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00:00E.Fontaine, ladies and gentlemen, the voice of the ship.
00:09Big Christmas smiles, everyone. Ho, ho, ho.
00:13One on our own?
00:14Oh, yeah.
00:14Just you and the talent.
00:15That would be amazing.
00:16We all need some stardust, my darling.
00:18Oh, that one's perfect, Donna.
00:20She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:23I've been a fan since I was nine years old.
00:25That's going back a bit.
00:27She was probably the headline act on The Ark.
00:30Thank you so much.
00:37Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:39Primary, biliary, cholangitis. I know, it's a mouthful.
00:43Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:45Why?
00:45Everyone's been so kind.
00:47Crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin.
00:50Dinner at the captain's table and front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
00:56We really ought to be...
00:58Yes.
00:58Can I?
01:00A group hug.
01:01Oh.
01:03Right.
01:06Hey.
01:07You do look exhausted.
01:08A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
01:10Honestly, Bernie.
01:11Stop fussing.
01:12You still haven't taken your pills?
01:14Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:19I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:22I'll catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:26You will.
01:26Bye.
01:27See you later.
01:27Colin.
01:27A word.
01:29Eve.
01:30Eve.
01:31The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies.
01:34I specifically requested no lilies.
01:36All right.
01:37Well, I must have missed that on the rider.
01:39I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:40Yeah.
01:40And I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's sound check.
01:43Already booked in with Roshira.
01:45And no more famines.
01:46These cruise ship plebs will be the death of me.
01:50Do you know, she carries on like this.
01:51I swear she's going overboard.
01:53Let's wait until Christmas is over, shall we?
01:55Bring back Jack Grayling.
01:57All this forgiven.
02:03I'm going on an adventure and I got a feeling the sun's gonna shine.
02:10The sun's gonna shine.
02:12I'm in love with the ocean and I can't see you.
02:15I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
02:17Tonight, I'm sailing tonight.
02:19It's because of you.
02:23And I'm always a member.
02:27I'm going on an adventure and you are my mom.
02:35I'm going on an adventure and you are my mom.
02:38I'm going on an adventure and you are my mom.
02:47We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
02:53You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
02:57Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
03:03Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year.
03:10Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
03:14Well, maybe that's for the best.
03:17There is an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
03:22Where both do a little shore leave.
03:25Could go together.
03:27I still have the locks to complete.
03:30Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
03:37Feliz Navidad, amigos! This is Colin, your cruise director, informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
03:45Perfect for some last minute festive shopping.
03:49So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver, because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
03:54Would we like to have four more guests in today's shopping mall deal at 25% discount on...
04:01That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
04:05Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun week.
04:07Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment, we set up a crowdfunding appeal for stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
04:14Bernie's always been there for me. Every step of the way.
04:17Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
04:19Yeah.
04:21How'd you melt? Fill that one up with ya?
04:24Whatever these ladies want.
04:26We're fine.
04:27I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
04:29It's been all over her since the start of the cruise.
04:33Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa then?
04:35Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
04:38You hardly gonna pull wearing that.
04:40I'm young, free and single.
04:41Mine doesn't like this apart, has it?
04:43None.
04:44I've got you a little Christmas present.
04:46You'd love to do that.
04:47That's right.
04:49Hold that with ya.
04:51Let's see what he looks like on you, shall we?
05:03It's lovely.
05:05Beautiful.
05:06Listen, um, the lads are gonna go into town later for a few drinks, but I mean, I could swerve it.
05:09I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
05:12She's busy today.
05:14The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
05:16Er, Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
05:19All right, well.
05:21Change your mind.
05:27All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
05:30After everything I've been through.
05:32My money just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
05:35I'm just looking out for ya.
05:37You'll be late for the tour.
05:38Donna.
05:39Sorry.
05:42The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
06:04She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
06:11Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
06:13I said a prayer for you this morning.
06:24Miracles don't happen to people like me.
06:27You gotta have faith, Don.
06:29All right, all right.
06:31What happened to the pub crawl?
06:32There's no lads of coke about me.
06:33I thought you could do with some moral support anyway.
06:35I thought you could do with some moral support anyway.
06:36Domini miserere nobis.
06:37Christi miserere nobis.
06:38Domini miserere nobis.
06:39Christi miserere nobis.
06:40Christi.
06:41Aude nos.
06:42Ave, ave, ave Maria.
06:43It's been a while since we spent any time together.
06:44Well, there's no reason we can't still be friends.
06:45As we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer, I would like to invite the sick and
06:57indisposed to step forward for a blessing to the Lord.
07:02At the shrine of our Lady.
07:03Mater Christi, ora pronomis.
07:04Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
07:05Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
07:06Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
07:07In prayer, I would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward for a blessing
07:14at the shrine of our Lady.
07:20Mater Christi, ora pronomis.
07:25Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
07:30Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
07:37Santa Maria, ruega por nosotros.
07:40Santa Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros.
07:45Thank you, Father.
07:48It was lovely.
07:49It was a beautiful service.
07:51Perhaps a small donation for the outkeep of the church.
07:56Yes.
07:57When are you going to realize she isn't interested?
07:59Don't tell you that, did she?
08:00I know a chancer when I see you.
08:02Let's get it right.
08:03Don't set herself up with decent of your fellas.
08:05Put your nose right out of track.
08:06You really think she'd settle for a loser like you?
08:09She's out of your league, Jason.
08:12Is everything all right?
08:13Doctors think she's going to need a transplant.
08:15Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles.
08:19You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
08:22Thought not.
08:24Idiot.
08:26You all right?
08:27Yeah.
08:29Frankie!
08:30You haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you?
08:35Robes, sandals.
08:36I know what they look like, Colin.
08:38Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem.
08:40All the kids are high on sugar.
08:41You wanted to see me?
08:42Oh, yeah.
08:43I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list.
08:46There's been a couple of festive additions.
08:47I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin.
08:49It's highly unprofessional.
08:50Eve!
08:51There you are.
08:52Richard!
08:53I was just checking that you're still on for lunch.
08:55Un chicanito, where the paella is to die for.
08:58Well, she'll be busy rehearsing.
09:00Lunch would be perfect if you're sure you can spare the time.
09:02Five-hour shore leave and the pleasure of your delightful company.
09:06You spoil me.
09:07You know that.
09:08I know.
09:09Shall we?
09:10Let's remember who's top of the billet.
09:13Not a word.
09:15You can't be ashamed.
09:16You can't be ashamed.
09:17No.
09:18I just wanted to sail the ship.
09:20It was very usual.
09:25You okay?
09:26Just needed to sit down.
09:28Must have been overdoing things.
09:30All right.
09:31Well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
09:33Um, I'm fine.
09:34I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right.
09:37But we'd better get a move on or we'll miss this bus.
09:40Where's Bernie?
09:41She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel.
09:46Well, I can wait with Donna.
09:49All right.
09:50Well, um, we'll see if we can find her, yeah?
09:53You all right, darling?
09:55Yeah.
09:56Sure?
09:57Yeah.
10:11Okay, so am I of good?
10:12Why are you?
10:13Why don't you...
10:14Who is there?
10:15Who is there?
10:16Who is there?
10:17No, no, no, no.
10:25Excuse me!
10:27Wait!
10:29Kate!
10:32Oh, my God.
10:34Why'd Lavery de ellos?
10:41I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body, she was running off towards the Abbey.
10:57The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
11:02Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
11:05Tomasina has taken a vow of silence. No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her.
11:11Tomasina? The child that saw the visions?
11:14The Abbey has offered her sanctuary, a life devoted to the service of Christ.
11:21I've given the police a statement, they know how to find us.
11:25Did this woman have any family on the boat?
11:28She was travelling with her best friend, yeah.
11:30Then please, pass on my sincere condolences.
11:35I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, bearing in mind your condition.
11:47I'm feeling much better already.
11:49We've had one hell of a shock.
11:51We are going to run a few tests, just to be on the safe side.
11:55Hm?
11:56I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
12:02Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
12:05Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
12:08Well, she might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but...
12:11Bernie had a good heart.
12:13Perhaps this isn't the time.
12:15Yeah, sure. I should get back to work. Thank you.
12:18Oh, I don't want to say anything.
12:21I'd rather be on my own.
12:28She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
12:31It doesn't make any sense.
12:33There's always a motive for murder.
12:35You just need to look for it.
12:36That's what Jack always said.
12:38Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
12:42Uh...
12:44What if I told you I knew where to find him?
12:49He's here.
12:50So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
12:54It's Jack's home with the secrecy.
12:56Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it?
12:58Running away is per usual.
13:00Here.
13:02Are you sure this is the right place?
13:06I'd recognize that place anywhere.
13:08Come on.
13:12And then I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
13:19It's because of you
13:23And I'll always remember
13:29I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
13:35Thank you so much, everybody.
13:37Happy Christmas.
13:38Happy Christmas.
13:39Happy Christmas.
13:40Jamil!
13:43Jack!
13:44Mate, I have missed you so much.
13:46What about me, Jack?
13:54Did you miss me?
13:55Okay.
13:56I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
14:09Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
14:12Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet, Kate.
14:14Look, will you both put a sock in it?
14:15A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
14:16We need your help to solve it.
14:17Oh, so that's why the pair of you were here.
14:18Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
14:19Okay, look, let's take a second, yes?
14:20We can fill you in on what we know.
14:22The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
14:23She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning.
14:25They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Dominica.
14:26Piers and I were there when we found the body.
14:27With Piers?
14:28Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
14:29Any suspects?
14:44One of the nuns from the convent.
14:49I saw her running from the young people who wanted us to complain about.
14:57i saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder you're seriously suggesting
15:02a nun might have killed her right i know it sounds far-fetched but we need to rule her own
15:09we yes first thing tomorrow we go to the village and see she'll talk to us
15:16all right fine but this is strictly business
15:46so
16:16this is colin your cruise director aka santa's little helper and what attack christmas he's
16:21docking we've got lined up for you today oh what jason doesn't see himself today
16:29well that might be something to do with the argument he had with bernie
16:33you think he might have taken out the competition i don't know look why don't you speak to some of
16:38his friends today see what you can find out yeah yeah good luck with jack today
16:46at the convent i mean yeah
16:54so an update from sunny arizona and the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked
17:03graph failure right now i feel angry scared disappointed
17:11but we keep going
17:16with the faith
17:17i wasn't sure you'd come well there's still a murder to solve well just as long as you don't go
17:26hit me again
17:27i've been reading up on bernie's best friend donna that treatment she's been having in arizona
17:36must have cost a fair bit well i think she raised all the money on crowdfunding
17:39look you've got every right to be mad at me it was six months jack not a word you didn't even reply to my messages
17:52let me explain
17:57i think we should get to the convent
17:59i think we should get to the convent
18:09i think we should get to the convent
18:11i think we should get to the convent
18:14i think we should get to the convent
18:16i think we should get to the convent
18:18and i think we should get to the convent
18:20no
18:28great any more bright ideas
18:35i just wanted to apologize i was out of order what i said to bernie yesterday
18:39i can't do this right now jason
18:41no i didn't mean what i said
18:43you can't talk to people like that
18:45let me make it up to you no strings attached you can't be on your own for christmas especially after
18:49everything that's happened
18:51well i could do with a date for the show tonight
18:56i didn't think you'd still be going
18:57well you've promised to dedicate a song to bernie
19:02right well i'll knock you around seven
19:19okay when i left the ship i lost everything
19:31the job i loved
19:34the girl i fell for
19:36we could have made it work jack
19:38people do
19:38i know but i couldn't just sit around and count down the days till i saw you next
19:43and watch your sail off again it would have broken me
19:45it would have made it work
19:48jack
20:00they warned me not to talk to you
20:01so much for the foul silence
20:03the woman that was killed yesterday her name was bernadette
20:06i don't know anything about that
20:08then why did you run when i saw you in the cloister
20:12i wanted to watch the mass of supplication
20:16i'm not supposed to leave the convent
20:21they keep me locked up here
20:23ever since the apparition a martyr for christ
20:28did you see anybody else in the cloister
20:30for this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out for
20:32for many for the poor goodness of sins
20:44this child belongs to christ now
20:54tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will
20:57nonsense she can leave at any time
21:00you gave instructions to restrain her
21:02recently she has become volatile the pressure of her newfound elevation
21:09but the convent is the safest place for her
21:13locked up out of harm's way
21:16i have taken on the role of her protector
21:20these visions that tomasina claims to have seen
21:23you must have had your doubts
21:26the pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle and his holiness is infallible
21:36where were you at the time of the murder if you don't mind me asking father
21:40this robin is sacristy
21:45i have an imminent meeting at the ayuntamiento
21:48in view of recent unfortunate events
21:52i'm sure you can find your own way out
22:06tomasina's miracle her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village
22:12they claimed she was subject to religious delusions
22:17she spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder
22:21does it make her a killer no i know that
22:27rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor
22:30for services to the church these visions were exposed as a scam
22:35he'd have an awful lot to lose yeah
22:38still doesn't explain why bernie was murdered though
22:42maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide
22:50jamil
22:52so how's it going with kate
22:55yeah she's here with me now on speakerphone
22:58hi yes uh so uh i have spoken to the lads and i and i thought you both might want to update on jason
23:10the passenger that had an argument with bernie
23:13oh yes well he's very much married but estranged from his wife
23:18he's behind with his maintenance payments his window cleaning business went bust during covid and
23:23he is up to his eyeballs in debt okay well thank you very much for the update and we'll check in with you later
23:30yes okay bye guys bye
23:34how much money has donna's charity raised they're giving for wishes page yes
23:43way over a hundred grand in donations
23:46maybe jason was after more than a christmas fling
23:52well there's only one way to find out
23:54oh no i am not stepping foot on that ship jack you never even said goodbye marlo didn't even give me
24:00a choice and if you seriously think you don't let me back on board not in a million years
24:06with all due respect captain if jack can help us solve this it would literally only mean a few
24:10hours on board it was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place we should
24:15leave this to the spanish police i knew this was a bad idea look donna branning has half a million
24:22followers on social media when they find out that her best friend was murdered on a crowdfunded christmas
24:28cruise i think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible and how will they
24:34feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board thank you mr de vrais i am aware of the
24:39ramifications look jack was dismissed as a member of the crew there's nothing to stop him embarking as
24:44a passenger look as soon as the ship sails i'm gone
24:47we sail at eight o'clock sharp which only leaves you five hours to find bernie campbell's killer
25:02the captain's asked me to look into bernie's murder jack used to be a police officer
25:07well i'm not sure there's anything else i can tell you how long have you known jason agnew
25:12a couple of weeks we met at the start of the cruise oh well he's a fast mover then well he was
25:21already following me on social media i feel like i've known him forever i got the feeling that you and
25:27jason were at odds yesterday but bernie had warned him off she could get a bit jealous sometimes did he
25:36ever ask you about the crowdfunding money well he was worried that bernie might try and take advantage
25:42but i told him she'd never do that jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday
25:49you any idea where he went well he was angry at bernie said she'd humiliated him i tried to calm him down
25:57but he wouldn't listen stormed off into the village
26:11bit of me time away from the kids these christmas cruises can take it out of you
26:16sorry don are you yep sorry i'm jack grayling i just came aboard the kids are at home with their
26:22mum for christmas oh when were you planning on telling donna just because i haven't told donna
26:27about my ex-missus i mean my marriage has been done for months and you needed to keep the maintenance
26:31payments up the money that donna raised for her treatment that must have been quite an attractive
26:36proposition what are you trying to say that i'm using donna as some sort of meal ticket well bernie
26:42had you down as a bit of a chancer maybe she had every right to be concerned and what's that supposed to
26:47mean you weren't with donna yesterday when we found her you want to tell us where you were well i
26:54went for a walk to clear my head did you walk anywhere near the ignatius chapel no look i've made some
27:03really big mistakes in my life all right lost my business my wife my kids i'm telling you anyway you
27:11won't understand you'd be surprised look i like donna okay i want to do right by her but with bernie
27:20out of the picture bernie warned me off i walked away that's the last time i saw her all right
27:30well no stop stop dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore well it's a christmas eve concert which
27:38is why frosty the snowman will be sending them home i know my audience calling yes and it's my job
27:44to keep them happy with that tired old shtick you call a warmer pack do me a favor just because you've
27:49got your claws into marlowe the captain recognizes tallow when he sees it he's the only one who doesn't
27:58think you passed it you do know i was offered the blackpool grant oh come off it eve it was this or it
28:03was panto in huddersfield the wicked queen well it takes one to know one colin so why don't you
28:09stick to your christmas karaoke leave the real entertainment to the pros pros you're a washed
28:16up two-bit cabaret act when you're ready to apologize i shall be in my dressing room
28:23come in how's my favorite cruise ship doctor check
28:39jamil told me you're back a little query we need help with
28:44what can you tell us about chlorpromazine
28:46uh it's prescribed as an antipsychotic works by suppressing the dopamine levels
28:54you said thomasina had been treated for a bipolar disorder yeah i'm not sure where all of this is
29:00going jack well she told us that she couldn't remember anything well clearly she was lying memory
29:05wipeout a common symptom of a psychotic episode we need to get back to the village thank you thank you
29:16i thought you might like some herbal tea good for calming the constitution
29:33why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me jamil
29:38no i'm sure that's not true
29:40you know what they say about cruise ships you're either on your way up or you're on your way down
29:51two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear
29:59i watched you out from the back of the theater
30:00and you must know my voice is shot the doctor found some nodules
30:10he's recommended surgery i've been trying to hide it for weeks now i'm so sorry to hear that
30:18i'm planning on jumping ship did you tell colin about this he's been out to undermine me since i
30:24started this gig no i'm sure if you talk to him you both can call a truce it's a bit late for that love
30:36show's over
30:39you never told us that thomasina was sectioned as a child
30:43it was none of your concern the miracle she witnessed an episode brought on by her schizophrenia
30:50the secret the church has tried to cover up and if it ever came to light that you were parted to a
30:55hoax
30:57schizofrenia is a terrible affliction a troubled soul possessed by demons
31:06i was telling you the truth when i told you that i was trying to protect her then tell us what really
31:13happened
31:13i found her in the chapel
31:24her eyes were focused on a vision one that she alone will see
31:31tomasina i should never have reached out to her
31:35i followed her outside and saw her running away towards the convent
31:48so in her confused mental state
31:51tomasina attacked bernie
31:54but tomasina had never been violent
31:57even when she's lost to us
32:02so why have you been lying to us
32:07she came to me that evening
32:11to offer up a confession
32:15i swear before christ she was already dead when i found her
32:18she was lying in the cloister bleeding from a wound to her head crucifix on the ground beside her
32:29it was then i saw the necklace i picked it up i don't know why i
32:36knelt down beside her there was blood everywhere
32:40i'm not sure how i got back to my room but when i came to i was sitting on the bed
32:49and this was in my pocket
32:53i found it lying on the ground beside the body
33:04so either the necklace was bernie's someone ripped it off in a struggle
33:07or the killer was a woman which rills out jason agnew
33:11jack jack just give us a minute there's something you need to know
33:16what is it but did you find this it was left behind at the murder scene
33:25i think i know who killed bernie
33:37i think that's what i'm talking about
33:41donna posted this video blog two months ago
33:46so they've called me in for my pre-op tests
33:51let's hope i get through this one without any complications
33:56the placement of the ng nose tube is too far in
34:00no medical professional would have inserted it that way
34:02when i checked donna over yesterday she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests so i did a
34:11better investigating of my own her blood test results came back this afternoon
34:17the numbers made surprising reading no indicators of any disease
34:21i looked up her condition people with bpc don't just get better
34:26spontaneous remission there have been some recorded cases but it's unlikely
34:32no she was never ill at all i still need some more tests just to be sure but we should be
34:42celebrating it's like a christmas miracle well champagne on the house thank you
34:47well this might not be the right timing but um i just wonder when we get back if you uh
34:54might want to make a go of things i'd like that jason really i would
35:01well bernie was right keep it safe
35:07shame she's not here to enjoy the moment after everything she's done for you i'm sure all your
35:12crowd funders will be keen to hear an update after all that money you've scammed out of them
35:18sorry you've you've lost me the evidence that ties you to bernie's murder we just couldn't figure
35:26out why then dr tan filled me in on those blood test results and things started to make more sense
35:34i called that clinic in arizona they had no record of you ever being a patient there
35:38lola you lied about everything
35:46i swear i was ill i really thought it was something serious and my gp referred me to a
35:53specialist uh bernie being bernie she said she'd come with me like any good friend would
36:01they gave me the all clear and when i saw her waiting outside i i told her they were starting me
36:07on a course of treatments why did you lie donna it made me feel special hang on a minute you made
36:15all this up for a bit of attention and those lies just got bigger didn't they your blog your podcast
36:21your followers online how could i tell them the truth those hospital visits must have taken some
36:27plenty there's a meds room at work it it's easy to buy all that stuff online and bernie didn't suspect a
36:33thing she wanted to believe it as much as i did what did you say to jason what it's the first guy
36:42who's showing any interest but suddenly i'm in the way you smother me bernie because your own life is
36:48sad and empty i've spent the past six months looking after you and this is the thanks i get
36:54all those trips to the hospital the late night phone calls i made it all up the diagnosis the illness
37:04it's all lies this is fraud donna we could both go to prison
37:13those people that we've lied to which is why we keep this between us
37:17no one else needs to know then you say that my life is empty you think you can just walk away
37:27yeah i do because we are done this is done you'd be nothing without me you know that
37:36by the time i'm finished everyone is gonna know what you've done
37:48i couldn't let her ruin everything surely you can see that we can wait for the police in your cabin
37:54okay so i might have said a few things in the heat of the moment washed up two-bit cabaret act
38:14well i'm sure we can get past it does that mean i get an apology
38:18this ship isn't big enough for the both of us calling well you're looking at a blatant breacher
38:26contract then sue me twinkle toes
38:32oh i was hoping to catch jack he's gone back to his bar said he had a show to do
38:51but it's not long until the ship sails yeah and i still have these manifests to complete
39:02the ship we're supposed to be together more than any two people i know that's an admirable sentiment
39:10jamil but jack's quite right the ship will survive without him
39:17we are missing our headline singer
39:22go and get him
39:32that day you left the ship i could have come with you
39:44give up the dream of your own command i never would have asked us to do that cake
39:49you think you've got me all figured out don't you i know you better than anyone
39:55look our headline act for tonight has gone awol colin is in the middle of a breakdown and we
40:01don't have a singer for tonight's christmas show then you thought i might fit the bill
40:06piers has already cleared it with marlo not that he had much of a choice
40:11and what about you kate
40:15do you forgive me well that depends
40:20and what it depends on if you're planning on sticking around
40:25there's no more second chances jack
40:34the ship sails in less than an hour
40:36what makes you think i'll be on it
40:48because i'm not leaving without you
40:50oh good evening ladies and gentlemen there are only four hours till christmas are we all excited
41:05good good well listen i hate to be the christmas grinch but unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances
41:11eve fontaine will not be performing for us tonight
41:16i know but fear not because we have got a starter and replacement for you back where he belongs he's
41:22the voice of the ship ladies and gentlemen give it up for the one the only mr jack grayling
41:38we have got to go away don't think i could take the pain won't you stay another day
41:57oh don't leave me alone like this
42:00don't you say it's don't you say it's the final kiss won't you stay another day
42:12don't you know we've come too far now just to go and try to throw it all away
42:23i thought i heard you say you love me and that your love was gonna be here to stay
42:42stay now baby if you've got to go away don't think i could take the pain won't you stay enough
42:53i thought i might find you here just counting down the minutes to christmas day
43:23it's good to have you home it's good to be home
43:32good times we had return to
43:35haunt me though it's for you all that i do seems to be wrong
43:43stay now
43:44stay now baby if you've got to go away don't think i could take the pain won't you stay another day
43:59stay now
44:03oh don't leave me alone like this don't you say it's the final kiss won't you stay another day
44:14stay another day
44:21stay another day
44:22stay another day
44:27Oh
44:51The games are fucked you know
44:53We just need to narrow it down who had a motive their alibi is a sham
45:03Fancy playing detectives now you're talking
45:14I said stop the next mistake it could end into the passengers
45:23Can't you two go anywhere without someone getting murdered?
45:34If you or someone you know has been affected by any of the issues raised in this program
45:40Please go to channel5.com slash helplines for information and support
45:45Let's see jack and kate tackle new cases in most stunning destinations in a new series of the good shit murder starting tuesday the 6th of january
45:54Next tonight there's something about mary
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