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Sunny Nights - Season 1 Episode 5 -
Dumbest Girl Alive
Dumbest Girl Alive
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00:00If the cops knew anything, we'd already be caught, right?
00:06Don't worry about the cops. These sisters are out of jail.
00:08She's not gonna stop until she gets her man.
00:13What if we can point her in the direction of a different man?
00:16What do I have to do?
00:19Lie.
00:20Open bar for attendees. Okay, I'm gonna go schmooze and booze.
00:23There are no shortcuts, especially as a woman.
00:25You need to project power.
00:28Think about it, Mama.
00:29A brand in which you felt powerful.
00:35There she is, our mystery woman.
00:38Your company and my brand just doesn't make any sense.
00:42Tell me you killed my brother.
00:44Were you gonna die in this chair, man?
00:46It wasn't... me.
00:59The helplessly open her harlequin hovers nearby, awaiting a word.
01:12Gasping at glimpses of gentle true spirit, he runs, wishing he could fly high, only to trip at the sound of good-bye.
01:33I, I, I, I...
01:38I wordlessly want to be with you
01:42Who loves the sun?
01:56Who cares that it makes plants grow?
01:59Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:05Who loves the wind?
02:11Who cares that it makes breezes?
02:14Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:19Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:22Who loves the sun?
02:27Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:29Who loves the sun?
02:35Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:37Best marketing agency, best campaign last year, Australia-wide.
02:42And Australia is wide.
02:44Yeah, it's impressive, but it sounds like they might be a bit out of our budget.
02:48But we have to spend money to make money, right?
02:50Our sales are steady right now.
02:51For now, but we cannot rest on our laurels.
02:54Our laurels cannot be rested on, okay?
02:57Is this about the Bell Sky CEO?
03:00Did she get in your head?
03:01No, no, not at all.
03:02This is about us leveling up.
03:04This is about becoming a household name.
03:06And, I don't know, yeah, maybe it's a little bit about proving that cunt Hazel wrong.
03:11Vicki.
03:12No, you can say cunt here.
03:13They say cunt like the way we would say, like, crap or something.
03:16Okay, well, look, we have to work within our means.
03:18And sadly, we don't have the budget for proving C words wrong.
03:23What's C words?
03:24C words is the word that you just brought up, and I'm not going to be lured into saying it.
03:28Just say it.
03:28No, I'm not going to say it.
03:29You can say it.
03:30No.
03:30Nobody's around.
03:31We're in Australia.
03:33I'm not going to say it.
03:33Okay, well, what if they agree to ghostwrite that text you've been working on for the last
03:3610 minutes?
03:37Sorry, it's Joyce's birthday.
03:38Hey, from an emoji perspective, what says, I like being friends, but I'm very open to more?
03:44Do not, under any circumstances, put an emoji in that message.
03:47Why not?
03:48Because they're desperate.
03:49You got to stay as dry as the desert.
03:52In fact, don't even send her a text.
03:55You got to get in her head, break her down mentally.
03:57That way, if she finds out about, you know what, we can control her.
04:03I'm going to go with balloons.
04:05Near funeral, mate.
04:06Oh, so you're mating now.
04:07I've always mated.
04:08Oh, right.
04:09Cunt is new.
04:10I'll whip that down.
04:14Hands warm.
04:15Yes.
04:16Feed off the couch, please.
04:17Follow me.
04:17Jesus, okay.
04:19It's so loud.
04:20I want those pants.
04:21At Neon Mondays, we take small brands and transform them.
04:25Or should I say, transform them.
04:29Transform them into titans.
04:33According to a recent survey, 90% of Australians considered reusing a soiled period product unhygienic.
04:41But we worked with period underwear company Bleed Free to change that perception through a campaign
04:46of social media engagement, influencer marketing, and consumer outreach.
04:51And guess what?
04:52Last year, they sold at a valuation of $150 million.
04:57Very impressive.
04:58So, how would you approach transforms marketing?
05:01Good question.
05:02We're thinking a total refresh of your brand and your online presence.
05:08Oh, nice.
05:09An affordable, approachable, luxury-forward print campaign.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15Amazing.
05:16Exclusive brand-focused events.
05:19These women are really hot.
05:20They're really hot.
05:21Okay, but how much would it cost?
05:23Don't think of it as a cost.
05:25Think of it as an investment.
05:28Yes.
05:29How much?
05:30You want another...
05:31$100,000?
05:42$100,000?
05:45Look, I know.
05:46Sounds like a lot.
05:47I get it, man.
05:48But here's the thing.
05:49Eventually, a competitor is going to come for you.
05:53Okay, well, thank you.
05:54We'll consider it.
05:56Wait.
05:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:57What about a cheaper, short-term, quick gains version?
06:01Um, what's your budget, realistically?
06:05$20,000.
06:06No, no, no, no.
06:06We don't have $20,000.
06:08Ash, what can you do with $20,000, my man?
06:12Uh, skip the rebrand.
06:13Focus on influencer marketing and brand partnerships.
06:16Okay, uh, print campaign, though?
06:18Yeah, small print campaign, yeah.
06:19You got yourself a deal.
06:20Drop the paperwork and pop a cork.
06:22No, no, no, no.
06:22Do not drop anything.
06:23Do not pop any cork.
06:25Who am I listening to here?
06:26No, no, no, no.
06:26Don't listen to her, please.
06:27Drop pop.
06:28She does not know what she's like.
06:29I'm the finance guy.
06:30Okay, you know what?
06:31Doesn't even matter.
06:31Derek, you take this one.
06:33Congrats.
06:34You really undermined me in there.
06:36You just look like amateurs.
06:37We don't have the cash, Vicky.
06:38And yet, when you needed it, we bent over backwards.
06:41Hey, that's different.
06:42That was about me.
06:42Saving your marriage?
06:43Saving our necks.
06:45Things are good right now.
06:47Sales are holding.
06:49And when we're more established, we can go back, okay?
06:51Fine.
06:53So we, uh, take the rest of the day off.
06:56Why?
06:56So you can hang out with Joyce?
06:58Forget about me.
06:59Do whatever you want.
07:01Parasailing, whale watching.
07:02I'm not going to go look at some dumb whale, Martin.
07:04I'm going to spend the day working.
07:07What?
07:09I've never heard you say that before.
07:10Are you sure this isn't about the CEO?
07:13Shut up.
07:15Maybe you could look into forging partnerships with some like-minded businesses.
07:19They're called collabs, Martin, and I was going to do that anyway.
07:24The car's this way.
07:26Jesus.
07:29Another one's coming.
07:30I think that's Susie?
07:37Uh, it's hard to say.
07:41I mean, how do we ID a woman who might or might not be inside and also might or might not be named Susie?
07:47Never said journalism was easy.
07:50So what do we do now?
07:50Well, I need to put in some face time about my actual job, but I'll cross-reference these photos with the paper's crime archive, see if I can find a match.
07:59You want me to come?
08:00Uh, I had to explain to my boss why there's an animal wrangler over my shoulder.
08:03Oh, you're ashamed of me.
08:05Um, well, you are my, uh, bit on the side journalism team.
08:08Bit on the side?
08:09I'm not a whore.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:12I'll stick around.
08:13Keep watch.
08:15Oh, you're going to stay?
08:17Yeah.
08:18I'm committed to this investigation, Joyce.
08:20There's a bus stop just there, um, if that's okay with you.
08:24Oh.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25Okay.
08:26Um, but you don't have work?
08:29No.
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30But, I mean, when he calls, I just ignore him.
08:33He's not going to fire me.
08:34He's my uncle.
08:35I'm an Epo baby.
08:38Okay, um, we'll try to get a clear pic of Susie.
08:41Hey, look.
08:42Don't do anything risky.
08:44I wouldn't dream of her.
08:49Have fun on the bus.
08:51Bye.
08:59Beautiful ceremony, Moan.
09:01Gosh, would have loved it.
09:02It's more turnout.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Well, it's better this way.
09:08You know, it's more intimate.
09:11Did Skinner show?
09:12Uh, I think he's still a little bit upset about your conversation.
09:18I think a few people are still, um, processing.
09:22The forcefulness of your inquiry is into cash.
09:25Yeah, well, it couldn't have been that forceful, could it?
09:27Because I still don't know who killed him.
09:28Yeah.
09:38What do you think of Pete?
09:42As a guitarist, he's pretty good.
09:44He's a suspeed.
09:45Oh, no, no, no.
09:48Pete loved cash.
09:50Moan?
09:51No, you don't really think that he had anything to do with it.
09:55Just got to consider all my options.
10:08Uh, uh, what do you think of visibility in Washington?
10:21Oh, no, no, no.
10:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
10:22Uh, no, no, no, no.
10:24Oh, no, no.
10:25Hey, me.
10:26Uh, no, no, no, no.
10:27Oh, no, no.
10:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
10:29No, no, no, no.
10:30Oh, no, no, no.
10:31Oh, no, no.
11:03Go round.
11:07Go round.
11:09Fuck's sake.
11:12Fucking round.
11:13Go round, you fuckwit.
11:14Go round.
11:14Fuck.
11:18I told you to go round.
11:20Fuckhead.
11:21Fuckwit.
11:24Fuck.
11:33Fuck.
11:53Hello?
11:55Hey, happy birthday.
11:56Text and a call. You know how to make a girl feel special.
12:01Well, I'd do my best.
12:03Well, what are you up to tonight?
12:05Working. Maybe a glass of wine if I'm feeling dangerous, too.
12:10Well, look, I don't want to tread on your special evening,
12:13but, you know, if I was somehow able to convince you to take the night off,
12:19would you let me buy you a drink?
12:24A drink sounds nice.
12:27Well, great. You know, I was reading about this cocktail place
12:31that's supposed to do an amazing Cuba Libre.
12:33Text me the address. Meet me there at 6?
12:36Absolutely. I'll see you at 6.
12:38At p.m., right? Of course you mean p.m., sorry.
12:41See you then.
12:42At 6. On the dot.
12:44Okay.
12:53Hi. Hi. This is Vicki Marvin.
12:56Co-founder of Tansform, Australia's best new spray tan.
13:00Um, we'd like to partner with some like-minded bi-
13:02Oh, yeah. No, Tansform.
13:05Yes, it's, um, it's made from the Mackay berry.
13:10Because I'm just wondering if we could do, like, a collab.
13:12You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
13:15No, no, I don't mean literally.
13:17Well, no, you don't, you don't drink it.
13:19It's just the 1R.
13:21Tans.
13:21Well, here's a question.
13:23Do you put shampoo on your head or do you drink it?
13:25I've been talking to you for 20 minutes.
13:26Are you going to buy my spray tan or what?
13:28Well, I don't think that would be good for either of our businesses,
13:32nor would it be hygienic.
13:33But you're not interested in the spray tan?
13:34You know what? The name's not important.
13:36Right.
13:36Can I speak to someone else?
13:39Hi, this is Vicki Marvin, co-founder of Tansform Australia's Best New Spray Tan.
13:44We're looking to partner with like-minded companies.
13:48Really?
13:50Yeah, no, I can come in.
13:52Today. Great.
13:54Okay.
13:58Yes.
14:06Divorce is going as well as a divorce can go.
14:32Kids hate me, but, you know, they'll come around to it.
14:35But, anyway, do you want to get a movie or something after this?
14:39Yes, um, yeah, sorry, I'll just-
14:41Sure, sure.
14:42Thank you, yeah.
14:48Hey, one second.
14:51You were supposed to be here an hour ago.
14:53Got into an accident.
14:54Are you okay?
14:56Yeah, I'm good.
14:57Car's fucked.
14:58Need a ride.
14:59Well, I can't leave.
15:00I'm trying to stop Moni from turning this wake into a massacre.
15:02Yeah, well, I can't exactly get a fucking Uber from all the way out here.
15:06Especially if I'll make the boot.
15:07Shit.
15:09Um.
15:12Okay, look, I'll get someone to you.
15:16Good.
15:22Hello.
15:23We've got a problem.
15:25What's going on?
15:26Harry needs help.
15:27Uh, why?
15:31He's on the side of the road with a busted car and a cadaver rapidly warming in his boot.
15:39Fuck.
15:40Martin?
15:44Where is he?
15:45I'll send you his location.
15:47Fuck.
15:49Fuck.
15:49Fuck.
15:49Fuck.
15:49Fuck.
15:49Fuck.
15:57Fuck.
16:22Shit.
16:23Shit.
16:23Shit.
16:23Shit.
16:24Shit.
16:26Shit.
16:26Shit.
16:27Hey, we're closed, private event.
16:55Uh, dealing with a snake's nest down the street, eggs hatched, so we've got some babies
17:01on the loose.
17:02Baby snakes?
17:03I think we'll be fine.
17:04Eastern Browns.
17:06Very venomous.
17:07We're offering to check buildings in the vicinity for free.
17:10Keep everyone safe.
17:11Look, we're in the middle of a memorial, yeah?
17:14Can I wait?
17:15Maybe.
17:16But I'd hate if one of your guests got bit.
17:19Very unpleasant death.
17:21Windpipe explodes.
17:23Shhh.
17:26Oh shit.
17:27But, uh, if you're not interested, well, you're not interested.
17:30Yeah, we're not interested.
17:32Can I get your name?
17:34What do you need my name for?
17:36In case my boss asks.
17:37Just need to tell him who's responsible for any potential carnage.
17:42Alright, follow me, but be quick.
17:45Not quick.
17:46Okay.
17:47Hey, keep up.
17:48Yep.
17:49How long is this going to take?
17:50Oh, not long.
17:51Just need to do a search of the perimeter.
17:52Uh, looking for tracks.
17:53Uh, droppings.
17:54Let me know when you're done, yeah?
17:55You gotta.
17:56Don't touch that.
17:57Yep.
17:58I won't.
17:59Don't touch that.
18:00I won't.
18:01Don't touch that.
18:02Yep.
18:03I won't.
18:04Can I help you?
18:05Hi.
18:06I can help you?
18:07I got the tags.
18:08Uh, droppings.
18:09Uh, droppings.
18:10Let me know when you're done, yeah?
18:11You gotta.
18:12Don't touch that.
18:13Yep.
18:14I won't.
18:32Can I help you?
18:33Hi, I'm Vicki, um, from Tansform. I called you earlier.
18:38Oh, that's right. I'm Kayla. It's nice to meet you.
18:41You're interested in a collab?
18:43Right, yeah. I was thinking maybe we could, um, do some Instagram videos where we gush over each other's brands or...
18:50Or a live where we sample each other's products in real time?
18:52Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Okay, mind meld. Twins.
18:56How many followers do you have?
18:59A really good amount.
19:00Meaning?
19:01God, you want a number. Okay, um...
19:03Like 980?
19:06Thousand.
19:08Oh, yeah.
19:09It's Tansform, right?
19:10Yeah, no, you know, um, put that away.
19:13Okay, because it's just the number I said before.
19:17You said thousand.
19:18So that's, you did that.
19:19But I just said 900, 980.
19:22But we're, but we are growing, of course.
19:24You know, every day we're growing.
19:25Instagram just started.
19:27We just hit a quarter of a million.
19:29Impressive, but, you know, I didn't ask.
19:32Yeah, so I'm not sure you have much to offer us at this time.
19:37Um, Kayla, it's just, we are just about to do this big deal with a national retailer, and we could, we could really use the exposure, you know?
19:46Yeah.
19:48Good luck with that.
19:49Wow.
19:50Okay, no, I said we needed help, but looking around, I don't think you can help us much, you know what I mean?
19:56So, actually, good luck with that.
19:58So, let's just forget this ever happened.
20:03Um, and I'm gonna go.
20:05Okay, thanks.
20:06Bye.
20:07Bye.
20:07Fucking Hazel.
20:24Fuck.
20:25Fuck.
20:25Afternoon, officer.
20:47Everything all right?
20:48Yeah, I'm all right.
20:49Just come flying around the corner, dog out of nowhere.
20:53Ended up in the bank.
20:54Got a mate come pick me up?
20:56I sort of dog.
20:59Cattle dog.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Yeah, they like cars.
21:03Yeah, they do.
21:04Not going to find any empties if I poke around in there, am I?
21:08Don't drink, officer.
21:10You mind opening the boot for me?
21:15Is that really necessary?
21:16I wouldn't ask if it wasn't necessary.
21:23Hey!
21:33Hey!
21:34Sorry it took so long.
21:38Is this your mate?
21:39Certainly is.
21:40I'm going way back.
21:41Yeah, you just hold off there, will you?
21:43I'm finishing a search.
21:44Okay.
21:47Haven't got all day, mate.
21:51Pre-cancerous?
21:54On your neck there?
21:57Yeah.
21:58How do you know?
21:59Well, I'm in spray tan, and that right there is the reason we exist.
22:03Bet the doc wants you out of the sun, huh?
22:06Yeah, he does.
22:07Look, I can't help myself.
22:09I like a bit of color.
22:11Really?
22:11Well, it's your lucky day.
22:13I'll be right back.
22:15I got something for you.
22:17Oh, you're going to love this.
22:18Love this.
22:19Yeah.
22:21See?
22:22Now, for someone like you, sunless tanner is perfect.
22:26You know, it gives you that golden touch without all the health risks.
22:31I can't really take gifts, sir.
22:33Oh, it's not a gift.
22:34Yeah, we're looking to partner with groups in the community.
22:36If you hand out a few of those to your colleagues, keep a couple for yourself, you'd be doing me a favor.
22:43Yeah, okay.
22:45Thanks.
22:47Get a tow truck around here, eh?
22:49Will do.
22:51Cheers, mate.
22:59Bye now.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:05What a close call.
23:07Not out of the woods yet.
23:11Back that car up of yours.
23:14Look at Dave just eating fairy bread at a time like this.
23:19Well, he's probably just hungry, Moan.
23:21Maybe.
23:23But I haven't seen him shed a single tear.
23:26Look, Dave considered Cash a brother.
23:29Yeah.
23:31And people cool their brothers all the time.
23:33Look at Cain and Abel.
23:36Moans, Dave didn't kill Cash.
23:40Well, I've got to be sure.
23:43Oh, Jesus.
23:44Just need a signature.
23:47Sorry, who are you?
23:48Rapid Reptile Removal.
23:51Right, and you're here why?
23:53Snake infestation nearby.
23:55I've done a full scan of entry points.
23:57You've got nothing to worry about.
23:58Okay.
23:58You enjoying that fairy bread there, Dave?
24:02Yeah.
24:07Susie.
24:08Ready?
25:09Is Morty going to believe that Cash was killed by a one-legged man?
25:13Yeah, sorry, mate. The options weren't that fucking good at the buy a dead body shop.
25:17You want the nut?
25:18Yeah.
25:20Hmm. I would rather be buried in sand than adrift in the weeds.
25:27Yeah, it means he lost his sense of self, his sense of purpose, and chose death over a meaningless existence.
25:33He's a degenerate from Cabra, not Virginia fucking Wolf.
25:36Fine. Okay.
25:42He bound Cash to clear debt.
25:44Make him seem fucking guilty.
25:46Oh, I'm sorry. I really appreciate all this.
25:59Hey, is it okay if I dropped you off at this station? I got a thing.
26:11Mate, I'm trying to keep your head attached to your neck. Whatever you've got going on, it can wait.
26:15Okay. Plus, we've got to pick this bike up.
26:20Who?
26:22Don't ask.
26:23Ooh!
26:25Bit of a speed freak, eh, Martin?
26:28Ooh, yeah, no. It looks like your radiator's gone.
26:30It's fine.
26:31No, that doesn't sound fine. Sounds fucked.
26:33Hey, where are you going in such a rush, anyway?
26:36I need to meet someone at six.
26:38Oh, yeah?
26:39Hey.
26:40Do you always ask such many questions?
26:42What? Why don't I ask so many questions? Do I, Terry?
26:45Right.
26:47Yeah, so who are you taking?
26:50My wife.
26:51Oh.
26:51It's her birthday.
26:52Yeah, right.
26:53Is it a big one?
26:53Okay, we're, we're recently separated, so, you know.
27:00Yeah, no, so a lot riding on it then, eh?
27:02Hmm.
27:03Okay, where are you going to take her?
27:05What difference does it make?
27:06Mate, I can help.
27:08Yeah, I'm from the recce.
27:09Taking her for a cocktail.
27:11Oh, no, boring.
27:13Oh, how about Paris?
27:15What about Paris?
27:16What? You got to take her?
27:18It's the most romantic city in the world.
27:20Yeah, Martin.
27:21Yeah.
27:21Take her to Paris.
27:22Yeah, and you should get her a gift, like a diamond, like a big fat one.
27:26Yeah, and say sorry.
27:27Sorry for what?
27:28What if she dumped you for a minute?
27:30No, she didn't dump it.
27:31Wise, wise.
27:33Okay, okay. I'll get a good one, guys.
27:35I'm sorry.
27:35If you could be anything in the world, like any animal, any...
27:37Benno, that's it. Shut the fuck up.
27:40Give us a bell any time. Take care.
27:44Jesus.
27:45Hi, Phil.
27:46Vicky Marvin, remember me?
27:48You rejected me for a loan, but then you made up for it by giving me the number of a dodgy money lender?
27:52Yeah, Vicky. Hi. How's the tanning bit?
27:59Thank you so much for asking.
28:01Ugh, problem after problem. Nobody tells you about what a grind it's going to be, you know?
28:05I think everyone says that.
28:07No one told me, bud.
28:08Okay.
28:09It's, uh, nearly closing time.
28:13Yeah. You're wondering why I'm here?
28:16I need a loan. Again.
28:18Your application was turned down too recently for me to submit another one.
28:22What other options do we have?
28:23What about the name that I gave you?
28:26Terry doesn't do loans anymore, Phil. I need another name.
28:29I don't have a...
28:30I don't have a Rolodex of underground money lenders, Vicky.
28:33Ah, too bad.
28:35Yeah.
28:36That would be nice.
28:40I need a name, buddy.
28:42I don't know any other names.
28:45Stop.
28:47I need cash.
28:49I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
28:50That's fine.
28:51I'll just tell your boss that you referred me to a loan shark.
28:53I'm sure it won't affect your job at all.
28:55Seriously, Vicky, come on, man.
28:58I don't know anyone else.
28:59Okay.
29:00Let's go talk to the boss, man.
29:01Wait, wait, wait.
29:02Wait.
29:07Terry's name came from this guy.
29:10He might be able to help you, but you cannot mention my name.
29:14Thank you so much, Phil.
29:17Always a pleasure.
29:20Okay.
29:23Come on.
29:27Oh, hey, Martin.
29:29Remember, that rock, trip to France.
29:32Yep, thanks, man.
29:33And you'll...
29:33You'll be grand.
29:39Hey, I mean, mate, it's good advice.
29:42Fuck's sake.
29:43Where's my blowtorch?
29:47I know I hid it somewhere.
29:50Look, Pete and Dave, they weren't involved in Cash's death, Moan.
29:54And how do you know?
29:55Because...
29:56I...
29:57I just do.
29:58You've been very concerned about me lately, Suze.
30:09Yeah?
30:10I mean, it could be friendly.
30:12Or maybe it's strategic.
30:14You know, throwing me off scent.
30:18So, is there anything you want to tell me?
30:20What?
30:26Sorry I wasn't here before.
30:28I had, uh, had some things to take care of.
30:29And what was so fucking important, eh?
30:31This.
30:34I mean, Beno.
30:35I don't know.
30:36I don't know.
30:39Now, who's this?
30:41Uh...
30:41Uh...
30:42Beno, ma'am.
30:45Okay, Beno, ma'am.
30:46What is it?
30:47I think I know who killed Cash.
30:50Oh, yeah?
30:52And who's that, then?
30:54Uh, Mike Donaldson.
30:55Okay, and so how did this, uh, Mike Donaldson,
31:00whose name I've only just fucking heard now,
31:02kill my brother?
31:04Yeah, uh, okay, okay, um...
31:07Yeah, so we're watching the footy at the casino.
31:10Yeah, and, uh, Cash, he's, like, ripping into Mike.
31:13Like, always.
31:14Yeah, but, Mike, his teams are big,
31:16so he's feeling pretty cocky.
31:18Makes a huge bet with your brother.
31:20I'm talking, like, 15K.
31:22Yeah, but his team blows it.
31:25Yeah, and Mike doesn't have the cash to pay for it,
31:28so he's, like, panicking.
31:30You know, starts saying all sorts of crazy shit.
31:34Like what?
31:36Well, like, how he's gonna have to protect himself.
31:41Yeah, like, he's not gonna take another cash beat down.
31:44I figure, yeah, it's all talk.
31:48Then Mike calls me from some shithole out west
31:52where he's holed up.
31:53He wants me to bring his pain pills over.
31:56See, his back's playing up.
31:58Yeah.
31:59And, like, I mean, I don't really want to go out to cabermata,
32:03but he's a mate.
32:06And so, anyway, I get out there,
32:08and he's, like, full manic.
32:11Like, won't stop ranting.
32:13It says people are after him.
32:14And I figure it's just, like, crank or something,
32:18but it's covered in blood.
32:22So?
32:23He said that was the night Cash was killed.
32:29So why are you ratting on your mate?
32:33He's got me in a bind, doesn't he?
32:36Keep my mouth shut on.
32:37It's my neck.
32:38So does he hit the ledger?
32:41Yeah.
32:48All right.
33:04Cabermata, you reckon?
33:05Happy birthday.
33:13Oh, I am so sorry I'm late.
33:15It's all right.
33:17How are you?
33:18Better now that I'm here.
33:22So, how's work?
33:24Mm.
33:25I don't want to bore you.
33:27Oh, please, bore me.
33:28Please.
33:29Well, there has been a bit of progress
33:31with that, uh, exploding croc story.
33:33It turns out the dead guy
33:34was involved in an extortion racket.
33:37Oh, yeah?
33:38They, uh, go after guys who went at the casino,
33:40put them in a compromising situation,
33:43and then demand money.
33:44Oh.
33:45Yeah, it's sad, really.
33:47They target the vulnerable ones,
33:49insecure, pathetic men
33:50who can be taken advantage of easily.
33:52I'm not so sure about that.
33:54I mean...
33:55You're not sure about what?
33:57Well, I mean, you know...
33:59I mean, they might not be pathetic,
34:04you know, it sounds to me like
34:05the people, you know,
34:06doing it are the pathetic ones.
34:09Okay.
34:10Yeah, maybe not.
34:11You know, how do you get raised
34:12to do stuff like that?
34:13It's like,
34:14the poor person who got
34:15taken advantage of
34:17found themselves in a situation.
34:19That's what I...
34:19That's, you know,
34:20feel bad for that person.
34:22Man or woman.
34:25I did not think of you
34:26as someone who's
34:27interested in the nuance
34:29of criminality and his victims.
34:31What do I know, though, right?
34:32I'm just happy
34:34your story is progressing.
34:36So, how's the spray tanning going?
34:38Oh, good, good.
34:39I mean, pretty good.
34:42You know, the post-plane crash sales
34:43have kept up,
34:44so we're on the right path.
34:45Great.
34:51Drinks.
34:52We need more drinks.
34:54I'll get us another round.
35:04Which room?
35:05It's that one.
35:08I'll get to kill the camp.
35:15Got a stiff one, Mines?
35:27Fuck, I've never seen
35:28a dead body before.
35:31No, especially not a mate.
35:33Oh, Mike.
35:34You won't recognise him?
35:37No, I'd remember
35:38a one-legged fella.
35:40Yeah, there's no fucking way
35:41that an amputee called Cash.
35:45There's an idea here.
35:47Mark Donaldson.
35:50Oh, yeah, that's the, um,
35:51same name that was on the ledger.
35:53Yeah, we got something.
35:55It's a note.
35:58I fucked it.
35:59Sorry.
36:00See you in the next life.
36:02Yeah, it's not really
36:03a fucking confession, though, is it?
36:06No.
36:08Not our guy.
36:11Wait, Mones?
36:13It's not fucking him, all right?
36:14But maybe you don't want
36:15it to be him.
36:18The fuck he just said?
36:19If you admit that this guy
36:21killed your brother,
36:21then you have to admit
36:22that he's gone.
36:24Maybe you want to keep
36:24chasing his killer.
36:27Because that way,
36:28you get to keep Cash alive.
36:30Forever.
36:32And there's these, too, mate.
36:36Dead Cash's sonny's.
36:37Just get the fuck
36:42out of here.
36:51There you see, mate.
36:55So that's Kuba Libre?
36:57Is that Kuba?
36:58And what goes into that one?
37:01Look it up.
37:02Well, I'm asking you.
37:04I think for this time of night,
37:05you've got to go whiskey.
37:07I don't drink whiskey.
37:08For me,
37:09I'm more in the grain vibe.
37:12The high-end whiskey.
37:13In fact, mate,
37:13can we get two more?
37:14Hey, it's your birthday.
37:15I'm buying it, huh?
37:17You OK?
37:18Yeah.
37:19You OK?
37:23Just messing with you, mate.
37:24I'm messing with you.
37:25It's all good.
37:30No tip?
37:31Big spender over here, mate.
37:33It's fine, mate.
37:34I'm pulling your leg.
37:35I'm pulling your leg, mate.
37:37Am I?
37:37I am.
37:38Am I?
37:38I am.
37:39OK, well, have a good night.
37:41Well, hang on.
37:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
37:42We've got a couple of glasses
37:43of the single-grain Hayachi on the way.
37:45I don't drink whiskey.
37:47Yeah.
37:47I told you that twice.
37:48Sure, but this isn't...
37:49It's not really whiskey.
37:50You see, it's non-chill filtered.
37:52There's no colour added.
37:53None at all.
37:54And it's aged in bourbon barrels, so...
37:56OK, you heard her.
37:57Come on.
37:58Come on.
37:58Oh, you heard her.
37:59OK.
38:00Fucking yanks, mate.
38:02Interesting choice, bitch.
38:03What's you going to do here, mate?
38:19What's going on?
38:19What are you going to do?
38:20Overcharge me for enchilin?
38:21Or take me down my AR-15?
38:22Or maybe drone bombing
38:24from 1,000 miles away, so...
38:33Tastes like it is a little chill filtered.
38:36It's not.
38:36It's non-chill filtered.
38:38Hmm.
38:39No.
38:41Thanks very much.
38:42You have a good day.
38:57Shall we?
38:58What do you want to do with them?
39:17What do you want to do with them?
39:33You need something?
39:34Anything?
39:36Come to me, all right?
39:38All right?
39:40Yeah.
39:41I appreciate it.
39:42Oh, fuck.
39:59Get you out of me, boss.
40:01Yeah.
40:03Yeah.
40:05Yeah.
40:05Yeah.
40:05What was that about?
40:13What?
40:15Big tough American boy saves girl from whiskey prick.
40:20Hey.
40:23Did it work?
40:26It, um...
40:27It didn't not work.
40:30Should we...
40:53Should we be doing this?
40:56Don't be better this time.
40:57Yeah.
41:00Okay.
41:03Okay?
41:06Yeah.
41:08Okay.
41:10Okay.
41:14Good night, Mum.
41:16Good night.
41:22And choice.
41:23Oh, fuck.
41:25Oh, fuck.
41:27Oh, fuck.
41:30Late night, huh?
41:42Yeah.
41:44So, uh, how'd it go with money?
41:49She bought it.
41:51She did?
41:52Oh my God, what?
41:54Yep.
41:56Oh, I can't believe that worked.
41:58So, it's over?
42:03Yeah, I think so.
42:08Wow.
42:12So, what are you going to do now?
42:15Um, I am in desperate need of a drink.
42:21Do you want to come?
42:23Um, not this time.
42:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:31Fool me once, I know that.
42:32Something like that, yeah.
42:36We'll see you around, Martin.
42:37Mm-hmm.
42:49Hey, I'm looking for someone named Dave.
43:12Hey, what do you want with him?
43:13I was told he could help me with a liquidity issue.
43:17Yeah, bad time. Come back later, yeah?
43:19Hey, it's a fucking emergency, man.
43:29Oh, what a fucking day.
43:40Hey, man.
43:41No.
43:42Righto.
43:43Doesn't want to see you.
43:44All right, excuse me.
43:45That shit doesn't want to see you.
43:46I don't give a fuck.
43:46What's wrong with you?
43:47What the hell?
43:48Get your hands off me.
43:49Hi, Kay.
43:52Wow.
43:54Sorry to intrude.
43:55She needs a loan.
43:57I know it's late.
43:58I just, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't 100% necessary.
44:04Yeah.
44:04Okay.
44:10So, my business needs a little injection of capital, and I think you might be the only person in this fucking city that can help me.
44:17What business are you in?
44:19What business are you in?
44:19What business are you in?
44:19What business are you in?
44:20What business are you in?
44:20What business are you in?
44:21Spraytown.
44:23Interesting.
44:24And how much were you thinking?
44:26Um, $20,000.
44:29Do you understand the kind of agreement that we'd be making?
44:36I'm guessing interest is a little higher than if I went to the bank.
44:40Mm.
44:41Yeah.
44:44And you can cover that, can you?
44:45Oh, yeah.
44:46Yeah.
44:46No, sure.
44:47Totally.
44:48For sure.
44:48No problem.
44:51Let me rephrase that.
44:52Uh, do you understand what would happen to you if you can't cover it?
44:59I have a pretty decent idea.
45:01It's 20% interest, one month, full repayment.
45:06Yeah.
45:07No problem.
45:10Dave.
45:22What's your name, Darls?
45:29I'm Vicki Marvin, and it's Vicki with an I, not a Y.
45:32Okay.
45:34Vicki with an I.
45:36I am Moni with a Y.
45:38You said Moni?
45:53Yeah, it's short for some mine.
45:55And, uh, where are you staying, you know, just in case we need to pay a little visit.
46:00Oh, you know, I'm kind of, I'm all over the place, actually.
46:03Don't lie, because we'll find you anyway.
46:06Sunny nights, we were 18, bottom floor.
46:12Do you want it or not?
46:14I'm sort of thinking through the, um, you know, the fine print, and, and you said 30 days,
46:20but, but is that business days or weekends or what are we talking here?
46:23One month equals 30 days.
46:25Shit.
46:26Shit.
46:26Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
46:28I think, um, dang it, I think there's been a miscommunication.
46:32Because, um, we, it makes sense, though.
46:36Because I'm, I'm from America, you guys live here, there's, like, a cultural thing.
46:39It's okay.
46:40It's pretty normal to be nervous.
46:43But you know, I have faith in you.
46:48Yeah.
46:50Great.
46:50Don't lose it.
46:54Okay.
46:54Yeah.
46:57Okay.
47:00Okay.
47:00See you later, Vicky.
47:03Okay.
47:06Oh, uh, one last thing.
47:12Gonna need your passport.
47:15Um, yeah.
47:17You told me to bring it.
47:21Gonna need to be fleeing the country when you owe me money.
47:24Okay.
47:25Thanks, fellas.
47:26See you later, Vicky.
47:31Thanks.
47:32Thanks.
47:32Bye.
47:33Bye.
47:34Bye.
47:42Bye.
47:56Bye.
48:00Bye.
48:00Wishing he could fly
48:04Oh, will you turn your trip
48:07At the sound of goodbye?
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