Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 07
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00:00I might do a little set at your birthday party.
00:03Good evening, everybody, and welcome to your birthday party.
00:07No.
00:08There's something not right with this.
00:10I don't like the squeaks.
00:14It's just because the microphone goes near the speaker.
00:19Shit!
00:20Oh, you've shit me up there.
00:22It's because you've turned it down, you dickhead.
00:24Yeah, well, I don't want to burst me out.
00:26Save it for the party.
00:30Yes!
00:33Ooh, happy days.
00:35Oh, Daniella, I like this.
00:36He's gone and done and did it.
00:37I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:39Oh, no, no.
00:40Cryptic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:43Oh, no, no.
00:45What a waste of a muffin.
00:47Boo!
00:48What's that?
00:50Unacceptable!
00:51Yeah!
00:52What the hell?
00:54Is that it?
00:55There's not much evidence of man-boob, is Samara?
00:58It's a tough day to be a fish.
00:59Oh!
01:00Oh, no.
01:01Oh, he's a badger.
01:02He is, he's a badger.
01:03Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
01:06It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:08Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:11In the week Liam Gallagher became a granddad, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:18Posh Spice had got her own show on Netflix.
01:21Why do you like the Spice Girls so much?
01:23Because they're so cool and they're so fun and it's all about girl power.
01:27What actually was girl power?
01:29We don't know, boss.
01:30We're not meant to know.
01:31Yeah.
01:32It's ethereal, isn't it?
01:33Ethereal.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I think you just get empowered girls to kick guys in the nuts a bit more.
01:40I remember my time at school, I got nut shotted a lot by girls and then they just went girl power and did like that.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Leaving you in a heap, wondering whatever girl power was.
01:52Yeah.
01:53It hurt.
01:54Are you sure the sign was that and not that?
01:58It might have been that, yeah.
02:01Blue Nights was packing a punch on BBC One.
02:04I've never really had anybody close to me dying before.
02:08I did think about it for a while after that, like how someone can be there and then just not be.
02:17That's what one notices when people die, haven't you noticed that?
02:20What?
02:21One minute they're there and the next they're not.
02:25It's a bit like you when you go to London.
02:28I look at that chair and one minute you're there and the next you're in London.
02:32And Northampton's finest wrap the wheel on Channel 5.
02:36Risk, medium, currently due to speed.
02:401, 1, 5.
02:42Traffic remains light.
02:44I go into, like, lower the driver mode when I see police if they're behind me.
02:49Like, hands are ten and two, passing the wheel between both hands.
02:54Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
03:00Not eating a Greg's pasta and driving with one hand.
03:03In Manchester...
03:04I might get you another colour of these for your birthday if you're not going to come up with ideas.
03:17I am thinking about things.
03:18It's an SV248, which is an off-axis guider that I haven't got that would be nice.
03:22Right, you're getting some links.
03:23Alison, her husband, George, and her daughter, Helena.
03:27What was it?
03:28You're going to get an off?
03:29S Club 7 album.
03:31It's an off-axis guider.
03:33What's that?
03:35Well, you screw it...
03:36I've said something wrong here.
03:38Why did you do that?
03:39I don't know.
03:40You've enabled him.
03:41You screw it with an appropriate adapter, taking account of your backfold.
03:44Quick, shut it down, Mum.
03:45Is it something to stick on your telescope?
03:48Yes.
03:49There we go.
03:50Why didn't you just say that?
03:52He likes an opportunity.
03:53No, it doesn't explain what it is.
03:54He wants an extender for his telescope.
03:55I think most men want that.
03:57No, it means you can attach...
03:59This week, it was eyes down for the latest instalment from Brand Beckham on Netflix.
04:05Okay.
04:07So excited for this.
04:08No, no, I'm beyond excited.
04:10The thing about Victoria Beckham is that you look at her, you stare and you stare and you can't find anything wrong with her.
04:17Have you noticed that, Nutty?
04:18And she does clothing and she does makeup.
04:21Yes, yes.
04:22I've got an eyeliner.
04:23Oh, how beautiful!
04:25I think it's green.
04:26I don't know why I chose green.
04:28Victoria Beckham, the posh spice of the Spice Girls.
04:31One of the top-selling female pop groups in history.
04:34Posh were my favourite Spice Girls.
04:36She was.
04:37You always wanted to be her.
04:38Always wanted to be her.
04:39I couldn't be further from her.
04:41Exactly.
04:43She was easy on the eye, but not so easy on the ears.
04:51Fish the date, Victoria.
04:52Come on.
04:53If you actually think about it right, really, in the normal world, they'd be called Vicky and Dave, wouldn't they?
04:58Vicky and Dave.
05:01He's a plasterer.
05:02She's a nail tech.
05:03She obviously couldn't.
05:06Who's that little old man?
05:08I think you just started.
05:11This is David.
05:12I'm trying to work out a milkshake here.
05:13What?
05:14Let's look normal, David.
05:15We'll use a blender.
05:17When you don't want to listen to me, you just have.
05:20When you don't want to listen to me.
05:21What?
05:22God, I love him so much as well.
05:24Oh, grow up.
05:26He's too young for you.
05:29That's what you think.
05:31Right, I've got to get to work.
05:32Love you.
05:33OK, love you.
05:34He's got to get to work.
05:35What does he do?
05:36Is he doing the football still?
05:37Do you know what?
05:38I don't know whether I like that kitchen.
05:41It's about me.
05:42Why?
05:43Big Doc.
05:47Hi, good morning.
05:48How are you?
05:49How many people she's got working for her?
05:50Goodness me.
05:51There's loads of people in there.
05:52Wow.
05:54Did you have a good weekend?
05:55Relaxing?
05:56Did you have a good weekend, employee?
05:58Yes.
06:00Employee number 452.
06:01These aren't mine, are they?
06:02These ones are yours.
06:03Amazing.
06:04Yes, this is your studio, Victoria.
06:06I mean, is she designing these or has she got someone in to do it?
06:10She does so much that she can't remember everything.
06:13Absolutely gorgeous.
06:17So much better on the cut there.
06:18Fucking Harry Hill.
06:21It's like a dog when it's had an operation.
06:24Stop licking your stitches.
06:26Well, I see one of them in the outlet.
06:29You said it'd go nice with my boots with the pink laces.
06:33So nice.
06:34Yeah, so amazing.
06:35Zip it right up.
06:36Right up.
06:37Yay!
06:38Fantastic!
06:39The shoulder looks great.
06:40The collar's nice and strong.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Absolutely stunning.
06:43Really brings out your eyes.
06:44I can see myself in a laundis with this up.
06:45Put the money in the bag.
06:46We've been married for 25 years.
06:47Is that their house?
06:48Fucking can't be.
06:49How many different kitchens have they got, for God's sake?
06:56Can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:57She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:59She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:00She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:01She can't go to the palace with just one earring.
07:02Pick that up.
07:03Do you want a whisper?
07:04Do you want a whisper?
07:05A little whisper?
07:06That's quite cute.
07:07A little whisper?
07:08A little whisper?
07:09That's quite cute.
07:10David Beckham is cracking out the dad jokes in this.
07:11I'm here for it.
07:12What is the matter?
07:13Are you going to cheer up a bit, or what?
07:14They're a bit dull, aren't they?
07:15You're being a bit dull.
07:16They're being a bit dull.
07:17I haven't touched chocolate since the 90s.
07:18It's not going to start now.
07:19Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:20I'm not going to start now.
07:21Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:22I've not touched chocolate since 9 o'clock this morning.
07:37It's been about half an hour for me.
07:42Gorgeous.
07:43You look lovely.
07:46Obviously a photo shoot before they go to the palace.
07:48to the palace i've looked miserable we've got time for this story i've looked miserable for
07:51all these years away we go everybody says she looks miserable you do love i hate to say it but
07:56you do it's because when we stand on the red carpet this guy has always gone on the left right
08:02okay now i didn't realize that when i smile which i do when when do you i smile from the left because
08:11if i smile from the right i look unwell we have the same side and we always argue and you always
08:17get the better of me and then i just have to think well i'll just have to accept that i'm going to
08:20look a dog in this picture then you look a dog either way okay so consequently i'm smiling
08:26he's had enough i think david's like this is a load of bollocks i'm not listening to it i'll go
08:31and get the car running see you later bye all right i still don't feel like i know victoria
08:42beckham no i don't think victoria beckham knows victoria beckham mike's is still on you
08:47little dick in there showing me up like that walking off while i'm trying to say that i do
08:52smile when i don't smile fucking making me look a twat it plays myself yeah well when we get home
09:00tonight you're in the fucking spare room and we're playing happy families while we're at the palace
09:04fuck you david
09:08in leeds what the hell is this oh so you found it then what the hell i thought he's such a wet wipe
09:16i thought what has he done sisters ellie and dizzy i absolutely adore and love you
09:21tobes kiss kiss kiss look don't you be getting jealous just because net don't send you nice
09:32meaningful cards i'm gonna take a picture of this and send it to nat nat'll shudder i honestly think
09:38that you and toby you what how long have you been together a year that i think that you two have got
09:43more pictures together than me and that have got throughout our entire relationship on sunday night
09:49there were more experts perusing people's treasures on bbc one mommy got loads of dolls some of them
09:54might be worth some yeah that might be a thing hmm if you see them missing don't ask me no questions
10:03i tell you why i like antiques roadshow everyone's quite civilized on it and polite and you know
10:12there's no question there won't be gangs of swearing skinheads yeah you you obsessed with skinheads
10:18nothing but it they were a phenomenon of the 1970s one the 70s about 40 years ago i know but there
10:26won't be yobs or hell's angels skinheads what else what other yobs are there really fun day out this
10:38would be wouldn't it i just collect fridge magnets and i can't see me ever being able to take them on
10:42antiques wheelchair when you came to my table and you said you had a coin collection right up my street
10:48coins oh what kind of coins is that see i've got coins upstairs we need to go through that stash man
10:54i thought oh dear she hasn't read the blurb that we don't have a coin specialist or a stamp specialist
10:58oh i didn't know that well slap my ass and call me jill a single coin collection can take a day to go
11:06through so we don't normally look at coins unfortunately don't you remember really when
11:09i found that dateless 20p when all them 20ps got issued wrong with no day on and i sold it for 70
11:16quid why didn't you keep it young wanted the money tell me what you know about your coin collection
11:21they look a bit boring yeah well i went up into the loft and i opened up this blue ice cream box and
11:26found these always in the loft in it it's always something in the loft you know when i go in our loft
11:32there's a christmas tree wrapped up with a bin bag up there that's all we've got she's got a coin
11:36collection i can see that there are two with queen victoria's head on oh wow queen vicar dated in
11:42the 1800s and then the rest all seem to be the sort of after queen victoria oh so they're from years
11:49ago george edward all that well they're authentic well let's see well i can tell you in in two sweet
11:56words exactly what this is thank you for your time this is gold bullion gold bullion that's what
12:05gold is as if she's found gold bullion in her loft she is quid in oh she's got a good i'm shocked
12:14face hasn't she these are gold sufferings you've got 21 gold sufferings and two half sufferings oh my
12:21goodness they're worth a fortune the sovereigns i've got four sovereigns upstairs in theory they
12:28are legal tender you could spend it stick them in a coin star machine yeah now something that's
12:33important is the dating on them because some of the earlier ones can fetch more for their collectible
12:38value so come on of course i go how much is it worth do you have any idea of their value none
12:45absolutely none no no it wasn't me i didn't put them there these a year ago were making adoption
12:52400 pounds each now they're 550 each wow eight you see it's gone up 550 pounds each that's why you
13:02mustn't throw away man's things in the attic you hear that yo so she's adding up now in the red your
13:09collection here is worth the best part of 10 to 15 000 pounds wow 15 000 pound this is what antiques
13:20roadshow is all about whoa you can't even say wow right her flabbers have been gasted yeah i've got coins
13:30in here but i can't find the key i need to find the key is it guess how much that dateless 20p would
13:40have been worth now if you'd hung on to it oh i don't know 500 quid how much did you get for it at
13:47time 70 quid and how long ago that oh 15 years ago right so now they're going for 10k on ebay
13:57cut off yeah get lost that were my antique roadshow moment and you've sold it for 70 quid for fags and booze
14:14in sorry this weekend jane yes i was with my the dwarf sports association what are you doing and we
14:23played botia 104 players oh my god jane i cleaned up simon and his sister jane simon i got look at
14:33it what are you gonna i got were you on a roll or something oh jane i couldn't i think i played 20
14:41games in all and won 19 of them there's only one in the rounds i kind of lost a little bit were people
14:47booing you at the end bronze for the teams that's okay which means booing me like it was getting
14:54boring and the winner is simon minty and the winner is simon minty were they not like you know me i'm a
15:00humble person oh god on sunday night the hollywood actress was doing some culinary soul searching on bbc
15:09too i never understand people going to spain and they want to roast dinner well they're out there steve
15:15i went to university in madrid for three months did you that's a long time i mean i put on my cv i
15:22went to university in madrid i did three month language course and i immediately said university
15:26in madrid on my cv well you would i could i should i would i did i'm eva longoria oh i know her eva
15:35longoria i used to love desperate housewives and i'm exploring spain and it's 17 regions i didn't know
15:4417 no i have been to a few places in spain i can never remember what they call them but and i've
15:51been there somebody says an area where i've been there no i don't think i've been there no you went
15:58with me oh did i oh yeah oh look at her look at her in her jeans would you ever look like that in a pair of jeans
16:10searching for twain spain you idiot give me a paella and some rioja and i'm a happy bunny potato buffers
16:27it's nice hola hola you all right javi estevez opened la tasqueria with a mission what is that
16:37to transform one of madrid's oldest culinary traditions into high-end cuisine right see anything
16:44made with tweezers you just know you're gonna leave and want a cheeseburger afterwards that's true
16:50i heard madrid don't have a beach or nothing no point going madrid has a long history of eating
16:56awful awful oh we've got a bit of awful the usually discarded parts of the animals oh yeah rather you
17:04than me evil love they're discarded for a reason why are we eating them this i'm a little nervous about
17:10what is this we are talking about testicles oh i'm out sorry this dish is the mollocks
17:15you need to try okay please sure oh oh oh can you ask the bitches for testicles
17:27because i haven't seen it laid out before when we think in this recipe something like a pizza okay
17:32she doesn't look convinced no a testicle pizza you have the confetti and some dry tomato that's nice
17:41little pizza everything tastes nice on pizza apart from pineapple
17:50oh my god there's no turning back oh she could have at least bitten it in half
17:57trees i wouldn't want to straight down the hatch oh no she's still chewing
18:12it tastes like sausage that's a bit further up that's the next cut seeing javi's artistry up
18:28close in the kitchen has been eye-opening i really don't know what to expect and in the restaurant he's
18:33taking it to another level what's she got what's this no oh no no no no no no that's what your head
18:43would look like if it had been in the deep path right the baby big head no oh i don't think i'd want
18:49that oh have you seen the film babe i think bubbles a bit worried head's gonna get fried it has the ears and
18:56everything do you knife and fork it or what surely you don't eat it like a burger oh i don't know just
19:02cut us a bit of the air out yeah that'll do me yeah i'm actually quite full off the bollocks
19:10i don't even know is it fork is it a knife is it your hands that makes it less sinister putting on black
19:15gloves yeah okay okay oh oh look at that oh it's making me feel sick and then we open in the mouth
19:25and then you find different parts oh why do you like to present it this way because we want to
19:33respect the the animal oh really just dissecting it in front of somebody's ripping the head off
19:40oh my god oh look at the crunch on that it's like crispy crackling that best bit of paw this is truly
19:49unique and i'm so happy i got to experience it thank you thank you so much what's a blessing for me
19:53thank you i can't imagine what they're having for pudding i don't airy pie don't ever take me to a
19:59restaurant like that not a chance julie you know i fancy now for watching this packet of park scratchings
20:04no one turns you off food does it
20:10sorry just oscar who is this she's enjoying herself right now in the sunshine
20:15what quiet there's no shade oh that's so rude sarah and her husband andre but i'm also happy that she
20:25ain't here because she ain't turning up the heating that's another thing andre the house is too cold
20:32though i don't blame her for doing that no one ain't touching that firmist oh come on and that's why
20:37i locked it so we gotta put on our jumpers our socks our thermal underwear everything look you got
20:43like you got around the house see this blanket put this on electric blanket too you're just stingy
20:48everyone's got an electric blanket it's coming up to christmas don't be a scrooge i'm gonna buy
20:52your new electric blanket on monday night there were more cops in cars catching criminals on channel
20:59five don't you remember when janet got stopped for driving it right lane and she got a right
21:03bollock in yeah i've been scared to drive it right lane since that me too i think about that incident
21:09every time i drive in the right lane the most i go is about 45 50 and that's bad enough i went down
21:15portabella street the other day and i got cramp in my foot i couldn't give me foot and i went over
21:20a speed bump all my shopping all went all over
21:23it's a miracle margaret's never been pulled by police she's the only person i know that has to
21:32open the driver door to reverse to see better let's catch some perps interceptors sandra payne and
21:41chris lock are responding to a grade one emergency okay let's strap it we've got reports of a single
21:47vehicle rtc road traffic collision it's driven into center of a roundabout oh no
21:52drunk or drugs who put that roundabout there ray once did that when it was foggy what you know
22:00the opel road where the roundabout is it was thick fog and he ended up on the roundabout
22:04he went through two he went through two signs he was lucky the next day we went to have a look
22:10you could see his tire track eyewitnesses at the scene are speaking to the driver
22:16the mail was slurring his words asking don't call the police can you give me a lift
22:22no police today please i'm innocent but don't call the police i know we're making a joke of it
22:28and a bit of a joke but that is serious yeah it is he has a bruised forehead two bruises above each
22:34eye damn he had his top off oh he had his top off can you imagine driving topless we'd get arrested
22:42just for that yeah indecent exposure the driver has plowed into a roundabout and embedded his car
22:49in the undergrowth holy look at that look he's all right look at how mashed up it is
22:55all airbags have come out the interceptors priority is finding the driver who could have critical
23:01injuries he's going to be easy to spot semi-naked they'll be able to recognize him because he's got a
23:05big bump on his head and no shirt off just didn't that get away there oh that'll be him there then
23:13oh look is that him down mary is it a guy with no shirt on hello fella you need to stay where you
23:19are buddy he's done everything wrong everything you shouldn't do he's just done it we're a bit
23:24worried about your welfare because you are avenue have i have i you've crashed your car haven't you have
23:31i'm just not walking with dog where's your dog i want to make sure that you're fit and well and we
23:37need to go through a breath test procedure on the roadside and smell alcohol on your breath oh he stinks
23:43deep breath in and seal your lips around the tube and blow oh what's it going to go up to no don't
23:49block it don't block it you're not blowing into the machine he's not blowing he's not blowing he's
23:54pretending listen there's no breath flow going through that tube so you're blocking it with your
24:00time i've got asthma so i'm trying to blow no oh shut up oh that old one that chestnut he's got
24:07asthma okay okay that's my attempt five you understand the concept of blowing perhaps i've
24:14heard that phrase before yeah blow i would tickle him i would tickle him and then he would breathe out
24:22what the police officer needs to say is look we've got a rectal one that is every time successful so you
24:29either blow into this or we'll get the rectal one out and he'll blow right listen to me open your mouth
24:36seal your lips around the tube do not block the tube with your tongue and blow well done sandra god
24:42you don't get paid enough to do to do that job mate okay you're not blowing he's not blowing he's still
24:54doing it this police officer's got the patience of an absolute saint and she look you shirtless
24:59do it properly on the ninth breathtakingly bad attempt they're calling it he's arrested for
25:06failing to provide well that serves them right well they normally do it after three not nine i'm pretty
25:12cold can i have a jumper please i'm afraid we don't carry spare jumpers we're not a wardrobe company
25:20don't worry yeah we've got um we've got a load of fashion what do you fancy wearing on the way to
25:24the police station we went to zara earlier to get something oh do you remember with there was a man
25:30who walked around here shirtless mary bobble hat no no bareback tommy back tommy he walked around
25:38the village all around around about the lanes for years for years come and come rain or shine without a
25:46shirt but he did it for health reasons i think in the cotswolds i'm darling something that has been
26:01really really bothering me for quite a while since we've lived in this house now what are you about to
26:04say we how have we not got a full-length mirror what do you mean a full-length mirror who needs a full
26:10length mirror your man andrew and his husband alfie when people ask the question did you look in the
26:15mirror before you left the house i'm not a girl who doesn't well not me clearly okay well people
26:22do always say to me why don't you have any full-length mirrors well i've never had them because i
26:26don't use them that's maybe why my socks always never match anything else time to start okay it's
26:32my birthday coming up you you want me to dress properly for your birthday i know i want a mirror
26:37then we can work on that on friday it was a common complaint that united us on bbc news these crackers
26:46have gone soft i did think they might be when you started buttering them off but i just didn't say oh
26:52do you think the news is getting better in the last few days oh it is surely i think it is getting a bit
26:59better that's what they want you to think now if you've experienced problems using a parking app
27:05you're not alone because three quarters of motorists have i'm wondering i've had enough problems with
27:11the parking now oh i love it i love it when the stories about everyone being annoyed by the same
27:16things yes but now the rac is calling for drivers to have several options and not be forced to pay
27:23online i agree i agree the problem is with this is that nobody accepts or carries cash anymore
27:29we're in a cashless society that's insane other options are cash and no one has that the british
27:34parking association says it's working with providers to make apps easier yeah it's a right
27:39nightmare i must have about seven different parking apps i thought i was just the old man
27:45that annoyed me but i'm guessing it's the same problem for near enough everybody
27:49you've parked sometimes a challenge in itself that's true
27:53then comes the life shortening tedium of working out how to pay it is life shortening you're right
27:59it is actually life shortening look at all the information so much stuff to read the problem is
28:06right on these apps it'll have a number there like eight four two five six you put that in on the app and
28:12it goes not recognized that set up that system to fail yeah because they're robbing bastards get the
28:19cash in i tell you what at least dick turpin wore a mask do you have the right app do you really have
28:25to scan a qr code no you don't there's a scam going around where they put fake qr code stickers over
28:31the real one and it's scammers stealing your money yeah so you stand baffled and frustrated by technology
28:38that's meant to make things easier look at this this is us margaret's buggered just to drive home
28:43when it's a parking app yeah she can't use them can she there is some good news on the way oh good
28:49news a new initiative called the national parking platform should allow motorists to use any app in
28:56any car park yeah and i think that's a good thing that's decent climber of hope oh we're so grateful
29:01for some cash remains king i think cash is king it's just easy that's me look i've always got some
29:08coins in the car mary and motoring groups are urging providers to continue to offer a range of ways
29:15to pay he can't use that either he's in his wallets as a supervisor oh he is modern technology i know i
29:22mean well i what i was buggered when they put computers in work i thought oh god here we go
29:30in leeds do you want my tinder prime i mean obviously i can't use it otherwise spoken for
29:37give me your prime but i get it free with my bank best friends danielle and daniella i was thinking
29:43about getting a t-shirt printed right that says call me please i'm single 40 in brackets can you
29:51believe it close bracket um likes dogs no kids open to kids how big is this t-shirt it's gonna have
30:02to be massive in it let's get t-shirt dress and then i'll put my insta handle on the back dm me
30:08shag me all that on monday night we were back on the beat with the boys and girls of belfast on the
30:19bbc i've got to get into this lee why because i do and you've seen blue lights before yes of course i
30:26have all right can i get you a malteser sister well that would be very nice thank you have one there
30:32this is set in belfast i actually know a bloke who's irish oh really no no o'reilly seven two
30:41from uniform we have a domestic call on 18 mclean street appears to be from a child a child oh my god
30:49see triggered already listen that's the home of a police officer be aware there's a registered firearm
30:55on the address what do you say it's the home of a police officer the police office are going to
30:59show somebody don't know oh do i know the young girl's on your fucking rug up all right
31:07oh that's the same doorbell as michelle's the ring doorbell yeah
31:13hello he don't look very happy does he we've had a call from this address there must be some mistake
31:20it was from a child are there children in the house he looks dodged didn't he yep nobody from here has
31:25called the police really oh i don't trust him already i don't know why there's something about
31:30his face may we come on get in that house i'd go who's called a child erwin listen um hold on a minute
31:41yeah hold on a minute why chief inspector bonding neighborhood so can we come in oh my god that's
31:49what i said chief inspector yeah sorry but we'd still like to come on yeah good ashley step in there
31:55girl tell him i'm coming in oh spooky children
32:07oh what's this oh is this his wife
32:11what's going on it's all a bit frosty in the house isn't it you can feel the eggshells apparently
32:17they got a call from this house from a child i have no idea what's happened to her she looks
32:22petrified in it yeah he looks guilty mate he looks very good he's very guilty and she's trying to she's
32:28going to try and cover up for him uh olivia was saying that yesterday a police officer came out to her
32:34classroom she was in the living room a while ago um planner came on my phone no not buying it
32:41there we go not buying it not buying it not buying it oh they're making a story up here aren't they
32:47do you mind if i talk to her oh that's it ashley yeah that's it i know they're just going to talk to
32:55oh use authority go and speak to the kid uh here she is oh god look at her hey sweetie
33:02now uh olivia um you called the place by accident on daddy's phone didn't you oh she's coercing her
33:10what to say you called him by accident on daddy's phone didn't you we just wanted to make sure
33:16everything was all right are you okay doesn't look all right does she well how does she take it
33:22further she's in a difficult position ashling isn't she oh side eye to dad yeah dad's a rotter
33:31she's scared of saying anything because of him what do you say love you sorry oh oh christ man
33:38it's grand don't worry these things happen you see he's so controlling isn't he lock him up
33:47lock him up i don't trust that man's big looming head no i don't the energy's off into
33:54taser him excuse me what did you say your name was again angela oh she said angela
34:01that's the code word yeah that's the code ask angela why use angela if you're ever in trouble
34:06at a bar or you need help is it angela ask for angela oh she just asked for angela oh she did
34:16maybe it was a mistake it wasn't a mistake tommy that was not a mistake bro like come on my guy oh
34:21tommy come on tommy you're not much of a cop are you ashley what can we do i mean we didn't see
34:28anything suspicious yeah but she's asked for angela you've got to help her like nothing he's
34:33gonna hurt them yeah i know he is because i can tell the look on him he's gonna give him a clout
34:40later with the concerns going unheard ashlyn took matters into her own hands
34:45oh she's outside the house maybe she'll see a silhouette of malpractice
34:57no she's going in this is a situation you've got to be right about
35:00yeah you are wrong you're yeah listen i can hear him shouting
35:11i knew it he's a piece of she was right she's followed her instinct she was right now get some back
35:17up oh god oh that poor woman oh my god you know what scum
35:28hurry the fuck up what's he gonna do he's not gonna hit her is he he's gonna beat her up
35:35oh my god he's choking her no no no
35:38oh she's going in go on oh she's off doing that don't matter
35:48fine oh oh good last yeah
35:53go ashlyn she's a deep set now she's definitely no that was quite harrowing that wasn't it
36:00you know what that's normal day today for some people you know too many people bloody hell you
36:06know he's very lucky that she opted for the baton and not the gun well because if that were me
36:12i'd have got in that back door and shot his cock off i just don't think blowing somebody's
36:16cock off is the answer well it is for me we'll have to agree to disagree there
36:21in blackpool tell you what i got woken up this morning either pete and his little sister sophie
36:36well she accidentally kneed me in the groin this morning trying to wake up she was doing the whole
36:42i'm gonna go and wake daddy up mummy and i thought i thought i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play
36:47park in my sleep when she jumped on the bed and come up to wake me up and she was gonna and she
36:53just went good morning now my daddy's definitely away oh i'm up on saturday night the remaining
37:06celebs were donning their dancing shoes on bbc one hey can you do the hit
37:17can't be doing this on a saturday i know where else i'd rather be well probably at home with
37:21a missus and kids but nobody's got a gun to your hand well you know they were doing me
37:26editing so i thought i'd come round here oh movie night you like a movie week don't you i love the movie
37:33week i love halloween she loves my two favorites dancing the pasodo from the movie thunderbirds
37:40ross king and javita prista come on ross don't cock this up love the pasodoble is intense man
37:48four three three three two one thunderbirds are gold
37:57oh i thought those actually were puppets no those are people mary those are the contestants yes
38:10this would be ideal for ross because he's very wooden they played into his strength haven't they
38:16look at the belly could he have his chest out a bit more please
38:27there's not really much going on is there it's more like a march isn't it yeah he's a bit
38:32written poop i guarantee but he's scottish so we have to see yeah come on no no anyone could
38:50do that this ain't dancing is it let's be honest i can't believe i'm watching this
38:58so bad have they had a week doing this
39:04he was airborne for a minute there i mean what kind of dance is this called
39:09shit that's what it's called
39:15yes done you've been stunned by that haven't you
39:19do you know what the best bit about it was it finished yeah
39:28in leeds i cannot believe how long nat was at yours yesterday doing them radiators honestly
39:36i was mortified and that he came home and says to me um have you got anything for me to eat i says
39:43well did is he not feed you sisters ellie and dizzy i've made the dinner i said i'll plate you
39:48some up now jump to plate you it up and you can take it home no thank you no no no no no no no
39:55as if there were a full sunday dinner on offer roast chicken hot out the oven and he said no i know
40:02and you know what he says to me when he got in well i thought you'd have been to shop and got
40:06a summer i had not been to the shop i knew that anything i knew you better than nat knew you in that
40:12moment hence me trying to force feed nap chicken and do you know what he ended up having when he
40:17got home what an omelette how depressing this week we caught up with the misfits from mi5 on apple tv
40:26plus the only bad thing about slow horses i think is it's not on every night because it's so wonderful
40:33we're spoiled for dramas at the minute especially with slow horses ain't we they're like but who wants
40:38to go out when they're son you gotta hunker down get the wine it gets next there and just watch it
40:47ain't you oh my gosh you're gonna blow his head off you're gonna blow his head off on stage
40:55that's one of the uh the mayor candidates into yeah gonna blow his head off he said
41:00vote denny skimble he's one of the candidates yeah so there's two rallies going on today and
41:09they don't actually know which one the shoot was going to
41:14conway hall weren't we didn't we have our wedding reception in there we did
41:18we did we did we did didn't we yeah
41:27so is that two of the slow horses river and co
41:35there's a lot of bald heads yeah is this the far right type of i think this is the far right oh yeah
41:42right let's check sight lines it's an auditorium and a stage so it's one big sight line the scoping
41:48out the joint to see where the assassins could be see where the threat is
41:57this is the rival event darling this is the jaffrey event it's a bit of a different environment
42:02very different yeah very different well we need to sit through his speech
42:06a little bit bland but inoffensive shirley and standish they've gone to the other venue aren't
42:13they so they've sent the two women to one and the two blokes to another where's the sense in that oh
42:22oh hang on hang on what's going on
42:25front this she's spotted a rat ain't she she's shithart on spotty as ever oh shirley is yeah
42:32we haven't got you down i got to call from maintenance it's the shooter yes it is there he
42:38is they were on the telephone earlier saying he was going to blow someone's head off lighting the
42:43ladies toilets broke they're not going to let him in surely well they wouldn't have a tv show if
42:48they didn't let him in well at least now we know which rally the assassination is going to take place
42:52that yeah it's going to be jeffrey's isn't it okay fine oh no no no no no good for lax
43:02security please shirley i hope you're following him she's definitely on him yeah
43:11there's jeffrey oh bloody hell oh no he's about to come on stage
43:19oh oh what's she seen what's she seen
43:21oh there's a shadow oh my god no it's got a bullseye view from there
43:37what all right you got to do something now come on sandy standy you gotta do something now
43:41why do you hate motorists yeah yeah that is how to do with it call him a wanker call him a wanker
43:48throw you water at it
43:52yes go on shirley yes lick him down come on shirley
43:57oh my god it's fighting back oh right in the face the steam right in the face man blinded himself
44:14oh he's got away that's the kind of thing that happens in scooby-doo where something
44:19they create steam and they vanish yeah yeah it's just a big episode of scooby-doo come on you've been
44:26down before maybe they never find out we're back at gimbal's now what's going on here gimbal i asked
44:32you for face to face not now this is jeffrey's chief of staff bowman what is he doing here
44:38anything he's getting into it with a man outside the stage door oh no they're gonna think now that
44:46bowman is there to kill gimbal you're barking up the wrong tree lads yeah the girlies have got the
44:52right guy you two are bloody chasing your tails oh he's off he's off that's fast don't go in all
45:00guns blazing river just chill chill oh oh no no no no river you've got the wrong man stop it now
45:16oh this can calm down all right oh my god we've got a shooter well this escalated real quick didn't
45:22it it's just too exciting we need a malteser oh oh oh no oh what's this
45:36oh flip it's like mousetrap this i played this with kids bulldog spirits alive in the younger
45:42generation i'm mi5 and there's been a threat to your safety yeah probably oh shit oh my god it's like
45:49a chain reaction yeah you doing the deep state's dirty work i'll do look out i'll do fuck off
45:59i'll fucking help they're supposed to be protecting him oh my god paint pot yeah killed by a paint pot can
46:06you imagine
46:12yeah he really is dead isn't he what a way to go i know emulsion he's feeling a bit emulsional about this
46:26well you'll find details about support that's available for any issues raised in
46:30goggle box tonight at channel 4.com support next here on channel 4 it's not just this week's telly
46:36that's getting grilled tonight the last leg is back with guests frank skinner and stevie martin first up
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