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00:00Hi Skinner.
00:17What the fuck?
00:19Can you take this sock out please, Pete?
00:24What the fuck am I doing here?
00:27You're next on the board.
00:29You're next on the board.
00:35Is this about your fucking shitty brother?
00:37My brother wasn't shitty.
00:41Cash was a fucking asshole.
00:43My brother was an angel.
00:48Everyone thought he was a fucking dick.
00:52No, they didn't.
00:57Fuck you!
00:59I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:01Are you?
01:03All right, all right!
01:05Fuck!
01:07So think back a week ago on Thursday.
01:09Where were you?
01:10What?
01:11Last week on Thursday.
01:13Where were you Skinner?
01:15Pinger's fucking release party!
01:17Oh shit.
01:19Ask Dave!
01:20He was there!
01:21Yeah, I was there, but you weren't there.
01:23We sang karaoke, you dumb fuck!
01:27Islands in the fucking stream!
01:29Oh yeah!
01:30Yeah, we did.
01:31It was pretty good.
01:32Must have hit the bags and the piss pretty hard that night, huh?
01:35Get the fuck outta here, Skid.
01:36Get your fuck outta here, Skid.
01:37You're fucked now, Moni.
01:38You know that right?
01:39If you go after me, everyone's gonna fucking turn on you!
01:42Yeah!
01:43Get your fuck outta here, Skid.
01:44You're fucked now, Moni.
01:45You know that, right?
01:46You go after me, everyone's gonna fucking turn on you.
01:51You're in there.
01:54Fuck! Get your fucking...
01:57The next time I'm about to brand a notoriously vengeful criminal,
02:03maybe take a moment to consider whether you are a crucial part of their alibi.
02:09You stupid fuck!
02:13Sorry, Mum.
02:15Just because he was a pinger doesn't mean he wasn't involved.
02:20Yeah, our killer wasn't at a fucking release party, Suze.
02:24Whoever killed him was looking into his eyes as he died.
02:39We going to prison?
02:41Well, the graph has covered the croc, the explosion in the hand,
02:44but there's nothing in here anywhere about us.
02:46See? We're fine.
02:47In fact, given that our bank account is currently bursting at the seams,
02:50I'd say we're better than fine.
02:51Oh, don't get any ideas, all right?
02:53The advance payment from Chemist Galore has got to go right back into the business.
02:56We're killing it, Martin.
02:57We're crushing sales, and we're going to that Chemist Galore hotshot party day.
03:01Vendor engagement and training day, yeah.
03:03Right, and they only invite their favorite brands, right?
03:06Correct.
03:06Which makes us beauty retail royalty, so start acting like it.
03:10No frivolous spending, Vicky.
03:11Why are you like this?
03:12Because someone has to be.
03:14God.
03:14Jesus, fuck.
03:22Morning, dickheads.
03:24How'd you get in here?
03:25Credit card and a decade of experience?
03:28How long have you been here?
03:30What's the matter?
03:31Well, what if we didn't come back all day?
03:34You're just going to sit in the dark like a bunch of weirdos?
03:36Did you even bring snacks?
03:37Yeah, we bought fucking snacks.
03:38What kind of fucking snacks did you bring?
03:41Tim Tams.
03:42Yum.
03:42Okay, I'm guessing this is about the exploding crocodile.
03:46So you saw the news?
03:47We did.
03:48Which brings me to my next question.
03:49What the fuck are you still doing here?
03:51Well, if the cops knew anything, we'd already be caught, right?
03:54Don't worry about the cops.
03:55These sisters out of jail.
03:56The tattoo lady?
03:58She's been interrogating everyone that crossed paths with her brother.
04:01Breaking bones, burning flesh, cutting fingers.
04:05And because Martin was Cash's last mark, it's just a matter of time before she lands on him.
04:09Which means you two need to get the fuck out of town.
04:12Preferably the country.
04:14Shit.
04:14Yeah, shit.
04:18How sure are we that she'll even figure out it was us?
04:21Why?
04:23I mean, it's just business-wise, things are kind of on the up for us.
04:27Yeah.
04:28I don't think you hear what we're fucking saying.
04:30She's offering 75 grand to anyone who catches Cash's killer.
04:34She's not going to stop until she gets her man.
04:37Okay, uh, what if we can point her in the direction of a different man?
04:42How are we going to do that, genius?
04:43I don't know, frame job?
04:45What does that mean?
04:46Okay, off the top of my head, we find a patsy, someone deserving, come up with a story of
04:52why they would want Cash dead, and then lay out some breadcrumbs for the sister.
04:57Boom, we're in the clear.
04:58Okay, but won't Moni kill the patsy?
05:01I said deserving, didn't I?
05:02Look, can we focus, please?
05:04I'm supposed to be out getting gaffer tape.
05:07Okay, what if we frame someone who's already dead?
05:10Hmm, disturbing pivot.
05:12Intriguing.
05:13Where are you going to get a dead body?
05:15Because I'm shit out of corpses, don't know about you, Terry.
05:19Actually.
05:20Oh, shit.
05:21Really?
05:23Maybe.
05:24Okay, so just stress testing this, we get a random body, but, I mean, can we really
05:30turn it into a viable killer?
05:32Well, I mean, I have fabricated a few identities in my time.
05:37Buddy, what do you say?
05:39Can you do it?
05:40I didn't get you fuckwits into this mess, so if I get you out, I'll get every cent of
05:45that reward.
05:45You got it?
05:46No, no deal, we're out.
05:47No, no, no, no, yes, we'll do it.
05:50Fine, we'll do it.
05:51So could we actually pull it off?
05:53Oh, I mean, it's not going to be easy.
05:56Cadavers don't come cheap.
05:57They need some cash.
05:58Well, we don't have any money, so.
06:00Vicky, we do have money.
06:01Oh, my God, I'm never going to be rich, am I?
06:04Oh, I thought you two were siblings.
06:06We are siblings.
06:07Why are you hitting your brother's balls?
06:08It was a ball tap.
06:10Chill out.
06:11That's not right.
06:12Thank you, Terry.
06:13You're welcome.
06:15My God.
06:18Hello, celebrity smiles.
06:20Hi, my name is Joyce Davis.
06:21I'm a reporter with The Graph.
06:22I'm investigating a story,
06:24and I'm hoping you might be able to help.
06:26Okay.
06:26I'm looking for a patient missing a canine,
06:28likely in rough shape,
06:29maybe didn't want to give you the full story
06:31about what happened.
06:32Um, I can't really divulge that kind of information.
06:35But that rings a bell, yeah?
06:38Um, maybe.
06:40Okay, listen, I get it.
06:42There are rules.
06:43But this is a murder I'm talking about.
06:45Um.
06:46That's right.
06:49Well, there was this one guy who came in screaming,
06:51covered in blood.
06:53You know what happened?
06:54Doc reckons someone went at him with pliers.
06:57I know this is against protocol,
06:59but if you could give me his name,
07:02you could be the person who stops this from happening again.
07:06Logan Jameson.
07:07A dress?
07:14Buying a body is new for me.
07:15Where do you think we'll get it?
07:17I don't know.
07:18What?
07:18You're not even interested?
07:19Look, Vicky, we need to focus.
07:21If we're going to secure a national distribution deal,
07:23we need to impress people today.
07:25Okay.
07:26Hi, Martin and Vicky Marvin.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Sorry, what company are you with?
07:29Transform.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:30The plane crash?
07:32That's us.
07:32It's us.
07:33You could not buy that type of coverage.
07:36I heard your sales boomed.
07:37I think it was mostly the product.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Sure.
07:42Thanks.
07:42All right.
07:45Vicky.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:46No.
07:47Bye.
07:54Oh, hey.
07:54There's Henley.
07:56Henley!
07:57Henley!
07:58How are you?
07:59I can't hear you.
08:00I'm too many people.
08:01I said, how are you doing?
08:03Okay.
08:04So how does one maximize the utility of this type of thing?
08:07Go to panels, ask questions, mingle, talk up the product.
08:11Okay.
08:12So you do the boring stuff, I do the fun stuff?
08:13Yeah.
08:14I thought we'd start here.
08:15Well, you can start here.
08:16Oh, open bar for attendees.
08:17Okay.
08:17I'm going to go schmooze and booze.
08:18Okay.
08:21Hey, can I get a...
08:26Hi.
08:27Coffee, please.
08:28Black.
08:28Sorry, Ms. Blansky.
08:30Machine's broken.
08:31I can have someone grab me some from the cafe.
08:32No, no.
08:33No need.
08:33I'll have sparkling water instead.
08:36Thanks.
08:36Right away.
08:37I will have that too, actually.
08:40Vicky Marvin, co-CEO of Tansform.
08:43Hazel, I don't shake hands.
08:46I don't either.
08:47Yeah.
08:47No.
08:48Imagine.
08:50New to the spray tan biz.
08:52You may have heard of us.
08:53We just crashed a plane.
08:54On purpose.
08:56Great question.
08:57If you have a moment, I'd love to tell you about it.
08:59Sorry.
08:59My schedule's packed, but nice to meet you.
09:02Oh, okay.
09:03So you're not into the women helping women thing?
09:06I get it.
09:07I thought...
09:08I thought we were leaving the ladder down, not raising it up, but I must...
09:11Oh, this.
09:12Does it normally work for you?
09:14Emotionally manipulating people with negative feedback?
09:17Yeah.
09:18It actually does.
09:20Okay, well.
09:21At least you're honest.
09:23If you give me ten minutes, I won't tell everybody here that you're a misogynistic monster.
09:26You've got five.
09:31Great.
09:33See?
09:33It works.
09:35Excuse me.
09:37Excuse me.
09:38Mind if I...
09:39Can I have an motion?
09:44This is exciting.
09:45Morning.
09:46I'm Louis Templeton.
09:49And I'm here to talk about how to compete as a new business, or as I like to refer to
09:55this talk, how to build a parachute in midair as you're hurtling towards the ground.
09:59Because that's what it's like, right?
10:01I mean, you've got no money, your manufacturer is demanding payment, your rent's due, the
10:04tax man is calling, all of which is happening whilst your rival, owned by a multinational
10:08stock market-listed money-spewing monster, tries to steamroll you.
10:13I know.
10:14Excuse me.
10:14I know.
10:15But when I first started my organic dog food company, all I wanted to do was feed
10:20my terrier, Basil, who sadly passed away in February.
10:24It's okay.
10:25I just wanted to feed him something healthy.
10:28Ten months in, I had 75 retail orders I couldn't fill, and a corporation, 3,000 times my size,
10:33was suing me for existing.
10:36So how did I survive?
10:38I stopped being afraid.
10:45I've been debating about what my reporter persona should be.
10:53Decided to go with aggressively sceptical.
10:55Uh, maybe leave the talking to me.
10:57Oh yeah, I'm not going to say anything, I'm just going to watch.
10:58Hello?
11:07Hi, Logan Jameson.
11:08Yes, can I help you?
11:09Joyce Davis, reporter with a graph.
11:11Uh, this might sound strange, but I think this is yours.
11:17Ah, no, that's not mine.
11:18Sorry, thank you.
11:18We just have a few questions.
11:20What?
11:20I don't have any answers.
11:22If that's the case, maybe there's someone else we could talk to.
11:24Sorry, honey, just charity workers.
11:26Just give me a sec.
11:28Alright, fine.
11:29Logan.
11:31There's a bloke I heard some money to.
11:33I couldn't pay, so he took my tooth.
11:35End of story.
11:35And why did you owe him money?
11:37Just one of those things.
11:39And is that why you killed him?
11:40Because of one of those things?
11:42Wait, who killed who?
11:44Uh, the establishment where your tooth was forcibly removed
11:47was owned by a man who was recently murdered.
11:49Now, we're not saying that...
11:50I fucking am.
11:51You hated him, so you killed him.
11:52We're on to you, buddy.
11:54Wait, wait, wait.
11:54I didn't kill anyone.
11:56Tell that to the cops.
11:57There's no need for police.
11:58When someone kills someone, the police are normally needed, right?
12:02Normally, yeah.
12:04This is just a misunderstanding.
12:05I'm sure a jury of your peers would agree with you on that
12:08and not send you to prison forever.
12:10Ha-ha, they will.
12:11Okay, tell us what happened.
12:14Fine.
12:15A couple of months back, first Friday of May,
12:18I went to the casino.
12:19You know, all right, won the jackpot
12:22and then this woman took an interest in me.
12:25Uh, can you describe her?
12:26Yeah, describe her.
12:27Mid-30s, dark hair, petite, called herself Susie.
12:32Anyway, she took me to a bar and we were knocking them back.
12:35Name of the bar?
12:37The Sour Fox.
12:37We get to talking and we realise we have, shall we say, similar interests.
12:45And the next thing I know, I'm at a hotel room sharing those interests.
12:51Uh, what exactly are we talking about?
12:54Was that really relevant?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Very.
12:56She spanked my feet.
13:00Oh.
13:02Is that it?
13:03I thought you were going to say something weird.
13:06Is it not?
13:07No, feet stuff's pretty mainstream.
13:08I love feet stuff.
13:09Oh.
13:10Okay.
13:11So, Susie?
13:12Right, so, next day at breakfast, she shows me this video of us
13:16and that's when Cash showed up.
13:17They blackmailed you?
13:19Yeah, they were going to tell my wife.
13:20So, I paid and they deleted the video.
13:22So, when did the tooth happen?
13:24A few weeks later.
13:25Cash showed up alone.
13:26He wanted more money.
13:27He had another copy of the video.
13:29But I figured if I paid, then I'd be on the hook forever.
13:31So, I said no and that's how I wound up with pliers in my mouth.
13:34So, he took your tooth, you won a revenge and so you fucking killed him?
13:37No, I didn't kill him.
13:38You sure?
13:40I'm married with three kids.
13:41I'm an engineer.
13:42I'm not a bloody gangster.
13:44Okay.
13:45If you think of anything else...
13:48Listen, these people.
13:49You don't want to mess with us.
13:51And you don't want to mess with us.
13:54Anyways, good talking to you, okay?
13:57Have a day.
13:58Okay.
13:59Yep.
13:59See ya.
14:00Yes.
14:04So, I basically just have one question and that is...
14:07How can I be exactly like you?
14:10You don't want to be me.
14:11Okay, the hot bartender was going to send someone to get you coffee.
14:15I want people to bring me beverages from faraway places.
14:17Yeah, I know it sounds good, but my phone never stops ringing.
14:20Anyway, tell me about you.
14:21Okay, um, my brother and I started a spray tan company this year and we're in a few stores.
14:28We're doing pretty good.
14:29And what did you do before?
14:30I bounced around.
14:33Yeah, well, I did my fair share of bouncing around at one point.
14:36You were a bouncer around her?
14:38Well, I wasn't always Hazel Belansky.
14:41There was a point in my life where I wasn't exactly focused.
14:44How did you figure it out?
14:46Hard work.
14:47There are no shortcuts, especially as a woman.
14:49No, I love shortcuts, though.
14:51Oh, that sucks.
14:53I know this is going to sound shallow, but all I want in life is to be rich and successful
14:59in the envy of every single fucking person I've ever met.
15:04Incredibly shallow.
15:05You know, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
15:07Well, only a rich person would say that.
15:09You know, a lot of people rely on me, which means that my life has to be together.
15:13You know what I mean?
15:14No, I don't.
15:15Not at all.
15:16Okay, uh, chemist galore, paid for a suite, all expenses.
15:21And what am I going to do tonight?
15:23I'm going to answer some work emails, go for a run on the treadmill, answer more emails,
15:27go to bed.
15:28Okay, well, it sounds like you just need someone to remind you how to have a good time,
15:32which is kind of my whole thing.
15:34And lucky for you, I'm about to show you the night of your goddamn life, and all I need
15:39in exchange is a couple of business tips.
15:41Easy.
15:42Um, thanks, but...
15:44One night!
15:44Put your fucking phone on silent!
15:47This is actually a great deal for you.
15:48It's better for you than for me.
15:49We're doing this.
15:50Just say yes.
15:51This is actually not a question.
15:52You're doing this.
15:53I'm going to bring this guy if you want to.
15:54We're going to have the best night of your life.
15:56Say yes.
15:57Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
15:58Fuck it.
16:00Fuck yeah.
16:02Now, how did I learn how not to be afraid?
16:05To explain, I'm going to need a volunteer.
16:08Anyone.
16:10Yes, you.
16:11Come on up.
16:14Good man.
16:16Introduce yourself.
16:18Hi, I'm Martin Marvin.
16:20I'm the CEO of Tansform.
16:21We're a spray tan company.
16:23And how's business?
16:24Great.
16:24Sales are up.
16:25We're nearing a national distribution deal.
16:28All right.
16:29Yes.
16:31That's great, Mark.
16:33Now, I'm going to present you with a theoretical.
16:36A larger rival company sees Tansform, sees Tansform taking a small piece of their market
16:42share.
16:43So they offer you a choice.
16:44They'll buy you out at a fraction of your worth or they'll undercut you across the sector
16:48in order to destroy you.
16:50What do you do?
16:51I mean, I would have to look at the numbers, examine the data.
16:54You build some spreadsheets, right?
16:55It's true.
16:56Wrong.
16:56There's no numbers in the game they're playing.
16:57They're just trying to kill you.
16:58So what do you do?
17:00What do you do?
17:01When you're in a situation where you have no power, no leverage, no escape, and you're
17:05facing death, you need to introduce doubt.
17:12Do you know why, Martin?
17:14Because we want to make them question their own beliefs, knock them off balance.
17:17In order to do that, you need to be confident.
17:20You need to be feared.
17:21You need to project power.
17:24So we're going to do a little exercise.
17:25Is that okay?
17:26Sounds fun.
17:28Studies show that recalling past experiences in which you felt powerful can give you a
17:32psychological edge in situations in which you're fundamentally weak.
17:36So what I want you to do is pretend that I'm the head of a rival spray-tank business.
17:43I've offered you the aforementioned lose-lose situation.
17:47How are you going to counter?
17:50Uh, well, uh...
17:51Wrong.
17:52You've already lost.
17:53Try again.
17:53But this time, before you respond, I want you to think about a moment in which you felt
17:59powerful.
18:02Okay.
18:03Will you give me a shot?
18:06You okay?
18:12Yeah.
18:13Yeah, yeah.
18:14You got your image?
18:15No, but let me, uh, try it.
18:17Try again.
18:30You ready?
18:34Yeah.
18:35Uh, uh, uh, yeah?
18:38Good.
18:39Counter me.
18:40No counter.
18:42No counter.
18:43No, we're a good company.
18:45Ignore them.
18:46Focus on us.
18:46But they're going to kill you.
18:48I don't think so.
18:49Yes, they are.
18:49They're going to kill you.
18:51This is not going to end well for you, Martin.
18:53What are you going to do?
18:54What are you going to do, Martin?
18:57They're going to kill you, Martin.
19:01I...
19:01Should not have come up here.
19:04Martin.
19:05I'm sorry.
19:06It's just an exercise.
19:10It's just an exercise.
19:11Let's hear it for Martin, everybody.
19:12Uh, can I have another...
19:20You know, we're going to skip this bit.
19:22Okay, moving on.
19:22I got there.
19:37I got there.
19:37I got there.
20:07I got there.
20:37What are you doing?
20:39What are you doing?
20:42Scissors.
21:07Hurry up.
21:12Cleaner comes in ten.
21:17This is where we keep the unclaimed ones.
21:19No family.
21:19No next of kin.
21:20Just dead flesh in a refrigerator.
21:23Lovely.
21:23On the menu today.
21:24On the menu today.
21:28Dry aged ribeye.
21:30Local.
21:30Free range.
21:32Need a man.
21:33A man.
21:34Okay.
21:34There you go.
21:38There you go.
21:38A man.
21:41With a face?
21:44Face.
21:45Okay.
21:46Okay.
21:47Last up, we have this.
21:51Full face.
21:52Full disclosure, he is missing a leg.
21:54Is that all you got?
21:55Is that all you got?
21:55That's it.
21:58How do you go?
22:02Heart attack.
22:03Riding a motorbike.
22:05That's the leg.
22:06I was wearing his helmet though.
22:07That's the face.
22:08Fuck.
22:10You'll have to do.
22:15Probably saw a lead, please.
22:38You're on to something real back there.
22:53Weren't you?
22:56Don't know what you mean.
23:00Yeah, you do.
23:03The moment you picked it.
23:04Whatever it was,
23:09I could tell it was powerful.
23:15It made you uncomfortable.
23:21But I promise you,
23:23that feeling,
23:27once you embrace it,
23:31nothing's going to be able to stop you.
23:34Okay.
23:36That's interesting.
23:39That's a good...
23:42Good night.
23:54So this is where Susie took Logan.
23:57Yeah, pretty nice for a shakedown joint.
23:59Yeah, pretty fancy.
24:02Hey, what can I get you to?
24:03Hi, can I speak to the owner?
24:06Yeah, that's me.
24:07Joyce Davis, reporter.
24:09And this is my colleague, Nova Tallua.
24:11We're looking into an extortion ring
24:13that we believe uses your bar
24:15as part of its operation.
24:16Okay.
24:17Well, I don't know anything about that, so...
24:18We never said you did.
24:21We're looking for a woman,
24:23comes here every so often,
24:24mid-30s, dark hair,
24:26goes by Susie, we think.
24:28Right.
24:29Doesn't really narrow down much, does it, love?
24:31Oh, how convenient.
24:33Love.
24:35Any chance we can take a look at your footage?
24:38Oh, just the security footage?
24:40No.
24:41Not happening.
24:42That's what we call obstructing justice.
24:44Sorry.
24:45What makes you think
24:46I want my bar blasted all over the news
24:48as the centre of some, what, like, rip-off ring?
24:50Oh, no.
24:50No, no, no.
24:51It's hard enough to make a business like this work
24:53without being bad-mouthed all over town by you lot.
24:56It's starting to sound a lot like you were involved.
24:59Yeah, well, I'm not.
25:00Okay, and unless you would like a drink,
25:02can I politely ask you both to move on?
25:04Actually, I would like a drink.
25:06Okay.
25:06What would you like?
25:07Wouldn't you like to know?
25:09Yes.
25:10Yeah.
25:11Yeah, I would.
25:12And if you would like a drink,
25:13you tell me what that is,
25:15and then I'll get it for you.
25:16That's how this works.
25:20Just make it two white wines.
25:21Two white wines.
25:22Thanks.
25:22That was easy.
25:24Who is it?
25:39Open the door.
25:44Terry!
25:45Hey, mate.
25:47Just the man I was looking for.
25:48Hey, I've got the money.
25:49I...
25:49Come in.
25:50Make yourself at home?
25:54Yeah, just, I want to say,
25:55I had no hard feelings from last time.
25:57Yeah?
25:57That's just what mates do.
25:59All right?
25:59And thanks for the pillow.
26:01Really appreciate it.
26:01Hey, I won big at the trots last night.
26:04Have you been?
26:05That's good.
26:06A mate was telling me,
26:07you've got to go.
26:07Got to go.
26:08And we went,
26:09and, oh, fuck,
26:09I won big money.
26:10It was good.
26:11I think you should come with me next time.
26:13Yeah?
26:13Um, yeah, the money.
26:17Um...
26:18So...
26:18Oh, fuck.
26:20I put it right here.
26:23Uh, the cleaner must have swiped it.
26:24I saw her the other day
26:26as I was leaving,
26:26and she gave me this funny,
26:27funny little look,
26:28this bit of side eye.
26:29And I know,
26:30it was her,
26:31because I put it right here,
26:32and you can't trust anyone anymore,
26:34can you?
26:34Oh, it's a tough one, Ben.
26:36You know?
26:37Ah.
26:42Ta-da.
26:43What's that?
26:44Your debt paid,
26:46courtesy of some international investors.
26:49Oi.
26:52Oh, wow.
26:54Ah.
26:55Woo!
26:56What do I have to do?
26:57What you do best, Benno,
26:59lie.
27:04Surely this isn't the first roadblock
27:05you've hit in a big story.
27:07My reporting in Indiana
27:09mostly dealt with
27:10small-town ordinances.
27:12That might be
27:13the most boring sentence
27:15ever uttered.
27:16How did I do it for ten years?
27:18Is that why you left?
27:19For something bigger?
27:20Uh, yeah,
27:21that was part of it.
27:23And the other part?
27:25Um,
27:26I was married.
27:28Yeah, I still am, actually.
27:29Oh!
27:30Now there's a story.
27:32So what happened?
27:34Well,
27:35when Martin and I met,
27:36we wanted the same things.
27:38Yeah.
27:39Big city,
27:40big job,
27:40big life,
27:41but
27:41he went through
27:43some tough life stuff
27:44and, uh,
27:45he changed.
27:47You know,
27:47got scared.
27:49I started saying no
27:50to everything.
27:51Uh,
27:51no to moving to New York,
27:53no to the ambitious job,
27:54no to
27:55having kids.
27:58Yeah,
27:59I thought it was temporary,
27:59but the longer
28:01it went on,
28:01the more he dug in.
28:03And, um,
28:05yeah.
28:06Eventually,
28:07I had to make a choice.
28:10That's what scares me
28:11about working with my family.
28:12Mm.
28:14Getting trapped forever.
28:15Mm.
28:18To not getting trapped.
28:21To not getting trapped.
28:22This wine is awful.
28:29I like it.
28:30But,
28:30oh,
28:30wine tastes the same to me.
28:31But that's why people
28:32probably hate this place.
28:34Why do you say that?
28:35To check the reviews
28:36before we arrived?
28:37They are
28:38unkind.
28:40These are brutal.
28:45Explains why
28:46he didn't want to help.
28:47Any more bad publicity
28:48in this place
28:49is sunk.
28:53Joyce?
28:54Just for a second.
28:55Joyce?
28:57Joyce?
28:58If you're not having this,
28:59can I just
29:00have the rep?
29:01I'm just gonna have it.
29:02Do not operate
29:03heavy machinery
29:04after this place.
29:06Hey,
29:06two more?
29:07Hey.
29:08How would you feel
29:09about a glowing write-up
29:10in the graph?
29:11Full five-star treatment.
29:14What's it gonna cost me?
29:19Hi,
29:20it's Vicky.
29:20Leave me a message.
29:21A short message.
29:22Hey,
29:23it's me.
29:23Where are you?
29:36I started
29:37from the bottom
29:38and now I'm rich.
29:39I got in my bag
29:40and I ain't look back since.
29:42I started to say sorry,
29:43but fuck that shit.
29:45You started out hating,
29:46now you love my drip.
29:48I started from the bottom
29:49and now I'm rich.
29:50I got in my bag
29:52and I ain't look back since.
29:53I started to say sorry,
29:54but fuck that shit.
29:56You started out hating,
29:57now you love my drip.
29:58I ain't look back since.
29:59I don't know.
29:59I'm rich.
30:00I don't know.
30:00I'm rich.
30:01I don't mean to be rude.
30:02I'm a 10,
30:03you a two.
30:03He be blowing me up
30:05like a fucking balloon.
30:06I just tell him,
30:07give me space
30:08like the man on the moon.
30:09You know that I'm the best.
30:10Is that why you depressed?
30:12Say you getting a check.
30:13Girl,
30:13you be fronting my breasts.
30:15I look good for myself.
30:16I got no one to impress.
30:17You better ask your GPS.
30:19I ain't the one to attract.
30:20So bitch,
30:20look.
30:21Okay,
30:21come on.
30:22You got it.
30:23Come in.
30:23Get these out.
30:24Come on.
30:25We have to do this.
30:27No way.
30:29No way.
30:30Here we go.
30:30Way.
30:32Fucking,
30:33fucking,
30:33good God.
30:35Woo.
30:36That was going to be warmer.
30:38Oh my God,
30:39that's not as advertised.
30:40Australia's fucking cold.
30:45Okay.
30:47So,
30:48how did you become
30:50Hazel Bolansky?
30:53When did you stop bouncing around?
30:55Um,
30:56well,
30:57I was,
30:58I was a mess,
30:59to be honest.
31:00I lived in a no-bedroom apartment
31:02above a kebab shop.
31:04Gorgeous.
31:05And my main source of income
31:06was selling nitrous bulbs to kids.
31:11Um,
31:11high school kids.
31:13I had morals.
31:14I had four different credit cards,
31:16three of which were not me.
31:17in my name.
31:19I totally get it.
31:21I spent a summer putting broken glass
31:23into salads
31:23and then
31:24suing restaurants.
31:27Wow.
31:28I know.
31:28You are a piece of trash.
31:31I'm a piece of shit.
31:33Haven't you realized that yet?
31:34Wow.
31:35Very impressive.
31:39Okay,
31:39so then,
31:40what changed?
31:43Oh,
31:43it's not like,
31:44I mean,
31:45I wanted something else.
31:46I just,
31:46I didn't know how to change.
31:47so I kept going back to what I knew
31:50and then,
31:51one day,
31:52I have this altercation
31:54with a client
31:55and I slip on a bulb
31:57and I wake up in ER
31:58with a fractured skull.
31:59No,
32:00no,
32:00no,
32:00no,
32:00no.
32:01Felt like the universe
32:01was telling me to get on with it,
32:03you know?
32:03Oh my God.
32:04Okay,
32:05I think I figured it out.
32:06So to achieve my dreams
32:08and be like you,
32:10I just have to have
32:11a near-death experience.
32:13You are a unique one,
32:15Vicky.
32:16Mm-hmm.
32:17I like to think so.
32:19You know what?
32:20What?
32:22We should do something together.
32:24Your company
32:25and mine.
32:27That is
32:28such a good idea,
32:29Hazel.
32:30Mm-hmm.
32:31Okay,
32:32that's the first smart thing
32:33you've said all night.
32:36Well,
32:36thank you.
32:39Um,
32:40right,
32:40so there you go.
32:41May the third.
32:42Mm-hmm.
32:43Can you fast forward?
32:44Yeah.
32:45Keep going.
32:46Keep going.
32:47Oh my God,
32:48there's Logan.
32:48Hit play.
32:50Yep.
32:53Pause.
32:54Yep.
32:56Enhance.
32:57What?
32:58It doesn't do that.
33:00Never mind.
33:02There she is.
33:04Our mystery woman.
33:14That's the last one.
33:16All right, Rusty.
33:18Thanks for coming
33:18and helping
33:19with our inquiry.
33:21Love to the kids, eh?
33:22And your missus.
33:24I have feelings, yeah?
33:25Yeah,
33:25you can have your truth back.
33:26How have we not found the killer?
33:32We're not being aggressive enough
33:34in our line of questioning.
33:36Let's bring them back in,
33:38start taking eyes.
33:39Hey,
33:39maybe we should look at the marks.
33:41But I just don't think
33:43Cash was killed
33:44by some
33:44horned-up suit
33:45who got suckered
33:46into a honey trap.
33:47You know,
33:47I've been listening
33:48to this crime podcast lately.
33:49I mean,
33:50there's too many ad breaks
33:51and the voice of the host
33:52is amazing.
33:52Your point, Dave.
33:54Well,
33:54they say
33:54you always look
33:56at who was the last person
33:57to see the victim.
33:59Yeah,
33:59yeah,
34:00but I just don't think
34:01we should be taking advice
34:02from a podcast.
34:03We should...
34:04Who was the last person
34:05to see him?
34:06I don't think
34:18I don't know.
34:19Hello?
34:36Martin, listen.
34:38Moni's guys are on the way to the motel.
34:40They'll be there any second.
34:43You need to run.
34:46It's one.
34:47It's a mark.
34:49That was my idea.
34:50Being a mark isn't the point.
34:53Just listen to the podcast, I sent you.
34:54I don't have time to listen to every podcast you send through.
34:58I'm happy just to share the credit.
35:00You always do this.
35:01Do what?
35:02Pick it back on my idea so that Moni thinks you're the smart one.
35:05I genuinely don't think you realise how smart that I actually am.
35:17What is that him?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I've only seen him naked.
35:25He's right in.
35:26Yep.
35:32Are you going to beg?
35:33You want to beg?
35:34No, go for it.
35:35No, no, go.
35:36I'll look at your insistence.
35:37Yeah.
35:37Go ahead.
35:40Come on.
35:41Got to do some calisthenics, brother.
35:44Engage the core.
35:45No, no, no.
35:47No, no, no.
35:48Please, please.
35:49That's a mistake.
35:49That's a mistake.
35:50It's okay, mate.
35:51It's okay.
35:51No, no.
35:52Please.
35:53Really?
35:56Oh, sorry, mate.
35:58Come on.
36:00Oh, shit.
36:01You all right, brother?
36:07Hi, fuckface.
36:10What's happening?
36:11Who are you?
36:12Oh, I'm sorry.
36:13How rude.
36:14I'm Moni.
36:15And we're trying to figure out who killed my brother.
36:17We thought maybe you could help.
36:19Your brother?
36:20Yeah.
36:21Cash Monroe.
36:22He blackmailed you a couple of weeks back over a fuck vid.
36:25Does that ring any bells?
36:27Wait, he's dead?
36:29Cute.
36:30Pretending you don't know.
36:33Don't pretend.
36:35I didn't kill him.
36:36And yet somebody did.
36:38And you were the last person to see him alive, so...
36:41I paid him the money and he left.
36:42I swear.
36:43Can anyone corroborate?
36:45Yeah, Moni, he did.
36:46He paid and we left.
36:48Plus, he never really gave off the killer vibes to me.
36:50But it's always the quiet ones, isn't it, Toos?
36:52I mean, maybe he wanted a refund or he thought that cash was still going to tell his wife anyway.
36:56That's not at all...
36:57Oh, please.
37:00Okay, hold.
37:03I've been yanking and punching and burning all day.
37:07Let's try something new.
37:10Would you have a mind?
37:11Did you kill my brother?
37:21No.
37:35Tell me you killed my brother.
37:37And I'll make it stop.
37:40Kill him.
37:41Kill him.
37:47Again.
37:53Again.
37:57Again.
38:07We're out of water.
38:08Well, fill it up, then.
38:09Sorry, Martin.
38:11Won't be a minute.
38:11I know you killed him, Martin.
38:33There's no doubt of my view.
38:34You may need to introduce death.
38:42You want this to stop?
38:44Confise.
38:46You need to project power.
38:49Martin, we all know you did it.
38:51They're going to kill you.
38:52What are you going to do?
38:54If you embrace it, nothing's going to be able to stop you.
38:57It's coke, Martin.
38:57It's coke, Martin.
38:58It's the longest I've seen anyone go.
39:07It's coke, Martin.
39:08It's the longest I've seen anyone go.
39:09Tell me you killed my brother, or you're going to die in this chair, Martin.
39:24It wasn't me.
39:28Again?
39:39I didn't know that I had to die.
40:09I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
41:09I don't know.
41:39I have a shit ton of ideas.
41:44Okay.
41:46Why don't you call the office?
41:48Oh, sorry.
41:50No, this was your idea.
41:52And did I have that idea before or after ingesting enough MDMA to fly a rocket to the moon?
41:59Okay, I'm sorry.
42:01Are you blowing me off right now?
42:04Vicki, your company and my brand, they're not at the same scale.
42:09I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
42:10What's the difference, though?
42:11I mean, it's just chemicals that you put on your body.
42:13It's taken me years to build my company into what it is.
42:16And I'd like to do it a little faster, so help me out.
42:20Oh, would you?
42:21Yeah.
42:22Okay.
42:23All right.
42:24Just look at these ideas.
42:26It's been hours on them.
42:27Hours.
42:29Wow.
42:30What the fuck is going on?
42:32You can't shortcut your way to success, Vicki.
42:35Well, I could try if you would stop being such a bitch about it.
42:39Oh, this was your plan the whole time?
42:42What?
42:43Get me completely fucked up and convince me to lay out my coattails for you to ride on?
42:48Wow.
42:49Okay.
42:49Well, speaking of coattails, I'm taking this robe.
42:53I'm taking this robe, which is like a coat.
42:55Great.
42:55It's mine now.
42:56Enjoy it.
42:57I think I will.
42:58It's the hotel's.
42:59Well, it's fucking Vicki's now.
43:02Get out of my room.
43:03It was lovely getting to know you.
43:04Fuck you.
43:05Out.
43:07But when I call, do I ask for like an assistant or is it...
43:11Oh, now I can't even call the office?
43:12No.
43:14You can't call the office.
43:15Wow.
43:16Fuck you.
43:17Absolutely fuck you.
43:27Jesus Christ, Martin.
43:32What happened?
43:34Money.
43:35You okay?
43:40What'd she do to you?
43:42Waterboarded me.
43:45Seriously?
43:47I'm fine.
43:49It's fine.
43:49You sure?
43:50You sure?
43:53Did you talk?
43:57Okay, so we're in the clear?
44:00Okay.
44:01Okay.
44:02Good.
44:03That's great.
44:05That's great.
44:06Okay.
44:07Wow.
44:08Well, usually all I have to do is pinch you hard and you spill your guts.
44:14How did you handle torture?
44:18A trick I picked up.
44:19Where?
44:21Chemist Galora's vendor engagement and motherfucking training day.
44:31Animal.
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