The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 03- I'm About to Lose My Shit
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:02My name is Kim Kardashian.
00:05I wait.
00:06I probably saw Fatal Attraction six times.
00:09Have you seen it?
00:09Don't put me on the spot.
00:10You haven't?
00:11Stop.
00:12Never seen Fatal Attraction.
00:13Let's all have a watching party.
00:15Let's go there.
00:16Kim, you don't know what you have in store.
00:19I think I might move back to New York.
00:22Shut up.
00:23Yeah.
00:23But you can't.
00:25But I can.
00:26Moving to New York?
00:27Where the f*** is this coming from?
00:29I just don't have that much reason to live in Hidden Hills.
00:33I just love to chat with Khloe.
00:36I couldn't control myself.
00:37What?
00:38Khloe is just talking negatively about somebody.
00:43I wasn't talking to her.
00:44I was talking to Kylie and Chris.
00:46Go off and say all your negativity about whoever you want, but keep it away from me.
00:52You are unhappy in your life, and you're taking it out on me.
00:56You can suck my big fat.
00:59You can suck my fat.
01:00No!
01:01You don't look away, it's better than ever.
01:16reach for the gold top shelf forever
01:20got everything you need right where you want me
01:24Sarah Paulson and Glenn closer here
01:26get ready for the new new cause we got it
01:28now who's this
01:29rolling up in a full diamond choker
01:35but guess who's who
01:37yeah exactly
01:38guess who don't sue
01:39guess who don't sue
01:41and just think that we're back
01:46Nisi Nash is here
01:51with her wife Jessica
01:53happy fatal attraction day
01:56fatal attraction
02:04one of Glenn's most iconic roles
02:07that everyone in the world
02:10has seen and remembers
02:12except for one
02:14everyone was like what
02:15you've never seen fatal attraction
02:17we have to watch it together
02:19and guess what
02:20they're all coming over tonight
02:21and we're gonna see it at my mom's house
02:23and just have a girls night
02:25which will be so much fun
02:26yes hi
02:27could you see if you could get the cheese board
02:30just bring it on out
02:31yeah
02:32I'm always a work in progress
02:44and one of those things is trying to be more patient
02:47I want to keep my self together
02:50and be really zen tonight
02:52so I take in a couple deep breaths
02:54but when I host a party
02:56I'm a little OCD
02:57and I actually like the guests to come inside
03:00so how cute is this
03:02this is my mom's house
03:03and this is Chloe's house
03:04truly?
03:05yeah
03:05do you not feel jealous about that?
03:07no
03:07you're like
03:08you're good
03:09I'm good
03:09where are they?
03:11mine
03:11I can take a golf cart
03:13it's like a few streets down
03:14make sure they come in the front door
03:16I know my mom's trying to be more zen
03:18but she's such a frantic person
03:21hey
03:23babe
03:24can you come here quick?
03:26why we're going camping?
03:27I have no idea
03:29are we picking her up or not?
03:30I need to prepare myself
03:32mentally, emotionally, physically, and spiritually
03:34kill it
03:34Chloe and I are always like
03:36we are so embarrassed
03:37Kendall doesn't live
03:39she's the only one that doesn't live in Calabasas
03:41she lives in Beverly Hills
03:43far, far away from us
03:44that's the only one who got some sense
03:46where'd they go?
03:47you want to ask them outside where
03:49oh, here they are
03:50I got it
03:54I got it
03:54I got it
03:55dear heavenly father
03:56give me the patience
03:58get through the next five minutes
04:00unbelievable
04:02because I'm about to lose my shit
04:06it's pretty gorgeous
04:18yeah, I love that
04:20perfect
04:22the butt's kind of perfect
04:23isn't it?
04:26yeah, this looks cute
04:27I am at a shoot
04:29for my new snack line
04:31called Cloud
04:32yeah, yeah, yeah
04:33that's perfect
04:33gorgeous
04:34looking camera
04:35and my first snack
04:37and my first snack
04:37that I'm doing
04:38is protein popcorn
04:39oh my god
04:40sell those
04:41f***ing bags
04:42and we are
04:44launching soon
04:45I'm so, so excited
04:47alright guys
04:48let's get Chloe in our next look
04:49please
04:50they're all gorgeous
04:51I'm in the area
04:59so I felt it was perfect timing
05:01to stop by Chloe's Cloud shoot
05:02I've been traveling
05:03so much lately
05:04I feel like I haven't seen her
05:05in a while
05:06that's why I'm happy
05:07to stop by today
05:08hey
05:09my bobsy twin
05:12hi, Bobby
05:13hi, Bobby
05:14hello
05:15what are these things?
05:17can I eat some?
05:17yes
05:18white cheddar
05:19open one up
05:20can I open it?
05:21yes
05:22okay, well
05:27you got this
05:29it's fake
05:30is it this?
05:31that's how I would do it
05:33really?
05:33don't you think you need a little
05:34I have it right here
05:36look
05:36see?
05:38I tried that already
05:38we need to talk about
05:40look, right here
05:41oh my god
05:44it's so pretty
05:45everything you're doing
05:46is perfect
05:47do we want
05:50do we wanna
05:50nobody wants a supermodel
05:52watching them
05:52love you
05:54you're killing it
05:55watching Chloe
05:57makes me so happy
05:58looks gorgeous
06:01thank you for approving
06:03Kendall Jenner
06:03signs off
06:04she's joking about
06:06needing tips
06:07but she definitely
06:07needs no tips
06:08she is gorgeous
06:10and perfect
06:11and she is killing it
06:12shake it, shake it
06:13yeah
06:13and then look up
06:14like at the rain
06:15look up
06:15Chloe was like
06:16always the cool sister
06:17it's not like she was
06:18ever encouraging
06:19like drinking
06:20or being stupid
06:21but
06:21she was always like
06:23let's go have some fun
06:24and like
06:25I'll protect you
06:26in the process
06:26kind of a thing
06:27so I think at that moment
06:29it was like
06:29okay we're gonna be besties
06:31and not just sisters
06:33bye guys
06:35love you all
06:36I am loving everything
06:39about this shoot so far
06:40I love the styling
06:41and the concept
06:41and just the set
06:43every single thing
06:44we're resetting
06:45and really the only thing
06:47that's bugging me today
06:49is that
06:50I've been trying to call court
06:51and she literally
06:52will not answer
06:53I hate that shit
06:55because I know Courtney
06:56that phone does not
06:58leave her hand
06:58f***ing bitch
07:03you think Courtney's
07:05mad at me
07:05I don't know
07:06oh well
07:08well she left a chat
07:11we were in
07:11because I said something
07:12but like we're in 12 other chats
07:14so like
07:14it doesn't affect me
07:16well she
07:17we were talking shit
07:19about someone
07:20and she was like
07:21god
07:21why don't you guys
07:22let people
07:23be them
07:24or something like that
07:25and I go
07:26well why
07:26aren't I allowed
07:27to have a feeling
07:28if I don't like this person
07:30like why are you
07:31criticizing me
07:31let me be me
07:32and I said
07:34the criticism
07:34is off the charts
07:35these days
07:36it's not healthy
07:37she's like
07:38you're so f***ing negative
07:39and just like
07:39leaves the chat
07:40and I'm thinking
07:42what a pussy
07:43who says something
07:44and then exits
07:45like that's so lame
07:46and then she was like
07:48I'm exhausted for you
07:49and I go
07:49well I'm exhausted for you
07:51touche
07:51and then she just
07:52logged out of the chat
07:53if you have something
07:54to say
07:55don't leave after it
07:57stand your ground
07:58let's talk it through
07:59you don't just
08:00avoid
08:01you don't just
08:02disappear
08:03that's lame
08:04but I was like
08:06it depends what chat
08:08but yes
08:09I'll talk to her
08:10when she's back
08:11from New Orleans
08:11because I just
08:13don't want any tension
08:14with me and my sisters
08:15and I want to make sure
08:15I'm not doing
08:18something wrong
08:19or should I be
08:20fixing something
08:20I don't know
08:21I'm just so confused
08:22right now
08:22I need a drink guys
08:29I want a drink
08:29I can only have one
08:30because two
08:31I've become another person
08:32that's why I got it
08:32what
08:33we are going to see
08:36another person
08:36right in there
08:37in a few minutes
08:39right Nisi
08:39so this is my office
08:43oh my god
08:45Chris
08:45it's beautiful
08:46yeah
08:46this is where the real
08:47magic happens
08:48this is where you get ready
08:49every day
08:50wow
08:51everybody looks good
08:52what's in here
08:53this house is so banana sandwich
08:57oh my god amazing
08:58so beautiful
09:00isn't it great
09:01my mom getting these compliments
09:03from Sarah
09:04is probably heaven to her
09:07that's where we're going to watch
09:09is that where we're going to watch
09:10she's probably like
09:12eating it up
09:14just pretend I live here
09:16you can follow me around
09:17I'll show you all the things
09:18I know about this house
09:19it's an extraordinary house
09:21I've lived here for a long
09:21oh hi Chris
09:22oh yeah
09:23I was getting a tour
09:24of the house
09:25that I'm going to somehow own
09:26I am obsessed
09:28with Sarah Paulson
09:29obsessed
09:29so the fact that
09:31the feeling is a little mutual
09:33maybe
09:34I don't know
09:35I think she likes me too
09:36this is one of the best nights
09:38of my life
09:39just a bar
09:40it's coming
09:41the ball
09:42oh you want to see the
09:43oh yeah
09:44take Glenn around
09:44show her the bar
09:45I live here
09:46so I'm just
09:47it's my house
09:48it's not a big deal
09:48I live
09:49I live and work here now
09:50so the bar's right this way
09:52all right
09:53let's get our martinis
09:54so we can have a toast
09:56I want to tell you
09:57a couple of the little
09:58tidbits about it
09:59like how I got cast
10:01and all that
10:01oh yeah do that
10:02how did you get cast
10:03well I was
10:04I was doing a play
10:06on Broadway
10:06and I had to
10:07let my understudy go on
10:09which is a big deal
10:10fly to LA
10:13and my hair was long
10:15and wild and crazy
10:16I said what do I do
10:16with my hair
10:17and I finally said
10:19oh f*** it
10:20I'm just gonna go like that
10:21and I was so nervous
10:22I took a Valium
10:23get the hell out of here
10:25not you know
10:26I don't take
10:26I don't take Valium
10:27so the fact that
10:28I took a Valium
10:29just kidding
10:30I took a Valium
10:31it was so crazy
10:31but why would you take that
10:33like what did you think
10:34I was so nervous
10:34I was nervous
10:35I was so nervous
10:37so by the time
10:38I got to the parking lot
10:40you know
10:40I was kind of
10:41making my way
10:43and I walked into this room
10:44and there was
10:45a video camera
10:47back in the day
10:48that was a big deal
10:49a video camera
10:50Michael Douglas
10:51and Adrian Lyne
10:52and I wanted to die
10:53so you walk in
10:55Michael Douglas is there
10:55Adrian Lyne is there
10:56you've got your hair all
10:58my hair is all messy
10:59your hair is all messy
11:00you're on a Valium
11:00and they're like
11:01this is our bitch
11:03and we started doing
11:04you know
11:05one of the scenes
11:06and Adrian would say
11:08oh f*** me old boots
11:09you know
11:09f*** me old boots
11:11f*** me old boots
11:13what the hell
11:14does that mean
11:14I think he liked it
11:16when he said
11:16f*** me old boots
11:17when he likes what
11:17f*** me old boots
11:18anyway so
11:19the producers
11:20weren't there
11:21because they were
11:22so convinced
11:23I was wrong
11:24and Sherry
11:25was embarrassed
11:26basically
11:27and Adrian went
11:29down the hall
11:29and said
11:31I think
11:31I think it's her
11:33but you know
11:34it was traumatic
11:35I mean you know
11:36auditioning is horrible
11:37so awful
11:38yeah
11:39it was like
11:40and my one question
11:41was
11:41what about
11:42the bunny
11:43I mean come on
11:44don't say anything
11:45about the bunny
11:46Kim doesn't know
11:47about the bunny
11:48here's to Glynn
11:49and the bunny
11:50and the bunny
11:51and the wonderful
11:51cheers
11:52cheers
11:53natal attraction
11:54cheers
11:54cheers
11:55cheers
11:56cheers
11:57cheers
11:58cheers
11:59cheers
12:00and to our
12:036am call time
12:04and our 6am call time
12:05exactly
12:05this is so good
12:06yummy
12:07yum yum
12:08I love it
12:09I never in my wildest dreams
12:11thought that I would be doing
12:12a show
12:13and I'm so grateful
12:15that Ryan took a chance on me
12:16but I'm also grateful
12:18that you guys did too
12:19because it's been like
12:20the best teachers in the world
12:22Nisi will be the first one
12:24telling me what to do
12:25and what not to do
12:26oh I love it
12:26and giving me advice
12:29maybe do it like this
12:31well I just want to say
12:33thank you guys so much
12:34for being so generous
12:35and kind to her
12:36oh my god
12:37it's so easy
12:37to be generous
12:38and kind to her
12:39she's so generous
12:40I know
12:40I know
12:40I know
12:41I already know
12:42I cry over everything
12:43but it just means so much
12:45to me as a mom
12:46that she's having
12:47this experience
12:48that is life changing
12:51she could have ended up
12:53with a group of people
12:54that didn't appreciate her
12:56or you know
12:57care for her
12:57or you know
12:58had a preconceived notion
12:59of her
12:59but you guys welcomed her
13:01and you made her feel
13:03so at home
13:04and comfortable
13:05and you taught her
13:06so much so far
13:08I just think
13:09this group of women
13:10is sensational
13:12I think everyone
13:13has been so welcoming
13:15and really nurturing her
13:18teaching her
13:19and I couldn't be
13:21more grateful
13:22to these women
13:24who have genuinely
13:25given Kim
13:26so much love
13:27in a world
13:28that is usually
13:29so cruel
13:30I mean
13:31not saying a lot
13:32to step into a space
13:33that is not like
13:35you know
13:35something you've been
13:36doing your whole life
13:37and to lead the charge
13:39you know what I mean
13:40and fearlessly
13:41do you know what I mean
13:42like not with any fear
13:43just like eyes wide open
13:45and wanting to learn
13:45it was just
13:46but most people
13:47aren't as accepting
13:48as the three of you
13:49the way that everyone
13:50has treated me
13:51knowing that this is
13:52my first big project
13:54has been really welcoming
13:56and has been just so warm
13:58and that's a really good feeling
14:00ladies let's wrap it up
14:02wow
14:03come on
14:03Chris is on a schedule
14:05she's ready
14:06to go
14:07come on
14:08here we go
14:09here we go
14:10I'm already
14:11I'm already drunk
14:13but I need another
14:15what do you need
14:15you want another one
14:16yeah
14:17okay
14:17okay
14:18wait what happened
14:19she's not gonna have it
14:19she wants another
14:20she wants another
14:21Glen close
14:22another martini please
14:24my name's Glen
14:25I love booze
14:27you can take that out
14:28you shouldn't though
14:29because
14:29my name is Glen
14:30okay so here is
14:32your candy barista
14:33oh my god
14:34there are sour patches
14:35there are gummy bears
14:36look at milk stuff
14:38nerd Reese's Pieces
14:41Glen's favorite thing
14:42that she talks about
14:43all the time
14:44is an Oreo shape
14:45Kit Kat
14:46and my gift
14:48more since it's Glen's day
14:50Oreo Blizzard
14:51oh
14:54Glen loves these
14:55so I'm really excited
14:57that's like the highlight
14:58goodbye guys
14:59this is the best day
15:01of my life
15:06give us your postmortem
15:09after seeing
15:10the movie
15:11yeah I mean
15:12the movie's insane
15:13the movie's
15:14absolutely insane
15:16I give it
15:18a hundred out of ten
15:19it's the best
15:20it was such a good movie
15:22when scenes would come on
15:23we'd be like
15:24is that really your boob
15:25or was that like a
15:26body double
15:27and she's like
15:28that was me
15:29and we were screaming
15:30and we were just like
15:31she said
15:32one of the elevator scenes
15:33when they make out
15:34she's like
15:35oh I had to have a drink
15:36she's like
15:37I had so many drinks
15:38before that scene
15:39we just like
15:40loved getting the tea
15:41behind every last thing
15:44I will I'll tell her
16:06you ready
16:08I'm ready baby
16:09we are in
16:10New Orleans
16:11Louisiana
16:12it's the Super Bowl
16:14so Blink 182
16:16is performing
16:18at a party
16:19and so the morning
16:20of his show
16:21Travis is doing
16:23a run
16:24Travis run
16:255k
16:25benefiting the
16:26LA wildfires
16:28you ready
16:28I don't know
16:29I feel like you run it
16:31no I was actually
16:32thinking this morning
16:33I was gonna lay
16:35in the bed
16:36in the back
16:37and breastfeed
16:37no
16:38you've been running
16:39lately
16:40yeah but I do
16:41two minute intervals
16:43I know I know
16:43but you just put them
16:44all together
16:45it's just 30
16:45I do 10 sets
16:47of two minutes
16:48yeah
16:48I'll see you in a minute
16:49Rocky
16:50I think I'm just here
16:51to cheer you on babe
16:53no
16:53you guys
16:54she's trying to tap out
16:56oh
16:57so tired
16:58seems like you really
17:08don't want to do
17:09this race today
17:10I mean I'm
17:11breastfeeding
17:12but I'm also
17:14in a like
17:15I don't have anything
17:16to prove right now
17:17phase
17:18it's not even
17:19that I'm not prepared
17:20like it's three miles
17:22it's not the biggest deal
17:23but it's like
17:24I just don't want to
17:255, 4, 3, 2, 1
17:30oh my gosh
17:34babe
17:36are you kidding
17:37I'm not running crazy
17:40I'm doing a slow job
17:44you're doing it
17:45Travis takes my hand
17:46and doesn't let go
17:47and our hands are like
17:49sweating and smushing together
17:52you did it
17:53woo
17:53woo
17:55he just doesn't let go
17:56and so I
17:57have to keep up
17:58with his pace
17:59beignets
18:04beignets
18:04so many
18:05beignets
18:05you better get me
18:07a beignet
18:08I'm going to
18:09I'm going to
18:09that's your favorite
18:10oh my gosh
18:15daylight time
18:17I'm about to pass out
18:18I got you
18:1930 seconds
18:20Courtney
18:22Travis is cold
18:23but you're the coolest
18:24I think you got this
18:25thank you
18:25thank you
18:26thank you guys
18:26if you let me drink this water
18:29I'll keep running with you
18:30thank you
18:32thank you
18:33this is a couple of goals
18:35this is dope
18:37my hand is so sweaty
18:39how much longer
18:41literally over half of us
18:43I'm going to go right quick
18:44I'm going to throw up
18:46no you're not
18:47I almost threw up
18:49good job
18:50even though I didn't want to run
18:53it's still like
18:54it gives me life
18:55and makes me feel alive
18:57to be like
18:57running alongside
18:58all the people
18:59you know
19:00that were really
19:01encouraging
19:03along the run
19:04and this is what it's about
19:08making the world
19:09a healthier place
19:10come on
19:11let's make some noise
19:11right now
19:12I'm trying to
19:12start with
19:13with Courtney
19:14that was that
19:15strength to face
19:16right in my heart
19:17right there
19:17I am proud of myself
19:19I think we ran it
19:21in like 27 minutes
19:23or something
19:24thank you
19:25thank you
19:26you might throw up
19:27and thank you
19:27thank you
19:28it was pretty fast
19:30for me
19:30it was faster
19:32I feel like I'm going to throw up
19:33my boobs are itching
19:35and tingling
19:35I need a beignet
19:38that was my motivation
19:40the whole time running
19:41that at the end
19:42I'm going to have a beignet
19:44thanks for encouraging me
19:46baby
19:46we held hands
19:48the whole time
19:49oh my gosh
19:53I'm going to faint
19:54Chloe how the hell
20:04are you babe
20:05I'm good
20:06wake up and smell
20:07the sunshine
20:08oh I will
20:10it's your day
20:12to shine babe
20:12your day
20:13how the heck
20:14are you
20:15good
20:15how are you
20:16I'm good
20:17just trying to stay positive
20:19nice
20:20I've been hearing
20:21a lot of drama
20:22about a group chat
20:24that's going on
20:25so I'm going to go
20:27find out exactly
20:28what's happening
20:29with Chloe
20:30your arms look really good
20:32and you're really beautiful
20:34so what's happening
20:36who takes themselves
20:37off of a chat
20:38because they said
20:40there's
20:40what did Courtney say
20:42I left
20:43I left because I have
20:44so many freaking chats
20:45and it's not normal
20:46to communicate so much
20:47we're family
20:51and then Kendall goes
20:51we all talk too much
20:52then Kendall says
20:53I feel the same way
20:54listen I don't want to be a part
20:57of this drama
20:57at all
20:58but of course
20:59it's okay to leave a group chat
21:01if it's not for drama
21:02or pettiness
21:03then why not leave a chat
21:04if it's better for your mental
21:05like
21:06everyone feels the same way
21:08I love talking to my family
21:10it's so sad
21:10that's what we do all day long
21:11she's probably just overwhelmed
21:14the freedom of speech
21:18at the end of the day
21:20when it's all said and done
21:22it'll probably just boil down
21:25to me
21:26Kim and Chloe
21:26I mean that's not a bad group chat
21:28no because we get shit done
21:30GSD
21:32get shit done
21:33there's
21:34guys
21:35set my house on fire
21:37because of why mom
21:39because you
21:41because the gardener
21:42no
21:43you installed a light switch
21:44don't blame this on me
21:45to be your fireplace activator
21:46I am not
21:47that's not labeled
21:48to be blamed
21:49okay
21:50I get a call
21:52that my backyard's on fire
21:54because the gardener
21:55accidentally
21:56turned on
21:57the fire pit
21:58it's a light switch
21:59that's not labeled
22:00so accidentally
22:01somebody flipped the switch
22:03flipped the switch
22:04but
22:05small problem
22:07it had a cover over it
22:08so of course it caught on fire
22:10all the patio furniture
22:11catches on fire
22:12and it's having a grand old time
22:14Kim
22:15how did you respond
22:16I handled it
22:16really well
22:17okay
22:18because you're such a calm person
22:20by nature
22:20I know you cussed them out
22:22I did not
22:23I never spoke to anybody
22:24ask Matthew
22:25when have you not yelled at someone
22:27I never spoke to a soul
22:27okay
22:28I think this is the new and improved
22:30Kris Jenner
22:31I really want to entertain the idea
22:36of trying to make some positive changes
22:38and one of those things
22:40is trying to be more patient
22:42I said
22:43in my new Kris Jenner voice
22:45this isn't anyone else's responsibility
22:48so have the gardeners come back
22:50and help clean it up
22:51I doubt that's all you
22:54I swear
22:54okay
22:55yeah
22:55I'm trying to be a little more zen
22:58and my kids have all talked to me about it
23:02so I'm really trying to have
23:04you know a very calm
23:06calmness
23:07about myself
23:08when I can
23:09listen more
23:10talk less
23:11it was very calm
23:12okay
23:12and then I said
23:14in my other calm Kris Jenner voice
23:15who the f*** is going to pay for this
23:19yeah
23:19who the hell
23:21expects me
23:23to keep my f*** cool
23:25while my backyard is on fire
23:28what the f***
23:30and then I got a hold of myself
23:33and I said
23:35self
23:35let's just calm down
23:37yeah
23:37it was no one's fault
23:39it was no one's fault
23:40and my stress level
23:43and trying to like
23:45push it down a little bit
23:46not be so
23:48overreactive
23:50to things that
23:52like that loud ice maker
23:53f***
23:54sorry
23:55my god
23:56this is the noisiest damn place
23:59today
23:59the types of things
24:02that set my mom off
24:03breathing too loud
24:04chewing
24:05smacking gum
24:06the air not being on
24:07in her car
24:08the wrong Kleenex cover
24:10not the wrong Kleenex
24:12wow
24:13not having her
24:14iPod
24:15you heard me right
24:16iPod playing in her car
24:18off with everyone's heads
24:19off
24:20if there's too many people
24:22in her house
24:22but yet not enough people
24:23in her house
24:24oh and mind reading
24:26she gets annoyed
24:27when people can't read her mind
24:28I think your question
24:31should have been
24:32can you give me a list
24:33of what doesn't
24:34set my mom off
24:35and that would have been
24:36a much shorter list
24:37some progress is being made
24:39but we're definitely
24:39not there yet
24:40okay well
24:41baby steps
24:42baby steps
24:44Rome was not built
24:45in a day
24:45guy that flipped the switch
24:49looks like a hard worker
24:51they're really creative
24:53like they're horticulturalists
24:54I'm sorry
24:56horticulturalists
24:59what the f**k is a horticulturalist
25:02horticulturalist
25:03not a horticulturalist
25:04horticulturist
25:06hortic
25:08listen you little
25:11horticulturalist
25:13horticulturalist
25:14what in the horticulturalist
25:16is wrong with you
25:17exactly
25:18horticulturalist
25:29hi
25:35hi
25:36how are you
25:37hey som
25:38nice to meet you
25:39look at how
25:39cool this basket is
25:41my name is john
25:42this is johnny
25:43oh I sure wore my motorcycle shirt
25:46as crazy as my schedule is
25:48I will always make time
25:50to do all the important things
25:51with my kids
25:52so my son som
25:54is doing a voiceover
25:56for angry birds
25:58what do you say
25:59do you say thank you
26:00for everyone coming in
26:01on a sunday
26:02thank you
26:02and I'm just so excited
26:05because he's so excited
26:06who's your favorite character
26:08in angry birds
26:10the red one
26:12the red one
26:13red
26:13oh good
26:14it's really funny
26:15when you have your first kid
26:16you post everything
26:17your second kid
26:18a little less
26:19your third kid
26:20a little less
26:21it's just kind of
26:21what happens with everything
26:22right
26:23so red is your dad
26:26and silver is your mom
26:28so like I feel like people
26:29don't really know som
26:31but he's the smartest
26:33silliest little boy
26:35he's a total
26:36go with the flow kid
26:37I can give him legos
26:38and say
26:39sit here for five hours
26:41I have to work
26:42and he'll just be like
26:43okay mommy
26:43like never says no
26:45never goes against anything
26:47just is a dream child
26:50and the most independent
26:51he loves to dance
26:53he would never have a tantrum
26:55he's just so chill
26:57do you recognize Chuck at all
26:59Chuck is the bird
27:00that goes really fast
27:02he has the cutest voice
27:04you've ever heard
27:06it's like this raspy little voice
27:08Sam what does your name start with
27:10P-S-A-O-M
27:12yeah
27:13and when they called
27:15and asked if he was interested
27:16in this role of a new bird
27:18he was so excited
27:20let's get started
27:21and I'll sit in a chair
27:23right next to you
27:24your first line
27:28is a really easy one
27:30it's hello
27:31can you say hello
27:33hello
27:34hello
27:35hello
27:37how about a little hi
27:39hi
27:40oh your voice is so cool
27:43I love your voice
27:43it's a really cool voice right
27:45yeah
27:45balancing work
27:46with being a parent
27:48is definitely challenging
27:50should we go to the next scene
27:52let's do it
27:53and I don't want to stop my kids
27:56from doing what they want to do
27:58that's a good idea
28:00that's a good idea
28:01so I tailor my life
28:04around my kids schedules
28:05I love sketchy
28:07yum
28:08yum
28:09so I am there for breakfast
28:11I am there for dinner every day
28:13I am putting them to bed
28:15and then I sacrifice my nights
28:17instead of you know going out
28:18or dinners with my friends
28:19I'm working at night
28:21and studying
28:22but like it makes me happy
28:25what
28:27what
28:28that's my favorite
28:29yeah
28:30go birds
28:32how about yay
28:33yay
28:34yay
28:35yay
28:35yay
28:36how about raw
28:38raw
28:39raw
28:40that was incredible
28:45you are such a great actor
28:47my job
28:48how do you feel
28:50good
28:50today was so special
28:53just seeing Psalm
28:54love this
28:56do so good at it
28:57say cheese
28:59cheese
28:59seeing him in a work environment
29:02I always want to be mindful
29:04if it's ever too much
29:06and he loved it
29:07and then we can have a party
29:08with all your friends
29:09and cousins
29:10so cool right
29:11time there's no no
29:13one like me
29:14oh yeah
29:15oh yeah
29:16he just woke up a little
29:23oh
29:24somebody else beat him
29:27we're going to
29:28Cappé du Monde
29:29in the French Quarter
29:30lately I feel like
29:38I'm being really drawn
29:39to slowing down
29:41like slowing down
29:43as far as like
29:44enjoying the simple things
29:47whoa look at that
29:48they are so cool
29:49look how pretty
29:50those truths
29:50yeah
29:51he is so precious
29:55being present with my kids
29:57and being with my husband
29:58or my friends
30:00or whatever it is
30:01that I'm doing
30:01here it is
30:02can't wait
30:04for a beignet
30:05and a coffee
30:05at home
30:06like I don't go into stores
30:08I don't go into
30:09restaurants that often
30:11like so just even
30:12doing those types of things
30:14makes me feel alive
30:15yeah
30:20thank you
30:23thank you
30:27I mean Tim just like
30:29flies here
30:30to get
30:31these beignets
30:32I just thought
30:32I had to try them
30:33should we ask
30:35these people to stop
30:36so I can take a bite
30:37who
30:38just these people
30:40videoing
30:40babe you're in here
30:42with like
30:42big cameras
30:45I had to get you
30:46black coffee
30:47they don't have any
30:48non-dairy milk
30:49oh that's fine
30:50Travis is really good
30:52at tuning out
30:53all the noise
30:55around us
30:56or the people
30:56like taking
30:57sneaky photos
30:58this lady outside
31:00just zooming in
31:01while I chomp away
31:02can I just
31:04eat a beignet
31:06and get powdered sugar
31:07all over my face
31:08and drink my hot chocolate
31:10like I just ran
31:11three miles
31:13and I just want
31:14to eat in peace
31:15cheers
31:16cheers
31:17what did you get
31:17oh look at these people
31:18walking down
31:19these alligators
31:20I like meeting people
31:23I love saying hi
31:24to people
31:25or you know
31:26it's not about that
31:28it's more like
31:29this like sense of like
31:30well you're out in public
31:31so you owe it to us
31:33to
31:33take a photo
31:35or whatever
31:36what did you get
31:37to drink babe
31:37I'm gonna give you
31:38a taste
31:39it's hard for me
31:45to tune it out
31:47but I try
31:48that is some strong
31:49coffee
31:51but this is a strong
31:52big game
31:52thank you so much
31:55we're good
31:56we're going to
32:01explore New Orleans
32:02we are going
32:04on a ghost tour
32:05it says that there's
32:06like vampire stories
32:07and ghosts
32:09so
32:09sounds like
32:11fun
32:11we're definitely
32:13not bringing
32:14Rocky on the tour
32:15which one
32:16the haunted tour
32:19oh why not
32:20hey no
32:21Rocky's not
32:23faced by
32:24haunted houses
32:25there it is baby
32:28how'd you find
32:29this place
32:30oh he's seeing
32:33the bubbles
32:34you see the bubbles
32:35hi
32:35how are you sir
32:36how you doing
32:37nice to meet you
32:37good to meet you
32:38we're going to take
32:39a walk this way
32:39let's do it guys
32:40let's do it
32:41tonight we're going to
32:43talk about some
32:43history tonight
32:44we're going to talk
32:44about some spooky
32:45stuff
32:45now the neighborhood
32:47you're in
32:48it goes back to 1718
32:50this is the oldest
32:50neighborhood in the
32:51United States
32:52oh wow
32:53this street here
32:54not to be spooky
32:54but this building
32:55you're looking at
32:55was built in 1888
32:57this hotel comes
32:58with a few twists
32:59you'll be laying in bed
33:00late at night
33:00you might hear
33:01children laughing
33:02children playing
33:02you also might have
33:04your television come
33:04on at four in the
33:05morning
33:05your sheet might get
33:06ripped off your bed
33:07do you believe in ghosts
33:09I don't know
33:12I don't know yet
33:13are you sitting away
33:15yeah
33:16I'm not sure
33:17I'm not sure yet
33:19how I feel
33:20now this is where
33:21the vampire legend
33:22in New Orleans
33:23started
33:23you see
33:24in 1902
33:25a gentleman showed up
33:26in New Orleans
33:26by the name of
33:27Jacques St. Germain
33:28Jacques was very popular
33:29with the ladies
33:30every once in a while
33:31he'd bring a young lady
33:31home
33:32the problem is
33:33after he brought
33:33the young lady home
33:34he would dismember them
33:35and drink their blood
33:36as wine
33:37oh my gosh
33:37two or three missing girls
33:38didn't raise much
33:39of a red flag
33:40but when the number
33:41was 14
33:41the police kicked
33:42the door in
33:43went inside
33:43couldn't find Jacques
33:45this was in 1902
33:4748 years later
33:48a man showed up
33:48in New York City
33:49said his name
33:50was Jacques St. Germain
33:51said he was a vampire
33:52from Europe
33:53400 years old
33:54said he lived
33:54in New Orleans
33:55the New York Times
33:56interviewed this man
33:57that is what inspired
33:58author Anne Rice
33:58to write the novel
33:59Interview with a Vampire
34:00I kind of believe
34:02in the vampire story
34:03though
34:04I don't know how
34:04you're going to take this
34:05but I think you make
34:07a great vampire
34:07I would love to
34:09was there anything
34:11specific you guys
34:12would like to know about
34:13maybe you were asking
34:13how you could get
34:14some beads
34:14oh if you could
34:15flash people
34:16you don't have to
34:17flash to get beads
34:17you just get them right
34:18he wanted to flash people
34:20you want to flash people
34:21well we won't hold it
34:22against you if you do
34:23well thank you so much
34:25that was amazing
34:25thank you so much
34:26my pleasure
34:26did you like it
34:28I did
34:28it looks so good
34:38it looks pretty green
34:39but it gets much better
34:41when summer hits
34:42this is all wisteria
34:43that grows up here
34:44wisteria lane
34:44yeah pretty much
34:46I need to have Scott over
34:48because I cannot stop
34:49thinking about Scott
34:50moving to New York
34:51how the hell are you
34:52I'm great
34:54how are you
34:54my house looks good
34:57I'm building a guest house
34:58your house does look good
34:59ooh
34:59I need to know
35:00is your house up for sale
35:02did you sell all your cars
35:03did you find a place in New York
35:05help me help you
35:07you're building all this crap
35:09and you still think
35:10you're moving to New York
35:11so no
35:11so I've decided
35:12I can't really move to New York
35:13with my kids and everything
35:15first of all
35:15no one was going to let you move
35:17across country
35:19I know one person that would
35:20okay but besides her
35:21I get that
35:23but it's very extreme
35:25yes
35:26it was shocking
35:27I talked to Mace
35:27and he's like
35:29you can't actually move
35:31right
35:31and them coming
35:33every long weekend
35:35I'm going to sell all my belongings
35:36and never return
35:37I'll never come back
35:38I sold my boat by the way
35:39I'm like
35:40I started getting
35:41no but I was like
35:42getting prepared
35:43but I've realized
35:44there's no way
35:44I could actually do
35:46both
35:46yeah that's ridiculous
35:47I am now just
35:49going to get something
35:50that will fit us
35:51in New York
35:52I am thrilled
35:53that Scott has
35:55put the New York move
35:57to bed
35:57it was an impulsive conversation
35:59and that's very Scott
36:01he's very impulsive
36:02I have a long list
36:04of impulsive moves
36:05I'm just happy
36:06that this has been
36:08a pretty quick turn
36:09in him deciding
36:10okay that's not
36:11going to work for me
36:12so at least I know
36:13he's still my neighbor
36:15a little bit longer
36:16trust me
36:17I know a female
36:17probably played a factor
36:19in this
36:20I think I'm paying
36:20no you're not paying
36:22no there is a girl
36:23that I do
36:24see when I'm in New York
36:26that I don't have here
36:28so maybe that also
36:30plays a little bit
36:30of a part
36:31yeah and of course
36:32I get that
36:33and she's great
36:34I think you should make
36:35the effort
36:36to explore that
36:37why not
36:38what's going on
36:39with all these
36:40airplane crashes
36:41recently
36:41well it's been two
36:42the one that crashed
36:44on the floor
36:45all Rob does
36:46and the one
36:46with the helicopter
36:47is ridiculous
36:48can I just ask Rob
36:49try
36:50yeah
36:52Bob
36:53I'm here
36:54with Scott
36:55hey Scotty boy
36:57hey Bobbert
36:58hey there
36:59what are you all doing
37:00just sucking
37:01I wish
37:03I know
37:04um
37:05but yeah
37:06what are you
37:07really doing
37:07Scott doesn't
37:09believe me
37:10is that there's been
37:11more than two
37:12plane crashes
37:12he says there's
37:13only been two
37:13I believe there has
37:14I only have seen
37:15the two
37:15there's been like
37:16at least five
37:17that has to do
37:18with the alien stuff
37:19the aliens are flying
37:20the conspiracies
37:22run wild
37:23and I love a conspiracy
37:24I really do
37:26children are killing
37:27our children
37:28with cookies
37:29do you understand
37:29Rob
37:30stop with the cookies
37:32it's true
37:32they all cause cancer
37:34all the cookies
37:35this is all
37:36he talks about
37:37specifically
37:38number one
37:39oh I like those
37:40I never know
37:41what to believe
37:42with Rob
37:43I mean I don't
37:44know if what Rob
37:45is saying is truthful
37:46if he's just
37:46with me
37:47I have so much
37:48information and
37:49documents on
37:50everything that
37:51most of the world
37:52doesn't even know
37:52I didn't even know
37:53you had a printer
37:54I do actually
37:55that's fire
37:56I got a bunch
37:58of color cartridges
37:59oh you have
37:59extra cartridges
38:00dude you're on
38:01top of your game
38:02yeah
38:03they can go
38:04on and on
38:05well I love you
38:06Bobby boy
38:07it's been real
38:09toodles
38:10he's nuts
38:12do you have a plethora
38:16of drinks coming
38:17like you did last time
38:18yeah
38:18Wendy's downstairs
38:19making me a smoothie
38:20that's going to be
38:21phenomenal
38:21I've got some
38:22whey protein
38:22and collagen
38:23going in
38:23and then I've got
38:24one of these
38:25coming from
38:25DoorDash
38:26that'll be here
38:26in about 5 to 10
38:27and my assistant's
38:28running over
38:28my other drink
38:29I've never seen
38:31someone drink more
38:31things
38:32I'm a fluid master
38:32you are
38:33I like to stay
38:34hydrated
38:34yeah
38:35sip
38:35no
38:36alright
38:36thank you
38:51hi baby
38:59hi baby
39:00wait look
39:04I'm wearing your ring
39:06cause I
39:07was bringing it for you
39:08I love that
39:09first thing I ever got you
39:10first thing he ever got me
39:12well once we were
39:14dating
39:15first thing
39:16he used to buy me gifts
39:18when we were just friends
39:19he got me a vintage
39:22Sade t-shirt
39:23I think when we were friends
39:26it was always in the back
39:28of my head
39:29you know it was always
39:30in the back of my mind
39:32like
39:32could this be
39:34never
39:37she actually didn't come
39:38to a show until like
39:396 months
39:39or a few months
39:40into
39:41oh my god
39:42how hot
39:43yeah
39:44that's insane
39:45but also
39:46I love that I was already
39:48like
39:48oh my god
39:49how hot
39:50before
39:50I even thumbed
39:51Trump
39:52you were trapped
39:54definitely
39:55but also
39:56it was more like
39:57an energy thing
39:58I had never seen
40:00his talent
40:00until we were
40:02already in love
40:03I knew he was talented
40:05but I wasn't
40:06his number one fan
40:07and like looking up
40:08his videos
40:08or like
40:09you know
40:10he used to invite me
40:12to shows
40:13yeah
40:13but I never went
40:17I was too busy
40:19too busy for your baby
40:21I think we were just
40:22waiting
40:22because we knew
40:23once it happened
40:24we were going to be like
40:24mm-hmm
40:26I'll notice myself
40:28like tapping
40:29a lot
40:30like even on my body
40:31like that he does
40:32like he'll be like
40:33doing all these taps
40:35all the time
40:35and I'll notice myself
40:36like doing that sometimes
40:38and I'm like
40:38you're not a drummer
40:39stop tapping
40:41five minutes
40:44okay
40:44should we say your prayer
40:46in here
40:46yeah we can
40:47okay
40:48dear lord jesus
40:50I pray that you
40:51keep a wall of fire
40:53around travis
40:53please keep him
40:54in a bubble
40:55of white light
40:56and keep him
40:57protected
40:57keep his hands
40:59safe
41:00his mind clear
41:01and that he has
41:01an amazing show
41:02in jesus name
41:04amen
41:04thank you god
41:05amen
41:05i love you
41:07have a great show
41:12have a great show guys
41:15this trip has been
41:17really fun
41:18travis and i had
41:19good fun moments
41:20together
41:20we got to
41:22explore new orleans
41:23so i do love that
41:25let's go
41:26don't wait
41:27this night's almost over
41:29honest
41:31let's make
41:32this might last forever
41:34forever
41:35never
41:37let's make this
41:38last forever
41:39the things that i choose
41:41to step out of my bubble
41:43for are things
41:44that are really worth it
41:46and i really try to be
41:48present
41:49i love to travel
41:55with my kids
41:56being with my husband
41:57i love to see
41:59different places
42:00and experience them
42:01and feel the energy
42:02it really does
42:06just do something
42:07for my soul
42:08my baby my baby my baby
42:18i got your attention
42:24i could do it in my sleep
42:26no need no permission
42:28this is who i'm gonna be
42:31if you wanna start it up
42:34you get what you see
42:36chilling
42:36court is back from a new orleans trip
42:39so her and i are finally
42:41gonna sit down and talk
42:43no texting
42:44so things can't get misconstrued
42:46oh wow
42:50casually eating by yourself
42:52can i come in here with my shoes on
42:54or no
42:55okay
42:55i respect that
42:57want anything
42:59you want this
43:00eggs
43:00i'm okay
43:01so good
43:02don't go out of your way
43:02for me
43:03chloe's coming over
43:05we've obviously had a little
43:06tension lately
43:08in the group chat
43:09so i just
43:10want to clear the air
43:12life is too short
43:14how's your day
43:15good
43:17how was your trip
43:18i'm good
43:20oh
43:21when we were in new orleans
43:23i had said to travis like
43:24let's drive from new orleans
43:28to tennessee
43:29and so i was like
43:30let's go
43:31and then we can look at these properties
43:32and then he really wanted to get back
43:35i don't think i've ever been
43:37and i've always wanted to go
43:38lately i feel like all i do
43:42is walk on eggshells around court
43:44and that's very strange
43:46she's also the one
43:47that started this
43:48leaving the group chat
43:50picking on me
43:52i wasn't even talking to her
43:53are you still mad about the group chat
43:57because that's why i'm here
43:59you're such a pussy
44:04why is that a pussy
44:05to leave the chat
44:06to leave the chat
44:07because you can't face having a conversation
44:09no it's called
44:10protect the energy
44:11and you're the one that started it
44:13no i'm just like
44:14have we really become the negativity chat
44:17of just talking shit about everyone
44:19our chat is called
44:21the og's positive vibes chat
44:24and it's been nothing but negativity
44:26i don't have time to worry about anything
44:30except my immediate family
44:33you said can't you just let people be them
44:36and i said yeah can't you let us be us
44:38if these are our feelings
44:39why can't we have our feelings in a safe space
44:41you are we're like a family
44:43this should be the safest space
44:44and then you were like god i'm exhausted for you
44:47and i said well i'm exhausted for you
44:49and then you got out
44:50no my what i said is
44:51not i'm exhausted for you
44:53no that's exactly what you said
44:54i'm exhausted for you
44:56that's the way that i said it
44:58what's the difference
44:59i'm exhausted for you
45:00and i'm exhausted for you
45:03yeah
45:04so that's fine
45:05you exhaust me but i don't leave
45:07you running away
45:08it's crazy because i don't think she
45:13picks on the others the way she does to me
45:17like because she'll say like
45:18the craziest response is only to me
45:21like shut up chloe
45:22or like you're so stupid everyone knows
45:25because i'm the easiest one
45:27you know i'm not going to yell at you
45:28the way kim will
45:29if i spoke to her like that
45:31she would go to therapy for three weeks about it
45:34and look what you did
45:36and i have my boundaries
45:37you're not allowed around me to burst my bubble
45:40i think it's just like
45:42i felt like a negativity lately throughout the chat
45:46and that's me
45:47no it's not only you
45:50but i do feel like maybe it's because you're working more lately
45:53okay
45:54so i feel like you're constantly on your phone
45:57am i
45:58you
45:59yeah i i mean i think so
46:01but i don't know
46:03i'd love to see your hours
46:05i'm a good six hour a day
46:07on the phone
46:08okay
46:08so it's not i'm not a saint
46:11ha
46:11okay
46:12are you doom scrolling in bed
46:15doom scrolling
46:16like
46:17looking at
46:18endlessly like
46:20what i'm saying is
46:22sometimes when you're in that place
46:24it can suck you into all these things that are going on like you can only do what you're capable of
46:31and i'm not saying you're not capable of handling all the world's problems but i feel like it puts so much on you just as a human to be on your phone thinking about these people and this and that
46:42shut up
46:44shut up like the whole thing is so exhausting stop projecting or stop trying to break me down and overanalyze me take me for how i am
46:55or don't
46:56why do you think i'm doom scrolling no i'm just saying it's like when you're just like endlessly scrolling in bed for like an hour or something or
47:04no i watch more like i like happy things
47:08i don't like dark things
47:10i've never doomed scroll in my life
47:13my algorithm
47:14the worst thing on there is whales which i don't know why are on there
47:17it's horrible
47:18that's literally the scariest thing
47:20the rest is puppies
47:21miniature ponies
47:23baking shit
47:24nothing is doomed
47:25fashion
47:26a dog
47:27nails
47:28workouts
47:29this little girl singing
47:31listen
47:31the voice of an angel
47:32okay
47:34like everything's happy
47:36so courtney can
47:38off
47:39doom scrolling
47:40i want to go on her page and see what it is
47:43like shut up
47:45i can't handle it
47:47i don't doom scroll
47:48ever
47:49next on the kardashians
47:57my mom and i are on our way to look for
48:00burial plots for where we're all going to be buried together when we all die
48:04where is my tissue
48:06this is my car
48:08oh
48:08i thought we were using my car
48:10never even been asked about a car
48:12why are we in this car mat
48:14why the f*** are you driving
48:15whose car is this
48:16where's my kleenex box
48:17it's non-stop
48:19why is this person doing this
48:21this f***ing bitch
48:22it's her life
48:24like if she wants to spin in negativity or like spiral
48:27i'm great
48:28i'm happy
48:29i'm thriving
48:30do you have an example
48:31imagine being in a bubble
48:33i feel like i'm being gaslit
48:35it's just crazy
48:36wow
48:38so the bar exam is three months away
48:41do you feel nervous about the bar
48:43yeah i'm not ready yet
48:45i am feeling a little bit overwhelmed
48:48what
48:49someone from prison was like
48:51this person put a hit out on your life
48:53there's no trouble
48:58there's no pain
48:59no
48:59that's why
49:01i feel nervous
49:02that's why
49:02i feel like
49:02i feel like
49:03this person will be in bed
49:03and i feel like
49:04oh
49:05i feel like
49:05oh
50:06What's the good thing about Ms. Clark?
50:08That she's such a great mom, such a great wife.
50:12She's a good kisser.
50:13She's got nice feet.
50:15She has great hygiene.
50:17She flosses every day.
Be the first to comment