The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 01- Feels Like the Old Days
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00:00Wow.
00:01Guns.
00:02Look at the jesheen guns.
00:03Is this what it's going to be like?
00:05I am terrified out of my mind.
00:08They're like, someone has a hit out on you.
00:11They're saying, I was asking for it.
00:15It's changed our lives forever.
00:17Look at them.
00:18They shouldn't be allowed in, right?
00:20Look at these people.
00:21Back up.
00:22Back up.
00:23Oh, my God.
00:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25This just doesn't feel safe.
00:27This season on The Kardashians.
00:29I got that new, new vibe.
00:32I just love to chat with Khloe.
00:35You did.
00:36I'm thinking, what a pussy.
00:38Bye.
00:39This train is right on track.
00:41She's just talking shit about everything and everyone.
00:44You are projecting.
00:46I'm exhausted for you.
00:48Are you exhausted that you're being a bitch all the time?
00:51I'm not shaming.
00:53Don't take it personally.
00:54You can suck my big fat .
00:57Biggest star in the world.
00:58You go to Antarctica, the Penguins know who the Kardashians are.
01:02This morning, Kim Kardashian walking into court.
01:05Reliving the terrifying night when armed robbers held her at gunpoint.
01:09This morning, the suspects in that violent crime are now on trial.
01:13Do you think we really should walk in there with all the diamonds on?
01:16Should we rethink this?
01:17No.
01:18I want to be who I want to be.
01:20Okay.
01:21And I feel like they took that away from me.
01:22You really love to ruin everyone's vibes.
01:24I was studying.
01:25I had to do-
01:26No, you were glamming.
01:27Make them stop.
01:28I heard footsteps walking into my room.
01:32You can only imagine how I'm feeling right now.
01:34I'm having a panic attack at these phone calls.
01:37Like, you guys are freaking me out.
01:39Make them stop.
01:41Oh, my gosh.
01:42Pop.
01:43I can't get arrested.
01:45Oh, my gosh.
01:46My one call, I guess, Kim.
01:49Kim is my lawyer.
01:50I'm finishing up law school.
01:52I'm hoping to take the bar this year.
01:54The roller coaster is insane.
01:57I'm just, like, so emotional about it.
02:00I just don't think I did that good on the last set.
02:03And it's, like, messing with me.
02:06Make them stop.
02:09I think we're just in a different places era.
02:12Everything is so different.
02:14And it's really sad.
02:16There's, like, a little aneurysm.
02:18Whoa.
02:19They're, like, just stressed.
02:20And I'm like...
02:21People think that I have the luxury of walking away.
02:25This week has been the hardest week of my life.
02:28I'm happy it's over.
02:30My ex will be in my life no matter what.
02:34We have four kids together.
02:36Last night, I was like, why the is this happening?
02:40You're not allowed to tell anyone.
02:41Okay.
02:42I'm serious.
02:43Okay.
02:44Dear Heavenly Father, give me the patience.
02:46It's not that big of a deal.
02:47Okay, but those aren't my directions.
02:49Because I'm about to lose my shit.
02:51Let's not sweat the small stuff.
02:53Shit happens, Chloe.
02:54I'm really disappointed in you.
02:56Me too.
02:57When you become responsible for so many people
03:00and so many businesses
03:01and every single thing you don't do.
03:02Maybe you have to be responsible for yourself, too.
03:08Hello.
03:09My name is Kim Kardashian.
03:12I wish.
03:13Already drunk.
03:14But I need another.
03:15What's going on?
03:16Robert, would you ever come back and start filming?
03:20You bitches better watch out.
03:26Noise.
03:27Chicken.
03:28Hi.
03:30I don't know who to believe, but I feel like it's crazy and crazy.
03:35Yes.
03:36This is cheap.
03:38This is gonna be good.
03:39Is Bob here?
03:40No judgment, but it's good TV.
03:42Bobby.
03:43Season seven.
03:45Spirit fingers.
03:46Is that right?
03:47Or am I supposed to slam it?
03:48Let's do it.
03:49We are back.
03:50You have no idea what's coming.
03:51Maybe some familiar faces are back this season.
03:53Season seven, I am here for the ride.
03:55We're back and we're refreshed.
03:57So take a good look at this story.
03:59We're back.
04:00We're back.
04:01We're back.
04:02We're back.
04:03We're back.
04:04We're back.
04:05We're back.
04:06We're back.
04:07We're back.
04:08We're back.
04:09We're back.
04:10We're back.
04:11Good look at this moneymaker guys.
04:13Cause I'm getting a facelift next week on Wednesday.
04:16Oh yeah.
04:18So enjoy.
04:20You are looking amazing.
04:22Oh, thank you.
04:23What have you been up to?
04:27Uh.
04:41She's on her way.
04:42Curb your loins.
04:43She's coming.
04:44She's coming?
04:47She's coming!
04:52She's coming!
05:14Get Domenico on the front.
05:18Where is that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday?
05:22Where is Kim?
05:24Is she in a law school or something?
05:27RSVP, yes, to the Tommy Hilfiger show.
05:31Where's Kylie?
05:32Am I reaching for the stars?
05:35Is my lunch here?
05:37Is the Courtney meeting confirmed for later?
05:45Yes.
05:46And what time does Kylie wrap?
05:473 p.m.
05:48Get me and Chloe on the phone.
05:49And where's my steak?
05:51Is the El Dorado Meadow House staged?
05:54Is it ready to go to market?
05:56Perfect.
05:59Oh, I don't want that.
06:01I'm going to have lunch with Corey.
06:03That's all.
06:04I don't want problems.
06:08I want solutions.
06:10Why is no one ready?
06:17They could describe everything with one single word.
06:30Everything's fine.
06:32Howdy, howdy.
06:33This ain't Mr. Hawley.
06:35I'm legit.
06:36I'm legit.
06:37Wow.
06:39You have a very old school glamour.
06:42Oh, thank you.
06:43Yeah, very chic.
06:44Tracee.
06:45Tracee.
06:46Tracee.
06:47I love being 40.
06:48Being 40 has been sensational.
06:51And I'm thrilled.
06:53I saw a meme or a quote or something and it was like, why are you so happy?
06:58And the person said, because I'm not dating.
07:00And I'm like, yes, I actually feel great with that energy right now.
07:06Palisades fire 63% containment.
07:08There's no way it's still burning.
07:10Eaten fire 89% containment.
07:12But they're letting them burn the brush.
07:14It's all controlled.
07:16Oh.
07:17It's not structures.
07:18Dude, that shit got close, boy.
07:22Los Angeles is a city under siege, battling the most destructive wildfires in its history.
07:28It's heart-wrenching to watch all of Hidden Hills were evacuated.
07:34So many of the people that we love have lost everything they had.
07:39Everybody was kind of on edge thinking like anything could happen at any moment.
07:44It was just hard to even wrap my head around it.
07:48My mom was in New York.
07:50She got her face done the day of the fires.
07:54We didn't want to stress her out and she was obviously out of it.
07:57But my grandma was near us, so we all were packing up her stuff, packing up all of my stuff.
08:04I'm in a rental.
08:05It was just insanity.
08:08So scary for everybody involved and so devastating for all of those people who lost their homes.
08:14And I just pray about all of these people all the time, along with my family and our deepest condolences to anyone who's been affected by this.
08:27The police were coming by.
08:30Me too.
08:31Evacuating people.
08:32Yeah, me too.
08:33I just kept saying I'm leaving.
08:35I just got Tatum out of there and then I had to stay and find the cats.
08:39Oh, they were outside?
08:40No, they stay inside.
08:42But they were hidden inside.
08:43They were hiding.
08:44Like, I guess they know.
08:46They could tell?
08:47Well, yes.
08:49Cats are good.
08:49And it was crazy.
08:50So me and security had to, like, look around the house and find them.
08:54I literally lifted, like, three mattresses.
08:56So your security was looking for pussy?
08:58Yeah, they were.
09:00Not a bad job.
09:02Nope.
09:02Did the pod air on the night of the fires?
09:06Yes.
09:07Okay, number one, this is, you are the very first person that is recording with me.
09:11No, what?
09:12In my podcast space.
09:12Oh, I didn't know that.
09:13We were in the top five.
09:16I did end up using Scott for my first episode.
09:20And it just so happens that the second week of January, the California wildfires broke out.
09:26And it obviously was not the right time to launch anything.
09:30We're all scrambling and evacuating.
09:33And the very last thing that anyone is doing is listening to a podcast.
09:38So I'm like the guinea pig?
09:39Yes.
09:40And then I'm not even the first step?
09:41Well, I don't know.
09:42Oh, because you'll probably get somebody more famous than me.
09:44No, it just depends what you give me today.
09:46That's horse manure.
09:46Well, hey, let's see what you got.
09:47I'll give you everything I've always wanted to give you.
09:49But I, oh, I'm scared.
09:51Believe it or not, I mean, with everything going on, it still is doing really, really, really great.
09:58I have something I got to throw past you.
10:03Okay.
10:03And you can tell me what you think.
10:05Okay.
10:05So, I've been thinking about it for a minute.
10:11And I, you know, the fires were kind of crazy.
10:14And everything I feel like in California has been pretty crazy.
10:18I think I might move back to New York.
10:22Shut up.
10:22Yeah.
10:23I just don't really have that much reason to live in Hidden Hills anymore.
10:34I just don't really have that much reason to live in Hidden Hills anymore.
10:48What about Mason?
10:49He'd probably move with me.
10:52That's insanity.
10:54Yeah.
10:55And then I would, you know, fly the other kids out.
10:59Where would you guys live?
11:00Probably uptown.
11:01I'm glad you'd go to school, like a private school uptown.
11:04Moving to New York?
11:05Where the f*** is this coming from?
11:07What are you going to do with your kids?
11:08Are they going to be bi-coastal?
11:10Are you getting rid of your house here?
11:12Does Courtney know?
11:13How does she feel about this?
11:14Are you still going to film the show?
11:16What's happening?
11:17I would probably sell this house.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:20And I'd sell the other houses that I'm building.
11:22And then I would do the same thing there.
11:24Just, you know, do buildings and apartments and stuff like that.
11:27I don't think any of this is thoroughly thought out.
11:31This is like an impulse purchase, but an impulse move.
11:35And that, that's never good.
11:37But the biggest thing is obviously Penelope and Rain and the how much and how easy it would
11:43be for them to be there and get back and forth and me come back and forth.
11:49But I haven't talked to, like, Court or the kids or anything like that yet.
11:53Yeah, would Mason be okay with it?
11:57Well, I don't know.
12:00I'd have to figure out the plan of how often I would see my kids.
12:06It's obviously, that would be the biggest factor.
12:09Factor.
12:10But I do kind of feel like that's what I want to do.
12:18A lot of people lately have asked me, like, what are you doing in Hidden Hills, you know,
12:22like, with your social life?
12:24And I'm like, well, you know, I don't do a ton.
12:28Scott is like a brother to me.
12:30I've known Scott for over 20 years.
12:33We started the shows together.
12:35We have so much history.
12:37And so regardless, Scott is always going to be family to me.
12:41And I don't want to lose any of my family.
12:43I want us all to be together and to stick together.
12:47I'm just so used to my life being the way it is, that if I don't do anything, I just feel
12:53like I might regret it one day.
12:54You're just comfortable.
12:55It's easier.
12:55Like, in my 40s, I never socialized.
12:58Yeah.
12:59But when I was in my 20s and 30s, I was a damn butterfly.
13:02I think we're jumping the gun here a little bit.
13:05I think we're jumping the gun here a little bit.
13:35I have one of my horses down the street in the neighborhood, so I'm often around, riding
13:40through the trails and stuff.
13:42My mom will probably kill me, but you can let it meet grass.
13:45Come here.
13:45My mom and Chloe had texted me that they were going to El Dorado, and I thought, why not
13:49stop by while I was out on the trails?
13:53Hey.
13:54This way, sir.
13:55Hey.
13:56Hi.
13:57El Dorado Meadow is a house that I have owned since 2008 or 2009, I think.
14:04I want to show you what Ryan did.
14:06Put on a budget.
14:08We were shooting our family TV show there for a long time, and at one point or another,
14:15everyone, I think, has lived at El Dorado Meadow.
14:18I miss all those wonderful times that we've had at El Dorado Meadow, and I miss the memories,
14:24but I think it's time to move on.
14:27It's time to let go of that and let somebody else enjoy that beautiful space with that fantastic
14:33energy.
14:39So, what do you guys think?
14:40It looks so good.
14:42So much brighter.
14:43So much nicer.
14:44Wait, were these floors here the whole time under that mirror thing?
14:47Under the glass.
14:48Oh, thank God you didn't take them out.
14:50Yeah.
14:51That mirror situation was crazy.
14:52I know.
14:53You know, some of the choices I made were just growing up in different chapters.
14:57I get it.
14:57Yeah, of course.
14:58It's really bittersweet to walk through the El Dorado Meadow house because this house holds
15:03so many significant memories.
15:06I got engaged at this home.
15:09We're having a baby.
15:10I announced I was pregnant with True at this home in the backyard.
15:15The parties we've thrown there, the fighting, the love.
15:18There's so much heart within these walls, and those black and white floors will always
15:24be, dare I say, iconic.
15:26Doesn't this bring back so many memories?
15:30Oh my God, it's going to be so sad that it's gone.
15:32I know.
15:32Kendall and Kylie lived here.
15:34What's the thought behind letting it go?
15:37Cash.
15:38Oh my God.
15:39I mean, is that a question?
15:43I know they turned your room into a closet.
15:45I know, so not nice.
15:47I lost for my virginity in that room.
15:49What?
15:51Stop it.
15:52Where was I?
15:56But how did you do it if they were home?
15:58Was I in the next room?
15:59I actually didn't.
16:00You did.
16:00I didn't.
16:01I didn't.
16:02Yeah, it was at his house.
16:03Yeah, that's what I wanted.
16:04What?
16:04Were they not home?
16:05Because I can't even pee at home.
16:06No, you guys didn't care.
16:07No, it was...
16:08Didn't care?
16:09Not only did she not know, she really didn't give a s**t.
16:12She was like, oh, you're going out till Wednesday?
16:14Great.
16:15Never come back.
16:16I love that I remember where you lost your virginity.
16:19I just looked.
16:20I was like, why do I?
16:21We're children number five and six, and she's just...
16:24She has no more energy for us.
16:26My dad was more, like, strict on the rules.
16:29Let's go upstairs.
16:30Oh, my room.
16:33My closet.
16:34So sad.
16:36Mom said, as soon as you're out, turn this into a closet.
16:39So sad.
16:40My bathroom's still the same, though.
16:42Even sadder.
16:43I'm actually really upset about this.
16:45The fact that I could hear her driving away while they were starting construction might
16:50be a bit of a problem, but, you know, call me crazy.
16:54I had to do what I had to do, and I needed a closet, and guys, I built one, okay?
17:00Wait, can I have a bite of this Krispy Kreme?
17:03Wait, I was just going to say, are those real?
17:05Ryan, are these new?
17:07They're from last week, don't you do?
17:09I like the skinny glass top.
17:11I think they're good.
17:13We should have a farewell dinner here.
17:16I'm so down.
17:17Yeah.
17:17And just have us all come and have dinner.
17:19At the dining room table.
17:20Can we have fresh Krispy Kremes?
17:22Yeah.
17:22I will take any family time I can get.
17:25Lately, that has not been happening.
17:27Like, I have a baby.
17:28I'm married.
17:29I have a boyfriend.
17:30I have a shoot tomorrow.
17:31I'm in another country.
17:32Nobody gives a f***, and nobody makes an effort, and it's super obnoxious.
17:38I would absolutely love if everyone came to dinner one last time at this house all together.
17:43Shut the f*** up and make this a priority.
17:47It looks so good, Ryan.
17:48I'm so glad you like it.
17:49Ryan, I love.
17:50The memories go back so far, and we've celebrated so many things.
17:54Birthday parties, engagements, weddings.
17:57All of our favorite holidays have been celebrated at this house for over a decade, and I just
18:04think that it would be really great to have one last supper in the house as a family.
18:09I'm more shocked than he's like...
18:11I've never seen ours want to get fat.
18:13I'm so chill about the camera.
18:14His eyes are beautiful.
18:16Hey, you're so fine.
18:17That's so cool what you just did.
18:19Okay.
18:20Kendall gets compliments no matter what she does.
18:23Oh, look at you with a white feeder and jeans.
18:25It's like, I wear the same thing.
18:26No one says s*** to me.
18:42Ooh, thank you.
18:44There's a juice snack guy that gets you whatever you want.
18:48It's heaven here.
18:51I am shooting a Ryan Murphy TV show.
18:55This is a much bigger role.
18:57There's no pressure for this role.
18:59I am terrified out of my f***ing mind.
19:02I'm acting, but also producing this.
19:06I've never been through this process.
19:07Being a number one on the call sheet and the heading a project.
19:12Like what that means.
19:13Hi.
19:14This is different.
19:16It's a full character.
19:17I play a lawyer.
19:18The most amazing cast.
19:20Naomi Watts, Nisi Nash, Sarah Poulsen, Glenn Close, Tiana Taylor.
19:26We're like these kick-ass women.
19:28And there's a lot of drama in this law firm.
19:31Whoa.
19:32The whole legal SWAT team.
19:33Nice to see you, Francine.
19:35I always want to say like Fran, I always want to say Fran SWAT.
19:39That's probably what I'm saying.
19:40Filming a TV show is just a whole different beast.
19:44Being on a reality show is really schedule friendly.
19:48And so jumping into something where sometimes I have to leave my house at 4 a.m.
19:53It's just a really big life commitment.
19:56And I'm super grateful for this opportunity.
19:59It's just, I think I was, you know, figuring out what the process is.
20:03Learning as I go has been really interesting.
20:07We suggest primary physical custody for our client.
20:11It's just crazy to think we've been filming this for seven months.
20:14I had to film so much with a broken foot and work around it.
20:18I was like, I can't extend it because then I have bar prep.
20:21Like my schedule is micromanaged.
20:23If Mr. Bishop begins discussing politics or his theories, that visit will be terminated immediately.
20:31You want to know what's so crazy is that I haven't had psoriasis since I've gotten a divorce.
20:39Stop.
20:40And it just started coming back.
20:42Anytime I feel like things get a little...
20:48Yep.
20:50My psoriasis came back.
20:53I just have psoriasis all over my legs.
20:55That's just because you're stressed out.
20:58Well, tell the father of my children to stop acting up and then I won't stress out and get psoriasis.
21:03How were you doing with all that?
21:05I was pretty tested, I will say.
21:08Very tested.
21:10I mean, I have psoriasis again.
21:12I could...
21:13I felt it coming.
21:14I mean, I felt more stressed probably just because I had to, you know, super, super protect what I had to protect.
21:24My kids are involved now.
21:26What's your coping mechanism?
21:29Mmm.
21:32I don't know.
21:37I really don't know.
21:39Your ex-husband, when you see the behavior happening, just like everybody else sees it, what's going through your mind?
21:53When you see the behavior happening, just like everybody else sees it, what's going through your mind?
22:00My poor kids.
22:02Everyone around can handle it.
22:04But, like...
22:07Protect my babies.
22:15Hi.
22:17Are they asleep?
22:18Chai, look who's on the phone.
22:20Guess.
22:22I'm gonna do the prank.
22:24Oh, you're gonna do a prank on Drew?
22:26No, remember that we said that's cool.
22:30We said they go to the basement and just make candy.
22:33Oh, okay.
22:36They're gonna know things.
22:38They're gonna grow up.
22:39They're gonna see.
22:40So my job as a mom is to just make sure that at a time when that behavior is happening, is just to make sure that they are protected.
22:50It was the first time I think one of my kids knew what was happening.
22:55I've been able to hide it for so long.
22:59I always felt like I had a little bit of, like, Stockholm Syndrome to where I always felt really bad and always protected and always, like, wanted to, to help.
23:11And this was the first time I didn't feel that responsibility personally.
23:16You know, I should have stuck it out.
23:17I could have helped, you know.
23:19Like, this was the first time I was just like...
23:22As much as people think that I have the luxury of walking away and not dealing ever again, that's not my reality.
23:34This person, we have four kids together.
23:37Or it's very confusing because it'll be all this talk on the Internet of, like, I'm keeping the kids.
23:44He's never once called and asked.
23:46But then I'll wake up and it's on Twitter that I'm keeping the kids.
23:49So it's just when it's not true and not rational, I just have to, like, I can't engage all the time.
23:57What are you doing, Chicago?
23:59What a cutie!
24:03Tatum, say goodnight, Tatey Kiki.
24:05Goodbye!
24:08Goodbye!
24:09Will you sleep at my house one time?
24:11Oh, you can have a cutie.
24:14It's a divorce, not a kidnapping.
24:18We haven't left.
24:19We're in the same spot.
24:20We have the same address, so he knows where his kids are at.
24:23What happened to the house that you bought next door?
24:25And we were going to, like, co-parent and do it, like, back and forth.
24:27And you take him to school every day.
24:29I was like, have dinner with us every night.
24:31Let's have dinner as a family every night.
24:32And obviously it was just that wasn't what he wanted.
24:35And I get that.
24:36Maybe that's too much.
24:37But that's just what I saw from my mom and my stepdad and my dad.
24:41So it was like I just saw the best co-parenting, the best healthy relationships.
24:46So it is what it is.
24:51But it's over for now.
24:54So it's like you breathe, you get, and then you're, like, get antsy, like, it's been a
24:59little too quiet.
25:01It's gearing up.
25:05Has he ever apologized?
25:07No.
25:08I'm not looking for it.
25:10I don't, I don't care.
25:11Why can't I have blue eyes?
25:19Well, because you just were born with beautiful brown eyes.
25:22Is it sad?
25:23It is so f***ing sad.
25:25But I can't stress too much about that.
25:28I still have to worry about so many other things.
25:30And I can't be a mess and then have them see that.
25:34If they think I'm okay, then they'll be strong too.
25:37Do you know your dad wore contact lenses once of blue eyes?
25:41I'll show you a picture of that too.
25:43You know you can put contacts in when you're bigger.
25:46Come in.
25:47We've got to be there at that time, sorry.
25:49Okay, bye.
25:50I love you, bye.
25:50Hold on to home.
25:52Good morning.
26:10Ready for the boot camp?
26:12No, not at all.
26:14Malika and I are on our way to Barry's Burt,
26:16for a workout and for a Lemmy event that Simon Huck invited me to.
26:23I don't know if even Courtney knew I was invited.
26:26It's going to be great.
26:28I was at my mom's and she came there.
26:30And I go, oh, I'm going to your event tomorrow.
26:32She's like, you are?
26:34And I go, yeah.
26:34And she's like, that's nice.
26:37And I'm like, okay.
26:37You know we gon' run it up.
26:44This is what you really want.
26:46You know we gon' run it up.
26:49Scurrilous.
26:50Scurrilous.
26:52Do you know what scurrilous means?
26:53No, is that your word of the day?
26:55Scurrilous is like scandalous, insulting, offensive.
27:00Okay, that was f***ing scurrilous.
27:03Hi.
27:03Mom.
27:04I know.
27:05What, my angel?
27:06Don't be so scurrilous with the things you say.
27:11Okay.
27:13I won't.
27:14What does scurrilous mean?
27:16Exactly.
27:17My word of the day is I don't give a damnesia.
27:21Oh, damnesia.
27:23Well, we're on our way to work out with Courtney.
27:26Oh, wow.
27:27She's coming out of the house and wearing sweatpants?
27:30I don't know what she's wearing.
27:31And we're also doing car cams, so don't be crazy.
27:34Don't be scurrilous.
27:35Oh, wow.
27:36Okay.
27:37I'd like to know what rocker t-shirt she's wearing today.
27:40I can't wait.
27:41Okay.
27:43You scurrilous little squirrel.
27:46Jealous?
27:47You wish Corey had the coolest rocker tee collection in town.
27:52Like, what are you going to wear of Corey's?
27:54A silk button-down?
27:57She probably would.
27:57Court, I love your rocker t-shirts, and I support anything you want to wear.
28:02Rock on with your bad self.
28:04Skurrilous.
28:08I just learned how to wink if you can't tell.
28:10Okay, you little squirrels.
28:12Okay, Skurly.
28:13Bye.
28:14Bye.
28:15I'm so excited that we're in traffic.
28:19We might miss a bit of the boot camp.
28:21I don't think so.
28:23You already know Courtney's not going to be anywhere near on time, because she, I doubt,
28:28has left yet.
28:28And I don't think she realizes.
28:30Check on that.
28:30I should tell her.
28:34Hi.
28:35Hi, are you on your way?
28:37I'm on my way.
28:38Me and Travis.
28:39Oh, nice.
28:40Remember when Barry called me fat?
28:44No.
28:44Who is Barry?
28:46This was years and years ago, and we were running, and I stopped, and he was like,
28:50that's why you're fat.
28:52And I was like, that's why I'm here.
28:54Stop it.
28:55Yes.
28:56I was fatter, and we were working out, and I, like,
28:58remember taking a break, because I, like, couldn't run, and he was like, that's why
29:03you're fat.
29:03And I just remember, like, God, that's a weird way to encourage people.
29:08But it was a different time.
29:11This was, like, 2006.
29:12Biggest loser and diet pills, and you were allowed to call people fat, but we never spoke
29:17after that.
29:18That's literally the whole exchange.
29:20Okay, well, we'll see you soon.
29:22Bye.
29:22Bye.
29:28Tell me what we're doing, Simon.
29:39Okay, so we're going to do the class together, but I have you with, like, a, kind of like
29:43a Britney Spears mic, like, hyping people on and welcoming everyone.
29:47You just come in.
29:48No, there's no speech.
29:49No.
29:50No, there's no speech.
29:51Just welcome to, welcome to Barry's.
29:53Welcome to Barry's.
29:55Bitches, wait, Chloe just told me a story.
29:58We don't have to use this.
29:59Okay.
29:59It said Barry called her fat.
30:02Oh, the fat, he passed away, though.
30:04The initial, Barry.
30:06Okay.
30:08Hi.
30:09Hi.
30:09Hi.
30:11Barry passed away.
30:13Huh?
30:13Barry passed away.
30:14I said, oh, I don't know.
30:19I said it to Simon.
30:21And then he goes, he passed away.
30:24And then I said, oh.
30:25R.I.P.
30:28Don't see anything about him being dead.
30:30He's not dead?
30:31He's not dead.
30:32No, I said it just to go.
30:33Very much like.
30:35He's not dead.
30:37Courtney's such an idiot.
30:39Calling her.
30:40Hold on.
30:42Hi.
30:43Do you want to die, you moron?
30:46Why?
30:47Court, Barry's not really dead.
30:52I don't know.
30:54She's like, I'm losing it.
30:54Court, Barry's not really dead.
30:57No, he said, I thought he said he was actually dead.
31:00No.
31:03I am dying.
31:05I am spreading scurrilish information.
31:07No, I think he's dead.
31:07We just wanted to clear the air officially on camera that Barry is alive.
31:18Barry, well, Barry is alive.
31:21That was a huge mistake.
31:23I cannot believe I started a rumor that he was dead.
31:26But he is, in fact, alive and with us.
31:28We are so happy.
31:30And I hope Barry is not offended.
31:32All right, we just needed to clear that up.
31:36Consider it cleared.
31:42I'm ready to go work out.
31:43Let's do this, babe.
31:44Okay.
31:46Simon, are we waiting for something?
31:48No, we're ready to start.
31:49Let's do it.
31:49Okay, let's do it.
31:50If you want to go, get in.
31:53Whoa.
31:54If you want to go, get in.
31:56Hi.
31:57Testing, testing.
31:59I hope everyone is ready to run.
32:02I feel like I look great in this lighting.
32:04This lighting is awesome.
32:06You guys, should we walk instead of run?
32:10Totally.
32:11Let's run.
32:12Travis wants to run.
32:13Don't let Travis have that microphone.
32:16Are we ready?
32:16I don't think we have all day.
32:20Turn up the energy.
32:22Turn up the energy.
32:24Get on my frequency.
32:26Energy.
32:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:29You're up there.
32:29Shake it out a little bit.
32:31Eight seconds or a moment more.
32:32We're going to bend it over.
32:34We go right back to your triceps.
32:36Hey, guys.
32:38Your triceps.
32:39Keep there.
32:40Well, the instructor has left the building.
32:43The instructor decided to instruct herself to do a photo shoot.
32:47It's pretty typical.
32:56Oh, my God.
32:57You're in love.
32:57In case you wanted to see it with sunglasses, here's your shot.
33:01That was perfect.
33:02One take.
33:03What?
33:03Let me is my eighth child, but my priority is still being at home and being a mom.
33:13But I love a good multitasking.
33:16And when I have something work-related to be able to also see my friends and see my sister
33:23and be with my husband, it's amazing.
33:26I love you.
33:28I love you.
33:29Thank you for coming, baby.
33:30Of course.
33:31If we never come back here, I'm okay.
33:35Can I ride with you guys?
33:36Uh, yes.
33:39Oh, I have a car seat.
33:41How do we remove the car seat?
33:42Why don't we put him in the front and I can sit next to the car seat because I'm shorter?
33:45No, we can move the car seat into the back.
33:47No, it's fine.
33:48There's four of us.
33:49I'll sit in the middle.
33:50Do you want to sit in the front because your legs are longer?
33:53Yes, sit in the front.
33:54No, don't sit in the front, Daddy Long Legs.
33:56Malika, go in the back.
33:57That's what I just said.
33:58Yeah, don't listen to me.
33:59Because there's a car seat.
34:00I didn't realize.
34:00No, I, guys, I said this.
34:02Everyone, shut up!
34:05Black Hawk Down.
34:06I'm famished.
34:07Well, I thought that was really successful.
34:09Okay.
34:10How do you get the out of this joint?
34:12Oh, I have to reverse.
34:13Got it.
34:14We, I can't wait to tell you what we're working on for Lemmy.
34:23Okay, so the thing we're doing next is we're doing Lemmy Play, which is a libido gummy.
34:31Oh, my God.
34:32For both men and women.
34:34We're using Julia Fox in the campaign.
34:39Stop.
34:40Yeah, in the campaign.
34:42We asked Julia Fox to be in our campaign because she's a girl's girl.
34:48She's a cultural icon.
34:50Does Kimberly know?
34:51We called her and asked her.
34:54So I definitely wanted to talk to Kim about if she felt comfortable with us using Julia Fox
35:01because Julia Fox dated Kanye after Kim and Kanye broke up.
35:07I don't know how Kim's going to react, but I also know if the shoe was on the other foot, it would be another war.
35:18So I'm just like, ooh, okay.
35:21Who told who and who knows what?
35:24Because I hate that I'm always in the middle.
35:26So I just need to know what everybody knows so I know how to play my cards.
35:32What would you do if the shoe was on the other side?
35:35I mean, I just don't have the energy to care or focus on those types of things.
35:39But I feel like Kim's in a different place and didn't care.
35:43It's more like Khloe just trying to be like licking Kim's ass one more time.
35:49And what'd you say?
35:51No.
35:52Hi.
35:53Hi.
35:54Your nipples.
35:55Just go to the shower.
35:58We're doing a new product.
36:00It's like a Lemmy libido gummy.
36:03Yeah.
36:04Makes you.
36:04You're going to go to Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble for the campaign.
36:08Better.
36:09We're, um, the team had reached out to some people, but one of them was Julia Fox.
36:15So I wanted to know how you felt about that.
36:20I don't care.
36:21Really?
36:22Yeah.
36:22It doesn't matter to me.
36:24Okay.
36:25Okay.
36:26Okay.
36:26Bye, guys.
36:26Bye, Kim.
36:27Have fun.
36:28Thanks.
36:28I think that the actual concept with Julia Fox for Lemmy is really, really cute.
36:36It's never worth doing something like that for the sake of, like, a viral moment or sales
36:42or anything if it would offend or hurt someone in my family.
36:48So I just wanted to make sure that Kim was okay with it.
36:51Now we're in contract and now we're shooting it.
36:54You guys, that's genius.
36:55Julia Fox is celibate.
36:57She has not had sex in four years.
36:59Okay.
36:59And this gummy is all about, like, self-pleasure, too.
37:02So it's not just about partner pleasure.
37:03You can take this gummy in also.
37:05I haven't had sex in over three years.
37:07This gummy is perfect for you.
37:08Oh, good.
37:08Would you like to make a cameo?
37:09Yes, I will.
37:10Do you think that it's healthy that Chloe's not dating?
37:15I think while you have young kids, if there's no one worth your time, focus on your kids.
37:22You're really not dating anyone, Chloe?
37:24There's no one on your roster?
37:26Nope.
37:27Like, not even anyone you're DMing?
37:28No, not anyone I'm texting.
37:30I don't have any person's phone number.
37:32So, like, your nudes are going.
37:35There aren't even nudes.
37:35I don't have nudes.
37:37What nudes?
37:38Oh, God.
37:39This is Simon's disbelief.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Kim's always trying to get around there.
37:43No.
37:44F*** that.
37:46That even turns me out.
37:47Weird.
37:49A little skinny.
37:50It is a little skinny.
37:51It doesn't take much.
37:51A little skinny.
37:52It doesn't take much.
37:52It doesn't take much.
37:52It doesn't take much.
37:52It doesn't take much.
37:53Woke up to the bird singing.
38:00Hallelujah.
38:02Can you feel the energy running through ya?
38:04Oh, the weekend couldn't have come sooner.
38:07Only see good days in my future.
38:10Wow.
38:11Wow.
38:12We are really doing it up tonight.
38:15Is that a Jell-O shot?
38:16El Dorado Meadow is officially on the market.
38:20And it's very melancholy and emotional for me because we had a lot of memories in that
38:26house.
38:27And I want to have one last family dinner there just so that everybody can say goodbye to the
38:33house and just talk about all the memories we share.
38:36Got me feeling right, so right.
38:40The kind of ride that lets you know you're gonna be fine.
38:43Whoa.
38:44That's our energy tonight?
38:45Hey!
38:45Hey!
38:46Jell-O shot.
38:47I just have a lot of memories, so much history here.
38:49This was the house that I grew up in around my, like, high school years.
38:54Those are very formative years and I was really getting to know myself in that house and just
38:59being a high schooler.
39:00Maybe some mischief here and there.
39:02So I'm sad to see it go.
39:04I hope no one tears it down.
39:05It feels like the old days.
39:12So long since I've seen you.
39:14Were you crying?
39:14No, I wasn't.
39:15I just...
39:16Hi!
39:17How are you?
39:18Hi, you cutie pies.
39:25Hi, Mom.
39:26Oh, my God.
39:28Hi, Mommy.
39:29Hi, my angel.
39:30Come on up a little.
39:31I love you and I miss you.
39:33Wait, those aren't your nipples, right?
39:34No.
39:35Oh.
39:36Is that your belly button?
39:37No.
39:38Oh, okay.
39:39We're just wearing somebody else's.
39:41Yes.
39:42Is this the tiger?
39:44Um, let me find her.
39:46Your mom's just trying to take a jello shot real quick.
39:55I have the night off from all spare.
39:58Scenes got moved around, so I am so happy that I could be here.
40:02And it's just such a special house.
40:04Most of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was filmed at that house.
40:08I mean, just so many memories of this house.
40:11We're such a nostalgic family.
40:13Hi, Sami.
40:15Hi.
40:16Hi.
40:18Look at this house.
40:19The black and white checkered floors.
40:22When you walk in, horrible.
40:25Those floors.
40:26Horrendous.
40:28But iconic.
40:30Hi.
40:31Oh, a jello shot.
40:32Look at how great you look.
40:34Hi.
40:40Jello shots.
40:43Hi.
40:44Hi.
40:45So much has happened at the El Dorado Meadow House.
40:48Mason's first Christmas was there many Christmas Eves before I took over.
40:55My mom's house was like the home base.
40:57I feel like if you stopped by mom's house at El Dorado, there was always someone there.
41:02Are you going to cry?
41:04Yeah.
41:05Yeah.
41:05Of course I am.
41:06I was thinking about it last night and I was literally about to cry.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I was thinking if you really start thinking about all the memories.
41:16Like there was a time when all my racks of clothes were here.
41:20Your boxes.
41:20North was born here.
41:22Saint was born here.
41:23I moved in after I head north.
41:25Like I came from the hospital straight to my mom's house.
41:30Growing up with like Kendall and Kylie being teenagers and me living in the house.
41:35That was really special.
41:36Oh my God.
41:45Oh my God.
41:45You scared me.
41:46Oh my God.
41:47This house is so special.
41:52I feel like I lived in this home.
41:55There were really formative years in my life.
41:57Hi.
41:59Good to see you.
42:00It was the last time that Kendall and I lived under the same roof.
42:05One of my favorite times for my 28 years in my long life, right?
42:14Farewell, El Dorado.
42:17Did you have a good day?
42:19I don't want to be super negative, but I had like the worst fitting of my life.
42:25What are you fitting for?
42:26Your birthday?
42:27For that and Coachella, things were fitting me good.
42:32So it wasn't a self-esteem thing.
42:35No.
42:35You just need more like casual vibes and they just brought too, try too hard.
42:40Even like going to Coachella in the dusty desert, I don't want to wear something fancy.
42:46Like they had like corsets and I think I came to the realization that I don't want to wear heels.
42:56Of course, it's like Kim and Khloe's outfits right now.
42:59Like I've moved on from that era.
43:02What a waste of time, energy, but my general vibe is more casual, effortless.
43:10That's when I feel my best and my coolest is when it's not try too hard.
43:15And you're comfortable.
43:16Yeah, and I'm comfortable.
43:18These are Travis's like St. Laurent pants.
43:21Would you wear this?
43:22This is St. Laurent.
43:23Yeah, no, I love something like that once in a while.
43:26But like if I had someone's birthday dinner or something like that, I just mean for everyday life.
43:32When I'm with my kids, yes, I need to be able to move freely.
43:37I'm breastfeeding.
43:38I need to be comfortable and to run after them and have fun and not be in like six-inch heels.
43:45I don't really want to be in a corset with my boobs popping out either.
43:49It's just a personal choice.
43:51We're all entitled.
43:52I had a very important discovery today about myself and I decided I'm not into ever wearing a real like outfit ever again.
44:03So you're never going to wear dresses or heels again?
44:05Is that your discovery?
44:06Is that what you're going to tell me?
44:07So are you shaming me for doing it?
44:09No, no.
44:10Please.
44:11Courtney never has anything nice to say these days.
44:14I feel like she doesn't want to be judged, but all she does is judge other people.
44:18Court said she looked at me and she just said she's never going to.
44:21No, I said it to Kim too.
44:23Of course they're being defensive.
44:25I just said you guys might shame me and say I'm never going to wear flats and a baggy jacket.
44:31If you don't like what we're wearing, if you don't like how we look, that's okay.
44:35Just comment.
44:35Hi.
44:36Nice to see you.
44:37We never see you anymore.
44:40Hi.
44:41It was more of a moment of recognition, like me realizing something and then saying it out loud
44:50versus me being critical about their outfits.
44:55If they're feeling a corset and six-inch heels, then God bless.
45:00You want me to hold you, Rocky?
45:01Those heels.
45:03Good for you, babe.
45:05I don't come in and say like, huh, I would never give up on life so soon, you know?
45:12Like I don't say the opposite.
45:14It's the passive-aggressive for me.
45:17I'm going to the cabana.
45:19You are?
45:19To say goodbye.
45:21I used to smoke a lot of weed in there when you weren't looking.
45:24Wow.
45:24You did?
45:25Go on.
45:26How old were you?
45:27I was 16.
45:28Kylie was 14.
45:29Am I just as blind as a bat that I didn't pick up on that?
45:33We would shut those curtains and we were like, oh, this makes it so much more obvious.
45:35Mom, you didn't have a clue what happened half the time with your kids.
45:38Nor did you care, let's be honest.
45:40Let's be honest.
45:41Nor would I care.
45:42You're like, you're doing drugs, that's fine because I'm a cool mom.
45:46Oh, okay.
45:47Oh.
45:47That would be cool.
45:50Pretty cool.
45:51One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
45:57Uncle Bob's here.
45:59He's in the family room.
46:00He wants to say hi to you.
46:02Yeah.
46:02Two peas in a pod, Rain and Uncle Bob.
46:06Is Bob here?
46:08Bobby?
46:09Hey.
46:11Is Rob filming?
46:12Hi.
46:12I'm so happy you're here.
46:15All my kids are here tonight.
46:17My kids, my children, my grandchildren, and even Rob, which means the world to me.
46:23Yes, guys.
46:25Rob is here.
46:26You heard right.
46:27I know everyone is hoping that Rob comes back to the show.
46:32And trust me, we are too.
46:34Would you ever come back and start filming?
46:38I mean, I'm down.
46:39Oh my God.
46:41Yeah.
46:42Rob is doing well.
46:44He's alive.
46:45The conspiracies run wild.
46:48One of the main ones is that he lives with me.
46:50He's in our shadows and we don't want to have him around us.
46:54He's not some miserable person that lives under a bridge.
46:57He's not like a Gruffalo.
46:58Like, we're totally fine.
47:00Rob and I, we're very similar in a lot of ways.
47:03He's super sweet.
47:05The funniest person I know.
47:07I love having him around.
47:09I do miss him being on the show because he's just so funny.
47:12It would be great if he would regularly be back on.
47:17That's the goal.
47:18Let's get together and have a little kumbaya and then we can eat.
47:23Like a little prayer.
47:33That's an oven.
47:36We're really here to say goodbye to a house that we all love so much.
47:41And we've built these amazing memories.
47:43And Kendall and Kylie grew up here.
47:45And the other kids spent so much time here.
47:48And we have years of just amazing memories and times that we've been here.
47:55So many celebrations and everything.
47:57I just felt a lot of love for all the memories that I've been able to experience here.
48:16So that's it.
48:16I'm going to have a martini because this is for my nerves.
48:20I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I'm going to have a double.
48:24So cheers to Eldorado Meadow and to love.
48:27Everybody in the dining room.
48:30Shy, true, rain, over here.
48:33Where's Kendall?
48:34Okay, family prayer.
48:36Everybody hold hands.
48:38You guys, we're all here to say goodbye to many, many, many magical, beautiful memories that we've had here for a very long time.
48:50And I just couldn't really come here with my whole family and say goodbye to this house and invite the person who's made all the memories with us for so many years.
49:04I think one person that isn't here should be here to say goodbye with us to this house.
49:10And I just want to say a prayer.
49:23Are you crying?
49:23About.
49:24Yeah.
49:24Wow.
49:25Okay.
49:26This is going to be good.
49:29Hello.
49:31What's going on?
49:33Next on The Kardashians.
49:36We're here to give this off to another beautiful family to make beautiful memories.
49:42I don't know if my parents will ever be best friends again, but this is definitely a great first step.
49:50I bought it.
49:51I bought the house.
49:53It's mine now.
49:54Oh, my God.
49:54Okay.
49:55Have you seen it?
49:57Fatal Attraction.
49:58Don't put me on the spotlight.
49:59You haven't?
50:00Stop.
50:01Oh, my God.
50:01Stop it.
50:02Never seen Fatal Attraction.
50:04I know.
50:05Let's all have a watching party.
50:07Let's do that.
50:08I would love it.
50:08Okay.
50:09Oh, my God.
50:10Yeah.
50:11Yeah.
50:11Oh, for sure.
50:12You're such a pussy.
50:14Why is that a pussy?
50:15To leave the chat?
50:16To leave the chat because you can't face having a conversation.
50:19No, it's called protect the energy.
50:22And you're the one that started it.
50:23God, I'm exhausted for you.
50:25If I spoke to her like that, she would go to therapy for three weeks about it.
50:29Are you doom scrolling in bed?
50:32Doom scrolling?
50:33Fashion.
50:33A dog.
50:35Nails.
50:35Everything's happy.
50:37I want to go on her page and see what it is.
50:39Like, shut up.
50:41Shut up.
50:42Pull up where I go.
50:46Magnet on your soul's never up below.
50:48Blushing in my eyes.
50:49Million dollars.
50:50My love without me so high.
50:51Swing it.
50:52I ain't messing.
50:53Dealing with these minions.
50:54I'm like that.
50:54English with a moment.
50:56I slip and I know it.
50:58Play.
50:59Like.
51:01That.
51:01Let it know.
51:02Let it know.
51:03Let it feel like that.
51:04Don't you know this is my city?
51:05All I gotta do is sit pretty.
51:07Getting through the crowd.
51:08Yeah, tricky.
51:08All the paparazzi be busy.
51:10Look here.
51:11Look there.
51:11Look good.
51:12They stare.
51:13Come back.
51:13Throw it.
51:14No fair.
51:14Don't care.
51:15To stay like that.
51:17English with a moment.
51:18I slip and I know it.
51:19You're like that.
51:20My mom, like everyone's talking about her face.
51:24Oh, I have a reading.
51:25Yeah.
51:26I could retell the story.
51:27We were at Lauren Sanchez's bachelor at like dinner and we're sitting there and someone
51:31taps my mom on the shoulder.
51:32We're at a restaurant and they go, Kim.
51:35Oh, your mom died.
51:37And then she comes out.
51:38She must have told this story 500 times.
51:40And I was like.
51:43And then the guy was like, oh, sorry.
51:46She is milking this.
51:48She looks great.
51:50Yeah.
51:50I'm so happy now I know where I can go when the time comes.
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