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00:00Who Loves the Sun?
00:07Who cares that it makes plants grow?
00:12Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:17Who loves the wind?
00:22Who cares that it makes breezes?
00:27Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:33Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:40Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:47Ba-ba-ba-ba, not everyone
00:55Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
01:01Ba-ba-ba.
01:05Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, who cares!
01:09Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
01:14Ba-ba-ba.
01:17Now look, I know what you are thinking, and yes, I do work out.
01:21I just like to rest a few years between sets.
01:28But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age, body type.
01:34Or back hair density.
01:36Thanks a lot.
01:38Made using Nature's own Macai Berry, Tansform, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, even in your Australian winter, huh?
01:46Which is surprisingly cold.
01:48Yeah.
01:48My nipples do not lie, huh?
01:51Mine either.
01:53Well, Spraytown is a growth area for us.
01:56Really? So, uh, is that a yes?
02:00Well, here's what I'm thinking.
02:02Excuse me. What is going on here?
02:05Could you just give us a minute a bit?
02:07Can I see your room, please, please?
02:10Yeah.
02:13Okay, hold on. We can explain.
02:15Obviously, we should have paid to rent the patio area, all right?
02:18And not pretend to be staying here.
02:19And Vicky should not have called the manager who what she called.
02:22Yeah, yeah, okay, but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole.
02:26Yeah, we believe that Tansform is a market-changing product.
02:30Yeah.
02:30So much so that I mortgaged my house to fund it.
02:33He did.
02:33Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people, too.
02:38Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close-up on my brother here, shall I?
02:42He is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work with.
02:48You know what? And honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my...
02:51Okay, you have our information. Thank you.
02:54I went too far, didn't I?
02:56At least we came off as passionate.
03:00Where are we actually staying?
03:05Ugh.
03:07The nights are unexpedious.
03:09Yeah, I'm bad for you.
03:10Does this country smell weird?
03:18Huh. A little.
03:20We're dead.
03:47Hello gorgeous. Hey, what do you want? What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:08I thought I had until next week. Where's the money? Where is it?
04:14Hey, they were a sure thing. Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:21The only sure thing in life, mate, is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:26Okay, wait. Yeah, no. I don't have it all today, but...
04:30But what?
04:32Holy shit. You used to play, right?
04:36No, mate.
04:37Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago. You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean-up.
04:42I recognized you. Wrong blood, mate.
04:44No, no, no. I remember. No, I had cash on Norths and...
04:47What's that wheeled you out? The boys collapsed.
04:49Yeah. Terry, Terry Torres. That's it. You're a fucking great player, man.
04:55What the hell happened to you?
05:01No, fuck it up, man.
05:03Hey, it's me. How are ya?
05:20Good. Great. So, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:26Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:32Hi.
05:33Hey.
05:34What's that?
05:35Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:37You need to talk to her?
05:39Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:41Ew. And what's this, like a present?
05:44You don't like it?
05:45No, it's trash. But she's your ex, not mine.
05:47Okay, ex is a little strong. We're just separated. You know, we still talk.
05:51Okay, okay. I'm just saying I don't think this is gonna make you unseparated.
05:56You're right. You're right. Ugh. My judgment is off.
06:00Why am I so nervous about this?
06:02I don't know. Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business
06:06and flew across the world to win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell,
06:10but that's not why we're here. Priority number one is what?
06:13Tansform.
06:14That's right. Tansform. Not fucking Joyce.
06:18Yeah, you're right. You're right. But she'll take me back, right?
06:21I don't know, man. Maybe. Probably. Not with that thing.
06:25Gimme. Gimme. Fucking...
06:28Thing's a real panty-raiser.
06:30Panty-raiser?
06:31Panty-raiser. You want them lowered and...
06:35You know what? I don't want to talk about this with you.
06:37I'm going to the convention.
06:41How'd you get started?
06:42I worked at a spray tanning salon back home, and then one day my boss,
06:46she started bitching at me, and she was like,
06:48you can't use the employee discount for customers, but I was like,
06:51I'm only using them on the hot customers.
06:53Some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
06:55Bosses just can be so frustrating.
06:57So frustrating, I know. So then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning,
07:01and I started selling it behind the local high school,
07:03and then, of course, my bitch boss rats me out,
07:05and then all of a sudden I'm in jail.
07:07Wait, jail?
07:08I know. So, anyway, I tell my brother, and he bails me out,
07:11and then he's, like, lecturing me on how I need to get my life together,
07:14and I'm like, Martin. His name's Martin.
07:16I'm like, Martin, that's what I'm trying to do.
07:18I mean, you see that, right, Sophie?
07:20Yeah, for sure. Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:23No, it's just that I don't want to work for a fascist.
07:26No, I want to be respected.
07:28Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to, like, drop off this package,
07:31which was stupid, and I meet this gorgeous but mean hula-hooper.
07:35Hula-hooping was her job?
07:37No, it wasn't her job, but she was really good at it.
07:40And anyway, then I see these guys,
07:42and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos
07:44with the juice of this berry.
07:46Berry?
07:47Mm-hmm.
07:48So we get a scientist to, like, whip up a formula or whatever.
07:51I don't know. I'm not a scientist.
07:52And we slap a label on it, and here I am talking to you.
07:56That's quite a story.
07:57Why'd you come out to Australia?
07:59Because your son sucks.
08:01Cancer.
08:02Cancer.
08:03Plus, if you can make it here in Tanning, you can make it anywhere.
08:06Okay.
08:07Well, here's your booth.
08:12You seem disappointed. Is there a problem?
08:15Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie.
08:20Not to mention the stench of hangover shits,
08:22which will definitely deter potential customers, don't you think?
08:26I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:28That's not going to work.
08:29Sophie, I thought we were friends.
08:30There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package,
08:33so it's a bit pricier.
08:34Take me.
08:35Back this way.
08:36Okay.
08:37Because you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:38No, I'm not mad.
08:39I'm a little bit scared.
08:49Joyce! Hi!
08:50Hi!
08:51You look fantastic. How are you?
09:01Good. I'm good. How are you?
09:03I am great.
09:04And you're in Sydney.
09:06Right? What are the odds?
09:08Both of us in Southeastern Australia. It's crazy.
09:12So, um, what are you doing here?
09:14Well, believe it or not, Vicki and I started a company.
09:17Okay. Doing what?
09:20Dramatic reveal.
09:23Ta-da!
09:25We are officially in the beauty product business.
09:31What about your job?
09:34I'll quit.
09:35Really? After 20 years?
09:38Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice.
09:41So, being here is purely a business decision?
09:45Exactly.
09:46Nothing to do with me?
09:47No.
09:48I mean, okay, okay.
09:49Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind.
09:52Like, way, way back there, though.
10:00Look.
10:02I made a lot of promises in the past.
10:05Promises that I didn't keep.
10:06I didn't keep.
10:07And...
10:09This is different.
10:10Alright?
10:11This one is going to come together.
10:14It has to.
10:16Because...
10:18I miss you.
10:24Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore?
10:25No.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Martin.
10:32You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage.
10:34We're still married.
10:35But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions, my life was passing me by.
10:40Okay, I get it.
10:41I really do, but...
10:42Look, I'm glad you're excited about your business, but I did not come here to be pitched on our future.
10:52This, this, this was a mistake.
10:54No.
10:56Joyce.
10:57Hey, good luck with the business.
10:59Joyce, please.
11:00Come on, let's just eat.
11:02Joyce.
11:04Yeah, she's right.
11:09You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest.
11:11I said we'd have kids.
11:13I just kept pushing it off.
11:15Well, the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business.
11:18Right, yeah.
11:20And hey, speaking of, put on your best fake smile.
11:22We got a room full of potential buyers to impress.
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network.
11:26I know, buddy.
11:27I know.
11:28Joyce was...
11:29Joyce.
11:30You loved her, but people do move on.
11:32I don't want to move on, Vicki.
11:33I know.
11:34And I don't want to do this.
11:37Ow, ow, stop.
11:38Oh, fuck.
11:39Stop.
11:40Jesus.
11:41Fuck.
11:42Sorry, I thought it would have come off of zero.
11:44But the point is, what would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:47You would say, you get one chance to make a first impression,
11:50so stop fucking crying about your ex-wife.
11:52You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy.
11:55Not really my tone, but, uh, sure.
11:58There we go.
11:59Hello, good sir.
12:00Hi.
12:01What would you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:03Um...
12:05Ooh.
12:07How much?
12:08$7.50.
12:09We'll take it.
12:10Vicki, we can't afford that.
12:11No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can.
12:14For our image, right?
12:15Absolutely not.
12:16Please, please, please, please, please.
12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20So you want it or...?
12:21Yes, yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:25Okay.
12:26That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:28Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
12:30And I know exactly who I'm gonna impress.
12:33I'll save you some.
12:35Yeah, sure.
12:36Uh...
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah.
12:44Very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually.
12:48Let me guess.
12:50You...
12:51are in...
12:53tanning products.
12:56How'd you know that?
12:57I just...
12:58I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh.
13:02Well, you're chosen, yes.
13:03I'm Susie.
13:07I'm Martin.
13:08Hi.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people?
13:12Orange, racket?
13:14Well, about a year.
13:16Uh-huh.
13:17And I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:22And why'd you give that up?
13:24Well, you know, I decided I wasn't gonna let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:30Wow.
13:31That is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:35Oh, I'm sorry.
13:36I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously.
13:41You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:47Well, how about you?
13:48You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:52Fucking hell, Martin.
13:53Why am I asking the big questions?
13:56Yeah.
13:57Sorry.
13:58Well, okay.
13:59Um, if you want the truth, then...
14:04Maybe not.
14:05No.
14:06No.
14:07No.
14:08No.
14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:12Do you see your girlfriend's having fun?
14:15No.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:17And, yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:21Not yours.
14:22Oh God, no.
14:23No.
14:24Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:30Actually, I don't think I...
14:33Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:37I just... I don't know anybody in town and...
14:40No, no, no. It's just... No, we have this big presentation.
14:43It's okay. I get it. Look, it was really nice to meet you.
14:47I hope it goes really well.
14:50Sorry.
14:53You have one glass of wine.
15:00Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:03Cheers to that. Cheers.
15:06Cheers. Cheers.
15:08Is this your first time in Australia?
15:10This is my first time here.
15:12Wow. Welcome.
15:13So, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:17Well, why don't you be the judge? Here we go. Here.
15:21All right. It's good. It's cute.
15:23Right?
15:24Transform.
15:26And the pitch begins now.
15:38May I?
15:39Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41All right.
15:50Everyday life can take its toll.
15:53Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless, right?
15:59Right?
16:00But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:03With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:10Transform with Tansform.
16:14And be the best version of yourself.
16:17It's good.
16:22It's good.
16:23It's good.
16:24Oh my god.
16:25It's really fucking good.
16:27It's really fucking good.
16:30I don't know.
16:31I don't know.
16:32I don't know.
16:33It's really is.
16:34I don't know.
16:35Hey, hi.
17:01Hi.
17:05and let's not go kind of crazy yeah looks that way
17:23you want to get some breakfast Martin breakfast yeah yeah sure
17:35you okay yeah hey I just normally don't drink that much welcome to Australia
17:47I mean actually you know look it's just last night yeah uh about that
17:56just if you could press play
18:02filmed us everything's gonna be fine you just gotta take what he says okay
18:13what who says
18:14morning Martin
18:20sorry I think maybe I'm confused
18:25well what you think's happening is exactly what's happening
18:32I think I should leave you
18:36I just got here is it out
18:43oh it's gonna be ten thousand
18:45what
18:48ten thousand dollars Martin
18:52we're gonna throw this up on the interwebs
18:56where your wife
18:57kids
18:58heck even your pre-scan of it looks yeah
19:02you're blackmailing me
19:04I like to think of it as preserving your privacy
19:07at market cost
19:09I mean who says I'm married
19:11I don't have
19:24ten grand
19:25what was it they got up at the bar
19:28rich prick rum
19:30the whole bottle
19:30a whole bottle of rich prick rum
19:34that was my sister
19:35she got killed ten tonight okay
19:39look you don't understand I really don't have that kind of money
19:42see that
19:45six hours in the chair
19:47skin so thin it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves
19:51but I didn't move
19:53no
19:54because I want everyone to know I love my sister
19:57and I'd do anything for her
20:00okay
20:03if you love your wife
20:04Martin
20:06you'll get the cash
20:08yeah
20:10that was really good
20:15so this whole thing
20:31just pay him
20:33Martin
20:33hello
20:47yes yes yes yes
20:50yeah you did
20:51oh my god I'm so proud of you
20:54oh and I found a model for the presentation
20:57she is very talented
20:59actually I took a few nudes do you want to see
21:00oh yeah
21:03here
21:07hey
21:07you okay
21:09look who a pail
21:13well lucky for you your marriage is over
21:14otherwise this would be a problem
21:16no it's not over
21:17Joyce texted me this morning she wants to talk
21:20oh okay
21:21you're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists because
21:24Joyce wants to talk
21:26Vicky please
21:27sorry it's fine I mean lucky for you this is my strong suit
21:32extortion
21:33remember how I used to run dope for uncle rick down in Mexico
21:36uncle rick sells dope
21:37it was actually pretty good stuff
21:38but when you're driving desert roads there's always this chance that you could run into bandits
21:43and if you do you have two options
21:45you can either stop and let them take what is yours or you accelerate and force them to move
21:52we're not accelerating look we got enough cash in our account we're just going to pay them off
21:56right
21:59what
22:00okay
22:00the the organizer of the of the event this friend of mine um she's not really a friend of mine but we
22:06kind of became friends and she offered us the biggest booth at the event and um
22:12it was really expensive and uh what are you trying to say vicky
22:17we have
22:19eight hundred and twelve dollars left in our business account
22:21fuck
22:22damn
22:22fuck
22:23okay
22:24it's gonna be okay trust me trust me
22:26no no i'm gonna lose my wife
22:28and my house and my business perfect
22:32you'll still have me though
22:34no you'll be gone too because i will have killed you
22:41you'll be gone too
22:57oh oh missed dave 10 the hole
23:12big fella
23:12how'd you go for me terry
23:14nothing this is a degenerate gambler
23:16you squeeze him
23:17wouldn't have made a difference
23:24took him out his word did you
23:26i made a judgment call
23:27said i'll come back in a couple of days
23:29because that's what i'm paying you for right
23:31your judgment
23:32well i'm gonna go back there
23:34kick him in the guts and hope you think your shits
23:36fucking gold coins out you want that
23:41sorry mate
23:42ux footy players all got memory problems right
23:44because it seems like you forgot who i am
23:46i know who you are mate memory's fine
23:49you
23:50come here come on
24:03where's she she'll be here
24:17vicki hello gorgeous
24:19hi
24:20so what do you think oh my god
24:24if i could put that in a can and sell it i'd be a goddamn millionaire
24:29crystal this is martin martin crystal our model
24:32hi
24:32hi
24:33you look uh tan
24:36thank you
24:37no i i mean that this is a spray tanning demo
24:41all right and the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color
24:45and we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting
24:48in the fucking outback
24:49okay you know what give me a second i'm going to talk to you for a second
24:51hey hey hey hey hey hey
24:52hey i know you're stressed out about your fucking
24:56fuck tape or whatever
24:56but you cannot verbally assault our employees okay well you have darker shade just get it together
25:05hey sorry it's okay
25:10shit's getting worse
25:12fucking headaches blackouts mood swings
25:17sensitivity to fucking light
25:20sorry mate you have any um memory issues erectile dysfunction
25:24oh let's skip the part where you think you got an active medical license
25:31just give me where i come from
25:32sorry mate just uh trying to help
25:43i need 60.
25:44mate this is only going to get you 15.
25:46i'll have the rest by friday
25:47mate you know that's not how it works
25:4960.
25:50i'll wake your fucking dick
25:52okay yeah one call let go of me or we're never going to do business again
25:57yeah
26:01okay good
26:04just um
26:06just give him 15 and um throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy
26:10ladies and gentlemen
26:19because up next we have 10 score
26:21a self-tanner
26:22four-rated
26:23with a amazing macabre
26:25combined with the anti-aging elements of the world with its natural tan
26:29and the car is
26:47okay
26:47okay
26:48fuck
26:53all right you ready you ready you with me let's do this
26:56Okay, here we go.
26:59Here we go.
27:01Hello, Sydney.
27:05I'm Vicky Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Mark.
27:20It's okay.
27:22Whoopsie-dips.
27:23Get up.
27:24Get up.
27:26Woo!
27:30The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:38I'm being blackmailed.
27:40Jesus!
27:42And now our inventory is exploding.
27:44I think it's just the heat.
27:47It's winter.
27:48Okay, listen.
27:49Here's what we're going to do.
27:50We're not going to pay them, okay?
27:52We are going to floor it at these assholes,
27:55and then we are going to explode on them.
28:00No, we're not going to do it your way.
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes.
28:10Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:12What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put ten grand in our pocket today, Phil.
28:19What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25No, give me a while.
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:31Phil, come here.
28:34Theoretically, between you and me,
28:36if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:39how quickly can we get that loan?
28:41Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:44Okay, seven days isn't going to work.
28:45Do better.
28:47Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure.
28:50Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh...
28:51He's being blackmailed.
28:53No, but he really is.
29:01We need you to do us a solid.
29:06That loan would have floated us for months.
29:08It's Joyce's house, too.
29:09Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:11Well, she's still my wife.
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife,
29:13you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific to win her back.
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it
29:19on a booth for a company ten times our size.
29:21Oh, so this is my fault,
29:22because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out
29:24and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:26Okay, I've destroyed my life.
29:28Note it.
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:31What's that mean?
29:33Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were.
29:36And last night, when you were at the bar
29:39with that hot-ass blackmailer,
29:41Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:45What? Where are you going?
29:47Martin?
29:47Fix this on my own.
29:51Oh, look, it's Phil.
29:59The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:03Sorry.
30:04Great.
30:05My brother's going to have his legs broken,
30:07but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker
30:09when I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:13I get it.
30:14You think I like this job?
30:19My mum won't even talk to me.
30:20She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:23Really?
30:24She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No.
30:26It sucks.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My mum kicked me out
30:30just for selling some furniture
30:33that I honestly didn't think she was using anymore.
30:35And I made bank.
30:37It's like, why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah.
30:40I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture,
30:42but I get it.
30:43It's like...
30:45mums, you know?
30:46Yeah.
30:46Mums.
30:48God.
30:49I get it.
30:53Hey.
30:54I don't normally do this.
31:01He helps people on the bank account,
31:04if you know what I mean.
31:05I do know what you mean.
31:08Grab a quick break.
31:09Nope.
31:10Okay.
31:11Fair enough.
31:12Yeah.
31:12Step cell therapy has been shown
31:23to repair the damage
31:24caused by repeating headphones.
31:26By using a patient's own
31:28mesenchymal step cell
31:29to support the recovery
31:30from a dramatic step-opathy,
31:32brain damage,
31:33and excess inflammation...
31:35Hey.
31:36I'm, uh...
31:37I'm Vicky from...
31:38from the phone.
31:40What do you want?
31:42I'm...
31:42I'm looking for a loan.
31:44Don't do loans anymore.
31:47Well, that's a shame.
31:53What do you do now?
31:56Help, people.
31:57What, like,
31:58if I need a ride to the airport
31:59on a Friday night?
32:00Things like that?
32:01Yeah.
32:02If you've got the money,
32:04I'll get the job done.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Well, I'm...
32:08not exactly
32:09flush with cash right now,
32:11hence
32:11the need
32:12for the loan.
32:16What's the loan for?
32:18Just your
32:18typical
32:19blackmail
32:21sex tape situation.
32:23Nice.
32:24Yeah.
32:26There could be
32:27some other options.
32:28How do you feel
32:29about your second amendment?
32:30See the photo?
32:39Yep.
32:42Kind of felt bad
32:43for this one.
32:45You had a thing
32:45for this guy?
32:46No.
32:48Because it sounds like
32:49you don't want to take
32:50your money.
32:51Maybe I'm just tired
32:52of blackmailing
32:52broke tourists.
32:54Fuck threats
32:54with your idea.
32:55Fuck it.
32:58Extortion operations.
33:00And I didn't think
33:00that I'd be doing
33:01them forever.
33:02So what?
33:03Going to transition
33:03to dolphin train,
33:04are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon.
33:07An astronaut.
33:08I'm picking this up
33:14for me, please.
33:24What the fuck?
33:25Hang on.
33:26Cash!
33:27Don't be rusty.
33:29Please don't.
33:29Stand fucking still.
33:42You don't get
33:43to be anyone
33:44but who I tell you
33:46to be.
33:47Understand?
33:49Yeah.
33:50Good girl.
33:53Can you pick this
33:53up for me, please?
33:56Hey, you've reached
33:59Joyce.
34:00Please leave a message.
34:01Hey, Joyce!
34:02I got your text.
34:03I'm really looking
34:04forward to talking.
34:06In the meantime,
34:08Vicki and I,
34:08we have a big
34:10opportunity,
34:11but we're just
34:13kind of putting
34:13the pieces together
34:14right now,
34:14so...
34:15If you're happy
34:25with your message,
34:26press one.
34:27To delete,
34:28press two.
34:31You traded
34:32the company van?
34:33For the money
34:34we need.
34:34You need,
34:35not me being
34:35blackmailed.
34:36This time.
34:38And what is
34:39this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal.
34:41I'd do it again.
34:43Oh, oh, jeez.
34:44That's him.
34:45That's him.
34:46What did I do?
34:46Answer the phone.
34:47Show this fucker
34:48who's boss.
34:49Okay, okay, okay.
34:52Hello?
34:54I have the money.
34:56Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no.
35:01Somewhere public.
35:03Yep.
35:03Afraid I have to
35:04insist on that.
35:07You're right.
35:08Yeah, no,
35:08you're right.
35:09Here does work.
35:11Yeah, sure.
35:12One hour?
35:13Okay.
35:14Looking forward to it.
35:16Nervous?
35:16No, no, no, no.
35:18Not even in the slightest.
35:20Are you?
35:23Well, that made...
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:26Bad job.
35:27Really bad job.
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel
35:29good about it either.
35:29Okay.
35:38Hi.
35:42Hello, man.
35:43Come on in.
35:47So how is everyone?
35:49I'm going to put it right here.
35:52this is uh the end of it here just what about where's the sex tape who are you i'm the sister
36:02and uh we're not gonna pay you shit until you delete the fucking video from the
36:06cloud or whatever well money first then i press delete not happening
36:13oh i'm just gonna send it then okay money first no money first no vicky dammit here you go it's
36:21all there i was starting to think this isn't enough if you can get 10 grand in a day you get 20
36:32tomorrow cash come on let's just get out of here
36:35you know why this works i'll tell you everyone wants to believe in the most interesting person
36:46in the room because no one wants to admit they're just another everyday shitbag but here's the thing
36:54if you get tape fucking a woman who isn't your wife then it doesn't matter who you think you are
37:01you're still gonna have to pay the asking price and now that price is 20.
37:07i don't think so you got a fucking gun i'm accelerating you sure about this yeah i'm american
37:15of course i'm fucking sure about this give me your phone now now tell me your password
37:22one one one all right one what are they all ones two okay i'm kind of having a hard time
37:36adding the password and also pointing to what you just sure yeah yeah no i gotta i gotta don't move
37:43i'm not familiar with this os lady will you help him to leave the fucking sexy surprise god damn it
37:51fuck i have one too give me a gun please don't give me a fucking gun
37:58okay listen if you want 20 i can give you 20 all right i'll write you a check i'll write you a check
38:05we don't really do checks here martin stop moving shut that thing up
38:14now please sorry sorry it's it's just uh
38:23some shit's just too ironic okay okay please please don't don't hello this must be mrs
38:35sorry
39:00Hang up. Hang up. Hang up.
39:13Is he?
39:28Yeah.
39:30We have to call an ambulance.
39:32No, no, no, no, no.
39:33We're in a foreign country and we just killed somebody.
39:37We're not going to call an ambulance.
39:41What do we do?
39:43We've got to get rid of him.
39:45Okay.
39:47I think I know somebody.
40:02So you're thinking like an acid bath situation or?
40:06I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:08You know how she is?
40:15Yep.
40:17Well, you know what?
40:18I'm getting the fuck out of here then.
40:21Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:22We need a big fucking bag.
40:41Wait, wait.
40:42Yep.
40:43Okay.
40:44Let's go.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:47That's good on your ride, man.
40:55I think so.
40:57Good.
40:58Pop the boot.
41:00Okay.
41:00Hold on.
41:01We're taking my car?
41:03Yeah.
41:03Your body.
41:05Your car.
41:06I suppose that's terrible.
41:10It's all the boxes.
41:11It looks like he's going to have to ride up front.
41:13Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:27It's his birthday.
41:29Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:35Oh, fuck.
41:36Okay.
41:37Okay.
41:37Where are we going?
41:40What do you feel like?
41:42Pizza?
41:42Pizza?
41:43Burgers?
41:44Fries?
41:44Oh, fuck.
41:45I could do burgers if...
41:47You're kidding.
41:48If I come with me?
41:48Okay.
41:49Yeah, no, we're just going to go get rid of the body.
41:51Yeah, no.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:54Okay, let's go.
41:55I'm sorry.
42:04I'm sorry.
42:07I'm sorry.
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ.
42:18Ready?
42:19Three, two, up.
42:22Keep going.
42:23That's it.
42:25A little bit more.
42:27Right, here.
42:29Get a leg, get a leg, get a leg.
42:31Pulling.
42:31Pull, pull, pull.
42:35Ready?
42:36Three, two, one.
42:37Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ, we're going to meet the room.
42:41I'm mad.
42:42We're doing this.
42:43Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:45Come on, let's go.
43:02Fuck's sake.
43:03Help me with things.
43:05Hey.
43:07That ain't the cleaner.
43:27Get tears.
43:29Yes, yes.
43:30I'll polish the leaves.
43:32Make them green again.
43:34Shake out the trees.
43:35They ain't seen again.
43:37Spring cleaning.
43:38Getting ready for love.
43:40Ha, ha, ha.
43:42Sluts off the wintry flowers.
43:45Wash them out with April showers.
43:48Come on in with fragrant flowers.
43:49Shut up the wintry flowers.
43:50Shut up the moon above.
43:52Cause you and I have a rendezvous under the sky.
43:57Like beaches, spring cleaning.
44:00Get ready for love.
44:02Yes, yes.
44:04Brrrrrr.
44:05Yeah, that's the real queen.
44:08You want to stick that in here?
44:09I think they're happy.
44:14The people in the glass?
44:20I hope so.
44:21Okay, bud.
44:25I'm just going to think back on you.
44:34Psychologically, you're going to go through some tough shit.
44:37You're going to ride that fucking wave.
44:39Take some Xanax.
44:40Do some yoga.
44:42Whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:45Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:48What about that tattoo lady?
44:50She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know, Cash.
44:55Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
45:00I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
45:02I feel like you're the one who's going to fuck this all up.
45:06And I don't want to kill you.
45:07Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:10Okay, okay, I'll be good.
45:12Here.
45:13Sorry.
45:15And if you say me again, you fucked up.
45:22Okay.
45:24Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off his blood.
45:31Yeah, uh, I should not look like...
45:38You're going to be okay?
45:42Jesus, Martin.
45:43You're really asking the big questions.
45:54Ooh, good news.
45:56I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news, all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:04Yeah, you kind of did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:15What the hell?
46:23What?
46:23What?
46:25Ah!
46:26If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:30I got the conference people to give me your motel address.
46:34Why?
46:37Uh, do you mind if I...
46:38Uh, uh, sure, I guess.
46:41Yeah, sure.
46:41That's nice.
46:42Have a seat.
46:45Uh, sorry.
46:47I know it's early.
46:47So, uh, how can we help you?
46:50I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:57So I had a word to marketing.
46:59They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, Tansform.
47:03It just...
47:04It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:09Pardon the language.
47:10Really?
47:11Yeah, so, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:15Uh, what do we say?
47:162,000 cans.
47:17Put it in a few stores.
47:19See if you can get the word out.
47:20You hit those numbers, we can expand.
47:23I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll do it.
47:26Oh, great.
47:29Great.
47:31So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:35Great.
47:39Can you go now?
47:41Respectfully.
47:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:44Stuff to do.
47:46Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:49Ah.
47:50You can see the two, right?
48:00A hundred bucks says you can't hit that.
48:02You're on.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09I think we should stay.
48:11We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:13What a reptile.
48:20Close.
48:21There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:30You go back to being yelled at by retail managers, I lose choice.
48:34Last one, make it count.
48:41Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:43Well, make them.
48:44Right?
48:44What did you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:48I don't know.
48:49You said sometimes you've got to get arrested for selling stolen beauty products to realize
48:54what you want in life.
48:55I said that?
48:56You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:58But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:04My wife, our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:21I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:28We'll be back.
49:57We'll be back.
49:57Bye.
49:58Bye.
49:58Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:18I'm not your fucking friend.
50:24I'm trying to be the other.
50:28I'm trying to feel it.
50:33I'm trying to be it.
50:36This is not my problem. I'm not your fucking friend.
50:46This is not my problem. I'm not your fucking friend.
50:58I'm not your fucking friend.
51:06I'm your fucking friend.
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