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00:00Slayvations!
00:12Good morning, queens.
00:14Are you ready to slay?
00:16Alyssa!
00:20Miss Fierce-Alicious
00:24is ready to go.
00:26It's my special day!
00:30I'm putting my sweet
00:32ass right back to sleep.
00:36Girl, I'm coming out of the closet again.
00:38I'm dressed and ready to go.
00:40I'm ready for whatever Fierce is gonna throw at us today.
00:42Everyone, wake up and meet me
00:44downstairs, cause it's my special
00:46day!
00:48Oh, Lord.
00:50Get up!
00:52Get up!
00:54It is Fierce's
00:56day, and I know that she has a lot planned
00:58for us.
01:00Tessa?
01:02Come in!
01:04Hi!
01:06Oh, here we go.
01:08Nikki came up like the French delegating peacekeeper.
01:10How are you feeling? Yesterday was a lot.
01:12Yesterday was a lot.
01:14One, two, three, four.
01:16Feast your eyes on me, I'm delicious, you see.
01:18Zanna, you got this, baby.
01:20It's a trap.
01:22It's a trap.
01:24Tessa, stop touching me.
01:26Stop.
01:28Y'all, stop.
01:30We definitely wearing these today.
01:32Because, how these girls acted,
01:36I'ma have to be a soldier in the army of the Lord.
01:40And I'm gonna have to, like, do an exorcism or something.
01:44Do you feel like you're gonna continue this vacation with us?
01:48Or are you...
01:50I don't know, girl.
01:52This one mad, that one mad.
01:54The house has voted.
01:56There's the door.
01:58Bye, bitch.
02:00Fierce, every single day has been.
02:04I just came here for the good time and the good liquor.
02:07Okay, listen, I think that at the end of the day,
02:09we are strong personalities,
02:11which is also how we got to where we are in our career.
02:15But what I want you to remember is a lot of people love you here.
02:19Yeah.
02:20And I genuinely believe that if you and Fierce,
02:22you know, talk things through,
02:24y'all could possibly move past us.
02:26I mean, girl, if you need to know one thing about me,
02:29I'm an only child.
02:31I love to hold a grudge.
02:33But if you need to know something about me,
02:35is I am a French stubborn bitch,
02:37and I love to be right.
02:38So you're gonna get your ass up, shower,
02:40put a smile on your face, and have fun.
02:43Yeah, I'll pass.
02:45Everyone, I have an announcement.
02:50Look, it's Fierce.
02:52I'm descending down the stairs,
02:54and I feel like I'm floating down with all my little munchkins.
02:59I am the cruise director for today,
03:02and we're gonna find out if I was born fierce
03:05or if I had fierceness thrust upon me.
03:08Why you ain't got no pants on?
03:10It's her special day.
03:12Tuss-tuss.
03:14Let's wait for Tessa to get down here before we start.
03:17I stayed upstairs because I knew exactly
03:19what was gonna happen down there.
03:21Hello, let's talk about Tessa morning special.
03:24No, thank you.
03:26But you know what?
03:27I don't mind if she's not here,
03:28because as they say, no one mourns the wicked.
03:30Oh, well.
03:31Switch away is there.
03:32Good morning to Fierce.
03:33Abracadabra, make Tessa disappear.
03:36She did apologize, but she needs to have a...
03:38And she did apologize, but like,
03:39when I get my feelings, I need time to just let everything go.
03:45Right.
03:46When I was in high school, I got made fun of a lot
03:48for being so loud and unspoken.
03:49And throughout all of high school, I did shut down a lot.
03:52And I didn't talk to anyone.
03:53I was very, like, introverted and very, like, antisocial.
03:55And also, I wasn't out in high school,
03:57and I was afraid I would get back to my parents.
03:59Let me tell you something.
04:00Some things need no explanation.
04:02We knew, baby.
04:03We knew something.
04:05I've grown close up with these girls,
04:07and it feels nice to be able to open up to them
04:10and let them know a little bit more about myself.
04:12I was never fully myself until I got into university
04:16and was actually able to, you know, explore my queerness,
04:19start doing drag.
04:20That's when I realized me being myself
04:23makes me unique and powerful,
04:25and I don't want to ever dim that down for anyone.
04:28I'm very proud that she is showing
04:30that there is another side to the Fierce Delicious.
04:33Fierce, what do you have planned for us today,
04:34speaking of today?
04:35Oh, you know I'm a good, fun-time gal.
04:38I don't want to give too much away,
04:40but today is going to be a lot of fun.
04:43Okay.
04:44The day of the wicked.
04:45All right.
04:47Okay, and I hope you don't live to regret
04:49Don't live to regret it.
04:51I hope you wear clothes.
04:52It's too much for 9 a.m.
04:56It's a new day!
05:05Tessa has made her entrance.
05:07Tessa's on the bus.
05:08I guess somebody cares.
05:10Just not me.
05:13Are you guys excited?
05:14Are you excited?
05:15We are excited.
05:16Tessa, are you excited?
05:17Because you don't look excited.
05:18I don't know.
05:19Are you excited?
05:20I am.
05:21Well, that makes one of us.
05:23Oh.
05:24It's dark-sided in here.
05:26Fierce.
05:27I need you to really hear me on this one.
05:29I apologize again for what I did to you.
05:32That was not correct.
05:33That was out of character.
05:34But, bitch.
05:38I don't know if at this point you are the crew director
05:40or the loudspeaker system,
05:42because you certainly love the sound of your own voice.
05:46Talking over bitches all fucking day.
05:48Pushing bitches off their fucking fat bikes.
05:51not knowing when it's time for other bitches
05:54to have their fucking moment.
05:56Tessa says I'm loud, obnoxious, and annoying.
05:59True, true, and true.
06:01What's wrong with that?
06:02Well, I hope you're happy now that you're doing this bitch.
06:04Well, Fierce, you have to know that you are being
06:06a little bit obnoxious.
06:08Like, I don't know you that well.
06:10The sound of your voice is obnoxious to me,
06:11so I can say the same.
06:12That's fine.
06:13I don't really give a fuck.
06:14Baby, Tessa started in, and Zaina said,
06:16let me finish this.
06:17Like, you don't actually know what you're saying,
06:21and then you don't realize that you have hurt someone
06:23or brought someone to a place where they need to do something
06:25to say something.
06:26Well, if I've said something to upset you,
06:27say it to me, and we'll talk about it.
06:28But you haven't.
06:29You haven't upset me.
06:30It's been annoying.
06:31You seem upset.
06:32Well, that's why we're addressing it right now.
06:34Now, Ms. Zaina,
06:36right words, wrong time.
06:38Today is my day.
06:40I want us to have fun.
06:41And I'll say this.
06:42Today you are the cruise director,
06:43so it is the perfect chance for you to stand up and be a leader.
06:46Be silent.
06:47For you to stand up and be a leader,
06:49fierce, delicious, and act like a fucking adult.
06:51Right.
06:52So adults just push each other in the face like that.
06:54That was adult behavior.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:56I need to own that.
06:57You're right.
06:58You're right.
06:59I acted very immature, but you are acting very immature right now.
07:01So that makes the two of us.
07:03I think that accountability is not being held on both parties.
07:07I don't expect you to forgive me right now.
07:09I don't expect us to get along right now,
07:11but I don't need this to go on and on and on.
07:13Right.
07:14At the end of the day, we are sisters and I do want to enjoy this day.
07:19All right.
07:20On that note, where the fuck are we going?
07:23To the bar.
07:24My goal as cruise director is to get these girls intoxicated.
07:29Like it?
07:30Love it.
07:31Don't worry.
07:32Grab it.
07:33Hello.
07:34Hi.
07:35Hey.
07:36I recognize my diva doll, Kendrick from season one of Slaycation.
07:42Welcome back.
07:43Hi.
07:44Hi.
07:45Hi.
07:46I'm back.
07:47Woo.
07:48Woo.
07:49Kendrick.
07:50Kendrick.
07:51Before we begin, I brought a special guest with me.
07:56Oh my God.
07:57Is RuPaul going to walk in on my day?
07:59Surprise.
08:00Come on in.
08:01Oh my gosh.
08:02What kind of surprise is this?
08:04Now I told you bitches.
08:06I am the woman.
08:09My twin is here.
08:12Of the motherfucking house.
08:15She is honestly like a sister to me.
08:18We talk every single day.
08:19Hi, everyone.
08:20Hi.
08:21Carrie Colby from Slaycation season one.
08:25Let me crown you my queen.
08:27Okay.
08:28Crown me.
08:29She is the mixology queen from last season.
08:32So she's probably going to let us have it this year.
08:34You're going to have 20 minutes to make a cocktail.
08:37You're going to be judged on three things.
08:39Presentation, creativity, and taste.
08:41Are you guys ready?
08:42I'm still going to win.
08:43Let's go.
08:44Let's go.
08:45I'm a queen.
08:46Hey.
08:47Hello, Kendrick.
08:48How are you?
08:49Good.
08:50I'm good.
08:51Nice to see you.
08:52Nice to see you.
08:53Nice to see you.
08:54I love me a tall black man, a tall glass of water.
09:00This is silky.
09:01Oh, silky.
09:02Pleasure.
09:03You look lovely.
09:05Should I do a little spit?
09:06No.
09:07Okay.
09:08Okay.
09:09You know, my sister Sweet Pussy Pauline always said, ass is okay if you enter that type of thing.
09:14Okay.
09:15Okay.
09:16But it's what's up front.
09:17That matters.
09:18Okay.
09:19I love your sister.
09:20Okay.
09:21But anyways, Kendrick, back to me.
09:22What are you thinking of making?
09:23Whatever it is, I'll make it stronger than my urge to slap this bitch again.
09:26I heard about you putting hands on the girl.
09:28Right.
09:29Not hands.
09:30My hands just breathed her way.
09:31Oh, it breathed her way.
09:32Okay.
09:33I was like, you can put your hands on me though.
09:35Carrie, are you flirting with me?
09:37Why not?
09:38Look at this gentleman.
09:39You know.
09:40My gentleman, honey.
09:41It might just be her and me against you.
09:43Uh-oh.
09:44Was I flirting with Carrie Colby because she's gorgeous?
09:47Yes.
09:48This is my twin.
09:49You can never get between a twin.
09:51Was I flirting with Carrie Colby to piss Fierce Delicious off?
09:55Absolutely.
09:56This is so pointed.
09:58You're going to carry this around all day?
10:01Like I've been carrying this season?
10:02Of course.
10:03Okay.
10:04This is my impression of a bartender from any big city.
10:10And he's trying to fuck you.
10:12Are you horny, Jenna?
10:18Oh, shit.
10:23Are y'all okay?
10:26You did that on purpose.
10:27Never.
10:28Play nice.
10:30Too much?
10:31What is an ounce?
10:33I look at my rights.
10:36I have Tessa and Fierce.
10:38Would y'all drink this at home?
10:40home i am not worried one beats i'm literally about to throw up it's supposed to be pineapple
10:46flavor it was delicious does it taste good it tastes fantastic i may be sober but i can still
10:57turn out this drink alissa what are you adding now oh it's glitter i had the glitter gold did
11:03y'all see the glitter gold dust baby it was very performative i got a side hustle i got a side hustle
11:12okay we're about ready to count down everybody
11:18five four three two one hands up
11:25good job mom and dad are coming it said sush queen
11:30i'm gonna start with tessa what is this called the boyfriend experience inspired by my girl carrie
11:37colby my twin sister carrie no no no baby a good espresso martini should be like the perfect lover
11:45strong keeping you up all night and smooth it looks warm is it not supposed to be no it's supposed to
11:53be chilled it almost feels like you let the ice melt too long or something tastes less it's a bit
11:58sharper yeah far from over here i think the presentation's gorgeous i'm gonna give it like
12:03a six and a half i can work with that it's the five for me oh where do you want to meet in the middle
12:09i think meeting at six is perfect no five and a half five and a half it's fine i had to give you
12:15bitches a chance i had to give you bitches a chance thank you tessa they got to catch up somehow
12:21me with my two sashes it's only charity my drink is called the carrylicious delights i'm using my twin
12:31telepathy right now and i'm like sis break this shit oh no no no
12:41oh chop i'm gonna give it a three oh that's a solid two but it is it's a solid two for you
12:48all the two we can meet right at two and a half and that's the final number oh wow there's a taste
12:52that lingers but i don't think i want it to maybe they have recently had covid and they lost their sense
12:58of taste may i present to you judges the slaycation sunrise oh wow that smells strong tequila grenadine
13:07triple sec orange oh that's really good that's good you know what i'm gonna give thinking eight i i i
13:17was going to say a nine i can't thank you so much thank you so far i am leading 8.5 i present to you
13:27the texas tea because she knows all the tea she's a little sour but she's a whole lot of sweet
13:35i'm on a strong nine because i love the presentation everything looks great the name matches the look
13:40yep tastes like nine for me yeah it does it does i can't taste the alcohol on that i'm gonna give
13:45i'm gonna give it a nine i'm gonna give it a nine rigged again so i give you the rocky sunrise
13:54now before you say anything i just want to say i did not taste that because i'm not drinking
13:58yeah i wanted another sip but i tried to kill my sister oh my god it was very very good you're a
14:08nine for me okay good it is very powerful and potent just like me yes i'm gonna give it i'm gonna go
14:16ahead and give it a seven i did better than fierce and tessa so that's a win in my book i call this drink
14:22the soleil i will say that this is for a refined palate so if you're if you're an individual that
14:28would go to a college party this is not for you oh wow i'm at a good nine and a half for you
14:39almost my perfect cocktail you know what i'm going to match that and i'm going to go with nine and a
14:43a half as well god damn it silky
14:55she's losing weight by the day because her pants hit the floor
15:01i was rolling it just knocked the pants right off my sister
15:06silky nutmeg ganache is an all-expense paid vacation
15:12the drink is that good
15:22i am honestly so happy to see you here especially you on my special day because this is my twin
15:29carrie colby puts up through so much of my shenanigans every single day i call this
15:34bitch literally every so she still picks up she's just there that's why that's why she likes me so
15:41close to her because i keep her somewhat mentally in check so i need i think you need to be closer to
15:45her because no no no no i don't have the capacity here because i'm telling you for twins it's crazy that
15:51you are loved by everybody on this planet and the universe but this has not been her experience
15:55cindalilla she's not loved by everyone okay hold on i feel like i feel like she like grows on people
16:01like you miss her after she grows like a rush but she's once she's gone like that's when she grows on
16:06you i told her i love you when you sleep silence oh god raise your hand if you have felt personally
16:12victimized by fierce deliciousness on this vacation you just got here bitch we're on vacation and they're
16:19taking every opportunity to like jab each other to me poking at someone shows that like i love you
16:27and i respect for you it's a love language if i feel like you can't take it i wouldn't go for you
16:31it shows trauma bomb but yes it's kind of ruining the experience for me i think beyond the cameras beyond
16:38everything i think sisterhood is just being your sister's keeper and i feel like that's the one thing
16:45that we have been missing on this trip we haven't been each other's keeper the way we should i'm just
16:52over the girls not being with the girls a sisterhood is a family they're your people they're your tribe and
16:59i can tell you my drag family my drag family may not be my blood but that is my family yeah for some
17:07reason this group does not seem to have that down and i'm here to hope that they work it out now ladies
17:14since we are in canada for my next activity we're going to be participating in canada's national
17:21sports we're going to play a little street hockey you know i'm the jock of the season so let's go
17:29all right ladies here we are come on girl come on girl we gotta do this okay hello how are you
17:44how are you very nice to meet you pleasure to meet you thanks for having me this man looked fine as hell
17:51and to help coach us to victory professional hockey player tyson berry
18:02hi queens i've been playing professional hockey for about 15 years oh yes take my tooth out so i can
18:07speak a little better oh got smacked can i stop right there did that tooth get knocked out by this
18:14yeah not today but yeah yeah yeah oh baby this is too much money up in here baby i'll be damned
18:20if i'm gonna get out of here and get my teeth knocked out i got a whole world tour to get to
18:26we'll be splitting up in two teams of three oh lord with carrie deciding the teams and serving as
18:33our referee all right referee referee this is a chance for your whole team to earn a sash oh there's a
18:42sash involved everyone in the spirit of sisterhood i have chosen to do character building for my twin
18:49fierce delicious i'm placing you in a team with tessa here we go and xana me fierce and tessa the girls
18:58that have been going at it this whole weekend the irony it's thick i am super motivated to slay them
19:05all because they've been the loudest the whole time all right let's do this let's get it together
19:11listen i want this sash and i want fierce delicious's tooth period i'm a queen queens i'm going to teach you
19:20a few fundamentals here uh we're going to start with stick handling which is going to help you put the ball
19:27in position where you can shoot it or pass it then this would be a deke you come in and you can
19:31cut try to shake them out oh my god tyson baby we can go on a day just leave the tooth in okay
19:50come on silky oh boy silk with the good milk i don't know much about hockey but i play soccer
19:56in high school i was the captain of my soccer team uh-huh you better distract and it should be
20:03easy just putting the stick in front of your hand and just going on and going on
20:06that was pretty great that was some serious showmanship
20:16you're gonna pick who's gonna be goalie for your team
20:18you're gonna pick who's gonna be goalie for your team let me tell you i don't know if i'm the best
20:34goalie but i'm still tired from two days ago so i'd rather stand in front of the goal and block some
20:40shots than me running up and down a court it's about to go down make yourself big you're a good girl
20:50i'm gonna go in i'm gonna embrace this activity
20:54i'm gonna go in here everybody yeah bitch come on nicky stay down there baby i got this
21:07come on bitch stay down there okay honey you better come on doll face you better come on
21:13that's getting missing too you know that it's getting missing too yeah it's getting dangerous out
21:18here it's crazy yeah go go go and i'm gonna show these young queens don't count me out just yet
21:27bomb rush that damn ho let's go here
21:37you can't touch big old cheese ain't nothing impairs to me are you ready i hate this game
21:43you chose it you chose it hi there two
21:49let's go there let's go fierce is very talented but i don't think hockey is for her
21:55someone can lose teeth here that's a hold it hold it
21:58hold it hold it stop it's out it's out it's out the ball's on the court bitch move your hand
22:05back up miss lissa baby i got nervous when i was trying to hit the ball and tessa put her hand on
22:13i know you were about to chop her fingers i'm so sorry tessa oh my gosh i was in it to win it
22:17winning isn't everything but wanting to is amen it's behind us it's behind us yes yes no he won
22:26that was it it was it it was it roll the tape it went in one zero it went in one zero one point
22:37i was little justin in mesquite texas i said i got picked for the hockey team for the first time oh hell
22:43yeah car car now what the hell is this we're playing miss turn around get the net pull it out
22:52pull it out to the side what type of shit is this i don't think the other girls know the the process
22:59the procedure that you have when a car comes move the net i ain't moving shit i'm here on vacation
23:06it's bad enough i'm playing hockey you think i'm about to do manual labor too no thank you game on
23:13this is your last chance let's go come on zanna do the big one
23:20zanna is not just the dominatrix in bed she can also dominate the field
23:26come on come on they're playing for real no
23:33your sisters this is a flaycation but it's going down and i can tell you
23:37none of us for friends at this point
23:43fuck you
23:48zanna that's my girl that's my that's my
23:51bitch we're going to a shootout sudden death let's see where this goes
23:55you found this tessa let's go tessa
24:01nikki misses hers
24:08fierce misses hers
24:11alyssa misses hers make it count zanna there's three sashes on the line and if i don't do this
24:17we're going home empty-handed
24:28we lost
24:34i'll take it i'll take it
24:36honestly this game made me like fierce a little bit more back only just a little
24:51see this is why this group is weird because three people can be fighting 30 minutes ago and then now
24:57we'll hug and win a freaking game and some sash but i guess that's location you are the hockey queen
25:04congratulations congratulations i was happy for them
25:11we got the real thing thing you want to feel thing nothing but a street thing this is a new thing i want
25:16to tell you what carrie's position is she's the puck bunny because she's she's coming for the hockey
25:21players that's what they call them she's wearing okay but i'm sorry but in all fairness what do you
25:25think this man is going to do with you you ain't got to worry we could we could do a cute little
25:28circle jerk together ladies and gentlemen the caesar sisters it's fine you can't host this one
25:37this is my woman carrie wow this needs to separate defy gravity or what i see that's the
25:44i was talking about they was gonna win and they got the sash but they still gonna fight
25:49you know what it was but where was no where was all that mouse when you were playing because
25:56instead of it it's not about mouse no no you can't sing let me tell you something
26:03fears to get on my last nerve i accidentally cheered them both on i was distracted with what point did
26:11you get i was distracting so zanna could get the point girl and you're very distracting
26:16i got to just do my best impersonation of fears who is the best cocktail maker who has carried the
26:24cocktails on their back i get it she's spiraling she's losing it my good judy has had it
26:36it's my date let me speak okay this was the most accurate thing i have ever seen
26:50the beautiful girl galinda is here and we're gonna have a fabulous day where's tessa i don't know
26:58do i really sound like that yes yes silky if you ever make it back on all stars i guess you found
27:09your new snatch game by the way ladies i do want us to refuel so i provided some pizza for us my
27:18favorite dish so bon appetit let's enjoy our pizza and then change and get ready for the hot tub a hot tub
27:27time machine welcome to the finale of fierce delicious's day after a long day of working out
27:38and day drinking some fights and some deep conversation it is time for jacuzzi all right ladies now to finish
27:46half my day i have a fun little game for us truth oh no dare let's go uh uh she's reading all the
27:54questions give me the questions come on hard and fast how low and sensual and why alyssa always slow
28:03and sensual take your time marinate the moment enjoy next up have you ever had a threesome or group fun
28:12i had a threesome and i've had more than a threesome beyond the threesome how many numbers
28:17lives whoa i don't know these girls like that okay next up is tessa what is your sexual fantasy that you
28:25have yet to fulfill um kerry colby i might have to say that i ain't carrie i have one word for you about
28:36tessa bottom would you rather have average sex every day or amazing sex once every six months
28:45what's the answer okay amazing sex every day my twin you need you be the time
28:56baby that was out of control because this is the girls are acting off
29:00no no me and kerry kiss all the time don't kiss me again that's harassment
29:05kerry kobe oh when did you lose your virginity oh i was like 12. they were also 12 correct they
29:19were 13 so yeah it was it was close she likes a little older fierce delicious truth or dare dare
29:26i want to dare you to make out with someone in this hot tub other than kerry colby thank god
29:31i am gagged to see that she's going in for the ultimate gag and she's kissing mother alissa edwards
29:52cheers to the slaycation divas and to the rest of our slaycation
30:01cheers to the slaycation next time on slaycation
30:04hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt
30:08fuck
30:11i slipped tessa is losing her mind
30:16bitch i'm so close to whooping your ass we have a lovely night out on the town tonight is the
30:21perfect night to clear the air in the room there's anything you all would like to resolve
30:31it's a great day
30:35so
30:37so
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