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Four More Shots Please - Season 4 Episode 2 -
Pact Ke Side Effect
Pact Ke Side Effect
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00:00It all started with one harmless fact.
00:13A little, yes queen, let's do it moment.
00:17But now, we are actually doing it.
00:30Why is it that long flight?
00:35No, no.
00:36You got a coffee for a long flight.
00:39Really long flight?
00:41Wait, no.
00:42Just a long flight.
00:43This is too far, Baba.
00:44No, a phone?
00:45Warning.
00:46Warning?
00:47Yes.
00:48I'm a cyclone show that said warning.
00:50You're starting to do podcasts.
00:52I'm here to help.
00:53Help.
00:54Hey.
00:56Nice digs.
00:57Bit small.
00:58Small.
00:59Small?
01:04Who told you to tell me about my podcast?
01:06If you need to tell someone, what kind of brother am I?
01:10That day, I listened to your podcast with Priya and Priya.
01:13And I knew immediately.
01:15Wash your hands first.
01:18You're an animal.
01:19And I don't need any help.
01:22So you can haul your ass back to dinner.
01:24Okay?
01:25Really?
01:26Yeah, really.
01:27If you don't need my help, then I need to help.
01:30What?
01:31Last minute, SOS will fall.
01:32Ash, what did I do?
01:34Firstly, I never talk like that.
01:37And secondly, I never ask for help.
01:39You should ask, right?
01:41There's no such crisis.
01:43Yuck.
01:45Almond milk.
01:46What is the real milk in this house?
01:48How many of you are missing?
01:50You went to Portugal on the girls trip.
01:52Yeah, you went to run.
01:53Is there bread in this house?
01:55No, it's not even if it's no-caps.
01:56Or I'm getting drunk?
01:57Yes, I'm getting drunk.
01:58No, I'm getting drunk.
01:59You're not getting drunk.
02:00I'm getting drunk.
02:01It's a gluten-free!
02:03It'll be horrible. This shit is super expensive.
02:06How much is it going to happen?
02:08It's called tiyaar.
02:10Do you mind?
02:12Kashundi, salami, harami.
02:16Rhyming salami to harami.
02:19That's a new low even for you, brother.
02:22Salami isn't there.
02:24Kashundi is inside or harami?
02:27Yes.
02:31I don't want a new chadu.
02:33This shit is bad.
02:34I don't have to pay for your money.
02:36And electricity bill is also due.
02:38Kumbhiyya!
02:39Babi, make a latte kusha.
02:40Pasta.
02:45Fine.
02:46Pasta or kichdi?
02:48Kichdi.
02:51I'll give you both.
02:53Oh, ma'am!
02:55I completely forgot on photos what happened.
02:57Oh.
02:58There's a line of matches, right?
03:00No, nothing.
03:01What?
03:02But photos were very good.
03:03Yeah, actually, I didn't set up a profile, so...
03:07Umang.
03:08Umang.
03:09A hot woman like you deserves some hot romance.
03:12Phone do you have.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Okay.
03:16Let's see.
03:19Name. Umang Singh.
03:21Age 32.
03:22Yes.
03:23Interested in...
03:24LGBTQIA plus hookups.
03:26Sorry.
03:27Relationships.
03:28Interests.
03:29Working out.
03:30Healthy cooking.
03:31Hang out with friends.
03:32Bars.
03:33Secret Panju films.
03:34I don't know anything about anything about it.
03:35You and your friends were discussing a Punjabi film that day, right?
03:36And on Thursday, that new bar, I was there.
03:37Moving on.
03:38Health.
03:39Fitness.
03:40Kickboxing.
03:41Running.
03:42Cycling.
03:43You come from Cycle, right?
03:44Yeah.
03:45I live in my past.
03:46I live in my past.
03:47I live in my past.
03:48Moving on.
03:49Health.
03:50Fitness.
03:51Kickboxing.
03:52Running.
03:53Cycling.
03:55You always come from Cycle, right?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I live in my past.
03:58So...
03:59How many past?
04:01Um...
04:02Cat and Mouse Cafe.
04:04Which building?
04:05Ben Lily.
04:06Oh my goodness, dude.
04:08My friend literally lives in the next building.
04:10Ben Marie.
04:11If you get to meet the next building, then you will also leave.
04:16Oh, fuck.
04:17He also wanted to change the logo.
04:20Now I'm going to file a trademark case.
04:37Huh.
04:38You know, even Periyar National Park, maybe it's just...
04:42Let me call you back.
04:44Hi neighbor.
04:45Nice to see you again.
04:46Lost something?
04:47Yeah.
04:48I'm cool today in the traffic jam.
04:51You know, I'm keeping up with Vanderpoor.
04:53From Rohan once, by the way.
04:55So...
04:56So...
04:57It's not yours.
04:58It's not yours.
04:59No.
05:00It's not yours.
05:01It's not yours.
05:02We are...
05:03We are very busy.
05:04I'm planning a jungle safari for a needful British pop stock.
05:10It's yours.
05:11It's yours.
05:12It's yours.
05:13It's yours.
05:14Okay.
05:15It's yours.
05:19It's yours.
05:20You're welcome.
05:22Nice leg you got on you.
05:23This is your standard to score.
05:24I have a habit of scoring.
05:54And my ladies, trying to make all formalities.
05:58Give me four more shots, please.
06:01Time, please, yeah, our time are here.
06:03Give me four more shots, please.
06:10Give me four more shots, please.
06:18I just want to know if the bell will be.
06:21That's the same old Giza Pita ading dog.
06:24Or that psycho bird wala nhi otta dhe.
06:27You know what I'm talking about.
06:28Listen, yara, I know thodi si a ji ba,
06:30lekin dil ki bhot achchi hai.
06:31Tujye bada pata hai?
06:33Hello ji.
06:34What's the good news?
06:36Ashol, my brother.
06:39Hi.
06:40It's just Ash, short for Ashoka Ditya.
06:43Toh ye hai Damani ka badnam girl gang.
06:46Badnam nahi.
06:47Badkismat.
06:48He's funny.
06:50Umang, I love your fitness videos.
06:53I've done that deadlift strike, I almost had a hernia.
06:57And Anjana, did someone say you have a kid?
07:00Yeah.
07:01You don't look a day over 30.
07:04Oh my god, I like you already.
07:06Listen, if my memory serves me right,
07:08we're already connected on social media, right?
07:10Yes.
07:11Right?
07:12Nice to meet you finally.
07:13Stalker.
07:14What are you saying?
07:15You never accepted my friend request.
07:17But all your friends have.
07:19Except Siddhi Patel.
07:21Good.
07:22The funny one.
07:24Or maybe not.
07:26What's that supposed to mean?
07:28Your jokes don't really cut it for me.
07:31Wow.
07:33Excuse me?
07:34And you're very funny, is it?
07:36Well, I'm the funniest person I've ever made.
07:38One of my favorite things.
07:50Ummang!
07:51Where would you get paid for money?
07:53Right, here.
07:55Ding-dong...
07:57I mean...
07:58You're gonna save...
07:59Have you slept right yet?
08:01No.
08:02Listen, you have to dive right in for this stuff to work.
08:04Phone do what's up.
08:08Okay, right?
08:15Now, let's see.
08:16The situation is fine.
08:24She's...
08:25asexual?
08:26What?
08:34No, no, no, no, no, no!
08:36Do that!
08:38I got you!
08:39No, no, no, no!
08:40No more!
08:41Yes!
08:42And the winner is...
08:45Mom's Day!
08:47Alright!
08:48One more!
08:49What?
08:50Why?
08:51What's bothering you?
08:53Come on.
08:54Spit it out.
08:56So...
08:58There's this boy...
09:00Vedant.
09:02Okay.
09:03Last week I asked him...
09:05whether he'll be my partner for the science project.
09:08Hmm.
09:09And he said yes.
09:10But when the teacher asked him to choose somebody for the science project,
09:15he chose Sana.
09:19Okay, so...
09:21you feel good.
09:22Oh, my mother has a first cry!
09:23Oh!
09:24Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Okay.
09:29You feel good.
09:30You feel good.
09:31It's very natural.
09:32But...
09:33in this age,
09:34the relationships that happen...
09:35are mature.
09:36You know what I mean?
09:37So...
09:38school is only for...
09:39friends.
09:40It's very natural.
09:41But...
09:42in this age,
09:43the relationships that happen...
09:45are mature.
09:46You know what I mean?
09:48You know what I mean?
09:49So...
09:50school is only for...
09:51friends.
09:52You know what I mean?
09:53So...
09:54school is only for...
09:55friends.
09:56For the rest of the fun...
09:58Mom, see?
09:59Hmm?
10:00After school,
10:01did you have lots of fun?
10:03Yeah, I did.
10:04I met your dad in college and...
10:06then...
10:09you came...
10:10and...
10:13are the most fun moments of my life.
10:16Yes, but that's not real fun, right?
10:20For this,
10:21you've done something else.
10:24See,
10:25I've got babies until I'm 50.
10:27the whole world.
10:29And I'll also be a start-up comedy.
10:30I'll also be a start-up comedy.
10:31I'll also be a start-up comedy.
10:57I'll also be a start-up comedy.
10:58I'll always be a start-up comedy.
10:59I'll be a start-up comedy.
11:00I'm a start-up comedy.
11:01I'll be a start-up comedy.
11:02Oh.
11:03Name options.
11:07Yell out!
11:08You've got to find me a little bit.
11:10Shut up!
11:11Shut up.
11:13Damini is world.
11:14It seems like a kid's show, right?
11:16How many seconds do you think about this title?
11:18What do I do?
11:20It's all good names. Nothing's available.
11:22I think the title should be Damini's P.R.E. P.R.E.
11:26Fuck off.
11:27Fuck off is a good option.
11:29But litigation can be done.
11:31I swear, one minute.
11:32Hey, one second. Stop it. Stop it.
11:34You get out of my house.
11:35I'll call Ma.
11:36Yeah, yeah. Run to vomit like you.
11:38You're far away, you're far away.
11:39Ma, Ma.
11:41What am I doing?
11:42What are you doing?
11:43Ma, she's completely lost her mind.
11:45Ma, what's the problem?
11:47He needs to leave my house right now.
11:50Damini, Ash, calm yourself. Be calm.
11:54I am calm.
11:55This is calm?
11:56Yes, it's calm.
11:57Ma.
11:58Damini, you have a habit alone.
12:00You have a little time spent with Ash.
12:02Time spent with him?
12:03No.
12:04Problem tacky?
12:05Problem tacky.
12:06Problem is that I do not want to live with a man child.
12:10Then have your own child.
12:11What?
12:12Ex, please do.
12:13Ma, not again.
12:14If it happened in a while, then it will be easier.
12:17Yes, but I think I should just focus on my career right now.
12:20And what if you want both someday?
12:22I have done both.
12:23Babies and a career.
12:25Ma.
12:26Ma.
12:27Do you know how much I am vilified?
12:28I am scutinized.
12:29I am scutinized.
12:30I am scutinized.
12:31I am either cancelled or trolled.
12:33Do you really want me to get a baby into this mess?
12:35That's because you are defiant by nature.
12:37And let me be clear.
12:39I love that about you.
12:40I wouldn't change a thing.
12:42Ma.
12:43I am fine.
12:44The world needs more defiant dominies.
12:47Oh, look at me.
12:48I am so defiant.
12:49I am defiant all the rules.
12:51No one understands me.
12:52Because I am so defiant.
12:54Your name is defiant.
12:56You should be on your own podcast.
12:57You are alone on your couch.
12:58Every week, the world is defiant.
13:01I am so defiant.
13:02I am so defiant.
13:03I am so defiant.
13:22That's it?
13:24The defiant diaries.
13:27In which in every episode,
13:30There will be someone who defied the norms.
13:34And lived on their own terms.
13:37Right here, on my couch.
13:40I am a genius.
13:42I called it.
13:44Hello.
13:45You wouldn't have called it if it wasn't for me.
13:47It's literally my name.
13:49Deef, I am.
13:50Oh, you've never finished anything.
13:51Damn it.
13:52Time out.
13:53Time out.
13:54Can you say Ami Cheta?
13:55Think about it.
13:56No.
13:57You only hope for a grandchild.
13:59Because Ash's eclothi hope left her.
14:05Piali left you.
14:08So you didn't help me to help you?
14:11No, I forgot.
14:12For you.
14:13Ash, you're so dead.
14:14No, no.
14:15Listen.
14:16Listen to me.
14:17One second.
14:18One second.
14:19You are the whole story.
14:20One second.
14:21You are the whole story.
14:22Fuck!
14:23Fuck!
14:24So.
14:25A Bharatnaathiam dancer.
14:31Who also teaches hip-hop.
14:34That's rare.
14:35I'm gonna break it on my own, I'm gonna take it on my own.
14:42So, a Bharatnatyam dancer who also teaches Hip-Hop.
14:47That's rare.
14:48A fitness enthusiast who loves eating pizza.
14:51That's rare.
14:53I don't even know, man.
14:55The meat is in my carbs.
14:57What's your memory?
14:59Uh-huh.
15:01My mom gave me my mom, my dad gave me my aunt.
15:04Do they know?
15:05Yeah.
15:06When I told you before, she went to the top.
15:09But now, it's okay.
15:11What about you?
15:13Your parents are pretty chill.
15:15They're probably just really glad their daughter isn't getting accidentally knocked up anytime soon.
15:21So, asexual means like no sex at all?
15:30You know what asexuality is, right?
15:33Yeah, that's LGBTQIA.
15:36Yeah, correct.
15:37Yeah.
15:38So, it's always?
15:40Yeah.
15:43I don't have any interest in sex.
15:45Neither in men nor in women.
15:47Never.
15:48As a teenager, I thought there was something wrong with me.
15:52And I was really weird.
15:53But then I just realized that I'm just really into emotional intimacy.
15:59I just want to know a human body.
16:04I don't know.
16:05Hmm.
16:06Hmm.
16:07So, your previous relationships were also with asexuals?
16:11Hmm.
16:12They were also with asexuals?
16:14Hmm.
16:15Hmm.
16:16There were a few asexuals.
16:17And there were nothing.
16:19And I had open relationships with the ones that weren't asexual.
16:23Um.
16:24They could find sexual intimacy somewhere else.
16:27Hmm.
16:28Hmm.
16:29Hmm.
16:30Hmm.
16:31Hmm.
16:32Hmm.
16:33Hmm.
16:34Hmm.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:36I'm asking too many questions, right?
16:37Okay.
16:38No.
16:39No.
16:40You're curious.
16:41And I'm very happy to share.
16:42you're curious obviously,
16:43you cannot find sexual intimacy.
16:44From other things whether.
16:47Like him?
16:49Like him.
16:50Like him,
16:52like him.
16:53Like him,
16:53like him in the house and
16:55like him.
16:56Like him in the house and
16:58like me,
17:00He's knowing how he wants
17:02someone'some.
17:04That's a woman,
17:05like you too.
17:07Hey,
17:08excess.
17:11Like you never have
17:13Moving on my command
17:15Doing it fine
17:18They say it's sweeter than hard
17:20Make you surrender and you won't be sorry
17:23Taking all over my body
17:26Like here we go, here we go
17:29Give me that good, good love
17:33Like I knew that you were
17:36Good love
17:38I feel like
17:39I need to live like my 20s
17:43Absolutely
17:44Carefree
17:46Absolutely
17:47You should shed excess baggage with your life
17:50And I don't mean me
17:53You're cabin baggage
17:57Where I go
18:00Where you are
18:01So
18:07How are you going to be married and married?
18:10How are you going to be married?
18:12I have to say
18:13You're both tired
18:15Too much
18:17You know
18:19I spend more time with Meera
18:19I spend more time with Kalpana and Suresh
18:21But I thought
18:22Your friends' names are Damini, Umang and Anjali
18:26Anjana
18:27Oh sorry
18:28And Kalpana is the bai
18:29And Suresh is the cook
18:31Oh okay I'm sorry
18:33I work in US time
18:36So my work hours are all over the place
18:38Yeah
18:39And by chance if you get two hours
18:41Then they will discuss the problem of the building
18:44Is the color black or green?
18:46Do you want to celebrate or not?
18:48And if you want to do it
18:49Should we have a chart counter or not?
18:51He said
18:51I'll put it twice
18:52I'll put it all
18:53I'll put it all
18:54Especially the 9th floor catering
18:56Oh god
18:58That aunt
18:59You know mama
19:00Bona you don't water your plants
19:02You don't have to water
19:03There's so much water in the balcony
19:04I wear a white shirt
19:06I'm going to take off the office
19:07And I'm going to take the nipples
19:09Yeah
19:10Oh no
19:12How are you doing?
19:19I was looking at the earthbund
19:22Did I tell you?
19:23I've got some really nice louvies and bedsheets
19:26You don't fit it
19:27I'm asking something else
19:28I think you know that
19:33Mama
19:34I won't discuss it with you
19:35I won't discuss it with you
19:37Look
19:39Intimacy
19:40I'm not saying it's the most important part of marriage
19:42But
19:43It's one of the most important parts
19:45I just want to say
19:47That in your life
19:49Don't lose out on the spice of life
19:51Then you're different from Raj and I
19:53So you're different from me
19:54So you're different from me
19:55You're different from me
19:56Obviously not
19:57That's not what I'm saying
19:58But
19:59We have married
20:00We don't open the sparks
20:02We don't open the sparks
20:04Think about it
20:05Think about it
20:06How to keep the fun alive
20:07The fun is quite alive and kicking already
20:09Okay, Mama
20:10And sparks are so much
20:12That there are discussions in the fire safety
20:14Bye
20:15Bye
20:16Bye
20:17Bye-bye
20:18Bye-bye
20:19Bye-bye
20:20Bye-bye
20:21Come here
20:22Come here
20:23Come here
20:24What's up?
20:26Everything is over.
20:30We are boomers
20:32and we are millennials.
20:54We are boomers.
20:56What are you going to do?
20:58Come on.
21:00Come here.
21:02Come on.
21:04We said this wasn't right.
21:06What?
21:08What's up?
21:10What?
21:12What?
21:14What?
21:16Let's start from the board.
21:18Hold on.
21:20Hold on.
21:22Hold on.
21:36What happened?
21:38I lost it.
21:50What did you notice?
21:52Karplan ki jhadu ki wajay se ar jaga dhul mitti jamii rahti hai?
21:58You know?
21:59Anjki hai radha di di kama kerti hai na?
22:01Uhum.
22:02She uses this new age dust flea broom.
22:04Uhum.
22:05Mai woh order kerti ho Amazon fe.
22:07Eek second.
22:10Shit.
22:11We are the boomers.
22:12Hmm.
22:13We are the boomers.
22:14We are the boomers.
22:16Hmm.
22:17Wait.
22:33Hi, miss.
22:34Anjina Menon.
22:35Khafi asanta namdoona weights hai.
22:37From the reception, I told you who is Men and Law LLC.
22:40By the way, is that yours?
22:44It could be, but it's not.
22:46It will be a Gen Z.
22:48This is the generational labeling.
22:50It's so millennial.
22:52There's a Gen Alpha in my house.
22:56Ah, so you're a cool mom.
22:59Very cool.
23:01Cool enough for a challenge?
23:07LZ?
23:11I love your stomach.
23:13I love your stomach.
23:14I love your stomach.
23:15Ozi?
23:17manual AI-
23:17Pulling it out!
23:19But now I'm hoping to not get aятся stamp.
23:23You know what?
23:27This is the end zone.
23:32We were honestly recognized,
23:35Come on.
23:43Wanna ride home?
23:45Uh...
23:47Sure, but not without a helmet.
23:50Without a helmet, I was a little scared.
23:52Oh, accident, huh?
23:54Baby.
24:05You're pulling in.
24:07My heart's racing fast.
24:09Where do I begin?
24:11I want to break free.
24:13Fall into the deep.
24:15And get lost in this feeling.
24:18Lost in this feeling.
24:22Lost in this feeling.
24:26I want to break free.
24:30Fall into the deep.
24:32And get lost in this feeling.
24:34Hey, not to be allowed.
24:35Thali, look who's here.
24:37Hey, brother, what's up?
24:42Hey, all good.
24:43Oh my goodness, I'm so good.
24:45I knew you were going to say that.
24:49Tell me what's going on.
24:51What's going on?
24:52Lots of pumping and humping there also.
24:54Actually, she's completely opposite.
24:56She doesn't have any interest in sex.
24:58In fact, she's asexual.
25:00What?
25:01I got to be careful.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah, but I mean, it was still so hot, man.
25:06In all eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
25:09All you have to do is just feel, bro.
25:12It's all so good.
25:13You should try it.
25:15Being asexual?
25:16No, bro, the foble.
25:18It was amazing.
25:20What's amazing?
25:21What's amazing?
25:22Um, leg day.
25:23This is true.
25:24This is true.
25:25This is true.
25:26Better than sex.
25:27You get it?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Anyway, you tell me.
25:31Is this an exclusive with Erica?
25:33Or is it a major?
25:34Oh, actually.
25:35I'm matched with Duboli.
25:37And she is a musician.
25:39And she's invited me to my gig.
25:41It's redined.
25:43Hey.
25:44You know, I bet she's a sapiosexual.
25:46She likes books and intelligent conversations.
25:50I like these conversations.
25:53You too.
25:54I'm sitting with my heteronormative marriage.
25:56Yeah.
25:57I'm going to study a car.
25:59First man.
26:00It's in Vegas.
26:02It's in Vegas.
26:04Trust me.
26:05Just try what I said.
26:06Just feel.
26:08Just feel.
26:15Hello.
26:20No touching.
26:34No kissing.
26:35Just feel.
26:37I'm a freak.
26:39What you gonna do?
26:40What you gonna do when I call for you?
26:42Who?
26:43Me?
26:44What you gonna do?
26:45I'm a freak.
26:47What you gonna do?
26:48What you gonna do when I call for you?
26:50What you gonna do?
26:51What you gonna do?
26:52What you gonna do?
26:53What you gonna do?
26:54I'm a freak.
26:55What you gonna do?
26:56What you gonna do when I call for you?
26:57What you gonna do?
26:58What you gonna do?
26:59What you gonna do?
27:00What you gonna do?
27:01What you gonna do?
27:02What you gonna do?
27:03What you gonna do?
27:04What you gonna do?
27:05What you gonna do?
27:06What you gonna do?
27:07What you gonna do?
27:08What you gonna do?
27:09What you gonna do?
27:10What you gonna do?
27:11What you gonna do?
27:12What you gonna do?
27:13What you gonna do?
27:14What you gonna do?
27:15What you gonna do?
27:16What you gonna do?
27:18Gift from a client.
27:20The client doesn't give much gifts.
27:22Muvuzela, wine...
27:24Are these gifts or Rishwat?
27:26Definitely Rishwat.
27:28Anyway, before it turns into vinegar,
27:30shall we open it?
27:44This is such a vinegar.
27:46You have to put a gift.
27:48No, no, no.
27:49You don't need to drink.
27:51No, I don't want to go to the doctor.
27:53So, no thanks.
27:54Come on, Miss Menon.
27:56Take some risks.
27:59Come on.
28:01Okay.
28:03Never have I ever eaten egg burji with ketchup.
28:23Oh, yeah.
28:24Never have I ever eaten old cheese by slicing off the mouldy corners.
28:33Disgusting.
28:34How could you...
28:35Okay.
28:36Okay, disgusting.
28:40Never have I ever gotten divorced.
28:54Because of a jeep condom.
28:55Huh.
28:56Neither have I.
28:57Never have I ever gotten pregnant because of a jeep condom.
29:01Huh.
29:02Neither have I.
29:03Never have I ever done something wild, crazy, and out of control.
29:09I want to break free, fall into the deep, and get lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling.
29:36When you drive a bike, how do you feel?
29:43I feel free.
29:45Like the world is there for me to discover.
29:53Is that okay?
29:55Right.
29:57Oh, look up.
30:07Conor of this ending is like a cave of 우리는.
30:14What can rather ever write?
30:17Well, goods and goods.
30:18How probably people могут get here ton live in this feeling.
30:21Do they Sach��ov Abmak but become no longer you.
30:22Is that okay?
30:23Is that okay?
30:25If you discover Han modèle, that's okay.
30:27I lost them.
30:29Kinda can't help you, as well you are.
30:32Like chickens.
30:33Ooh ooh ooh ooh
30:35Quése baate hei frizún
30:37Ooh ooh ooh ooh
30:39Dilme aati to zarur
30:41Ooh ooh ooh
30:43Gismé mera kya kasur
30:45Naja ramoay, naja rato me
30:49You are just so good, thank you. I just wish you know for a Zada logo. But you know
31:11a good artist will never meet your audience. Yeah, it's just, it's a little tough you know in this city to book gigs.
31:25Hey, if you're free and if you want, my gym, Umami, we're having our 5th anniversary celebration.
31:33So would you like to perform? Sure, sure. Great.
31:39Okay. All right. Bye.
31:45Bye.
31:58Hi, guys.
32:01So you're looking at a new Naveeli Dulha.
32:05I know I didn't wear shoes to show off, but I had a lot of flex on social media.
32:12Okay, how many married people in the house make some noise?
32:15Okay, so as you're watching every morning, there's a lot of content in the world, right?
32:25But you don't talk about honeymoon phase. Because how can you get a good thing? Right?
32:35You know, honeymoon phase is like, it's the best, man. That's the time when you can't stop thinking about each other.
32:42You can't keep your hands off each other. You can't keep your hands off each other.
32:52It's delicious, man.
32:54I'm telling you because exactly the honeymoon phase is like my mom and her boyfriend.
33:01It's not been done in the last three years.
33:03What's going on, man?
33:04And as for me and my new Naveela Dulha, we both will be comfortable with a medical coma.
33:13Okay, but not all the time, okay?
33:15I mean, there are times when, you know, we just want to, just want to, you know,
33:22We just want to take each other's clothes off. But that's to see that this shirt is going to dry cleaning machine wash.
33:31I'm not even kidding anymore.
33:34Our idea of a sexy date night is to buy a dustless jhadu from Amazon.
33:41Because, turns out, with middle-aged uncles, jhadu's be receding hairline se parishan hai.
33:47Okay, thank you, Karis. That was my time.
33:56Fun night, na?
34:00An audience vi kitni sahi thi.
34:02Har punchline phasri thi. You saw na?
34:11Kya hua?
34:13Tum kush bol ke ne rao?
34:14Kya matlab?
34:15Kya matlab?
34:18Kya matlab?
34:19What do you mean?
34:35We need to use our lives in our comedy sets.
34:38But it's also my life, right?
34:41And I'm always doing anecdotal comedy.
34:44You know that.
34:46I'm concerned about something, Siti.
34:51I'm a private person and I don't want to make a mistake of my life.
34:55So please, can you not?
35:16Ok, if you like, I'm a private person.
35:18Do you need to use our party?
35:20Yes, I do love you.
35:22You do love you.
35:24You do love you.
35:25It's fun.
35:26Yeah, I'm so quick.
35:27I'm so happy.
35:29I'm so happy.
35:30I'm so happy.
35:31I'm so happy.
35:32You do love you.
35:33I'm so happy.
35:34I'm so happy.
35:35You've got to ask myself I got to ask myself
35:37to make her a good job.
35:39Okay?
35:40I'm so happy.
35:41And I'm so happy.
35:42I'm so happy.
35:43Can't you do that?
35:44Don't be nervous. Come on, easy.
35:51Yeah, go. Okay, come on.
36:14Yeah, go.
36:22Yeah, go.
36:24So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
36:30I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
36:36I'm following the rules, I'm on where you go, but I know that's what I need.
36:41So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
36:47I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got.
36:50I just tend to carry on with the hole in my heart.
36:53Now it's me, me, the only one I see.
36:56Yeah, I'm the one right here with the soul technique.
36:59I said I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got.
37:02I just tend to carry on with the hole in my heart.
37:05Now it's me, me, the only one I see.
37:08Yeah, I'm the one right here with the soul technique.
37:11Now I'm good for someone else, cause I know how to love myself.
37:17So I'm gonna do what's best, cause I know how to love myself.
37:24So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
37:30I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
37:36I'm following the rules, I don't know where to go, but I know that's what I need.
37:41So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me.
37:59Now I'm good for someone else
38:02Cause I know how to love myself
38:05So I'm gonna do what's best
38:08Cause I know how to love myself
38:11So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
38:17I'll follow the rules, I don't know where it goes
38:21But I know it's all I need
38:23So I'm on my way, on my way
38:27On my way to me
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