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00:00MÜZİK
00:30MÜZİK
00:34MÜZİK
00:39Danil?
00:43You similar?
00:45Nooooo
00:46I'm grateful for driving me to the hotel
00:49Not at all
00:54I had to step over a homeless chap, this morning
00:59Hey guys, oh happy Boxing Day, you meeting Daniel?
01:05Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:07Bonding with the Bern, things are hotting up.
01:11Oh, it's Adam.
01:15Daniel's been attacked.
01:29So how's the great master plan coming along?
01:33Show your pie hole.
01:37As if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:40Read the room.
01:42Ow!
01:44Ow!
01:52I wonder what would happen if we binned your anti-rejection meds.
01:55You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:58I've got a personality.
01:59Oh, come on.
02:00Shut up, please just let me off.
02:01All right, open up.
02:02Come on, Bertie.
02:03No.
02:13They're mindless as of it.
02:15And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:17I'm okay, Dad.
02:18Well, there was me, dead to the world, while you were being brutally attacked.
02:21Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't,
02:24because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:26Yeah, exactly.
02:27Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:31Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:36Hey.
02:37What have they done to you?
02:39Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:49She insisted.
02:50Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:52So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:55Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:00I watch every crime thing going.
03:02Uh, no, I didn't.
03:03I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:06Um, I heard steps approaching, and then I heard him run off.
03:11Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:15Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:17Right.
03:18Minus his wallet and watch.
03:20Awful.
03:21Insult to injury.
03:24I'll love you and leave you.
03:28Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:33Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it make a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:41Am I in the doghouse?
03:43Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:47I don't know.
03:48You just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:56Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58I'm in the dog.
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm gonna do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:06Yeah, I didn't have trouble in paradise.
04:08No.
04:09Sorry to disappoint.
04:11Oh, you dropped one.
04:13I've seen that one of them before.
04:15Oh, er, yeah.
04:16Me and James both got out for Christmas from my mum.
04:20You okay?
04:22Yeah, no, yeah, I'm fine.
04:23I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:24You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Me too.
04:30Two now.
04:31Wow.
04:32It seems the weird ones.
04:33Where did you stay last night?
04:35What do you care?
04:36Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:39You left him no choice.
04:40As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:43That won't be happening.
04:44And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:58You good, Nan?
04:59I'm just back from the hospital.
05:02Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:06Is he okay?
05:07Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:09The old girl's good for a goss.
05:12I give up.
05:17Megan's awful worried about him.
05:19He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:22They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:25Does he know who did it?
05:27He has no clue.
05:28But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:31His wallet and watch are gone.
05:34Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:40Oi.
05:41I'm like a chain of mine.
05:43I thought I must have done.
05:44Abby found it.
05:45Oh.
05:46Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:48But I'm single, mate.
05:49I'm no cheat.
05:50Did you do it on purpose?
05:52Whoa!
05:53Cocky.
05:54No, I didn't.
05:55Is she onto you?
05:56I don't know.
05:57You're a class act.
05:59What, like you're a choir boy?
06:00Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:02You're only out for yourself.
06:03Why can't I ever remember that?
06:05Because you want me.
06:07Oh, but I don't like you, though.
06:08And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:10To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:13I feel bad for her.
06:15She's not your concern.
06:16And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:17I just don't want to blindside her.
06:19Especially at Christmas.
06:20Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:22And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:26All right, mate.
06:30Hello.
06:33I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:38Ambassador.
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:42I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:43I figured I owed you one.
06:46Amberlynn stayed there, you know.
06:48Oh, well.
06:49If it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:52Oh, come on.
06:53Get it in the calendar.
06:54It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:58The eve of the mini break.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh, wait.
07:03Summer's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:08It wasn't on there.
07:09What?
07:10I only found out yesterday.
07:12This full smack bang in the middle.
07:14So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini break?
07:19What?
07:20I didn't intend to.
07:22Oh, forget it.
07:24Forget it.
07:25It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:28I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:32Not some actor I can tell you.
07:38He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:40He has no clue.
07:42I wanted to kill him.
07:44I don't know what I was thinking.
07:45I just lunged at him from behind and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:50Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:52But I never robbed him.
07:54I panicked and legged it.
07:56Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:01What do you think?
08:03Nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one Nan me.
08:06What got into you?
08:08Why do you hate him so much?
08:11He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:15And the way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:18He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged.
08:22And that would be your future down the pan.
08:25For a bright boy you have been extremely stupid.
08:37Oh, there you go.
08:38Subtle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:47Oh, great.
08:48Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:51I don't get assaulted.
08:53Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:55I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:57Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that, but I've got news actually.
09:01About your attacker.
09:02Who?
09:03Go on.
09:10You and James Bailey.
09:12Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:14Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:18I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:21I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:24Or pre-loved.
09:27Oh, you idiot.
09:28I have given everything up for you.
09:31Everything.
09:32Easy.
09:33It's not happening.
09:34James isn't up for it.
09:35Have you lost your mind?
09:36We're not playing Alcia.
09:37This is the real thing.
09:39Alfie, he's a child.
09:41He's not a doll.
09:42I know.
09:44I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:50I know.
09:52Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:53I will not have you-
09:54Break the law.
09:55Okay.
09:58Okay.
09:59I'll stop.
10:00I promise.
10:01It's done.
10:02Oh, you better add.
10:04I have already shifted a few cars off.
10:07But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me.
10:12Listen.
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:16I'll do right by us.
10:24You'll see.
10:27It's all good.
10:28Good job must be so draining.
10:29Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:30Yep.
10:31Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:32George and Glenda's party?
10:33Oh, a.k.a. the party to end all parties.
10:34Mm-hmm.
10:35Oh, or Andrew Scott?
10:36By the way.
10:37I'll do it.
10:38I'll do it.
10:39I'll do it.
10:40I'll do it.
10:41I'll do it.
10:42I'll do it.
10:43I'll do it.
10:44I'll do it.
10:45I'll do it.
10:46I'll do it.
10:47I'll do it.
10:48Good job must be so draining.
10:49Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:52Yep.
10:53Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56George and Glenda's party?
10:57Oh, a.k.a. the party to end all parties.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:01Ooh, or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:08Hm.
11:09Cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priests.
11:12Ha, ha.
11:15What?
11:16You gonna hate me?
11:18Right, well, that could never happen.
11:21Come on.
11:22Spill.
11:29Still here, Ma?
11:30Not for much longer.
11:31Just gathering me world, Lisa.
11:33Simple apology would work wonders.
11:34Ball's in your court.
11:35The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:38Adam just texted her.
11:39They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:42The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:45Nice one.
11:46Yeah, Adam said, um, it was some homeless guy.
11:50They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel stuffing his sleeping bag.
11:53Right.
11:54Eve is just through there.
11:56One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:00No, thank you.
12:02Your Nan is going soon.
12:03Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:04Hang on to the cash and carry.
12:06You called it, Nan.
12:07Someone must have robbed him.
12:08From your point of view, this is a win.
12:09So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:11That's more like it.
12:12The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker.
12:13And you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:14Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:18It is Christmas, after all.
12:19Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:20Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:21That's more like it.
12:24The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker
12:26and you can do your dear old nan a solid.
12:31Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:35It is Christmas after all.
12:37Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:45Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:49Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:50Well, your life was on track, though, wasn't it?
12:52I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
12:56Probably not, but to check out with his brother.
12:59And this is your business because?
13:01Oh, perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:04He must be the full package, you know,
13:06to make you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:10But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:12Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:15Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:17I see.
13:18But do you think that your moral code is a bit, I don't know, inconsistent?
13:25Hmm.
13:28Can I get you anything?
13:29A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:33Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:35Do you mind if I perch for a minute?
13:37I won't keep you.
13:38I'm sure.
13:39Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:43Yeah.
13:45Sorry about that.
13:46Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48And so, um, Carl,
13:50you told me about his business brainwave
13:53and how you told him where to stick it.
13:56Hmm?
13:57I'm so sorry.
13:58And I am so grateful.
14:00No need.
14:01No.
14:02There is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:10Oh, hi, babe.
14:12Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood,
14:16but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:19You hide it brilliantly.
14:21Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:22But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:29If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:32They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks.
14:35I've got it.
14:37The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned,
14:46rest assured we've got it sorted, all right?
14:48It was at the smallest bump in the road,
14:51the tiniest pothole.
14:53Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:57Well, those fortune cookies are dead deep.
15:03All right.
15:04Fine.
15:04Fine.
15:21Todd.
15:26Hey.
15:28Are you seriously blowing up this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:32My hands are tied.
15:33Oh, come on.
15:34She's been planning this for months.
15:36And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble too.
15:38Your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:40This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:43Okay, you've made your point.
15:44I think you're making a bad call.
15:47Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:49When did you become so detached?
15:52Actually, do you know what?
15:53That is a rhetorical question.
15:55It's ever since you took up with him.
15:56You are blowing this out of all proportion.
15:58I don't think so.
15:59This speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:02Speaks to it.
16:03Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:06He's changed you.
16:07Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:14Oh, well.
16:15I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:18As if.
16:20What have you done to your face?
16:22Oh, erm, Pegasine.
16:25That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:27I thought she'd like a bit of a sandwich and...
16:30Meow.
16:31Peggy tea.
16:33Let me get something on her.
16:34Oh, stop fussing.
16:37No.
16:39Let me.
16:44I'm there.
16:48I'm sorry for being a bit knocky, yeah.
16:51It's okay.
16:53I'm used to it.
16:55Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know.
16:57Come here.
16:59Oh, sorry.
17:04I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:11Hello, you do.
17:16Hold on.
17:17Hey, how you doing?
17:39You finished already?
17:40That's amazing, you're faster than Santa's elves.
17:45Yeah, yeah, no, I...
17:46No, it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:49Carl.
17:50Carl.
17:51Carl.
17:56Carl.
17:56Mm-hmm.
17:57I want to change the music.
18:14Can you just tap in your bus car, please?
18:16Thank you.
18:21Thank you.
18:22Thank you.
18:56Oh, you have got such a twisted view of the world.
18:58I've got 20-20, dear. Believe me.
19:02I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough and then we'll all be happy.
19:05Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:07I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:12Good night, son.
19:13When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:21All right, ma. Bye.
19:26Off I go, then.
19:38Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:42Hearts of stone. The lot of them.
19:44When you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law, she's not...
19:49They are not married.
19:50Ah, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:53Not in my book.
19:55No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:57I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:00Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:05You think?
20:06That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:16The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:18Not a clue.
20:21Mate, is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:25Right now. I'm completely here.
20:27Ah, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:29I was going for flirty.
20:30Yeah?
20:32Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:35Yeah?
20:36But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:42I'm in.
20:44Half ten.
20:44Half ten sounds great.
20:46I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:48Thank you.
20:49See you.
20:49See you.
21:00See you.
21:30See you.
22:00See you.
22:01See you.
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