Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04I know.
06:05I know.
06:06I know.
06:07I know.
06:08I know.
06:09I know.
06:10I know.
06:11I know.
06:12I know.
06:13I know.
06:14I know.
06:15I know.
06:16I know.
06:17I know.
06:18Nothing.
06:19Oh, yo, yo, yo.
06:20Steady, Eddie.
06:21Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:23He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy because he's in Gladiators.
06:29He's used to being brutal.
06:31And now he's been given a sort of piece of ming china to handle with care
06:43Oh, I want Nigel to do that for me
06:46It must be
06:48It must be
06:50And it's over now
06:52It must be
06:54Golden fennet
06:58Unnecessary
07:00I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown
07:12Ooh, I'm gonna pretend these cushions nitros, Jess
07:14Hey, no, get your mucky face off it
07:16I'd be a bit lower down if I was her
07:18Shirley
07:20What?
07:22Christ, well, come on, man
07:24I'm not the only woman that thinks that
07:26You do know, it's not even after watershed, you know this
07:30I know
07:32Parading around like that with half the clothes I'm done
07:34You're only jealous
07:36I know
07:38In Leeds
07:40Right, are you up for the next one?
07:42In Leeds
07:44Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:46I am up for the next paddle match
07:48What, are you gonna play again? For real?
07:50Yeah, when we're playing
07:52Friends Danielle and Daniella
07:54I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle
07:56I feel like we could
07:58Because we're both competitive
08:00We both like to win
08:02And we've got power
08:04And like, just call us Serena and Venus
08:06Do you know what I mean?
08:08I'm Serena
08:10No
08:11I think I'm Serena
08:12No
08:13You're definitely Venus
08:14I'm Serena
08:16On Sunday night Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV
08:24The Vincent
08:26I wouldn't like to verse her
08:30Vixen
08:31She gives us really bad vibes
08:33They're not vixen
08:34Vixent
08:35I'm usually cooking tea
08:37And I can hear it
08:38Because Steve watches it
08:39And I'm cooking tea
08:40And I shout at the houses goes
08:41How did you know that?
08:42And I go
08:43I just don't know
08:44I know
08:45Because you're watching the repeat
08:46That is
08:51First quiz show engaged
08:54Is it?
08:56Fucking hell
08:57A lot of firsts today
08:59Oh here they are
09:01The Dark Destroyer
09:04You could be the static
09:06Your name
09:07The static?
09:08Why?
09:09The static caravan
09:10Shag marry avoid
09:13I'm Haggerty
09:14The Vixen
09:15The Beast
09:16Shag shag shag
09:18And
09:22Woah woah woah woah
09:23What do we have here?
09:24Oh we got a mystery
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:27My name
09:29Is Maverick
09:30Listen Tom Cruise's career's taking a different turn now
09:33British television
09:34You don't suppose it's at Schofield do you think?
09:37Phil Schofield
09:38Phil Schofield
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf
09:43Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No
09:46I don't have to
09:47And I was named after my nan and grandad
09:52Maeve and Rick
09:54I know what it is
09:55It's a cricketer
09:56Oh
09:57You know what I mean?
09:58Flintoff
09:59Yeah, yeah
10:00That's all it is
10:01Flintoff
10:02It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill
10:05He's got a face like that
10:06I can tell by his eyes
10:07By his eyes?
10:08Are you mental?
10:09No
10:10Do that
10:11Do that
10:12You're gonna know it's me
10:13And say it off
10:14Do that
10:15In the episode
10:16We join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers
10:20Good luck
10:21Good luck
10:22Oh God I hope they're easy questions Simon
10:27Come on Jay
10:28Come on chasers
10:29No Rosa don't root for the chasers
10:30I'm not watching it if you're gonna root for the chasers
10:32Bokesy
10:33Your clock starts counting down
10:35Now
10:36What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38Anne
10:39Aunt
10:40Correct
10:41I got one right
10:42Well done Dan
10:43Well done
10:44Bokesy prenuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh
10:47One for you there
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know
10:53Bernie
10:54Bill
10:55Bernie
10:56Bernie Winters yeah?
10:57Bernie Clifton
10:58You're not as quick as me lad
10:59You're not as quick as me
11:00Bernie
11:01Correct
11:02She's good isn't she?
11:03She's really good she's smashing it
11:04What disease is also called scarlatina?
11:06Scarlet fever
11:07Scarlatina scarlet fever
11:08Yeah
11:09Malaria
11:10German measles
11:12Scarlet fever
11:13It's called scarlatina the name's for closing the name
11:16Has she never seen goodnight Mr Tom?
11:18Scarlet fever I was gonna say that
11:19We didn't
11:20Chasers
11:21Which Black Panther features in the jungle book?
11:23Morgie
11:24No no no no no no no
11:25Bagheera
11:26Bagheera
11:27Madeira
11:28Bagheera
11:29Jenny
11:30Bagheera
11:31Correct
11:32Wow
11:33Come on this is gonna go down to the wire this
11:35Chasers
11:36Who created the sock puppet land shop in the 50s?
11:39Oh
11:40Sherry Dixon
11:41Sherry Dyson
11:42Sherry Nixon
11:43Sherry somebody or other
11:45Sherry Lewis
11:46Sherry Lewis
11:47Maverick
11:48Sherry Lewis
11:49Correct
11:50Oh good knowledge
11:51Get in I got
11:52Oh I'm doing it for them
11:53I don't want them to win
11:55What the hell did he say?
11:56Oh god
11:57Bosey what fashion brand makes boss one underwear?
12:01Hugo Boss
12:02Hugo
12:03More
12:04Oh my god
12:05Come on you gotta give it to her
12:06Correct
12:07Ah
12:08Chasers
12:09What other
12:10Oh
12:11She done iso
12:12She's done
12:14She's done
12:15She's done
12:16Get it
12:17Before we go
12:18The biggest question
12:19On everyone's lips
12:20Is
12:21Who
12:22Is behind the mask
12:23Get the mask on
12:24Get it all off
12:25No just the mask
12:26Gordon Ramsey
12:27Why is everything to you always God Ramsey
12:31I know
12:32I know it's him
12:33Freddie Flint
12:34Freddie Flint
12:35Is that who you think it is?
12:36Yeah I know it is
12:37Oh
12:38Hang on who is it?
12:40It's Freddie
12:41It's Freddie
12:43Oh
12:44I don't know
12:45It looks familiar
12:46Is it Bear Grylls?
12:47Oh
12:48That's Joe Pasquale
12:50How can you work out that's Joe Pasquale?
12:53Let me know
12:55No
12:56It is Joe Pasquale
12:57No way
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale
12:59I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff
13:02Bloody Freddie Flintoff
13:03Oh well
13:04You can't get it right every time
13:06Yeah
13:07Joe Pasquale everybody
13:10Well obviously everyone else but ask knows who he is
13:13Everyone under 25 saying who
13:15Who?
13:16I mean
13:17I now have another big question on my lips
13:19Why?
13:20Yeah
13:29In home
13:30No Jenny just pour it in a little bit
13:32What?
13:33Oh no don't go too far Jenny
13:35No I won't
13:36Oh
13:37Best friends Jenny and Lee
13:39What are you on about?
13:40Oh
13:42Oh
13:43No you're going too far in
13:46Oh that's
13:47Oh that's quite nice that
13:49Oh
13:50Have you got them all?
13:51Yeah
13:52Yeah
13:53Do the other ear then
13:58In Surrey
13:59Oh do you know what?
14:00I'm so happy to be back
14:01As much as I love the sunshine
14:03And the rum punch
14:05And the food
14:06I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad
14:10Sarah
14:11The husband Andre
14:12And their daughter Shay
14:14No boys?
14:15Oh plenty
14:16Oh mum
14:17You shouldn't eat
14:18We haven't caught up at that level yet
14:20What?
14:21Mum?
14:22Listen I'm going to phone your grandma
14:24I want to know how come
14:25How come your grandma never told me about boys?
14:26Because Nana set me up with them
14:27Oh wasn't she?
14:28Yes
14:29Nana was like go girl
14:30Oh really?
14:31Yeah
14:32But I wasn't
14:33You are never going to see your grandma ever again
14:37On Wednesday night there was only one place to be as the hood winking in the Highlands continued on BBC One
14:51Come on you traitor
14:52Oh I'd make a good traitor
14:54I'd make a good traitor
14:56My trollop
14:57No I'd make a good one of them and all
15:01All exciting news first time I've watched the traitors engaged
15:04What you're engaged?
15:06Previously
15:08Oh
15:09Six faithful have fallen
15:11Six faithfuls you know
15:13That's terrible
15:14I'm a faithful
15:15Faithful
15:16Faithful
15:17Oh look at Mark
15:19He gets really upset
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions
15:24And he's an actor so they think he's all an act
15:27Is it me or is this getting a lot easier?
15:29Look at them lolling
15:32They're absolutely lolling their heads off because they've not been caught
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:44Well I work in HR
15:45See ya
15:47Gravel in the treads of my shoes
15:49The leader of the faithfuls
15:51Thank you for trusting me
15:53Well they don't think Stephen's a traitor
15:55No they don't
15:56He doesn't look like a traitor though does he?
15:59Well no who looks like a traitor?
16:02I'll be straight with both of you
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today
16:05Oh
16:06Yeah
16:07To be honest I've always been cautious around thespians
16:10I mean suspicious of bloody everybody actually
16:13Never mind just the actors
16:14You're suspect number one for me
16:16I'm suspect number one?
16:17Yeah
16:18Suspect number one?
16:19Oh Joel comes straight up with it
16:20Oh Christ
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role
16:23Well I tell you what
16:24For me
16:25Oh!
16:26Here comes the real traitor
16:27Speak of the devil
16:28Speak of the devil
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil
16:31Hasn't he though?
16:32I'm gonna suspect everyone
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it
16:36That's what he keeps saying
16:37And do you know what?
16:38Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere
16:43I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors
16:48You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby
16:51He plays a strategic game
16:53Mmmmm
16:54But I want to go after Mark first
16:57Joe go after Mark not Jonathan because I love Jonathan as a traitor
17:01Here we go
17:04Okay
17:05Claudia has arrived
17:07Players, welcome back to the round table
17:10Oh yeah
17:11She's got extra eyeliner on today
17:13Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray
17:16Is tonight the night?
17:18Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:21They've got no fucking chance
17:22They don't even know what day it is
17:24Nevermind found a traitor
17:25We want to catch a traitor
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy
17:30Oh
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most
17:33Yeah
17:34Look how disappointed he looks
17:35We can't vote off our faithful leader
17:37Oh, go on Joe
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
17:44I think so too, that's my point
17:45Who are they though?
17:46It's Mark
17:49He's just said it
17:50Mark's nearly got wind lashed it
17:53Sorry?
17:54Like a meerkat
17:55I know you want to start too
17:57Yeah, but I've got suspicions of you
17:59Alan
18:02You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm
18:08Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey
18:11He's dead good at this
18:13Here's my fear
18:14Is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly
18:20Oh, yes
18:21Oh, that's right David, that's right
18:23He's got that right
18:24Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes around this table
18:31Oh
18:32Oh
18:33Yeah
18:34He's reasoning sound, but I think you'll get the wrong conclusion
18:36Bloody hell
18:37And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe
18:42Oh, yeah
18:43Oh, wow
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat
18:50At least one traitor or maybe two
18:53Was trying to stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56And then start popping their head up
18:58And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment
19:02Oh, what?
19:03They're all great theories that they're coming up with
19:05Like, you know, they're really plausible
19:07But they're all fucking wrong
19:08Absolutely wrong
19:09They're fucking wrong
19:10Players, the time for talk is over
19:14Oh, God, I think Mark might be going
19:17Oh, well, that's got a note of it
19:19Stephen, we'll start with you
19:21Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well, I've put David
19:26David?
19:28Joe Wilkinson
19:29I've said you, David
19:31Oh, my God
19:34Frickin' hell
19:35Who votes for David?
19:36Jonathan
19:37I've changed my vote
19:38I'm sorry, David
19:39I voted for you
19:40Frickin' hell
19:43David's put his head above the parapet
19:45And it's now going to get shot off
19:47Yeah, he's had his head blown off, a hair-blasting
19:49Alan
19:50Mark
19:52Mark
19:53That's a nutty
19:55Joe Marley
19:56I'm sticking with my gut
19:57And I think it's you, Mark
19:59Your gut is wrong
20:01So wrong
20:02You're so far off the mark
20:04He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:08Kat
20:09You have the deciding vote
20:11Who you got?
20:13Who's Kat gone for?
20:15My vote
20:17Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, come on
20:20I need to live
20:22It's for you, David
20:24Ah!
20:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right
20:27Right, so it's a draw
20:28You must fight until one of you is dead
20:31And after another round of voting
20:33It was five votes for Mark
20:35And four votes for David
20:37Celia, you have the final vote
20:41Oh!
20:42If you vote for Mark
20:44He will be banished
20:46If you vote for David
20:48It will be a tie
20:50And their fate
20:52Will be decided
20:54By chance
20:55Oh, shit
20:56No pressure
20:57This has never happened on traitors
20:59I've never seen it actually go to chance
21:00So then Celia
21:02Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:05Come on, see ya
21:07Come on
21:08You're going with you
21:09Oh, Julie
21:10Oh, Julie
21:11What's she voting?
21:12What's she voting for?
21:15I voted for you, David
21:17Oh!
21:18It's got some chance!
21:19First time on UK traitors
21:22Oh, my God
21:25Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate
21:29How does that happen?
21:30Paloma fate
21:32She's come back
21:35What?
21:36Why did she go?
21:37What happens?
21:38Who chooses?
21:39Do you want to see the hand of fate?
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:45Oh!
21:46Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now
21:50Of course you will
21:51You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time
21:53Whose fate?
21:54Is it like a really big guy comes in
21:56And just like waterboards them
21:58Are you a traitor?
22:00Tell me the truth
22:02And if your trousers are wet, you are
22:05You're a traitor
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water and they keep choking you till you
22:10Oh, I see
22:11You've been waterboarding
22:12No
22:13Really?
22:14No, yeah
22:15What's motorboating then?
22:16No, motorboating is something different
22:19In Wiltshire
22:29I got my head under water
22:30I think I've still got some water
22:31You didn't put your head under water again
22:33I warned you not to
22:34I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't
22:36Did you rinse it properly?
22:38Giles and his wife, Mary
22:40Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath
22:43Because you can't rinse it properly then
22:46Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:53You need a personal attendant with you at all times
22:57Yelling at you to stop
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home
23:00No, you can't afford a nursing home
23:02In the nursing home, Matron will look after me
23:05On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane
23:12Your life could be a soap
23:14Like, we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly
23:20I know it's just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved
23:23Yeah
23:24There's a lot that goes on
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:26Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age, both turning 30 this year?
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:37The what?
23:38On your bus
23:39On whose bus?
23:40On my bus
23:41On you bus?
23:42Is that what it's called?
23:43Omnibus
23:44Omnibus
23:45What the fuck?
23:46On your bus?
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then
23:54What's the matter with her?
23:56She's looking shifty
23:57Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble
24:00So police are after her
24:02No wonder she's shifty
24:03Talk to some witnesses
24:04Donnie, the copper, has been trying to track Claire down for ages
24:10What was he in before?
24:11Brookside
24:12Brookside
24:13Brookside
24:14Oh, he spotted her!
24:15Right, Donnie, get on your radio
24:17Eyes on, eyes on!
24:18I've got it first hand
24:19The granddaddy's not done with you
24:21What, is she gonna get her granddad to knock him out?
24:24Oh, she's threatening, isn't she Claire?
24:25I was gonna say, is that a threat?
24:26Yes it is
24:27You've been a very naughty boy
24:28Oh yeah
24:29Oh really?
24:30Oh no, never say that in public
24:31Why is she talking like that for Jen?
24:33Yeah, she's been a very naughty boy
24:34Oh yeah
24:35Oh really?
24:36Oh no, never say that in public
24:37Why is she talking like that for Jen?
24:38Yeah, she's got the voice
24:41And the bad guy
24:42Yeah
24:43And he's got in mind a revenge here
24:45Oh
24:46Oh, has Claire got something on Donnie?
24:47She's got something on him
24:48She's gonna blackmail him
24:49You're aiming straight for your other life
24:52Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:55Oh
24:57Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Oh
25:01Look at his face, he's worried
25:04Oh dear
25:05He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well
25:08Yeah
25:09My other life
25:10My other life
25:11All right
25:12It's me
25:13It's all come on top
25:15It's all come on top
25:16On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy, don't he?
25:19Yeah
25:20I need your help
25:21Now
25:22Now?
25:23Who is he called there?
25:24What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
25:25Who needs who?
25:26Who's this?
25:27I hate to tell you and I told you so
25:29It's Sinbad
25:30The window cleaner?
25:31Yeah
25:32Up Brookside
25:33I warned you 20 years ago
25:34Nothing good would ever come of this
25:35Oh, what's he done 20 years ago? Dirty dog
25:37Always comes out in the wash
25:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:40This is Brookside music, innit?
25:41What the hell's going on?
25:42Oh, what's he done 20 years ago? Dirty dog
25:44Always comes out in the wash
25:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:53This is Brookside music, innit?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:55Oh, my God
26:00Yeah
26:01Yeah
26:03Oh, my God
26:04Da-da-da-da-da
26:08Are you sure about this?
26:09I've got to
26:11It's hard to be changed
26:12Whoa!
26:13We're on the close!
26:15It's Brookside
26:16What?
26:17What?
26:18So, what are they going to merge them both?
26:19Is it going to become like Brolly Oaks or something?
26:23They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio
26:25There's going to be two women kissing before we know it
26:32So, who is he now? Is he Donny of Hollyoaks?
26:35Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:38You've got some explaining to do
26:40Oh, there she is!
26:41Oh, there she is!
26:42Sheila!
26:43Sheila!
26:44Fucking hell
26:45This is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago
26:52Mick Johnson
26:53He's come back from the dead!
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:58It was only 30 seconds ago
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson
27:01Other life padders
27:03You are not seeing Gemma!
27:05Is this my daughter, Sheila?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death
27:11Oh, he faked his own death!
27:12That's what Claire's on the boat!
27:14So, he's faked his own death in Brookside and then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donny
27:21Thinking that her dad had died in a fire!
27:24He's taking the Mick!
27:25No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:29Get a bit of peace and quiet from you GBH to the A's
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into
27:36Do you know, she was in grief therapy
27:38Oh, hang on!
27:39It's Billy and Barry!
27:40Billy and Barry?
27:41Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:43You're looking really well for the dead man
27:46Long story Billy
27:47I'll bet
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him
27:50Billy Corkill
27:51Yeah
27:52Well, Softland thinks he's gonna have a reunion with his daughter
27:55That's the daughter
27:56Oh shit, here she is
28:01Oh!
28:02Oh God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:06Oh, well thank God somebody's actually looking surprised
28:10I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:12Oh no, no
28:13Well yes, because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead
28:18And then I could come back after 20 years like him
28:22Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin-wise
28:26I know
28:29In Glasgow
28:31Happy Birthday to you
28:34Happy Birthday to you
28:37Oh wow, thank you so much
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum
28:40I know, I know it was
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago
28:45Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:46Shop ran out
28:47Shop ran out
28:48Thanks very much
28:49It's all good
28:50Oh God
28:51Go on
28:52Yeah, your lungs got the capacity
28:54They do, thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh, that's amazing, thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:59I feel like it's my forward birthday cake
29:00Is it?
29:01Yeah
29:02Great then, well we'll take this away
29:03Shall we?
29:05On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:10If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragons then
29:13That sounds a bit like me when I ask you for money, to be honest
29:17Nah
29:18Dad's like, I want a return on my investment
29:20What?
29:21Why do you need so much?
29:23Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that
29:25Dad can have 20 quid? Dad wants a whole business plan
29:28No, it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:31It's not that bad
29:37You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons, they don't scare me, I'm not scared of them
29:40You're not scared of anything, are you really?
29:41No
29:42I love Deborah Meaden, to be fair
29:43Yeah, I like Deborah
29:44I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with, you know, get her sloshed
29:48I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:49She would if she was fucking with me
29:53I'm Andrew, I'm 39 years old
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh, what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a t-shirt that was shiny
30:00But it's his body
30:03Yo, yo, yo, dragons
30:05I want you all to make some noise
30:08Oh no
30:10No, don't make noise
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off, straight off
30:16Oh look, they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18Fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like Derese
30:22Can we call you Man for short?
30:24I'm in, take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling
30:27And I am the champion
30:29Of who?
30:30North Wrestling?
30:31What's that even?
30:32I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Mmm
30:36Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me
30:38But just to see what it was like
30:39Woo
30:40Yes!
30:41Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December but I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:45And I am here to offer
30:48Offer
30:50Offer?
30:51What's going on?
30:52Something going on?
30:53Yeah
30:55Who the hell is this now?
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh my God
30:58Not another wrestler
31:00No!
31:02Are they about to wrestle?
31:03Oh my God, please wrestle
31:04I'm all in
31:07I'm Rory Coyle
31:08And I'm here
31:09For the biggest prize
31:10In pro wrestling
31:11That North Wrestling Championship
31:13This is a pitch
31:14This is
31:15What do you think he's trying to pitch here?
31:16Simon?
31:17I've got no idea
31:18I don't mind
31:19I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:21So what do you say?
31:22On Dragons Dan
31:24Let's go
31:25Powerbombing
31:26Yeah!
31:27Come on!
31:28You can look real though
31:29Do you know what I mean?
31:30Alright, let's go
31:31Ah!
31:32Oh!
31:33Urgh!
31:38Oh!
31:39Oh!
31:40What they're selling?
31:41Medical insurance
31:42Freaking hell
31:43Did you do that on purpose or was it an accident?
31:45I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling
31:47How we're going to drill down into the numbers after that
31:49Because I do not though
31:50Yeah
31:51I'm Andrew
31:52I'm the owner of North Wrestling
31:53I thought of doing this, you know
31:55Starting a wrestling business
31:57I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment
31:59That's not a lot
32:00For 25% of my business
32:0260 grand for 25% that's not bad is it?
32:05How much is that?
32:06The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show
32:09I mean some people must like it
32:11Do you know what?
32:12It was very very popular
32:13When it was Saturday and wrestling was on
32:16Our next door neighbour Mrs Higginbottom
32:19God rest her soul because it was years ago
32:21All you could hear was her screaming and shouting
32:24Old ladies love it
32:26I might be wrong but I think I might be the only dragon
32:29Who's actually ever put on wrestling matches
32:31Oh
32:33Interesting fact about Deborah
32:35She was a wrestler wasn't she?
32:37Was she?
32:38Mad Lady Meaden I think her name was
32:41So in my holiday parks
32:43Pick that up
32:44We used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:47For many many years
32:49What happened?
32:50And?
32:51But they slowly dwindled
32:52Oh
32:53Right
32:54Brace yourself for these words
32:55This is old fashioned
32:56Yeah
32:57See that's what I think
32:58Yeah but it's not
32:59Now it's coming back
33:00It's not
33:01It is
33:02It's massive
33:03Listen to Deborah
33:04What does she know?
33:05She's a multi-millionaire-ess
33:07It's a business of passion and love and community
33:12But it's not an investment for me
33:15Oh this is
33:16I've never been so disappointed at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den
33:20Dragon's Den
33:21He would be better off
33:23Swapping the wrestlers out
33:25For strippers
33:26Male strippers
33:28Sell those tickets
33:30Isn't it?
33:31Do you know any wrestling moves?
33:33No
33:34I don't
33:35Oh
33:37One
33:38Two
33:39Three
33:41Four
33:44Oh
33:45Oh
33:48Are you in?
33:50I'm freaking out
34:01In Leeds
34:02Look at my autumn basket and my autumn wreath which I made
34:09Really I thought it looked not B&M Baggins
34:12Sisters Ellie and Izzy
34:14Are you not impressed?
34:16I can't believe you said it looks like it's from B&M Baggins
34:19Because our Louise came round on Saturday and I was saying to her
34:22Oh what do you think of my wreath?
34:24She went oh I absolutely love it
34:25It looks like that you've paid at least £15 for that
34:28And I thought 15 quid?
34:30Cost you more than my material
34:32Yeah!
34:33In Derby
34:34He's really purring, he's really purring
34:39He doesn't bite me as much as he used to Dad
34:42He doesn't actually
34:43No he's not a biter anymore I think he's gotten used to
34:45He's always been the swiper, it's Tashi who's the biter
34:48The Siddiquis
34:50The best thing is when you do that underneath the chin
34:53I don't do that
34:54Dad wants you to get bit
34:55You said that on purpose
34:56Look at him
34:58Do it in a way that you mean it not
35:00Yeah
35:01Do it in a way that you're going to get bit
35:03Look he's chomping at the bit
35:04No, seriously
35:05Because sometimes I do it if I
35:07Oh son of a bitch
35:08Did he get you?
35:09Yeah
35:10He got me there
35:11He drew blood and he's leaving
35:14On Friday a prince falling on his sword made the headlines on the BBC
35:20I saw that old man groaning
35:25You're doing it
35:26What?
35:27Do you think it'll
35:28Do you want to do it?
35:29Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:31After years of scrutiny and further revelations in recent months
35:36Oh, there he is
35:37Oh, there he is
35:38What's he done now?
35:39Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles and will no longer be called Duke of York
35:44That's it Andrew, just give them all up before they take them off you
35:47Make yourself look a bit better
35:49Is that it?
35:50You can't call me Duke anymore
35:52It's just Andrew now
35:54That Virginia Duke phrase book's coming out in a couple of days
35:58Also, it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published
36:01It's almost like there's an iceberg
36:04No, it'll just be coincidence patterns
36:07Do you reckon?
36:08Yeah
36:09The king's younger brother said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him
36:13were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family
36:17He is a distraction
36:18So he is still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up and his membership of the garter that he's given up
36:26I don't even know what the fucking garter is
36:28Well, he ain't member of it anymore
36:30Prince Andrew, who retains the title prince, stopped being a working royal more than five years ago
36:36He'll still be Prince Andrew because his mother was queen
36:39I can't take Prince away because he was born a prince
36:42I've got to change the law to do that
36:44Yeah
36:45The royal family member formerly known as Prince
36:48That'll come
36:50Despite his status as a non-working royal
36:53At times he took a prominent position
36:56Fuck off
36:57Look, Charles is like, listen, brother, go over there
37:01Go over there, Rubai, don't talk to me
37:03Yeah
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales
37:06Did the king just say to him then, I think that's your car
37:08You're in the wrong place, you need to be a bit further up there
37:11As far as you can get
37:13Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable in the presence of his uncle
37:18You don't want that guy near you
37:20William's looking everywhere but at his uncle
37:22Yeah, he's kept a bit of distance there, hasn't he?
37:24In a statement from the prince, he said
37:26In discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family
37:30God, you know, you just dread a family meeting in this family
37:32You know something called a family meeting and you'd be like
37:34Oh, what now?
37:36Oh, Jesus
37:37I have decided
37:39He's decided nothing
37:40As I always have
37:42To put my duty to my family and country first
37:45Oh, how noble
37:46To put my duty to my family and country first
37:49If that was the case
37:51It would have severed all ties with Epstein
37:53As I have said previously
37:55I vigorously deny the accusations against me
37:58It's not looking good though, is it pal?
38:00Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York
38:04Oh, I remember this day
38:07It was given to him on his wedding day
38:09By his mother Queen Elizabeth II
38:11I think he was her favourite son
38:14Well, it doesn't matter whether he was or not
38:16The point is, he was a chump
38:18Technically, he has not been stripped of the dukedom
38:21It's become inactive
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off
38:25He ain't the Duke anymore
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York
38:30She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson
38:33Oh, I bet she's fuming Fergie
38:35She's lost everything I know for a win
38:37Well, she's just bad
38:39Also lying dormant
38:40Will be his membership of the Order of the Garter
38:42Oh, I bet he likes the garter, Andy, doesn't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry
38:47Chivalry?
38:48That's a fucking laugh
38:50Chivalry
38:51Losing the titles and honours now
38:54I get uncomfortable when he's on screen, you know
38:57I don't want to see his face ever again
39:00Is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations
39:04Around the Prince's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
39:08You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas
39:10You do
39:11This will live with him for the rest of his life now, innit?
39:14And rightly so
39:15His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019
39:18This was a disaster
39:19Beyond a disaster
39:21As he was questioned about his relationship with Virginia Dufresne
39:24They say pictures don't lie
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words
39:28This young girl's dead now, ain't she?
39:29Yeah
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him
39:33He will have been under intense pressure from the king and the wider royal family
39:37He won't be gonna sundering him for his Christmas dinner
39:39Oh no, he won't
39:40He'll be having Christmas with fucking pewing
39:42You watch
39:43Yeah
39:44Oh my god
39:45I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year
39:49Oh no
39:50So embarrassing
39:52With Fergie
39:53And strictly the year after
39:55Oh
40:00In Manchester
40:01Looked on me and Virabel
40:03And Virabel?
40:04Yeah
40:05It won't happen in here because there's no spirits in here
40:08But when you get on a ghost run
40:10And a ghost goes near it
40:13It pings
40:14Live alone
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention
40:17Yeah
40:18You can say if there's any spirits around can you ring the bell please?
40:24What have you brought that in here for?
40:25To show you
40:26Yeah, no
40:27What if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:29There isn't any ghosts in here
40:31Well they've not rang yet, have they?
40:32But there might be one coming through
40:33Turn it off, get it out
40:34You don't bring gold
40:36Oh
40:37Fuck it out
40:38Fuck it out
40:39Oh my god
40:40Get out
40:41Get out
40:42On Thursday night
40:43Famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery Plus
40:47You ready to have the wheelies put up you Pedro?
40:49Am I?
40:50I like watching this wheel because I know you're by yourself tonight
40:53Oh don't be wrong
40:59Susan Shaw from Hearsay
41:01Celebrities are no different from the rest of us are they? Do you know what I mean? They get haunted too
41:05What I would do to be part of their team genuinely
41:08Just be like oh my god I feel a present
41:10You know you'd do the most
41:11You'd actually do the most
41:12Yeah you'd do all that
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot
41:17The team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse
41:21You can see the Hearsay money's been spent well
41:23For ten months it's been the home of singer and actor Suzanne Shaw
41:28Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already
41:30Yeah
41:31She looks terrified lots of
41:33I know
41:34I've always been really spiritual as a little girl
41:37I would see people sat at the end of my bed
41:39Oh I've had that and I
41:41I haven't seen them
41:42I haven't seen them
41:43I felt them
41:44Oh we know
41:45I would feel people's presence beside me
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder
41:49Ooh
41:50I do and then it turns out it's like a cult
41:53Or George
41:54Yeah
41:55Or George
41:56Wherever I go whatever house I've lived in
41:59I feel something
42:00Ah so she is haunted
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment
42:04Because Suzanne's emotions are constantly being affected
42:08We're concerned she could have an attachment
42:11What did I say?
42:12What did I say?
42:13I said straight away she has an attachment
42:17So something might be occupying her
42:20This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian to try and tap into your subconscious
42:25All right here we go
42:26Barry guy's my favourite you know
42:27Just because he's got all the tech
42:29He's got all the gear
42:30And a little bit of an idea
42:31These are some goggles
42:33No way
42:34Did he make it himself?
42:36They look homemade
42:37Look at them
42:38They emit a red light
42:41That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind
42:44Right
42:45You know what it's going to put me into?
42:46Fits of giggles
42:47In front of you is a doorway
42:52Look at this
42:53So what he's doing now is he's taking her back to when she was younger to see if he can find when the attachment started
43:05Tell me what you see
43:07Tell me what you see
43:08Fuck all
43:09You've got these goggles on me
43:11I'm in my bedroom
43:13From childhood
43:15How old are you?
43:17Four
43:18Oh she's four
43:19The bogeyman's there
43:21The bogeyman?
43:22The bogeyman?
43:23Yeah
43:24That's what she said Simon
43:25What does he want with you?
43:27Doesn't want anyone else to have me
43:30Oh
43:31I belong to him
43:33He wants my soul
43:35Darkness descends
43:40And Suzanne leaves us for the night
43:43Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:47Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49Is there a ting in it?
43:50He's going to go over there?
43:51Yeah
43:52I want to talk to whoever makes this place feel so heavy
43:57Oh
43:58Oh
43:59He said fuck off to her
44:01Right
44:02That's a feisty ghost man
44:04Are you telling me to fuck off?
44:06Well I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well
44:10Do you know the other week on my spirit box called me a slut
44:14Fucking hell
44:16Honestly
44:17Back on the landing
44:18And this time we're using necrophonic
44:20Necrophonics Mary
44:22Hilarious
44:23I want to know who told me to piss off
44:25And fuck
44:26I said devil
44:27Huh?
44:28You sure about it?
44:29No Barry
44:31Don't laugh at Barry
44:33Did it?
44:34That actually just said devil
44:35They've pissed the devil off now
44:38Did you come with Suzanne or are you from the land?
44:44What do you say?
44:45What war it?
44:46Leave
44:47You're going to leave
44:49Fuck off
44:50Fuck off
44:51Is that fuck off?
44:52To you?
44:53To you?
44:54Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:55I think they are you know
44:56Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:58Yeah
44:59Oh this is the problem we left Alexa in evil mode didn't we?
45:04Let's click her back into nice mode
45:06Suzanne returns
45:07Oh
45:08Oh
45:09I'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:12And through exorcism prayer
45:14Oh
45:15I'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:17You're going to do an exorcism?
45:18Yeah
45:19Of Suzanne from hearsay
45:20Hello be thy name
45:22Thy kingdom come
45:23Thy will be done
45:24Thy will be done
45:25In earth as it is in heaven
45:26What's she doing?
45:27What?
45:28What's she going like that for?
45:29We ask of you dear God
45:31To come down
45:32It's starting to bud you know
45:33It's starting to go
45:34To give us love
45:35To give us love
45:36And love
45:37Jesus Christ
45:38Jesus Christ
45:39What the fuck?
45:40In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit
45:44She's crying
45:45I tell you what she's earning her money isn't she?
45:47In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord
45:52Oh my gosh
45:53Oh
45:54Is he out?
45:55Brilliant brilliant
45:56Actually that was the beginning of one of their songs wasn't it?
45:59Probably
46:00I've often said that you need an exorcism but I would go to somebody I think more
46:04I wonder if you can have a Harley Street exorcism rather than those people
46:09I would prefer to go private Natty
46:13National Health might botch it
46:18Two titans of Channel 4 drama collide in Cheshire
46:21Brookside meets Hollyoaks at 30
46:23Stream and celebrate timeless moments right now
46:26Shrill screeches aren't reserved for Mercedes McQueen either you know
46:29Intergenerational travellers in Japan scramble for big cash
46:32In competition worlds apart streaming now too
46:35Next tonight Richard Ayoade is on his last leg
46:38Live
46:39In 2015
46:53In 2015
46:55055
46:56Of As .
46:57meinen
47:002
47:01T
47:02Was
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