:14like you always do
05:15to be honest I
05:17thought it'd just be nice to hang out
05:19well what are you doing today
05:21er not much
05:22other than George's party later
05:24on to going into town
05:25look you can help me
05:26pick out a present for George
05:28because you're obviously good at that
05:29er maybe something like the cufflinks
05:31that you got for Billy
05:31got on it a bit fine aren't you
05:33well
05:33his birthday's not for two weeks
05:35it's not my fault he's having an early party
05:37well I'm free right now
05:38great no time like the present
05:41pun
05:42right see you at the party
05:45see you later
05:46see you later
05:46in a bit
05:47have fun
05:47Todd seems a bit brighter
05:54seems same old Todd to me
05:58look I'll sort it okay but I can't do anything while you're on the phone
06:04I'll talk to you later
06:06yep
06:07bye
06:08problem
06:10oh Debbie might even know about transport
06:12what is it with weddings that sends everyone loopy
06:15well they're a big deal aren't they
06:16committing to someone
06:18for better or worse and all of that
06:19hey
06:23we okay
06:25why won't we be
06:27all that stuff with James
06:29what goes on between you and James
06:32is not to do with me is it
06:33suppose you're right
06:35so
06:37what have you got on today
06:38er
06:39Alfie needs a few bits
06:41so I'm gonna head to the sales
06:42do you want to come
06:44Trafford centre January sales
06:46hmm
06:46no tar
06:48like me on the way it is
06:49hmm
06:49suit self
06:50better get off then
06:53hey
06:54I didn't think I'd let you get away with that
07:06not saying a proper goodbye
07:08all right
07:15I'd best be getting back to work
07:16Ty
07:17have you
07:17booked me to your taxi for the physio
07:19actually I've decided I'm gonna give it a miss today
07:22you've got to go
07:23you're coming off the bars
07:24this is a big day this
07:26yes but my physio also said
07:27that I've got to start listening to my body
07:29and it's telling me that I need to rest
07:30you've already missed it once haven't you
07:32last week when you forgot
07:34forgot
07:35come on Ty
07:37I think this is important
07:38right okay I'll go
07:40get your taxi booked then
07:42it's gone too
07:42it doesn't does it
07:43oh yes I've got to be getting off
07:47er where to
07:49the um party
07:51you know
07:51the grave digger
07:53oh George
07:54I didn't know you two were friends
07:56we're not
07:57but it's at the bistro
07:58so they um
07:59they do those little blinnies
08:01whenever there's a party
08:02and that
08:02keeps me in smoked salmon
08:04you know
08:04for days at uni
08:06that reminds me now
08:07it's a thought
08:07I need a plastic tub
08:09right
08:11good luck
08:12you'll smash it
08:13perfect is the enemy of good
08:42yes beloved
08:43it's not straight
08:44well neither are ours too
08:45huh
08:46not done us any harm
08:46all right
08:47I'll tell you what
08:47I'll just leave it
08:48I'll leave it all nice and crooked
08:49looking good
08:50really
08:51you think
08:52what you don't think so
08:53that just think is a bit much
08:55if I'm honest
08:55you hand out the party poppers
08:57right
08:57make sure everybody's got one
08:58to let off when
08:59George makes his big entrance
09:00right
09:01don't forget
09:01what is George not here yet
09:03hopefully he's running late
09:04so gives me a chance
09:05to get this place ship shape
09:06oh
09:07it looks fine to me
09:08oh fine
09:09who needs to find you
09:11oh ladies
09:12oh you know
09:13he's on top of that
09:14oh it's lovely
09:15just shapes
09:16no way they're here
09:17what
09:18I've seen them
09:19at shuttleworths before
09:20right
09:21Todd calls them
09:22the merry widows
09:23of Weatherfield
09:24all of their husbands
09:25have died
09:26and George has done
09:27the funerals
09:28but they still
09:29come by the parlour
09:30all the time
09:30months later
09:31they're like groupies
09:32where is Todd
09:33oh
09:34him and Theo
09:35are on the way
09:35Theo just thought
09:36Todd needed to change
09:37how was he
09:39when he went shopping
09:40he was fine
09:41why
09:42no reason
09:43oh
09:44oh
09:46he's here
09:48everybody
09:48happy birthday
09:57thanks
09:59oh
10:13oh
10:17I'll be back in a minute, eh?
10:42Happy birthday, both of you.
10:43Oops, sorry.
10:45I'll tell you what, those widows are somewhere else.
10:46Yeah?
10:47Yeah, it's like losing their husbands was a career choice.
10:50I mean, I'm not saying that they've done anything,
10:51but they definitely lean into widowhood.
10:54Hey, boys, there's such a trail.
10:56No, good, thanks.
10:57Hey, look, I saw you running yesterday.
11:00Yeah, just my usual route up to the red rack,
11:02a couple of loops in the back.
11:03Getting a bit bored of it, to be honest.
11:04Listen, lager.
11:05Oh, yeah, tarlo.
11:07Hey, look, I could show you a great route along the canal.
11:10No, thanks. Those geese are terrifying.
11:12Come on, don't we, Dad?
11:13Have you seen a goose up close?
11:14They've got teeth on their tongues.
11:16On their tongues, Nick.
11:17Teeth.
11:19Hey, hi, sir.
11:19Listen, do you want a drink?
11:20Er, do you know what?
11:21No, I'm good, thanks, because I'm going to get going soon.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:24Oh, need to keep an eye on them, too.
11:26Did, um, Todd tell you that Nick was his first crush?
11:30You know what they say about first loves.
11:32Oh, yeah.
11:35I used to go out with Craig quite a bit, so, you know, it'd be nice to have a bit of company,
11:39yeah?
11:41Do you know what, eh?
11:42Run sounds good.
11:45We're just about to do the presents now.
11:46Okay.
11:47Er, hey, I'll text you.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Very nicely wrapped, Sean.
11:54It's just a gift.
11:55Oh, let's have a look.
11:56Oh, bumper sticker ain't coming.
12:00My other car is a hearse.
12:03I saw that, not you.
12:04Yeah, very nice, Sean.
12:05Very funny.
12:06Oh, and this is from me, Todd and Theo.
12:09Oh, that's a big, isn't it?
12:10Oh, have you brought a present for George?
12:11No, we're not that close.
12:13Look at that.
12:16From the day you were born.
12:18Oh, are you kidding me?
12:19Yeah, and that is Ken Barlow's brother, who played for County.
12:22Oh, thank you.
12:24Thank you, Todd.
12:24That's lovely.
12:26Oh, hang on.
12:26Watch this bit down here.
12:28Tombola prizes remain unclaimed.
12:31Local journalism is best.
12:34Right.
12:35Photo opportunity for the birthday boy.
12:37Oh, here we go.
12:37All right, get in.
12:38On the birthday girl, you get in as well.
12:41Remember me?
12:42Oh, I tell you.
12:43You having a good time?
12:43We all in.
12:44Actually, you flirt with Nick, you mean.
12:46What?
12:47Yeah, having a nice little chat, weren't you, too?
12:48Well, yeah, a chat.
12:50Nick's straight as they come.
12:51Doesn't start your fancy, though, does it?
12:54Hey.
12:54Listen, I'm going to shoot off.
12:56Oh, no, no, no, love.
12:57No, no, you can't go yet.
12:58No, because we haven't done the cake.
12:59Brenda, where's the cake?
13:00Well, there isn't one.
13:02I'm just in ten years between them.
13:04She didn't think it was worthy to get the cake, honestly.
13:05Well, I can go get one from Dev's.
13:07Well, no, no.
13:08Hang on, it's all right.
13:09Listen, I know this nice little bakery.
13:10I can go.
13:10Oh, would you do that, love?
13:12That's very kind.
13:12Oh, yeah, listen, it's no problem.
13:14And Todd was just saying you need something,
13:15weren't you, darling?
13:16So, um, go together.
13:18Yeah, we'll go.
13:20Alan, just get my cake.
13:21Oh, no, no, no, you won't be needing it.
13:22I won't be, though.
13:23See you later.
13:23Group photo, everybody.
13:25Come on, Bill.
13:25Come on, Sal.
13:28Everybody say cheese.
13:30Cheese.
13:30Cheese.
13:31Cheese.
13:32Ah, cheese.
13:35There you go.
13:38Hold that pint, please, mate.
13:39Come on up.
13:40You're a bit young to be drinking alone.
13:43What a sad old man thing, that.
13:44Oh, more like you, you mean.
13:46I'm meeting Sarah.
13:47And I'm meeting Lauren.
13:49Nah, I'm heading into town with her, but she's running late,
13:51so I'm just killing time.
13:53Ooh, actually, speak of the devil.
13:56See you later.
13:56Wait, Bert, so hold on a second.
13:58Um, have you seen Carla recently?
14:00Er, I heard from her on Christmas Day.
14:03Right, how old did she see you?
14:06It's hard to tell with her.
14:07Hey, sorry.
14:07Hey.
14:07Hello.
14:08You know, she could be having the time of her life and still Sam Mardy.
14:12Hopefully that, er, Rhubarb Hill has a spa to, er, escort her out.
14:15Sorry, Rhubarb Hill?
14:16Yeah, the hotel she's staying at.
14:19I think that's what it was called.
14:21Oh, right.
14:24Why do you two know it?
14:26No, it's just a weird name, that's all.
14:28Do you know what?
14:28The suite she was in that had a weird name, but I can't remember now.
14:31Anyway, I'll see yous around.
14:33What are you thinking?
14:38Like, Costello was in no fit state to give Carla hotel recommendations.
14:44Socks, pants, usual.
14:46How about you?
14:47Maria, got me a moustache trimmer.
14:48Oh, nice.
14:50Wait, you don't have a moustache.
14:52How about Peanut does?
14:54Really?
14:54I've never seen it.
14:55Because I trim it.
14:56Oh, yeah, makes sense.
15:00You're back early.
15:01Oh, you're still here.
15:03I should head off.
15:04Said I'd go to George's party.
15:06Oh, well, you'd better get a move on.
15:08The finger fill is very good, but there's not much of it left.
15:11You know, you don't look like a student.
15:14Eh?
15:14Well, I'm a student, so by definition, I must look like one.
15:18I thought you might have started dressing like one.
15:20Nah, on the contrary, they've all started dressing like me.
15:23When I first got to uni, it was all trackies and trainers,
15:26but now, silk scarves, you can't move for cardigans.
15:30They think I'm cool.
15:31That's charity shops for you.
15:33See you.
15:34See you, Kurt.
15:34Charity shops?
15:36This is vintage, mate.
15:41So, you lied.
15:44You, um, you didn't go to physio.
15:47I didn't lie.
15:49I changed my mind.
15:49There's a difference.
15:50Why do you change your mind?
15:52Is it because you're scared that you won't be able to walk
15:54when you come off the bath?
15:56No.
15:57No, I...
15:58And I don't care what you say.
16:00Right?
16:01My legs, my rehab, my choice.
16:03I could not agree with you more.
16:05Wait, what?
16:07Well, I mean, it's your prerogative, your decision.
16:09And I have to respect that decision.
16:12Really?
16:13Yeah.
16:14I mean, you're a grown man.
16:16You don't want your nan telling you what to do.
16:18It is nobody's business if you take a bit longer before you walk.
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah, exactly.
16:24Yeah.
16:24So, if you're not going to, you know, come off the bars and walk,
16:28do you want me to wheel you to the pub and I'll buy you a pint?
16:32No.
16:33You go ahead.
16:34Well, if you're sure, you know, I will not make you do anything that you don't want to do.
16:40Right?
16:42Yeah, you go.
16:48Let's make this quick.
16:50Fine by me.
16:51What have you and Will been up to?
16:53Will?
16:53Will, what are you on about?
16:55You asked him to have a word with me about you coming home, didn't you?
16:58No, I did not.
16:59And there I was thinking you'd ask me in here to apologise.
17:03Apologise for what?
17:04For throwing your poor old mother out onto the street.
17:07Actually, the hotel's better than here.
17:09Shows all you know.
17:10The lift is broken.
17:12Five flights of stairs after breakfast.
17:15Now, that might be nothing to Mr. Big Rugby Balls, but it is to me.
17:19Really?
17:19And the worst of it is, my family is all over here, and I am stuck over there, squirreled
17:28away like a dirty secret.
17:29Margaret, I do not do well on my own.
17:33I know I stick my nose in sometimes, but you were very happy to see me wading in with
17:38my checkbook when the sale of this pub nearly fell through.
17:42Ma.
17:42If you want a mother that's going to go into bat for you, you can't always choose where
17:48she's going to put that bat.
17:49Yeah, well, you swung it at Eva.
17:51I won't have that.
17:52Yeah, I know that was wrong.
17:53I'm sorry.
17:54It won't happen again.
17:55It better not.
17:57So what do you say?
18:00Can I phone the hotel?
18:02Tell them they can have their room back.
18:04All right, I'm coming.
18:15Hi, Wyn.
18:16Yeah?
18:25I didn't know where else to go.
18:26Well, may I suggest the Rovers, the Bistro, Funny Farm?
18:32It's Carl.
18:34He's cheating on me.
18:36And you want me to do what about it?
18:39I don't know.
18:43Oh, come here.
18:53Thanks.
18:55They were nice.
18:56Staying open for us?
18:59Theo, you barely said a word.
19:03It's about Nick, isn't it?
19:05I told you about him ages ago.
19:07Yes, I had a thing, an ill-advised thing, for Nick.
19:11When I was a kid.
19:15Do you still fancy him?
19:17He's a mate.
19:18You were all over him.
19:19I was not.
19:22Maybe a laughingstock.
19:24Fawning over him.
19:25I said I thought it was so funny.
19:26He was giving me running tips.
19:28Yeah.
19:29And the rest.
19:30That's the truth.
19:32How do you think it made me feel, Todd?
19:35I stood at the bar on my own when you were laughing it up with your childhood sweetheart.
19:41He's not my sweetheart.
19:43I'm glad he gave you running tips.
19:50Because you can make your own way home.
19:53What?
19:54I can't bear to look at you, Todd.
19:55I can't bear to look at you, Todd.
20:01Theo.
20:03We're miles away.
20:05Theo.
20:07Theo, I haven't...
20:08I haven't got my coat.
20:10Theo is freezing.
20:12Theo!
20:13Theo!
20:13Tell you what, it's a nice hotel.
20:19Hmm.
20:20Reviews look good.
20:21Yeah, but there's no dates on them, though.
20:24Look, to be fair, I mean, that is the kind of place that Carla would book in.
20:28What are you doing?
20:28Hola.
20:32Ablai Inglis.
20:34Great.
20:35Um, is that the Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
20:39Well, I'm just looking for one of your guests, Carla Connor.
20:41Um, can you put me through to her room, please?
20:44Yeah, it's Kit Green.
20:52Yeah, no problem.
20:53She's probably out enjoying herself.
20:55They do say blondes have more fun.
20:58Oh, no, that's right.
21:00She's, er...
21:01She's dying her hair dark these days.
21:03Will you ask her to ring me when she gets back?
21:08Bye-bye.
21:10So it checks out.
21:11Looks like it.
21:13And it was just the name of the hotel.
21:15Yeah, but that's the Rhubarb Hill Hotel,
21:17so why would she write something different in her diary?
21:25What do you say?
21:26Well, it sounds like you took the bait.
21:30No!
21:31Don't take the website down yet.
21:33You need to keep an eye on that phone line, too.
21:35We need everyone to believe that hotel exists.
21:39It's only for a few more days.
21:42Yeah.
21:44Speak soon.
21:44Do you have any idea
21:48how much trouble
21:50that little phone call of yours caused?
21:53Not to mention the cost.
21:55You owe me.
21:56You owe me.
22:01Or even now.
22:04No.
22:05No.
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