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A story about an evil bug with the ability to change people's behavior, a commentary on the dangers of moving into a relationship too quickly.
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01:48Save me, save me, save me, save me, save me, my hands are tied to sea, in a trap, on a trap, on a train, you'll fall, won't stop for me, save me, save me, save me, save me, you'll be the end of me, I don't know what it's got, but I know it's not,
02:18what it's got to end to me, I'm gonna lose at zero, I'm gonna find me a hero, I'm gonna break the curse, I can't be bugged right now, leave a message.
02:39Hey, Ida, it's Danielle, just calling to let you know, well, it's not a really nice way to put this, I'll just say it, I'm gonna have to stand you up tonight, the whole bug thing pretty much creeps the crap out of me and I just can't,
02:51uh, that was mean, sorry sweetheart, I can't go there.
02:55What do you say, but I find this all in my mind and I'm the kind that...
03:02Oh, Toby, how did you get out?
03:19Hm?
03:20Oh, you just wanted to tear Momsley up, didn't you?
03:27Oh, little sweetie, oh, I know.
03:31Oh, you just wanted to see it.
03:45I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I don't know.
03:51I can't believe it, I don't know.
03:55But I've never found one for today
04:00I said to get up for it
04:08But I'm so far to rest
04:12They give me an application
04:15When I'm feeling it
04:19I'm so tired
04:23Stood up again
04:26I am so freaking pathetic
04:30I thought she really liked me, Max
04:34Too bad
04:36She had a really nice rack, too
04:38She said the bug thing creeped the crap out of her
04:42That's a very unattractive image
04:45I just want to meet someone
04:48I connect with
04:50You're into chicks, darling
04:52That's a scientific impossibility
04:55What about that brunette that's always sketching downstairs by the elevator?
05:02She's not bad
05:03Well, her hair is always in her face
05:06I have to be able to look in a woman's eyes in order to...
05:09I have to be able to look in a woman's ass
05:11Well, not in a woman's ass
05:14At it
05:15Anyways, I've seen hers
05:18And it's pretty dang nice
05:20I don't know
05:21She seems kind of...
05:25Weird
05:27Uh-huh
05:29Look, Heidi
05:32I've said it before
05:34And I'll say it again
05:35Never tell the ladies what you do for a living
05:38And get rid of your pets
05:41I don't even keep books about bugs around the house
05:43Drives the chickies away like poison
05:45Max, this is who I am
05:48Jeez
05:50I'm just saying
05:52At some point you're going to have to make the choice
05:54Babes or bugs
05:56Can't have both
05:57All right, you creepy little sucker
06:11End of the line
06:12Stop deliberating package, ma'am
06:18And so the grad student says
06:23My, oh my, professor
06:24Is that a proboscis in your lab coat?
06:26Or are you just happy to see me?
06:33Go on
06:34Go on
06:38Go on
06:40Go on
06:41Go on
06:45Go on
06:49Go on
06:51Go on
06:52Go on
06:53Go on
06:54Go on
06:55Go on
06:56I've seen you here before
06:57But I haven't actually talked to you
06:59Out loud
07:01Hi
07:03I am
07:06Ida Teeter, I know
07:07I always sit here
07:08It's a peaceful place for me to do my work
07:10And it reminds me of my father
07:11Um
07:13What is your
07:16My name's Misty Falls
07:17My name's Misty Falls but I'm not a hippie
07:18Nice to make your acquaintance, Misty
07:22So what is it that you do here, Ida Teeter?
07:24Teeter-totter?
07:25Uh
07:29Uh, uh, uh, you know, I work here
07:36I work here
07:38So Ida Teeter, I was gonna maybe go get a cup of coffee later and I was wondering if you'd like to
07:42Damn it, I don't even know why I said that, that was a totally stupid thing to say
07:47I, uh, I hate coffee, I drink tea
07:49Wh-what was that?
07:51Hmm
07:52Wh-what's under your hand?
07:55Uh
07:56Pen broke
07:58Pen broke
08:01Uh, I'm sorry
08:04I'm kind of in a hurry
08:06Oh
08:08Okay, Ida
08:09I understand
08:11How about Î like pach
08:19And I'm with a counter
08:21I lost it
08:22Which could be interesting
08:23Thanks
08:24You mean
08:25When I was isma I can see
08:25there ridiculous
08:26It was my mom
08:27I lost my mom
08:28It was their kind of life
08:30I forgot
08:31Was it
08:33Did you cry?
08:35I'd be sick
08:37It was my mom
08:37and my baby
08:39She defeated
08:39I was last
08:40Oh, well, hello.
09:08Hello, Miss Beasley.
09:29What is happening, Ladybug?
09:31Give me some skin.
09:34Are you ever going to take that thing off?
09:36Halloween was over four months ago, kiddo.
09:39I know.
09:41Ridiculous thing.
09:42Always jamming up the washing machine.
09:45Now, Ida, there's something we need to discuss.
09:49Sure.
09:50The neighbors have a problem, and frankly, I share their concern.
09:54Yes, ma'am.
09:56But when I moved in, you told me I could keep pets.
09:59You did, Grandma.
10:00Don't interrupt, Betty.
10:02I meant a dog.
10:03A cat.
10:04A goldfish.
10:05A pot-bellied pig, but not...
10:07You didn't say that, Grandma.
10:09Betty!
10:10My pets are safer than goldfish.
10:13There is no water to leak on the floor.
10:15There is no barking.
10:17Well, they do chirp a little bit, but only if...
10:21I keep a clean building, Miss Teeter.
10:23I cannot have bugs all over the place.
10:26Hey!
10:27I'm a bug.
10:28You'll let me in your apartment.
10:30Yes, Miss Beasley, I know.
10:32You do keep this place spotless.
10:35And I promise you, my pets will never cause any trouble.
10:40But you can just stop the chair of it all.
10:59Just occasionally look.
11:01I need to remove the chair from my armhole,
11:04but I'll have to show the chair of my friends.
11:08Oh, hello there, big fella.
11:23Hello, Dorian.
11:24Look at their cute little comet.
11:31Hello?
11:32Somebody sent me a package.
11:34A bug.
11:35I don't...
11:37What time is it?
11:39I thought it was unmounted, but it's just too bizarre.
11:43Describe it to me.
11:44Um, hold on a second.
11:46Stewie, you are so sneaky.
11:51There you go, Stewie little dude.
11:56You are sweaty.
11:58I don't...
11:59I almost forgot.
12:01That artist gal is the bee's knees.
12:04So adorable.
12:06So, I am going to take some vitamins, grow some nuts overnight, and ask her to dinner tomorrow.
12:12Hey, how about that?
12:13Girls in lust.
12:15You better give me a full description of what happens afterwards.
12:18It's great material for the shower in the morning.
12:20You are so gross.
12:21Oh, okay.
12:22It has a head like a...
12:27Did you hear that?
12:32Oh, Max, it's so beautiful.
12:35How many segments on this abdomen?
12:37Hold on, let me check.
12:38It's originally from Brazil, but I have no idea who sent it to me.
12:45Whoa, cowboy.
12:47It's aggressive.
12:48Look, Ed, I'm really beat.
12:50Let's look it up in the lab tomorrow morning.
12:57I'm really beat.
12:58What's up?
13:03I have no idea.
13:13Yeah.
13:14There you go.
13:15Wish me luck, you mate.
13:42That's a very good name for you.
13:45They'll ever make it, old pal.
14:15Hi, um, Misty.
14:25Um, Misty, I was wondering if you would...
14:29I mean, if you're not, uh, busy or anything, if you would like to go, uh...
14:37Would you like to come have dinner with me tonight?
14:40What?
14:42You asked her out?
14:48Yes, and she was totally receptive, and she drew this really neat pixie drawing of me.
14:54That's all she draws, pixies.
14:56It's her thing.
14:58You tell her about your thing?
15:00No, not a peep, General.
15:03Good.
15:04Now, you're probably gonna want to go to her place because of all your damn bugs.
15:07Look at this.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:10It's not North American.
15:13Is it Chinese?
15:14It sure is.
15:15Look at its head.
15:16Hey, how about that?
15:17Chinese food that's actually from China.
15:19This place rocks.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48Oh, my God.
16:06Nervous?
16:07Who, me?
16:09Yeah, but I'm always really nervous.
16:11But this is a cool place.
16:12Um, you come here a lot?
16:14Yes.
16:15I'm irregular.
16:17But I've never been here on a date.
16:19On a date?
16:20Oh.
16:21Is this a date, or...
16:22Oh, God.
16:23I'm so stupid.
16:24Why did I just say that?
16:25I think that you're very attractive, and I would just crack like a fortune cookie if I
16:31didn't out and say it, so...
16:34There, I said it.
16:36You think I'm attractive?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:42Really?
16:43I think it's too late.
16:46Chumming down.
17:06Um, I thought maybe we could go see a movie later, but I looked in the paper and it's just
17:13all horror and talking monkeys, so I rented something.
17:16I hope you don't think I'm presumptuous.
17:21Okay, um, what is it about?
17:25Texas Pixies.
17:26So, do you have a DVD player?
17:28Because I thought maybe we could watch it at your place.
17:30All I have is a VHS.
17:32I'm sorry.
17:34You're going a little too fast for me.
17:37Yeah, that does really seem calculated.
17:41No, no, I mean you're talking a little too fast for me.
17:45Oh.
17:46I couldn't understand what you were saying.
17:50I was just asking if you have a DVD player.
17:54Yes.
17:55Yes, I do.
17:56Okay, so then after this we could just go to your place.
17:59Um...
18:00Babes?
18:01Or bugs?
18:02Can't have both.
18:03Actually, uh...
18:04It's kind of a mess over there.
18:06And my landlady, she's very, um...
18:08Oh, sure.
18:09What the heck.
18:10We can go to my place.
18:11Ladybug has my back.
18:13Watch her step.
18:14This building's really cool.
18:16My place is a total cockroach factory compared to this.
18:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:21Well, Miss Beasley keeps a pretty clean place around here.
18:22I don't know.
18:23I don't know.
18:24I don't know.
18:25I don't know.
18:26I don't know.
18:27I don't know.
18:28I don't know.
18:29I don't know.
18:30I don't know.
18:31I don't know.
18:32I don't know.
18:38Watch her step.
18:39This building's really cool.
18:42My place is a total cockroach factory compared to this.
18:46Well, Miss Beasley keeps a pretty clean place around here.
18:51Betty, you little brat.
18:56I'm not Betty, I'm Ladybug.
18:59I am sorry.
19:01Give me some skin.
19:04Misty, this is my friend, the Ladybug.
19:08Oh, cool.
19:09Are you a fairy?
19:12No, but I love fairies.
19:15Betty, it's time for bed.
19:22Hello, Lana.
19:24Good evening, Miss Teeter.
19:26Oh, you have a beautiful daughter, ma'am.
19:28It's her granddaughter, ma'am.
19:37It's her granddaughter.
19:38Good line, Misty.
19:41Very good line.
19:43Good line.
20:00Wow.
20:03This is Snugsville.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Cool.
20:08Is that the bedroom?
20:11Don't go in there.
20:14Oops.
20:16Don't go in there.
20:17Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.
20:20No, I just, I don't, I don't, I just, um...
20:24Would you like a drink?
20:28Oh, yeah.
20:29Yes.
20:30Oh, yeah.
20:43I don't really have anything to mix with it.
20:45That's okay.
20:46Thank you, Ida.
20:48Thank you, Ida.
20:49Is this the most boring first date ever?
21:06When she spoke to me and me and some blues as she wandered around.
21:09I don't know.
21:14Is this the most boring first date ever?
21:16When she spoke to me and me and some blues as she wandered around.
21:46Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh.
21:49Oh.
21:57Oh.
21:58Oh.
22:00Oh.
22:01Ha ha ha!
22:04Ha! Ha ha!
22:28Why are you calling me?
22:29I just wanted to hear how your hot date went.
22:31I had a pretty important date in the shower in the morning.
22:33It is still going and it is boiling and she is here and we are watching a movie.
22:37You get rid of the bugs?
22:40Um...
22:40Yes.
22:43Really? Wow. I didn't think you'd ever...
22:45Where'd you put him?
22:48In the bedroom.
22:51Ida, the idea was to get her into the bedroom. What the hell were you thinking?
22:55Damn it.
22:56I wasn't thinking. I didn't know that she would be so easy.
22:59I mean, not that she's, you know, easy, but, uh, I like her. She likes me.
23:05Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
23:10Ida. Max, what do I do?
23:12Breathe deeply.
23:14Listen to me. Go in there and make your move.
23:18But don't let her see the bugs.
23:20All right, call me in the morning. Take a shower at 6.
23:23Are you cold? I have some...
23:30Are you cold? I have some...
23:32Are you cold? I have some...
23:42Uh...
23:43I hope you were cold.
24:14Where am I?
24:21Oops.
24:23Were you tucking me in?
24:28That's so sweet.
24:31Um, are you okay to drive?
24:37Uh, um.
24:42Do you want me to go?
24:49No.
24:53I don't want you to go.
25:01I can stay.
25:12Um.
25:16You probably need pajamas and, um, privacy.
25:21So I'm just gonna, um...
25:27I don't need pajamas.
25:34Or privacy.
25:38Um.
25:47Come here.
25:51Yeah.
25:53Come here.
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26:53Be tender
27:23I'm gonna go
27:26I'm gonna go
27:27Oh talk to me
27:28What are you doing?
27:31What the hell?
27:32I'm gonna go
27:33Oh I'm gonna go
27:34All right
27:35Oh I'm gonna go
27:36Oh I'm gonna go
27:38Oh
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27:42Oh
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27:52Oh
27:53oh my gosh what is this i'm sorry i i i'm going to get rid of them is this a leucanus laetus
28:14from thailand you know about stag beetles no not really but my dad was the big wig bug professor
28:21at the college up until about a year ago when he decided he needed to get away from me because he
28:26found out your father is professor malcolm wolf he was my favorite professor in college i learned
28:32so much from him wow what a coincidence how was he do wait a minute you told me your last name was
28:41mama was a hippie she gave me my own last name so you're not bothered by them some people are
28:52bothered by them no but hey when i said this place was snugsville i guess it's really bugsville
29:03i love it
29:09uh-oh looks like one of your babies got loose damn it mick
29:15you wouldn't want to help me look for him would you i mean we would have to be careful it's kind of
29:25aggressive but if you want to we could
29:39i'm
29:40i'm
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29:42i'm
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29:50Did I say something wrong again?
29:56Sorry if I do
29:58Fender Hall
30:00He never asked me how
30:04I feel when the lights are dim
30:08Tonight and tomorrow
30:12Feel like shit
30:14I'm always here
30:16Proud to hide my face
30:20Cause I know they're gonna dare me
30:22Seek a place where they can't ever
30:26Drag me down an X-ray
30:28It's gonna be through a little beat
30:31How we destroy the weak
30:34When we have an X-ray
30:36There goes that look up here
30:49Did I know you might love me
30:53Did I know you might love me
30:55I'm so sorry
31:00Are you alright?
31:03I didn't hit you that hard, did I?
31:06No, I just feel a little weak
31:08I guess I'm paying for all that whiskey I drank
31:12You should lay down
31:14It doesn't feel like you have a fever
31:26Do you really give a shit?
31:31What?
31:33Do you really care about me, Ida?
31:35Um
31:38Yes
31:40Yes, I do
31:41You make me feel like myself
31:45Hey
31:50What's wrong, sweetie?
31:53Nothing
31:54Now that I finally have you
31:57This is absurd
32:15No insect looks like this
32:16I'm telling you
32:17That is what it looks like
32:19Exactly
32:20Okay, bring it in
32:21Prove it
32:22Um
32:23I can't
32:25It kind of got loose
32:27And now we can't find it
32:28We?
32:32Who drew these?
32:35I described it to Misty
32:37And she drew them for me
32:38She is such a great artist
32:42Misty, Misty, Misty
32:44You sound like you're in love
32:45Yeah
32:46I kind of am
32:49Flo?
32:53Just take it easy
32:54You gotta leave them wanting more
32:56What?
32:59I want to spend every minute I possibly can with this person
33:02And you are telling me to take it easy?
33:05Look
33:05I'm glad to see you're getting some action from something besides mantis
33:09But you might want to take it easy, kiddo
33:11Women can drain your vital juices
33:15And not just the sex ones, either
33:17Max
33:19You are worse than a high school chick sometimes
33:22What?
33:23We will take it at our own pace
33:24If that is fine with you
33:26And your juices
33:28Welcome home
33:33Oh
33:42Are you alright, sweet stuff?
33:45Mm-hmm
33:45Are you still not feeling well?
33:48I'm okay
33:48Well
33:50We haven't exactly been sleeping a lot these last few nights
33:55It's true
33:56Let's get you settled in
33:59You have not besoin de rien
34:02Je voulais l'amour faire du feu
34:05Dans ses yeux
34:08Pendant que dans la maison
34:11L'amour s'éteint à grand gorgé
34:15De whisky
34:17Maudit que je suis ben dans l'garage
34:24Avec toi
34:27Et à te faire l'amour
34:30L'amour
34:33L'amour
34:36Oh
34:37Oui
34:38L'amour
34:39Ah
34:39Non
34:40Benito
34:41Avant de voir des étoiles
34:45J'ai roulé longtemps sur la gravelle
34:49Avant de voir des étoiles
34:51C'est à l'envers dans un one way
34:58Que j'ai trouvé la pièce qui manquait
35:02Pour que tout soit parfait
35:04You sure about this?
35:07You sure it's not too fast?
35:09I have never been so sure about anything in my life, Misty
35:13I kind of love you
35:16You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear you say that
35:19No one's ever loved me before
35:24It feels so...
35:27I don't know
35:29Like something inside is just telling me that I need to be here
35:36Right here, right now
35:40With you
35:41I feel it too
35:47Tell me he vant fort
35:49Tell me
35:51I'm so amoureux
35:56Hey!
35:57I couldn't catch him
36:03Hey, what's wrong, Grandma?
36:05I'm so amoureux
36:07I'm so amoureux
36:08I'm so amoureux
36:09I'm so amoureux
36:10I'm so amoureux
36:12I'm so amoureux
36:32lag axis
36:34Hello!
37:04There you are this whole time, nesting in our pillow.
37:34Mama Ida's gonna be stoked you're okay.
38:04It keeps rocking, it's like a ball.
38:11Tell me Captain, why does your main sail?
38:19What is it?
38:23The mystery man from Brazil who sent me that unclassified insect.
38:28He wrote me a letter.
38:32I think he's kind of a kook.
38:34What you mean?
38:36Well, he seems to think that that weird bug he sent me is dangerous.
38:41Venomous, maybe.
38:43He's crazy, who wrote this?
38:45He doesn't identify himself, but it's strange.
38:50There's an apologetic tone to the letter.
38:53Like, like he intentionally kept this information from me when he sent the package and then thought better of it.
39:00And what's weirder is I think I know this guy.
39:03I mean, he writes like he knows me, but I just can't call him up for some reason.
39:15Juices, juices, juices.
39:17Shut up, I'm serious.
39:19An insect that hunts and kills mammals?
39:21Come on, there's no such thing.
39:24There's a dog that's missing in my building.
39:27And that bug is loose in there somewhere.
39:30And what's funny is that same little pooch was messing with him when I found him on my doorstep.
39:35So not only does he hunt warm-blooded animals, he holds grudges?
39:38He? No, no, no.
39:40See, that's the other weird thing.
39:42I couldn't tell if he was male or female.
39:45Well, that's easy. All you have to do is lift up his little thing.
39:47He doesn't have one.
40:02Mountain wolf.
40:10Where did you come from?
40:11I heard you, coming up the stairs.
40:15Miss Teeter.
40:16Are they kissing Grandma?
40:17Ooh.
40:18I'd like to have a word with you, Miss Teeter.
40:19Hey, Ida, can I have a kiss, too?
40:20You.
40:21You think that's funny?
40:22Hey, I want to kiss you, too.
40:24Now, you two.
40:25You two.
40:26You two.
40:27You two.
40:28You two.
40:29You two.
40:30You two.
40:31You two.
40:32You two.
40:33You two.
40:34You two.
40:35You two.
40:36You two.
40:37Hey, I think we just broke our eyes.
40:39Miss Teeter.
40:40Please.
40:41Now, Miss Teeter.
40:42You two.
40:43You two.
40:44You two.
40:45You two.
40:46You two.
40:47You two.
40:48You two.
40:49You two.
40:50You two.
40:51Hey, I think we just broke our eyes.
40:52Misty, please.
40:53Now, Miss Beasley, I'm sorry, but...
40:55Shut your mouth.
40:56You.
40:57You.
40:58You.
40:59You.
41:00You.
41:01You.
41:02You.
41:03You.
41:04What, are you stuck on a hard part of the alphabet or something?
41:06Misty, what is wrong with you?
41:09Now, Miss Beasley, I know you probably don't approve of...
41:14us.
41:15But it is our right to be...
41:17Right?
41:18Let me tell you something, Miss Teeter.
41:21Since you don't have enough decency to close your doors or windows.
41:26I've heard you two.
41:28I've seen you two.
41:30Are you saying it's your right to pollute the mind of my little granddaughter?
41:35You know she looks up to you.
41:38Has stars in her eyes for you.
41:41And all this time you must have been...
41:44You must have been looking at her like she was a little piece of meat.
41:48Now, wait just a goddamn minute, Lana.
41:50How dare you!
41:51And I've had complaints.
41:53Complaints about your little pets.
41:56Seems one of them got loose and now we have a missing dog.
41:59I saw the filthy thing.
42:01It ran right across my feet.
42:03They're hearing it crawling in the walls, Miss Teeter.
42:07Yes.
42:08Okay.
42:09Geez.
42:10I am missing one specimen.
42:12But that has nothing to do with the fact that the old bag doesn't like clam liquors.
42:20Don't you try making trouble for me, you potty-mouthed little shits.
42:25I want you out of here in 14 days.
42:28Out!
42:29Give me some skin, Ida.
42:31Ow, Grandma, ow!
42:34Lana, don't do that!
42:36Seven days.
42:37I want you, you, you deviants out of here in seven goddamn days!
42:43Wow.
42:44Somebody needs to get laid.
42:46Are you okay, sweetie?
43:00How could you stand there and laugh and make jokes while that awful woman was saying those things?
43:13I am sorry.
43:16I didn't mean to agitate the situation and I certainly didn't mean to make you cry.
43:21Well, I am crying, damn it!
43:24Oh, God.
43:25It's bad enough she was saying those things about us, but Betty!
43:30Oh, geez.
43:32Betty.
43:33You were laughing!
43:36So far was laughing!
43:37Big flip fucking deal, Ida!
43:40You are such a baby!
43:42I've sat here all day washing your dirty underwear and doing your dishes and feeding your stupid fucking bugs!
43:49And then you try and give me shit!
43:51You know, that cunt down the hall is the one you should be mad at!
43:54Not me, Ida!
43:56Goddamn it!
43:57See, I, I, I, I love her.
43:59I just, I, I, I'm sorry.
44:01You ungrateful, whining little bitch!
44:03I should rip your fucking eyes out for talking to me like that!
44:06Fuck!
44:08Shit!
44:09I'll hate you, fucking twat!
44:12Fuck!
44:13Cut!
44:19Oh!
44:20Oh my God!
44:21Oh my God!
44:22Oh my God!
44:34Wake up.
44:38There you go, wake up.
44:39I'm sorry about all of this, but I really need to talk to you about your fault.
44:46I just had the most strangest, most beautiful dream.
44:52I dreamt that I was a little fairy lying on a lily pad.
44:57And then this beautiful giant bug landed on me.
45:02And he held my arms over my head and he pierced my belly with his proboscis.
45:09And then I just laid there as he pumped me full of his juices.
45:15What do you think it means?
45:20Maybe the bug symbolizes me?
45:24No.
45:25I think it's about my dad.
45:27He never really approved of me.
45:32Don't do that!
45:36We like it dark in here.
45:40We?
45:45What?
45:52Hello?
45:54Got another letter from your man in Brazil.
45:57What's wrong?
45:58I...
46:00Just...
46:01Having problems at home.
46:04See, I told you.
46:05Once they move in, they just completely transform into something else.
46:08Max, that's enough.
46:11I'm going to come in there right now, okay?
46:15I'm worried that maybe, shit, I just, I'll just tell you when I get there.
46:20Hey, mind if I open this? These things are a real kick in the crash.
46:33Um, are you gonna be okay for about an hour?
46:45You gotta see this.
46:54Oh, your homie from Brazil's got quite a sense of humor.
46:57There's even illustrations.
47:00Check this out.
47:03The insect is known to inhabit the nests of birds and other small animals,
47:06where it behaves like a parasite.
47:09Inserting its proboscis and drinking the animal's blood,
47:12replacing what it takes with a unique toxin.
47:15Wait, there's more.
47:17This toxin the bug injects is a protein,
47:20which, once it finds its way into the bloodstream, causes mutations.
47:24It's not even physiologically possible.
47:26You can't mix an exoskeleton with an endoskeleton.
47:29This is the best part.
47:31This protein invades the host's DNA,
47:33and the bird is impregnated when the insect's young.
47:37I think this one's actually pretty good.
47:42You all right?
47:45I think Misty got bit.
47:52You're yanking my chicken, right?
48:12Why don't you like me, Miss Beasley?
48:32Do you really want to know, dear?
48:35I don't like you because I think you are perverse.
48:45You, your lady friend, and your disgusting little pets.
48:51I don't want scum like you within a mile of my granddaughter.
48:56She's a good girl, and I don't want her exposed to a couple of...
49:00Dikes?
49:01Lesbos?
49:02Fuzz bumpers?
49:03Is that what you're trying to say?
49:04You're afraid your precious little ladybug
49:06she's gonna grow up one day,
49:07and she's gonna like other ladybugs, hmm?
49:09Or maybe we're gonna infect her with some kind of pussy-eating virus?
49:12Is that it?
49:13You are just foe, young lady.
49:16You're a monster.
49:21You're right.
49:22I'm sorry, Daddy.
49:26What?
49:29Daddy?
49:31What's wrong with you?
49:33No!
49:34No!
49:48Grandma!
49:49Can I buy ice cream sandwich now?
49:55Grandma!
50:04Now, we're going to get some better.
50:05Let's go.
50:06Now, let's go.
50:12Come on.
50:13We're going to get along.
50:16Get away some more.
50:17We're going to get away some.
50:19We're going to get away some more.
50:20Over here.
50:22We're going to get away some more.
50:23What about you?
50:33He?
50:34Oh, my God, Misty, what happened?
50:43A little bag fell down the stairs.
50:46Misty, could you just leave us alone for a minute, please?
50:54Yeah.
50:55I'm kind of tired anyway, so I'm going to go hit the sack if that's okay with you.
51:00Thanks.
51:04Please be a booty call, please be a booty call, please be a booty call.
51:11Hello?
51:12Max, can you come over right away, please?
51:14Something terrible has happened.
51:16You okay?
51:17I'll explain it to you when you get here.
51:19I'm there.
51:34You want to join me?
51:39There's nothing wrong with me.
51:42And I guess we won't have to move either with old Beasley gone, eh?
51:46The woman is dead, Misty.
51:51That's terrible.
51:52I think the bug bit you.
51:58Have you seen it?
52:01The bug?
52:02Which one, Ida?
52:04You've got them all over this flipping place, lover.
52:06You know what bug I'm talking about, Misty.
52:10You've been hiding it, haven't you?
52:12Okay, you got me.
52:20It's in your pillow.
52:23He's a cute little guy, too.
52:25Misty, it's infected you.
52:48You don't understand, Ida.
52:51It hasn't infected me at all.
52:54In fact...
52:55Listen to me, Misty, your father.
52:58He sent it to me.
52:59I don't know why, but he did.
53:01I know why he sent it to you, Ida.
53:04Why?
53:06You know?
53:07He sent you the bug so that it would bite you
53:11and infect you and make you go fucking crazy.
53:16He wanted me to be repulsed by you
53:20because he knew I was in love with you.
53:22But...
53:23But...
53:25I got the package before...
53:28I've loved you for years, Ida.
53:30I used to come to daddy's classes
53:33and I would just stare at you
53:35and draw you
53:37for hours.
53:41I've always loved you, Ida.
53:43But it's okay.
53:46But it's okay.
53:46Because I still have you.
53:50And...
53:51I've been sick.
53:51That's right.
53:52Ina...
53:52Ina...
53:56Ina...
54:01you're a native má'
54:15Help me!
54:45Oh, my God.
55:15Today is the day I've felt them kicking all night long.
55:26You're going to beat me? I can't believe you're going to beat me. I got knocked up first, you know.
55:34You think it'll be a boy or a girl?
55:38Oh, probably a few hundred of each.
55:40Then we should send Daddy a few hundred cigars.
55:45Oh, my God.
55:47Oh, my God.
55:49Oh, my God.
55:53For me, my son is so good.
55:56Oh, my God.
55:58Oh, my God.
56:02guitar solo
56:32guitar solo
57:02guitar solo
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