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00:06Oh, my God.
00:07I have the best idea.
00:08Okay.
00:09Aerial advertising.
00:10So you want to do a loop?
00:14Turns out we didn't do a great job of disappearing cash.
00:17One of the crocs we fed him to exploded.
00:21They found a hand inside the croc.
00:24I think he might have been killed and fed to the croc to cover it up.
00:28There's a tragedy to losing in an accident like...
00:32I want you to bring me every fucking asshole who wanted cash to eat.
00:37The spray tan made me feel a bit cocky.
00:40Spray tan?
00:42Tense form.
00:43So what do we do about our American friends?
00:46Good fucking question.
00:58I'm working at my job.
00:59Yeah, that's right.
01:00I'm working at my job.
01:01I'm completing all the tasks that are assigned by my boss.
01:07I'm working.
01:08I'm working.
01:09I'm working.
01:10I'm working.
01:11I'm working.
01:12I'm working.
01:13I'm working.
01:14I'm working.
01:15I'm working.
01:16I'm working.
01:17I'm working.
01:18I'm working.
01:19I'm working.
01:20I'm working.
01:21Tasks that are assigned by my boss
01:24I'm working, I'm working, working, working
01:29I'm working, I'm working, working
01:31I'm working, I'm working at my job
01:34I do it every day in exchange for pay
01:40I'm working on a raise
01:42I sleep in eight hours
01:43Hi, my name is Joyce Davis
01:44I'm a reporter with the girl
01:45I do it every day
01:47I'm working, I'm working
01:50I'm working, working, I'm working
01:52I'm working, working, I'm working
01:55I'm working on my job
01:57I'm working on my posture
01:59I'm cordial and bright
02:01Yeah, that's right
02:02I'm gentle when I speak
02:04Yeah, that's me
02:05Whatever you need
02:06Whatever you say
02:08I completely agree
02:10I do! I agree!
02:14It's crazy, it's been a crazy year
02:16They are as good as they look
02:18I've had it myself
02:19Hey, now I'm lucky
02:21Next in line
02:22Next in line
02:22Oh, can I get you something else?
02:27Paper or plastic?
02:28Do you need a receipt?
02:30Alright, right back at you
02:31Thank you
02:32Next in line
02:33I'd love to help because I'm working
02:36I'm working at my job
02:37Oh, I need you something else!
02:44I will help because I'm working
02:46I'm working, I'm working, I'm working for my job
02:49Who loves the sun?
03:01Who cares that it makes plants grow?
03:06Who cares what it does
03:09Since you broke my heart?
03:12Who loves the wind?
03:18Who cares that it makes breezes?
03:21Who cares what it does
03:24Since you broke my heart?
03:27Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
03:28Who loves the sun?
03:34Ba-ba-ba-ba
03:36Who loves the sun?
03:41Ba-ba-ba-ba
03:42Blah, blah, blah, blah.
04:00Hi, Skinner.
04:02What the fuck?
04:04Can you take this sock out, please, Pete?
04:08No.
04:09What the fuck am I doing here?
04:11You're next on the board.
04:14Huh?
04:15You're next on the board.
04:20Is this about your fucking shitty brother?
04:23My brother wasn't shitty.
04:26Cash was a fucking arsehole.
04:29My brother was an angel.
04:34Everyone thought he was a fucking dick.
04:38No, they didn't.
04:41Fuck you.
04:45I'm gonna fucking kill you.
04:47Are you?
04:48Run, run, run.
04:50Run, fuck.
04:53So think back a week ago on Thursday.
04:56Where were you?
04:57What?
04:58Last week on Thursday.
05:00Where were you, Skinner?
05:02Pinger's fucking release party.
05:06Bullshit.
05:07Ask Dave.
05:08He was there.
05:09Yeah, I was there, but you weren't there.
05:13We sing karaoke, you dumb fuck.
05:15Island's in the fucking stream.
05:18Oh, yeah.
05:19Yeah, we did.
05:21It's pretty good.
05:22Must have hit the bags and the piss pretty hard that night, huh?
05:25Get the fuck out of here, Skinner.
05:32Get your fuck now, Moni.
05:34You know that, right?
05:35You go after me, everyone's gonna fucking turn on you.
05:40Yeah, yeah.
05:44Fuck!
05:45Get your fuck out of here, Skinner.
05:46Fuck!
05:47The next time I'm about to brand a notoriously vengeful criminal,
05:53maybe take a moment to consider whether you
05:56are a crucial part of their alibi.
06:00You stupid fuck!
06:03Sorry, Mum.
06:04Just because he was a pinger's doesn't mean he wasn't involved.
06:11Yeah, our killer wasn't at a fucking release party, Suze.
06:15Whoever killed him was looking into his eyes as he died.
06:19We going to prison?
06:33Well, the graph has covered the crock, the explosion in the hand,
06:36but there's nothing in here anywhere about us.
06:38See?
06:39We're fine.
06:40In fact, given that our bank account is currently bursting at the seams,
06:43I'd say we're better than fine.
06:44Oh, don't get any ideas, all right?
06:45The advance payment from Chemist Galore has got to go right back into the business.
06:49We're killing it, Martin.
06:50We're crushing sales, and we're going to that Chemist Galore hotshot party day.
06:54Vendor engagement and training day, yeah.
06:56Right, and they only invite their favorite brands, right?
06:59Correct.
07:00Which makes us beauty retail royalty, so start acting like it.
07:03No frivolous spending, Vicky.
07:05Why are you like this?
07:06Because someone has to be.
07:08God.
07:14Jesus, fuck.
07:16Morning, dickheads.
07:18How'd you get in here?
07:19Credit card and a decade of experience.
07:22How long have you been here?
07:24What's the matter?
07:26Well, what if we didn't come back all day?
07:28You're just going to sit in the dark like a bunch of weirdos?
07:31Did you even bring snacks?
07:32Yeah, we bought fucking snacks.
07:33What kind of fucking snacks did you bring?
07:36Tim Tams.
07:37Yum.
07:37Okay, I'm guessing this is about the exploding crocodile.
07:41So you told the news?
07:42We did?
07:43Which brings me to my next question.
07:44What the fuck are you still doing here?
07:47Well, if the cops knew anything, we'd already be caught, right?
07:49Don't worry about the cops.
07:51These sisters out of jail.
07:52The tattoo lady.
07:53She's been interrogating everyone that crossed paths with her brother.
07:57Breaking bones.
07:58Burning flesh.
08:00Cutting fingers.
08:01And because Martin was Cash's last mark, it's just a matter of time before she lands on him.
08:06Which means you two need to get the fuck out of town.
08:09Preferably the country.
08:10Shit.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Shit.
08:15How sure are we that she'll even figure out it was us?
08:17Why?
08:20I mean, it's just business-wise, things are kind of on the up for us.
08:25Yeah.
08:25I don't think you hear what we're fucking saying.
08:27She's offering 75 grand to anyone who catches Cash's killer.
08:31She's not going to stop until she gets her man.
08:35Okay.
08:35Uh, what if we can point her in the direction of a different man?
08:40How are we going to do that, genius?
08:41I don't know.
08:42Frame job?
08:43What does that mean?
08:44Okay, off the top of my head, we find a patsy.
08:47Someone deserving.
08:49Come up with a story of why they would want Cash dead and then lay out some breadcrumbs for the sister.
08:55Boom.
08:56We're in the clear.
08:57Okay, but won't Moni kill the patsy?
09:00I said deserving, didn't I?
09:02Look, can we focus, please?
09:03I'm supposed to be out getting gaffer tape.
09:06Okay, what if we frame someone who's already dead?
09:09Hmm.
09:10Disturbing pivot.
09:12Intriguing.
09:12Where are you going to get a dead body?
09:14Because I'm shit out of corpses.
09:17Don't know about you, Terry.
09:19Actually.
09:20Oh, shit.
09:21Really?
09:23Maybe.
09:24Okay, so just stress testing this.
09:26We get a random body, but I mean, can we really turn it into a viable killer?
09:32Well, I mean, I have fabricated a few identities in my time.
09:38Buddy, what do you say?
09:40Can you do it?
09:41I didn't get you fuckwits into this mess.
09:42So if I get you out, I'll get every cent of that reward.
09:47You got it?
09:47No, no deal.
09:48We're out.
09:48No, no, no.
09:49Yes, we'll do it.
09:51Fine, we'll do it.
09:52So could we actually pull it off?
09:54I mean, it's not going to be easy.
09:56I mean, it's not going to be easy.
09:58Kadavis don't come cheap.
09:59They need some cash.
10:00Well, we don't have any money, so...
10:01Vicki, we do have money.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04I'm never going to be rich, am I?
10:06Oh!
10:07I thought you two were siblings.
10:08We are siblings.
10:09Why are you hitting your brother's balls?
10:10It was a ball tap.
10:12Chill out.
10:13That's not right.
10:15Thank you, Terry.
10:16You're welcome.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:18Hello, celebrity smiles.
10:23Hi, my name is Joyce Davis.
10:24I'm a reporter with The Graph.
10:25I'm investigating a story,
10:27and I'm hoping you might be able to help.
10:29Okay.
10:30I'm looking for a patient missing a canine,
10:32likely in rough shape,
10:33maybe didn't want to give you the full story
10:34about what happened.
10:35Um, I can't really divulge that kind of information.
10:39But that rings a bell, yeah?
10:42Uh, maybe.
10:44Okay, listen, I get it.
10:46There are rules.
10:46But this is a murder I'm talking about.
10:50That's right.
10:53There was this one guy
10:54who came in screaming, covered in blood.
10:57You know what happened?
10:58Doc reckons someone went at him with pliers.
11:02I know this is against protocol,
11:04but if you could give me his name,
11:07you could be the person
11:08who stops this from happening again.
11:11Logan Jameson.
11:15Address?
11:16Find a body is new for me.
11:21Where do you think we'll get it?
11:22I don't know.
11:23What?
11:24You're not even interested?
11:25Look, Vicky, we need to focus.
11:27If we're going to secure
11:28a national distribution deal,
11:29we need to impress people today.
11:31Okay.
11:32Hi, Martin and Vicky Marvin.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Sorry, what company are you with?
11:35Transform.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:37The plane crash?
11:38That's us.
11:39That's us.
11:39You cannot buy that type of coverage.
11:43I heard your sales boomed.
11:44I think it was mostly the product.
11:47Yeah, sure.
11:49Thanks.
11:49All right, thank you.
11:52Vicky!
11:52Oh, yeah, no, thank you.
11:54Bye.
12:01Oh, hey, there's Henley.
12:02Huh?
12:04Henley!
12:05Henley!
12:05How are you?
12:07I can't hear you.
12:09He said, how are you doing?
12:11Okay.
12:12So how does one maximize
12:14the utility of this type of thing?
12:16Go to panels, ask questions,
12:18mingle, talk up the product.
12:20Okay, so you do the boring stuff,
12:21I do the fun stuff?
12:22Yeah, I thought we'd start here.
12:23Well, you can start here.
12:24Ooh, open bar for attendees.
12:26Okay, I'm going to go schmooze and booze.
12:27Okay.
12:30Hey, can I get a...
12:35Hi.
12:36Coffee, please, Black.
12:38Sorry, Ms. Blansky.
12:39Machine's broken.
12:40I can have someone
12:41grab some from the cafe.
12:42No, no, no need.
12:43I'll have sparkling water instead.
12:45Thanks.
12:46Right away.
12:46I will have that too, actually.
12:50Vicky Marvin,
12:51co-CEO of Tansform.
12:53Hazel, I don't shake hands.
12:56I don't either.
12:57Yeah, no.
12:58Imagine.
13:01New to the spray tan biz,
13:02you may have heard of us.
13:03We just crashed a plane.
13:05On purpose.
13:06Great question.
13:07If you have a moment,
13:08I'd love to tell you about it.
13:10Sorry, my schedule's packed,
13:11but nice to meet you.
13:13Oh, okay.
13:14So you're not into the
13:16women helping women thing?
13:18I get it.
13:18I thought...
13:19I thought we were leaving the ladder down,
13:21not raising it up,
13:22but I must...
13:22Oh, this.
13:24Does it normally work for you?
13:26Emotionally manipulating people
13:27with negative feedback?
13:29Yeah, it actually does.
13:30Okay, well,
13:33at least you're honest.
13:34If you give me ten minutes,
13:36I won't tell everybody here
13:36that you're a misogynistic monster.
13:42You've got five.
13:44Great.
13:45See?
13:46It works.
13:48Excuse me.
13:49Excuse me.
13:51Hey.
13:51Do you mind if I, uh...
13:52Go ahead.
13:53This is exciting.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Morning.
13:59I'm Lewis Templeton.
14:04And I'm here to talk about
14:05how to compete as a new business.
14:07Or as I like to refer to this talk,
14:09how to build a parachute in midair
14:10as you're hurtling towards the ground.
14:13Because that's what it's like, right?
14:14I mean, you've got no money,
14:16your manufacturer is demanding payment,
14:18your rent's due,
14:18the tax man is calling,
14:19all of which is happening
14:20whilst your rival,
14:22owned by a multinational stock market-listed
14:23money-spewing monster,
14:24tries to steamroll you.
14:27I know.
14:29Trust me, I know.
14:29When I first started my organic dog food company,
14:32all I wanted to do
14:34was feed my terrier, Basil,
14:37who sadly passed away in February.
14:39It's okay.
14:41I just wanted to feed him something healthy.
14:44Ten months in,
14:44I had 75 retail orders I couldn't fill
14:46and a corporation,
14:473,000 times my size,
14:49was suing me for existing.
14:51So how did I survive?
14:54I stopped
14:55being
14:57afraid.
15:02I've been debating about
15:07what my reporter persona should be.
15:09Decided to go with
15:10aggressively sceptical.
15:11Uh, maybe leave the talking to me.
15:13Oh yeah, I'm not going to say anything,
15:14I'm just going to watch.
15:23Hello?
15:23Hi, Logan Jameson.
15:26Yes, can I help you?
15:27Joyce Davis, reporter with The Graph.
15:29Uh, this might sound strange,
15:31but
15:31I think this is yours.
15:34Ah, no, that's not mine.
15:36Sorry, thank you.
15:36We just have a few questions.
15:38What?
15:38I don't have any answers.
15:40If that's the case,
15:40maybe there's someone else we could talk to.
15:42Uh, sorry honey,
15:43just charity workers.
15:44Just give me a sec.
15:46Alright, fine.
15:48Look,
15:48there's a bloke I heard some money to.
15:51I couldn't pay,
15:52so he took my tooth.
15:53End of story.
15:54And why did you owe him money?
15:56Just one of those things.
15:58And is that why you killed him?
15:59Because of one of those things?
16:01Wait,
16:02who killed who?
16:03Uh,
16:03the establishment where your tooth was forcibly removed
16:06was owned by a man who was recently murdered.
16:09Now, we're not saying,
16:10I fucking am.
16:11You hated him,
16:11so you killed him.
16:12We're on to you, buddy.
16:13Wait, wait, wait.
16:14I didn't kill anyone.
16:15Tell that to the cops.
16:17There's no need for police.
16:18When someone kills someone,
16:19the police are normally needed, right?
16:22Normally, yeah.
16:23This is just a misunderstanding.
16:26I'm sure a jury of your peers
16:27would agree with you on that
16:28and not send you to prison forever.
16:30Ha ha, they will.
16:32Okay, tell us what happened.
16:34Fine.
16:36A couple of months back,
16:38first Friday of May,
16:39I went to the casino.
16:41Alright?
16:42I won the jackpot
16:43and then this woman
16:44took an interest in me.
16:46Uh, can you describe her?
16:47Yeah, describe her.
16:48Mid-thirties,
16:50dark hair,
16:51petite,
16:52called herself Susie.
16:54Anyway, she took me to a bar
16:55and we were knocking them back.
16:57Name of the bar?
16:58It's Sour Fox.
17:01We get to talking
17:02and we realise we have,
17:04shall we say,
17:05similar interests.
17:08And the next thing I know,
17:09I'm at a hotel room
17:10sharing those interests.
17:12What exactly are we talking about?
17:17Was that really relevant?
17:18Yeah, very.
17:21She spanked my feet.
17:23Oh.
17:25Is that it?
17:26I thought you were going to say something weird.
17:29Is it not?
17:30No, feet stuff's pretty mainstream.
17:32I love feet stuff.
17:33Oh, okay.
17:34So, Susie?
17:35Right, so,
17:36next day at breakfast,
17:38she shows me this video of us
17:40and that's when Cash showed up.
17:41They blackmailed you.
17:43Yeah, they were going to tell my wife
17:44so I paid
17:45and they deleted the video.
17:46So, when did the tooth happen?
17:48A few weeks later.
17:49Cash showed up alone
17:50in wanting more money,
17:51had another copy of the video.
17:53But I figured if I paid
17:54then I'd be on the hook forever
17:56so I said no
17:56and that's how I wound up
17:58with pliers in my mouth.
17:59So, you took your tooth,
18:00you went in revenge
18:00and so you fucking killed him?
18:01No, I didn't kill him.
18:03You sure?
18:05I'm married with three kids.
18:06I'm an engineer.
18:07I'm not a bloody gangster.
18:09Okay.
18:10If you think of anything else,
18:12listen, these people,
18:15you don't want to mess with them.
18:16And you don't want to mess with us.
18:19Anyways, good talking with you.
18:21Okay?
18:22Have a day.
18:24Okay.
18:25Yep.
18:25See ya.
18:26Yes.
18:26So, I basically just have one question
18:32and that is
18:33how can I be exactly like you?
18:36You don't want to be me.
18:38Okay, the hot bartender
18:39was going to send someone
18:40to get you coffee.
18:41I want people to bring me beverages
18:43from faraway places.
18:44Yeah, I know it sounds good
18:45but my phone never stops ringing.
18:47Anyway, tell me about you.
18:48Okay, um,
18:50my brother and I
18:51started a spray tan company
18:52this year
18:53and we're in a few stores
18:55and we're doing pretty good.
18:56And what did you do before?
18:58I
18:58bounced around.
19:01Yeah, well,
19:02I did my fair share
19:03of bouncing around at one point.
19:04You were
19:05a bouncer around her?
19:06Well,
19:07I wasn't always
19:08Hazel Bolanski.
19:09There was a point in my life
19:10where I wasn't exactly focused.
19:12How did you
19:12figure it out?
19:14Hard work.
19:16There are no shortcuts,
19:17especially as a woman.
19:18No, I love shortcuts though.
19:20Ugh, that sucks.
19:22I know this is going
19:23to sound shallow
19:23but all I want in life
19:26is to be rich
19:27and successful
19:28in the envy
19:30of every single
19:31fucking person
19:31I've ever met.
19:33Incredibly shallow.
19:34You know,
19:35it's not all
19:35it's cracked up to be.
19:36Well, only a rich person
19:37would say that.
19:38You know,
19:39a lot of people
19:39rely on me
19:40which means that
19:41my life has to be together.
19:43You know what I mean?
19:44No, I don't.
19:45Not at all.
19:46Okay.
19:46Uh,
19:47chemist galore
19:48paid for a suite
19:49all expenses
19:50and what am I
19:52going to do tonight?
19:53I'm going to answer
19:53some work emails
19:54go for a run
19:55on the treadmill
19:56answer more emails
19:57go to bed.
19:58Okay.
19:58Well,
19:59it sounds like
20:00you just need someone
20:01to remind you
20:01how to have a good time
20:02which is kind of
20:03my whole thing
20:04and lucky for you
20:05I'm about to show you
20:07the night of your
20:08goddamn life
20:09and all I need
20:09in exchange
20:10is a couple
20:10business tips.
20:12Easy.
20:12Um,
20:14thanks but
20:15One night!
20:16Put your fucking
20:17phone on silent.
20:18This is actually
20:19a great deal for you
20:20it's better for you
20:20than for me.
20:21We're doing this
20:21just say yes.
20:23This is actually
20:23not a question
20:24you're doing this.
20:25We can bring this guy
20:26if you want to.
20:26We're going to have
20:27the best night of your life.
20:27Say yes.
20:28Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:30Fuck it.
20:32Fuck yeah.
20:32Now, how did I learn
20:36how not to be afraid?
20:37To explain
20:38I'm going to need
20:39a volunteer.
20:40Anyone.
20:43Yes, you.
20:44Come on up.
20:47Good man.
20:49Introduce yourself.
20:51Hi, I'm Martin Marvin.
20:52I'm the CEO of Tansform.
20:54We're a spray tank company.
20:56And how's business?
20:57Great.
20:58Sales are up.
20:58We're nearing
20:59a national distribution deal.
21:01That's great, Mike.
21:07Now, I'm going to present you
21:08with a theoretical.
21:10A larger, rival company
21:12sees Tansform
21:13taking a small piece
21:16of their market share
21:16so they offer you a choice.
21:18They'll buy you out
21:19at a fraction of your worth
21:20or they'll undercut you
21:22across the sector
21:23in order to destroy you.
21:24What do you do?
21:25I mean, I would have to
21:27look at the numbers,
21:28examine the data.
21:29You've got to build
21:29some spreadsheets, right?
21:30That's true.
21:30It's wrong.
21:31There's no numbers
21:31in the game they're playing.
21:32They're just trying to kill you.
21:33So what do you do?
21:35What do you do?
21:36When you're in a situation
21:37where you have no power,
21:39no leverage,
21:40no escape,
21:40and you're facing
21:41death,
21:45you need to introduce doubt.
21:47Do you know why, Martin?
21:50Because we want to make them
21:51question their own beliefs,
21:52knock them off balance.
21:53In order to do that,
21:54you need to be confident.
21:56You need to be feared.
21:57You need to project power.
22:00So we're going to do
22:01a little exercise.
22:02Is that okay?
22:03Sounds fine.
22:04Studies show that
22:05recalling past experiences
22:07in which you felt powerful
22:08can give you a psychological edge
22:10in situations in which
22:11you're fundamentally weak.
22:13So what I want you to do
22:14is pretend that I'm the head
22:17of a rival,
22:19spray-down business.
22:19I've offered you
22:21the aforementioned
22:22lose-lose situation.
22:25How are you going to counter?
22:27Uh, well, uh...
22:29Wrong.
22:29You've already lost.
22:30Try again.
22:31But this time,
22:31before you respond,
22:33I want you to think
22:35about a moment
22:35in which you felt powerful.
22:40Okay.
22:41Will I give it a shot?
22:42You okay?
22:51Yeah.
22:51You got your image?
22:54No, but let me, uh,
22:56try it, try again.
23:09You ready?
23:10Come, uh, uh...
23:16Yeah?
23:18Good.
23:19Counter me.
23:20No counter.
23:22No counter.
23:23Yeah, we're a good company.
23:25Ignore them.
23:26Focus on us.
23:26But they're going to kill you.
23:28I don't think so.
23:29Yes, they are.
23:30They're going to kill you.
23:31This is not going to end
23:33well for you, Martin.
23:33What are you going to do?
23:36What are you going to do, Martin?
23:38They're going to kill you, Martin.
23:40I just did not have come up here.
23:46Martin, I'm sorry.
23:47It's just an exercise.
23:51It's just an exercise.
23:52Let's hear it for Martin, everybody.
23:58Uh, can I have another...
24:01You know, we're going to skip this bit.
24:03Okay, moving on.
24:05PHONE RINGS
24:07WHISTLE BLOWS
24:09WHISTLE BLOWS
24:10WHISTLE BLOWS
24:11WHISTLE BLOWS
24:12WHISTLE BLOWS
24:13WHISTLE BLOWS
24:13Ah!
24:14Oh!
24:14Oh!
24:14Oh!
24:15Oh, shit.
24:16Oh, shit.
24:17Ah, got there.
24:20Ah!
24:21Oh, God.
24:51Oh, God.
25:21What are you doing?
25:29Scissors.
25:51Hurry up.
26:00Cleaner comes in ten.
26:04This is where we keep the unclaimed ones.
26:07No family, no next of kin, just dead flesh in a refrigerator.
26:11Lovely.
26:11On the menu today, dry-aged ribeye.
26:18Local, free range.
26:20Need a man.
26:21A man.
26:22Okay.
26:24There you go.
26:27A man.
26:31With a face?
26:33Face.
26:34Okay.
26:36Okay.
26:37Last up, we have this.
26:40Full face.
26:42Full disclosure, he is missing a leg.
26:44Is that all you got?
26:45That's it.
26:48How'd he go?
26:49Heart attack.
26:53Riding a motorbike.
26:55That's the leg.
26:56He was wearing his helmet, though.
26:57That's the face.
27:00Fuck, you'll have to do.
27:06Pop your side leads, please.
27:37You're on to something real back there.
27:46Weren't you?
27:48I don't know what you mean.
27:53Yeah, you do.
27:56The moment you pictured.
28:00Whatever it was,
28:02I could tell it was powerful.
28:07It made you uncomfortable.
28:15But I promise you,
28:17that feeling,
28:22once you embrace it,
28:25nothing's going to be able to stop you.
28:30Okay.
28:31That's interesting.
28:34That was a good...
28:37Good night.
28:50So this is where Susie took Logan.
28:52Yeah, pretty nice for a shakedown joint.
28:55Yeah, pretty fancy.
28:55Hey, what can I get you to?
29:00Hi, can I speak to the owner?
29:02Yeah, that's me.
29:03Joyce Davis, reporter.
29:05And this is my colleague, Nova Tallua.
29:08We're looking into an extortion ring
29:10that we believe uses your bar
29:12as part of its operation.
29:13Okay.
29:13Well, I don't know anything about that, so...
29:15We never said you did.
29:16We're looking for a woman, comes here every so often,
29:21mid-30s, dark hair, goes by Susie, we think.
29:25All right.
29:26Doesn't really narrow down much, does it, love?
29:29Oh, how convenient.
29:31Love.
29:32Any chance we can take a look at your footage?
29:35Oh, just the security footage.
29:38No.
29:39Not that me.
29:40That's what we call obstructing justice.
29:42Sorry, what makes you think
29:44I want my bar blasted all over the news
29:46as the centre of some, what, like, rip-off ring?
29:48Oh, no.
29:49No, no, no.
29:50It's hard enough to make a business like this work
29:51without being bad-mouthed all over town by you lot.
29:55It's starting to sound a lot like you were involved.
29:57Yeah, well, I'm not.
29:59Okay, and unless you would like a drink,
30:01can I politely ask you both to move on?
30:03Actually, I would like a drink.
30:05Okay, what would you like?
30:06Wouldn't you like to know?
30:08Yes.
30:09Yeah.
30:10Yeah, I would.
30:12And if you would like a drink,
30:13you tell me what that is,
30:14and then I'll get it for you.
30:16That's how this works.
30:19Uh, just make it two white wines.
30:21Two white wines.
30:22Thanks.
30:22That was easy.
30:38Who is it?
30:40Open the door.
30:42Oh, fuck it.
30:45Terry!
30:46Hey, mate.
30:47Oh, just the man I was looking for.
30:49Hey, I've got the money.
30:50I owe you.
30:51Yeah, come in.
30:53Ah, um, make yourself at home?
30:56Yeah, just, I want to say,
30:57I don't have feelings from last time.
30:59Yeah?
30:59That's just what mates do.
31:00All right?
31:01And thanks for the pillow.
31:02Really appreciate it.
31:03Hey, I won big at the Trips last night.
31:06Have you been?
31:07Ah, it's good.
31:08A mate was telling me,
31:09you gotta go.
31:09Gotta go.
31:10And we went and,
31:11oh, fuck, I won big money.
31:13It was good.
31:14I bet you should come with me next time.
31:15Yeah?
31:16Um, yeah, the money.
31:18Um,
31:18so,
31:20oh, fuck.
31:23I put it right here.
31:26Uh, the,
31:26the cleaner must have swiped it.
31:28I saw her the other day
31:29as I was leaving
31:30and she gave me this funny,
31:31funny little look
31:32and this bit of side eye
31:33and I, I know,
31:34it was her
31:34because I put it right here
31:35and, I mean,
31:36you can't trust anyone anymore,
31:37can you?
31:38Oh, it's a tough one bit, huh?
31:41Ah.
31:46Ta-da.
31:47What's that?
31:48Your debt paid,
31:50courtesy of some
31:51international investors.
31:53Oi.
31:56Oh, wow.
31:59Ah.
31:59Woo!
32:00What do I have to do?
32:02What you do best, Benno,
32:04lie.
32:09Surely this isn't
32:10the first roadblock
32:11you've hit in a big story.
32:12My reporting in Indiana
32:14mostly dealt
32:15with small town ordinances.
32:18That might be
32:19the most boring sentence
32:20ever uttered.
32:22How did I do it
32:23for ten years?
32:24Is that why you left?
32:25For something bigger?
32:26Uh, yeah,
32:27that was part of it.
32:29And the other part?
32:31Um,
32:33I was married.
32:34Yeah,
32:34I still am actually.
32:36Oh,
32:37now there's a story.
32:38So what happened?
32:39Well,
32:40when Martin and I met,
32:43we wanted the same things.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Big city,
32:47big job,
32:47big life,
32:48but
32:48he went through
32:50some tough life stuff
32:51and, uh,
32:53he changed.
32:54You know,
32:55got scared,
32:56started saying no
32:57to everything.
32:58No to moving to New York,
33:00no to the ambitious job,
33:02no to
33:02having kids.
33:04Yeah,
33:06I thought it was temporary,
33:08but the longer it went on,
33:09the more he dug in.
33:11And, um,
33:12yeah,
33:14eventually I had to make a choice.
33:18That's what scares me
33:19about working with my family.
33:22Getting trapped forever.
33:27To not getting trapped.
33:29To not getting trapped.
33:31This wine is awful.
33:38I like it,
33:39but all wine tastes the same to me.
33:41But that's why people
33:42probably hate this place.
33:44Why do you say that?
33:45I checked the reviews
33:46before we arrived.
33:47They are
33:48unkind.
33:54These are brutal.
33:55Explains why
33:56you didn't want to help.
33:57Any more bad publicity
33:58and this place is sunk.
34:01Joyce?
34:04Just be a second.
34:06Joyce.
34:07Joyce.
34:09If you're not having this,
34:10can I just have the rep?
34:12I'm just going to have it.
34:13Do not operate
34:14heavy machinery
34:15after this, please.
34:17Hey,
34:18two more?
34:18Hey.
34:19How would you feel
34:20about a glowing write-up
34:21in the graph?
34:22Full five-star treatment.
34:26Oh,
34:26what's it going to cost me?
34:31Hi,
34:31it's Vicky.
34:32Leave me a message.
34:33A short message.
34:34Hey,
34:35it's me.
34:36Where are you?
34:36I started from the bottom
34:51and now I'm rich.
34:52I got in my bag
34:53and I ain't look back six.
34:55I started to say sorry,
34:56but fuck that shit.
34:58You started out hating,
34:59now you love my drip.
35:01I started from the bottom
35:02and now I'm rich.
35:04I got in my bag
35:05and I ain't look back six.
35:07I started to say sorry,
35:08but fuck that shit.
35:10You started out hating,
35:11now you love my drip.
35:12Hey,
35:12bitch,
35:12they looking at me.
35:13They not looking at you.
35:15I don't mean to be rude.
35:16I'm a 10,
35:17you a 2.
35:18He be blowing me up
35:19like a fucking balloon.
35:20I just tell him,
35:21give me space
35:22like the man on the moon.
35:23You know that I'm the best.
35:25Is that why you depressed?
35:26Say you getting a check
35:28or you be fronting like brass.
35:29I look good for myself.
35:31I got no one to impress.
35:32You better ask your GPS.
35:33I ain't the one to impress.
35:35So,
35:35bitch,
35:35look.
35:36Okay,
35:36come on.
35:37You gotta come in.
35:38Get these out.
35:39Come on.
35:40We have to do this.
35:43No way.
35:45No way.
35:45Here we go.
35:46Way.
35:47Fucking,
35:48fucking,
35:49good God.
35:51Woo!
35:52Thought it was gonna be warmer.
35:54Oh my God,
35:54that's not as advertised.
35:56Australia's fucking cold.
35:57Come on.
36:01Okay.
36:04So,
36:05how did you become
36:07Hazel Bolansky?
36:09When did you stop bouncing around?
36:12Um,
36:13well,
36:14I was,
36:15I was a mess,
36:16to be honest.
36:16I lived in a no-bedroom apartment
36:19above a kebab shop.
36:21Gorgeous.
36:22And my main source of income
36:24was selling nitrous bulbs to kids.
36:28Um,
36:28high school kids.
36:30I had morals.
36:32I had four different credit cards,
36:34three of which were not in my name.
36:37I totally get it.
36:39I spent a summer putting broken glass
36:41into salads
36:42and then
36:42suing restaurants.
36:46Wow.
36:46I know.
36:48You are a piece of trash.
36:50I'm a piece of shit.
36:51Haven't you realized that yet?
36:53Wow.
36:54Very impressive.
36:58Okay,
36:58so then
36:59what changed?
37:02Oh,
37:03it's not like,
37:03I mean,
37:04I wanted something else.
37:05I just,
37:05I didn't know how to change.
37:07So,
37:08I kept going back
37:09to what I knew
37:09and then
37:10one day
37:11I have this altercation
37:13with a client
37:15and I slip on a bowl
37:17and I wake up in ER
37:18with a fractured skull.
37:19No, no, no, no, no.
37:21Felt like the universe
37:21was telling me
37:22to get on with it,
37:23you know?
37:23Oh my God.
37:24Okay,
37:25I think I figured it out.
37:26So to achieve my dreams
37:28and be like you,
37:30I just have to have
37:31a near-death experience.
37:34You are a unique one, Vicky.
37:36Mm-hmm.
37:38I like to think so.
37:40You know what?
37:41What?
37:42We should do something together.
37:45Your company
37:46and mine.
37:48That is
37:49such a good idea,
37:51Hazel.
37:52Mm-hmm.
37:53Okay.
37:53That's the first smart thing
37:55you've said all night.
37:55Mm-hmm.
37:57Well,
37:58thank you.
38:01Um,
38:02right,
38:02so there you go.
38:03May the 3rd.
38:05Mm-hmm.
38:05Can you fast forward?
38:06Yeah.
38:06Keep going.
38:09Keep going.
38:10Oh my God,
38:10there's Logan.
38:11Uh,
38:11hit play.
38:12Uh,
38:12yep.
38:16Pause.
38:17Yep.
38:19Enhance.
38:20What?
38:21It doesn't do that.
38:23Never mind.
38:25There she is.
38:27Our mystery woman.
38:36That's the last one.
38:40All right,
38:40Rusty.
38:41Thanks for coming
38:42and helping
38:43with our inquiry.
38:45Love to the kids,
38:46eh?
38:46And your missus.
38:48No,
38:48feelings, yeah?
38:49Yeah,
38:50you can have your truth back.
38:54How have we not
38:55found the killer?
38:57We're not being
38:57aggressive enough
38:58in our line
38:59of questioning.
39:01Let's bring them
39:02back in,
39:02start taking eyes.
39:04Hey,
39:04maybe we should
39:05look at the marks.
39:06But I just
39:07don't think
39:08Cash was killed
39:09by some
39:09horned up suit
39:11who got suckered
39:11into a honey trap.
39:12You know,
39:13I've been listening
39:13to this crime podcast
39:14lately.
39:15I mean,
39:15there's too many
39:16outbreaks
39:16and the voice
39:17of the host
39:17is nasty.
39:17Your point,
39:18Dave.
39:19Well,
39:19they say
39:20you always look
39:21at who was
39:22the last person
39:23to see the victim.
39:25Yeah,
39:25yeah,
39:26but I just
39:26don't think
39:27we should be
39:27taking advice
39:28from a podcast.
39:29We...
39:29Who was
39:30the last person
39:31to see him?
39:36Hello?
39:50Hello?
40:04Martin,
40:05listen.
40:06Moni's guys
40:07are on the way
40:07to the motel.
40:08They'll be there
40:09any second.
40:11You need to run.
40:12He's a mark.
40:17That was my idea.
40:19Being a mark
40:19isn't the point.
40:21Just listen
40:22to the podcast
40:22I sent you.
40:23I don't have time
40:24to listen to every podcast
40:25you send through.
40:27I'm happy
40:27just to share the credit.
40:28You always do this.
40:30Do what?
40:31Pick it back
40:31on my idea
40:32so that Mooney
40:32thinks you're the smart one.
40:34I genuinely
40:35don't think
40:36you realise
40:36how smart
40:37that I actually am.
40:42What does that do?
40:51I don't know.
40:52I've only seen him naked.
40:55He's running.
40:56Yep.
41:02Oh, you're gonna bag him.
41:04You wanna bag him?
41:05No, go for it.
41:06No, no, go ahead.
41:07I'll look at the answers, mate.
41:08Yeah.
41:08Go ahead.
41:11Come on!
41:12Go to do some calisthenics, brother.
41:15Engage the core.
41:16No, no, no!
41:18Oh, no, no!
41:19Please, please!
41:20This is a mistake!
41:21This is a mistake!
41:22It's a mistake!
41:22It's a mistake!
41:22It's a mistake!
41:22It's a mistake!
41:23It's a mistake!
41:23It's a mistake!
41:23No, no, no!
41:24Please!
41:24It's a mistake!
41:26Really?
41:27Oh, it's alright, mate.
41:30Come on.
41:32Oh, shit.
41:33You alright, brother?
41:39Hello, fuckface.
41:42What's happening?
41:43Who are you?
41:44Oh, I'm sorry.
41:45How rude.
41:46I'm Moni, and we're trying to figure out who killed my brother.
41:49We thought maybe you could help.
41:52Your brother?
41:53Yeah.
41:54Cash Monroe.
41:55He blackmailed you a couple of weeks back over a fuck vid.
41:59Does that ring any bells?
42:00Wait, he's dead?
42:02Cute.
42:04Pretending you don't know.
42:07Don't pretend.
42:09I didn't kill him.
42:10And yet somebody did, and you were the last person to see him alive, so...
42:14I paid him the money, and he left.
42:16I swear.
42:17Can anyone corroborate?
42:19Yeah, Mom, he did.
42:20He paid, and we left.
42:22Plus, he never really gave off the killer vibes to me.
42:24But it's always the quiet ones, isn't it, Suze?
42:26I mean, maybe he wanted a refund, or he thought that Gash was still going to tell his wife anyway.
42:31No, no, no.
42:31That's not at all.
42:32Oh.
42:34Oh, please.
42:35Okay, hold.
42:38I've been yanking and punching and burning all day.
42:43Let's try something new.
42:45Would you have a mind?
42:46Did you kill my brother?
42:57No.
43:11Tell me you killed my brother, and I'll make it stop.
43:16Kill him.
43:24Again.
43:30Again.
43:35Again.
43:43Fuck.
43:44We're out of water.
43:47Well, fill it up, then.
43:49Sorry, Martin, won't be a minute.
44:11I know you killed him, Martin.
44:12There's no doubt of my deed.
44:16You need to introduce doubt.
44:21You want this to stop?
44:24Confise.
44:26You need to project power.
44:30Martin, we all know you did.
44:31They're going to kill you.
44:33What are you going to do?
44:34I'm assuming Bracer.
44:36Nothing's going to be able to stop you.
44:37It's coke, Martin.
44:47It's the longest I've seen anyone go.
44:48Tell me you killed my brother.
45:00Or are you going to die in this chair, Martin?
45:06It wasn't me.
45:08Again.
45:10Again.
45:10I don't know.
45:40I don't know.
46:10I don't know.
46:40I don't know.
47:10And aspirin on the nightstand.
47:14Thanks.
47:15Sure.
47:17So, I've been thinking about what you said last night.
47:21Oh, what did I say?
47:23Oh, um, about Tansform and Bell Sky Beauty collaborating.
47:28And I have a shit ton of ideas.
47:31Um, okay.
47:35Why don't you call the office?
47:38Oh, sorry.
47:39No, this was, this was your idea.
47:42Mm.
47:43And, and did I have that idea before or after ingesting enough MDMA to fly a rocket to the moon?
47:49Okay, I'm sorry.
47:51Are you blowing me off right now?
47:52Well, Vicky, your company and my brand, they're not at the same scale.
47:59I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
48:01What's the difference though?
48:01I mean, it's just chemicals that you put on your body.
48:04It's taken me years to build my company into what it is.
48:07And I'd like to do it a little faster.
48:09So, help me out.
48:11Oh, would you?
48:12Yeah.
48:13Okay.
48:14All right.
48:15Just look at these ideas.
48:17I'd spend hours on them.
48:18Hours.
48:20Wow.
48:21What the fuck is going on?
48:23You can't shortcut your way to success, Vicky.
48:26Well, I could try if you would stop being such a bitch about it.
48:31Oh, this, this was your plan the whole time.
48:34What?
48:35Get me completely fucked up and convince me to lay out my coattails for you to ride on.
48:41Wow.
48:41Okay.
48:42Well, speaking of coattails, I'm taking this, this robe.
48:46I'm taking this robe, which is like a coat.
48:47Great.
48:48It's mine now.
48:49Enjoy it.
48:50I think I will.
48:51It's the hotel's.
48:52Well, it's fucking Vicky's now.
48:55Get out of my room.
48:56It was lovely getting to know you.
48:57Fuck you.
48:58Out.
49:01But when I call, do I ask for like an assistant or is it?
49:04Oh, now I can't even call the office.
49:06No.
49:07You can't call the office.
49:09Wow.
49:10Fuck you.
49:10Absolutely.
49:11Fuck you.
49:12Fuck you.
49:25Jesus Christ, Martin.
49:26What happened?
49:28Money.
49:30You okay?
49:31What'd she do to you?
49:37Waterboarded me.
49:38Oh.
49:40Seriously?
49:43I'm fine.
49:44It's fine.
49:45You sure?
49:49Did you talk?
49:50Okay, so we're in the clear?
49:56Okay.
49:57Okay.
49:58Good.
50:00That's great.
50:01That's great.
50:02Okay.
50:04Wow.
50:06Usually all I have to do is pinch you hard and you spill your guts.
50:09How did you handle torture?
50:14A little trick I picked up.
50:16Where?
50:18Chemist Galora's vendor engagement and motherfucking training day.
50:22I'm nothing more than an animal in search of another animal to tame and claim as my own.
50:45I once was tragically hip and beautifully fine.
50:59Now my beautiful hips are tragically wild.
51:05Now every time I try to draw you from here, I know you're still in arms like a wolf.
51:14I know you're still in arms like a wolf.
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