00:00Are you serious with Elaine? She's my fucking stepsister. Let me explain.
00:17See sis, all your guys end up with me. Now you get it. Keep this up and you will be
00:24single and miserable forever. Whatever. You're a literal trash collector. You've
00:33been free-loading at our place for years. If anyone's trash, it's you.
00:40I can't please this portion. Handle the bidding. I'll give you $300 million for office. We need
00:58the suit.
00:59Sorry boss. Also, just a heads up, your grandfather's arranged marriages today.
01:04And Pa had some absurd ideas. Headed his chair, but winning true love with the Pope. Haven't
01:10you even met this, Andres?
01:13Oh dude, you're gonna wish you never messed with me. What's this? What's this? Oh god, I'm sorry.
01:30Uh, and thanks for the, uh, hospitality. I'll just, uh...
01:37Hasn't anyone told you to look?
01:39I just walked into the wrong room. And you? Ever heard of locking the door when you shower?
01:45Hello? Doctor? What? A hundred thousand in medical bills? I... Okay, I'll figure it out.
02:10Wait, please tell me your name. Andrea. Andrea Smith.
02:17Boss, you still there? I found out Miss Andrea Smith is constantly bullied by her stepmother.
02:24She's in deep debt.
02:28Then, let's help her out. At the same time, let's get Grimwas in inheritance.
02:40I need that money.
02:45Have you no shame? Why should I give your penny? To save your practically brain-dead mother?
02:53You beggar. I'm not begging, okay? I'm asking for what's rightfully mine. The money my dad left me before he died.
03:02You've been living off me for five years without paying a dime. Now, you got the nerve to ask for more?
03:08Years, you worked me like a dog. Every single day, it was like swallowing broken glass.
03:15Then, why don't you go ahead and swan some glass right now?
03:19Oh no! This is your original Queen Elizabeth set and you have ruined it!
03:25You're the one who threw it. Didn't your mother teach you to pay for what you break? This set is worth a million bucks.
03:33Consider ten grand generous. You owe me the rest five tomorrow. You are insane!
03:40Mom, the Millers are coming for me. I can't marry Brandon Miller. That's family reject. Marrying him will destroy my whole life.
03:50But we are talking about the Millers. If we back out, we are done for.
03:56Look, Andrea. Marry the loser and we'll forget about the tea set mess.
04:00I'll even cover the ten grand for your mom's treatment. Deal?
04:06I heard Brandon Miller, it's total wreck. Ugly, poor and even did time.
04:11Word is, since he go out, he was hitting the bottle, gambling and doing drugs.
04:16So, if I agree, that means I'm off the hook for the tea set?
04:24Yep, that's the deal.
04:38Even look like this, I bet that losers still go for me.
04:43Oh, honey. You are just too pretty. I'm worried. You might not look bad enough.
04:59Hi, Dukat. No one needs to know our addiction.
05:05That's the loser we are talking about?
05:07Wait. Wait. You?
05:12No worries, Andrea. I'm getting out of here.
05:17See? Huh?
05:18Oh, I forgot my mother. I'm Brandon Miller. Here to marry Miss Andrea Smith.
05:24Miss Andrea Smith.
05:29There's a thank you for having such wonderful blood. I brought a small token for my appreciation.
05:39Wait, Brandon. You're supposed to marry me.
05:41Oh.
05:42Thanks for reminding.
05:44But like I said, I'm here to marry Miss Andrea Smith. Always here.
05:49What happened to her hand?
05:55How dare you abuse my wife like that?
05:58Forget the gift. You are leaving.
06:03Miss Andrea Smith.
06:04He's not the jerk everyone said, but how the hell is he so loaded up to getting kicked out?
06:13Maybe the embezzlement rumors are true.
06:16Whatever. I need him to end this marriage himself.
06:18Hey, what's that?
06:35Smith, your wedding is about to start.
06:38Is this how you treat my beautiful bride?
06:41Oh.
06:48Jesus.
06:49Is she dead now?
06:54She's barely hanging on.
06:56Step back.
06:57I'm giving her CPR.
07:03Um.
07:05Oh, well, my dear husband.
07:09I'm actually terminally ill.
07:11I won't be around much longer.
07:13Do you want to bail on this wedding?
07:15Now's your shot.
07:16What?
07:26One.
07:28Mixed berries.
07:30And they both finish.
07:32Shiraz.
07:33Nice choice.
07:35You little trickster.
07:41Let me see your hand.
07:47Why marry me, Mr. Miller?
07:49I'm broke and in debt.
07:54Mr. Miller, I'm broke and I'm in debt.
07:58So, why are you doing all this for me and practically insisting on marrying me?
08:03Because you're a perfect match.
08:05What do you mean?
08:06I got kicked out too.
08:08I'm not just broke.
08:09I got a ton of wild rumors following me around.
08:11So, tell me.
08:13Which one is the first?
08:15Well, they say you're ugly, broke, dead time, and after prison you've been partying with booze, gambling and drugs.
08:30Let me set the record straight.
08:34Ugly?
08:36Clearly not.
08:38Broke?
08:39Yep.
08:41The time?
08:43Yeah, but falsely accused.
08:46As for the booze, gambling and drugs.
08:50I don't touch any of that.
08:51Then how'd you afford those fancy clothes?
08:56Rented?
09:00Well, I'm sorry for believing the rumors.
09:06Honestly, I'm only marrying you because my stepmom agreed to cover my mom's medical bills.
09:11Glad you could help.
09:16Any other rumors we need to clear up?
09:21Hello?
09:22Hello?
09:27And now, for now, you,
09:29husband and wife.
09:32You may kiss now.
09:42By the way,
09:44here's the wedding gift.
09:46I don't gamble,
09:49but marrying you
09:51feels like a lucky break.
09:53So I got this
09:55as a token
09:57for a good fortune.
09:59I mean,
10:00it's probably not a winner,
10:01but
10:02I hope it's a sign of good things to come.
10:05No, Andre.
10:07Meeting me is a real tripod.
10:09The tickets rigged for five million dollars.
10:17Sorry.
10:19No spare rooms.
10:21You might need to take the couch.
10:25Hey.
10:26This is way better than sleep under a bridge.
10:32By the way,
10:34what were you doing at that hotel this morning?
10:36I mean,
10:37those rooms aren't exactly cheap,
10:39especially the presidential suite.
10:41Just closed a billion dollar deal in Europe.
10:44Needed to be stopped.
10:46Long story short,
10:48I had a shower in a month,
10:50so I snuck into a weekend room
10:53for a proper rinse.
10:57You're something else.
10:59Any dietary restrictions?
11:01Not really.
11:02Easy to please.
11:11You know what?
11:13I'm crushing here.
11:15Eating your food.
11:17So I might as well cook.
11:19You just chill.
11:21Really?
11:22You can cook?
11:24Easy peasy.
11:40Easy peasy.
11:41Easy peasy.
11:42Easy peasy.
11:43Easy peasy.
11:44Easy peasy.
11:45Easy peasy.
11:47Oh my god.
11:49The lottery ticket you gave me.
11:50It's a jackpot.
11:52Mom's medical pills are covered.
11:54Wow.
11:56Oh god.
11:59Sorry.
12:01I didn't mean to.
12:06God, I really didn't mean to.
12:08Andrea!
12:09Are you kidding me with this pretty boy?
12:16Luca.
12:18I don't know who you are, but
12:20despite how it looks,
12:21it's not what you think.
12:22No need to explain.
12:24Frankie?
12:26Leave or I'm calling the cops.
12:28Don't be rash.
12:29You can't live without me.
12:31You know how much you still owe me for your mom?
12:33Come back with me and I will take care of it.
12:37Frankie?
12:38Meet my husband, Brandon.
12:40Oh, and about those medical bills?
12:43Yeah.
12:44They're already taken care of.
12:46You can't get away with this bitch.
12:47I'm gonna call my dad.
12:48He's the executive of X Company.
12:49Ex Company?
12:50What a coincidence.
12:51I'm the boss.
12:52Mr. X.
12:53Don't bother.
12:55I'll beat you up.
12:56Send back to your dad, you're the owner.
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13:52Just a glimpse?
13:54Why not try me?
13:56Maybe some other time.
13:59Some other time?
14:01What?
14:03I'm gonna let the truck chase me down, so here let my shorts still on.
14:09I see how you earn all that cash.
14:12Your moonlight at Magic Mike.
14:14Oh yeah?
14:16Do they pull this move?
14:18Shhh.
14:22A real man with eyes only for you.
14:27Lips kiss you everywhere.
14:31A chain for you to hold.
14:34A fruit that shows his desire for you.
14:39A heart.
14:41Maybe it's just for you.
14:44And the rest is just to make you feel.
14:49Oh, my hand still hurts.
14:54Is the food ready?
14:57I'm starving.
14:58I blew it.
15:00I guess you'll have to hit me instead.
15:06Uh...
15:07Right.
15:08Um...
15:09I...
15:10I...
15:11Start my dream job tomorrow.
15:13It's my first day and I need...
15:15Work clothes.
15:16So, uh...
15:17I'll...
15:18Just...
15:19Run out.
15:21Uh...
15:22Is there anything that can help you with mom?
15:39Uh...
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41I need a suit for my first job.
15:43I start tomorrow.
15:44You might want to try somewhere else.
15:46This is a high-end boutique.
15:48Probably out of your price range.
15:51Uh...
15:52This costs more than my tuition.
15:54Why so pricey?
15:55It's from Italy.
15:56Pray do you start not around here.
15:58Well...
15:59Thanks.
16:00I'll be going.
16:01No, you work proper.
16:02Hand over the back or represent ourselves.
16:04Wait.
16:05I didn't steal anything.
16:06Check the cameras.
16:07The guilty always denied.
16:08Oh...
16:09Give it back!
16:10If he's not here, he's on her.
16:11Search her.
16:12There's nothing because I took nothing.
16:14This is harassment.
16:15And I'm filing a complaint.
16:17You pity me.
16:18I'm not.
16:19I'm not.
16:20I'm not.
16:21I'm not.
16:22I'm not.
16:23I'm not.
16:24I'm not.
16:25I'm not.
16:26I'm not.
16:27I'm not.
16:28I'm not.
16:29I'm not filing a complaint.
16:31You, petitives, are all the same.
16:32Search her.
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