Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 11
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00:00Wait! No! No, I was tensing up! No! I was tensing up so much! Oh, my God! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
00:08Shake it off, shake it off. Wait, shake it off, shake it off. Wait, oh, I'm OK. Right, no more tensing!
00:20Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:22You want some of this?
00:24Oh, that is!
00:26Look out!
00:27No! See?
00:28Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
00:32Oh!
00:34Yeah!
00:35Do you like this music?
00:36No, not particularly.
00:37So, suck on that!
00:38Oh, wow!
00:40He's been a bad boy!
00:42Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:44Not a chance, do you?
00:45Oh!
00:46Yes, look at that!
00:47He's had an absolute feast!
00:49Oh!
00:50Whoa!
00:51For a banana?
00:52This is insane!
00:54Well, thank God that's over, I've got a take on.
00:57It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:01That's very modern, isn't it?
01:03Nothing, no one saw that coming.
01:04No.
01:05In the week a shoplifter was jailed for stealing eight tubs of celebrations, we enjoyed lots of
01:12great telly.
01:13Lee Mack had more common sense questions on ITV.
01:17If Ariana Grande were to reverse her name, which of these would be the result?
01:22Oh, she's married and she goes up with that fella.
01:26I can't think of his name now.
01:28Not Beaver.
01:29Ooh!
01:30Justin Beaver!
01:31Justin Beaver!
01:32Justin Beaver!
01:33Justin Beaver!
01:34Justin Beaver!
01:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:37Oh.
01:38What's his name then?
01:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:43Disney Plus had wheeled out the big guns.
01:46Hi.
01:47You're late.
01:48Oh shit.
01:49What did I forget?
01:50Baby, I'm sorry.
01:51Are you really telling me you don't know what today is?
01:53I mean, I could look like that if I could be arsed.
01:57Yeah.
01:58We just do it so that we don't intimidate other women, don't we?
02:02We don't want to show anybody else up if we did, you know, daily working out and extreme
02:08healthy diet, full glam squad every day.
02:12I couldn't be arsed sitting there and having my hair and make-up done.
02:15Oh, I couldn't.
02:16It'd be too much effort.
02:17It would.
02:19I'd rather slob around in bobbly tracksuit bombs.
02:22Ha, ha, ha.
02:23And Salems had been let loose in Central America on BBC One.
02:28To get there, teams could head for the Caribbean, taking advantage of the well-trodden but expensive
02:34tourist routes in southern Belize.
02:36This is the favourite destination for the Gap Yarn, I think.
02:40Do you remember?
02:41Which country?
02:42All the people from England on the Gap Yarns, they all meet on some remote beach in South
02:48America and they say it's really weird that they've met each other on this beach.
02:53What a coincidence.
02:54What an incredible coincidence.
02:56I'm sorry.
03:05I got mum's nose.
03:06No, you didn't.
03:07Cute little button nose.
03:08I definitely got mum's nose.
03:09Look at it.
03:10Look at it.
03:11Look at it.
03:12Sarah, her husband Andre and their daughter Shay.
03:16No, but my nose just looked like...
03:18I don't have this dip thing in the middle.
03:20That comes after 30.
03:25Wait, that's a bit too soon for my liking, you know?
03:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:28I've only got four years.
03:30Enjoy it while it lasts.
03:31I used to watch it in the mirror and it starts, I'd be like, what's happening here?
03:36On Saturday night, there was more brain-teasing action on ITV1.
03:41Have you ever been a member of a club or something?
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:44Have you?
03:46I'm a member of the ukulele club.
03:48Well, of course you are.
03:49I never thought of that.
03:50Yes.
03:51Uh-huh.
03:52Well, I might as well try to be part of the 1% club because I'm not part of the running
03:55club anymore.
03:56No.
03:57You're part of the quiz club.
03:58Neither are you.
03:59Let's play the 1% club.
04:04My favourite, um, quizzy type thing is Spot the Difference.
04:10I'm not bad at Spot the Difference, Simon.
04:14Really?
04:15Very rarely.
04:16Very rarely.
04:17I don't know why it's so funny.
04:18You're Spot the Difference for kids.
04:20It's...
04:21They make it very difficult these days.
04:23Seriously.
04:24It is time for the 30% question.
04:27Oh, 30.
04:28That's where it gets that little bit difficult-er.
04:33If a blue car stopped suddenly...
04:35Oh, too many words.
04:36And a yellow car behind crashes into the back of the blue car.
04:39This is what I can't do.
04:41And a green car crashes into the back of the yellow car.
04:44And a black car crashes into the back of the green car.
04:47Uh-huh.
04:48How many bumpers, front and back, will have been hit in total?
04:52Half of...
04:53What?
04:58So, it would be however many car times two take away two.
05:01Yes.
05:02Yes.
05:03Four cars.
05:04Take away two.
05:05So, eight.
05:06Take away two.
05:07Six.
05:08I'm gonna say six.
05:09Six.
05:10Ten.
05:11Fuck.
05:12That's hard.
05:13I'm going for 14.
05:14That's wrong.
05:15You can copy off me if you want.
05:17No.
05:18Okay.
05:19I'm gonna go for five.
05:20I'm going for five.
05:21Not even an even number.
05:22Are you okay?
05:30It's not Squid Games.
05:3521.
05:36It's 22.
05:37We're here in a minute.
05:38Let's have a look at the answer.
05:40It's six.
05:41Ah!
05:42I got it!
05:43Fuck yeah!
05:44What did you get?
05:45Nothing.
05:46Some odd number.
05:49It's now time for the 15% question.
05:5215.
05:53Holy shit.
05:55What flower is represented here?
05:57Now, you'll be good at this.
05:58Flowers.
05:59Right, I took my eye out of this.
06:0030 seconds starts now.
06:01That's it?
06:02Eh?
06:03That's all they're giving you.
06:07What flower?
06:08I can't see a flower.
06:10Where's the flower?
06:12Point setter.
06:13Point.
06:14And that's a set, maybe?
06:16Or an arrow.
06:17Just...
06:18What flower do you know called an arrow?
06:20It's a table.
06:21It's a table.
06:22Arrow table.
06:23Right...
06:24Right...
06:25Right...
06:26Where is that?
06:27Rhododendron.
06:31Rose?
06:32Direct...
06:33What?
06:34Rose?
06:35Rose!
06:36Oh!
06:37Hey!
06:38Clever clogs.
06:42Too late.
06:43Point setter.
06:44Are we going for point setter?
06:45Yeah.
06:46OK.
06:47Let's have a look at the answer.
06:48It's Rose.
06:49Rose!
06:50You should have got that.
06:51If anybody knows about rows and columns, it's you.
06:53You see, we've got a bit of a brain between us, haven't we?
06:56Problem is, maybe my brain's too complex.
06:58You were out at 30%.
06:59OK.
07:00I got to 50.
07:01I nearly said Rose.
07:03You were out.
07:04After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
07:09Oh, God, this'll be ad.
07:11Diana celebrated her 83rd birthday yesterday.
07:14OK.
07:15If she was gifted new balloons for every birthday she has celebrated, how many number three balloons would she have received?
07:23Oh, blimey.
07:253, 13, 23.
07:26Well, you're not doing that.
07:27I'm fucking halfway through here.
07:32What's your answer?
07:3330.
07:34Aye, but hang on.
07:35There's in-betweens as well, you dick.
07:379?
07:38Have I missed something massive there?
07:40I think you might be right.
07:4110.
07:42It's not 10, because you'd have 10 for 30 alone.
07:45All her 30s.
07:46How?
07:47Oh, shit, yeah.
07:4840, 50, 60, 70.
07:53Another four.
07:5418.
07:55But 19, because 33, she gets two threes.
07:5738.
07:5839.
07:5939.
08:0019!
08:0119!
08:02Well done, Diana.
08:05Are we about to be in the 1%?
08:07Whoop, whoop, whoop.
08:08Jack, what's your answer?
08:09Eight.
08:10Oh, Jack!
08:11Oh.
08:12Silly twat.
08:13You silly get.
08:14Roisin?
08:15I put 20.
08:16I just changed it from 19, and now I'm not sure.
08:19Oh!
08:20Well, hang on, she might be right, she might be wrong.
08:21She might be right.
08:22Yeah.
08:23I'm slightly arrogant.
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:25Right.
08:26Let's have a look at the answer.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:28It's 19.
08:33Yes!
08:34No way!
08:35Yes, yes, yes!
08:36Oh, my God!
08:37Fuck yeah!
08:3819.
08:39Oh, I forgot the 30s completely.
08:41It's 19.
08:4219.
08:43Oh, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 35, 35.
08:47Oh!
08:48Me, yet again, in the 1% club.
08:50Nailed every question.
08:51So?
08:52Apart from the Rose one, which was a bit fucking stupid, if you ask me.
08:55Which is actually your job.
08:57This is what I'm saying.
08:58You know, it's all well and good going,
09:00uh, I can't have anyone to think.
09:01You can't even answer questions on your own job, Soph.
09:06You know, get in the real world, eh, cocky.
09:08In Wiltshire.
09:09I don't know what it is about you, but when you have a bonfire, you think, you're so short-sighted.
09:18You think, Leslie, it'd be nice to see a blaze.
09:21So you'd burn things that were valuable just to see a blaze.
09:24Giles and his wife, Mary.
09:26I burnt the LaRousse Encyclopedia of Modern Art, Nutty.
09:31Oh, did you really?
09:33Because it was...
09:34OK, I lost.
09:35Oh, no, I'm joking.
09:36I didn't.
09:37I kept it.
09:38But I was thinking of burning it because it was so big and no one ever looked at it.
09:43But you are so big and no one ever looks at you.
09:46It's time you went on a bonfire.
09:48Oh, Mary.
09:49You've got to keep it light.
09:51Keep it light.
09:53How can I when you're provoking me beyond endurance?
09:57It's just as well I've got my own life.
10:00Otherwise, you'd be gaslighting me and that sort of thing, wouldn't you?
10:10On Thursday, it was backpacks at dawn as the celebrity racers cracked on on the BBC.
10:16Yeah, I mean, I do pretty well, let's face it, I've been to 59 countries.
10:19Yeah, and almost got arrested in 58 of them.
10:22No, I did not.
10:23I've only been arrested in a few of them.
10:25Not that many at all.
10:29We'll be doing that tomorrow.
10:31Racing across to Wales.
10:33It's not quite the world, is it, love?
10:35No, but it's away from home.
10:36Going over the Seven Bridge.
10:38Don't have to pay for it anymore.
10:40No toll.
10:41Or even better.
10:42Setting off in the lead.
10:43Buenos dias.
10:44Buenos dias.
10:45Que tal?
10:46Anita and Bal are first to find out where they're heading next.
10:49Anita and Bal are nearly a whole day ahead of everyone else.
10:53Your second checkpoint is El Zonte.
10:55Oh, God, El Zonte, who's heard of that? None of them, I expect.
10:58For safety reasons, travel after dark is not allowed.
11:02Travel after dark is not allowed.
11:04That's serious business, you know?
11:06This is quite dangerous.
11:07I've never thought everyone across the world would be that dangerous,
11:09but that's quite dangerous.
11:11Across this region of Central America, increased trafficking and crime at night.
11:16I wouldn't go somewhere where there was trafficking, no.
11:20What's trafficking exactly again?
11:22940 kilometres to the south, El Zonte and El Salvador.
11:27Oh, no.
11:28You don't want to be going to El Salvador.
11:30Ooh.
11:31That's not good.
11:32Teams could head for the Caribbean.
11:33Ooh!
11:34That's a piece of me that is there.
11:36Yeah, I'm taking that route.
11:37Alternatively, they may choose to stay in Guatemala.
11:40Guatemala.
11:41Guatemala?
11:42Isn't that something to eat?
11:43What?
11:44You're thinking of guacamole.
11:45Oh, yeah, I am.
11:47You choose, you choose.
11:48Come on.
11:49We've come to Guatemala.
11:50Yeah.
11:51And we're then jumping back out of Guatemala without seeing nothing so far.
11:53Yeah, no, no, let's stick to Guatemala.
11:55I think we've made our decision.
11:56Stick with Guatemala.
11:57Yes!
11:58Yes!
11:59Good idea.
12:00Right, Coburn, yeah?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Oh, 644 for the bus.
12:07Erm, why are we stopping here?
12:10What, the strapping fire?
12:11Yes, I'm stopping in.
12:12Trafficking.
12:13Does everybody come off here?
12:14Why are you jumping straight to that?
12:17The road is closed because they're courtesy.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh, no, they're going to lose time now.
12:22No!
12:23It's a three-day protest and no one can find so we have to walk.
12:27Oh, that's not ideal.
12:28A three-day protest, that's quite slightly ridiculous.
12:31It's like the French.
12:32Oh, yeah, we could be in France.
12:34Manifestation.
12:35Hang on, what are all these guys doing?
12:37Is this the protest?
12:38Right, where do we get to Coburn?
12:40How do we get there?
12:41Is that the roadblock?
12:42Yeah, that's the roadblock.
12:43Oh, they drove over that?
12:45They could get the bus over that easy.
12:47I've parked my car over worse on the school road.
12:50I just hope there is a bus.
12:51What if there isn't a bus?
12:54Then what?
12:55Maybe we could hitchhike.
12:57That sounds safe in Guatemala.
12:59You'd pick them up as well.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I love them.
13:02I love picking up people.
13:03So bizarre.
13:04Having navigated their way through the protest,
13:06Anita and Bal are spending the night
13:08in the Guatemalan highlands.
13:10They don't want to be out there on a night.
13:11They've been warned about that.
13:13Basically, I need to leave really early in the morning.
13:166am.
13:19Tomorrow, you can't pass in principal roads.
13:22Oh, tomorrow's the same.
13:23You can't pass in principal roads.
13:25So nobody can drive tomorrow?
13:27No.
13:28What?
13:29They can't do anything?
13:30They're stuck.
13:31Oh, in the whole of Guatemala.
13:33Shit, they should have gone the other route.
13:35What if it goes on for days?
13:37What happens then?
13:38Is the race over for us?
13:40Have a pina colada.
13:41I don't know.
13:43Like, fuck it out, Anita.
13:44Yeah, she's different.
13:45Yeah, great.
13:46No, she's very competitive by the looks of it.
13:48Like, come on.
13:49Calm down.
13:50Even though I'm not that competitive.
13:51After an extended stay in Guatemala,
13:54the teams had made it to the checkpoint town.
13:57Oh, we've got one.
13:58Oh, we've got one.
14:00They're all descending on El Zante now.
14:03Head west on the beach.
14:05And locate the bird carved into rock.
14:08There.
14:09That's a bird carved into a rock there.
14:11There.
14:12See that bird?
14:13Yeah, there.
14:14There it is.
14:15There it is.
14:16That must be our hotel.
14:17Come on, Dad.
14:18Go on.
14:19That's how close they are.
14:20Well, Anita's dad's not running anywhere.
14:22There.
14:23I see it.
14:24You see it?
14:25Oh, yeah.
14:26We've got to get up.
14:27They're all there.
14:28They've seen it too, haven't they?
14:29Who's going to get there?
14:31It's locked.
14:32Oh, it's locked.
14:33It's locked.
14:34You're going to have to jib your dad over the wall.
14:36Try it there.
14:37Is this it?
14:38Come on, then.
14:39Who's turning that page over there?
14:40The checkpoint's up there.
14:41Look.
14:42Oh, my God!
14:43Who's done it?
14:44There's the hotel.
14:45There's the book.
14:46Hola.
14:47Hola.
14:48Welcome to El Zante.
14:49Hola.
14:50Where is the red book we signed?
14:51Exactly.
14:52Are we the first?
14:53Oh!
14:54Yes!
14:55Anita and Val!
14:57Oh, they've done it.
14:58They're first.
14:59Bravo.
15:00Well done.
15:01No way.
15:02That's sweet.
15:03Getting on so well with your father.
15:05Do you think they'd let us take Perkins?
15:07Yeah, I mean, I think Perkins going would be good because we could use him as bait.
15:12People would think he's so cute.
15:13You're going to use our dog as bait?
15:14Well, like, as an emotional bait.
15:16We're not pimping him out.
15:17We are totally pimping him out.
15:19Well, mate, you can stroke my dog if you drive me cheaper.
15:22Less dinero, please.
15:25Pat my dog.
15:26In Durham.
15:27I had to do this FODMAP diet to try and find out what foods were irritating my stomach.
15:40And one of the things you have to eat is gluten-free bread.
15:43The price of gluten-free bread for a loaf of bread?
15:46Four pound.
15:47Four pound?
15:48Best friends Abby and Jarja.
15:51Me uncle said you can get it from the chemist.
15:53I said, I'm not buying, I'm not getting bread from the chemist.
15:57What?
15:58Me uncle said, oh, you can get the bread from the chemist.
16:03No, you cannot.
16:04I said, gluten-free bread from the chemist.
16:06I don't know if he was having us on or not.
16:09But apparently you can get gluten-free bread from the chemist.
16:12I said, I'm not going to the fucking chemist asking for bread.
16:18On Tuesday night, adolescents were at it in the kitchen on E4.
16:22Come down with me, teens.
16:24What are they all going to be making?
16:25Pot noodles, cereal, toast.
16:27When you see a teenager that can cook, yeah,
16:29I've got to give them props because I'll tell you something.
16:32I don't know many.
16:33Definitely not mine.
16:34You might learn something from these teenagers, Steve.
16:37So keep watching.
16:43I'm not wearing funny patterns.
16:44If you shaved your beard off, you could probably apply for this.
16:47I think I'd look too, you ought to be honest.
16:49One thing I've managed to achieve over these last 30 years, 40 years.
16:54Now, how long have we been here? Nearly 40 years.
16:56Charles.
16:57Is we've managed to abolish the dinner party.
17:00No, because I have them in London with glittering people.
17:04It's the second day of the teen cooking competition in and around Manchester.
17:09Big up the big end city.
17:11And today it's fitness fan Ben's turn.
17:13Oh God, he'll give everyone protein shakes.
17:15Oh, we know what he's having. Chicken.
17:18To fire up his folks' stove and host his first ever dinner party.
17:22Did you ever have a dinner party at that age?
17:24Not at that age, no.
17:25Crikey.
17:26Double oven, Ellie.
17:27The dream.
17:29Everything on the menu is something I've loved since from the ages of three, four, six.
17:33Everything just...
17:34Oh, I just love it.
17:35What about five?
17:36What happened to five?
17:37Five was the lost year.
17:38We don't talk about that.
17:40On to the starter.
17:41Tomato bruschetta.
17:43Well, that's quite easy.
17:44Why are teenagers making bruschetta?
17:47Bruschetta.
17:48I didn't even know what fucking bruschetta was when I was a young man.
17:50I think the only thing we got to bruschetta was bread and jam.
17:54Finn starts the process by chopping up onions.
17:57What I don't like about chopping up vegetables and stuff is that they move too much.
18:01I've actually never chopped an onion.
18:03I'm not making my own bread because I don't actually trust my abilities to make my own bread, to be honest.
18:07It takes a lot more effort for it to just be like mid.
18:10Mid.
18:11Let's give a mid.
18:13Mid, Jane.
18:14No-one wants mid, do they?
18:15No way, man.
18:16No way, bud.
18:17Dessert, please.
18:18Eat and mess.
18:19Oh, God.
18:20I hate eat and mess.
18:21It's my favourite.
18:22Oh, God.
18:23I love an eat and mess.
18:24Everyone pretends they like eat and mess.
18:26You're all lying.
18:27I'm not pretending.
18:28I love eat and mess.
18:29Finn starts by getting eggs for the meringue.
18:31Let's get them out of the egg cupboard.
18:32Look at that.
18:33Egg cupboard?
18:34You've got chickens and you don't even have as many eggs as they do.
18:36The whites are separated into a big bowl.
18:39OK.
18:40Yes, that's it.
18:41I've never tried cracking an egg.
18:43I wouldn't want you to try and crack an egg not until you've got your own kitchen.
18:47I've got a bit of shell in there.
18:48Oopsie.
18:49Oh, he's bollocks that up.
18:50Is it kind of annoying?
18:51Oh, not the fingers in the egg.
18:53His fingers just been up his nose or in his tracky bottoms or down his pants.
18:57Pesky shell removed.
18:58He whisks his egg whites, adds sugar and then whisks again.
19:03Listen, I don't even know how to make meringue now.
19:06I just buy it.
19:07Soft peaks you want.
19:08Stiff peaks.
19:09Or stiff peaks.
19:10I think it's that one.
19:11I don't even know.
19:12A hundred and six.
19:14That's a common one.
19:16I can't remember how to use the oven.
19:18OK.
19:19I've never used the oven.
19:20I bet he knows how to use the microwave.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Mum.
19:24Oh, dear.
19:25Mum.
19:27Right, that's on.
19:28Yeah.
19:29Now you need your temperature, yeah?
19:30Yeah.
19:31This is charm, this.
19:32I forgot, Mum.
19:33I forgot.
19:34What do I do again?
19:35Winch knobs.
19:37I don't know what that is.
19:38Oh, look at them.
19:39What is all this bit, though?
19:41Only one thing for it.
19:42Mum.
19:43Mum.
19:44He's such a teenager.
19:45Mum.
19:46You might just have to try a little bit.
19:48Ready?
19:49Oh, Christy.
19:50Here comes the airplane.
19:51Whee!
19:56Oh, and he's on telly and all.
19:58So this is my style, tomato bruschetta.
20:00Oh, yeah, it's quite good.
20:01I love this, so hope you all enjoy.
20:04What type of bread is it?
20:05It's just sourdough.
20:06Just sourdough bread from the shop.
20:07He could have got a bit of chia batter
20:10to make it more sort of Italian.
20:13Look at you, chia batter.
20:14I know.
20:15You can have this if you want.
20:16Go on.
20:17Yeah, go on.
20:18Do you want this as well?
20:19Yeah, go on.
20:20Go!
20:21Bang!
20:22You can't finish your guests' leftovers.
20:25At least take them into the kitchen and finish it.
20:27Yeah.
20:29So the starter went down really well.
20:32Ben's wolf.
20:33Yeah, yeah.
20:34Eat it like a true teenage boy.
20:35He loves a bruschetta.
20:37Five empty plates.
20:38They're only empty, mate, because you emptied them.
20:40It's time to get eaten, Messi.
20:43Right, there's only one way to crush these.
20:49He's fisting them around.
20:50There you go.
20:51Ooh.
20:52This is EMS.
20:53There we go.
20:54There was meant to be a few raspberries on the side,
20:56but I ate them all for lunch.
20:57LAUGHTER
20:58I go to dinner parties, but I don't host them.
21:02When the fuck do you go to dinner parties, like?
21:04When I go to my mum's for tea.
21:06That's close as a dinner party.
21:08All I can do is play them back in my mind and think what a nightmare they were.
21:13Well, it was only because the last one you gave, you came in with soily fingers
21:17and you'd twirled roasted nuts round in a bowl in front of the people
21:21and then offered them.
21:22And they said, no, Charles, your hands are dirty.
21:24I seem to remember I'd lost my carving knife, so I just pulled the flesh off the bird
21:28and plopped it onto their plates and they weren't very impressed.
21:31No.
21:35He leaps.
21:36Right, Izzy, I've got the bodysuit on.
21:38Let's have a look, Gwen.
21:39That I wanted to borrow off you to wear for my Christmas do.
21:42Well, you can have it. I don't want it back.
21:44Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:50You can't wear it with no bra.
21:52You've got to wear a bra with it.
21:54You don't take your bra off.
21:56I've realised that, you know.
21:58You've realised that now.
22:00You need a black bra to go under it.
22:02Chuffing Ellie off someone's eye out.
22:05Don't offer much support.
22:06No.
22:07It don't offer any support.
22:09Saggy Maggies are us.
22:11Saggy Maggies on top.
22:13I mean, I didn't feel too bad about my boobs until I put this on.
22:17Bloody hell, you couldn't go out and that you'd trip over.
22:20This week, reality show royalty was giving it a good go on Disney+.
22:25Hello.
22:26Come on, Katsley.
22:27Do you want to see Kim Kardashian attempting to act?
22:31Are you a Kim Tae fan, Dad?
22:32I mean, look, two hands in the air, yes.
22:34What?
22:36What?
22:37All these women used to work for another practice.
22:42Ah.
22:43But then they thought, no, we'll do our own.
22:45Oh, that's all right.
22:46So it's an all women.
22:48Good on you.
22:49Lawyer.
22:50You know, for divorces and all like that.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Oh.
22:53Kim will be finding this the divorces she's had.
22:55Yeah, baby, come on.
22:56Ahem.
22:57That's Kim's husband, Chase.
22:58Looks like she's made an effort.
23:02Hi.
23:03Hi.
23:04Hello.
23:05Hi.
23:06You're late.
23:07Oh, shit.
23:08What did I forget?
23:09It's our anniversary, isn't it?
23:10Oh, they're always men are always in trouble, aren't they, Mary?
23:13It's our anniversary, Chase.
23:14Fuck me.
23:15Raw.
23:16Baby.
23:17Oh, Jesus.
23:18Not a good one.
23:19Yep.
23:20And the penny drops.
23:21Yep.
23:22Baby, I hate myself.
23:23The fact that he keeps calling a baby makes me want to throw up.
23:24Yeah, and he's just said that he hates himself.
23:25And his trousers are too tight and all.
23:26We're not giving you this.
23:27This morning.
23:28Oh, he's crazy.
23:29Cool.
23:30The old forgot-the-anniversary aunt really forgot the anniversary.
23:32Pulled out a little blue box.
23:34Look at the size of that whopper.
23:35Happy anniversary.
23:36Oh, I'm sorry.
23:37I'm sorry.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41I'm sorry.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:43I'm sorry.
23:44I'm sorry.
23:45I'm sorry.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:47I'm sorry.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:49I'm sorry.
23:50I'm sorry.
23:51The eyes are that whopper.
23:52Happy anniversary, baby.
23:54Come to daddy.
23:55Oh!
23:56Oh!
23:57Oh, God!
23:58No, he didn't just say that!
24:01Turn it off.
24:06Oh.
24:07Look at him, both hands on her arse.
24:09Bloody hell, Auntie Margaret won't like this.
24:11She'd call it soft porn.
24:12This is great, this show, isn't it?
24:14Come to daddy.
24:15Miss Allure is not the only one celebrating an anniversary this week.
24:20This is Kim's fancy lawyer office.
24:21Oh, gosh.
24:22To our next client.
24:23Let's review her case, shall we?
24:24Right.
24:25What have we got?
24:26What did Danielle do this time?
24:27Milan, you're still taking the bar this spring?
24:28Yes.
24:29Tiana Taylor!
24:30Sit in.
24:31You're one of the girls now.
24:32Come on.
24:33That's Milan.
24:34That's Kim K's assistant.
24:35Look at that walk.
24:36What?
24:37I can still...
24:38I can still email you...
24:39On me.
24:40No, Whitman.
24:41I can still smell you on me.
24:42Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:44Oh!
24:45Oh!
25:02I'm making your favourite drink.
25:06What's with the overnight bag?
25:08Is there a game I didn't know about?
25:09I think you'd add a stroke if you let against the wall like that, George,
25:13with your gym bag.
25:14What, your best, don't...
25:14Can we sit down and talk?
25:18Oh, no.
25:19He's breaking up with her.
25:27He's definitely put an orange down there or something.
25:30Yeah, well, wouldn't he?
25:31That's it.
25:33Too sassy, right?
25:34A couple of easy peelers down there.
25:38I can't fucking breathe in this perfect house with these perfect paintings.
25:42Oh, I bet this cult's date, because I bet this was what Kanye was saying.
25:46It is a bit much, isn't it?
25:47He wants a bit of clutter, don't he?
25:49Talk to me.
25:50Are you just having a bad day or something?
25:52No, it's a bit more than that, Kim.
25:54I'm sorry, love.
25:55I'm fucked off.
25:57Lord, I'm drowning here with you.
25:59What are you talking about?
26:00You're famous.
26:01What are you talking about?
26:02There's too much of it.
26:04You're famous.
26:06What are you talking about?
26:07Next to you, I feel hopelessly and ridiculously small.
26:10That's not on me, that's on you.
26:12Oh, tell him.
26:13It's obviously because she's a very powerful woman that he feels inferior, whereas, you know, for me, I'd just ride the gravy train.
26:21Where's Chase going now?
26:30Oh, oh, oh.
26:31Oh, hello.
26:33Oh, he's come to see her!
26:37Oh!
26:37Woo!
26:38Hey, hey!
26:39Come to sexy time!
26:42Don't look, Simon.
26:42It's going to be a hot, sexy scene.
26:44I think she knows.
26:46Not yet.
26:49Oh, he can lift it up.
26:51Oh, he can.
26:52She's going to make her a missionary now.
26:55Oh, oh!
26:56Mmm!
26:56Ross!
26:57This is awkward!
27:00All's fair in love and war.
27:02All's fair in love and war.
27:04Now get your plonker out.
27:05You said the title as well.
27:07Did you see that?
27:07Yeah, very clever writing.
27:09Jesus.
27:09After finding out the identity of Chase's bit on the side.
27:13Milan.
27:15Milan.
27:16Oh, is that angry?
27:17Is that happy?
27:18Is that sad?
27:19Who the fuck is it?
27:20Kim had got changed to go and confront her.
27:23Laura, I worship you and I need you to know that.
27:26I'm fucking kidding!
27:27Why are you having it off with me husband then?
27:29So you did this because you want to be me?
27:32Everybody wants to be you.
27:34I don't want to be her.
27:36Oh, boo-woo!
27:37Get your own husband, you slag!
27:39Laura, I'm...
27:41I'm so sorry.
27:42No, you're not.
27:43What's at the centre of it?
27:45Ask the question.
27:46What's the question?
27:47I'm not following.
27:48What?
27:49Question?
27:54Is it his?
27:55Is it his?
27:56Is what his?
27:57Oh, she's not having a baby, is she?
27:59Gracious.
28:00Huh?
28:00And the answer is...
28:03Oh, my God.
28:12I'm with child.
28:15Yes, it is.
28:16Oh, Lee!
28:18No!
28:23That was the best bit of acting she did.
28:25That was the only good bit.
28:27Her face moved.
28:27Yeah.
28:29Her face moved.
28:30I definitely saw it move.
28:31It did move.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Her eyebrow went like that.
28:35That was fucking terrible, to be fair.
28:36No.
28:37No.
28:37Let's have it right.
28:39It's that bad.
28:40It's good.
28:41No, it's actually that bad.
28:43It's that bad.
28:44It's bad.
28:44It's really bad.
28:45In Blackpool...
28:54You'll never guess what.
28:55What?
28:56Me and Paige were sat right, going through our credit card statement, because we've got a
29:01joint credit card account.
29:02Yeah.
29:02Anyway, Paige is going, ooh, haven't you spent a lot this month?
29:06Pete and his little sister Sophie.
29:08Oh, you've been to Home Bargains and all this.
29:10Like, I went, that doesn't make sense.
29:13Anyway, it turns out she's had my card and I've had hers.
29:18You've been to Home Bargains?
29:20Yeah, I've definitely not.
29:22I thought my card had been cloned.
29:25On Friday, it was the world's richest man making headlines on the BBC.
29:30So, with you?
29:32Bit crispy, aren't they?
29:33What?
29:34It's custard.
29:35They're not custard.
29:36It's a pastel donata.
29:39You know, I don't like following food, do you, eh?
29:41The boss of Tesla, Elon Musk, has had a record-breaking pay package agreed by the company's shareholders.
29:48He's got the Midas touch, this man.
29:50Oh, yeah.
29:50Would you snog Elon Musk for a free Tesla?
29:53How long's the snog?
29:55One minute.
29:56Ooh, that's a bit long, but I'd probably do it for a Tessie.
29:59The deal could be worth nearly $1 trillion.
30:02What?
30:03$1 trillion?
30:04That's insane.
30:07It's insane.
30:08That's not real money.
30:09It's $1 trillion a number, like.
30:12Elon Musk arriving in his own style to thank shareholders for this latest vote of confidence.
30:18Oh, look, he's grooving, Dant Nutty.
30:20I haven't seen anyone grooving like that since Theresa May.
30:23His dance partner, Optimus.
30:25And those bots are just dancing.
30:27There are no wires.
30:28Is that the robot there, throwing sheets?
30:30Yeah.
30:30Oh, darling, that looks like you dancing.
30:32He does, but that's slightly better than me.
30:34Yeah.
30:34He has more rhythm.
30:35He does have more rhythm.
30:37Could these autonomous robots be the factory workers of the future and helping hands in our homes?
30:42If that walked in my house and started doing things, I'd say, get out, you little fucker.
30:47Honestly, that is not for me.
30:50They're not walking very fast, are they?
30:52No, they're not.
30:52I'm saying nothing nasty about these guys.
30:55They're going to be our overlords soon.
30:56Exactly, yeah.
30:57Just stay nice with them.
30:59This pay package amounts to $1 trillion over a ten-year period.
31:04She's a lot of nuts there, Julie.
31:05I've never known what a trillion looks like.
31:08That's what a trillion looks like.
31:10I mean, there's me getting worried about the price of gluten-free bread.
31:14He's a fucking trillionaire.
31:16That's one followed by 12 zeros.
31:19That's ridiculous.
31:2012 zeros?
31:21I'd still do people's hair if I had that much money.
31:24Liar.
31:24You don't want to do people's hair for money as your job now.
31:28It's about the annual output of Switzerland.
31:31So, theoretically, he's earning more than a country.
31:34How could one person get that for his company, but certain countries ain't even worth that?
31:39This is how the world works now.
31:41This is how it works.
31:42The greedy bastard.
31:47In Leeds.
31:48So, what are you up to this week, anyway?
31:50Tomorrow.
31:51It's tattoo day.
31:52Are you doing it?
31:53I'm doing it.
31:53Do you know what?
31:54I'm going to be honest.
31:54I thought you were the chicken now.
31:56Me too.
31:57Still mine.
31:57There's still time.
31:58Best friends Danielle and Daniela.
32:01I may have heard, or you may have said in a conversation, that there was a fit tattoo artist there.
32:06There is a fit tattoo artist there.
32:09Right up your street as well.
32:10This week, the pressure was on with more high-stakes playground games on Netflix.
32:18There's a kiss on its own.
32:20Yeah.
32:20She's been drinking toilet water.
32:22No, that reminds me, Mary.
32:24I'm going to buy a tracksuit next week, and I'm hoping to buy it from the central aisle of a well-known German supermarket.
32:34Oh, a tracksuit.
32:34I'll go for part of a tiny.
32:39What I'm trying not to do is binge this.
32:42Yeah.
32:43It does ruin it until you binge it all.
32:45I'm trying to do slowly, slowly, but then you always get some bastard giving you spoilers.
32:50Yeah.
32:50Welcome to your second game.
32:52Oh, shh.
32:53This is it.
32:53This is it.
32:54Let's find out.
32:54The game you will be playing is catch.
32:59He's going, yes, I'm good at catch.
33:01I'm good at catch.
33:02Oh, Jesus.
33:03I am.
33:04You're good at everything, Sian.
33:05If this is about catching, and you're involved, I'm stressed.
33:10No, Bob, I'm obviously not the best catcher in the world.
33:13I've seen you catch.
33:14I've seen you throw.
33:15It gave me the ick.
33:16A thrower will stand on the centre spot and throw the ball to someone at the front of one
33:21of the lines.
33:22It sounds too simple, really.
33:23It can't be that easy.
33:24It's not straightforward.
33:26You want to be at the front of this game to catch the ball.
33:28100%.
33:28And it's closest, and you're guaranteed to go through.
33:31Yeah.
33:32If the ball is dropped, both the thrower and the catcher will be eliminated.
33:38Oh.
33:40Oh, fuming.
33:42So you can't just do a shit throw, because you both are out.
33:47I want to throw something out.
33:48This is going to be a little crazy.
33:49Okay.
33:50I'm ready for that.
33:51Let's listen to your crazy idea.
33:53The one throwing it is going to be judging who's going to catch it.
33:56They're going to judge Mark a lot.
33:59Why are you picking on Mark?
34:028272.
34:02That's rude.
34:03Mark, what the fuck have I done?
34:04So they're going to judge Mark harsher than the rest of us.
34:08What?
34:09Why is he saying that?
34:10I don't know.
34:11That is ruthless.
34:12Just singling him out because of the way he looks.
34:15He looks.
34:15People judge you, Mark.
34:17And if they judge you, and they say, hey, we're not going to throw to you, then everybody
34:21behind you, including you, is going to be safe.
34:24Oh, so he's saying no one's going to think he can catch.
34:28Yeah.
34:29So everyone behind him is safe, so let's put him up top.
34:32That's really mean.
34:34I mean, I kind of like it, but it's fucking mean.
34:37Yeah.
34:41Oh, he's upset.
34:43Oh, he's crying.
34:44And it's all because of 272.
34:47Let the game begin.
34:49Okay.
34:50So who does she throw it to now?
34:52Somebody in the front of the queue.
34:53You got this.
34:55I'm just going to lie a bit to you, okay?
34:56You should be able to catch that.
34:57Come on.
34:58Absolutely.
34:58Nice, easy throw.
34:59Well, if you don't get that, then you're bloody useless.
35:02Okay, ready?
35:04Lovely, well done.
35:05Nice work.
35:06Easy peasy.
35:07So does that mean he's the thrower now?
35:12Player 432.
35:14Oh, it's easy, this.
35:15Not very far, is it?
35:16Even though I think I could manage that, Laura.
35:18Are you a good catcher?
35:20I can catch.
35:21272.
35:22He was the one who was horrible to mark.
35:23Won't he?
35:24Please drop it.
35:25I want 272 to be eliminated now.
35:28Eliminate him now.
35:30Oh, yeah, man.
35:32This is going to be sick.
35:32It's like I caught it already.
35:34Ready?
35:35He's got to go the whole way down the blue.
35:36Oh, it's far, darling.
35:38It's far?
35:38That is far.
35:41Overarm?
35:42What are you doing?
35:43Underarm, okay?
35:44It's got to be underarm.
35:50Oh!
35:50Oh!
35:52Wow!
35:52He's just dropped the goods.
35:54That is karma.
35:55Served.
35:56Cold.
35:56Yeah.
35:56I love that bet.
36:01I don't know why it shocks me when they get shot.
36:03I know.
36:03Every time it happens.
36:09Oh, God, it's Mark.
36:10Oh, he's Mark.
36:11I hope he gets you.
36:12Oh, I'm me.
36:13You think you've got it, Mark.
36:15100%.
36:15I'm going to catch the ball.
36:17I know TV.
36:18They built this moment up for this moment.
36:20He's got this.
36:22You got it?
36:22I got this.
36:23I know you do.
36:24Jesus, he's a little bit more nervous.
36:26You're sure she's making me nervous.
36:33Oh, it's a shit throw.
36:35Oh, that's a bit short.
36:36Step forward, step forward.
36:40Oh, no.
36:41Get it.
36:42Get it, Mark.
36:42Get it, Mark.
36:43Has he got it, love?
36:46Oh!
36:47Oh, Mark.
36:48Oh, shit, a brick.
36:50He dropped it.
36:51Oh, no.
36:52Jeez, stop.
36:53No.
36:55I'm so sorry.
36:57I'm so sorry.
37:00Oh, he's so apologetic.
37:02Look.
37:07He does a good dead, though.
37:08He does.
37:09The man can die very well.
37:11That was a good dive, that man.
37:13That was amazing.
37:14Yeah.
37:15Like, he can't catch for shit,
37:17but he can act.
37:26In Edinburgh.
37:27What do you think of my hair?
37:28Well, I was going to say you've had your hair cut.
37:31It's quite short.
37:31It's not cut.
37:32It's been scalped.
37:34Sisters Susie and Rosie.
37:37Did he ask or did he just do?
37:38Oh, he just did.
37:39He never asked.
37:40And the thing is,
37:41he won't let me wear my glasses.
37:42So you can't see?
37:43No, I can't see.
37:44So he just cuts and cuts and we're chatting away and I never know.
37:48And then suddenly at the end.
37:49And what did you say?
37:50I said it was lovely.
37:51On Monday, the BBC was making the headlines on ITV News.
38:00What did you do that for?
38:03I think that was a mistake, Mary.
38:04I was trying to kick it off.
38:06I always forget about the news over at weekend as well.
38:08It's like Monday's a bit of a reset to find out what's going on with the world.
38:12What's happened over at weekend since we've been gallivanting?
38:15The chair of the BBC has apologised for an error of judgement within the organisation
38:21over the editing of a documentary about Donald Trump.
38:24Oh.
38:26I heard about this on BBC Radio 2 this morning on their news programme.
38:32But then what's funny is it's when the BBC's got a scandal and the BBC News reports on it.
38:37Director General Tim Davey and Head of News Deborah Turness both stepped down last night.
38:42You know when they say heads should roll?
38:45Well, that's a very, very...
38:47They actually have rolled.
38:48Very big heads that have rolled.
38:49After criticism that the Panorama programme misled viewers
38:53by editing a speech made by the US President.
38:56Panorama as well.
38:58Yeah, which is a national institution.
38:59That's a go-to for solid news.
39:02Yeah.
39:02They're going to do a panorama about this panorama.
39:05Yeah, panorama about panorama, man.
39:07Panapanorama.
39:08A panorama programme about Donald Trump edited together two parts of his speech in 2021.
39:15Here's a scene of the crime, Peders.
39:17That was spoken nearly an hour apart.
39:19Ooh.
39:20Oh, actually, that's not great, is it?
39:22This is what they used.
39:24We're going to walk down to the Capitol and I'll be there with you.
39:29Oh, wow.
39:30And we fight.
39:32We fight like hell.
39:33And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.
39:36That sounds like something Trump would say.
39:39100%.
39:39And this is what he actually said.
39:41What did he actually say?
39:43What did he actually say?
39:45What did he say?
39:45We're going to walk down to the Capitol.
39:48That's where he stops, you see.
39:50Stop.
39:51So we're not going to go and fight.
39:53No.
39:54What did he say?
39:55And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women.
40:01All the panorama thinking.
40:02Yeah.
40:03Because I can imagine, if you want to shed Donald Trump in a bad light, there's enough
40:10actual footage out there.
40:12Why do this?
40:13The US president wrote last night, the top people in the BBC, including Tim Davey, the
40:19boss, are all quitting, fired because they were caught doctoring my very good, perfect
40:24speech of January 6th.
40:26I love that, in brackets, perfect, exclamation mark, close brackets.
40:31I mean, it's kind of a flex to be personally named by the presidents of the United States.
40:36Yeah.
40:36No matter what the circumstances, but still, you know, the pair of them had to lose their
40:43jobs.
40:45And later, this happened.
40:49I bet everything's a bit sombre in the BBC newsroom.
40:52Everyone's on eggshells.
40:54Good evening.
40:55The BBC is tonight being threatened with a billion dollar legal action by Donald Trump.
41:00Billion dollar, you know?
41:01Shit, that's us.
41:02That's our money.
41:03Oh, God.
41:04Who says he might sue the corporation over the editing of a speech put out in a Panorama
41:09programme last year.
41:10That could ruin them financially.
41:12Not here, and ruin our lives.
41:14We don't want the BBC shot down.
41:16He does it everywhere, Donald.
41:17If he gets anything they want, he threatens to sue him.
41:20His hour makes a lot of money.
41:21They might go and start seizing goods.
41:23Yeah.
41:24You know, Greg James' microphone.
41:26Seized.
41:27Queen Vic.
41:28Flogged.
41:28Yeah.
41:29Imagine.
41:30Oh.
41:30The last EastEnders duft-duft been played.
41:33Yeah.
41:34Strictly's had the disco ball taken.
41:37And there's no more fake tan.
41:38Gone.
41:39Blackpool week.
41:40That's gone down the ship, Pam.
41:41Not the budget for that now.
41:43All I'm saying is, you know when you think you're having a bad day?
41:48In all...
41:49Hey, I thought about you yesterday, Jen, at Wednesday Market.
41:52Oh, did you?
41:53I got you a present.
41:54That's a belt.
41:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
41:57That's no good for me.
41:59Look at the size of it.
42:00Oh, I thought it would be.
42:01It looks more like a bloody dog collar than a belt.
42:04No, it was belts.
42:05It all said belts.
42:10What?
42:11It's a frigging dog harness.
42:12On Monday night, it was business as usual with the cops and robbers on Channel 5.
42:20This is the programme where they hardly ever catch anyone, isn't it?
42:23Yes.
42:24I had to intercept Ray in the fridge the other day.
42:26God, I'd just caught him in time.
42:28Whack and bang the fridge door real quick.
42:30It went, ow!
42:31Oh, you've had enough.
42:33You've had enough now.
42:38I would like to do an advanced driving course.
42:40I actually would.
42:41You need one?
42:42Because you're a shocking driver?
42:44Mid-afternoon on the motorway and drivers have no idea what's motoring up behind them.
42:50They have no idea what's motoring up behind them.
42:52Like they said, the one-liners are awful, isn't it?
42:54I swear, you write them, Twain.
42:57Bops are racing in numbers to try and reach a suspected stolen car.
43:01Oh, here we go.
43:02The car thereafter was allegedly stolen by a gang wielding machetes.
43:07Wielding machetes?
43:09Huh?
43:09Couldn't get a bit tasty, this, self.
43:11It could.
43:12Luckily, the National Police Air Service has swooped in to keep tabs on the target.
43:16The birds on them, the birds on them.
43:18They've planned a box in the Beamer with multiple armed response vehicles.
43:22Oh, the boxing in tactic.
43:24I love this.
43:24Yeah, I know you do.
43:26Let's go between lanes one and two.
43:28Back to one.
43:29I will give them that it is quite smooth, the changing of lanes.
43:33And they did indicate.
43:35Well, she can't be done for that.
43:37Yeah.
43:37Committed, committed.
43:39M6.
43:40Oh, God, don't go on the M6.
43:42You've fucked it now.
43:43Terrible idea.
43:44Worst idea.
43:45Do you know what?
43:45If these guys ever...
43:46Pack up a bus stop and just get out.
43:47A marked car is neck and neck with their target at 130 miles an hour.
43:52Good golly, Miss Molly.
43:54That is terrifying.
43:56My van couldn't do that.
43:57Struggles.
43:58It's 70.
43:59And, at last, they have the requisite three behind and one in front.
44:04Three behind, one in front.
44:05That sounds like a good weekend to me.
44:07But, with traffic at a standstill ahead...
44:09Oh, yes.
44:12Come on.
44:12That's static.
44:13That's static.
44:13Yeah.
44:13Oh, they've got him.
44:15It's busy.
44:16Finally, a bit of traffic.
44:18We've not had any of that.
44:19I was questioning whether or not it was a UK road.
44:22Close up, close up.
44:24This is a good time to box it.
44:26Box it, no.
44:29But it's too late.
44:30Oh, no.
44:31Very traffic.
44:33Wow, it's embarrassing.
44:34Jesus Christ.
44:35He's a bugger, isn't he?
44:37You see, you should never leave gaps when there's traffic like that, because every bloody arsehole speeds down and jumps in.
44:43Okay.
44:45It's now racing down the hard shoulder with just one car in pursuit.
44:48But he's not going to be able to pull off anywhere, is he?
44:51No.
44:52Have you ever been pulled off on the motorway?
44:56What air support can see, but the runaway can't, is a broken down lorry on the hard shoulder ahead.
45:03Oh, wonderful.
45:05Perfect.
45:05Oh, Mum.
45:06Yeah, that's what they needed.
45:07It's your lucky day.
45:08And the driver slams on the anchors, coming to a stop with inches to spare.
45:14Oh, that's it, Pickle.
45:15Oh, bon appétit.
45:17It's finished now.
45:19He ain't going nowhere.
45:20It should be game over.
45:21No, look, he's going to go through that gap.
45:24Start to take it.
45:25Let's go, let's go.
45:26Yes!
45:27That's it.
45:28Tactical contact, and this time, he's done.
45:31Yes, they've got him.
45:32They've got him.
45:33Yes, it's over, surely.
45:36Get out of the vehicle!
45:38Get out of the vehicle!
45:39Rag him out of the window!
45:41Oh, do you know what?
45:41There was a small apartment rooting for the X3.
45:43Me too a little bit, but they've got machetes, Daniela.
45:46Oh, they've got him, he's on the ground.
45:52Oh, let us see their faces.
45:54How old are you?
45:5516.
45:5616.
45:5716!
45:58What?
45:59The same age as my son.
46:01I swear to God.
46:02Send him to me.
46:04Bring him come.
46:05Bring him come to me.
46:07Yeah, I remember when I was 16, just done my GCSEs.
46:11First thing I did was steal a car.
46:12Yeah.
46:13You couldn't even ride a bike.
46:16Could you?
46:17You can stream, come dine with me teens right now.
46:27Not streaming now.
46:28Come tidy up after yourselves, teens.
46:30Not in my house anyway.
46:32Getting away from it all will simmer and erupt from the bestseller.
46:36Summer Water begins Sunday evening at nine.
46:38Speaking of bestsellers, Richard Osman joins the last leg next.
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