The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 06- If It Doesn't Fit, We Must Acquit
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00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:02Wherever I go, my vibe goes off the wall.
00:05Welcome to Khloe in Wonderland.
00:07Hi, Mommy.
00:08Hi.
00:09Kris Jenner is feeling herself.
00:11Are you going to make me go through every childhood trauma?
00:15Tell you're satisfied?
00:16If Kourtney was here, then that would probably happen,
00:18but I'm good.
00:19All right, good.
00:20Oh, Khloe.
00:22Forget it.
00:22Get over it.
00:24Oh.
00:25Oh, my God.
00:26You got it?
00:27There's no one like Kim.
00:30She has the most generous spirit.
00:33Happy Easter, everyone.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:36I did a prenuble scan, and they called me today,
00:38and they're like, you have an aneurysm in your brain.
00:43I have the bar exam, the Met Ball, and my robbery trial.
00:48Can I not to mention just all the stress in your life?
00:52Oh, it's been next level.
00:54I'm definitely worried about Kim.
00:56She has so much going on that I don't want her
01:00to have an aneurysm, of course.
01:02We live in color.
01:11We live in color.
01:14Doing big and bright just like no other.
01:18When we step outside, we step in cheer.
01:21And this is your script.
01:35So we literally film three lines as ourselves, then we change.
01:40Disney reached out to my mom and I to do promos for their new Freakier Friday movie that's coming
01:47out, and we're so excited to do this.
01:50I have a little bit of a crazy week.
01:51I have my cloud campaign.
01:53I have my podcast that I'm doing for Chloe in Wonderland.
01:56But I'm more than happy to do this because I love when I get to cosplay Kris Jenner.
02:02Are you ready, Freddie?
02:03Yeah, I'm ready.
02:10Let's roll sound and action lights.
02:13Mom, sorry, you took a minute.
02:20That was great.
02:22I was shocked.
02:23No, that was great.
02:24Mom?
02:25Chloe?
02:26Aw.
02:27I'm inside.
02:31Chloe!
02:32Mom!
02:33What happened?
02:34Focus, Chloe.
02:34What did you do?
02:36I think you called me.
02:37Chloe again.
02:38Oh, I did?
02:40I'm showy.
02:41I am so proud of my mom right now.
02:45This could easily be a day where my mom loses her shit, but she's staying zen, she's doing
02:50her breath work, and she hasn't gone off on anyone yet.
03:00We're born Kris Jenner 2.0.
03:04She really is.
03:04She's like Darren.
03:05She's my favorite Kris, even over me.
03:09Previously, you said if you had a Freaky Friday, one of your sisters, you would pick Kendall.
03:13I'm going to be a supermodel going around town.
03:16I could hook up with this person.
03:17Not that Kendall does that, but I would be doing that.
03:19No kids, no f***ing responsibility.
03:21She has responsibilities, but like, you know what I mean.
03:24Barring Kendall, which sister would be your choice to Freaky Friday?
03:28I think I would Freaky Friday with Kylie.
03:31And I would do that because, hello, it's Kylie Jenner.
03:36We have cool friends.
03:38We have fun animals.
03:40We live in a fairy tale.
03:41We're not dating basketball players.
03:43We're going to the game's courtside baby.
03:45She's a little bit of Snow White, but a little bit of pretty woman.
03:49And also, I would love to know what those boobs feel like.
03:58I'm okay with it.
04:00I decided.
04:01Hi, Kris.
04:03Hi, I'm busy.
04:03You guys have two more minutes.
04:05That's it.
04:05I know I told you guys it's 4 p.m., but I don't care.
04:07It's 1 p.m.
04:07I have to go.
04:08Matthew!
04:10Noise.
04:11Noise.
04:16Let's do this.
04:17So, Mom, what would you like to talk about today?
04:21How about how I have never looked better?
04:24Oh, gosh.
04:26Okay, so we're never switching back.
04:29This has been an amazing day and so much fun.
04:32I especially love working with Khloe because she makes me laugh.
04:36And guess what?
04:37I didn't lose my shit once.
04:39So proud of myself.
04:42Mom!
04:43Mom!
04:44Mom!
04:46And we're going to cut there.
04:47We're good with that.
04:48So much, Jamie.
04:48I appreciate it.
04:49Oh!
04:50What is it?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Boom.
04:54This just got good.
05:03Hi.
05:04I'm so glad you came.
05:06Hi.
05:06This is Veronique.
05:08This is Erika.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:10I am meeting today with Erika Commissar.
05:14She's a renowned psychoanalyst, social worker, and parent guidance expert.
05:20Hi.
05:21How are you?
05:22Good.
05:23Thanks for having me.
05:24Thanks for coming.
05:25I had seen lots of her videos on social media, and I felt compelled to reach out to her because
05:35she really focuses on zero to three years of age and says that that is the most important
05:42time developmentally for your child with attachment and being there for them.
05:50And how do you know each other?
05:52Are you...
05:53Do you live in the same area?
05:54We are from school.
05:56Yeah?
05:56Our daughters are together right now.
05:58I don't know how, but I came to their Christmas party and pretended to be Chloe's assistant.
06:03As a joke, and she would introduce me as her assistant, pretending to be Chloe's assistant
06:09really got me hooked up in the family.
06:11And then Iris is my sister, Kylie's best friend.
06:17Nice to meet all of you.
06:18So I'm a psychoanalyst, and I started a non-profit.
06:22It's called Attachment Circles.
06:24And younger and younger children were being brought to me as young as two years of age
06:29with behavioral problems, and psychiatrists were trying to medicate them, and it upset
06:34me.
06:35I did a deep dive into the neuroscience and the attachment theory.
06:39And so I said, I'm going to put this in laypeople's terms so people can understand it.
06:44And what I was finding is that there was an absence of just basic fundamental understanding
06:51of parenting skills.
06:52The children who were doing the least well were the children whose primary attachment
06:57figures were not present.
06:59When I was 30, when I had Mason, nobody told me what to do.
07:03So I didn't read any books, but the way that I felt my maternal instinct was to do attachment
07:10parenting.
07:11Before I had Penelope, though, I read the attachment parenting book, and it was more intentional.
07:18And even though I was working, I didn't really think it was an option to not work.
07:24Now I have the option not to work, and I feel grateful to be able to find what I connect to.
07:34Zero to three is the first critical period of brain development.
07:37So what we were seeing is children with behavioral problems, with depression, with anxiety.
07:44These are all disorders of emotional regulation.
07:47So if you yourself are emotionally regulated, if you're calm in a storm, you model it for
07:54your children.
07:55So I would say the most powerful thing is you.
07:58I think Travis was saying you went to Australia, and you took Rocky with you, right?
08:02At two months, and some people would say-
08:04Four months.
08:05Four months.
08:05Some people would say, oh, he's too young.
08:07It's such a long flight.
08:08But if you have to work, and you're going to travel, you always take your baby with you.
08:13They rely on the same instinctual cues as all mammals.
08:16They want to be physically skin-to-skin close to you.
08:19They want to smell your smells.
08:21So if you have to go out, you give them a T-shirt that stinks of you.
08:25And they feel you're still with them in some way.
08:28I would take it.
08:30Yeah, take it with you?
08:31Yeah, I would take my baby with me.
08:33Only from what I've learned about attachment theory.
08:36Yeah.
08:37In this country, we have no paid leave.
08:39I've been fighting for paid leave for a decade.
08:41I went to the Senate to speak about the importance of paid leave for primary attachment figures.
08:48And there's always an excuse.
08:50And yet, they say that we're a family-oriented society.
08:53When they're adolescent, now they have school from 8.30 in the morning until 3.30 in the afternoon.
09:00You can have a job.
09:01You can start a company.
09:03It's not a message of you can't work.
09:05It's a message of sleep when they sleep when they're infants and work when they work as they get older.
09:11I know some people find her to be controversial.
09:15And I think most of it is because of, you know, people that are like, well, I can't just not work.
09:22And I need to work.
09:23And we need both mom and dad to work.
09:26But I think her point is that she feels like our government should support moms and or dads to be home with their baby.
09:37I just heard something recently where it was like the things that you do that are the opposite of your parent is like you're healing yourself from something that you didn't get that you needed.
09:50I feel like I'm the opposite of my mom.
09:52So am I.
09:53I am a lot different as a mother than my mom was.
09:57She was definitely more controlling and still is.
10:02But it was the 80s then that was a different time.
10:06To me, like, I'm just like, live your best lives, guys.
10:09How long do you think, too, like, they should be in the bed and also, like, breastfeeding?
10:17So they should be in your bed for the first eight weeks to 12 weeks.
10:22We sleep like a dream together.
10:24The whole point of breastfeeding is the emotional attunement.
10:28I mean, I've treated mothers who sit and they say, is it okay to be on my phone while I'm breastfeeding?
10:32And I'm like, no.
10:33Wait, what if your baby's asleep?
10:35Then can you be on your phone when you're breastfeeding?
10:38Because I'm on my phone.
10:39I didn't know the no phone thing.
10:42I mean, I did not know that you should not be on your phone while breastfeeding.
10:48I've definitely done that with all kids.
10:50This is so, like, refreshing.
10:53Yeah.
10:53And it filled me up a lot.
10:55So thank you.
10:56Yeah.
10:56Like, I did not know the breastfeeding phone thing.
11:00And now I'm like the guilt that I have.
11:04But it's good because you shouldn't be doing it.
11:06It activates the part of your ego that says something feels right or feels wrong.
11:11Yeah.
11:12There's so many different ways for people to parent their kids.
11:16But this is just what really connects with me.
11:19I definitely learned a lot today and found it really informative and helpful.
11:25One of the issues is you have this lovely community, but most mothers are finding it very lonely.
11:30And so we need support and we need all of you to tell everyone you know.
11:35And if you have any influence at all, spread the word.
11:50Ready to roll?
11:54How's it going?
11:57Exhausting.
11:58Yeah.
11:58I'm so busy in my life.
12:03The bar is in two months.
12:05I have the Met Gala.
12:06I have my robbery trial coming up.
12:08Oh, and I might have a brain aneurysm.
12:12No biggie.
12:14So Scott and I both are going to look at our brains today with Dr. Amen.
12:20He does these brain scans to see how your brain health is really looking.
12:27By the way, I'm sorry about all that you're going through.
12:29It can't be fun and easy.
12:31It is hard.
12:32It looks stressful.
12:33I mean, I see some of the stuff and it's like...
12:36Your ex is very loud out there right now.
12:44I just can't really engage.
12:47It's...
12:48I think it's just for the better.
12:50By the way, never once called.
12:52Right.
12:53I mean, I always encourage a relationship, but like a healthy one.
12:57But this is not healthy.
12:58It's just frustrating that my character as a mom is...
13:03Gets diminished.
13:04Yeah, sometimes I just feel like snapping.
13:08Right.
13:09But where is that going to get you?
13:10I just can't.
13:12Right.
13:14Sorry, you got to deal with all that.
13:18My only focus and job is really just to be strong for my kids.
13:25Oh, I'm so excited to get so many tips today and see what my brain's like.
13:31Come on back.
13:31Okay.
13:31I'm always trying to test and do things to see where I'm at and how I can improve.
13:38Wait, look at it.
13:39My brain is perfect when it comes to stressing.
13:42Then why you act like that?
13:44Does this tell you I have a very abnormally calm demeanor, even in like fight and flight
13:53mode?
13:54Can you see stuff like that and see why someone is so calm?
13:58You're like one of the very few people that there were zeroes on all of the mood, anxiety.
14:06It's insane.
14:07Yeah.
14:08About 15, 20 minutes just holding still for Kim.
14:11Do we have a blanket?
14:12Yes, we do.
14:13I've always wondered why Kim has been able to stay so calm during pretty much anything.
14:20I mean, she could get into a fist fight with one of her sisters and then be like, should
14:26I get green tea or earl tea?
14:30And I'm like, I think you just assaulted somebody.
14:34She's able to bottle up her emotions.
14:37Not sure where they go.
14:38Maybe she's tucking them under her butt.
14:40That's why it's so big.
14:41I can fall asleep anywhere.
14:50Anywhere.
14:51I swear to God, I went to a strip club for my first time in Miami like a year ago.
14:57I fell asleep in the f***ing booth.
14:59Like, I can literally lay down anywhere, no matter what's going on, and fall asleep.
15:06Hey, good morning.
15:08Thank you so much for holding still.
15:09That was perfect.
15:10It's just like a little cocoon that you're in, and you just fall asleep.
15:14How's that?
15:15That's pretty damn tight.
15:16I have no idea.
15:17I've never looked at my brain before, so it should be interesting.
15:21You're welcome to join Dr. Eamon.
15:23Let me show you what a healthy skin looks like.
15:27So, this is what we want it to look like, and so if we look at your brain, it actually looks
15:36beautiful.
15:37I have a beautiful brain.
15:43So, I've heard that before.
15:45Kim, this is not a brain that gets Alzheimer's.
15:49Scott, see these holes?
15:51I was joking, and I said it's going to look like a bowling ball, and it does.
15:55Not terribly stressed, not anxious, not depressed.
15:58The front third of your brain is really sleepy.
16:02That's not good.
16:02You are extraordinary in being positive, which is why you're not terribly stressed, anxious,
16:09or depressed.
16:10This we have to fix.
16:13What's going on?
16:13If we don't fix that, that's going to be a long-term problem.
16:17Then you end up with issues with impulse control.
16:20None of it's permanent.
16:22It's not dead.
16:23Oh, okay.
16:24I was scared at first.
16:25I thought I was ****.
16:26If you don't reverse it, you are ****.
16:32What are those holes?
16:33Yeah, I don't like that.
16:34So, what the holes mean is low activity.
16:41Compared to this one, the front part of your brain is less active than it should be.
16:48With your frontal lobes as they work now, it would be harder to manage stress.
16:55And that's not good for you, especially as you're studying and you're getting ready to take the boards.
17:02That just can't be.
17:03I just can't.
17:05Not accepting.
17:07For whatever reason, you're not getting, and it could be the chronic stress that you've been under,
17:14trying to think about taking the boards in a couple of months and studying 10 hours a day.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20Not to mention all the other things that go on in your life.
17:23Yeah.
17:24But we have to make it better.
17:27I've got to get on a plan to really figure this out, because I have some **** to do this summer.
17:33What?
17:47Hi baby.
18:03What's happening?
18:05Good morning.
18:07Good morning, Rocky.
18:09You can't let me sleep in the air.
18:15She made it better.
18:19Good morning.
18:23Good morning.
18:25Good morning.
18:27Good morning.
18:29Good morning.
18:33Good morning.
18:35Good morning.
18:37Good morning.
18:39The sun is shining.
18:43A guitar.
18:45A guitar.
18:47Guitar?
18:49You want to go play guitar?
18:51It's kind of cold.
18:53Do you want some breakfast pee?
18:55I got some.
18:57Oh, baby boy.
18:59821.
19:01And then I try to leave my phone.
19:03No phones for as long as possible.
19:05I would say my peaceful, sacred bubble doesn't have to be at home.
19:11It's wherever my world is.
19:14You know, like my kids and my husband.
19:16It's like wherever we are.
19:18Every morning.
19:21I see clear skies, there's magic in this light.
19:33No, no, no, no.
19:34No, no, no.
19:35You want me to sit on the ball with you?
19:36It's like when a person could feel like fall.
19:40Like, I can't explain it.
19:41It's like that feeling of like pumpkin drinks back at places.
19:46Starting to put up decorations.
19:48It's such a beautiful thing.
19:49Having this life together.
19:52Hey, Rock.
19:53Hey.
19:54Down.
19:55Down.
19:56Yay!
19:58Rocky, will you show me how Tom tastes?
20:02Hmm?
20:03Oh, yeah.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05That was good.
20:06I like that.
20:12Did you know I drink out of a Christmas cup every day?
20:16I want it to be Christmas.
20:23Mom, do you think Travis wants any?
20:25Yeah, I bet he would have some pee.
20:29Mama Moose.
20:30Mama Moose?
20:31It's what he wants.
20:32We were playing, I was the horse, he was the cow.
20:34We started talking about what sound the cow makes and he said,
20:37Mama Moose.
20:38Mama Moose.
20:39He wants that Mama Moose.
20:40Look, we have breakfast.
20:41Mom, do you think it's done?
20:42I don't need it.
20:43Yeah, it's done.
20:44You want to have blueberries?
20:45Blueberries?
20:46Blueberries?
20:47They're so good.
20:48And so good for you.
20:50Oh, you tricked me.
20:51Mmm.
20:53You're welcome.
21:07Always be.
21:08Always be there.
21:09Always be there.
21:10Always be there.
21:14Always be there.
21:19Oh, don't you know that we're electric, electric.
21:25Feel the current blowing now.
21:27Oh, oh, oh.
21:30It's the day before the Met.
21:31We're doing a Python Dallara fitting for the after party.
21:36Oh, oh, oh.
21:37Oh, oh, oh.
21:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:41Now, I definitely think, like, pulling up to a court in Paris like this for the trial would
21:46give me so much pleasure.
21:49Right after the Met, I'm going to be leaving for Paris to testify in the trial.
21:55And now I just want to get the looks right.
21:58I wasn't sure if I was going to come this year because I was just going to focus on bar prep.
22:03And so I couldn't really do all the fittings this year.
22:06I had to do everything last minute.
22:08So I really have to make it worth it and just use my time really efficiently.
22:12It's a bit stuck.
22:14The theme this year is super fine, tailoring black style.
22:20And I'm so excited that I'm going with Chrome Hearts.
22:23Lenny Kravitz is like the definition of the modern day dandy.
22:27And so that was my inspiration.
22:29I will say, guys, this is like the first Met.
22:32I'm not stressed.
22:34Am I acting stressed?
22:35No, no, no.
22:36You seem really calm at you.
22:38How many times have I been to the Met?
22:40Is this my 12?
22:41This is like my most consistent relationship.
22:46I feel really good about our looks.
22:49I'm not nervous this year.
22:50Neither is Kendall and neither is Kylie.
22:52We all are super chill this year.
22:55Do you see her here?
22:57The shoulders.
22:58It just needs to be a little more.
23:00This is it.
23:01No, it's so beautiful.
23:03I am going to the Met with a new young designer called Tori Sheju.
23:08I'm excited.
23:09I feel like it's never about me, but I feel like this year specifically,
23:11it's definitely not about me.
23:13So I really wanted to highlight a new young black woman designer.
23:17This side is gorgeous.
23:18Yes.
23:19It is.
23:20This side is beautiful.
23:21This needs to be placed down.
23:23This just needs to be stitched down like this.
23:26This doesn't look nice.
23:27No, no, no.
23:28See when it bubbles like that?
23:30Today we have our second fitting and the dress just isn't there yet.
23:36So I think that obviously causes a little bit of stress and a little bit of nerves.
23:41Worst case scenario, tomorrow I put it on and it's not doing it.
23:44We literally stuff a pad in there.
23:45That's what I was thinking.
23:46It's like kind of one of those things where we won't really know what we're feeling until
23:54tomorrow when we try the dress on for the final time.
23:57So we will see, but fingers crossed.
24:02Cool.
24:03Let's take it out.
24:04Okay.
24:05Oh my God.
24:06Did I tell you guys the craziest thing that happened to me?
24:09When I was studying yesterday before I came here, all of a sudden my computer like fully crashed and went black.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:17And my screen turned into a picture of my dad that I've never seen before.
24:21I don't have this picture and I've never seen this picture before.
24:24Look.
24:26Oh my God.
24:28Wow.
24:29Wow.
24:30Well, the time says 2-13.
24:35See the big 2-1-3 by my dad?
24:37So I was like this, what does it mean?
24:40So I looked up angel number 2-13 and it says the angel of guiding you towards your goals.
24:47Oh.
24:48And encouraging you in your abilities.
24:52You want to know who I told?
24:53Put it in the family chat.
24:55You want to know what Courtney's response was?
24:57Yes.
24:58What do you think it was?
24:59I...
25:00Something great and positive and...
25:01No.
25:02No.
25:09You want to know what Courtney's response was?
25:11What do you think it was?
25:12I...
25:13Something great and positive and...
25:14No.
25:15No, it was...
25:16I think it's dad probably saying that you shouldn't do the bar.
25:20You've got enough on your plate.
25:22You've got four kids.
25:23And I was like, huh.
25:25It's like, well, Courtney, I'm three months away.
25:27I'm taking it.
25:28I want to do this for myself.
25:29So as much as you discourage it, I'm doing it.
25:32Courtney, listen to me.
25:35I'm a workaholic.
25:36I'm everything you think I am.
25:38I'm a psycho and I want to learn.
25:40And I'd rather be in law school than sitting home all day.
25:44I'd rather be at law school than doing anything that you could possibly think that I would rather be doing.
25:49I want to be in law school.
25:50Okay?
25:51I love it.
25:52It's my passion.
25:53I die for it.
25:54How else can I say it to you?
25:56Do you want me to say it in Japanese?
25:57Do you want me to say it in Chinese?
26:00Do you want me to say it in German?
26:02Do you want me to say it in Spanish?
26:04That's how much I mean it.
26:09Like what language do you speak for me to get you to understand that I live, breathe for law school.
26:16I love it.
26:17Do you get it?
26:18And I said, you know what court?
26:19I thought about it and I did not come to this earth to rest in this incarnation.
26:27It's my life.
26:29In order to follow.
26:30Give me love it.
26:31I can't believe all that you have in my life.
26:35Show me what you got!
26:36Show me what you got!
26:38Show me what you got!
26:39Show me what you got!
26:40Show me what you got!
26:41Show me what you got!
26:44You look so cute!
26:45Hi!
26:46Hi!
26:47Hi!
26:48Go potty go straight!
26:49Go potty go trans!
26:50we are finally launching cloud popcorn to the masses and we are doing a surprise pop-up launch
26:58party at barry's barry who is not dead everybody he is alive and thriving hi hi guys and we're
27:07gonna go by the grove afterwards hi how are you nice to see you hi how are you doing good i love
27:13no hugging okay i always love having my kids around for really big moments as much as possible
27:21can i have a kiss no me not yourself
27:24tatum and true have been taste testers and along for a lot of the cloud journey so i want them here
27:35for this
27:36let's give out popcorn to people true you want to pass out some popcorn i think it's so much fun
27:49for my kids to be here when i was a kid i loved having responsibility i still love having
27:54responsibility and i try to make my kids have responsibilities whether they be big or small
27:58but then for them to showcase their responsibilities it's like they feel so fulfilled
28:03can i do sea salt please yeah you guys want the light flavors okay
28:09yeah kettle corn oh perfect amazing you read my mind wow thank you she's a good employee
28:16good job true i also think for my kids to see that i started something and completed something and that
28:23i'm out there putting myself out there i think it's good for my kids to work a little bit we're not
28:29making them do child labor they're allowed to do whatever they want but i think work can be play
28:35as long as you get the business done and when you can have fun like that's epic i think my son ate
28:40that so i'm gonna get you a new one yeah no i can't work for free
28:46come on true come on true it makes me proud to see my kids completing tasks hopefully this will be
28:58a family-run business for decades upon decades you're doing amazing sweetie
29:05the hat doesn't fit if we have hair extensions i need hair extensions because my
29:28hair is short and i don't want short hair earlier today i was feeling really calm and then there was
29:33this shift in my energy because it wasn't really fitting and i was just stressing out a little bit
29:39because i felt like if i took off this time and flew here to new york i wanted it to be perfect
29:45and i'm already stressing that i didn't give it enough time and energy
29:48i just i'm like i need to be studying why am i here why like i just am really annoyed
29:55that i decided to come on this trip i want to go home this is just too much it's
30:03the dress they misunderstood they cut it three inches too short and it's a piece of alligator
30:12so we can't get another piece now we have to add a piece another's going to be a seam which will look
30:18it looks horrible i'm not going
30:19i've never heard you once say i might just not go you've never said that
30:26i'm just like exhausted i already feel so guilty that i'm here for this
30:36that like if it doesn't fit i'll just honestly go home
30:40i have no idea i'm gonna wake up in the morning the dress is either gonna fit or it's not
30:45so like it is what it is
30:47let's go
30:57okay so things are shaping up for the mat i was like about to cry last night
31:21what happened with the dress you were worried about the scene
31:24we ended up cutting it up the dress in like two pieces
31:28literally at one o'clock in the morning
31:29yeah i mean we were still fitting it three in the morning
31:32we have had to cut this up because it just the proportions weren't right
31:38cutting it close
31:39yeah
31:40it was really crazy
31:42we went to bed thinking like if it doesn't fit
31:45we must have quit
31:46we must quit
31:49so it fit
31:51last night north came in my room she gave me the cutest little balloon that says good luck
31:58and some flowers
31:59oh my gosh
32:03where did you get these
32:05in your work
32:06you know what this made my day
32:09so now you have to go now
32:10do you think so
32:11yeah what's the worst that could happen
32:13people hang on your outfit
32:15do they do that every year
32:17you're my motivating factor
32:20north knows that i'm like really discouraged
32:23she can feel that i'm so defeated
32:25and just the fact that she wanted to cheer me up
32:28and encourage me to go
32:29is just so sweet
32:31and i'm so moved
32:34that she doesn't want me to give up
32:37and she doesn't want me to like quit
32:38i don't want to let her down
32:40i want to like represent for her
32:41it's all good
32:43but it's like crunch time
32:45today i'm shooting chloe in wonderland
32:54and i'm really excited because port's going to be on
32:56so i don't know what the f*** today's going to be like
32:58hopefully it's good enough to be happy
33:00i'm so proud of chloe with her new podcast
33:07she's in black
33:09i'm in pink we sort of called it
33:11so many experts and people that we see on social media
33:15and to be able to access them
33:17and share them with a bigger audience
33:19i think it's such a fun thing for her to be able to do
33:22what a pretty set chloe
33:24oh my gosh darling
33:26do i sit here
33:27yeah
33:28that is a very intense cup
33:31size or crystals
33:32all of it
33:33thank you
33:34every last detail
33:36knew you had something to say about something
33:39so typically when i do podcasts
33:41i like study
33:42and i research my guests
33:44and like what am i going to ask them
33:45did you do any research
33:47for you today
33:48no
33:49i didn't
33:50but
33:51i don't know what we're going to talk about
33:53did somebody else
33:55write all your questions
33:56i have questions
33:57but
33:58oh we'll just figure it out
33:59when we're talking
33:59oh i was just like
34:00f*** the questions
34:01we're just going to talk
34:02so what do you want to talk about today
34:05to either throw them up in the air
34:07or you can go
34:08and see where it leads us
34:10welcome to chloe in wonderland
34:12i've been waiting to come down to wonderland
34:16you are
34:16the first sister
34:18wow
34:20wow
34:21i'm honored
34:21i love that i'm the first sister on chloe's podcast
34:25i didn't know that
34:26are you guys back on a group chat together
34:29i think i added her right back
34:31and just was like deal with this
34:32and then i think she kept removing herself
34:34and i kept adding her
34:35until she just was like whatever
34:37i'm sure she muted us
34:38but that's not my problem
34:39what are your issues with mom
34:42let's talk about that
34:44no i don't have issues
34:45i feel like subliminally
34:46well no i don't have issues
34:48now now i feel like i can
34:50ask her questions
34:51i think i had resentment
34:53about certain things
34:55even before i ever started therapy
34:57do you have tips for people
34:59that are blending families
35:00don't sweat the smell stuff
35:01but also i mean
35:02have a sense of humor
35:04if a teenager did something
35:06that's like what teenagers do
35:08right
35:09i'm not the role
35:10that has to make it a big deal
35:12i think something
35:13that bruce did so well
35:15with us
35:16or i could speak for myself
35:17is bruce never tried to be dad
35:19okay so
35:20that wasn't my experience
35:22okay
35:22but maybe that's why
35:24it became your experience
35:26thank you
35:27so grateful for that for you
35:29but
35:30really
35:31he
35:31yeah
35:32i think
35:33tried to be dad for you
35:34well not dad
35:35but tried to be
35:37controlling and bossy
35:38and would tell me
35:40certain friends can't come over
35:41i'd be like
35:42i want to call my dad
35:44and then he would like
35:44hang up the phone
35:45we would have like
35:47yelling wars
35:48yeah that is not my experience
35:50at all
35:50that's crazy
35:51see you can live in the same house
35:54being raised by the same parents
35:55and have
35:55not even know
35:56not even know
35:57and have totally different experiences
35:58well i'm sorry you went through that
36:00it was fine
36:01that's why i moved into dad's
36:03i had no clue
36:04i think that court
36:06had such blind loyalty to my dad
36:09which is wonderful
36:10no matter who
36:12bruce was or did
36:14i don't think
36:15anything would have been
36:17good enough for court
36:18at that time
36:18she was the oldest
36:20going through that divorce
36:21it's a lot
36:21emotionally on people
36:23where me
36:24i think i was like five
36:25when i met bruce
36:26it's like everything's a fairy tale
36:28and it's innocence
36:29and everything was just great
36:32in my eyes
36:33oh it's kimberly
36:36hi i'm doing my podcast with
36:40oh you are
36:42how's it going
36:43i'm the first sister guest
36:45how fun
36:47met monday
36:48i'm pretty
36:48thank you
36:50well i just wanted to say
36:52good luck today guys
36:54on doing your podcast
36:55no she didn't
36:56no you didn't
36:57you didn't know she was doing it
36:58yes i did
36:59i have a camera crew
37:00who told me
37:01oh productions
37:01that's so nice of them
37:03well good luck at the met ball
37:05good luck at the met
37:06we can't wait to see
37:08how everyone looks
37:09what time are you going out
37:10imagine being us
37:12and just being able to sit up
37:14and think
37:14watch everyone on the red carpet
37:17i can't wait
37:17yeah and imagine being us
37:19being able to walk down the red carpet
37:21how fun and exciting
37:22and all glammed up
37:23two different lives
37:24okay i love you guys
37:29have fun
37:29i love you
37:31bye
37:31bye
37:32bye guys
37:33bye
37:34she's always like
37:36isn't it so lucky
37:37to be sitting here
37:38doing nothing
37:38not having to glam
37:39i'm like no
37:41isn't it lucky
37:42that we are here
37:43everyone could have
37:44different likes
37:45it's just more of like
37:46the the judgment
37:48or the shame
37:48that her decision
37:50is the better decision
37:51watching it from home
37:52in her pajamas
37:53we get it
37:53we love pajamas
37:54but i want to be here
37:56and it's so fun
37:57what is your
37:58favorite memory
38:00of you and i
38:01as a duo
38:02or what's your least favorite
38:04you and i would gang up on kim
38:06okay
38:07for so long
38:08and then it felt like
38:10the tables turned
38:12so you didn't like both eras
38:14or you didn't like
38:14when kim and i
38:16would gang up on you
38:16no i liked when we ganged up on kim
38:18that was fun
38:19i don't think we're in a
38:21ganging up era
38:22i think we're just in a
38:23like different places era
38:25kim's working
38:26and has the kids
38:28chloe has her kids
38:29and is working
38:29and i have
38:30my kids
38:32and my husband
38:33is there anything
38:34that really bothers you
38:35about me
38:36i'm here to listen
38:38i mean
38:39sometimes
38:39yes let's go through
38:41the list
38:42go through the list
38:44sometimes
38:44you'll just like
38:45look
38:46at me with like
38:48just judging eyes
38:51oh no
38:51judging away
38:53okay
38:53it's not today's mood
38:55it's a certain mood
38:57okay
38:57i
38:58don't feel like
38:59maybe i do
39:00i don't know
39:00it's just kind of like
39:01oh
39:02yeah
39:03like i don't know
39:04it's just a little
39:04when i do it next
39:05will you call it out
39:06i will
39:07so i can be aware
39:08i will
39:09because i have a very
39:10expressive face
39:11and you would think
39:12i've had a lot of botox
39:13and it still just
39:14really
39:15shines on through
39:16so i don't do botox
39:18and it's sort of a joke
39:20courtney
39:21oh
39:21do you see the judging
39:23eyes now
39:23yeah
39:24okay
39:24they're here
39:25with no other facial
39:27expression
39:27just the judging eyes
39:29okay
39:29okay courtney
39:30this was great
39:32good
39:32it was great for me
39:33too
39:33i could talk to you
39:34all day
39:35you know
39:36it's like you're my
39:36sister or something
39:37i'll do a little of
39:47the white wine to start
39:48the team worked overnight
39:50and i feel like we've
39:51gotten there
39:52i am so much happier
39:53today
39:53and i think that
39:55it's all working out
39:56it looks so clean
39:58and nice
39:58like this
39:59yeah
40:00it looks so nice
40:00yeah
40:01perfect
40:03yeah
40:03what time is it
40:055.48
40:05i feel really chill
40:07actually
40:08i feel really chill
40:09i have my wine
40:11i'm switching to tequila
40:12in a little bit
40:13just to numb
40:14completely
40:15wow
40:22so much better
40:24like night and day
40:25it fits
40:26like a glove
40:27it's perfect
40:28i love the whole vibe
40:30i think it's like
40:31so gangster
40:32and cool
40:33and like rocker
40:35badass
40:36and i'm really happy
40:37with it
40:37everyone don't kill me
40:39but i feel like i could
40:40pee
40:40no kim
40:41please don't
40:42are you sure
40:43should we all say a prayer
40:47glam team
40:47yeah
40:48you want to lead the prayer
40:49or no
40:49sure
40:50okay
40:50dear lord jesus
40:52thank you for taking us here today
40:54to the mat
40:55make sure my mom has the best outfit
40:57and in the name we pray amen
41:00amen
41:00thank you
41:01i'll just say a thank you
41:02to everyone that was involved in this
41:04it takes a lot of hard work and prep
41:06and that doesn't go unnoticed
41:09you know
41:10that all the hard work that we put in it
41:12let's pray that everyone looks good
41:14and let's pray that we look great
41:16we're gonna give him a matter
41:17just keep an eye out for you
41:41we're popping out a little bit like
41:43it's nothing nobody's ever seen before
41:45tiktok went nuts over the fact that my security stepped on my dress
41:58and then i turned around to see who it was or what was going on
42:02they thought it was like a death stare
42:04if anything ripped or broke it would have been crazy
42:08and then you would have seen me gone nuts
42:10but that just a stare come on
42:12it wasn't like a chris jenner stare or yell
42:15so relax
42:16wow that's shady
42:18your crack comes out just a little bit
42:26this is the longest ride you've ever done
42:38this is so stressful
42:49apparently there's an f1 race car movie provo that is stopping traffic
42:55it held up the line like 45 minutes to an hour
42:58so i time out my night based on when i'm gonna have to pee
43:03so it's like throwing me off and like giving me more pee anxiety
43:06because i can only hold it for so long
43:09i am i am losing my mind
43:12are we anywhere near it
43:14what's happening
43:17i mean this is crazy
43:19what time is it
43:20so i am maybe the latest i've ever been to a met gala
43:26vogue is freaking out because they didn't realize
43:28i'm gonna lay in the line
43:29they had to like shut streets down and stop everybody
43:32there was crazy crazy traffic
43:35so i'm a little stressed
43:36i don't like being late
43:37i don't like the build up that it causes
43:40like especially sitting in traffic on your way to an event
43:42that you're already a little nervous about
43:44how far are you
43:46okay i'm probably closer than you
43:49try and find me in the line
43:51okay bye
43:52do you see it
43:55we got
43:55we're almost there
44:13northy i love you
44:14thank you for being here with me
44:16another mess is what it's about
44:18i don't think i could do it without you
44:19i love you
44:20okay we're here
44:23all you gotta do
44:24get up those stairs
44:26we've done it a million times
44:27i know
44:28all right guys thank you everyone
44:30bye
44:31i love you
44:32incredible
44:32we made it
44:33this is the fun part
44:35we got
44:36camp
44:37how are you
44:42it is always so fun to go to big events like this and know that my sisters are also going to be in the room
45:01it relieves a lot of the nerves
45:03it's always so fun to come to the mat and i really feel like it's like a big sister night out
45:14you had to glue your feet into your shoes
45:17it hurt
45:18max told me to tape my feet into the shoe
45:22i didn't think taping my feet
45:24into my shoes would be a big thing
45:27but i guess it
45:28it is
45:29the heels were
45:30two sizes too big and i didn't want to drip on the carpet
45:32now my feet are stuck in the
45:34oh my god it's wild
45:36ow
45:37we did it
45:43pizza
45:47pizza
45:48donuts
45:49our annual pizza
45:50we killed it
45:52everyone's loving
45:53it was worth the drums
45:54you guys what are we gonna do
45:56i want these necklaces
45:57hulu disney
45:58will you buy them for me
46:00how much
46:0120 million dollars
46:02guys that necklace
46:05oh my god
46:06it's a deal
46:07it's really a deal
46:09for having the number one show on hulu
46:11come on guys
46:12guys the daily mail
46:15we're on the list of the best dress
46:17yay
46:18yay
46:19kimberly
46:21what guys are out here for us
46:23i don't know i thought we were gonna meet someone tonight
46:26have you ever tried to set him up on a date
46:29huh
46:30have i tried to set him on a date
46:32you guys are always
46:32probably
46:33probably
46:34set up with every person she's ever
46:37i was gonna say yeah
46:38oh don't get it started
46:41she's miss cupid
46:41okay so lala is my bestie
46:45like
46:46i know where all the berries are bodied
46:49what did i say that wrong
46:50yes
46:51i know where all of her bodies are buried
46:54and she knows like
46:57everything everything everything
46:59like
47:01yeah
47:03i'm tired but we're gonna fly home at four in the morning
47:07so that's three hours
47:08you have like more stamina than anybody else
47:11i'm not
47:12i'm not human
47:13the robot
47:14okay mom i love you
47:15i'm getting ready for the next look
47:16i kind of feel like going to the after parties tonight
47:19we're just feeling it a little bit
47:21and then first thing in the morning
47:22we're gonna go home
47:23i'm gonna drop north off
47:25and then i'm gonna swap my bags
47:27and go straight to paris
47:28for the robbery trial
47:30good times
47:32we did it
47:33killed it
47:34bye
47:35love you
47:36bye everyone
47:37i love you
47:38thank you so much for making
47:40the met dream
47:41come true
47:42seriously
47:43love you guys
47:44next on the kardashians
47:51we just landed in paris
47:53look at those guns
47:54look right behind
47:55the shield
47:55we are here for the trial
47:58it'll be over soon
47:59these guys are so aggressive
48:01the paparazzi are surrounding us
48:04oh my god
48:05this just doesn't feel safe
48:07i just want to go in and like all diamonds
48:09i think you should
48:10i don't like when people tell me what to do
48:13wait do you think we really should walk in there with all the diamonds on
48:17should we rethink this
48:18i want to taunt the out of these losers
48:23him is three feet from the perpetrators
48:28what a scary thing
48:29i was like really
48:30yeah and like tears were coming down
48:33that was six hours of torture
48:37is it out
48:38yeah
48:39the verdict is in
48:40oh my gosh
48:41oh my gosh
48:43show me what you got
48:48show me what you got
48:51show me what you got
48:57take me to paradise
48:59dip it to the ocean vibes
49:02sometimes you shade my eyes
49:05oh now don't stop
49:07show me what you got
49:09oh
49:10oh
49:11oh
49:12oh
49:14oh
49:15oh
49:16oh
49:17oh
49:18party don't stop
49:19show me what you got
49:21there's a moment when the maryland dress gets brought up
49:29and chris appleton's like oh god please don't bring that out
49:31oh my god i will bring this up to the end of time
49:33i don't know why but everyone told me don't do maryland hair
49:37you're gonna look like a wax figure of maryland
49:40we just thought we wanted to be blonde
49:42i should have been like dark jackie o vibes hair
49:45i've actually photoshopped it 500 different ways
49:48after the fact like last year
49:50to see do you want to see because i have tortured chris appleton on this decision
49:54should it have been
49:56a maryland vibe hair
49:58in blonde
49:58should it have been
50:00more of a jackie o
50:02dark
50:03either one of these would have worked
50:04i think it should have been
50:05you
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