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00:00We have some pants you've got I've got older pants older than you I mean that's attractive
00:05those are no taking pants out these are a no they look wider they are huge and they are at
00:13the top did I have a very big ass then must have done I mean these oh what's happened to those
00:19oh that's a no that must have been an accident then of some sort
00:23whoops happy days oh Daniela I like this he's gone and done and did it I don't trust him because
00:34he's teetotal oh no no cryptic that in a convoluted that oh no no what a waste of a muffin
00:42oh it's not much evidence of man boob is there it's half day to be a fish oh oh he's a badger
00:58yes he's a badger oh man he's got one in and one out it's the kind of trash I endure was that good
01:04for you as it was for me in the week we bid a fun farewell to naughty novelist Dame Julie Cooper
01:11we enjoyed lots of great telly more people were matching through a wall on Netflix I love you
01:20I love you too I just think it's so crazy how much I love you yeah already you do have to have a bit
01:26of a sexual attraction to Sunday day I mean I don't know what our sexual attraction was to each other
01:32but there has to be something to desperation no
01:36I was pretty desperate
01:44the twists and turns on the cobbles were catching up with the websters on ITV1
01:50I know how you feel but this is important to me important enough to kill the vibe look we've got
01:56to show the boys that me and Abby can still be friends regardless Kevin was always punching with Abby
02:02though I never understood that couple I know Kevin has got a raw animal magnetism to him but that was
02:09when he had his moustache years ago he's handsome is he was yeah that moustache and the overalls not
02:15one car got fixed not one but many women do yeah and they all kicked off in the thrilling conclusion of
02:23the girlfriend on prime video would you tell him he knows everything cherry he's leaving you you should
02:32just go home and see for yourself he's packed his bags and draw doesn't want to spend another moment
02:37with you over possessive mothers who who regard the girlfriend as that woman are a danger to their
02:44sons Mary don't forget you sent me to a psychotherapist so I talked a lot of these ideas
02:51your mother wasn't over possessive or she well I like to think I was the center of a tug of love but in fact
02:57neither of you like me that much in the end that's what we analyzed
03:01enough London Amani is it just me or is my eyebrows not symmetrical at all all right let me see sisters
03:16Amira and Amani why is that one so arched compared to that one yeah that's what I'm saying so that's why
03:23I was doing this the whole time the whole day I just been doing this so how does that help because
03:29then it looks more even doesn't it no it doesn't because then if you race down on its own it looks
03:34even higher than it was before I was doing this yeah because that looks normal you're gonna stay
03:42like that the whole time well the lady who's doing my eyebrows messed up so much so bad she massacred my
03:48eyebrows literally like when I tell you I was I was about to walk out there like this on Wednesday
03:55night it was celebrity cloaks at the ready on BBC one they've been teasing us for months about months
04:04we've known who's going on it and we've had to wait until October for it to come on the telly oh
04:10OMG this is so exciting celebrity traitors are you not interested hi I'm glad that you are Mary
04:1919 celebrities have been invited to play the ultimate psychological game of deception
04:25I've seen at least three that I know
04:29oh no no Jonathan Ross I'm here to win Celia Emery top of the range I don't know what beasts lie
04:37within me Stephen Fry you know got a tattoo for Stephen Fry tattoo yeah well he's got a younger
04:43boyfriend as well he has a younger boyfriend younger husband maybe I have got a dark side
04:47Alan Carr I love how Alan Carr's saying that he's got a dark side I bet he hasn't
04:54literally probably the nicest person in the world
04:57celebrity traitors bring it on Chris why are you doing in the mood you look like a right dick
05:08welcome to the round table I need you to look at each other yes oh I wouldn't and properly look at
05:18each other as everything is about to change your fate in the game is going to be decided oh Alan
05:31looks a bit nervy look at him he cracks me up it's just his face I'm about to select my traitors don't
05:40smile don't smile don't smile because if she puts her hand on you it's game over if you smile I think
05:45that's all right I don't think I'd ever wash the piece of clothing please put on your blindfolds oh
05:50golly when I had that mask on oh I don't want to know Jenny I don't want to know about you being
05:55blindfolded please I won't get the image out of me head if you feel me touch you on the shoulder
06:01report it oh sorry that means that you are a traitor I'd got a person next to me yeah
06:08hey imagine just reaching there so then they think they're a traitor but they're not oh
06:19oh Jonathan Ross is a traitor I think that's a good one Jonathan Ross is a good one who's next
06:28oh cat let's go go on please choose Alan please
06:38she's gone for Alan oh my god look at his face he's already shnerking I feel sick what am I gonna do
06:52tell you something I think I would do yeah as he can handle this it's a big responsibility being a
07:00traitor you gotta have a real nasty mind please remove your blindfolds let's see Alan's face
07:07god let's see if they give it away I can't look at no one it's not me it's not me with the traitors
07:20having been chosen it wasn't long until they discovered their first murderous task oh no what's
07:31that letter about traitors tonight you must murder in plain sight in plain sight god they're not messing
07:38about are they straight in there to do this you must find the poison black lily somewhere in the castle
07:45what rub your hands with the poison pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder oh my
07:56goodness gracious that's evil that's horrible oh my god that is gonna be borderline impossible how
08:03do you touch somebody's face poison black lily I've seen a black lily in the bar oh he spotted that on
08:12the blue chinoiserie we'll have to get one here I'll get a black lily up then I got the chance to
08:17talk to my fellow traitors very briefly in the kitchen which was quite terrifying oh it's just them left oh
08:23they're on their own now this is a good chance all three of them what quick quick quick no Alan please
08:29shut up please be quiet God anyone can walk in any moment okay I think the best person to it I'm not
08:36fighting the bus is you I think you could turn someone's face with that it'd be scary exactly
08:42Jonathan I've just thrown Alan under the bus shall we leave you to it shall we leave you to it just pass
08:50the buck that's fine I can't believe they've left me to it get it together Alan don't walk in slow
08:56motion Alan I can't watch man I have people that I want to kill come on touch the flower touch the
09:02flower it's the touching the face that is the problem whose face is he going to touch don't you
09:09dare get rid of Claire Balden or Charlotte Church or Paloma faith how the hell am I gonna do this
09:16oh what's he doing how much is he putting on oh freaking hell oh who does he get I'd love to be
09:36talking about in a big black cloak a BBC big black cloak tap that in on Google
09:46in Leeds me and Nat have set a day aside this weekend to build my chicken run extension it needs
09:57to be sorting like a sap why sisters Ellie and dizzy the chickens can't access the shed at the
10:03minute because where I need to put the door is in my chicken extension so the chickens are just
10:09sleeping in the chicken run at the minute and then basically the chicks that are in Ezra's bedroom
10:14that stink I want to put them in the hutch which is in the run but I can't put the chicks in the
10:20hutch in the run until the chickens have moved into the shed so what have you just said
10:27on Wednesday night the saga continued in Weatherfield on ITV now brace yourself I've got a bit of bad news
10:38for you what Kevin and Abby have broken up but Kevin don't know about the affair however Kevin's sister
10:45Debbie she knows about the affair because she calls him you're in the beach with two racks in
10:50the hotel that she owns it's all about shitting on your old all-star
10:53it's a shame really because Abby was on to a good thing with Kevin wasn't she yeah I mean I knew it
11:03was a bit you know dull and boring but she had a nice steady life she did nothing wrong with doing
11:09boring is the love no right are we all here come on come on sit down sit down in the program we saw
11:16Kevin and his family gathered at a birthday bash in the bistro mmm make it here doing a grind the
11:21drive man of course she's sat next to Carl the filthy trollop you can't hurry perfection
11:27ah here he is and do you remember Carl actually added on with him and all oh my god yeah mm-hmm oh you've
11:37drawn the short straw sorry does Debbie know that he's been with him and all no nobody knows about that one
11:49Carl's like fucking hell even hot shagged around this table now before you say anything this was meant
12:00to be a family celebration go on Debs give it up I love Carl and Carl loves me no he doesn't go and
12:09that's games Carl loves intercourse that's what I know I think she's gonna say something looks a bit
12:21evil now doesn't she say something Lee I tell you not she's not gonna keep her mouth shut
12:25fucking oh I don't you sit on his knee she might as well have you being naive kid you need to get
12:35lawyer do get lawyer do it's about her why would they do that I would never happen just make direct
12:50eye contact about her she's got a very nasty streak in her I've seen it oh she'll be thinking she's
13:01telling him yeah she was and before you say anything yes I know Kev knows about us no he doesn't
13:09Abbie's jumped down a little bit there she yeah she has and she will grab oh she said it to Kev
13:18her husband oh no you can delete it though you can delete no you can't because if she gets a share of
13:25your house oh Pev's phone's just gone off he hasn't picked his phone up yet have you we need to get
13:32Kev's thought it was too late if Debbie's already told him no it looked like she was telling him but if
13:36she hasn't we need to delete that message for fuck's sake Abbie how are you gonna do that
13:41oh hang on he's doing it
13:46deleted that was a close call that was easy I knew it were gonna be too good to be true they're
13:54dragging this on now I need it to come out sorry whose is this it's not mine is it what you've not
14:00broke it you're not broke it you're not broke it he gets that angry when he thinks his phone's broken
14:07imagine what he's gonna be like when he finds out that his brother's been diddling his ex happy
14:12birthday to you does he get messages on his iPad as well that's a bit rude that Kev's got his iPad out at
14:22the table he knows about us oh he's ready he's ready oh no hey the cake not the cake Ronnie's birthday
14:35cake's been flawed please can we talk about don't drop me oh go on Kevin I didn't know fucking Kevin
14:43get off me I hope you're laughing with yourself now Debbie's got a fork watch it everyone China
14:49hey hey you need to leave I'm calling the police oh shut up Nick let them have it Kevin's getting
14:54kicked out Kevin's been cheated on by his wife and brother and he's the one getting his collar felt
15:02don't worry I'm going oh crack I can't cope I'm gonna rip the family apart my advice to Kevin will be get
15:09back on the horse or yeah you know go for somebody younger and buy a sports car that's right if you
15:15can't afford the sports car take one of the ones out that you've got in for an MOT in Glasgow the
15:28other morning right I love going for a breakfast roll when I get to work ordered the usual tatties
15:34it's gone eggs link sausage tripler mm-hmm best mates Jake and Callum lady turns around straight into
15:42the deep fat fryer oh puts everything in there wax on a roll doesn't think anything of it why would
15:47you mental how's that mental it's meant to deep fry everything is that is good service that's
15:53unbelievable I don't mind like a deep fried Mars bar every now and then but that's crazy I would eat
16:00anything deep fried have you ever had the deep fried pizza pizza crunch that's a piece of crunch
16:04there you go absolute classic everything can be deep fried and tastes good not everything should
16:08be deep fried I would deep fry a slippery of it that's dreadful this week Netflix was asking more
16:16desperate singletons to stop being so shallow I think a personality is much more important I mean my
16:23husband was what wasn't really an oil painting but he was very clever and very funny and great to live
16:29with I remember the first time I saw you I remember do you know I love when people go to me you're
16:40punching above your way and I'm like well yes I'm not gonna get with a fucking minger in the program
16:49we caught up with Patrick who'd been talking to Casey through the wall I just couldn't have asked for a
16:55better partner Casey's just amazing she's just the person I've been waiting for for my whole life
17:00Patrick and Casey they've been like hitting it off so well they're definitely a power couple you know
17:06what though if you were 30 year old I probably would just settle for anything anything I'm so
17:13excited to get to meet Patrick finally oh my god she started that is gonna be the biggest rush of my
17:20entire life this is not gonna work the only thing I'm nervous about is like how too perfect it's
17:29gonna be I feel like Patrick is put a bit of a jinx of this to be fair oh god I hate it when they get
17:34so excited something's gonna go wrong I've always just been so look face heavy oh no but I'm so pumped to
17:44touch him oh wow okay lucky him let's see here we go hi hi how are you that's not bad he looks happy he
18:01looks like yes this is a nice one Casey what is that oh no I don't think she's sure amazing oh my god
18:23they're snobbing already hey oh that was oh that was a nice greeting oh I got to know her on a
18:30really deep well I'm super excited however we're gonna have the most beautiful baby you've ever seen
18:34he's moving fast wow fucking hell patch it right fucking throw a bucket of water over Patrick somebody
18:40oh no the woman's hotel this is where all the tea is gonna be spilled
18:49he deserves somebody better than me oh my god oh not that old bloody chestnut oh the classic is not
18:59you it's me oh that one before me oh no I can't bear it I love you so much what well you don't as a
19:15friend what's she getting him in headlock for oh dear he's not a bad-looking guy in any sense bolts but he
19:32deserves somebody that is so what in his own league obsessed with him and she's obsessed with him and it's not me
19:42yeah no yeah no yeah no she can't bring herself to say look I thought I loved you
19:50because we got on well when I didn't see your face but now I've seen you I don't fancy it now
19:54I've seen your face they're like me thinking about where like as we've been saying anything to do with what you look like
20:01because that's exactly what it is
20:07he was like I'm gonna break his heart and it's just not what he wants
20:11you don't have to break my heart to not go to Baja
20:13she's trying to break up with him so softly that he's not getting it
20:16I've been here a million times I know exactly that feeling they make zero sense
20:21you leave you probably think I will probably be all right
20:23yeah you're not no still feel good about her I mean I don't
20:26I think I think we'll probably take it slow with her
20:31what no there's no slow it's done
20:35I think he's took it real well
20:37you don't know yet you silly bastard
20:39what do you mean he still thinks she wants to be with him
20:43did she give you she said she needed to go home
20:45is that what she told you guys
20:46poor Patrick
20:50Patrick you're still not clear
20:52have you ever broke up with someone
20:54yeah
20:56has someone ever broke up with you
20:57yeah both
20:59yeah man
21:00oh cool
21:01yeah
21:02I mean I think I've only ever been broken up with
21:05I can't even think
21:07no wait you've never broken up with someone
21:08that is one of the most horrible feelings in the world
21:12especially like that if you've got
21:14if you care about them
21:16it's awful
21:17I think mine's always been mutual or
21:19them
21:20or I've just thought they're mutual
21:22oh god
21:24in Blackpool
21:27I love how you're just like a full-on gym person now
21:31I'm a gym rat yeah
21:32yeah
21:33rat
21:33oh my gosh
21:34Pete and his little sister Sophie
21:37my step machine was out in the kitchen last night
21:40so I could hit my steps target
21:41I love how you say step machine
21:43a fucking floor mounted
21:45whatever it is
21:47step machine yeah
21:48treadmill
21:49whatever you want to call it
21:50it's got two drinks holders
21:52I mean I don't know
21:54I suppose one's for water
21:56one's for maybe like a G&T or something
21:58low calorie
22:00so it's a skinny bitch
22:01a bit like myself
22:03just without the skinny
22:09this week our favourite mother versus daughter-in-law drama stepped up a gear on prime video
22:16you never fancied one of your mates mums
22:18no comment
22:20no comment
22:21I fancy most of my mates
22:23the final Simon you ready
22:28I don't really know sad I'm only
22:30I've never been on Laura's side
22:32because I've
22:32well I am
22:33oh you would be
22:35I would because I've got a son
22:36yeah but you wouldn't be like that
22:37with your mark
22:38I would if I thought she was a wrong un
22:40no you wouldn't
22:41I bloody would
22:41no you wouldn't
22:42I'm on Cherry's side
22:44oh you would be
22:45because she's a bitch
22:46suspicious of her son's girlfriend Cherry's intentions
22:51Laura tried to find out more about her
22:54from Cherry's mum
22:55I don't understand
22:57why do you protect her
22:58because she's a daughter
23:00when she has a side set on something
23:03you better not interfere or I could help you
23:05oh my god she's recorded it
23:07you've seen for yourself Laura
23:08you see I've been no good at doing that
23:11because I push it
23:12and it's a
23:13the Apple Tower is situated in Paris
23:16I know you don't want to speak to me
23:18but this is urgent
23:20that's it
23:21she's going to tell Daniel everything now
23:23oh I'm so here for this
23:26hang on who's there
23:34don't tell me it's Cherry
23:38mum
23:40oh fuck
23:42I spoke to Cherry's mother
23:45I'm not here to listen
23:46I'm here to tell you
23:47that I'm done
23:49done with what though
23:50done with his mum
23:51she's a lunatic
23:52yeah
23:52so is Cherry though
23:53you two are never allowed to say that to me by the way
23:54that we're done
23:56no
23:56like ever
23:57you couldn't let me have the one thing
23:58I actually wanted for myself
24:00he doesn't want to hear it
24:01he does not want to hear it
24:03no he's not going to hear it
24:04um buddy will you just
24:05stay with me for five minutes
24:08let's have a proper goodbye
24:10what's she up to
24:11she's got plans
24:12she is
24:13she's planning something
24:14just have a drink with me
24:15please
24:17the alarm bells are ringing with me Mary
24:19honey I just
24:20I want to thank you so much
24:23that's a Macallan
24:24she's got taste
24:25really
24:26your happiness
24:27she's drugging him
24:29she's drugging him
24:30stay and have a drink with me
24:31and drugging your own son
24:33and then do what with him
24:34oh my god
24:41he's drinking it
24:42what's happening
24:43I need you to hear this one thing
24:45yeah go on
24:45yes
24:46listen Daniel
24:47here we go
24:47she's drugged him so he'll listen to advice now
24:50she didn't have to drug him
24:51she could have just played it
24:52let me tell her about my daughter
24:53security alert
24:55someone is in the garden
24:57someone is in the garden
24:58I bet it's cherry
25:00oh
25:03there's a pair of stilettos
25:04and the door's wide open
25:05where's Daniel
25:07oh there's cherry
25:08she's in
25:09remember
25:10whoa
25:11she don't play
25:12where is he Laura
25:13he's not here
25:14this is like
25:15Batman vs Superman
25:16kind of shit
25:17you have a violent
25:18nature of cherry
25:19don't get too close
25:20Laura
25:21Laura shut up
25:23leave
25:23or I'm calling the police right now
25:25I don't know you're fucking not
25:25oh
25:27Christ
25:28oh my lord
25:28this is going to turn up
25:29you can tell
25:30let's go cherry
25:38look at her face
25:42this is all your fault
25:43you've driven me to this
25:45oh my god
25:46my mother was quite accepting of you Mary
25:49you destroyed my family
25:51cherry
25:52oh my god
25:54oh my god
25:54shit shit shit
25:56in the pool
25:59in the pool
26:00oh my god
26:01you just tell me when it's over now
26:03I can't bear all this
26:04oh my god
26:07oh Daniel seeing cherry getting drowned
26:09who's drowning who
26:10someone's not coming out of there
26:14oh shit
26:19oh no he's holding her down
26:20Daniel what are you doing
26:21Terry are you okay
26:23I can't believe he's holding his own mother under now
26:27he doesn't know what he's doing
26:28he's still deranged
26:30yeah
26:30on the tablets
26:31Danny stop
26:33exactly stop
26:38stop
26:38it's too late
26:39stop
26:40oh my days
26:45oh he's killed her
26:46oh shit
26:48a brick man
26:49did not see that coming
26:51no
26:52not at all
26:53oh
26:55she's having a baby
27:00one year later
27:00she's pregnant
27:01what have we lost fella
27:04what is it
27:07I know what it is
27:09oh
27:10remember
27:11the phone
27:13oh god
27:17he's gonna find out
27:18Daniel this is for you
27:20oh no
27:21do you want to know about cherry
27:22it's the recording
27:24let me tell you about my daughter
27:26oh
27:27I don't want to know
27:28when she has a sight set on something
27:30you better not interfere or god help you
27:33oh wow
27:33so you tell your son
27:35don't be fooled by the good times
27:38oh
27:39bad times will come
27:41sooner or later
27:42she'll want something from you
27:43that you're not prepared to give
27:44oh no
27:47she'll find a way to get rid of you
27:52oh
27:52no
27:53oh
27:54oh
27:55oh
27:56oh
27:59oh
28:00no
28:01you're having a laugh
28:03I hate endings like that
28:04we don't know what
28:06there has to be another series
28:07it makes me laugh this
28:08this program
28:09because
28:10like my life's a complete opposite
28:12you know
28:13if anything
28:14it's me getting ostracised
28:16out of
28:16yeah
28:17it's now a triangle of you
28:19Paige and mum
28:20I'm on the
28:21I'm on the outside
28:22bye
28:24in Wiltshire
28:32vegetables would be inedible
28:33without salt
28:34I know
28:35basically food was horrible
28:37before
28:37sugar and salt
28:39Giles and his wife
28:41Mary
28:42people just ate it for fuel
28:44but there was no pleasure to be had
28:45before sugar and salt
28:47Canary Islanders
28:48nutty
28:48when they grew potatoes
28:50yeah
28:51they have this thing
28:52they put the new potatoes
28:53and they boil it in seawater
28:54yeah
28:55and it's called
28:56papath
28:57look at my mouth
28:58papath evergath
28:59oh
28:59look Mary
29:00I'll do it again
29:01I don't want you to
29:02I can't do it
29:02I can't speak
29:03this is the only thing I know
29:05about Canary Islanders
29:06but I don't want to see your mouth
29:07look at my mouth
29:07no
29:08papath evergath
29:09oh that's horrible Giles
29:10why would you want me to see
29:11it's like me saying
29:13watch me going to the loo
29:14oh Mary
29:15why would you want me to look at your mouth
29:17while you're saying
29:18a foreign word
29:19papath evergath
29:20on Friday night
29:22there was more action
29:24for the air ambulance
29:25on the really channel
29:26I should have really contacted
29:28the air ambulance
29:29when I dislocated my knee
29:30at that hendy
29:30well they'd say
29:32paid your fucking
29:33two hour trip each way
29:34this is Yorkshire Air 999
29:37I remember being stung by a wasp
29:41when you rang 999
29:42and I thought I had an allergy
29:43and I caused a real fuss
29:46and it was really embarrassing
29:47and they came out
29:47because I said
29:48I thought I was having
29:49an amaphylactic shock
29:50and by the time they got to it
29:51I was absolutely fine
29:52the drama queen
29:53was at it again
29:54paramedic Mattie
29:57is on the air desk
29:58listening in
29:59into a 999 call
30:00here we go
30:01I've turned my tractor over
30:03and I'm underneath it
30:05oh dear
30:05what?
30:06damn
30:07oh that is savage
30:09and have you lost any blood?
30:11I can't see
30:12because my arm is under the wheel
30:15oh fuck
30:15his arm's under the wheel
30:16that sounds bad
30:17it's very Yorkshire though
30:18isn't it?
30:19there's no panic
30:20I've turned my tractor over
30:22and my arm's underneath the wheel
30:24it's off
30:24yeah
30:25we've landed about 50 yards away
30:27Mattie
30:28and I'm just making my way
30:29to scene now
30:29oh there he is
30:30is that him?
30:31oh god the poor sod
30:33hello
30:34we're coming to help
30:36you okay buddy?
30:37what the fuck?
30:39oh look at him
30:40oh my god
30:41my whole arm is underneath it
30:42yeah I can see that
30:43am I?
30:44have you got any pain
30:44anywhere else?
30:45I imagine my shoulder
30:46being bugged up
30:47not medical terms
30:48proper Yorkshire that
30:49isn't it?
30:50it's buggered
30:51they make them different
30:52in Yorkshire I tell you
30:53they really do man
30:54this guy is doing Yorkshire proud
30:55I'm going to try and get in man
30:56give you an assessment
30:57is that alright?
30:58I love how matey's literally
30:59just been resting on the tractor
31:01as if it needs more weight
31:02yeah yeah
31:03just have a fucking lean on it
31:04put a bit more weight on my arm
31:06so we're going to give you
31:07some medication Steve
31:09thank you
31:09yeah oh I'll be asking
31:10for all the good shit
31:11and we'll just start you
31:12on some paracetamol
31:13I think paracetamol
31:15might be a little weak
31:16give him some ketamine
31:17and then we can top you up
31:19with a bit of morphine
31:19oh here we go
31:21what's up mate?
31:22there's nothing there
31:23yep they're moving in
31:27oh shit a brick
31:28is his arm on
31:29or off?
31:30on?
31:31no I know
31:32he's trapped
31:32with only a few inches of space
31:35Wayne and the team
31:37are pulling Steve out
31:38from under the tractor's mudguard
31:40they've got him out
31:41they've got him out
31:42I've never seen a tractor
31:43give birth to an adult man
31:45thank you very much everybody
31:48thank you very much
31:49he's morphined off his tits now
31:50the tractor involved a dear old
31:54Massey Ferguson 35
31:55is that him?
31:56I tell you what
31:57I barely recognise him
31:58without a tractor on top of it
31:59yeah same
32:00he's in a barn
32:02currently being repaired
32:03as much as I'm fond of it
32:05I think it's going to be
32:05up for sale
32:06because it's actually
32:07in remarkable condition
32:08he's in remarkable condition
32:10he's never been in an accident
32:12in Kent
32:17is Jake a man?
32:18Jake are you a man now?
32:19I have turned 18
32:20which means
32:21I am a man
32:23Michael
32:24Sally
32:25and their sons
32:26Jake and Harry
32:27my first ever beer
32:28was on Wednesday
32:29is that
32:30is that when we went to the pub
32:31and you ordered some drinks
32:32and then what happened?
32:33I made them look at my ID
32:34because they weren't going to ask you
32:37excuse me madam
32:38please look at my ID
32:39yeah and who paid for the round of drinks?
32:40oh you did
32:41because it's my birthday
32:41what do you mean to say
32:42I'll stop paying for my drinks
32:43it's my own birthday
32:43I just thought
32:44as a moment
32:45a dad goes out with his son
32:47that one of those
32:49rites of passage moments
32:50where a son
32:51buys his dad a pint
32:53and his mum
32:53as I said before
32:55just because I got older
32:56does not mean
32:57my financial situation
32:58has changed
32:59that hasn't changed
33:00since you were four
33:01that's also true
33:02on Saturday
33:06it was the meeting
33:07of Mind and Machine
33:08that made the news
33:09on the BBC
33:10oh the triple axel
33:13do you just like sit around
33:15practising then
33:16practising what?
33:17just flipping around
33:18no man I'm just the flipper
33:19you snooze you lose
33:21so what's the news?
33:24are you having a laugh?
33:26a technology company in Switzerland
33:28says it's made synthetic brain cells
33:30that can survive for months
33:32and respond to basic keyboard commands
33:34Jake there's hope for you
33:36you put your brain cell
33:38in a keyboard
33:39final spark says
33:41it wants to use
33:42the so called
33:43organoids
33:44to power a computer
33:45organoids
33:46they sound quite evil
33:47don't they?
33:48oh yeah
33:48yeah
33:49we are the organoids
33:50replacing the silicon technology
33:53we use today
33:54that's another job
33:55gone at Tesco
33:56silicon is just
33:57your standard stuff
33:57isn't it
33:58your processes
33:59yeah
33:59it's all the stuff
34:01that the tech is made
34:01from at the moment
34:02so your computer chips
34:03inside this lab
34:05a whole new way
34:06of building computers
34:07is being trialled
34:09oh
34:09right
34:09wetware is a relatively
34:11new field of science
34:12wetware
34:13wetware
34:13what is wetware?
34:15if you run
34:16wet brain cells
34:17with electricity
34:19aren't you going to
34:20blow yourself up?
34:21you would Julie
34:21which involves taking
34:22organic matter
34:23like brain cells
34:24where do they get them from then?
34:26and trying to create
34:27a bio computer
34:28out of them
34:29don't be messing
34:29with this shit man
34:30no
34:31no
34:32the world is changing
34:33too quickly
34:33I'm going to have to move
34:35to the Isle of Man
34:36or somewhere
34:37the human brain
34:38has tens of billions
34:39of neurons
34:40or brain cells
34:41which can connect
34:42and then talk to each other
34:44it's how we learn
34:45scientists here
34:46want their lab
34:47grown brain cells
34:48to eventually
34:49do the same thing
34:50well they're looking
34:50at nature
34:51to sort out
34:53a more efficient computer
34:54I don't want my brain
34:56merging with a computer
34:57if you had a brain
34:58you'd be dangerous
34:58it'd be Windows 95
35:00first skin cells
35:03are turned into
35:04stem cells
35:05skin cells
35:06which several months
35:07later become
35:08clusters of neurons
35:09known as brain
35:10organoids
35:11so wait sorry
35:12so your skin cells
35:14yeah
35:15become stem cells
35:16yeah
35:17which become brain
35:18organoids
35:19I know
35:19that's extraordinary
35:20do you know
35:21the biggest organ
35:22your skin
35:24we're all different
35:24what's in my hands
35:27right now
35:28are tiny
35:29lab grown
35:30brains
35:31the scientists
35:33who make them
35:34say they're alive
35:35oh what
35:36they're alive
35:37the years I thought
35:38that's what people
35:39were scared of
35:40the computers
35:41being alive
35:41yeah
35:42and developing AI
35:43too far
35:44well it'll serve them
35:45right
35:45if the computers
35:46come to life
35:47and knock them
35:47off their silly
35:48little stools
35:49and trample them
35:51to a pulp
35:51before marching
35:52out of the laboratory
35:53yes
35:54in the Cotswolds
36:03I can't find
36:05the car keys
36:06Andrew
36:07and his husband
36:08Alfie
36:09where are the car keys
36:10and why have you
36:11got those
36:12funny new headphones
36:13these
36:14I could not
36:17hear a word
36:18you're saying
36:18this is the best
36:19investment I've
36:20ever made
36:21because now
36:22I can no longer
36:22hear you
36:23snoring
36:24or waffling
36:25it means you can't
36:26hear me at all
36:27you'll just listen
36:28to music all day
36:29and won't hear a thing
36:30that I say
36:30car keys on the desk
36:31oh thanks
36:32oh
36:33this week
36:34there are some
36:35creatures giving us
36:36the creeps on Netflix
36:38do you know what
36:39in nature
36:40there is some truly
36:41nasty bastards
36:42yeah
36:43well this will be
36:44for you
36:44your favourite
36:45sort of programme
36:46mixture of horror
36:47and nature
36:48yeah
36:48I only like
36:50very juvenile
36:51horror
36:51Natty
36:52yeah
36:52like
36:53Jeepers Creepers 1
36:54and Jeepers Creepers 2
36:56oh
36:57shall we turn the lights
37:01down
37:02no we won't
37:02we'll keep them on
37:03oh cute
37:08that's hardly a monster
37:10a little rodent
37:11this white-footed mouse
37:13is about to become
37:15a mother
37:16oh
37:17oh
37:18no
37:19no way
37:20somebody's gonna kill
37:21aren't they
37:22she needs to find
37:23somewhere
37:24away from danger
37:26to give birth
37:27where
37:28where would you go
37:28if you're having
37:29a litter
37:29litter of mice
37:31up a tree
37:35good idea
37:36oh yes
37:37I bet she goes in that
37:38hole
37:38that might be where
37:39I will live still
37:40made it
37:43oh thank god
37:43made it
37:44and she's in
37:45she's in
37:45she's in
37:46it seems the perfect nursery
37:48beyond the dangers
37:51of the outside
37:52this is the perfect nursery
37:54yeah but I think
37:56it's someone else's
37:56nursery abs
37:57that's bones and
38:02everything in there
38:03oh my days
38:04she's in a graveyard
38:06Simon
38:06I told you
38:07that's where an owl
38:08lives in there
38:09do owls
38:11eat mices
38:12my eye
38:12I've never read
38:13the gruffalo
38:13but this nursery
38:15is a nightmare
38:17oh
38:19what is it
38:19what's that
38:20this is a bird
38:20of prey
38:21now to this
38:21will be an owl
38:22this is horrible
38:23the secret
38:25the secret lair
38:26of a serial killer
38:29serial killer
38:30oh my god
38:30it's not a serial killer
38:32it's an owl
38:33it's an owl
38:33and she
38:34is it
38:36favourite prey
38:38you horrible owl
38:42I've gone off
38:43owls now
38:44now the only way
38:45to not get your
38:45feelings hurt
38:46at this bit
38:47is start imagining
38:48you're watching
38:49an owl documentary
38:50instead
38:50and you're backing
38:51team owl
38:52to get its meal
38:53the owl's not
38:54here in 24 hours
38:55hey it's looking
38:59right at you
39:00oh no
39:01wow
39:01mouse is like that
39:03the owl also
39:05has incredible
39:06hearing
39:06oh no
39:07oh it would
39:08oh it would
39:09have
39:09enabling it
39:10to hear
39:11even the
39:11quietest
39:12sounds
39:13heartbeat
39:16it's listening
39:16to its heartbeat
39:17our mother
39:18has her own
39:20cards to play
39:21oh she got
39:22something up
39:22her sleeve
39:23boy
39:23oh
39:24she freezes
39:25and lowers
39:27her thumping
39:27heartbeat
39:28to run
39:29silent
39:31oh clever
39:33girl
39:34so now
39:35the mouse
39:36is going
39:36stealth though
39:37you just
39:38I love
39:38with the heartbeat
39:39now yeah
39:40so you can't
39:40hear it
39:41it's cold
39:41now
39:42she must wait
39:44for the owl
39:44to fall asleep
39:45and then make
39:46an absolute
39:47mad dash
39:47for it
39:48oh it's
39:51got its
39:52eyes shut
39:52it's asleep
39:53no am I
39:53look if I
39:54were the mouse
39:54my phone
39:55would ring
39:55my god
40:02no
40:04my dinner
40:14is escaping
40:15right run
40:20no need to
40:21make a run
40:21for it
40:21go
40:22I can't breathe
40:25I can't
40:26oh it's out
40:33yes
40:34she's out
40:34she's out
40:35she's out
40:35she's out
40:36she's out
40:36she's out
40:37well I didn't expect
40:45that I thought
40:46we were going to
40:47have a death
40:47in the family
40:48so you've been to the
40:54chiropractor
40:54so you've been to the chiropractor
40:54and what has she advised
40:55about your neck
40:56it's a man
40:56okay sorry
40:58Sarah
40:58and her daughter-in-law
41:00Lara
41:01so let's do this chicken neck
41:03which you did very well
41:04like that
41:06you said that
41:07it really helps
41:08in fact I think it does
41:09that's amazing
41:10so basically
41:10your exercises
41:11are to walk
41:12like a chicken
41:13or to stand
41:15like a chicken
41:16yeah
41:16and do that
41:17so just do this
41:18yeah
41:18helps my neck
41:19so while we were
41:20watching telly
41:20we could go
41:21this week
41:24the famous face
41:25was off on his jollies
41:27again on Apple TV Plus
41:29you're the least
41:29reluctant traveller ever
41:31I'm literally
41:32the least reluctant
41:33I'd be on a plane
41:34every day
41:35if I could
41:35I'm the living example
41:37of better late than never
41:39Eugene Levy
41:40co-wrote
41:41with his son
41:41Schitt's Crank Padders
41:43and he was Jim's dad
41:44out of American Pie
41:45isn't he the one
41:46who caught his son
41:47with his dick
41:47in the apple pie
41:49oh my god
41:49oh bloody hell
41:50now that I'm considered
41:53something of a traveller
41:54I've challenged myself
41:56to complete my own
41:57bucket list
41:57my bucket list
41:58of things to do
41:59before I'm dead
42:00is to get the cottage
42:01tidy
42:01my dad
42:06has one
42:07that's why
42:07he went to Hong Kong
42:08last year
42:09and he goes
42:10here and there
42:10and everywhere
42:11and he says
42:12to me all the time
42:13abs
42:13what's on your
42:15bucket list
42:15and I'm like
42:17you know what
42:18not a lot
42:19is there anything
42:19you really want to do
42:20no
42:21in the programme
42:23we saw Eugene
42:24at a fancy hotel
42:26in London
42:27Mr Levy sir
42:28Oliver
42:28just have some correspondence
42:29for you sir
42:30ah
42:30correspondence
42:31a letter
42:33who gets letters
42:34these days
42:35Kensington Palace
42:37and there's a W
42:38on the insignia
42:39hang on a minute
42:41Kensington Palace
42:42I heard that your
42:43travels have brought
42:44you to the UK
42:45and I wondered
42:46if you might like
42:47to see
42:47Windsor Castle
42:48well you know
42:49who that is
42:49don't you
42:50William
42:50Wills
42:51with best wishes
42:53William
42:53is he taking him
42:54round the castle
42:55he is
42:56Eugene you lucky
42:57bastard
42:57does everybody
42:58get one of them
42:59if you stay
42:59in this hotel
43:00probably not
43:01Henry VIII
43:02Queen Victoria
43:0340 monarchs
43:05have lived here
43:06it's crazy
43:07oh you'd like that
43:08wouldn't you love a castle
43:09you do don't you
43:10is that Windsor
43:11and do you know
43:11who lives
43:12stone's throw
43:13from there
43:14Jeremy Kyle
43:15who he is
43:20is that William
43:21you can't be serious
43:25look
43:25he's on the scooter
43:27oh yeah
43:28not an electric scooter
43:29not an electric scooter
43:31Eugene good morning
43:34your royal highness
43:36is this to make it look
43:38like William's just a
43:39normal person
43:40yeah I guess so
43:41yeah
43:41what have I said
43:42about electric scooters
43:43grown men
43:44electric scooters
43:45ick
43:46this is your home
43:49yes
43:49not in the castle
43:50so we live
43:51down outside the castle
43:52why can't we look
43:53around your actual house
43:54yeah
43:55you know I want to see
43:57what your actual
43:58bedroom looks like
43:59how about it's
43:59Malm from Ikea
44:00yeah
44:01in a clothes maiden
44:02with everybody's
44:02undies on it
44:03oh my
44:04this is the king's room
44:06whoa look at that room
44:08that room's bigger
44:09than our house
44:10and also
44:11out there you've got
44:12Eton College
44:12so that's where I went
44:13to school
44:13that's where I went
44:14to school
44:15and sometimes if I could
44:16get away in an evening
44:17when there was nothing
44:18else going on
44:18I'd come around
44:19and have a bit of tea
44:20with her
44:20because she had
44:21the best teas ever
44:21aww
44:22so he used to go
44:23and see his granny
44:24oh isn't that lovely
44:25just like normal people
44:27it was basically
44:27like what everybody else
44:28does
44:29you know we used to
44:29go to nan's on a
44:30Wednesday for our tea
44:31oh we did
44:31it's the same thing
44:32watch the bill
44:33and then throw up
44:34because we'd been swimming
44:34yeah
44:35he might be a royal
44:36but he's still British
44:38it was only going to be
44:39a matter of time
44:40before we ended up
44:42in a pub
44:42is he in his local
44:43I have been
44:45for Sunday dinner
44:46in that pub
44:48no way
44:49yep
44:50the two brewers
44:51were it nice
44:53stunning
44:53best roast I've had
44:55what do you fancy
44:55what do I fancy
44:57I'm going to have a Guinness
44:58Guinness
44:59okay
44:59gee
45:00yes
45:01sweet or dry
45:01sweet please
45:03he's cider
45:03it's a cider
45:05sweet cider
45:06he's on strongbow
45:07dark fruit
45:08cider rider
45:09you will
45:10one day
45:11be king of England
45:12do you think about that
45:13at all
45:14I mean do you think about it
45:15probably every night
45:16going help
45:17but I'm actually
45:18looking forward to that
45:19William because I think
45:19you're a really nice man
45:20I think you'll be really
45:22good at it
45:22I do
45:23it's not something I wake up
45:24in the morning and think about
45:25you must think about it a bit babe
45:27that is the only thing
45:28that would ever be in my mind
45:30yeah me too
45:30but if I'm not true to myself
45:32and I'm not true to
45:32to what I stand for
45:35and believe in
45:35then kind of
45:36it doesn't really matter
45:37who you are
45:37he's very philosophical
45:39isn't he
45:39yeah yeah
45:40that's good values
45:41he got good values
45:41he seems sincere doesn't he
45:43I hope we don't go back
45:44to some of the practices
45:46in the past
45:46that you know
45:47Harry and I had to grow up in
45:48the firm
45:49he's mentioning Harry
45:51that's the bit that excites me
45:52is the idea of being able
45:53to bring some change
45:54god bloody
45:55Eugene Levy
45:56has got the scoop
45:58he's like Oprah Winfrey
45:59Eugene Levy
46:01he is
46:02I mean
46:02if you think about it
46:03we've had King Charles
46:04on the repair shop
46:05yeah
46:05you know
46:06we've had William on here
46:07yeah
46:08you know
46:08what next
46:09Prince Harry maybe
46:10on Antiques Road Trip
46:11yeah
46:12and
46:12big brother
46:13yeah
46:14Prince Andrew
46:1524 hours in police custody
46:17the possibilities
46:20are endless
46:21ready or not
46:25here they come
46:2614 civilians
46:27go fugitive
46:28for three weeks
46:29a new series of hunted
46:31starts Sunday at 9
46:32here on Channel 4
46:33and six Gen Zers
46:34pair up with six boomers
46:36on a journey
46:36across Japan
46:37can they bridge
46:38decades of differences
46:39to win big
46:41stream a new series
46:42worlds apart now
46:43new next
46:44Mitchell and Webb
46:45are not helping
46:46you
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