Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04I know.
06:05I know.
06:06I know.
06:07I know.
06:08I know.
06:09But it's over now.
06:10But it's over now.
06:11It's over now.
06:13I know.
06:14God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:16I know.
06:18Nothing.
06:19Oh.
06:20Yoi yoi yoi.
06:21Steady, Eddie.
06:22Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:24He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy,
06:28because he's in Gladiators.
06:30He's used to being brutal.
06:32And now he's been given a sort of piece of Ming China to handle with care.
06:43Ooh, I want Nigel to do that to me!
06:50And it's all for now.
06:56Golden, dang it. Unnecessary.
06:59I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown.
07:12Ooh, I'm going to pretend he's cushions Nitro's chest.
07:15Hey, New, get your mucky face off it.
07:17I'd be a bit lower down if I was her.
07:21Shirley!
07:22What?
07:22Grace, well, come on, men.
07:28I'm not the only woman that thinks that.
07:30You do know, it's not even after Watershed, do you know this?
07:33I know.
07:34Parading around like that with half the clothes undone.
07:36You're only jealous.
07:37I know.
07:42Elite!
07:43Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:46I am up for the next paddle match.
07:47What, are you going to play again? For real?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Where are we playing?
07:50Oh, my gosh.
07:51Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
07:54I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle.
07:57I feel like we could.
07:58Because we're both competitive.
08:00We both like to win.
08:01And we've got power.
08:02And, like, just call us Serena and Venus.
08:05Do you know what I mean?
08:06I'm Serena.
08:08I'm Serena?
08:09No, I'm Serena.
08:09No, I'm Serena.
08:10No, I'm Serena.
08:11I think I'm Serena.
08:12No.
08:13You're definitely Venus.
08:14I'm Serena.
08:15On Sunday night, Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV.
08:25The Vincent.
08:27I wouldn't like to verse her.
08:31Vixen.
08:31She gives us really bad vibes.
08:33They're not Vixen.
08:35Vixen.
08:36I'm usually cooking tea.
08:38And I can hear it, because Steve watches it, and I'm cooking tea.
08:40And I shout at the house, it goes, how did you know that?
08:43I go, I just don't know.
08:44I know, because you're watching the repeat.
08:51That is.
08:52First quiz show engaged.
08:55Is it?
08:56Fucking hell.
08:57A lot of firsts today.
09:00Oh, here they are.
09:02The Dark Destroyer.
09:04You could be the static, your name.
09:07The static?
09:08Why?
09:09The static caravan.
09:12Shag, marry, avoid.
09:14I'm Haggerty, the Vixen, the beast.
09:16Shag, shag, shag.
09:18And...
09:19Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:23What do we have here?
09:24Oh, we've got a mystery.
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:28My name is Maverick.
09:31Listen, Tom Cruise's career's taken a different turn now.
09:34British television.
09:34You don't think, suppose, it's at Schofield, do you think?
09:38Phil Schofield.
09:38Phil Schofield.
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf.
09:44Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No, I don't have to.
09:47And I was named after my nan and grandad.
09:53Maeve and Rick.
09:55I know what it is.
09:56It's a cricketer.
09:57Oh.
09:57You know what I mean?
09:58Flintoff.
09:58Yeah, yeah.
09:59That's all it is.
10:00Flintoff.
10:01It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill.
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill who's got a face like that?
10:05I can tell by his eyes.
10:06By his eyes?
10:07Are you mental?
10:08No.
10:10Do that.
10:11Do that.
10:12You've got to know it's me.
10:13I'm sat here.
10:14Do that.
10:15In the episode, we join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers.
10:20Good luck.
10:21Good luck.
10:24Oh, God.
10:25I hope they're easy questions, Simon.
10:27Come on, Jane.
10:27Come on, chasers.
10:29No, Rose, don't root for the chasers.
10:30I'm not watching it if you're going to root for the chasers.
10:32Boksy, your clock starts counting down now.
10:36What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38Anne.
10:39Aunt.
10:39Aunt.
10:40Correct.
10:41I got one right.
10:41Yay!
10:42Well done, Dan.
10:43Well done.
10:44Boksy, prenuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh, one for you there.
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know.
10:53Benny.
10:54Bill.
10:54Bernie.
10:55Bernie.
10:56Bernie Winters, yeah.
10:57Bernie Clifton.
10:57You're not as quick as me, lad.
10:58You're not as quick as me.
10:59Bernie.
11:01Correct.
11:01She's good, isn't she?
11:02She's really good.
11:03She's smashing it.
11:04What disease is also called?
11:05Scarletina.
11:06Scarlet fever.
11:07Scarletina, scarlet fever.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Malaria.
11:11German measles.
11:12Scarlet fever.
11:13It's called scarletina.
11:14The name's for closing the name.
11:16Has she never seen goodnight, Mr Tom?
11:18Scarlet fever?
11:18I was going to say that.
11:19Oh, you didn't.
11:20Chasers, which Black Panther features in the Jungle Book?
11:23Morgie.
11:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:26Bagheera.
11:27Bagheera.
11:27Madeira.
11:28Bagheera.
11:28Bagheera.
11:29Jenny.
11:30Bagheera.
11:30Correct.
11:31Wow!
11:33Come on, this is going to go down to the wire, this.
11:36Chasers, who created the sock puppet Landshop in the 50s?
11:39Oh!
11:40Sherry Dixon, Sherry Dyson, Sherry Nixon, Sherry Nixon, Sherry somebody or other.
11:45Sherry Lewis.
11:46Four, three.
11:47Sherry Lewis.
11:47Maverick.
11:48Sherry Lewis.
11:49Correct.
11:50Oh, good knowledge.
11:51Get it!
11:52Oh, I'm doing it for them.
11:53I don't want them to win.
11:55What the hell did he say?
11:56Oh, gosh.
11:58Boxy, what fashion brand makes Boss one underwear?
12:01Hugo Boss.
12:02Hugo.
12:03More.
12:03Oh!
12:04Oh, my God.
12:04Come on, you've got to give it to her.
12:06Well, correct.
12:07Ah!
12:07Oh!
12:09Chasers.
12:09What other...
12:10Oh!
12:11She's done it, so!
12:14She's done it!
12:14Ah, get it!
12:15She's done it!
12:17Before we go, the biggest question.
12:19On everyone's lips is who is behind the mask.
12:23Yeah, the mask on.
12:24Get it all off.
12:25No, just the mask.
12:26Gordon Ramsay.
12:29Why is everything to you always Gordon Ramsay?
12:31I know!
12:32I know it's him!
12:33Freddy Flintoff.
12:34Freddy Flintoff.
12:34Is that who you think it is?
12:35Yeah, I know it is.
12:39Hang on, who is it?
12:41It's Freddy!
12:44Oh, I don't know.
12:45It looks familiar.
12:46Is it Bear Grylls?
12:48Oh!
12:49That's Joe Pasquale.
12:50How can you work out that it's Joe Pasquale?
12:54Let's go!
12:56No!
12:56It is Joe Pasquale.
12:58No way!
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale.
13:00I could have sworn it was Freddy Flintoff.
13:02Bloody Freddy Flintoff.
13:04Oh, well.
13:05You can't get it right every time, can you?
13:07Joe Pasquale, everybody!
13:11Well, obviously, everyone else that has knows who he is.
13:13Everyone under 25 saying, who?
13:15I mean, I now have another big question on my lips.
13:19Why?
13:21Yeah.
13:29In home.
13:30No, Jenny, just pour it in a little bit.
13:32What?
13:33Oh, no, don't go too far, Jenny.
13:35No, I won't.
13:36Oh!
13:36Best friends Jenny and Lee.
13:39What are you on about?
13:40Oh!
13:42Oh, no, you're going too far in.
13:45Oh, that's...
13:47Oh, that's quite nice, that.
13:49Oh, have you got them all?
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52Do the other ear, then.
13:57In Surrey.
13:59Oh, do you know what?
14:00I'm so happy to be back.
14:01As much as I love the sunshine and the rum punch,
14:05and the food.
14:07I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad.
14:11Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
14:15No boys?
14:15Oh, plenty.
14:16Oh, mum!
14:18You shouldn't...
14:18We haven't thought up on that level yet.
14:24What?
14:25Mum?
14:25Listen, I'm going to phone your grandma.
14:27I want to know, how come your grandma never told me about boys?
14:30Because Nana set me up with them.
14:32Oh, wasn't she?
14:34Yes!
14:35Nana was like, go, girl.
14:37Oh, really?
14:38Yeah.
14:38You are never going to see your grandma ever again.
14:44On Wednesday night, there was only one place to be,
14:48as the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One.
14:52Come on, you traitor.
14:53Oh, I'd make a good traitor.
14:56Maltrollop.
14:58No, I'd make a good one of them, I know.
15:00All exciting news.
15:02First time I've watched a traitor's engaged.
15:05What, you're engaged?
15:07Previously, all six faithful have fallen.
15:12Six faithfuls, you know.
15:13That's terrible.
15:14I'm a faithful.
15:15Faithful.
15:16Faithful.
15:17Oh, look at Mark.
15:19He gets really upset.
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark,
15:22because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions,
15:25and he's an actor, so they think he's all an actor.
15:27Is it me, or is this getting a lot easier?
15:30Look at them, lolling.
15:32They're absolutely lolling their heads off,
15:34because they've not been caught.
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:44Well, I work in HR.
15:45So, yeah.
15:47Gravel in the treads of my shoes.
15:49The leader of the faithfuls.
15:52Thank you for trusting me.
15:53Well, you don't think Stephen's a traitor?
15:55No, they don't.
15:56He doesn't look like a traitor, though, does he?
15:59Well, look, that all looks like a traitor.
16:02I'll be straight with both of you.
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today.
16:06Oh.
16:07Yeah.
16:08To be honest, I've always been cautious around thespians.
16:11I mean, suspicious of bloody everybody, actually.
16:13Never mind just the actors.
16:15You're suspect number one for me.
16:16I'm suspect number one?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Suspect number one?
16:18Oh, Joe comes straight up with it.
16:20Oh, Christ.
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role.
16:23Well, I tell you what, for me.
16:25Oh, here comes the real traitor.
16:28Speak of the devil.
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil, hasn't he, though?
16:33I'm going to suspect everyone.
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it.
16:36That's what he keeps saying.
16:37And do you know what?
16:39Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere.
16:43I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors.
16:48You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby.
16:52He plays a strategic game.
16:54But I want to go after Mark first.
16:58Joe, go after Mark, not Jonathan, because I love Jonathan as a traitor.
17:04Here we go.
17:05OK.
17:06Claudia has arrived.
17:08Players, welcome back to the round table.
17:11Thank you, Claudia.
17:11She's got extra eyeliner on today.
17:14Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray.
17:16Is tonight the night?
17:19Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:22They've got no fucking chance.
17:23They don't even know what day it is that a man found a traitor.
17:26We want to catch a traitor.
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy.
17:30Oh!
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Look how disappointed he looks.
17:36We can't vote off our faithful leader.
17:38Oh, go on, Joe.
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor.
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.
17:44I think so, too.
17:45That's my point.
17:45Who are they, though?
17:46It's Mark.
17:46That's the problem.
17:49He's just said it.
17:51Mark's nearly got wind like that.
17:52Shit.
17:53Sorry.
17:54Like a meerkat.
17:55I know you want to start too.
17:57I've got suspicions of you.
18:01Alan!
18:03You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm.
18:08Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey.
18:11He's dead good at this.
18:13Here's my fear.
18:14Is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly.
18:20Oh, yes.
18:21Oh, that's right, David.
18:23That's right.
18:23He's got that right.
18:24Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
18:31around this table?
18:32Oh.
18:33His reasoning's sound, but I think he'll get the wrong conclusion.
18:36And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Jo.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:43Oh, whoa.
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat.
18:50At least one traitor or maybe two will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56and then start popping their head up.
18:58And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment.
19:03Oh, what?
19:03They're all great theories that they're coming up with.
19:06Like, you know, they're really plausible, but they're all fucking wrong.
19:08Absolutely fucking wrong.
19:11Players, the time for talk is over.
19:15Oh, God.
19:15I think Mark might be going.
19:17Oh, well.
19:18That's got a note of it.
19:20Stephen, we'll start with you.
19:22Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well, I've put David.
19:26Oh.
19:27David?
19:28Joe Wilkinson.
19:29I've said you, David.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:34Freaking hell.
19:35Who votes for David?
19:36Jonathan.
19:37I've changed my vote.
19:38I'm sorry, David.
19:39I voted for you.
19:42Freaking hell.
19:43David's put his head above the parapet and it's now going to get shot off.
19:47Yeah, he's had his head blown off, eh?
19:49Bless him.
19:49Alan.
19:51Mark.
19:52Mark.
19:53Ooh, that's a note.
19:55Joe Marley.
19:55I'm sticking with my gut and I think it's you, Mark.
19:59Your gut is wrong.
20:01So wrong.
20:02You're so far off the mark.
20:05He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:09Kat, you have the deciding vote.
20:13Who you got?
20:14Who's Kat gone for?
20:16My vote.
20:18Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, come on.
20:21I need to live.
20:22It's for you, David.
20:24You must fight until one of you is dead.
20:31And after another round of voting, it was five votes for Mark and four votes for David.
20:37Celia, you have the final vote.
20:42If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.
20:46If you vote for David, it will be a tie and their fate will be decided.
20:55By chance.
20:56Oh, no pressure.
20:58This has never happened on traitors.
20:59I've never seen it actually go to chance.
21:01So then, Celia.
21:03Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:07Come on, Celia.
21:08Come on.
21:08You're going with you.
21:10Julie, oh, Julie.
21:11What's she voting?
21:12What's she voting for?
21:13I voted for you, David.
21:18Oh!
21:18It's got to chance!
21:20First time on UK Traitors.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:25Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate.
21:30How does that happen?
21:31Paloma fate.
21:32She's come back.
21:36Where did she go?
21:37What happens?
21:38Who chooses?
21:39Because we want to see the hand of fate.
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:46Oh!
21:48Oh, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now.
21:51Of course you will.
21:51You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time.
21:54Whose fate?
21:55Because it's like a really big guy comes in and just, like, waterboards them.
21:59Oh, you're a traitor.
22:01Tell me the truth.
22:03And if you're a traitor of that, you are.
22:05You're a traitor, yeah.
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water and they keep choking you till you, um...
22:11Oh, I see.
22:11You've been waterboarded, haven't you?
22:12No.
22:13Really?
22:14No.
22:14Yeah.
22:15What's motorboating, then?
22:16No, motorboating is...
22:18Something different.
22:19Oh.
22:19In Wiltshire...
22:29I got my head under water.
22:31I think I've still got some water.
22:31You didn't put your head under water again.
22:33I warned you not to.
22:34I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't...
22:36Did you rinse it properly?
22:39Giles and his wife, Mary...
22:41Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath.
22:44Because you can't rinse it properly, then.
22:46Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:53You need a personal attendant with you at all times, yelling at you to stop...
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home, nothing.
23:01No, you can't afford a nursing home.
23:03In the nursing home, Matron will look after me.
23:06On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane.
23:12Your life could be a soap.
23:14Like, we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly.
23:20I know, it's just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved.
23:23Yeah.
23:24There's a lot that goes on.
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age, both turning 30 this year?
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:38The what?
23:38On Your Bus.
23:39On whose bus?
23:41On my bus.
23:41On your bus.
23:43Isn't that what it's called?
23:44Omni-bus.
23:44Oh, omni-bus.
23:46What the fuck?
23:46On your bus.
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then.
23:55What's the matter with her?
23:56She's looking shifty.
23:58Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble, so police are after her.
24:02No wonder she's shifty.
24:04Talk to some witnesses, whatever statements you can.
24:06Donnie, the copper, has been trying to track Clare down for ages.
24:11What was he in the fire?
24:13Brookside.
24:15Brookside.
24:16Clare's a fight.
24:17Oh, he spotted her.
24:18Right, Donnie, get on your radio.
24:20Eyes on, eyes on.
24:22I've got it first hand.
24:24The granddaddy's not done with you.
24:25What?
24:26Is she going to get her granddad to knock him out?
24:28Oh, she's threatening him.
24:30Is she clear?
24:30I was going to say, is that a threat?
24:31Yes, it is.
24:32He's been a very naughty boy.
24:35Oh, yeah.
24:35Oh, really?
24:36Oh, no.
24:37Never say that in public.
24:38Why is she talking like that for Jen?
24:40She's got the voice.
24:41And the bad guy.
24:43Yeah.
24:43And he's got in mind a revenge hit.
24:45Oh.
24:46Oh, has Clare got something on Donnie?
24:47She's got something on him.
24:49She's going to blackmail him.
24:50You're aiming straight for your other life.
24:53Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:57Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:02Look at his face.
25:04He's worried.
25:05Oh, dear.
25:06He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well.
25:09My other life.
25:10My other life.
25:11All right.
25:12It's me.
25:15It's all come on top.
25:16It's all come on top.
25:17On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy, don't he?
25:19I need your help.
25:21Now.
25:22Now.
25:22Who is he called there?
25:24What?
25:24Who needs who?
25:25I hate when I talk cryptically.
25:29Who's this?
25:30I hate to tell you and I told you so.
25:33It's Sinbad.
25:35The window cleaner?
25:36Yeah.
25:37Of Brookside.
25:38I warned you 20 years ago.
25:40Nothing good would ever come of this.
25:41Oh.
25:42What's he done 20 years ago?
25:44Dirty dog.
25:45Always comes out in the wash.
25:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:53This is Brookside music, isn't it?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:56Oh, my God.
26:00Yeah.
26:00Yeah.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:04Da, da, da, da, da.
26:06Are you sure about this?
26:10I've got to.
26:11It's hardly changed.
26:12Whoa.
26:14We're on the close.
26:15It's Brookside.
26:16What?
26:17So, what, are they going to merge them both?
26:19Is it going to become like Brolly Oaks or something?
26:23They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio.
26:26There's going to be two women kissing before we know it.
26:32So, who is he now?
26:34Is he Danny of Hollyoaks?
26:35Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:37You've got some explaining to do.
26:40Oh, there she is.
26:42Sheila.
26:43Sheila.
26:44Fucking hell.
26:45This is amazing.
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago.
26:52Mick Johnson.
26:53He's come back from the dead.
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson.
26:59It was only 30 seconds ago.
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson.
27:02Other life padders.
27:03You are not seeing Gemma.
27:06What's this, my daughter, Sheila?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death.
27:12Oh, he faked his own death.
27:13That's what Claire's on the boat.
27:15So, he's faked his own death in Brookside and then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donny.
27:22Thinking that her dad had died in a fire.
27:25He's taking the Mick.
27:27No wonder I bloody faked my own death.
27:29Get a bit of peace and quiet from you, GBH to the A's.
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into.
27:36Do you know, she was in grief therapy.
27:38Oh, hang on.
27:39It's Billy and Barry.
27:41Billy and Barry?
27:42Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:44You're looking really well for the dead man.
27:47Long story, Billy.
27:47I'll bet.
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him.
27:50Billy Corkill?
27:51Yeah.
27:52Well, Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter.
27:55That's the daughter.
27:56Oh, shit.
27:57Here she is.
28:01Oh, God.
28:02Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost.
28:06Oh, well, thank God somebody's actually looking surprised.
28:10I've thought recently of faking my own death.
28:13Oh, no, no.
28:13Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead and then
28:18I could come back after 20 years like him.
28:22Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary.
28:24Exactly.
28:25Admin-wise.
28:26I know.
28:27In Glasgow.
28:31Happy birthday to you.
28:35Happy birthday to you.
28:37Oh, wow.
28:37Thank you so much.
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum.
28:40I know.
28:41I know it was...
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago.
28:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:46Shop ran out.
28:47Shop ran out.
28:48Thanks very much.
28:49It's all good.
28:50Oh, God.
28:51Go on.
28:52Yeah, your lungs got the capacity.
28:54They do, thankfully.
28:56Good.
28:56Oh, that's amazing.
28:57You were away for a couple of days.
28:59It feels like it's my Ford birthday cake.
29:01Is it?
29:01Yeah.
29:02Great.
29:02Well, we'll take this away then, shall we?
29:04On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One.
29:11If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragon's Den.
29:13That sounds a bit like me when I asked you for money, to be honest.
29:17Nah.
29:18Dad's like, I want a return on my investment.
29:20Why do you need so much?
29:23Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that.
29:25Dad can have 20 quid.
29:26Dad wants a whole business plan.
29:28No, it's not that bad.
29:29Just give me the 20 quid.
29:31It's not that bad.
29:34You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons.
29:38They don't scare me.
29:39I'm not scared of them.
29:40You're not scared of anything, are you, really?
29:41I love Debra Meaden, to be fair.
29:43Yeah, I like Debra.
29:44I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with.
29:46You know, get her sloshed.
29:48I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:50She would if she was fucking with me.
29:53I'm Andrew.
29:54I'm 39 years old.
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh, what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a T-shirt that was shiny, but it's his body.
30:01Yo, yo, yo, Dragons, I want you all to make some noise.
30:08Oh, no.
30:09No, don't make noise.
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off straight up.
30:14CHEERING
30:14Oh, look, they do it.
30:17This is incredible.
30:18Fuck's sake.
30:19My name is Man Like DeReece.
30:22Can we call you Man for short?
30:24I'm in, take my money.
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling, and I am the champion.
30:29Of who?
30:30North Wrestling?
30:31What's that even?
30:32I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him.
30:35Mm.
30:36Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me, but just to see what it was like.
30:40CHEERING
30:40Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December, but I'll take it.
30:44Absolutely.
30:45And I'm here to offer.
30:49Oh.
30:50Offer?
30:50Oh, look, what's going on?
30:51Something going on, you sure?
30:53Yeah.
30:54Who the hell's this now?
30:56Oh.
30:57Oh, my God.
30:58Not another wrestler.
30:59Ha, ha, ha.
31:00No.
31:01Are they about to wrestle?
31:03Oh, my God, please wrestle.
31:04I'm all in.
31:07I'm Rory Coyle, and I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling,
31:11that North Wrestling Championship.
31:13This is a pitch, this is.
31:15What do you think he's trying to pitch here, Simon?
31:17I've got no idea.
31:18I don't mind.
31:18I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling.
31:21So what do you say on Dragons, Dan?
31:24Let's go.
31:25Powerbombing.
31:26Yeah, come on!
31:28Make it look real, though, do you know what I mean?
31:29All right, let's go.
31:31Ah!
31:31Oh!
31:32Oh!
31:32Oh!
31:33Yeah.
31:37Ha!
31:38Ooh!
31:38Ooh.
31:39Ooh.
31:39What, they're selling medical insurance?
31:42Friggin' hell.
31:43Did you do that on purpose, or was it an accident?
31:45I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling.
31:47How are we going to drill down into the numbers after that?
31:49Yes, I do not, though.
31:50Yeah.
31:51I'm Andrew.
31:52I'm the owner of North Wrestling.
31:54I thought of doing this, you know, starting a wrestling business.
31:57I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment.
31:59That's not a lot.
32:00For 25% of my business.
32:02£60,000 for 25%, that's not bad, is it?
32:05How much is that?
32:06The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show.
32:09I mean, some people must like it.
32:11Do you know what?
32:12It was very, very popular.
32:14When it was Saturday and wrestling was on,
32:16our next-door neighbour, Mrs Higginbottom,
32:19God rest her soul, because it was years ago,
32:22all you could hear was her screaming and shouting.
32:24Old ladies love it.
32:26I might be wrong, but I think I might be the only dragon
32:30who's actually ever put on wrestling matches.
32:32Ooh!
32:33Interesting fact about Deborah.
32:35She was a wrestler, wasn't she?
32:37Was she?
32:38Mad Lady Meaden, I think her name was.
32:41So, in my holiday parks...
32:43Pick that up.
32:44..we used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:47for many, many years.
32:50What happened?
32:51And?
32:51But they slowly dwindled.
32:53Oh.
32:53Right.
32:54Brace yourself for these words.
32:56This is old-fashioned.
32:57Yeah.
32:57See, that's what I think.
32:58Yeah, but it's not.
32:59Now it's coming back, Lee.
33:00It's not.
33:01It is.
33:01It's massive.
33:02Listen to Deborah.
33:04What's she not?
33:05She's a multimillionaire-ess.
33:07It's a business of passion and love and community,
33:12but it's not an investment for me.
33:15Oh, this is...
33:16I've never been so disappointed at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den.
33:21He would be better off swapping the wrestlers out for strippers.
33:26Male strippers sell those tickets.
33:30Isn't it?
33:31Do you know any wrestling moves?
33:33No.
33:34I don't.
33:34Who's got it?
33:35Oh...
33:35One, two, three...
33:40...four...
33:42Oh!
33:45Are you in?
33:52in leeds look at my autumn basket and my autumn wreath which i made really i thought it looked
34:11not b&m bargains sisters ellie and izzy are you not impressed i can't believe you said it looks
34:18like it's from b&m bargains because alouise came around on saturday and i was saying to her oh what
34:23do you think of our wreath she went oh i absolutely love it it looks like that you've paid at least
34:2715 pounds for that and i thought 15 quid cost you more than my material
34:32in derby he's really pairing he's really pairing he doesn't bite me as much as he used to dad
34:42he doesn't actually no he's not a biter anymore i think he's gotten used to he's always been the
34:47swiper it's tashi who's the biter the siddiquis the best thing is when you do that underneath
34:52the chin dad wants you to get bit you said that on purpose look at him do it in a way that you mean
34:59it not yeah do it in a way that you're gonna get bit look he's chomping at the bit seriously
35:05because sometimes i do it if i did he got me there he drew blood and he's leaving
35:14on friday a prince falling on his sword made the headlines on the bbc
35:20it's not that old man groaning you're doing it what do you think you want to do it do you think
35:29the news will work if a woman does it after years of scrutiny and further revelations in recent months
35:35oh there he is what's he done now prince andrew has given up his royal titles and will no longer
35:42be called duke of york that's it andrew just give them all up before they take them off yeah
35:47make yourself look a bit better is that it you can't call me duke anymore it's just andrew now
35:53that virginia jew phrase book's coming out in a couple of days
35:57so it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published it's almost like
36:03there's an iceberg no it'll just be coincidence patterns you reckon yeah the king's younger brother
36:09said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him
36:13were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family he is a distraction
36:18so he's still a prince he is still a prince it's his dukedom that he's given up and his membership
36:24of the garter that he's given up i don't even know what the fucking garter is well he ain't member of it
36:29anymore prince andrew who retains the title prince stopped being a working royal more than five years
36:36ago he'll still be prince andrew because his mother was queen i can't take prince away because he was
36:41born a prince i gotta change the law to do yeah the royal family member formerly known as prince
36:47that'll come despite his status as a non-working royal at times he took a prominent position
36:56fuck off look charlie's like listen breda go over there go over there ruby don't talk to me yeah
37:04alongside the king and prince of wales did the king just say to him i think that's your car you're in
37:09the wrong place you need to be a bit further up there as far as you can get who at times looked
37:15distinctly uncomfortable in the presence of his uncle you don't want that guy near you will he was
37:20looking everywhere but at his uncle yeah he's kept a bit of distance there aren't he in a statement
37:25from the prince he said in discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family god you know
37:31you just dread a family meeting in this family you know something called a family meeting you'd be
37:34like oh what now jesus i have decided he's decided nothing as i always have to put my duty to my
37:43family and country first oh how noble to put my duty to my family and country first if that was the
37:50case it would have severed all ties with epstein as i have said previously i vigorously deny the
37:57accusations against me it's not looking good though is it pal prince andrew will no longer use the
38:03title duke of york oh i remember this day it was given to him on his wedding day by his mother queen
38:10elizabeth i think he was her favorite son well it doesn't matter whether he was or not the point is
38:17he was a chump technically he has not been stripped of the dukedom it's become inactive
38:23let's fuck all the technicalities off he ain't the duke anymore and his ex-wife will no longer use
38:29the title duchess of york she will now just be known as sarah ferguson oh i bet she's filming
38:34fergie she's lost everything good off well she's just bad also lying dormant will be his membership
38:41of the order of the garter oh i bet he likes the garter randy don't he an ancient order of chivalry
38:47chivalry that's a fucking laugh chivalry losing the titles and honors now i get uncomfortable
38:55when he's on screen you know i don't want to see his face ever again is a response to a continued
39:02drip feed of allegations around the prince's relationship with convicted sex offender
39:07jeffrey epstein you lay down with dogs you catch fleas you do this will live with him for the rest of
39:13his life now and right and so his bbc newsnight interview in 2019 this was the disaster beyond a
39:20disaster as he was questioned about his relationship with virginia dufray they say pictures don't lie
39:26pictures speak a thousand words this young girl's dead now ain't she yeah tonight's announcement is a
39:31further punishment for him he will have been under intense pressure from the king and the wider royal
39:37family it won't be going to sundry home for his christmas dinner oh no he'll be having christmas
39:41we're fucking pewien you watch oh my god i can imagine him in the jungle this time next year
39:48oh no so embarrassing with fergie and strictly the year after oh
39:56in manchester looked on me and viral bell and viral bell yeah what happened in here because
40:06there's no spirits in here but when you get on a ghost run and a ghost goes near it it pings
40:13live alone like a ghost rings for attention yeah you can say if there's any spirits around can you ring
40:20the bell please oh you brought that in here for to show you yeah no what's what if a ghost goes and
40:28rings it now there isn't any ghosts in here well they've not rang yet have they but there might be
40:32one coming through turn it off get out you don't bring go oh fucking hell oh my god get out get out
40:41get out on thursday night famous faces were finding things freaky on discovery plus
40:47you're ready to have the willies put up you pedro am i i like watching this wheel because i know you're
40:52by yourself tonight oh don't be wrong
40:59suzan shaw from here you see celebrities are no different from the rest of us are they
41:04i mean they get haunted too what i would do to be part of their team genuinely just be like oh my
41:09god i feel a presence no you'd do the most you'd actually do the most yeah you do act like you got
41:15possessed on the spot the team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse you can see
41:22the hearsay money's been spent well for 10 months it's been the home of singer and actor suzanne shaw
41:28so don't look like she's been spooked already yeah she looks terrified lotsa i know i've always
41:35been really spiritual as a little girl i would see people sat at the end of my bed oh i've had that
41:40i know i haven't seen them i haven't seen them i felt them oh we know i would feel people's presence
41:46beside me i'd always see people over my shoulder oh i do and then it turns out it's like a cult or
41:53george yeah oh george wherever i go whatever house i've lived in i feel something ah she is
42:01haunted it sounds to me as if she's got an attachment because suzanne's emotions are constantly being
42:07affected we're concerned she could have an attachment what did i say what did i say i said straight away
42:16she has an attachment so something might be occupying her this experiment is one that's going to allow
42:22ian to try and tap into your subconscious all right here we go barry guy's my favorite you know just
42:28because he's got all the tech he's got all the gear and a little bit of an idea these are some goggles
42:34no way do you think he made it himself they look homemade look at them they emit a red light that's
42:41going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind right you know what's going to put me into fits of
42:47giggles in front of you is a doorway look at this so what he's doing now is he's taking her back to
43:01when she was younger to see if they can find when the attachment started tell me what you see tell me
43:08what you see fuck all you've got these goggles on me i'm in my bedroom from childhood how old are you
43:18four oh she's far and the bogeyman's there the bogeyman the bogeyman yeah that's what she said
43:26what does he want with you doesn't want anyone else to have me oh i belong to him he wants my soul
43:39darkness descends and suzanne leaves us for the night
43:45okay why is she so dramatic about it ain't the bogeyman gonna follow her
43:49is there a ting in it he's gonna go with her yeah i want to talk to whoever makes this place feel
43:57so heavy oh oh they said fuck off to her that's a feasty ghost man you're telling me to fuck off
44:07well i'd have to tell him to fuck off as well do you know the other week on my spirit box call me a
44:14flop fucking hell honestly we're back on the landing and this time we're using necrophonic
44:20necrophonics very hilarious i want to know who told me to piss off and i said devil no you sure about
44:28no barry don't laugh at barry did it that actually just said devil they've pissed the devil off no
44:38did you come with suzanne or are you from the land
44:44what do you say what war it leave you're gonna leave
44:50fuck off
44:51it's a fuck off to you to you
44:54are they just talking to alexa i think they are you know is alexa just really pissed off
45:01ah this is the problem we left alexia in evil mode didn't we let's click her back into nice mode
45:06suzanne returns and through exorcism prayer oh i'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:17you're going to do an exorcism yeah of suzanne from hearsay hello be thy name thy kingdom come
45:24thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven what's she doing what what's she going like that for
45:29we ask of you dear god to come down it's starting to budge now it's starting to go to give us love
45:37oh it's a brick man what the
45:40in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit she's crying i tell you what she's
45:46earning her money in the name of jesus christ our lord oh is he out brilliant brilliant actually
45:57that was the beginning one of their songs wasn't it probably i've often said that you need an exorcism
46:02but i would go to somebody i think more i if once you can have a harley street exorcism rather
46:08than those people i would prefer to go private natty national health might botch it
46:18two titans of channel 4 drama collide in cheshire brookside meets holly oaks at 30 stream and
46:23celebrate timeless moments right now shrill screeches aren't reserved for mercedes mcqueen either you know
46:29intergenerational travelers in japan scramble for big cash in competition worlds apart streaming now too
46:35next tonight richard aiawari's on his last leg live
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