The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 09- Dolly Freaking Parton
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00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:03This is my Dolly Parton apron.
00:06You guys know I love Dolly Parton.
00:08That's like my podcast goal.
00:11So, you know, you have to manifest.
00:13Protest Calabasas!
00:16Today, there's a protest at the Calabasas landfill.
00:19It actually pisses me off seeing the trunks.
00:23These moms are not gonna stop.
00:25Like, you don't wanna mess with moms.
00:28I see it!
00:30I graduated law school.
00:32On to the next thing.
00:34I go right into heavy bar prep.
00:36And I'm already stressing that I didn't give it enough time.
00:39I have to go soon.
00:40Yeah.
00:41She's like, so you go.
00:42God bless.
00:43God bless.
00:44God bless.
00:44God bless.
01:00God bless.
01:01Hello.
01:02Hello.
01:03Hi, Bridget.
01:05How are you?
01:06Oh, my flash is on.
01:08I am...
01:09Wow, this is 40.
01:11Wow.
01:12Mom.
01:13I am so excited and I almost cannot believe it.
01:16But tomorrow, I am flying to Tennessee to meet Dolly Parton.
01:22Hello.
01:22And not only am I meeting her, but she's going to do my podcast.
01:26So today, I'm gonna go to my mom's house because she says she's the perfect outfit for me to wear to see Dolly.
01:33So, tell me about Dolly.
01:35She's such an icon.
01:37I love her.
01:37Inspiration.
01:38I love it.
01:39I'm excited for you.
01:40I can't believe she said yes to this because it's huge.
01:43This podcast is such a big deal and I'm so grateful and so honored.
01:48But, like, what the hell does one wear?
01:50Oh, I have it all picked out.
01:52Okay.
01:53All right.
01:53So let me show you.
01:54Okay.
01:55My kids make fun of me for hoarding.
01:57But hello.
01:58Guess who's got a great vintage outfit because I hoarded something.
02:02Look at this outfit.
02:05I wore this for a meeting with President Reagan.
02:10Do me a favor.
02:11Try this jacket on and tell me this isn't Dolly Parton.
02:14Look at this.
02:15This is so cute.
02:16You could wear that with a little t-shirt.
02:18Number one, I think it's like 100 degrees in Tennessee.
02:22And it's just a little costumey, I think, for this occasion.
02:27There you go.
02:28Oh, look at that.
02:30But you poured yourself into those.
02:32I love it.
02:33There's no sitting in these.
02:35Well.
02:35I think it's so cute you still have this outfit.
02:38My mom's outfit isn't the right fit for this podcast, but I'll find the perfect outfit.
02:44I met her once at Kathie Lee Gifford's house.
02:48I'm nervous, but excited.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Yeah, Malika's going to come with me.
02:52I'm more nervous just wanting to be really respectful.
02:56I would never be disrespectful or salacious on purpose, but I'm in my own head.
03:02All right.
03:02I'll see you later.
03:03Are these little Jesuses?
03:04Yeah.
03:06Yes.
03:07I put them in my bag.
03:09Look.
03:10Hi.
03:10Hi, Chloe.
03:12Mom.
03:14Do you want one for your purse?
03:15I mean, I can't say...
03:16How can you say no to Jesus?
03:18I can't say no to Jesus.
03:19Okay, listen.
03:20I have them everywhere.
03:22This is little baby Jesus with the red robe and the little black.
03:26Hi.
03:26I have hundreds of them because I put them every time I pack a suitcase or I'll pop them
03:32in a pocket so Jesus will be with me.
03:36Wow.
03:36You know Jesus is with you without this little man.
03:39Yeah, I do.
03:40But this is just a little symbolic thing that makes me really happy.
03:44Wow.
03:45Little baby Jesus, is he helping you on your journey for staying zen?
03:49Well, I can talk to him when I get really mad.
03:52Like, I don't go crazy and go, listen, you s***, but I do say, please, you know, please
03:59give me some patience.
04:02Please let me calm down.
04:04Please help me to breathe.
04:07And sometimes he pulls through.
04:10Some days I just lose my s***.
04:13You're really losing it.
04:14I know.
04:14Do you need more medication today?
04:16I think so.
04:17Okay.
04:21Hi.
04:22How cute was that?
04:39Remember that?
04:40One of my favorite collections.
04:42So cute.
04:43Hey, there he is.
04:45Both of you girls.
04:46Coming in hot.
04:47How are you guys?
04:48How are you?
04:49Oh, I'm going to wear my sunglasses.
04:50I'm going to wear my sunglasses.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Scott and Kylie are meeting me here today because Kylie's having some major issues at home.
04:58Are we sitting here?
04:59What are we doing?
04:59Well, we can sit over here, but Miss Kylie, if she sits on the couch too long, she falls
05:05asleep.
05:05No.
05:06Because she hasn't slept in days.
05:09You haven't slept in days?
05:10We have a situation.
05:11I have a situation.
05:13What's a situation?
05:14Yeah, she does.
05:15My house is, like, very haunted.
05:18Oh, no.
05:19And I need your help.
05:21So, I have a ghost, and he just comes out at night, and I need a little bit of help.
05:30So, it started, like, with just bangs.
05:34Okay.
05:35Bangs in the walls.
05:37Like, what do they sound like?
05:38Like a pot and a pan?
05:40Or could it be a pipe that's broken?
05:41Like a knock on a door?
05:43No.
05:44It's like a...
05:45Sexual?
05:47Like a drum?
05:49It's like if someone maybe fell or something.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:53Like, bam.
05:54Yeah.
05:54And then they happen randomly.
05:56And it's either a bang night or it's not a bang night.
05:59Ooh.
06:01If anybody gets that the ghost has a schedule, it's me.
06:04So, some nights you're in the mood to bang, and sometimes you're not.
06:08Are we talking about a ghost?
06:11I don't know.
06:12Probably both.
06:16Never mind.
06:17When I'm sleeping, I'll wake up to things falling in my bathroom, in my closet.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Like, people can't sleep over.
06:25Kendall tried to sleep in my house.
06:26She left in the middle of the night.
06:27Because she heard noises.
06:28Because it was too freaky for her.
06:30Do you talk to this ghost?
06:32I mean, there'll be nights where I'm, you know, getting ready for bed, and I'm like,
06:35not tonight, not tonight, you know?
06:38But I just think he wants to get my attention and wants to hang, and I'm not really down.
06:44Hi.
06:45Can you sleep in my room?
06:49No.
06:50What is happening?
06:51What is your experience in Kylie's house?
06:54Kylie's house is 100% haunted.
06:57I walk into her room and I get chills or feel like someone was behind me.
07:01Like, I couldn't do it.
07:03What?
07:04Okay.
07:06Ariel tried to sleep in my house.
07:08I woke up.
07:09He was gone.
07:09He's like, I can't be here.
07:11Ariel.
07:12Yes, Kai-Kai?
07:14Just wanted you to talk about your experience when you had a sleepover at my house.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20You mean when I left at 3 a.m. because I was terrified of things knocking in the ceiling?
07:25I'm like, I'm not staying here.
07:26And I texted Kylie.
07:27I was like, I gotta go.
07:28Okay, bye.
07:29So where do we go from here?
07:32I think we should have a sleepover and get rid of the ghost.
07:35This is like Ghostbusters.
07:36Ghostbusters.
07:37Exactly.
07:38We'll get packs.
07:40Who's afraid of that?
07:43Go, go, go, go.
07:45Ghostbusters.
07:46Who are you going to call?
07:48What you going to do?
07:50Ghostbusters.
07:50I'm saying.
07:52Who are you going to call?
07:54Ghosty.
07:54Who are you going to call?
08:07I know who to call, baby.
08:08It don't matter.
08:09Howdy.
08:13Exciting.
08:14Very.
08:18Thank you for coming.
08:19I would not miss this.
08:20I'm so happy that we got to work this out.
08:23It's going to be a short, cute trip.
08:25Malika and I are getting ready to go to Tennessee to meet my idol, Dolly Parton, and I could not
08:31be more excited.
08:32I'm so nervous.
08:33I just want to sound, like, competent and that I know what I'm doing.
08:37Well, just remember, you are competent.
08:39But no, it's just nerve-wracking.
08:42You know, she also gets interviewed all the time.
08:45I mean, she's a pro, but you're a pro too.
08:48I think that'll make for a really good conversation.
08:53It's scary.
08:55I am really nervous.
08:56My podcasts are normally very conversational.
08:59I just don't want to do anything wrong because I'm so honored that I get to be in her space.
09:08We're going to Tennessee.
09:10Nash.
09:11I'm excited.
09:12I've always wanted to go.
09:14How are you?
09:15I'm a little annoyed that I'm not here longer because I want to see Tennessee.
09:24I know.
09:24We're going to, we are going to see Tennessee.
09:27We are.
09:27We're just going to do it in a short period of time and it's going to be great.
09:30I'm not necessarily feeling like I want to go out the night before I have to do a big podcast when I have to wake up at the crack of dawn.
09:39But I will go out because when I go somewhere, like my head's in the game, I have the good energy and I always think it will be fun.
09:47And once I'm out, I'll love it.
09:49Let's go.
09:50Let's go, baby.
09:52What is the worst that could happen?
09:54Nashville, here we come.
09:57Yeehaw.
09:57Nashville, Tennessee.
10:13Yeehaw.
10:18Pretty the street, like with all the lights.
10:21Oh, it's popping in Nashville.
10:23Good.
10:23What day is this on Monday?
10:24Good for them.
10:25Broadway is like I'm on the Vegas Strip.
10:28It's so cool.
10:30We're ready.
10:30We're going to rage.
10:32But not rage because I have a job early in the morning.
10:41I'm on the avert.
10:43I can be really introverted and I can be really extroverted.
10:49It just depends where I am, the mood, all of that.
10:55I love you guys.
10:56I love you guys.
10:58That's fire.
10:59Oh, shit.
11:00Or I fall in the hole.
11:02Thank you so much.
11:04I can't help but want to go into one more bar.
11:09Happy birthday.
11:10Hello.
11:11When in Rome.
11:15It's my first time playing this.
11:19I got that one thing that everybody's wanting.
11:22Everybody's wanting.
11:24You have to drink.
11:25If I get it in, you have to drink.
11:26I'm not drinking this shit.
11:27Not this.
11:28Drink your own drink.
11:29Number one, I don't drink here.
11:42I was homeschooled.
11:43I never went to college.
11:44I missed out on these opportunities.
11:46What is wrong with me?
11:48But this is a fun game.
11:49We have to do this with like apple juice with the kids.
11:52They would love it.
11:53You can do that, right?
11:55Oh, they're riding the bull.
11:57Why?
12:01No.
12:03Yes!
12:03Go, Malika!
12:06Woo!
12:10One of the greatest things about her is Malika's like down for anything.
12:13Live your best life!
12:19I'm not going on.
12:20Nope.
12:21You did so good.
12:23I'm like, I didn't die.
12:25Not a chance.
12:26What happened to women in Rome?
12:27Well, I mean, the Romans only went so far.
12:30You want to go bartend?
12:32I'll bartend.
12:33Let's go bartend.
12:33Let's go bartend.
12:34Do we want to drink?
12:37Let's go.
12:38I feel like this is Kendall Jenner energy.
12:41Pouring tequila shots for everyone.
12:44Let's go.
12:46Wait, do we have to charge them?
12:48Wait, I need to charge.
12:49I can't get fired.
12:50Yes!
12:53Cheers!
12:54Who's paying for this?
12:59Tonight was so fun.
13:00I think that's it.
13:01I think that's all I got.
13:03This shit is hard.
13:05I'm really proud of myself for where I am in my life right now because I've really worked
13:10hard to get a little bit of that light that I felt like was dimmed for so long back.
13:18And I'm still working on it.
13:19I'm definitely not all there, but I'm proud of myself for how far I have come.
13:25And I'm going to be fine for tomorrow.
13:29I had one shot, I think.
13:32But I don't know.
13:34Oh, I love you!
13:35I love you too!
13:37Wow!
13:38We're still involved with trying to help with the Palisades cleanup.
13:57And so today, Kim and I are meeting with Erin Brockovich, which we're really excited about
14:04because it's exactly all the work that she does.
14:08Just so happy to have her to help us.
14:11Hi!
14:12Hi!
14:12How are you?
14:13I'm good.
14:14How are you?
14:15I'm good.
14:15Nice to meet you.
14:16It's very nice to meet you.
14:18Wait, don't you live right here?
14:21I live in a car house.
14:22Right here?
14:23Yeah.
14:23Okay.
14:23So I've been out here for 27 years.
14:26Wow.
14:26There was a guy who moved out here before the film even came out.
14:29Really?
14:30Yeah.
14:30We obviously know Erin Brockovich from the movie, but we were connected to her through
14:38the Calabasas moms that actually just knocked on her door and asked her for help.
14:47I went and did, like, protesting with the moms.
14:50Yeah.
14:51It's always the moms.
14:52Yeah, the moms.
14:52Oh, yeah.
14:53I'm with the moms all day long.
14:55Hey.
14:56Hi.
14:57Oh, hi.
14:58How are you?
14:58I'm good.
14:59How are you?
14:59It's nice to meet you.
15:01So nice to meet you.
15:01I'm Erin.
15:02It's a pleasure.
15:03My bar exam is 10 days away, but, of course, my community means so much to me.
15:09Good.
15:09Erin brought us her book.
15:10I did.
15:11My superman's not coming.
15:13The possibility that all of the debris from the Palisades and Malibu fires is coming here
15:19to our landfill in Calabasas and we're not prepared for this toxic waste is a huge concerning
15:25issue.
15:26So no one better to talk about it with than Erin Brockovich.
15:30After 30 years.
15:32Yeah.
15:32I have seen and I have figured out.
15:34No one's coming to rescue us.
15:36Yeah.
15:36It happens here.
15:37We have to do it ourselves.
15:39Yeah.
15:39And we were talking about the moms.
15:41Yeah.
15:41The moms.
15:41It will begin with them.
15:43Yeah.
15:43I always say if you want to get something done, ask a mom.
15:46Moms will always figure it out.
15:48We will make anything happen if we need to get something done for our kids.
15:52I think the thing moms care about the most is saving their kids.
15:56Well, they're concerned about their health and safety.
15:58Yeah.
15:59For sure.
15:59I mean, during the 60s and 70s, this landfill was a liquid hazardous waste dump.
16:06Oh, wow.
16:06And they have basins up there with 500-year liners on them.
16:12Your mayor got a report on this landfill.
16:17So that report tells us the landfill is leaking.
16:23There's a breach somewhere in the liner.
16:27The fact that there's a leak in the liner is exactly what all of the moms were feeling
16:33and their instincts were telling them this is not right.
16:38I'm like, what's the next step?
16:40So I would really like a confirmed answer about the toxic debris that they're not testing
16:47and somebody needs to look at it further before you continue to allow the debris in.
16:55All of these chemicals in the debris are most likely toxic and should be tested.
17:02So how would you go about that?
17:03It is about the power of you working with your local government on issues in your own backyard.
17:12This takes me back to my work in Hinckley.
17:15I had state agencies that got those first high readings, but yet they weren't reported.
17:20This has honestly been the saddest thing in my life.
17:23This is why nobody invites me to parties because it's always a bearer of bad news about what's
17:27really going on.
17:28Well, we'll invite you to a party.
17:30I was going to say, you are invited to a Kardashian party.
17:33Well, thank you very much.
17:34We have the best ones.
17:35Oh, well, that's good.
17:36They must be so scared of you when you come in town.
17:40When you show up, they must be shocked.
17:43I just think I annoy them more than anything.
17:45Just get her out of here.
17:46Oh, my gosh.
17:47Well, let's go annoy some people.
17:49That is my job.
17:51Yeah.
17:51That's my fun.
17:52Yeah.
17:53There's nothing I love more than to just annoy when it's for a good cause.
18:00I mean, we just got to do what we got to do.
18:02So if annoying people is how we break that door down, let's annoy the out of them.
18:07So let's stay in touch.
18:08Be great.
18:09And let's change some legislature.
18:12I haven't got Botox in four years.
18:16So why looking at me makes me think that?
18:19To keep my third eye open.
18:20No, I'm saying.
18:21You like stared at me and was like, I haven't got Botox.
18:25I was like, where are you going with this?
18:26I have two nights ago.
18:27I've never got it again, but I'm saying.
18:29Two nights ago.
18:30It keeps my third eye open.
18:32Okay.
18:32Good for you.
18:34My intuition.
18:36And I use a different part of my brain for that.
18:38And I'm absolutely okay with that.
18:40Okay.
18:53How are we?
18:54I'm good.
18:55I'm so tired.
18:56How are you?
18:56I am too.
18:57A little hungover.
18:58Oh, you are?
18:59I'm so excited.
19:00I'm so excited.
19:01Do we?
19:02Do I have flowers again?
19:04Oh, thank you.
19:05So today is the big day.
19:08I know Dolly loves flowers and butterflies.
19:11So I got her a beautiful flower arrangement that I've ordered in days before.
19:17They're not in a vase.
19:18They're wrapped in this beautiful ribbon.
19:21It's just, it's done.
19:22It's perfect.
19:23It's the way it's supposed to be.
19:24Oh, somebody's got a cowboy hat on.
19:27I'm obsessed with her and I'm really excited for you.
19:30Thank you, mommy.
19:31Well, I'm going to go over some of my questions and stuff.
19:35Well, do you have something that you can ask her that nobody ever asks her?
19:41I don't know what nobody ever asks her.
19:43So I'm just going to do my best.
19:46Do you think she drives?
19:48Does she eat sugar?
19:49What's her favorite dessert?
19:52My mom's not really helping me right now.
19:55I would never ask these questions.
19:57Just tell her I said hi and I'm a huge fan and I think her outfits are amazing.
20:02Okay.
20:03I'll tell her that.
20:04Okay.
20:04Have fun.
20:05This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
20:08Okay.
20:08Bye.
20:09Bye.
20:10My God.
20:11Okay.
20:12Need to follow us?
20:13Yeah.
20:13They're going to go in the car.
20:15I'm going to take them to the next place.
20:17And then when we get there, I'm not going to take this bucket.
20:22It's just, yes.
20:24A towel for some pieces.
20:26Perfect.
20:27All right.
20:28Let's do it.
20:29Let's go, girls.
20:30Well, I tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen.
20:33Tore myself a cup of ambition.
20:35Yawning, stretching, trying to come to life.
20:39I jump in and shower in the book.
20:41It's Dolly Day.
20:42It's Dolly Day.
20:44From 9 to 5.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Working 9 to 5.
20:48What a way to make a living.
20:50Better getting by.
20:53It's all taking and no giving.
20:55Yes, please.
20:56Let them never give you credit.
20:59It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it.
21:06We ripped all the paper.
21:08Yeah, I think the paper was meant to stay on it.
21:12Oh, no.
21:16Yeah, because there's a bow with all the paper.
21:19The paper was part of the...
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22Yeah, um...
21:23It was all wet, so...
21:25Huh.
21:26Well, now they're all falling apart.
21:28What do we do?
21:29I don't know what happened in the back of that car,
21:32but he unwrapped all the long stem roses.
21:35What am I going to do?
21:37Give her individual roses?
21:39I'm freaking out because I'm like,
21:41hello?
21:42The ribbon had butterflies on it.
21:44This is attached right here.
21:49I think it could, and then we can come up.
21:50I just don't know if that's pretty anymore.
21:53Maybe you give it to her after.
21:54Or you want to give it to her when you walk in.
21:56Well, I wanted to walk in with them,
21:57but I can't give it to her like that.
22:00They didn't need to be in water.
22:02I know.
22:03Men.
22:04Literally.
22:05This is not how I wanted to start my dolly day.
22:07It's really not.
22:08So far, it's next week, isn't it?
22:35Nine days away.
22:38And I woke up and I did a practice test for three hours.
22:45Okay, I feel like I've got to give this up.
22:47I know this.
22:49I did one yesterday for three hours.
22:56I've hit a wall.
22:58I'm like absolutely going to cry
23:00because it's like exhausting.
23:02I threw my back out.
23:06And it's like every...
23:08Every time I like think I get to another step,
23:17like something pulls me back.
23:19And it's just like something.
23:21There's all these f***ing roadblocks.
23:24And it's just like,
23:26I'm not like a pity party kind of girl.
23:28But like last night,
23:30I was like,
23:30why the f*** is this happening?
23:32I can hardly walk.
23:34I can hardly f***ing sit.
23:37And I don't know why I have all these back problems.
23:40It's really out.
23:43I won't be able to sit in the chair.
23:45And they say,
23:46everyone before they take the bar
23:48has a mental breakdown.
23:50And I just knew that wasn't me
23:52because I'm like not that person.
23:54But I get it.
23:57It's like really a lot.
24:06It's like now I really, really get it.
24:09I had no clue it was going to be this like emotional.
24:14I am breaking down.
24:16I'm shocked at myself
24:17that I'm honestly breaking down
24:19because I find myself to be so strong.
24:22I don't know how
24:23I can get any more information
24:26into my brain.
24:28This is such a mind f***.
24:31I've never seen you want something like this.
24:34Yeah.
24:36No, I really want it.
24:38And like,
24:40if I don't pass,
24:42I don't think I would take it again.
24:44I wouldn't have the time for a few years.
24:47And then I'm older
24:48and then my brain capacity is different.
24:53I just don't think
24:55I'm the best test taker
24:56and to know that over six years
24:58of my life
25:00that I've been studying for
25:01comes down to this one test
25:04is the most terrifying feeling.
25:07Okay.
25:09I'm done with that.
25:11Like some days you think like,
25:13I'm so ready
25:15and other days you're like,
25:16there's no way I can take this test today.
25:19I just have to go for it
25:20because I am ready.
25:21I've been doing this for so long.
25:24You know?
25:25I have to go in this with confidence.
25:27I have to.
25:28I'm nine days away.
25:29So we're disposing.
25:35Yes.
25:43Oh my gosh.
25:44How cute.
25:45That is so sweet.
25:47Oh my God.
25:48I'm Miss Prue and Dream.
25:50Oh my God.
25:52How cute.
25:52I know I could get them
25:54so I'm like,
25:57I know they'll make it happen for you.
26:00Let me check.
26:01I just feel bad being here
26:02like empty handed.
26:03Right.
26:04You won't be.
26:04You won't be.
26:05Of course,
26:06what does Dolly have waiting for me?
26:08Gift after gift
26:09after gift
26:10after gift.
26:11I have nothing
26:12but a trunk filled
26:13of long stem roses
26:15that are just roaming around the trunk.
26:17Something a little sticky
26:19always happens,
26:20but this just means
26:21everything else is going to be great.
26:22He's just lucky
26:23Chris Jenner isn't here
26:25because I'm screaming at him.
26:26Screaming.
26:27If my mom was here,
26:29this poor man
26:30would have his head on a stake
26:33like in Lord of the Flies
26:35just waiting on the beach.
26:37My mom would have guillotined his ass
26:39in two seconds.
26:41You'll get him.
26:43But this is my very first weekend
26:45with Fran Yeo,
26:46my security guard.
26:47He feels so bad.
26:48I feel so bad
26:49that I'm even freaking out
26:50over flowers
26:51but it is Dolly Parton.
26:52And also I have to remember
26:54men,
26:56especially straight men,
26:58probably don't know
26:58that this ribbon
26:59holds all the flowers together
27:00but shit happens
27:02and I've forgiven people
27:03for way worse.
27:04The Dolly energy is with me
27:06and this will all work out
27:07and it's okay.
27:09What a great set.
27:10Hi guys.
27:12I'm going to grab Miss Dolly
27:12and bring her through.
27:13Of course.
27:14Get cracking.
27:15It's so crazy to think
27:17but not even a year ago
27:18did I not have this podcast.
27:21So it's so surreal
27:22to now be in Tennessee
27:24with the Dolly Parton
27:26about to interview her.
27:28I mean, it's pretty crazy.
27:30And yes, Mommy,
27:31you were right.
27:32Come on in, Dolly.
27:35Well, hey there.
27:36Hey!
27:37Hi, people.
27:38Oh!
27:39It's cowboy Chloe.
27:42Hi, I'm so lean in.
27:43Dolly looks fabulous.
27:45She is fabulous.
27:47She has this aura
27:48of love and happiness.
27:50How are you?
27:51Nice to see you.
27:52Well, thank you.
27:53Good to see you.
27:54This has been something
27:55I've been looking forward to.
27:56I've been looking forward
27:57to this for years.
27:59I mean, before I had a podcast
28:00just meeting you.
28:01Thank you so much
28:02for having me.
28:02Oh, well, I'm so honored.
28:05I do want to talk about
28:06all of your business ventures
28:08that you have
28:09and what a smart woman you are.
28:11The one thing I have not done yet
28:12is a line of wigs
28:14and it's the most obvious thing ever
28:16and it's the thing
28:16that I thought would be
28:17so successful for me.
28:19Like, you want to start a wig line?
28:21I mean, my mom will do that
28:23for you in two f***ing seconds.
28:25Girl, call me.
28:26I got you.
28:28We know how to put a brand together.
28:30Let's do this, Dolly.
28:31As you know, my 40th birthday,
28:34I did Chloe Wood.
28:35Oh, my God!
28:40In honor of Dolly Wood.
28:41I know, I got all the pictures.
28:43Everybody was showing me
28:44what you were doing.
28:45I was so, so honored
28:47and so, so flattered
28:48and just thought it was just great.
28:50For Dolly to say
28:51how much she loved the party
28:52and how fun it looked
28:54and all of that.
28:55I'm like, girl,
28:55thank God you weren't there
28:56because I was so f***ing drunk.
28:59I could not be drunk around Dolly.
29:00Like, that's crazy.
29:01So, it all works out for the best.
29:04You've always walked this incredible line.
29:06You're so deeply spiritual,
29:07but you're also so grounded
29:09and obviously wickedly funny
29:11and larger than life.
29:13Whether it be the rhinestones
29:14or the makeup
29:15or the chest
29:16or the hair or whatever,
29:18was that always something intentional?
29:20I'm a little nervous.
29:23I always feel like
29:24I'm saying the wrong thing.
29:26So, I got in my head a little bit.
29:28My look
29:33came from
29:36a country girl's idea of glam.
29:39We didn't have anything.
29:41And I wasn't a natural beauty
29:42like some of you girls are.
29:44Not that this is a natural either.
29:46Well, no, it's like
29:47I wanted to be pretty more than anything.
29:49I got my look
29:50actually from the Fredericks
29:52of Hollywood catalog
29:53that one of my aunts had
29:54and had to keep under the mattress
29:56like you'd keep a Playboy magazine.
29:58That's why I believe
29:59everybody should dress
30:01and, you know,
30:02according to how they feel.
30:03Well, that's a beautiful thing
30:05and a beautiful lesson for me.
30:07I adore Dolly for so many reasons,
30:09but my favorite reason
30:11is that Dolly always did
30:12what Dolly wanted to do.
30:14She wanted to look a certain way
30:15and dress a certain way
30:16and wear a certain amount
30:17of makeup and hair.
30:19She never apologized for it
30:20and doesn't make any excuses about it.
30:22I mean, I've been
30:23poked and prodded at
30:25and not all the time
30:26have I stuck to my guns
30:28and been like,
30:28well, I just want to do
30:29what I want to do.
30:29I've had to learn
30:31the hard way sometimes,
30:32but for Dolly to always
30:35do what makes her happy
30:37and look the way
30:38that makes her feel happy,
30:39I mean, look where it's led her.
30:41It's led her to a very long,
30:43beautiful, blessed career.
30:46How do you practice self-love
30:47or self-compassion
30:49when you're off stage?
30:50Oh, I just,
30:51I like myself better than anybody.
30:53You know?
30:55Because I'm comfortable with me.
30:57I'm comfortable with who I am
30:58and with my connection with God.
31:00You know, I don't,
31:01I'm not one of those people
31:01that has to have somebody
31:03around me all the time.
31:03In fact, I don't like it.
31:06I mean, I have to be out
31:07in the public,
31:08but I am such a private person.
31:09And my husband was as well.
31:12And that was the thing with us.
31:13You know, we,
31:14we were so good for each other
31:15because he's a total owner,
31:17but we could just be
31:18in the house all day
31:19and say two or three words.
31:21It didn't matter.
31:22Or we could talk all afternoon.
31:23But I really think
31:25there's just certain personalities
31:27that are great for each other.
31:29And we were together 61 years,
31:32but he was a loner.
31:33He did not want
31:34a bunch of people around him.
31:36He never did an interview
31:37in his life.
31:38In fact,
31:38he'd be out mowing the yard
31:40on the tractor
31:41and the fans would come by
31:42to see our house
31:43and they'd say,
31:44are you Dolly Parton's husband?
31:46And he'd say,
31:46do I look like
31:48I'd be Dolly Parton's husband?
31:49And we just got along great.
31:51Dolly's husband
31:52passed away
31:53about two months ago.
31:55And I was asked
31:57to not bring up her husband.
31:59And of course,
32:00I would never.
32:01It's not my place.
32:02I'm very respectful of that.
32:03But when Dolly starts
32:04speaking of her husband,
32:06I am so honored
32:08when people do open up to me.
32:10And this is that moment.
32:12I feel really honored
32:13that she's choosing
32:14to share this story with me.
32:17Thank you so much
32:18for letting me invade your space.
32:21This has been a dream of mine
32:22and I'm just so thankful
32:23and grateful.
32:24Well, let me say
32:25thank you for doing this
32:26and thank you for being a fan.
32:28This has been so surreal
32:30and almost dreamlike.
32:31I mean, Dolly is everything
32:33that I have hoped
32:35and imagined that she would be.
32:37All right, looking right here.
32:38One, two.
32:38They do say
32:40don't meet your idols,
32:41which I actually do agree
32:43with that statement.
32:44But in Dolly's case,
32:47she's the best.
32:48And meet her,
32:50love her,
32:51because she's worth
32:52every ounce of love.
32:53She's perfect.
32:54But there's still
32:55one more thing.
32:57I have to bring you
32:58some flowers.
32:59Well, you sure did.
33:00Look at that.
33:00Signature butterfly.
33:02Oh, I love pastels.
33:04This is great.
33:05We can set them anywhere.
33:05No, they need a chair.
33:07Yeah, they do.
33:08It's like 9 to 5
33:09when they said the hat
33:10needs a special locker
33:11if it's on.
33:12My flowers need
33:13a special locker.
33:14They're going to stand
33:15right there.
33:17Flowergate worked out.
33:19They're perfect.
33:20Franyo, he's going to survive.
33:23And Dolly has no idea
33:24that there was a flower crisis
33:26in my world.
33:27My mom, everyone's jealous
33:28they're not here,
33:29but we'll come back out soon.
33:30Well, hello, everybody.
33:32And we'll go to Dollywood.
33:33I knew your dad, by the way.
33:35Oh, yeah?
33:36I had met your dad.
33:37Oh, my gosh.
33:37I didn't know him,
33:38but I mean, I had met him.
33:39When?
33:40In L.A.
33:41Okay.
33:41I lived there for a long time.
33:43We had seen him a time or two
33:44because when we started
33:45watching your show,
33:46it's when I remembered.
33:48Something that I find
33:49so, so cool.
33:51Well, not this part,
33:52but this is weird.
33:54Um, my dad has been dead
33:57for, that's what I was
33:58going to say,
33:59but the first sentence,
34:01something that I find
34:01so cool.
34:03Hold on.
34:04My, my dad has been gone
34:09for about 22 years.
34:12And when I find people
34:14that have stories about my dad
34:16that I've never heard before,
34:17I find that to be so special
34:20and I cherish them
34:21and hold on to them.
34:22Little things like that,
34:23they're little gems
34:24that I will treasure forever.
34:25And it might be a nothing story
34:27to someone like Dolly,
34:28but it is the most special story
34:30to me.
34:33This has been such,
34:34such a pleasure and an honor.
34:36The last 24 hours in Nashville
34:38have literally been a dream.
34:4140 has been epic.
34:43Whoever is afraid to turn 40,
34:46don't.
34:46I was running towards the 40s
34:49and I'm,
34:50I could now slowly peruse
34:53because I'm loving it here.
34:54Sweet.
34:55Yeah, very sweet.
34:56Yay.
34:57So we need to find you
34:58a country guy
34:59that just mows the lawn.
35:00Yeah, that doesn't
35:02want to be seen.
35:03Yeah.
35:03Okay, so what's the plan tonight?
35:13So Scott's coming,
35:15Chloe's going to be here,
35:16my mom's going to be here,
35:17and we're just going to have
35:19a big sleepover
35:19because I think that
35:20they need to believe me
35:21and I just,
35:22I want them to experience
35:23the vibes.
35:25Do you hear that?
35:32Things are about to get
35:33a little bit spooky.
35:38Yeah, a little bit spooky.
35:41The crew set up
35:42some night vision,
35:42some cameras,
35:43just so they can watch it overnight,
35:45see if we hear anything
35:46or see anything.
35:47I've never seen anything,
35:49but you never know.
35:50So let's do this.
35:53Team.
35:53Team.
35:57Hello.
35:59I'm here.
36:00Hi.
36:01For Ghostbuster Night.
36:03Thank you for coming.
36:05I wouldn't miss this
36:06for the world.
36:07Really?
36:08You don't want me
36:09to sleep at your house anymore?
36:10No, I love it
36:11when you sleep at my house,
36:12but I just want you
36:14to feel okay about this.
36:15The energy here feels amazing.
36:17It's great down here.
36:18It really feels great.
36:20So are you ready?
36:22Yes.
36:22Does this happen
36:23every night?
36:24It does now.
36:26Before it was kind of like
36:27it's a ghost night
36:28or it's not a ghost night.
36:29I've had to sleep here
36:30a few nights
36:31since I last saw you guys.
36:33And I've just been sleeping
36:34in Stormy's room,
36:35which has been great.
36:36No noises.
36:38I feel fine.
36:40I'm sleeping in like
36:41a kid's bed
36:42next to my,
36:43you know,
36:44seven-year-old.
36:45It's not the most
36:46comfortable every night.
36:48I rebuke you,
36:49Satan,
36:50in the name
36:50of Jesus Christ.
36:56Ooh.
37:00Ooh.
37:01Ooh.
37:02Oh, good run.
37:03Ah!
37:04Oh, we're twins!
37:06I wish
37:07anyone knew
37:08got the memo.
37:10No, it's cute
37:11that you guys are matching
37:11because you guys
37:12are like my ghost fighters.
37:13We're the ghostbusters.
37:15How was Dolly?
37:16Oh.
37:17How was Nashville?
37:18It was fabulous.
37:19It was great.
37:20How was it?
37:20Was she amazing?
37:21She is great.
37:22She is fabulous.
37:24You're gonna have to tune in.
37:26Okay, fun.
37:27I'm having a
37:28spectacular week,
37:30so I just got back in town
37:31and now I'm going
37:32straight to ghostbusting.
37:34If it's one thing
37:35I love to do,
37:36it's ghostbusting, baby.
37:37Cheers to the ghost.
37:43Cheers.
37:44What's his name?
37:45He doesn't have a name.
37:45Not yet.
37:46Oh.
37:48Hey.
37:49How are you?
37:50I'm ready to bust some ghosts.
37:52I got night vision.
37:53I got it all.
37:54Oh, my God.
37:55Is that Louis Vuitton?
37:56I'm so happy you're here.
37:58Not Louis.
37:58What's in there?
37:59What's in here?
38:00What's not in here?
38:01Wow.
38:01Hello, Cloverton.
38:02You came in hot.
38:03Wow, you're rolling in here
38:05like...
38:06Night vision for everybody.
38:08Love night vision.
38:09If this f*** is going to come knocking,
38:11we're going to come knocking.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:13Yes, Scott.
38:14No problem.
38:15What is that?
38:16Is that a detector?
38:17This is for special,
38:17intral, or actual life.
38:19What?
38:20Yeah.
38:20If they come in here
38:21and they're not alive,
38:22this will find them.
38:24Intercollector.
38:25And you have headphones?
38:27F***, yeah.
38:27What the heck?
38:28This is for only hearing the dead.
38:32Hello, guys.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:34What's going on over there?
38:35It's good, isn't it?
38:35Hello, Gloria.
38:37This is...
38:38This is some great quality s***
38:42that Scott has brought.
38:43I mean, I feel like a real ghostbuster.
38:45Let's go, guys.
38:46I think it's time.
38:47Now that I have my night vision
38:49and intergalactic traps,
38:52it's time to kick some spirits' butts.
38:55Okay, come with me, guys.
38:56I can't go by myself.
38:59I can never be in here by myself.
39:02In here?
39:02Ooh, this is a little spooky.
39:09It's always like that.
39:09No.
39:10I swear.
39:10It's what my light does.
39:12This is how they communicate with me.
39:14This is how it's always like this.
39:16He's here.
39:16And see how crazy they are?
39:18Oh, look.
39:20He's coming.
39:20That's fine.
39:21Uh-oh.
39:22Oh, s***.
39:23And that one's going faster.
39:24It's proof that he's in the walls.
39:25Oh, do you think he's right here?
39:26That one's going faster.
39:27Do you think he's right here?
39:29Do-
39:29Now I'm realizing,
39:31is the ghost following me?
39:32I agree.
39:33Hold on.
39:35Do I have-
39:36Is this a personal thing?
39:38That one is going faster.
39:39I'm not kidding.
39:40And that one's stopped.
39:40Do you think he's over there?
39:41Are you guys controlling this?
39:43No, Chloe.
39:44It always is like this.
39:45This always happens.
39:47Because it's saying something.
39:49Probably if you know how to read, you know.
39:51Right.
39:51Like Morse code.
39:52Right.
39:52Yeah, it's saying, yes, you're right.
39:54It's what I'm trying to say.
39:55I know.
39:56And then it slowed down.
39:57The light was talking back.
39:58If only I could understand light language.
40:02There's a language there.
40:04I'm telling you, I'm going to see what it is one day.
40:07But I have to teach it to my kids before I'm out of here so that I can get back to them
40:11with this light language and go, okay, if I pop three times, that means I love you and
40:17I miss you.
40:18Or if I pop 12 times, that means you're out.
40:23You're grounded.
40:28I'm from the grave, all of you.
40:31Me managing them.
40:33Oh, my God.
40:34It's a communication.
40:36So what do we do?
40:41Do you guys want to lay in my bed, all of us, and turn the lights off and see if we hear
41:02the noises?
41:03Let's lay in bed together and let's just microscope that.
41:09Okay, now I'm listening.
41:11I'm on edge.
41:12I need the ghost to get the hell out of here because this is kind of an aggressive ghost.
41:19It's a, I'm here too, bitch.
41:22No, no, no.
41:24I think we need the lights off, right?
41:27All right.
41:28Oh, warm in this, Julie.
41:32Oh, this is like Blair Witch shit.
41:34Oh, this is recording.
41:37You look freaky.
41:38I think we really need to legit figure out if this is a thing.
41:43I mean, the spirit's definitely in here.
41:45Should we call MJ?
41:46Yes.
41:47MJ's a night owl.
41:48MJ tells the best story.
41:50We have to call her.
41:52Hi, MJ.
41:54Hi.
41:55MJ, have you ever seen a ghost?
41:57I felt a ghost.
41:59Kylie has heard one.
42:00Definitely there's been orbs like around my kids that I have video of it on my phone still.
42:06Oh, that was crazy.
42:07That was crazy.
42:12And then True has seen Tristan's mom.
42:15What about Tatum telling you about your dad?
42:19Tatum was like, I want to call Honey.
42:21Wait, hold on.
42:23Tatum calls you Honey?
42:24Mm-hmm.
42:25Tatum calls her Honey and no one has ever told him to call her Honey.
42:28That's cute.
42:29Like, that's what Robert used to call me.
42:30But she says my daughter.
42:31That was my next question.
42:32Is that what Robert used to call you?
42:34Yeah.
42:34Oh, really?
42:35So he said, he said, I want to call Honey.
42:37I want to say Honey.
42:39I want to say Honey.
42:41Honey!
42:42Honey!
42:43Honey!
42:45He said Honey, and he told me a whole story.
42:49I didn't even know he knew he had a grandpa, by the way.
42:52So I was like, okay.
42:53He described him and said he's really funny and that he was crying.
42:59And I go, your grandpa was crying?
43:02Why was he crying?
43:03And Tatum goes, because he loves you.
43:06He said that.
43:07I was right there.
43:09To my face.
43:10You have a three-year-old telling you about his conversation.
43:15With his grandfather, who he's never met.
43:19It's extraordinary.
43:21And then, he says goodnight to his grandfather sometimes.
43:24Like, he's right in the room.
43:26Like, he can see him.
43:29But nobody else can.
43:31It's interesting.
43:33Right?
43:34I feel like those are all...
43:35Those are all signs.
43:37Signs.
43:37There's no coincidences in life.
43:39The grief that you feel when you lose somebody is such a big, huge tidal wave.
43:46And some days, it's like a splash.
43:50And some days, it's a tsunami.
43:52But if you just look for the signs, you never know what you're going to find.
43:56I mean, like, with Jesus, my friend who just passed away.
44:07Kim called me a few days ago and said that Jesus came to her in a dream and said,
44:13please tell Kylie that I love her.
44:15Oh.
44:16Yeah.
44:17Kylie recently lost one of her closest friends.
44:21He passed away suddenly.
44:23And he does show up to her in certain ways.
44:27And I think that is so special.
44:29And I think it's so beautiful when people who've passed on, they want to reassure you
44:34and tell you that they're okay.
44:36Sometimes I get really jealous of some of my sisters because they do have dreams of my dad.
44:42And I have not in years and years and years.
44:46And I'm like, but I'm open.
44:48I want to receive those messages.
44:50And I just don't get them.
44:52So everyone is different.
44:54But I do think it's a beautiful thing when the universe gives those to you.
45:00We love you, MJ.
45:01Love you, MJ.
45:02Love you, MJ.
45:03Okay.
45:04Love you.
45:04Love you.
45:05Love you.
45:05Bye.
45:06Bye.
45:08It's very clear.
45:11What the f*** was that?
45:12What was that?
45:12That's a joke, right?
45:14That was a joke.
45:15Who did that?
45:16Are you guys joking with us?
45:17Who did that?
45:18Shut up.
45:21You did that.
45:22What's downstairs?
45:22How could I have done that?
45:24I swear.
45:26I can definitely hear something.
45:27But it's like that.
45:29We're not crazy.
45:31We don't...
45:32Shut up.
45:33We're not crazy.
45:34We're not crazy.
45:35We are all laying in a bed, having a sleepover on a weeknight, waiting for ghosts to appear
45:41and knock on the wall.
45:43Let me tell you who's not crazy.
45:44What the f*** do you mean we're not crazy?
45:47I got f***ing spy binoculars with me.
45:50Praying that a ghost is going to appear.
45:52I mean, this is our normal.
45:54I clearly watch too much daylight.
45:56What the f*** do you have to do?
46:02Oh, shit.
46:05Scott, they're animals.
46:06I'm a liar.
46:08Okay, so listen, drunky.
46:10Oh, my God.
46:11No, you can't do the straight trip.
46:13They're tripping.
46:16You're my ghost, aren't you?
46:17The ghost did not show up for us tonight, but what he did do for us was bring us all together.
46:25So, I know you're gone, but thank you for that parting gift.
46:30Mommy!
46:31Kylie, I will f*** punch you.
46:34This night definitely felt like as close to old times as you can get, and it just reminds
46:41me that we need to do this more.
46:43I think we just need to sleep together every night.
46:45Okay.
46:46Scott, go to sleep.
46:47Scott, turn it off.
46:49He's on Pornhub right now.
46:52Pornhub.
46:53I'm on you.
46:55Wait, what's Pornhub?
46:56Mom, please.
46:59You have a live stream.
47:01My God.
47:03Wait, could that make money?
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05Are you kidding me?
47:08What was that?
47:10It's Britney, bitch.
47:11It's Britney, bitch.
47:17Next time on the season finale of The Kardashians.
47:23All right, we're going to kick it off.
47:25It's real here.
47:26It was a 20-minute conversation in front of 200 guests.
47:29Want a panel?
47:30Surprise.
47:32No one told me anything about anything.
47:33You're like, this is our wedding.
47:34What's going to happen?
47:36It's not squid games.
47:37It's game time.
47:38You excited?
47:38I'm going in for my test.
47:40Today is the day.
47:41It is here.
47:42I slept like shit.
47:43Oh, my God.
47:44How'd it go?
47:45I just ran out of time.
47:46Oh, no.
47:48I feel like you have anger more towards me than other people.
47:52I don't know what I've done to Kourtney.
47:54I just need to, like, block the energy.
47:57Yeah, I blocked her.
47:58I don't think I've ever blocked anyone.
48:00All of us feel like you, like, hate us and that you don't want to be a part of our lives.
48:05It's been really hard over the past so many years.
48:40He's about to come, boy.
48:45My life is bubbling.
48:47My life is bubbling.
48:49Life is bubbling.
48:52Who wants a Jesus?
48:54Get excited.
48:55See?
48:56Right?
48:58Okay.
48:58Little Jesus enthusiasm.
49:01Bless you, my friends.
49:03I want a baby Jesus.
49:05Okay, they're here for you guys.
49:07Baby Jesus.
49:08Pass them around.
49:09You can have those.
49:10Keep them.
49:12I have so many.
49:13Everybody needs a baby.
49:14Put it in your car.
49:16I'm going to trademark that.
49:19She wants to trademark Jesus.
49:21Listen, you guys.
49:23God's watching.
49:24Trust me.
49:26Just trust me.
49:27Just trust me.
49:27I'm going to.
49:36I have so many people.
49:38See you.
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