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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01New born through that.
01:02Shoot that.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:18Let's go!
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04:20Let's go!
04:22Let's go!
04:24Hey!
04:25If Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21I almost got it!
05:30Hmmmm...
07:04I blushed Russians do not do this.
07:08You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking asshole.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago,
07:59but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:23So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:48He's such an asshole.
08:50I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55And smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:21No, you come here.
09:22No.
09:23You still want?
09:24I still want.
09:33Don't worry it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:46Oh, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:13Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28He's okay.
11:29He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:31Oh, God.
11:32Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:54Oh, God.
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
12:04What the hell are you?
12:12The hell are you?
12:16Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:18Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:20No, the bed's all dirty.
12:23What?
12:25Shut up.
12:26We'll show it now, okay?
12:30I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I am dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:37Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:03Well, anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:56What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice to fucking last to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12Well, the good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Well, let's go.
16:43Let's go.
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:43I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:03Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24No, I'm not here.
18:26No, I'm not here.
18:27No, I'm not here.
18:28You need to meet him.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud.
18:53After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00Latvian.
19:02And he's still playing.
19:04How did you do it?
19:06It's not sad?
19:07It's not sad.
19:08It's not that.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:13It's not a game, it's a game.
19:15It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:38Who would you sell it to them?
19:40Your mother?
19:41Who would you lose it to them?
19:42Your mother?
19:43She can't do it.
19:45Your mother?
19:46She doesn't do it.
19:49No, my father.
19:55No, my sister.
19:57My mother died.
20:00You don't remember her?
20:02I have time to look at your father.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:21In the evening.
20:25To meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:32Let's go.
20:33When we meet the military.
20:35Absolutely.
20:37We feel
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:57It's a problem.
20:59Well, you're too much talking to me, too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad. I drive her in a bar, and he needs to be more than one of them.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:25From the same time. Thank you.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I had to remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52There's Ninkia, and I...
21:57It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you're not looking at any of the games.
22:10But for those who have been a son of a coach for hockey, you've been able to avoid this.
22:16It's been a long time ago.
22:17It's been a long time ago.
22:18It's been a long time ago.
22:20It's been a long time ago.
22:22It's been a long time ago.
22:24It's been a long time ago.
22:25It's been a long time ago.
22:26It's been a long time ago.
22:27It's been a long time ago.
22:29It's been a long time ago.
22:30It's been a long time ago.
22:31It's been a long time ago.
22:32You've got to be a long time ago.
22:33You've got to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you're a long time ago.
22:37And you're a long time ago, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42It's true?
22:43Yeah.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win.
22:53Really?
22:54In this year?
22:55Yeah.
22:56In this year.
22:57Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's an extra sense.
23:04You're a traumatized brother.
23:06You're not going to get here.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:10You've seen it.
23:11It's been a long time ago.
23:12It's been a long time ago.
23:14Then you'll win.
23:15You'll win.
23:16You'll win.
23:17You'll win.
23:18You'll win.
23:19You'll win.
23:20In Chicago.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:27You'll win.
23:28And you'll win the Cup of Xenia for a year before I was a kid.
23:37I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always look perfect.
23:43You'll need to be perfect.
23:44You'll need to be perfect.
23:47We'll meet you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51Пока, папа.
23:57Ну, что?
24:01Как приезжает Саша?
24:02О, там классно.
24:07Я просто обожаю это место.
24:09Клубы.
24:11Два лошки.
24:13Девушки.
24:14Просто прелесть.
24:16Prennest, a man, chiki, no,
24:22t'y j'ai videl francuskai paranii, da, ilia?
24:33Bože, вообще ničevo.
24:36You don't want to be like a guy,
24:41you don't shoot, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:49Once you were fun, you were more fun.
25:06You're here? Seriously?
25:13The danger was you earlier. If you remember me, don't be mistaken.
25:22We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:29Of course.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
25:59I'm happy to see you.
26:03Okay.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:36You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17Let this go!
28:18Let this go!
28:22Where are you from?
28:23Excuse me.
28:24We'll fuck you.
28:29I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking around.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:56Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:01In shots against...
29:03And obviously...
29:04In shots against India.
29:05No one has to believe no win the winner.
29:07He's very pretty good.
29:10The pastor!
29:12Yeah, yeah!
29:13Looks like a professional pro!
29:14No one has to believe that God has the right and neither has to the right to fish
29:29Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:59Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:38Well?
31:38I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02You suck my dick.
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:26My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:56Good luck coming.
34:21Good luck coming.
34:24Good luck coming.
34:25So what do you do when you do this?
34:27They're gonna be on the line.
34:29I'm gonna be in this position.
34:31They're gonna be on the line.
34:33I'm gonna be lined up.
34:35Especially since this time we're in the last minute.
34:37I'll draw the lines for one day.
34:55Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:25What?
35:51Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:33Touch yourself.
36:35What?
36:37Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:47No shit.
36:49Fuck you.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55You...
36:57It's a good day.
36:59It's my second day.
37:01I can't go...
37:03Oh, yeah.
37:05I don't know.
37:07I could stay good now.
37:09Do you want to know how it feels?
37:33How it feels?
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38Oh, I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh, my God, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:07I need you.
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:20You.
38:25I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:46I need you.
39:19So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:41I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Good.
41:09Bye.
41:14Bye.
41:15Let's go.
41:45Let's go.
42:15Let's go.
42:45Let's go.
43:15Let's go.
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