Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 01- Raising The Bar-Celona
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00:00This past Chargers season has been one of the toughest times in my entire life.
00:14That is an absolute f***ing s*** show.
00:17We're looking like f***ing Amishers.
00:19He's farting away.
00:21Holy Jesus.
00:22I thought that I was going to come on as a first time bosun.
00:26Oh God.
00:27And kill it.
00:28Why was I wrong?
00:29Boss, in the end, just turned into the best because of this.
00:44I would say the airport.
00:46I'll tell you what.
00:47That is hot.
00:48I'm trying to complain.
00:50I won't complain.
00:51Happy days.
00:52Here we are at the airport.
00:55Got my lago to my lovers.
00:57Helping to drop me off.
00:59We're at the airport.
01:00It's crunch time.
01:02I'm feeling a little bit nervy.
01:04I have just spent £4.95 on a bottle of water.
01:09Gave me her number.
01:10Bring one of the napkins from the airline.
01:12Excited to get cooking.
01:13Let's hope my knives make it through security.
01:15This will officially be my first superyacht.
01:18I'm going to pop my superyacht cherry.
01:20And I'm so excited.
01:22Let's go.
01:23Fence flies.
01:24Bye.
01:39Let's do this.
01:40Coming back to Barcelona, it feels like I'm coming home.
01:43I lived here for four years.
01:44As a captain, I feel like I grew up here.
01:46Sandy, if we can advocate to four seats.
01:49It's the largest metropolis in the May.
01:51From the history, to the art, to the culture, to the food, to football.
01:55Soccer.
01:57Football.
01:58To...
01:59Thank you so much.
02:00Yeah, you're welcome.
02:02I have not been here since 2009, and I think it's going to be an epic season.
02:08Gorgeous.
02:10Oh, I can't wait to see Sandy.
02:13This is gorgeous.
02:16Sandy!
02:18Oh, no!
02:23Oh, my God.
02:25So good to see you.
02:27Congratulations.
02:30All of these big lifeboats.
02:32So proud of you.
02:33Yes, I'm engaged.
02:35This is very exciting.
02:37I feel like Sandy inspired Scott.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:44Yes, baby.
02:45Thank you very much.
02:47I am so grateful that I have Scott, because there are not many men that could handle me.
02:53The boat.
02:55Yeah.
02:56I like it very much.
02:57Bravado is a newer boat, newer equipment.
02:59Awesome.
02:59I think you're going to love it.
03:01I want to give you the CVs of the...
03:02Awesome.
03:03So, Victoria.
03:05She doesn't seem to have much housekeeping experience.
03:07No.
03:08She can learn.
03:09Kizzy Kitchener.
03:10Oh, she has a service show on a 100-meter boat.
03:13Oh.
03:14Creating decorative emissions in an upside-down city.
03:18Okay.
03:19Awesome.
03:21This boat will show.
03:22No dust whatsoever.
03:25Hello.
03:26Josh.
03:26Hi.
03:27Are you the chef?
03:28Chef.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:33Hey, Captain.
03:34Hey, welcome aboard.
03:35Josh, nice to meet you.
03:36Yeah, you too.
03:37Come on in.
03:38Krimis.
03:40Lovely.
03:40You worked at a Michelin star?
03:4110, 11 years there in mentioning restaurants.
03:43I am very excited.
03:46To see what you can do.
03:47Yeah, I want to let you down, Captain.
03:48Lovely to meet you.
03:49Yeah, thank you.
03:50See you later.
03:51This is going to be great.
03:55Barfest.
03:55Just my style.
03:57Ooh.
03:58Oh, that's a great big bathroom.
04:01Shit, yeah.
04:03I think Mama will be having this one.
04:05Where is Nathan?
04:06I'm excited about having Nathan come back as bosun this season.
04:13He's had a lot of experience on other vessels handling lines.
04:17He's very comfortable on deck and he's trustworthy.
04:20Go, go, go, go, go, go.
04:23I think it's going to be a great charter season.
04:25Very exciting.
04:27Are you sure which cabin I'm in?
04:28You can choose.
04:29You can choose whatever.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Perfect.
04:31Perfect.
04:36Do you mind helping me?
04:54Kizzy, I'm one of yours.
04:56You're Kizzy?
04:56You're one of my stews?
04:57Yes.
04:58I'm so happy to have you here.
05:00Hey.
05:00Oh, yeah, this is Josh.
05:02Kizzy.
05:02Kizzy.
05:02Kizzy.
05:02Yes, he's one of my stewies.
05:04Nice.
05:05Kizzy.
05:06That's bad luck.
05:09Do you want to come up the deck with me?
05:11Yeah, I'd love to.
05:12I actually love chewing cabins.
05:13So do I.
05:14I hate me by myself.
05:15Hey.
05:16Yes.
05:17The French is back in the final season.
05:20How are you?
05:20Hi.
05:21Yes.
05:22Hello.
05:23Hey, le français is là .
05:25I'm back, baby.
05:26What have you been up to?
05:27I was in Bali for years because last season, you know, my energy was there, but my motivation
05:32was on the edge of burnout.
05:34My friend, it's so heavy.
05:38We don't have time to sit around and wank.
05:40What are you doing, bro?
05:41No.
05:42Don't do that.
05:43See, I do some hypnosis.
05:44In Bali, I discovered hypnosis.
05:47Like a snap, everything changed, and that blew my mind how powerful it was for me to go
05:52to this new age of inner peace.
05:54I'm the new Max.
05:55I'm the new brand.
05:56Devotion is to the maximum now.
05:57Right, you're not going to want to leave, right?
05:58No.
05:59I'm not leaving.
06:00What?
06:01We only have two and a half weeks left.
06:03Promise.
06:04No, no, no.
06:05I'm there.
06:05I'm there.
06:05I'm ready.
06:06You know, I'm on to...
06:07Go check out the boat.
06:08Okay.
06:08See you later.
06:09What are we going to do?
06:20Where's Nathan?
06:22How's it going?
06:23Just getting my ass into gear.
06:25Just got to work fast.
06:26Have you been on boats for long?
06:28Three years.
06:29Working in Michigan kitchens, I mean, it's good because you become a great chef, but it's
06:32intense.
06:33One time, I was running a meat section at a kitchen.
06:36I was 20 minutes late on a check.
06:37The chef behind the pass grabbed me, pulled my head down onto the hot pass like that
06:44and just screamed at me.
06:46And I remember getting up and being like, yes, chef.
06:50Did it burn your face?
06:51A little bit, but he got suspended for a week.
06:54Hey, by the way, if you're watching.
06:57Just been in the BVI doing some work on Mosquito and NECA.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Hi!
07:01Hello, my name is Max.
07:03I'm Aisha.
07:04I'm Josh.
07:05Aisha, yeah.
07:06Josh, nice to meet you.
07:08I guess you can kind of just pick a cabin because the bison's not here yet.
07:13What the f***?
07:14Really lazy?
07:15Exactly.
07:16Hi, nice to meet you.
07:17Nice to meet you, Kizzy.
07:18I go here?
07:19Absolutely not.
07:21Cheeky, cheeky, boy.
07:22I'm joking.
07:23Yeah, she look good, huh?
07:24Kizzy, kizzy.
07:25She's like a visual dildo.
07:29Oh, this is going to be naughty.
07:30Oh, hi!
07:36How's the girl?
07:37How's it going?
07:38How's it going?
07:39I'm sweet.
07:39I'm V.
07:42You'll be in the seven.
07:45Where are you from?
07:46Florida.
07:46When you first came in, I thought you were like, um, European.
07:51I'm Cuban, baby.
07:51I have guys look at me, they'll be like, I don't know, like, you look like a white girl.
07:55You have green eyes and blonde hair.
07:56I'm like, listen, this ass is Cuban.
07:58If you look at it, it's there.
08:00It's definitely Cuban.
08:02This is Nick.
08:02What's up?
08:03What's your name?
08:04V.
08:04Just V?
08:05V.
08:05Me is M.
08:06M?
08:07M.
08:07M.
08:08Max.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:14Hello.
08:15Hi.
08:15Hi.
08:15Christian.
08:16Aisha.
08:17Nice to meet you.
08:18Nice to meet you.
08:19Kizem.
08:20Christian, nice to meet you.
08:21Max.
08:21Christian, nice to meet you.
08:22You're French?
08:23You're French aussi?
08:24No, I'm Colombian.
08:24No, it's not for Canada.
08:26Okay.
08:26Josh, come on.
08:27You have to get organized.
08:28It's going to be the bosun.
08:29No.
08:30I don't know when they arrive.
08:32Let's come sit down here.
08:37Sunflower oil bottle.
08:39You're going to run the deck until we get Nathan or bosun?
08:42Just get it clean, turn it around.
08:44You see the arms of this guy?
08:45And my arms too, so it's going to be easy, don't worry.
08:49So you've worked on a lot of big boats.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I just see that you're really good with service, which I love.
08:55And then what's your experience like?
08:57So I started like two years ago.
08:59Really day charters do there, and like a bit of interior and a bit of exterior.
09:02Okay, cool.
09:04Looking at the experience, Kizzy, you'll be my second stew.
09:07I need a service queen.
09:09And then you'll be the third stew, mornings, cabins and laundry.
09:13I haven't done too much laundry.
09:15So you've got to learn quite quickly.
09:16I got you.
09:17I've written a little poem.
09:20I'm a bit worried about V because it rhymes with Brie.
09:24And I've got PTSD from last season's laundry.
09:29I need to like read the whole manual to understand how this machine works.
09:32I'm like no clothes away.
09:33You're still waiting for yourself too.
09:35Everyone's standing there wondering where their clothes are.
09:38I want to believe that she's capable of learning.
09:41Because coming into this season, I do not want my standard to drop.
09:46I need to make my mama proud.
09:49We can go f***ing gung-ho.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Get cleaning the cabins.
09:52Let's go fast.
09:53Any idea what time the crew's coming?
09:56No, but we'll be the guy in sales.
09:59We do like one side each, and then we make our way down.
10:02Okay.
10:03Can you show me your hospital corners?
10:05Put your hand under.
10:07And just slide, like don't even tuck it in.
10:08Just slide it.
10:09Wurges.
10:11When I work in airlines.
10:12In airlines?
10:13Bro, you're like Homer Simpson.
10:14You made all the job.
10:17No, because the thing when you work in an airline, if you hook up with the cabins crew.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Thousands of crew.
10:23Every girl takes a pilot.
10:24It's in my blood.
10:25Like I'm the seventh pilot of the family.
10:27I was the captain.
10:28I was the one in charge of the aircraft.
10:30And then COVID happened.
10:31No more clients.
10:32I didn't know what to do.
10:33Then I started with yachting.
10:36And starting from scratch in a different career is just like a big challenge.
10:40But yachting can give me the lifestyle that I want in terms of like good money and a lot
10:46of time off and girls love deckhands too.
10:49I don't know what to do.
10:51Oh, I wish the bosom was here.
10:53Oh, s***.
10:53Oh, s***.
10:54Oh.
11:01Hello.
11:02Hello, captain.
11:03How's things?
11:04Good.
11:05Where are you?
11:06I got food poisoning.
11:08And I've been up getting sick and all sorts ever since.
11:11So, uh, I'm hoping that I can be better by tomorrow.
11:19We go on charter tomorrow, so we need you.
11:23Wow.
11:24I know.
11:24Get some rest and hydrate.
11:26Hydrate, hydrate.
11:27If Nathan isn't here, I don't have my bosun.
11:29I don't meet the manning requirements for the vessel.
11:32I won't be able to leave the dock.
11:34I don't know what we're going to do.
11:35Okay.
11:36All right.
11:37See you later.
11:37Bye-bye.
11:38Coming up, deck team, we're missing two.
11:44Boss and Max, I had a nice ring to it.
11:46He really wants to be the boss.
11:49You didn't do it, y'all.
11:50This is important.
11:51And later.
11:51This can be your knife if you like it in the pantry so you don't have to keep coming back.
11:55I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like, you can dance, boys.
11:58You don't want me to come back?
12:00I want you to come back.
12:01Come back whenever you want.
12:02Okay.
12:08All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon for our first meeting.
12:11Coffee, yeah, we're coming.
12:12Hi.
12:13Hello.
12:14Christian.
12:14See you.
12:15Captain Sanjay.
12:16Hi, Captain.
12:16Hi.
12:17Um, you guys look happy, eager, energy's there.
12:22I'm happy to have you.
12:23A couple things I want to go over.
12:25I do want you to listen to your department heads.
12:27If it makes it to the bridge, you will have the wrath of Sandy.
12:31I want to introduce our first officer, Ben, and then...
12:34Yaku?
12:35Now, deck team, little bit of bad news.
12:41Uh, we're missing two, so they have food poisoning.
12:44Wow.
12:45When do they arrive?
12:47I don't know.
12:49Yeah, so it's just us.
12:51You could do this, right?
12:53We're not going to be able to do it.
12:56We can do it.
12:57Boss and Mags, I had a nice ring to it.
13:00When Nathan gets here, he's an awesome guy.
13:02He knows his stuff.
13:03Is it Nathan, Nathan?
13:04Oh, my God!
13:07I love Nathan.
13:09Do I pop it or you're fired?
13:10Six.
13:11What are you doing this way for?
13:12I don't know.
13:12Are you lean?
13:13Now, circle round up the stairs.
13:15No, no, no!
13:16I think Nathan is going to absolutely nail it.
13:20If he's alive.
13:21So what?
13:22Is this position?
13:23Boss.
13:23I said.
13:23Okay.
13:24Did you think you were the boss?
13:25No, I'm temporary.
13:26All done the situation for the rest.
13:27I love the confidence.
13:28Great.
13:29Charter number one begins tomorrow.
13:30Okay.
13:31All right, let's go back to work.
13:32Woo-hoo!
13:32You can do this.
13:33Okay.
13:35Do you guys want to start on making the bids?
13:37We're not going to have time.
13:38Just shut up.
13:39Just go like a bull to all my objective.
13:41You never know when you're going to have time to do it.
13:48So tell me about yourselves.
13:50Single.
13:51Well, I technically am.
13:52Mine's, like, really tragic.
13:54Eleven months ago, on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59I'm so sorry.
14:00It's all right.
14:01It's all right.
14:03Oh, how the did that happen?
14:05You drowned.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Oh, the story keeps getting worse.
14:09Yeah.
14:10I met Bond trying to, like, get my dive certification.
14:13He was a dive instructor at the time.
14:15Turns out I had a whole romance with my dive instructor.
14:19We did everything together.
14:21We'd cuddle underwater.
14:22We'd kiss underwater.
14:22Like, it was beautiful.
14:24Losing someone I loved so much.
14:26Your heart physically hurts.
14:28The first few months, I was, like, brain dead.
14:31I pulled my boots up by the straps.
14:34Tried going back to scuba diving, and I just couldn't do it.
14:37Because scuba was the gift he gave me.
14:39That's why I'm here now.
14:41Yeah.
14:42So.
14:43It's such a mystery, because he was a dive instructor.
14:46I'm not smiling because it's funny, but I get really uncomfortable, and I can't not smile in these situations.
14:50Oh, it's because you're British.
14:52You guys don't know how to do it.
14:53I don't have tons of dark humor.
14:55It's the only way to deal with it.
14:56Sorry, your boyfriend's dead.
14:57Shame.
14:58Well, if you even need to cry, my arms are open.
15:01You didn't do it, huh?
15:03No.
15:06This is important.
15:07The silver...
15:08Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
15:09The silver thing.
15:09I'm a natural leader.
15:12I like to go, like, rude, rough at the beginning.
15:15And I want to lead with fear.
15:17And the Louis XVI reign, there is a guy called Maximilien, like me, Robespierre.
15:22Start to speak up in the streets, and took, like, the old people of France together, and start to make revolution.
15:30He was, like, using the Qiyotin, and every day he was, like, killing all the royalty.
15:35So, maybe I was a reincarnation.
15:38Let's do it for Captain Sanjay.
15:42Are we finished on the sand deck?
15:44Yeah, man.
15:46I read on your CV you, like, decorating.
15:49I love it.
15:50Thank God, because I literally cannot stand it.
15:54I've always been a service girl.
15:55I've worked on lots of charters.
15:57But last season, I was on a private boat, which was really cool.
16:01Especially because the owner, he died.
16:03RIP.
16:03So, we were just...
16:06It's not funny.
16:08No, it's not funny.
16:09He's dead, but...
16:11I didn't have to do anything.
16:13We literally got paid to, like, run loose on that boat.
16:15That's so good.
16:16You're going to decorate everything.
16:18Great.
16:19Stunning.
16:20All crew, all crew, provisions are here.
16:21Copy.
16:22Hello, sir.
16:23Okay, we're going to make a chain.
16:25I think we're going to sink with this much stuff.
16:28Oh, that's a lot of provisions.
16:30I'll focus on getting the provisions away, and you're going to focus on getting all the
16:33cabins done.
16:34We're going to get it away all in one piece.
16:36I'm going to help him.
16:38If you can just have a little tour, just for the detailing, here, and I meet you downstairs,
16:42okay?
16:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:43Max, I'm impressed.
16:45You came back a changed man.
16:47I didn't lie, huh?
16:48I'm so tired.
16:50Actually, true, his toiletries, too.
16:52Yeah.
16:52What do you want me to do?
16:53Let's dry this.
16:54Can you clean, like, the hedge?
16:55Oh, please.
16:57Please, I'm begging you.
16:58I want to stop, like, yesterday.
17:03I can't believe it's already nine.
17:05Oh, no, it's mental.
17:07Go down, I'm going to throw them to you.
17:08We just have to do the outboard, and we're good.
17:10Look, if you go like this, you can make a wide after face.
17:17Excellent work.
17:18Thank you, Captain.
17:20We done it, bro.
17:21Thank goodness.
17:22The guy is more experienced than me, but it's like he really, really wants to be the boss.
17:27I mean, we're in the same position, mate.
17:29I mean, you're a freaking deckhand as well.
17:30Just the rubbish bag, and we're done.
17:32I'm done.
17:37Oh, my God.
17:40For f***ing sakes, man.
17:44Me and you will start at seven.
17:45I'll start you at eight, because you're on nine.
17:48Yeah.
17:48Don't forget to sleep, George.
17:49You'll have to force me to stop.
17:53F***ing, finally.
17:54All right, there's something in there.
18:16F***ing.
18:17You sleep well?
18:18No, man.
18:19No.
18:20I don't listen to music all day, so I put some music on in my ear.
18:23That kind of helped me.
18:24Jump down.
18:24Yeah.
18:25I used to work in kitchens where we didn't have music for years, and I didn't realize how
18:30much it affected me until I left that kind of world.
18:33The box that they want you to be in a mixture-style restaurant is kind of robotic, and that's
18:37why, for someone who's super creative, I had to get away.
18:41I very much see myself as an artist.
18:43I have lots of different mediums that I enjoy.
18:45Writing music, playing guitar, dressing as rock stars, creating different styles of food.
18:51It's all part of an art form.
18:53I'd wear nail varnish, but I can't, because I've got to work in the kitchen, and that might
18:56come off in the food.
18:57So, you need music.
18:59Find me a little tam-tam, and...
19:00Well, I have one here.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:03Wow.
19:03We're going to be in the jingle-jungle-jungle in here.
19:08Oh, yeah.
19:08Thank God.
19:09Let's do the detailing.
19:11Yeah.
19:11Good morning.
19:13Yeah.
19:13So, we'll just do this quick, quick, quick.
19:14Priority is crew uniform.
19:17Yeah.
19:17Tuck it in.
19:17Just do, like, Express 30.
19:19I see what you're saying.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Junior?
19:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:23Being a stewardess, my technique is called winging it.
19:27That is my technique.
19:30Coat.
19:31What?
19:40Oh!
19:41Oh!
19:41Get in there!
19:43Get in there!
19:44My signata di zebra.
19:45Finally.
19:47Oh!
19:48We get to do another suit.
19:49I know what the f***.
19:51I feel here, like, so happy.
19:53Sam.
19:54Hello.
19:55Yes, Max.
19:56Hey, bro.
19:56Nathan.
19:57Nathan and Max.
19:59Hi.
19:59Hello, Captain.
20:00How's things?
20:01I'm so glad you're here.
20:03How are you?
20:04Yesterday was a disaster, but we're here.
20:06We're going to make it work.
20:07Yeah.
20:07So, the guys did a good job.
20:09We just have to get ready for charter.
20:10Max I've worked with before.
20:12Yeah.
20:12Kind of ran the deck yesterday.
20:14Way more experience.
20:15More than the other two.
20:16What time's pickup?
20:1712.30.
20:1712.30.
20:18Yeah.
20:18Sound.
20:19Okay.
20:19Jesus.
20:19Yeah.
20:21As a first time bosun, obviously, I thought I was going to have 24 hours on the boat, figure out where
20:26things are, but them 24 hours have been cut down to two.
20:30I barely even know who my team is.
20:32And I think your uniform's downstairs.
20:33Perfect.
20:34I'm not going to waste time.
20:35Yes, that's right.
20:36I'm going to crack it.
20:36Jesus Christ.
20:38This is going to be a fun season.
20:42Crew quarters in here.
20:44I don't know where to start.
20:47Coming up.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50The f***.
20:50Yes.
20:50He's floating away.
20:51F***.
20:52What happened?
20:53That was my fault.
20:53Go back.
20:54I don't know what they're doing.
20:55One guy's swimming.
20:56Jesus f***ing Christ.
20:58I don't know where to put anything.
21:11Just chuck it in a cupboard.
21:12So, we are finishing the bridge deck.
21:14The main deck, I did the port sides and starboard.
21:16Good on yous for yesterday for two people.
21:18If you guys focus on port side, main deck, I'll do the bow.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:25Right.
21:27Hello.
21:27Hello.
21:28Could I have a look at the CVs?
21:30Oh, yeah.
21:31Oh.
21:33Oh, f***.
21:34Is she here yet?
21:35No, she's not here yet.
21:36Okay.
21:38Yeah, man.
21:39The trouble is coming, bro.
21:41Take a look.
21:41Give them some time.
21:42Don't just name the lead deckhand.
21:44Give it to Charter 3.
21:46Thanks, Kathleen.
21:46Look, this princess.
21:48Hello, mademoiselle.
21:49Go, go, go, go.
21:51Do you want to help with the bag?
21:52Yeah, of course.
21:53F***.
21:54Hello.
21:54Hello.
21:55I'm Tessa.
21:56Nice to meet you.
21:57I'm Max.
21:57Hi.
21:58Where you come from?
21:59Dead in bed.
22:00I thought about coming yesterday, but then just the thought of just s***ing myself on deck.
22:05I couldn't.
22:06I couldn't.
22:09Sorry.
22:09I can't descend this.
22:12You have these stairs.
22:13Go straight.
22:13My last few boats have been 120 meters plus.
22:16I'm used to working in a team of 10.
22:18You know, we get a job list at the start of the day and we have a role.
22:21So, in my mind, I'm like, oh, this will be easy.
22:23It's just like a small scale of like what I'm used to.
22:26Welcome aboard.
22:27Tessa, nice to meet you.
22:28How are you feeling?
22:29Last 24 hours is rough.
22:31Serious as f***ing roshi.
22:32Career, personal, gym, weight.
22:34Okay.
22:35Go change.
22:35We have to move that.
22:37Oh, God.
22:38Deck crew, meet me on the main deck app for the preference sheet meeting.
22:41On the way.
22:42Josh, Josh, are you free to come to the master?
22:45Coffee, coming now.
22:46Hey, gal.
22:47Hi.
22:48We're going to do a preference sheet meeting.
22:50Oh, so much to do, man.
22:51I know, man.
22:52Do I wear that coming, gal?
22:53Yeah.
22:53Hey, gal.
22:54Hello, gal.
22:54Take one.
22:55What?
22:56Hello.
22:56Hello.
22:57Tessa.
22:57Ciao, Tessa.
22:58Sweet.
22:59Welcome to the deck team.
23:01It's pretty hectic.
23:01We have guests coming in like two hours.
23:04Chop, chop.
23:04S***.
23:05So we've got these really cool iPads.
23:08So hi, Tessia.
23:09So the primary is Carl.
23:11He's a serial entrepreneur renowned in the world of web startups.
23:15So a douchebag.
23:17Friends of Carl, Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria, Da Vinci and his fiancee Alexandra are hoping for
23:23a luxury professional service on this trip.
23:25On day one, Carl and his group want to indulge in the water toys and to get ready for their
23:30Bitcoin extravaganza.
23:32Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.
23:34Day two, the group would like to explore the charming coastal town of Sitges.
23:38All right, cool.
23:38Let's get to it because we have guests coming.
23:40It is one hour.
23:41Okay, cool.
23:41Thanks, gals.
23:43I just want to show you the jacuzzi setup.
23:45How do you turn this up?
23:47How do you turn it up?
23:48That should be it now.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Sweet.
23:50Looks a little bit smoky still.
23:52The top, oh, just sit it so that it's like there.
23:56Okay.
23:56Sweet.
23:57There's the hose.
23:58So just pop the hose in to fill the jacuzzi.
24:00All crew, all crew, guest arrival is 15 minutes out.
24:03F*** you down, mate.
24:04Please get into your whites and meet on the dot.
24:07Copy.
24:07Copy.
24:08Copy.
24:09Here we go.
24:10Can I leave these with the olives?
24:12Yes.
24:12That's a nice perfume you have on.
24:13Thank you very much.
24:15My God, he's flirting with me.
24:17Right.
24:18Kevin's spotless.
24:24Let's do this.
24:25So, croco, to the guard.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:29I actually can't believe it.
24:31Wow.
24:32This is beautiful.
24:34Is this the best yacht you've ever seen?
24:35No, not the best, but it's good.
24:37Right, lads.
24:38Good luck.
24:39Oh, here they come.
24:40Hi.
24:40Hi.
24:41Welcome, Sandy.
24:43Carl.
24:43Carl, I'm Aisha.
24:45Da Vinci.
24:45Da Vinci, wow.
24:46Beautiful name.
24:48See you.
24:48Cheers, good years.
24:49To the moon.
24:49Cheers, good years.
24:50Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.
24:52Aisha's going to show you around the boat.
24:53We're going to head out to sea and get to your first anchorage so you guys can get in the water.
24:58Here we go.
24:58Okay, let's go.
24:59Vamos.
25:00What change?
25:00And then come get the luggage.
25:02This is my deck arm.
25:04We'll tend to do breakfast services down here.
25:06It's very beautiful.
25:07We have to get you one with diamonds.
25:09I need to buy the diamond.
25:10Here we have the sand deck.
25:13Jet skis.
25:13Okay, how many words power?
25:14Hey, this is good.
25:15I feel like this is where you guys will spend most of your time.
25:19It's just such a nice buy.
25:20A crypto investor, you know.
25:22Yeah.
25:22Probably wipes his ass with like 50 euro notes.
25:24This is the master suite.
25:26Office and gym.
25:27Perfect.
25:28My own office.
25:28This is a sexy room.
25:29That's my spy.
25:31What the f*** is in that, man?
25:33I'm going to go down to my pleb room.
25:35This is the king.
25:37This is the queen.
25:37And there are two twins at the end.
25:39This is significantly worse.
25:41What?
25:42You should see our room.
25:43David has the VIP.
25:44And then this is the queen room.
25:46Jessica, take this one.
25:48Amazing.
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:49Girls, girls.
25:50Please put our red polos on.
25:51Copy.
25:51So, you're just going to have one person up here?
25:54Yeah, I'm going to have Max doing the lines for me.
25:56All right.
25:56Cheers.
25:57I lived in Barcelona for years.
25:59I know this marina like the back of my hand.
26:01Getting off the dock for me should be pretty easy.
26:03Can I go on the bow?
26:04Yeah, go on the bow.
26:05Thank you, bro.
26:05When you have experience, you know where to place the people and then trust them.
26:10I trust Nathan.
26:11I know he can do this.
26:13And I know I can run a boat.
26:14I'll have Tez and Christian on the stern, okay?
26:17Nice.
26:18V for Bitcoin.
26:19Because he and I are just going to be on service, you can just take away at laundry and stuff.
26:24Captain, the ground lines are safe to drop.
26:27Let's do it.
26:27Drop the lines.
26:29Full line, release.
26:31The top of the line.
26:32Yeah.
26:33All stern lines off.
26:36Clear on the stern.
26:37Starboard side, 30 meters.
26:39Seven meters holding.
26:40Oh, we're already moving.
26:42Damn, that was quick.
26:45Do you have to make that level before bringing it in?
26:47Yeah, you'll have to make it level, yeah.
26:49Starboard side, 10 meters clear for the front lines.
26:52You got it, Tez?
26:53No, it's not going in.
26:54Yeah?
26:55Where are these lines going?
26:56In the lacerate?
26:57They're getting stored in the forepeak.
26:58Um, it's not going in.
27:00I don't know why.
27:02Do you want to just ask the engineers if he can get it in for us?
27:04Yeah.
27:0510 meters to Katermaran.
27:07Max, how's my start?
27:09Yeah, it's generally clear.
27:10Yeah, that is nice, that one.
27:11There's always bigger yachts.
27:12You can never have the biggest yachts.
27:14Unless you're Jeff Bezos.
27:15Engineer, Engineer Tessa?
27:16Oh, no.
27:17Don't go over the radio.
27:18Just go down.
27:19Can you get on there?
27:20Yeah, yeah.
27:20Sorry.
27:21I'm too focused on getting off the dock and doing my job safely.
27:25I can't hold their hands.
27:2610 meters forward side.
27:29Is that tight?
27:30Ah, we'll just pay like this for now.
27:32Saving from coming undone.
27:34Yeah, you can see already, this team's not capable of giving 100%.
27:39I'm all set.
27:40Thanks, Nathan.
27:41Bubby, thank you.
27:42These one here?
27:43This one, Robby, it's so big.
27:45I don't even know what to do with myself.
27:49F***ing nightmare.
27:51Coming up.
27:52Nathan, control the drop.
27:55Oh, s***.
27:55It's too swelling.
27:56Oh, okay.
27:57Sorry.
27:58Sorry.
27:59F***.
28:01It's gonna...
28:06Woo!
28:07The Germans, they don't s*** on the box.
28:09They're our friends.
28:10Just deck checks.
28:11So if you want to do the first one, thanks.
28:12Yeah, I'll just have to say what...
28:13Back here on the anchor.
28:15What do you do?
28:16I have a real estate company in Dubai.
28:18That's cool.
28:19In Dubai, you can buy anything with crypto.
28:20Really?
28:21Yeah.
28:21Scott's really into it, and every time he tries to talk to me about it, I'm just like...
28:24F***ing nightmare.
28:25Oh, sorry.
28:28I order cash to my house.
28:30Yeah.
28:31What?
28:31And they bring me...
28:32They bring up to $10 million.
28:33If you want to ever deliver $10 million to my house, you're welcome to do that.
28:39Anyway, we'll start lunch in, like, 20 minutes, and then you can jump in the water.
28:45Amazing.
28:49Okay.
28:49Okra, okra, okra, okra, ETA, 10 minutes.
28:53Cheers, Shagher.
28:54Cheers, Dr Shagher.
28:56I'm going to behave myself this year, though.
28:58Telling you.
28:58Whatever.
29:00I am on my best behaviour.
29:01Sounds boring.
29:03When's the last time you talked to Gail?
29:04Like, two days ago, I think.
29:05Oh, really?
29:06Do you guys have fun?
29:07No, we're friends, yeah.
29:08Oh, good.
29:09I know what's good, yeah.
29:10Hi.
29:10Hello.
29:11I'm Gail.
29:12Nathan.
29:12I lost an earring.
29:16I know.
29:17Hope's cool.
29:18I'm an innocent boy.
29:19I don't want to get out of bed.
29:20I just want to be warm and hot.
29:28Shall we go?
29:30Shall we?
29:30I actually can't wait.
29:32Me too.
29:33You guys saw each other for, like, six months or so, eh?
29:36Yeah, it's still Christmas time.
29:37And then what happened?
29:39Like, I just cut it off.
29:40After the season, we went travelling for six, seven weeks together, and then we tried to
29:45maintain it, but the distance was an issue, and because of how busy I was working 13 hours
29:51a day, it just wasn't sustainable.
29:53It's hard doing distance unless you're, like, fully committed.
29:56I just have to f*** around.
29:57You're young, man.
29:58Like, seriously.
30:00It's a f***ing shagga.
30:01Always a calm feeling on a boat.
30:03Are you still going to buy one?
30:04Yes, of course.
30:05What's your budget?
30:06I'd say 30 million.
30:07Let's f***ing go.
30:11I'm ready when you guys are.
30:12What do you have?
30:13Two shackles.
30:14Two shackles.
30:16Shall we go with the first thing?
30:17Yeah.
30:18Vey, Vey, can you please come and run plates for lunch?
30:20Copy that.
30:21Is it okay to be in socks for lunch service?
30:23Shoes, please.
30:24Okay.
30:27That's two at the waterline.
30:29Long stay.
30:29These are sourdough ciabatta rolls.
30:32Okay, can I have two today?
30:33Last, please.
30:34Yeah, let's go.
30:34Let's do the naughty boys.
30:35Yeah.
30:35What is it?
30:36Naughty!
30:36Now that we've dropped anchor, I want the naughty boys out.
30:39I would say the expectation is to have all water toys out in 45 minutes.
30:44One more.
30:45I thought we'd do it one by one.
30:46Do you guys need a pump?
30:47Yeah, I think there's a pump here.
30:49Yep.
30:50We'll see how the first one goes.
30:52We're all set.
30:53Nice work.
30:53All righty.
30:56Be mindful of the vinegar might spill.
30:59Can we attach this to someone before we keep blowing it off?
31:02Yeah, yeah.
31:02Tin one salad.
31:03We've got this ready.
31:04We've got this ready.
31:04The aubergine and pepper ganoush.
31:05You have a chef every day.
31:07Each meal.
31:08Yeah, it's really good.
31:09You still have the 22-year-old Russian, right?
31:11Yes.
31:12We're talking about chef here.
31:14Yes.
31:14No, no, no.
31:16Lamb chops with a honey dressing.
31:18Would you like an oyster?
31:20Such a pleasure.
31:21How do you do this?
31:22Bro, just push, please.
31:23Not too much, because there is water there.
31:27I'm going to go for 30 cream.
31:28Can you just get everything out, yeah?
31:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:30Cool.
31:31Do you want lamb chop?
31:32Yes.
31:32That's amazing.
31:34I think that's good.
31:35It's hard to tell them.
31:36Dear crew, dear crew, can I have one person to the bow
31:40for the life jacket to retrieve the jet ski?
31:42I go.
31:42All right, safe.
31:44Hey, guys, how are you?
31:45Good, how are you?
31:46We've got a beautiful king ma salad, smoked baba ganoush,
31:49lamb racks here, honey and coriander,
31:50some ribeye with chimichurri, sea bass with ginger, chili.
31:54Perfect.
31:55Enjoy lunch, guys.
31:55Thanks for your effort.
31:56No problem.
31:56Thank you very much.
31:57It's amazing.
31:58Yeah, it's very yummy.
32:00It's very good.
32:00Juicy and nice.
32:02Really good job.
32:05Good to go.
32:05Yep, man.
32:06This is f***ing tight.
32:08Christian Tessa.
32:09Can we get the jet skis in the water?
32:11In a little bit more time.
32:13It's a f***ing, bro.
32:14More time.
32:15I can't wait to do jet skis.
32:17So the crew are going to get the water toys in,
32:19so by the time you finish here,
32:20everything will be in the water.
32:22Is that crew, can we launch the jet skis, please?
32:24Not yet.
32:26Lord of mercy.
32:27Naked was his best,
32:29but I think he got different management strategies as me.
32:32I'm just going to whip you with the chamois
32:34and say, let's f***ing do it,
32:36or take my guillotine out of my suitcase.
32:39Did you pack your guillotine?
32:40I pack always my guillotine with me.
32:42It's a bit expensive.
32:44Yeah, when I travel, buddy, it's worth it.
32:46We just need a system.
32:48We will do a nuts course.
32:50Let me just go down and check.
32:52Have you finished? Can I clear your plates?
32:54Yeah.
32:54Yeah?
32:55Let that go, but don't let me go, okay?
32:57Let's start doing jet skis, right?
32:58What's the problem with the naughty boys?
33:00Is there a setup?
33:00They were going to do it horizontally.
33:02How much longer do you need?
33:03I don't know.
33:04Can we speed it up so we can get the jet skis in the water?
33:06We need to move faster.
33:07Ten minutes, yeah?
33:08Ten minutes.
33:09Yeah, five minutes.
33:09Yeah.
33:10How's it going?
33:11Might take some time, Captain.
33:13I'm sorry.
33:13It's an absolute disgrace.
33:15It's embarrassing.
33:16Thanks, man.
33:17These need to be exciting.
33:19We have to move faster.
33:20F***.
33:26All right, what else needs to be done?
33:28Ah, the rails.
33:29The rails?
33:29I wouldn't worry about them yet.
33:31Just get out the toys.
33:32Whereabouts are the paddle boards?
33:33Starboard side.
33:34F***.
33:35This is Nathan's first time leading a team, so I'm not going to apply pressure, but I
33:40need them to know they need to get everything out quicker.
33:45Yeah.
33:46By charter three, it should be precision.
33:49I really want to do the jet skis now.
33:51Okay, man.
33:52What is that one for?
33:53Oh, no.
33:54How long will it take for the jet skis?
33:56Give us five minutes.
33:57Okay, okay.
33:58Enjoying the show?
33:59This is so entertaining.
34:00You have no idea.
34:01It's quite interesting, isn't it?
34:02It's intense.
34:03It's intense.
34:04Five hours jet ski, you know?
34:05When they tell us to do it, we have no f***ing idea how to do it.
34:09He's not teaching us.
34:10Okay.
34:11Let's go.
34:12Jet skis.
34:13Con dinero, baila el perro.
34:14You got to help Max, okay?
34:16Yeah.
34:16Call me if you need me.
34:17Yeah.
34:18Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:22Woo!
34:22Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:24Woo!
34:24Woo!
34:25Woo!
34:26Woo!
34:27Woo!
34:28Woo!
34:29Woo!
34:30Woo!
34:31Woo!
34:32Woo!
34:33Woo!
34:34Woo!
34:35Woo!
34:36This is yours.
34:37Well, this can be your knife if you like it in the pantry so you don't have to keep coming
34:39back.
34:40You don't want me to come back?
34:41I want you to come back.
34:42Come back.
34:43Whenever you want.
34:44I've done it.
34:45You can...
34:46Yes.
34:47Boys tend to like me.
34:48I love, like, playing.
34:50I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like, dance boys, dance boys.
34:54Like, look at me.
34:55Did you eat some bread?
34:56Yeah.
34:57Got f***ing so much love in it that you don't even understand.
35:00I can taste it.
35:01I can taste it.
35:02I can taste it.
35:03I can taste it.
35:04Great.
35:05Remember these filters too?
35:07The color?
35:08Um, the...
35:09Fletcher's?
35:10Oh, no, the filters.
35:11Yeah.
35:12We've got to be faster.
35:13I'm sorry.
35:14Don't be sorry.
35:15If you're learning.
35:16We'll get an organization.
35:22Good?
35:23Fun?
35:24Incredible.
35:25That's good.
35:26You look like you're in heaven.
35:27Oh, thank you.
35:32Girls, girls.
35:33We do need to start setting up a Bitcoin chocolate fantasy themed party for dinner.
35:37So, for dinner, Carl is hoping to have a Bitcoin extravaganza.
35:40So, what I was thinking was doing chocolate factory meets Bitcoin.
35:44Coffee!
35:45It's a cool theme tonight.
35:46Do we need to dress up as well?
35:47Um, I don't think so.
35:48You never know when guests are going to ask you to dress up or do a silly dance or whatever.
35:53A lot of chefs want to hide in the galley, but I enjoy that. I enjoy the creativity.
35:58When I was in Nicaragua, I actually met a clown and he trained us for two weeks on the craft.
36:05I love to get all wonked up.
36:07Well, yeah, I didn't order anything.
36:09But if you want to, feel free.
36:11That's okay.
36:12Absolutely.
36:13There's a lot of nuances to being a clown.
36:15You've got to drift into wonder.
36:17Drift into seeing things as if it's the first time you've ever seen them.
36:22Maybe I've got some stuff even in my wardrobe.
36:24You probably do.
36:26We, as clowns, are just vessels in search of creative outlets.
36:32Oh, God.
36:34Collector.
36:35Okay, shower time.
36:36Yeah, let's go.
36:38We need to turn on those dryers.
36:40I'm gonna knock out this and then turn over all the water.
36:43No, no, no, no.
36:44Well, that didn't even f***ing blind.
36:46Stop, I like that.
36:47F***ing on, mate. I'm dying already.
36:50There's three sparkles everywhere.
36:52Yeah.
36:53Oh, my God, that's so good.
36:55This looks so f***ing good.
36:59Deck team, deck team.
37:00Can you put the whips out on the starboard side?
37:02Copy.
37:03Whips?
37:04Yeah.
37:05What's that?
37:06To secure the tender.
37:07Oh, okay, right.
37:08I've never used it before.
37:09How are you feeling?
37:10One to ten?
37:11Um, seven.
37:12Okay, that's pretty good.
37:14And you?
37:15Um, this is the first time that I feel like I'm over 30 now.
37:20My body is really sore.
37:23Do you want to just pick that one up and then I'll untangle it?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Oh, s***.
37:29Hold on.
37:30We might have to bring this one in.
37:31Is this attached?
37:32No, that one, no.
37:33Oh, f***ing.
37:34F***ing arm won't flop out.
37:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:39Attached.
37:40Clap to the eye.
37:41Yeah.
37:42To the eye.
37:43Yeah, the eye on the...
37:44This one?
37:45I don't even want to do it.
37:46It's my motor.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48A f***ing jet ski is floating away.
37:50F***ing.
37:51F***ing.
37:52Is it an emergency?
37:53F***ing jet ski.
37:54Jesus f***ing Christ.
37:56F***ing bunch.
37:57Bro, I got...
37:58I don't know.
37:59Go back.
38:00Matt.
38:03I don't know what they're doing, to be honest.
38:05One guy's swimming.
38:06Hey!
38:07Go back.
38:08F***ing.
38:09What the f***?
38:10He's swimming back now.
38:11What happened to the wave runner?
38:12Why did it drift away?
38:13Ah, that was my fault.
38:14I wasn't one who put the knot.
38:16Bro, he just didn't put it properly.
38:17Yeah, I know.
38:18Just...
38:19No.
38:20I'm gonna have a meeting.
38:21Yeah.
38:22We'll have a meeting.
38:23Holy f***.
38:24That's not an absolute s*** show.
38:31What happened?
38:32Just got a wee bit tactic there for a moment, so...
38:34I'll get them on the same wavelength.
38:35Fast.
38:38It's just an absolute s*** show.
38:41I've just been standing at the swim platform watching things.
38:43What do you think?
38:44Christian, if you wanna go down, take a break.
38:46Alright, sweet.
38:47Four.
38:48Five.
38:49Six.
38:51Guys, I'm excited.
38:52Tonight's gonna be fun.
38:53I'm currently in Spain, right here on a beautiful, beautiful boat.
38:57And the question is, of course, are we going to see Bitcoin going lower?
39:01Let's go back to the charts.
39:03The best time to buy Bitcoin, as always, is today, yesterday, tomorrow.
39:08I'm ready.
39:09I'm ready.
39:10I'll come with you.
39:11Yeah, copy.
39:12Aw, they're so cute.
39:13How are you guys?
39:14There's coins everywhere.
39:15Wow.
39:16We have a crypto themed dinner.
39:17Goose, goose.
39:18Start on whatever cabins are empty.
39:19It's a better off.
39:20Jesus Christ.
39:21Okay, boom up.
39:22How's your day been?
39:23Hectic, bro.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Max is experienced.
39:26The two others need training, so, I mean, they didn't know how to put up the whips or
39:27anything.
39:28As a deckhand, I was in charge of doing one job and moving on to the next.
39:32And don't get me wrong, I was good at them jobs.
39:34Move that shit out of the way, and now you pull on the back here while we pull up.
39:55Are you guys inflating or deflating with the pump?
39:58You sure?
39:59Yeah.
40:00When those are boating, I'm in charge of all the jobs.
40:03and they become confident.
40:04Yeah.
40:05This is overwhelming.
40:06The f***ing s*** out of me.
40:13Oh, s***, pote.
40:14I'm bringing that off.
40:16Do you want anything else to drink other than the water?
40:18No, I think that I'll stick with that for now.
40:20OK.
40:21Cheers, man.
40:21It's amazing.
40:23Oh, sorry.
40:24Oh, my god, there's still like a f***ing loads about things.
40:26Steady.
40:28Bro, we destroyed the Jeskis today.
40:29Yeah, that was good.
40:33OK, it's swinging.
40:34Don't take that light off.
40:35Let me help.
40:36Up, up, up.
40:41Just going to slow it around a wee bit more.
40:43Concentrate.
40:44Do you see that light there?
40:46I do.
40:47OK.
40:47I'm going to fold it and then come up in the wire, OK?
40:50Oh, god.
40:50Nathan, control.
40:52Control the drop.
40:54There's a big swing.
40:56Oh, s***, too swelling.
40:58Careful.
40:59Sorry, sorry.
41:00Jesus.
41:01Nathan, slow and controlled.
41:03Come hold the wave on it.
41:04Come hold the wave on it.
41:05Come hold the wave on it.
41:06Damn it.
41:07Still it.
41:08Still it.
41:09Oh, s***.
41:10We've got to talk about this.
41:13God damn it.
41:14This season on Below Deck Mediterranean.
41:18Look at the bubbles going everywhere.
41:19We don't know what we did.
41:20Since I'm vegan, we tend to put a little more salt into our food.
41:24His eyes are like .
41:25Joe's the primary.
41:26He has enlisted his personal matchmaker to invite six eligible women with hopes of finding
41:31love.
41:32One, one, one, forty.
41:33I'm going to ruin the deck team.
41:34I'm going to do a bingo card and I'm going to try to kick off the whole crew.
41:39Having empty hookups is not fulfilling for me.
41:40You hurt me so much.
41:41And not only did you hurt me the first time, you hurt me again and again.
41:46He was not drying up.
41:47He was watermarks.
41:48You're f***ing pushing my buttons.
41:49Honestly.
41:50I would have never thought you guys were done.
41:51And I trust you.
41:52You're not worth any tears.
41:53Under no circumstances can we get a score in the water.
42:03We've got duck.
42:04Get your f***ing.
42:07You're not worth any tears.
42:09Under no circumstances can we get a score in the water?
42:13Get your f***ing s*** together on the step.
42:21What the f*** is going on with this?
42:23It's f***ing folding everywhere possible.
42:26How the f*** am I going to look after her, baby?
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