00:00Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. I have no idea if you know who I am, but I was asked to deliver this year's alternative Christmas message, which I've heard is a big deal, so I hope you do.
00:11But if not, I host what you call a chat show, we call it a talk show, and what you call the colonies, I think.
00:19I honestly have no idea what's going on over there. I do know what's going on over here, though.
00:24And I can tell you that from a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year.
00:31Tyranny is booming over here.
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