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00:00Time.
00:01Guys, guys, guys.
00:03Team talk.
00:04We're going to be late.
00:05Yes, I know. I just want to say, I know it's not ideal moving schools midterm.
00:09And I know you missed, Jisic, but it will be okay, okay?
00:12Look, when I changed school when I was 13, I didn't know a single person.
00:15Within half a term, I was voted the most popular girl ever.
00:19How is that even possible?
00:20Mummy's talking.
00:21My point is, I'm a people person.
00:23And historically, our people are people people.
00:27Literally any of those kids out there could be your new BFF.
00:30Okay, so you get out there.
00:32You find your people.
00:37Hi.
00:38Is it all right?
00:39No.
00:40No.
00:41Not those people.
00:45Can't park here.
00:46Oh, sorry?
00:47No parking.
00:48Thanks.
00:53Hey, if I hear you.
00:55Get off.
00:55Look at the state of you, you monkey.
00:58Have a lovely day, Darius.
01:00I love you.
01:01God, I literally hate you.
01:04Shut the front door.
01:06Ah, look at you.
01:08You off to a funeral.
01:09No, I've got a work meeting at 9.30.
01:12Yeah, of course you have.
01:13Get in.
01:13I'll drop you off.
01:15Okay.
01:18So, you're Georgie and my Darius back in the same class again.
01:22Must be the end of days, you leave in Chiswick.
01:24Oh, I'm done with W4.
01:26I'm all about SOHA.
01:27Oh, what's SOHA?
01:29Oh, it's, um, it's what the property experts call South Harlston.
01:33Oh, it's like that area around Wyrmwood Scrubs Prison.
01:36Yeah, but it's called SOHA.
01:38It's SOHA, NOHA, EHA, WEHA.
01:41Ah-ha.
01:41I'm actually glad I took the kids out of private school.
01:45They've got way more chance of getting into Oxford from a bog-standard state.
01:49Haycroft is fantastic.
01:50They've got a great STEM hub.
01:52Okay.
01:53And a rock choir.
01:54And the torture scene from A Clockwork Orange was filmed in the playground.
01:58They're more of a book person, Anne.
02:00Well, it's actually based on a book.
02:01Gosh, it's so great to week in it.
02:03And after all these years, so great, yeah.
02:08Because we were worried about you there for a while.
02:11What's with your divorce and your shop, sorry, store closing and your falling out with your mammy.
02:16All right, Anne.
02:19Don't you worry about little old me.
02:22It's all good.
02:24So, what is the skinny with the school, please?
02:29Are there any movers and shakers?
02:31Any fun mums?
02:32Well, I'm here.
02:33I think someone's dad is a coroner.
02:39And, oh, Morton's mammy, Della, she runs that restaurant, Shin.
02:43And I think...
02:44Wait, back up with Shin.
02:45Yeah, you know that place beside the megachurch that used to be Debenhams?
02:48Yeah, I know Shin, Anne.
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51That Osabuco is off the charts.
02:55Wow.
02:56Key change.
02:57Are you and Della Fry bum chums?
02:58Oh, God, no, no, no.
02:59I sometimes see her at football, but she mostly keeps herself to herself.
03:02What, what, what football?
03:04All our kids play for Hounslow Eagles.
03:06Right, Hounslow Eagles.
03:08Eagles.
03:09Yeah.
03:09I'm afraid, Anne, I'm going to have to drop you here.
03:11Oh, yeah, we're just nowhere near the station.
03:13I'm sorry.
03:14I've barely got enough charge to get myself home.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17Okay.
03:17There's the price I pay for going green.
03:21Oh, would you pop that in the bin on your way?
03:23Yeah, of course.
03:26Siri, nearest Sports Direct.
03:28Mal.
03:46Yeah, me again.
03:47Guess what I'm going to ask?
03:48As you know, I need to park there to charge my car.
03:53I'm sorry if my saving the planet annoys you.
03:55If it does annoy me, you've blocked me in.
03:57Can you move your car, please?
04:00There's a charging point literally down the road.
04:03Please don't mansplain.
04:04That is not mansplaining.
04:06Oh, so now you're mansplaining, mansplaining.
04:08I'm going to be late for football.
04:10Hashtag me too.
04:12It's not what hashtag me too...
04:14Forget about it.
04:15Georgie, Manus, we need to leave in five minutes.
04:29What?
04:30The Wi-Fi's gone off.
04:32Mama!
04:32No!
04:34Turn it back to Mama.
04:37Oh, darling, let me in before I get mugged.
04:40What can I do for you, Mummy?
04:41We're going out.
04:42I love how you've made your little house look so squishy.
04:45I thought I'd bring you a little tuck parcel from Waitrose,
04:48now that you've only got a Tesco Metro.
04:50A little splash of wine and some Earl Grey chocks for the children
04:53and goji berries for you.
04:55Oh, well, that actually will be really nice for my birch muesli.
04:58You're still doing breakfast?
05:00While I'm here, would you do up my brassiere?
05:02Why can't Joy do it?
05:03That's what you pay her for.
05:04Manus!
05:05Georgie, we're going!
05:06I'm not talking to Joy.
05:08Why you insisted I needed a PA, it's...
05:10Mummy, Joy is your carer.
05:11Oh, ridiculous.
05:12I'm perfectly capable.
05:13Now, just do up my bra and I'll be on my way.
05:16Come on.
05:19No, looser.
05:19Looser.
05:21Okay.
05:22Oh, look at you two sporty bobs.
05:25Kiss, kiss for gang, gang.
05:28Oh, I don't spend enough time with my little bears.
05:31Well, Mummy, you could come with us to football.
05:32God, no.
05:33Do you mind if I use your loo?
05:35I can let myself out.
05:36But you're going to have to help me out with my Spanx.
05:40Joe!
05:42Brilliant.
05:43Go on the season, that.
05:44Shut up.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Hiya, Mel.
05:47You're very brave out here, roughing the slot in your shorts.
05:50No one else wants to do it.
05:52Plus, I love being called a pedo for an hour and a half.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Hey, Dad.
05:56Hey.
05:57How you doing, fella?
05:58Oh, someone's discovered aftershave.
06:00Oh, get off, man.
06:01There he is.
06:04The big man in the short shorts.
06:08I'd wear shorts like that non-stop if I had legs like yours.
06:11How's the bad with JJ?
06:13Did Abs get that prolapse sorted?
06:15Yeah, no, she's doing great.
06:16Thank you for asking.
06:17Don't be tempted to go for the vaginal mesh,
06:19because, jeez, it's a job getting that stuff out there
06:21once it's fused with your lining.
06:23Yes, I will definitely pass that on.
06:26So, here's in this bag.
06:28Abs told me to tell you his toothbrush and he's charging.
06:30Cool.
06:31Heading off?
06:36No, I thought I'd hang around.
06:40Watch a bit of the old footy.
06:41Didn't know you were a fan of football?
06:43Yeah, of course.
06:44I love it, mate.
06:45Can't get enough of it.
06:47In fact, if you need someone to be one of the flag bearers...
06:52They're desperate for someone to coach the under-15s girls.
06:55No, I don't think that.
06:57I'll put your name down.
06:59Okay, okay.
07:00She made it.
07:02Guys, you are going to love Amanda.
07:04We're old mum-chums from junior school.
07:07Hi!
07:07Hello.
07:08Hi.
07:10Do you guys know each other?
07:11Yeah, we're neighbours.
07:12I live above him.
07:13He's very much beneath me.
07:15Hi, I'm JJ, Ned's stepdad.
07:17Oh, sweet!
07:18Is there a viewing deck or somewhere inside to watch from?
07:22Yes, there's a Bollinger Marquis just behind the men's bogs.
07:26That's very funny.
07:27He's joking.
07:28I know.
07:29There was a gazebo, but it got blown away in Storm Gerald.
07:31Erm, are you cold, Amanda?
07:33Would you like my dry robe?
07:34I don't think so, Anne.
07:36Actually, give me the dry robe.
07:38Oh, yeah, sure, of course.
07:39Listen, erm, me and some mum-chums are going to sink some fizz later if you fancy meeting the Anne gang.
07:45You're more than welcome to join us too, Mel.
07:46Oh, I can't tonight, Anne.
07:47I've got Ned this weekend.
07:49Got the techniques out.
07:49I'm going to give him a crash course at some old-school UK garage.
07:53Well, that sounds horrific.
07:53I'll definitely need to be out of the house.
07:55It's a yes for me, Anne.
07:56Oi, pedo!
07:58Are we playing a what?
08:00Oh, a few.
08:02She's talking to you.
08:05Right, wish me luck.
08:06All right, come on, girls.
08:08Let's get started.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:10There she is.
08:11Della Frye.
08:12Wow.
08:13Did you eat her piece of the Evening Standard?
08:15They're opening another shin in Kilpen.
08:17Double shin.
08:19Right.
08:19Yeah.
08:19Oh, that's her wife, Faith.
08:22Ooh.
08:23Wife.
08:23So, they're...
08:26Oh, they're lesbians.
08:27Oh, right, yes.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Like that, yes.
08:30I got it, yeah.
08:31It's the 20th century.
08:32There's no need to be so weird about it.
08:34Okay.
08:39How do I look?
08:40Oh, like a butterfly from a chrysalis.
08:45Oh, my God, where is she going?
08:47Oh, I left you in charge for one day, Diego.
08:50It's just in a scallop.
08:51You're not splitting the bloody atom.
08:54Oi!
08:54Yeah.
08:56Get off the bench!
08:58Yeah.
08:59Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:03It's okay, I'm fine.
09:05I'm okay!
09:06Here.
09:07I'm fine!
09:09Oh, God, I see.
09:10I'm fine.
09:11It's fine, thank you.
09:14Hi.
09:15Hi.
09:16Your coat's fucked.
09:18Are you all right, babe?
09:19She's fine.
09:20Oh, don't worry.
09:21It's, um, it's last season.
09:23Okay, everyone.
09:25Mum?
09:26Can we please go home and eat your freezer?
09:27Sure thing, baby.
09:29Okay, Della, we're going.
09:30We're going home.
09:30Morton!
09:31Where are you going?
09:32You're supposed to be the goalie.
09:33My God!
09:34Are you okay?
09:35Yeah, thank God Della was there to rescue me.
09:37Oh, God!
09:39Can everyone please stop kicking balls at my head?
09:42Oh, God!
09:51Mummy!
09:52What the hell?
09:54Well, you were out, so I made a spot of lunch and thought I'd have a little siesta.
09:58Please go home.
09:59Joy will be waiting for you.
10:01Also, I need to get changed.
10:03What for?
10:04I'm having...
10:05Actually, you're right.
10:06It doesn't matter.
10:07It's only drinks with Anne.
10:08Well, I can look after the kiddywinks for you.
10:09No, it's fine.
10:10I'll be in and out.
10:11It's, uh, just a drive-by dazzle.
10:13Give Anne a boost.
10:14Can you please get out of my bed?
10:16Well, at least let me finish my wine.
10:19Ah, bloody Joy.
10:20First name Kill.
10:22She's a sociopath.
10:24I've heard about this.
10:24She's gaslighting me.
10:25Mummy, please go home.
10:30What?
10:31Whoa.
10:33What now?
10:34You've blocked me in again.
10:35Well, I thought you were staying in and playing your awful garage.
10:38No, Ned's been invited to a party at Morton, so I'm uber-dad for the night.
10:42Morton at St. Delafry's daughter.
10:43There's a party at her house.
10:44Yeah, our whole class is going.
10:45Oh, hello.
10:47Back inside, Mummy.
10:48Your babysitting manners.
10:50Uh.
10:59These could be our people, Georgie, all right?
11:01So just be cool.
11:05Hi.
11:12Hi.
11:13So you found us okay then, yeah?
11:14Yeah.
11:15It was fine, thanks, Morton.
11:17I love that top beauty dubs.
11:18Oh, beauty dubs.
11:19That's cute.
11:21Is your mum in?
11:22Your mum's just, uh, because I bought some flowers.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Mum's!
11:27Fee!
11:27Oh, the other...
11:28Yeah, yeah, I'm coming!
11:29Hey!
11:30Hi!
11:31Hi!
11:31I'm coming.
11:31You can enjoy it.
11:32Hey, you must be Fee.
11:33I'm Amanda.
11:34I just wanted to give you these.
11:36Well, Della, um, I don't know.
11:38This is, um, something for saving my life.
11:41Oh, aren't you a sweetheart?
11:43Do you want to come in?
11:43Yes, um, I'm, yeah, I'm sure I have time.
11:46I might just actually get rid of these first, though, because Della fucking hates lilies.
11:50Ah!
11:51Oh!
11:52Excuse the box.
11:53Oh.
11:53That is my ceramic kiln.
11:57Oh, do you put her?
11:58Yeah, well, that's the plan, though I do need to get a non-flammable floor.
12:02That'll teach me not to go on Amazon piss.
12:04Come on in.
12:07Hey, hi.
12:08Ooh, look at you, sauteing away.
12:10It's like watching a bear.
12:11Della, babe, this is Amanda, one of the mums from Morton's class.
12:14She bought you these.
12:15Amanda, yeah.
12:16There were some flowers in the flowers, just to say thank you for being my hero at football.
12:23Oh, yeah, you're the one who went to our silver tit.
12:26I know!
12:28Yeah.
12:30Bless her.
12:31Can I just say, I am such a big fan of your work.
12:37You must get that a lot.
12:38Yeah.
12:38I'm actually like a mega foodie myself.
12:40I used to work for a house at Quo Vadis in my 20s, so I know my parfait from my brulee.
12:46Yeah, well, they're very different foods.
12:47Yes.
12:48Yeah, I know.
12:49Do you fancy a drink, man?
12:50I'm just making a pisco sour.
12:51Ooh, wells, yeah.
12:52No, I'm absolutely loving your crib, by the way.
12:55Oh, thank you.
12:56Yeah, so bohemian, but also, like, utilitarian.
12:59What are you doing asking her for a drink?
13:01I'm already cooking for 15 teenagers on my one night off.
13:03I don't have the bandwidth for small talk.
13:05Oh, come on, babe.
13:07She's new, and I just think she's a bit lonely.
13:10Georgie settled in okay at Haykram.
13:11Yeah.
13:12It's a great school.
13:13We love it.
13:14It has a lot of problems.
13:15Totally.
13:16No, no.
13:16I mean, we love it for its problems.
13:19Apparently, if you're a film buff, you'll like this, they shot one of the scenes from
13:22a chocolate orange in the playground.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Kind of cool.
13:27Oh.
13:28Morning!
13:29Doorbell!
13:30Oh, God's sake.
13:31Martin!
13:33Martin!
13:35Is that Jim Jiminy?
13:36Jimmy Churi.
13:37Jimmy Churi.
13:37Amanda introduced me, actually, to oats milk and face primer, and doing tricep dips using
13:44a kitchen chair.
13:45Yeah.
13:45She must have got lost.
13:47I'll just resend the what three words.
13:49What harm.
13:51So, uh, mattress, indigo, cattery.
13:56Mm-hmm.
13:57Okay.
13:59Great.
14:02The master at work.
14:05Dad, would you mind if I got a quick pic for my socials?
14:08I do mind, actually.
14:11I respect that.
14:13Well, they scuffed all the art dogs.
14:15Oh, Fee, come and try this.
14:16Off the knife.
14:17Just like the Catalonians.
14:19Mm.
14:23That is insane.
14:26Sane, babe.
14:27Mm.
14:29I'll have what she's having.
14:33Just a little taste.
14:35Ooh, lovely.
14:36So amazing.
14:39Oh, I got it.
14:40Wow.
14:41That is some good cookery.
14:43Are you in the restaurant game, Fee?
14:45God, no.
14:46I was in fashion.
14:47Oh.
14:48Stylist.
14:49Of course.
14:49Hello.
14:50And interiors.
14:51I actually designed this place.
14:53Wow.
14:53What a power couple.
14:54Oh, Fee.
14:56Uh, busted little missy.
15:01I see you, Morton.
15:02It's cool, right, mums?
15:03Hmm?
15:04Oh, no.
15:04Put that back, Morton.
15:06I'm 14 years old, guys.
15:07Yeah, you never pair pork with Prosecco.
15:09Uh, go with a light red, or a robust white, like this.
15:16Okay?
15:18You know, I prefer them to be drinking here than on the streets.
15:21Yeah, I trained in France, and I like their relaxed approach.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Uh, me too, Della.
15:27I'm just the same.
15:27I love the whole Dupin, Dupin, Dupin, Dupin thing.
15:32Yeah.
15:34Right.
15:34Shutters down.
15:35Service is over.
15:36I am ready for a hot tub, baby.
15:38Mmm.
15:39I'm going for a dip in the tub, Marine Man's, if you fancy.
15:41Uh, she has no swimmers.
15:43Well, she doesn't need any.
15:45Um, like, skinny dipping.
15:50No, I mean, you can borrow some.
15:51Oh!
15:53I'm sorry.
15:54I hope you didn't think, because you're both together, that I thought that you'd be...
15:57Sorry, that's so...
15:59I don't know why I said that.
16:01Great.
16:02Yes, I'd love to do brilliant.
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:03No problem.
16:04Don't worry, Della.
16:05I'll just pop upstairs and get you some.
16:07You sit here.
16:07Okay, Della.
16:08Wait a minute.
16:09I think I'm going to head.
16:10We're off to go eight, first thing.
16:12Uh, yeah, you'll meet Amanda another time.
16:14Hi.
16:14Yeah.
16:19Mal!
16:32Oh, God.
16:33Hello!
16:35What about your lads night in?
16:36Well, Ned's gone to a party, so, you know.
16:38I've all that still to come, sure.
16:40Darius is still only little.
16:42I left him at home watching gladiators snuggled up with Mr. Blanky.
16:47Yeah, I can't really complain.
16:48If I had the choice between chaps and girls and watching my dad boil pasta, I know what
16:52I'd choose.
16:52Yeah.
16:53I know what I'd choose.
16:57Oh, it's Amanda.
16:58I knew she'd come.
17:00Hello!
17:00Oh, hey, um...
17:02You okay, Amanda?
17:05No, um...
17:06I'm not feeling great, actually.
17:08I laid down for a nap and I've literally just woken up.
17:13You two sound a bit awful.
17:15Yeah.
17:15Can I bring you anything, uh, all the soil?
17:17I think I'm just going to stay in bed, Anne.
17:19I'm just so gutted to this short little gathering.
17:22Okay.
17:23Well, uh...
17:24Bye, Amanda.
17:24You rest up now.
17:26Bye, Anne.
17:28Amanda!
17:28Are you coming in or what?
17:30Yeah, coming, Fee!
17:32Oh, God.
17:33This is so nice.
17:35It's so fresh.
17:36You can't even smell the chlorine.
17:37That's because I don't use chlorine.
17:39I actually did a homeopathy diploma a few years ago.
17:42Don't believe in chemicals.
17:44Right.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Tell that to Emma, I say.
17:53Yay!
17:54Oh, gosh.
17:55You think we should go check what the kids are up to?
17:56No.
17:58Oh, there she is.
17:59Let's get this party started.
18:02B, put it in Zen mode.
18:03Yeah.
18:04It's fabulous.
18:07Oh, that's nice.
18:11Oh, God.
18:13Sorry.
18:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:15You all right, babe?
18:16Yeah, sorry.
18:16It's Sonny's carer.
18:19I hired her to take the pressure off me, and now I'm managing both of them.
18:22Sorry.
18:23You don't need to hear any of that.
18:24Della went through all that recently with her mom.
18:26Oh, really?
18:28Yeah.
18:29It's brutal.
18:31Damn straight.
18:34Would you like some mushrooms?
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yeah?
18:38Sure.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Thank you, Della.
18:39I love mushrooms.
18:40Although I'm going to go out on a limb.
18:41I'm not a big fan of truffle oil.
18:43I think once Cafe Rouge starts putting on its chips, it loses its jaw a bit.
18:47No, no.
18:48Magic mushrooms.
18:50Della makes them with chocolate.
18:51Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
19:03Oh, nice, big bit.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Let's get back on the bubble.
19:09Yes, man.
19:10Now it's my night off.
19:12Hello.
19:13Oh.
19:14What?
19:16Now, yes, man.
19:17Take him down.
19:30Take him down.
19:32Josh, can you hear me?
19:33You go down the gully.
19:35He's locked in.
19:36Manus.
19:36Manus, darling.
19:38One sec, Josh.
19:39Who are you talking to?
19:41My friend, Josh.
19:43As long as they're not being groomed, darling.
19:45Do you want to go?
19:46Not with this risk, kiddo.
19:48Busted it, shucking oysters.
19:50Mummy says it's osteoarthritis and you're only going to get worse.
19:54Who does she?
19:56Mrs. Anderson?
19:58Oh, bloody joy.
20:00She's found me.
20:01Shall I open the door?
20:02Absolutely not.
20:03Turn off the light.
20:05Mrs. Anderson?
20:07Are you in there?
20:09She's like the Terminator.
20:11Is she trying to kill you?
20:12Good ass.
20:13You know, she won't let me have a drink until five.
20:20Yeah.
20:26Oh, Christ.
20:29Should we?
20:29Do you think we should see if the kids are all right?
20:31No, it's fine.
20:33The shit we got up to when we were their age.
20:35We'd have been knocking butt fast.
20:37The old demon, Rabina.
20:39Just going to nip to the loo.
20:44Mushrooms will do that to you, man.
20:58Georgie.
20:59Oh my God.
21:00Why are you here?
21:01Georgie, we're going.
21:01Bye.
21:07Why are you in a dressing gown?
21:08Because I was in the hot tub.
21:10Gross.
21:10Grab your shoes.
21:11I'll get my knickers.
21:13Oh my God.
21:15Is that Anne's little boy?
21:17Uh-huh.
21:18What have you been drinking, Darius?
21:20It's something called R-Magnac.
21:22R-Magnac.
21:23The G is silent.
21:24Darius?
21:25Is this your phone?
21:28Call Anne.
21:29Call his mum.
21:29Can't you?
21:30No, because it doesn't matter.
21:31Just say that Darius needs to go home and I will tell Della and a few we're leaving.
21:36Do you want some water?
21:37No.
21:41There's Ned when he was two.
21:44Le cofate bonbon.
21:46He used to snuggle into bed between me and Abs.
21:49Oh, yes.
21:50Darius still does that.
21:51Oh, look.
21:53There's Darius in his little helmet for his rhombus-shaped head.
21:58Those are...
21:58Oh, God.
22:01I didn't see anything.
22:02No, no, no.
22:03Those are for the dermatologist.
22:04Just check that the moulds in my chest haven't grown.
22:06I didn't see.
22:09Oh, Darius.
22:11Hello, bunny.
22:14What?
22:21Hey, Anne.
22:23Don't panic, but this is a nightmare.
22:25I've just had a call and something awful has happened at Fi and Della's house.
22:28Oh, goodness.
22:29Yeah.
22:29All the children are there.
22:30I don't know how they got there, but they're all there.
22:32So I've called all the other parents and I'll get Georgie for you.
22:34Hey, guys, I'm actually going to have to bust a move.
22:48I know, Boo, but thank you so much for such a terrific evening.
22:52Oh, don't be a food travel.
22:54Oh, I know.
22:55There's some parents here and they're acting really fucking hectic.
23:00It's my one night off.
23:02Oh, for fuck's sake.
23:04Where's the towel?
23:06Babe.
23:06Huh?
23:07I'm really coming up.
23:09Georgie, let me buy the car.
23:12Morton said I could sleep over and everything.
23:14Shh, get out of my car.
23:19Bloody thing.
23:21Right.
23:23I'll just charge you for a minute.
23:24Ned, don't move.
23:35Darius!
23:36Darius!
23:36You all right, Ned?
23:37He is.
23:38I've checked.
23:39No signs of intoxication.
23:40Darius?
23:41Oh, Darius, my baby.
23:45That smells like Christmas.
23:46Has he been drinking Armagnac?
23:49I warned you about alcohol.
23:51I showed you that video of David Haselnoff eating a burger off the floor.
23:53Just go away.
23:55Where did she even get it?
23:56Was it little?
23:59What?
23:59It's so funny.
24:00Sorry, nothing.
24:01Look, I just gave you a few bottles from the cellar.
24:03It's no big deal.
24:04No big deal?
24:05It's a very big deal.
24:06They're 15 years of age, for Christ's sake.
24:08Yeah, they're 15 years of age.
24:09I don't like your attitude.
24:10I don't like your attitude.
24:12Oh, yes.
24:13Oh, shh.
24:14No one told us that would be booze.
24:15No, you all right there, Amanda?
24:16This is funny.
24:17Oh, the poor thing.
24:20Look, you made her come in all the way from her sick bed in Soha.
24:23What?
24:23I'm in and out, and I don't want to give you my lucky.
24:25Just give you my car a quick juice.
24:27You know what, Amanda?
24:27It's worse than we thought, because Della gave booze to our children.
24:30Oh, grow up.
24:31That is not cool.
24:33What do you mean?
24:34You said it was fine.
24:35Huh?
24:36Have you been here all evening?
24:38No.
24:39No.
24:39I mean, I was en route to see you.
24:43You were balls deep in our jacuzzi up to five minutes ago.
24:46All right.
24:47Calm down.
24:48You lied to me.
24:49Hey, Anne, while you were sinking Chablis in the pub, I was saving your child.
24:53I was saving all your children.
24:54I literally waded through vomit.
24:56Was this after you dragged yourself out of the jacuzzi?
24:58All right, everybody, please leave my house.
25:01Thank you, Della.
25:02No, especially you.
25:05You know what?
25:08Forget it.
25:09I'm out.
25:11Come on, big man.
25:16I came here tonight to find my people.
25:19Well, the people have spoken, and they have said we are very...
25:24not very nice people.
25:27Okay, everybody, get out!
25:47I'm serious this time.
25:49Tear off!
25:49Let that be a lift to you, you silly Billy.
26:03If you have come to rub it in, Anne, do you want a lift?
26:16Sorry you have to come and get me.
26:17That's all right.
26:18I like doing boring dad stuff.
26:20I miss it.
26:21You hungry?
26:22Yeah.
26:22And what else with this, Garstyn?
26:26You're on sick ball duty.
26:28Yep.
26:29All right.
26:33Who's ready to rave?
26:34London's gagging, gagging, gagging.
26:37Oh, my God.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:41Hello?
26:44Mummy?
26:45Manus?
26:48Quick, shut the door before she sees us.
26:50Who?
26:51Hello?
26:52Mrs. Sanderson?
26:55I've come to take you home.
26:58Oh, well done.
27:00If you want to create a space like this, this is my advice.
27:03Be intentional and be more with less.
27:06You know, guys, it's funny.
27:08I have this thing I say.
27:09Why spend money on material things when space and light is free?
27:13Georgie!
27:15Focus, please.
27:18There's something missing.
27:19A flat screen TV?
27:20And something to sit on?
27:22I need an objet that speaks to the sincerity of the space.
27:28Hi, Mal.
27:29Oh, come for your post, have you?
27:31Well, I...
27:31Just to clarify, I'm 34, you're 34A.
27:35This makes no sense.
27:36I have the front door, I should be 34, and you should be 34B.
27:39Either way, can you just use the right address so I don't get all of your deliveries for perimenopause...
27:44They're for my mother, thank you.
27:46Mal, this is actually a professional call.
27:48You're a landscape person.
27:50Where would I find a branch?
27:52Have you tried a tree?
27:53No, Mal, you're grand.
28:09And, um, down a bit.
28:12Up a bit.
28:13No, down, down a bit.
28:14So, Della, I heard a rumour you are doing the Cockboot Barbecue.
28:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
28:18My wife kindly volunteered my services.
28:21Because, you know, after a hard week of frying meat in a restaurant, she really wanted to fry meat in a car park.
28:25Well, all I might ask is that you don't make anyone sick.
28:28Like they were at a certain teenage rampage at your house.
28:30Do you want me to raise funds for your new bog or what-an?
28:33It's not my new bog.
28:34It's actually a macerator for the clubhouse toilets.
28:37What, our trusty, rusty Cockhanger's finally given out then?
28:39Yeah, I'm afraid so.
28:40It's got a real hammering at the Crown Bowls Disco last weekend.
28:44Hi, all.
28:45Hi.
28:45Hello.
28:46How are you?
28:47This is Felicity.
28:48Oh, you brought your mammy?
28:50Yes.
28:50Oh, if I'd have known, I'd have brought my mammy.
28:52Aw.
28:52And we could have had a bring your mammy to the park day.
28:54Right.
28:55This is Fi and this is Della of Shinfame.
29:00Shinfame?
29:01Fame.
29:01Shinfame.
29:02Famous for her restaurant Shin.
29:04Fashion.
29:08Stylist.
29:08Model.
29:09You've still got it, babe.
29:11And are you a big fan of the football, Felicity?
29:14Oh, God, no.
29:14No, I'm here for my sporty bob, Georgie.
29:16And the shorts.
29:18Sorry, Mal.
29:19My mammy's never heard of the Me Too movement.
29:21No, I have, thanks.
29:22We used to call it flirting.
29:25Hey, brat girl Summer.
29:26Look at you.
29:28Very cute.
29:29Very demure.
29:30You smell very lush.
29:31Is that Tom Ford?
29:33Nah, it's just me.
29:34Um, you checking out your socials.
29:36You should follow me.
29:37Look up Senuous.
29:38Sensuous.
29:39Sen-U-U-U-S.
29:40That's it.
29:41Yeah.
29:41It's not even a word.
29:42Well, it means sumptuous luxury.
29:44Also very lithe, very supple.
29:46I had to create a word to capture me.
29:48I'm very hard to describe.
29:50Poor, blonde, posh.
29:52That's very reductive, Mal.
29:53Anyway, my mantra is minimal, natural, simple.
29:58I'm actually reclaiming the word simpleton.
29:59Oh, well.
30:00Yeah.
30:00If anyone can.
30:01You should follow me, Della.
30:03Um, it's a public account, so, yeah.
30:04Well, I'll give you a follow.
30:05Um, yeah.
30:08Yeah, sure.
30:09I had to set up an account to keep eyes on Darius.
30:11At the moment, it's all Fortnite and Gladiator and, uh, UK trap drills.
30:14What about his Finster?
30:16What about his whatster?
30:17Fake Insta.
30:18It's where the kids put all the stuff they don't want the olds to read.
30:20Darius doesn't have one, Darius.
30:21According to Mumsnet, they all do.
30:23Don't go there, Anne.
30:24It's a can of worms.
30:25Anyway, uh, Senuous is really gaining traction.
30:28Um, I've actually just been approached to do a piece on minimal living by a magazine.
30:32You might have heard of it, Della.
30:33So, her high life.
30:34No.
30:35Uh, the free estate agents mag.
30:37Yes.
30:37Yeah, we use it for Morton's rabbit hodge.
30:39Yeah, it's gratis, but it's very aspirational.
30:42For rabbits.
30:43So, there is a photographer coming on Monday.
30:47Yeah, just some informal shots of me in my crib.
30:49Um, yeah, next stop living, et cetera, probably.
30:55I don't know.
30:56Yo, if you have any bric-a-brac that you want to offload for, um, the car boot sale tomorrow?
31:00I mean, maybe, like, a single candle or something, Anne.
31:03What about all the stuff you dumped in my garage when Johnny stopped paying for your storage?
31:07Honkly bric-a-brac, mummy.
31:09Like, a couple of curated items from my style archive.
31:12Does Soha High Life know you're a secret hoarder?
31:24We're going to need a bigger boot.
31:30Anne, focus.
31:31Mal needs a hand.
31:32Oh, sorry.
31:34Look, Amanda, I found your high horse.
31:37Very amusing, Mal.
31:38This was actually the focal point of my old extension.
31:41Can I keep this here, mummy?
31:42No, darling, I'm converting this into a home sauna.
31:44Haven't got space for it elsewhere.
31:46You have four bedrooms and two receptions and a conservatory.
31:48It's not my fault I got to keep the house in my divorce.
31:51Yes, I am single.
31:54Don't worry, she has a carer to keep her company.
31:55She was not a carer, she was my PA.
31:58I had to let her go when I found her.
31:59It was steep in my creme de la mer.
32:01This is great, actually.
32:02It's really good.
32:03Yeah, no, I'm so ready to streamline all these investment pieces.
32:09Hello, Anne.
32:11Could you deem scroll on your own time?
32:13Okay, it's just that the way to find a kid's finsta is through his rinsta followers.
32:17And I've just noticed that Darius is being followed by Pierce Bronson.
32:21Oh.
32:22Actually, no, sorry.
32:23It's Percy Bronson.
32:24Right.
32:25He's my uncle.
32:26And he's a GP in Kildare.
32:27Okay.
32:28You used to live in a stately home.
32:30Mal, no.
32:32Don't be silly.
32:32No, this was my last minute mirror for touch-ups by the front door.
32:35All right.
32:38What about you, Felicity?
32:39You can't boot in.
32:40Do you want to stick anything in the van?
32:41Sadly, no.
32:42I've got to say goodbye to my darling friend Bunny tomorrow.
32:44Oh, nice.
32:45Where's she off to?
32:46The afterlife, if there is such a thing.
32:48Actually, Bunny was an atheist, so probably not for her.
32:50Shit.
32:51Sorry.
32:52Who's Bunny?
32:52We modelled together in the 80s.
32:54Oh.
32:55She had an incredible right leg, and my left was a standout.
32:59So we often got booked together for hosiery shoots.
33:01Oh, sweet.
33:02Yes.
33:03Anyway, dead now.
33:09Does Amanda actually make any money from this senuous stuff?
33:12Oh, God, no.
33:13Her ex, Johnny, he covers the mortgage and the child support,
33:16and her aunt died a couple of years ago and left her a bit,
33:18but she's probably come to the end of that now.
33:21Whoa.
33:22What?
33:23I just found her.
33:24Darius is finster.
33:25Ha!
33:26It wasn't even that difficult.
33:28Holy Christ!
33:29What?
33:31It says he's in a relationship.
33:33What does that mean?
33:34Darius has a girlfriend.
33:36Or boyfriend.
33:37Who is she?
33:37I mean, it doesn't say.
33:38How do I find her?
33:39Or him.
33:40I've just run out of juice.
33:42Get me a cable.
33:43I've just said they're not, I need juice.
33:44All right, calm down.
33:45Here, breathe into this.
33:48I told you not to go there.
33:51Oh, just a nail to crisp crumb.
33:55Sorry.
33:56Oh.
33:56Oh.
34:09Oh, look at those, uh, grassy basket things you've made.
34:14They're fantastic.
34:15Shall I hang some around your table?
34:18Yeah.
34:18But I wouldn't want them to catch on fire, you see.
34:21I'll be over there setting up.
34:22Yeah.
34:22Good.
34:23Looking good, babes.
34:25Yep.
34:26Bring her in.
34:27Bring her in.
34:28Yeah.
34:29Keep going.
34:30Bring her in.
34:31Whoa.
34:31Okay.
34:32Yeah.
34:32You're grand there.
34:33Mal.
34:41Still no obvious signs of arousal or flirtation.
34:44And a top of the morning to you too, Anne.
34:46I'm watching Darius like a hawk, and I'm still none the wiser about his secret girlfriend.
34:49Or boyfriend.
34:50Do you know who he's getting with, Ned?
34:52This is a girl at school.
34:53Who's he shifting?
34:53Anne.
34:55Huh.
34:55It only means kissing with tongues.
34:57Ugh.
34:58Where shall I put a gun, please?
35:00Oh, right.
35:01Uh, just, uh, follow the cones all the way down to the end, and the under-twelves goalie
35:04will find his space.
35:12Hey, Amanda.
35:13Just follow the cones down, and the under-twelves goalie will show you the way.
35:17Amanda.
35:18Amanda.
35:19Amanda.
35:19Stella, hi.
35:23Is this spot free?
35:25No, it's the fire break.
35:26Okay, thanks.
35:28Hi, Amanda.
35:29I'm sorry, Anne.
35:29I'm sorry.
35:30That's not a spot.
35:31I'll have to put you in the overspill.
35:32No, it's great.
35:35No.
35:37Bea.
35:37Hi, Amanda.
35:38Hey, kids.
35:41Um, your parasol is encroaching on the walkway.
35:45Is it, though?
35:46It's a trip hazard.
35:48And that is a naked flame.
35:49And this whole scenario is like the opening sequence of an episode of Casualty.
35:59Happy?
36:04I'm going to check out the stalls.
36:06Okay.
36:07Oh, Manus, nothing that won't fit in the drawer or the bin, please.
36:10Amanda!
36:12Come and get your stuff.
36:13Yeah, bring it over.
36:14I said, come and get it.
36:17Yes?
36:18Bring it over.
36:29You getting rid of all your crap?
36:30Well, I wouldn't call it crap, but, um, yeah, as it says on my profile, I don't amass, I eschew.
36:35Bless you.
36:37You know, I'm Stacey Solomon in my basement.
36:39Oh.
36:39I need to make room for my new workshop.
36:42You know, I really believe that there is money to be made in this.
36:46Here, for you.
36:47Oh.
36:47Is it kindling?
36:50No, I did a wicker weaving workshop.
36:53I can't stop.
36:55You've got to get into basketry, babe.
36:56It's like pure mindfulness.
36:58And you get a rattan coaster at the end.
37:00Wow.
37:01Thanks, Fee.
37:02You're welcome.
37:02I'm sorry.
37:03Sorry.
37:04Sorry, I've not arranged everything yet.
37:05Could you just not touch the...
37:07I'm looking for a hoover.
37:09Have you got one?
37:10Do I look like I sell hoovers?
37:12I don't think so.
37:14No.
37:18What's this?
37:19A candle snuffer.
37:20To snuff out candles at the end of a dinner party.
37:2220p.
37:23Please move on.
37:24We haven't even officially opened.
37:30I'm literally older than you.
37:43Who?
37:44Is this a scythe?
37:45Um, no.
37:47Go on, man.
37:48You really know your tools.
37:50Here, I did a coffee run.
37:51Thought you could do it with a caffeine injection.
37:52Oh.
37:53Thanks, JJ.
37:55You got a good spot?
37:56Oh, yeah.
37:57Got it at 6am.
37:58Had the whole car park to myself for an hour.
38:00You would not believe how many seagulls there are at that time in the morning.
38:04And this is London.
38:07Yeah, black-headed, not herring, but still.
38:10How are you, JJ?
38:11Hey, I'm ready to raise some serious masticated money.
38:15Apps has had me emptying out the loft all week.
38:16Oh, extending up.
38:18JJ's building me a mini gym.
38:19Yeah, but I'll probably F it up.
38:21I'm not good with my hands.
38:22Not like your dad.
38:23Oh, yeah.
38:23You be careful.
38:24My cousin Jared, he fell off the roof when he was doing our loft.
38:27Yeah.
38:28Landed on the barbecue.
38:28Got a shash lick skewer right through the thigh.
38:31Missed his testicle by a whisker.
38:33I would recommend him for your loft, but he has flashbacks every time it's his ladder.
38:37And also, he's just moved to Canada.
38:39Oh.
38:39Oh, come for your high horse, Amanda.
38:45Yes, you've done that joke, Mel.
38:47Anne, could you give me a hand, please?
38:50Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
38:51It's just, I do need to keep eyes on Darius, though.
38:54Anne, leave him be.
38:56He'll tell you when he's ready.
38:58I told my mummy everything.
39:00First period, first shift.
39:01Time I thought I broke my hymen on a seesaw.
39:04If I asked mummy anything personal, she'd just steer me to the Just 17 problem page.
39:08Oh, it's kind of sad, Amanda.
39:14Yes, that's a bolster.
39:15Isn't it lovely?
39:16It matched the blinds in my second spare bedroom.
39:18It's silk from a kimono.
39:20Would you take 50p?
39:22No, I was thinking more in the region of 85 pounds.
39:26Mummy, what are you doing here?
39:37Oh, I decided I needed to clear out after all.
39:40What was the funeral?
39:42It was a riot, Amanda.
39:43No, it was bloody depressing.
39:45I got away as soon as I could.
39:47There's a lot of old people crying.
39:49Oh, mummy.
39:50Is this still drinkable?
39:51Oh, I wouldn't, mum.
39:52I'd probably fit thin in there a while.
39:54Wow.
39:59Who's the biftec hache on bow?
40:02Yep.
40:02Yeah, thank you.
40:05Got any ketchup?
40:12Your parasol has crept into the thoroughfare again, Della.
40:15Doesn't matter.
40:16Well, if everyone took an extra inch, what do you think would happen?
40:18Nothing, Anne.
40:19Nothing would happen.
40:20Is there nowhere else you could stick it?
40:21Oh, no.
40:23There is.
40:24You're a fucking kitten.
40:46Oh, wow.
40:59Having a good boot, Manus?
41:01Yep.
41:01I got some loafers for school, a burlaphone, oh, and an Eiffel Tower snow globe for gang-gan.
41:08Oh, nice.
41:10Nice to have one just like this.
41:11Exactly like this, actually.
41:15I got it off Ned's dad.
41:16I'm Ned's dad.
41:17Oh, um, his other dad?
41:27Payback.
41:28For the coffee.
41:29Thanks, mate.
41:30So, um, I found a working acorn computer, but Abs says I'm under strict instructions not
41:38to bring anything home.
41:39I think that's a brandy bottle.
41:41Limoncello.
41:42Oh, yeah.
41:46That was in our hallway.
41:48Abs wants to put up a photo of all of the kids.
41:52There should be a hat for this.
41:54Oh, is that what this is?
41:56A tiny camel hat.
41:59You know, have it.
42:01You know, take anything you like.
42:02We're just trying to reclaim some lost space.
42:04Yeah.
42:04Well, think of the space you'll save when you get rid of this.
42:08Yeah.
42:09Oh, Mal.
42:11Mal.
42:12Mal, wait.
42:14Can you open your van, because I need to put this back in.
42:16Do I have to lug all your old shit home again?
42:18Well, I'm sure there's only need to be quite so microaggressive.
42:21Okay.
42:21It's Morton Fry.
42:32What?
42:32Why does it have to be Fee and Della's kid?
42:34That pair of booze pushers, they practically alcohol poisoned Darius, and now he's going
42:38steady with their daughter.
42:39Honestly, I think you should be relieved, Anne.
42:41I mean, at least he's not an incel.
42:43Can you do this?
42:44I've done a lot of lifting today.
42:46Yeah.
42:46Darius, he needs boundaries.
42:52He's so suggestible.
42:53I mean, they'll have him ballooning crack before he's even sad as GCSEs.
42:56Anne, those gals are just loosey-goosey.
42:59That is the way they roll, don't be so tight.
43:01Watch the corners.
43:02It's an antique.
43:02Can you lock up?
43:03Yeah.
43:03Amanda, darling, can you pass that to Cantor?
43:14I need a top-up.
43:15No, I mean, yeah, the baldies and the alkeys and the fatty gammons, that makes sense,
43:19but slim women with great legs, no.
43:23This death thing is out of control, Fee.
43:26They're coming to the models now.
43:27Honestly, babe, you've got to get into Wicca.
43:30Since I started this fruit bowl, I haven't thought about death once.
43:33It's all I can think about now.
43:35I'm next on the list, I know it.
43:36Can we please stop talking about death, Mummy?
43:38Yeah, let's talk about life.
43:41Bet your mate, Mummy, had a brilliant life.
43:43What was she like?
43:45I think she was great fun, actually.
43:47She's a real fixture of the scene.
43:49I last worked with her in 98 on a shawl shoot.
43:52I never understood why she gave up.
43:53She had a good eight years of modelling left in her.
43:55Well, ten with a decent fact of 50.
43:57But, well, we jacked it all in and opened a big cat sanctuary.
44:01Oh, she had lions?
44:03No, normal small cats.
44:05A big, small cat sanctuary.
44:07Oh.
44:08Oh, that's lovely.
44:10Gosh, you've got great taste.
44:12Yeah.
44:13You should follow me on the socials.
44:15And my handle's Senuous.
44:16Sensuous?
44:17Yes, Senuous.
44:18S-E-N-U-O-U-S.
44:19Oh, are you an influencer?
44:21I see myself more as a visual storyteller.
44:23They're actually doing a feature on me in Soha High Life next month.
44:26Wow.
44:27Pretty big deal.
44:28Yeah.
44:28Love this guy.
44:32Isn't it great?
44:32What a lot of fun.
44:33So good, isn't it?
44:35God, he'd look great in the corner of my kid's bedroom.
44:37No, it wouldn't.
44:39This is a focal piece.
44:40You don't put a horsey in the corner.
44:42You would build a room around him.
44:44Yeah.
44:45All right.
44:47What would you let him go for?
44:49Ooh.
44:49Go on.
44:52£125.
44:53Oh, okay.
44:54Sorry, more, probably like £500.
44:57Please don't think of my poof.
44:59Yeah, I'll have a think about it.
45:00Mummy, would you keep an eye on my stuff?
45:03And if anyone wants to buy anything, just tell them I'll be back in a mow.
45:05Okay.
45:06You know, I'm with Bunny.
45:08Couldn't wait to get out of fashion.
45:09I mean, I don't regret it.
45:11I loved all the free shit.
45:12But once we'd had Morton, I don't know.
45:14Just didn't have the appetite for it.
45:15There's more to life than clothes and after parties.
45:19Yeah.
45:19Is there, though?
45:28Hi.
45:29There's the tall, blonde, posh woman that was here.
45:31Oh, she'll be back in a jiffy.
45:32I was hoping to buy the horse.
45:34Oh, God, no.
45:34Go for it.
45:37What should we say?
45:3820?
45:3920?
45:40Seriously?
45:40All right.
45:4215?
45:43Great.
45:45There you go.
45:50I never did like that horse.
45:56I always felt it was looking down on me.
46:02What's her problem?
46:08She hates the Irish.
46:18Oh, my God.
46:19Oh, my God.
46:20Mommy, where's my high horse?
46:21My horse, my horse.
46:23Well, somebody bought it.
46:24I thought you'd be pleased now you're a minimalist.
46:26What?
46:27Who took it?
46:29Mommy, which way did they go?
46:34No.
46:36Darius just isn't ready.
46:37I mean, he's only just going to clip his own toenails.
46:39Morton is going to eat him alive.
46:41Fine, Anne.
46:43They'll go out, and then they'll break up.
46:44And all the keepsakes that they collected when they were together will end up being sold to some stranger for a quid.
46:49Oh, Mel, what's wrong?
46:53Abs' Marie conduit me out of her history.
46:56That poster of the bus route between Abs' old flat and mine.
46:59The limoncello bottle we drank the night I proposed to her.
47:02This stupid money box we bought to save up for our honeymoon.
47:06Abs kept raising it to buy weed.
47:08Mel, are you still in love with your ex-wife?
47:11Are you mental?
47:12Have you met her?
47:14Do you know if she has an Uber rating of 3.6?
47:16That's a red flag.
47:18I'm Mr. Lopez.
47:19Um, you know what, mate?
47:21Just take them.
47:21I don't care anymore.
47:24Guys, have you seen my horse?
47:26No.
47:29Oh, my God.
47:32Hey!
47:34Hey, excuse me.
47:35I'm sorry.
47:36That's my horse.
47:36My horse isn't for sale.
47:38Oh.
47:38Sorry.
47:39No, but I've actually just bought it off your sister, so...
47:42That's my mother, and she made a mistake.
47:44I'm sorry.
47:45Oh, bless her.
47:46But I have paid good money for this now, so...
47:48Oh, you can absolutely have your money back, but please, this really means a lot to me.
47:51It was actually the focal point of my old extension.
47:53Oh, sweet.
47:54Yeah, it was, actually.
47:56But it's mine now.
47:57Oh, thanks for understanding.
47:58So if you could just get off.
48:00You get off!
48:01Get off!
48:01Get off, my high horse!
48:03Get off!
48:03Delete that!
48:12Delete that.
48:13Oh.
48:13Delete that.
48:20I'm sorry.
48:21It's only a bug roll.
48:22I can't use that.
48:24Get me all sleep.
48:26Of course.
48:26I can't use that.
48:30Okay.
48:31Okay.
48:32You've much nicer things than that wooden pony, Amanda.
48:34You don't get it, Anne.
48:36You're not a style obsessive like me.
48:38You probably couldn't name, like, a single interior designer.
48:41Laurence Llewellyn Bowen?
48:42Exactly.
48:43Well, there's a reason why that horse was in storage for the last three years.
48:46Yeah.
48:47Because my ceilings aren't high enough.
48:49No.
48:50It's because that horse belongs to the old Amanda.
48:52I just don't know if I'm ready to give up on Regency proportions.
48:57I miss Chiswick, Anne!
48:59Yeah, but Chiswick doesn't deserve you.
49:01You're the Queen of Soha now.
49:04You're a big fish in an up-and-coming pond.
49:08Yeah.
49:09You're the new Amanda.
49:10Yeah.
49:10So much bolder, brighter, braver.
49:15I couldn't do what you were doing.
49:17Reinventing yourself.
49:18Yeah.
49:18Thanks for saying that.
49:24You're like Madonna.
49:26Oh, Madonna, Anne.
49:26She's like 17.
49:27Oh, yeah.
49:28Yeah.
49:28Sorry.
49:31What?
49:35Darius!
49:36Oh, my God.
49:41Darius is shifting Georgie.
49:43Oh, my God.
49:44Oh, thank Christ he's not with Morton.
49:46Oh, Amanda.
49:47This is the best thing ever.
49:49We're practically like in-laws now.
49:51Yay!
49:52Oh, look.
49:53It tears of joy.
50:00Yo.
50:01Flogged all your hoes?
50:02Um.
50:03Done all right.
50:03People love an old tool.
50:04Takes one to know one.
50:06No, but seriously.
50:08Listen, this is for you.
50:10Anne told me you were a bit, like, cut up.
50:13So I thought I should repatriate these to their rightful owner.
50:16Right, yeah.
50:16It's really not that big of a deal.
50:18I get it.
50:19I do.
50:21Abs is an amazing woman, and after everything that happened...
50:24I'm not quite sure what you...
50:24I just want you to know...
50:26I feel sick to my stomach about it, Mal.
50:28No, I do.
50:29Because I have to live with the fact that I stole another man's wife.
50:32No, but you didn't.
50:33I don't have to say that.
50:34You've been divorced for two years before you guys even met.
50:36Oh, you stopped being a nice guy.
50:38Hey, but I don't deserve you.
50:40I could be one-tenth of the man you are.
50:50You even give amazing hugs.
50:52I should have moved my car, but seriously, though.
50:57Thanks.
51:04Ned!
51:05What?
51:06It's my stuff.
51:08Oh!
51:09My bad.
51:09I thought this was a bin.
51:29Did you get your big horse back, darling?
51:31No.
51:32I decided to let it go, move on.
51:34Mal's taking the rest of my stuff to the charity shop.
51:35I'm fully embracing my simpleton lifestyle.
51:39Turn that page.
51:40Start anew.
51:40Yeah.
51:41Leave the past behind.
51:42My old friend Bunny would approve.
51:44Oh, Mummy.
51:45She had a great life, right?
51:47Yeah, well, you know.
51:48She died alone in a tiny flat surrounded by cats.
51:52I told you it was a very depressing funeral.
51:54But you do you, darling.
51:55But you do you, darling.
52:11Who burnt this basket?
52:14Oh, God.
52:15Tells, babe.
52:16I think I found my calling.
52:21Oh.
52:22I just bought it off that bloke for a fiver.
52:28Yeah.
52:29Lovely.
52:30Yeah.
52:30Great.
52:31I'm just going to tuck it in the back of the car, actually.
52:33Hey.
52:34Sorry.
52:34Sorry.
52:34Do you think I could get a glass of water?
52:58Of course.
52:58Absolutely.
52:59I love your minimal style.
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