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00:00Who Loves the Sun?
00:07Who cares that it makes plants grow?
00:12Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:17Who loves the wind?
00:22Who cares that it makes breezes?
00:27Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:33Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:40Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:47Ba-ba-ba-ba, not everyone
00:55Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
01:01Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
01:18Now look, I know what you're thinking and yes, I do work out.
01:22I just like to rest a few years between sets.
01:26But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age, body type...
01:34Or back hair density.
01:36Thanks a lot.
01:38Made using Nature's own Mackayberry, Tansform, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, even in your Australian winter, huh?
01:46Which is surprisingly cold.
01:48Yeah.
01:49My nipples do not lie, huh?
01:51Mine either.
01:53Well, spray tan is a growth area for us.
01:56Really?
01:57So, uh, is that a yes?
01:59Well, here's what I'm thinking.
02:02Excuse me?
02:03What is going on here?
02:05Could you just give us a minute a bit?
02:07Can I see your room, please, please?
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Okay.
02:13Hold on.
02:14We can explain.
02:15Obviously, we should have paid to rent the patio area.
02:17Of course.
02:18Sure.
02:19All right?
02:20And not pretend to be staying here.
02:21Okay.
02:22And Vicki should not have called the manager who what she called.
02:23Yeah, yeah, but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole.
02:26Yeah.
02:27We believe that Tansform is a market changing product.
02:30Yeah.
02:31So much so that I mortgaged my house to fund it.
02:33Get it!
02:34Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people too.
02:38Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close up on my brother here, shall I?
02:42He is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work with.
02:47You know what?
02:48And honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my dick?
02:51Okay, you have our information.
02:53I went too far, didn't I?
02:55At least we came off his passion.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Where are we actually staying?
03:01The nights are on Expedia.
03:02Eh, I'm bad about you.
03:15Does this country smell weird?
03:18Huh, a little.
03:48Oh, hello gorgeous.
04:03Hey, what do you want?
04:06What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:09I thought I'd head until next week.
04:11Where's the money?
04:13Where is it?
04:15Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:19Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:22The only sure thing in life, mate,
04:24is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:27Okay, wait, yeah, no, um, I don't have it all today, but, uh...
04:31But what?
04:33Holy shit.
04:35You used to play, right?
04:37No, mate.
04:38Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago.
04:40You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean-up.
04:43I recognized you.
04:44Wrong blood, mate.
04:45No, no, no, I remember.
04:46No, I had cash on Norths, and...
04:48What's that weird you are?
04:49The boys collapsed.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Terry, Terry Torres.
04:53That's it.
04:54You're a fucking great player, man.
04:56What the hell happened to you?
05:02No, fuck it up, man.
05:04Fuck.
05:19Hey, it's me.
05:20How are ya?
05:21Um, good.
05:22Great.
05:23Uh, so, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:27Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:29Hi.
05:30Hey.
05:31What's that?
05:32Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:34Can you talk to her?
05:35Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:36Ew.
05:37And what's this, like a present?
05:38You don't like it?
05:39No, it's trash.
05:40But she's your ex, not mine.
05:41Okay, ex is a little strong.
05:42We're just separated.
05:43You know, we still talk.
05:44Okay, okay, I'm just saying I don't think this is gonna make you unseparated.
05:46You're right, you're right.
05:47Ugh, my judgment is off.
05:48Why am I so nervous about this?
05:49I don't know, maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across
05:53the world to win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're
05:58here.
05:59Priority number one is what?
06:00Transform.
06:01That's right.
06:02Transform.
06:03Not fucking Joyce.
06:04No, you're right.
06:05You're right.
06:06But she'll take me back, right?
06:07I don't know, man.
06:08Maybe.
06:09Probably.
06:10Not with that thing.
06:11Give me.
06:12Give me.
06:13Fucking.
06:14Thing's a real panty-raiser.
06:15I don't know.
06:16Why am I so nervous about this?
06:17Why am I so nervous about this?
06:18I don't know.
06:19Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to
06:22win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're here.
06:25Priority number one is what?
06:27Transform.
06:28That's right.
06:29Transform.
06:30Not fucking Joyce.
06:31Panty-raiser.
06:32Panty-raiser?
06:33Panty-raiser.
06:34You want them lowered and...
06:36I don't want to talk about this with you.
06:38I'm going to the convention.
06:41How'd you get started?
06:43I worked at a spray tanning salon back home and then one day my boss, she started bitching
06:48at me and she was like, you can't use the employee discount for customers.
06:52But I was like, I'm only using them on the hot customers.
06:55Some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
06:57Well, these days can be so frustrating.
06:59I know.
07:00So then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning and I started selling it behind the local
07:04high school.
07:05And then of course my bitch boss rats me out and then all of a sudden I'm in jail.
07:08Wait, jail?
07:09I know.
07:10I know.
07:11So anyway, I tell my brother and he bails me out and then he's like lecturing me on how
07:14I need to get my life together and I'm like, Martin, his name's Martin, I'm like Martin,
07:18that's what I'm trying to do.
07:19I mean, you see that, right Sophie?
07:21Yeah, for sure.
07:22Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:24No, it's just that I don't want to work for a fascist.
07:27No, I want to be respected.
07:28Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to like drop off this package which was stupid
07:33and I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper.
07:36Hula hooping was her job?
07:38No, it wasn't her job but she was really good at it and anyway then I see these guys
07:43and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with the juice of this berry.
07:48Berry?
07:49So we get a scientist to like whip up a formula or whatever, I don't know, I'm not a scientist,
07:53and we slap a label on it and here I am talking to you.
07:57That's quite a story.
07:58Why'd you come out to Australia?
08:00Cause your son sucks.
08:02Cancer.
08:03Cancer.
08:04Plus if you can make it here in tanning you can make it anywhere.
08:07Okay, well here's your booth.
08:13You seem disappointed, is there a problem?
08:16Well, frankly the offensive size, Sophie.
08:21Not to mention the stench of hangover shits which will definitely deter potential customers, don't you think?
08:27I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:29That's not going to work, Sophie I thought we were friends.
08:32There is one remaining booth but it's part of the diamond package so it's a bit pricier.
08:36Take me.
08:37Back this way.
08:38Okay, cause you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:39No, I'm not mad.
08:40I'm a little bit scared.
08:50Joyce!
08:51Hi!
08:52Hi!
08:53You look fantastic.
08:54How are ya?
08:55Good.
08:56I'm good.
08:57How are you?
08:58I am great.
08:59And you're in Sydney.
09:00Right?
09:01What are the odds?
09:02Both of us in Southeastern Australia.
09:03It's crazy.
09:04So, um, what are you doing here?
09:05Well, believe it or not, Vicki and I started a company.
09:06Okay.
09:07Doing what?
09:08Dramatic reveal.
09:09Ta-da!
09:10We are officially in the beauty product business.
09:11What about your job?
09:12I'll quit.
09:13Really?
09:14After 20 years?
09:15Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice.
09:16So, being here is purely a business decision.
09:17Right?
09:18What?
09:19I'm doing here.
09:20You got to do a job, mate?
09:21A job at the office.
09:22I'm doing this, at the office.
09:23Well, I'll quit.
09:24Oh, it's my job.
09:25I'm doing this business.
09:26Oh, no.
09:27But, what?
09:28Oh.
09:29Big Mac, is the business?
09:30And so, that's what we're doing.
09:32You know, Nick?
09:33Yeah.
09:34I'm doing this job.
09:35Well, he has a job for you.
09:36Pretty easy.
09:37So, all right?
09:38I'm doing this job.
09:39I'm doing this job.
09:40Now, go ahead.
09:41And I'm doing this job.
09:43So being here is purely a business decision.
09:46Exactly.
09:47Nothing to do with me.
09:48No. I mean, okay, okay.
09:50Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind.
09:53Like, way, way back there, though.
10:01Look, I made a lot of promises in the past.
10:06Promises that I didn't keep.
10:08And this is different, all right?
10:12This one is going to come together.
10:15It has to, because I miss you.
10:23Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore?
10:30Yeah, Martin.
10:33You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage.
10:35We're still married.
10:36But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions,
10:39my life was passing me by.
10:41Okay, I get it.
10:42I really do.
10:43Look, I'm glad you're excited about your business,
10:47but I did not come here to be pitched on our future.
10:52This was a mistake.
10:55No.
10:55Sorry.
10:57Joyce.
10:57Hey, good luck with the business.
10:59Joyce, please.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's just eat.
11:02Joyce.
11:03Yeah, she's right.
11:10You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest.
11:12I said we'd have kids.
11:14I just kept pushing it off.
11:15Well, the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business.
11:18Right.
11:19Yeah.
11:19And hey, speaking of, put on your best fake smile.
11:22We've got a room full of potential buyers to impress.
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network.
11:26I know, buddy.
11:27I know.
11:28Joyce was...
11:29Joyce.
11:30You loved her.
11:31But people do move on.
11:33I don't want to move on, Vicky.
11:34I know, and I don't want to do this.
11:37Ow.
11:38Ow.
11:38Stop.
11:39Oh, fuck.
11:39Stop.
11:40Jesus.
11:42Fuck.
11:42Sorry, I thought it would have come off of zero.
11:44But the point is, what would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:47You would say you get one chance to make a first impression,
11:50so stop fucking crying about your ex-wife.
11:53You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy.
11:55Not really my tone, but, uh, sure.
11:58There we go.
11:59Hello, good sir.
12:01Hi.
12:01What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:04Um.
12:06Ooh.
12:07Ooh, how much?
12:08$7.50.
12:09We'll take it.
12:10Vicky, we can't afford that.
12:12No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can.
12:14For our image, right?
12:16Absolutely not.
12:17Please, please, please, please, please, please.
12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20So you want it at all?
12:21Yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:25Yes, we do.
12:25Okay.
12:26That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:29Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
12:31And I know exactly who I'm going to impress.
12:34I'll save you some.
12:35Yeah, sure.
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah, very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually, let me guess.
12:49You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you know that?
12:58I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:06I'm Susie.
13:08Martin.
13:08Hi.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people, orange racket?
13:15Well, about a year.
13:17Uh-huh.
13:17And I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:23And why'd you give that up?
13:25Well, you know, I decided I wasn't going to let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:29Well, that is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously.
13:42You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:47Well, how about you?
13:49You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:51Fucking hell, Martin.
13:54Who am I asking the big questions?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Sorry.
13:59Well, okay.
14:00Um, if you want the truth, then...
14:04Maybe not.
14:10Oh!
14:12Woo!
14:14Your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:18And, yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:21Not yours.
14:23Oh, God, no.
14:24No.
14:25Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:31Actually, I...
14:32I don't think I...
14:34Sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just...
14:39I don't know anybody in town, and...
14:41No, no, no, no, no, it's just...
14:42No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay, I get it.
14:46Look, it was really nice to, um, to meet you.
14:48I hope it goes really well.
14:52Sorry.
14:54Oh.
14:59You know, one glass of wine.
15:02Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:06Cheers to that.
15:06Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Welcome.
15:14So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I...
15:19Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go.
15:21Here.
15:22All right.
15:22It's good.
15:23It's cute.
15:24Right?
15:25Transform.
15:27And the pitch begins now.
15:31May I?
15:38May I?
15:39Yes.
15:39Yes.
15:40Ann?
15:40Yes.
15:40All right.
15:42Every day life can take its toll.
15:54Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless, right?
16:00But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:04With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:11Transform with Tansform.
16:14And be the best version of yourself.
16:18It's good.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:27It's really fucking good.
16:28It's really fucking good.
16:48Hmm.
17:00Hi.
17:02Hi.
17:06Mustn't that go kind of crazy?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Looks that way.
17:14Hmm.
17:18you want to get some breakfast
17:25martin
17:28breakfast
17:30uh yeah yeah sure
17:33you okay
17:39yeah yeah yeah
17:41i just normally don't drink that much
17:44welcome to australia
17:47i mean actually you know
17:51look it says last night
17:53yeah uh
17:54about that
17:56just if you could
18:00press play
18:02filmed us
18:11everything's gonna be fine you just gotta do what he says okay
18:13what who says
18:14morning martin
18:20sorry i think maybe i'm confused
18:25well what you think's happening
18:27is exactly what's happening
18:29i think i should leave you
18:33i just got here
18:37is it out
18:39oh it's gonna be ten thousand
18:46what
18:48ten thousand dollars martin
18:51well we're gonna throw this
18:53up on the interwebs
18:55where your wife
18:57kids
18:57heck
18:59even your pre-scan
19:00looks at it
19:01you're blackmailing me
19:03i like to think of it as preserving your privacy
19:06at market cost
19:08i mean who says i'm married
19:11spotting this
19:15is her speciality mate
19:18i don't have ten grand
19:25what was it they got up at the bar
19:27rich prick rum
19:29the whole bottle
19:30the whole bottle of rich prick rum
19:34that was my sister
19:35so you got killed ten tonight okay
19:38look you don't understand i really don't have that kind of money
19:41see that
19:43six hours in the chair
19:46skin so thin it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves
19:51but i didn't move
19:52no
19:53because i want everyone to know i love my sister
19:57and i'd do anything for her
19:59okay
20:00if you love your wife
20:04martin
20:04you'll get the cash
20:07yeah
20:08that was really good
20:21so this whole thing
20:31just pay him
20:32martin
20:34hello
20:44yes yes yes
20:48yes
20:49dad you did
20:51oh my god i'm so proud of you
20:53oh and i found a model for the presentation
20:56she is very talented
20:58actually i took a few nudes
21:00do you want to see
21:00oh yeah
21:02here
21:03hey
21:07you okay
21:08look who a pale
21:10well lucky for you your marriage is over
21:14otherwise this would be a problem
21:16no it's not over
21:17choice texted me this morning
21:19she wants to talk
21:20oh okay
21:21you're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists because
21:24joyce wants to talk
21:26vicky please
21:27sorry
21:28it's fine i'm
21:29being lucky for you this is my strong suit
21:32extortion
21:32remember how i used to run dope for uncle rick down in mexico
21:36uncle rick sells dope
21:37it was actually pretty good stuff but when you're driving desert roads there's always this chance that you could run into bandits and if you do you have two options you can either stop and let them take what is yours or you accelerate and force them to move
21:52we're not accelerating look we got enough cash in our account we're just going to pay them off
21:56right uh
21:57uh
21:58what
21:59what
21:59okay
22:00the the organizer of the of the event
22:03this friend of mine um she's not really a friend of mine but we kind of became friends and
22:07she offered us the biggest booth at the event
22:10and um it was really expensive
22:13and uh
22:14what are you trying to say vicky
22:16we have
22:18eight hundred and twelve dollars left in our business account
22:21fuck
22:22fuck
22:22okay
22:24it's gonna be okay trust me trust me
22:26no no no i'm gonna lose my wife
22:27and my house
22:29and my business
22:30perfect
22:31you'll still have me though
22:33no you'll be gone too
22:36because i will have killed you
22:38missed
22:58dave
23:00tend the hole
23:02big fella
23:12how'd you go for me terry
23:13nothing
23:14he's a degenerate gambler
23:16you squeeze him
23:17wouldn't have made a difference
23:18took him out his word did ya
23:25made a judgement call
23:27said i'll come back in a couple of days
23:29because that's what i'm paying you for right
23:30your judgement
23:32well
23:32you want me to go back there
23:34kick him in the guts
23:35and hope you think shit's fucking gold coins out
23:37you want that
23:38sorry mate
23:42UX footy players all got memory problems right
23:44because it seems like you forgot who i am
23:46i know who you are mate
23:47memory's fine
23:49come here
23:51come on
23:52where's she
24:15she'll be here
24:16vicky
24:17hello gorgeous
24:19hi
24:20so what do you think
24:22oh my god
24:23if i could put that in a can and sell it i'd be a goddamn millionaire
24:27crystal this is martin martin crystal our model
24:31hi
24:32hi
24:32you look uh tan
24:35thank you
24:37no i i mean that this is a spray tanning demo
24:40all right
24:41and the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color
24:45and we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback
24:49okay you know what give me a second i'm gonna talk to you for a second
24:52hey hey hey hey hey hey
24:53i know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever
24:57but you cannot verbally assault our employees okay
25:00and you have darker shade just get it together
25:02jesus christ
25:03hey sorry
25:05it's okay
25:06shit's getting worse
25:11fucking headaches
25:13blackouts
25:15mood swings
25:16sensitivity to fucking light
25:19sorry mate
25:21you have any um memory issues
25:23erectile dysfunction
25:24oh
25:25let's skip the part where
25:27i think you got an active medical license
25:30just give me where i come from
25:32sorry mate just uh
25:33trying to help
25:34i need 60
25:43mate this is only gonna get you 15
25:46i'll have a rest by friday
25:47mate you know that's not how it works
25:48fucking 60
25:50don't wake your fucking dick
25:51okay
25:52yeah one call
25:53let go of me
25:54or we're never gonna do business again
25:56yeah
25:57yeah
25:57okay good
26:02just um
26:05just give him 15
26:07and um
26:08throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy
26:10ladies and gentlemen
26:16you can get everything you know about spray tech
26:18because up next we have 10 score
26:21a self-tanner
26:22four-laden
26:23with a amazing macabre
26:25combining the anti-aging elements of the world
26:27with its natural tan
26:29and the current
26:3010 score special
26:31drives
26:3150% faster
26:33and last
26:3330% look-up
26:34than the competition
26:35okay
26:36fuck
26:49all right
26:52you ready
26:54you ready
26:55you with me
26:56let's do this
26:56okay
26:57here we go
26:58here we go
26:59oh
27:00hello Sydney
27:02I'm Vicky Marvin
27:06and this is my brother
27:08and business partner
27:09Martha
27:10it's okay
27:21whoopsie doops
27:22get up
27:24get up
27:25the costume
27:31was a stupid purchase
27:33can you just try to be a little positive
27:34I fainted in front of our entire industry
27:37I'm being blackmailed
27:40Jesus
27:41and now our inventory is exploding
27:44I think it's just the heat
27:46it's winter
27:47okay listen
27:48here's what we're gonna do
27:50we're not gonna pay them okay
27:51we are going to floor it at these assholes
27:55and then we
27:56are going to
27:57explode
27:59on them
28:00no
28:01we're not gonna do it your way
28:03okay
28:03how do you want to do it then
28:05you're looking for a personal loan
28:08yes
28:09or maybe a business loan
28:11depending on certain factors
28:12what factors
28:14well
28:15whatever factors put 10 grand in our pocket today Phil
28:17what collateral do you have
28:21well
28:21he has a really nice three bedroom two bathroom house
28:23back in the USA
28:24ever heard of it
28:25no
28:25well
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity
28:31Phil
28:32come here
28:33theoretically
28:34between you and me
28:35if we can get this guy to stop being such a B word
28:38how quickly can we get that loan
28:40typically mortgage approvals take about seven days
28:43okay
28:44seven days isn't gonna work
28:45do better
28:46can I ask what the loan is for
28:49sure
28:49yeah
28:50it's uh
28:51we
28:51he's being blackmailed
28:53no but he really is
29:00we need you to do us a solid
29:02that loan would have floated us for months
29:08it's Joyce's house too
29:09Joyce hasn't lived there in a year
29:11well she's still my wife
29:12okay well if she was still your wife
29:13you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific
29:15to win her back
29:16the reason we don't have money
29:18is cause you spent it
29:19on a booth for a company
29:20ten times our size
29:21oh so this is my fault
29:22because I don't really remember
29:23taking my brother's dick out
29:24and shoving it in the nearest flim flammer
29:26okay
29:26I've destroyed my life
29:27noted
29:28maybe your life needed destroying
29:29what's that mean
29:32were you and Joyce really that happy
29:34cause I don't think that you were
29:36and last night
29:37when you were at the bar
29:39with that hot ass blackmailer
29:41Martin that is the happiest
29:42I have seen you in years
29:44what where are you going
29:47Martin
29:47fix this on my own
29:49oh look it's Phil
29:59the corporate cog who destroyed my business
30:02sorry
30:03great
30:04my brother's gonna have his legs broken
30:07but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker
30:09when I regale him with your one word apology
30:11thank you
30:12I get it
30:14you think I like this job
30:16my mum won't even talk to me
30:20she thinks I take people's houses away
30:22really
30:23she doesn't talk to you
30:25no
30:25it sucks
30:26yeah
30:27yeah
30:28my mum kicked me out
30:30just for
30:31selling some furniture
30:33that I honestly didn't think
30:34she was using anymore
30:35and I made bank
30:37it's like
30:37why don't you support me
30:39yeah
30:40it sounds like you sold her furniture
30:41but
30:42yeah I get it
30:43it's like
30:44mums you know
30:46yeah
30:46mums
30:47god
30:48I get it
30:50hey
30:54I don't normally do this
30:58he helps people
31:02when the bank comes
31:04if you know what I mean
31:05I do know what you mean
31:06grab a quick drink
31:09yep
31:09okay
31:10fair enough
31:12yeah
31:12step cell therapy
31:22has been shown
31:23to repair the damage
31:24caused by repeating
31:25headspace
31:25by using a patient's own
31:28mesenchymal step cells
31:29to support the recovery
31:30dramatic
31:31stepopathy
31:32frame damage
31:33and excess information
31:34hey
31:35I'm uh
31:37I'm Vicky
31:37from
31:38from the phone
31:39what do you want
31:41I'm
31:42I'm looking for a loan
31:44don't do loans anymore
31:46well that's a shame
31:48what do you do now
31:54help people
31:57what like
31:58if I need a ride
31:59to the airport
31:59on a Friday night
32:00things like that
32:01yeah
32:02if you got the money
32:03I'll get the job done
32:05yeah
32:06well I'm
32:07not exactly
32:09flush with cash
32:10right now
32:11hence
32:11the need
32:12for the loan
32:13what's the loan for
32:17just your
32:18typical
32:19blackmail
32:21sex tape situation
32:22nice
32:24yeah
32:24there could be
32:27some other options
32:28how do you feel
32:29about your second amendment
32:30see the photo
32:39yep
32:40kind of felt bad
32:43for this one
32:43yeah
32:45a thing for this guy
32:46no
32:47because it sounds like
32:49you don't want to take his money
32:50maybe I'm just tired
32:52of blackmailing
32:52broke tourists
32:53fuck traps
32:54with your idea
32:55fuck it
32:58extortion operations
32:59and I didn't think
33:00that I'd be doing them forever
33:01so what
33:02gonna transition
33:03to dolphin train
33:04are we
33:05neurosurgeon
33:06an astronaut
33:08hey
33:12mind picking those up
33:14for me please
33:14what the fuck
33:25hang on
33:26cash
33:27don't be rusty
33:28please don't
33:29stand
33:30fucking
33:31still
33:31you don't get to be anyone
33:44but who I tell you to be
33:46understand
33:48yeah
33:49good girl
33:51can you pick these up
33:53for me please
33:54thank you
33:56hey you've reached Joyce
34:00please leave a message
34:01hey Joyce
34:02I got your text
34:03I'm really looking forward
34:05to talking
34:05in the meantime
34:07Vicki and I
34:08we have a
34:09big opportunity
34:11but we're
34:12we're just kind of
34:13putting the pieces together
34:14right now
34:14so
34:15if you're happy
34:25if you're happy with your message
34:26press one
34:27to delete
34:28press two
34:29you traded the company van
34:33for the money we need
34:34you need
34:35not me being blackmailed
34:36this time
34:37and what is this piece of shit
34:40it was a good deal
34:41I'd do it again
34:42oh
34:43oh jeez
34:43that's him
34:45that's him
34:46what do I do
34:46answer the phone
34:47show this fucker
34:48who's boss
34:49okay
34:50okay
34:50hello
34:52I have the money
34:55here at the motel
35:00no no no
35:01somewhere public
35:02yep
35:03afraid I have to insist on that
35:05you're right
35:08yeah
35:08no you're
35:08you're right
35:09here
35:09does work
35:10yeah sure
35:11one hour
35:13okay
35:14looking forward to it
35:15nervous
35:16no no no
35:17not
35:18not even in the
35:19slightest
35:20are you
35:21well that made
35:24oh
35:24yeah
35:25bad job
35:27really bad job
35:28yeah I didn't feel good
35:29about it either
35:40hi
35:42hello
35:43come on in
35:44so how is everyone
35:48right here
35:52this is uh
35:56the end of it
35:56here it is
35:57what about
35:58where's the sex tape
36:00who you
36:01I'm the sister
36:02and uh
36:03we're not gonna pay you shit
36:04until you delete the fucking video
36:06from the cloud
36:08or whatever
36:08well
36:09money first
36:10then I press delete
36:11not happening
36:13oh I'm just gonna send it then
36:16okay
36:16money first
36:17no
36:17money first
36:17no
36:18Vicky
36:18damn it
36:19here you go
36:20it's all there
36:21I was starting to think
36:27this isn't enough
36:28if you can get 10 grand
36:30in a day
36:30you get 20
36:32tomorrow
36:32cash come on
36:34let's just get out of here
36:35you know why this works
36:41I'll tell you
36:43everyone wants to believe
36:45they're the most interesting
36:46person in the room
36:47because no one wants to admit
36:49they're just another
36:51everyday shitbag
36:52but here's the thing
36:54if you get tape
36:56fucking a woman
36:57who isn't your wife
36:58then it doesn't matter
37:00who you think you are
37:01you're still gonna have to
37:02pay the asking price
37:03and now
37:05that price
37:06is 20
37:07I don't think so
37:10you got a fucking gun
37:12I'm accelerating
37:12you sure about this
37:14yeah I'm American
37:15of course I'm fucking sure
37:16about this
37:16give me your phone
37:18now
37:19now
37:20tell me your password
37:22one
37:25one
37:26one
37:28alright
37:29one
37:30what are they all
37:30ones
37:31two
37:32okay
37:34I'm kinda having a hard time
37:36adding the password in
37:38also pointing
37:39will you just
37:39sure
37:40yeah
37:40no I gotta
37:41don't move
37:43I'm not familiar
37:46with this OS
37:46lady
37:47will you help him
37:47to leave the fucking
37:48sex
37:48surprise
37:50god damn it
37:51fuck
37:51I have one too
37:52give me a gun
37:54please
37:55give me a fucking gun
37:58okay
38:01listen
38:01if you want 20
38:02I can give you 20
38:03alright
38:03I'll write you a check
38:04I'll write you a check
38:05we don't really do checks here
38:06Martin
38:07stop moving
38:08shut that thing up
38:12now please
38:15sorry
38:16sorry
38:18it's just
38:19some shit's just too
38:24ironic
38:24okay
38:25okay
38:25please
38:26please
38:27don't
38:27don't
38:28hello
38:29this must be
38:30mrs.
38:30please
38:30please
38:31please
38:31don't
38:32sorry
39:00are you there
39:08Martin
39:09hang up
39:10hang up
39:11hang up
39:13is he
39:26yeah
39:29we do
39:30we have to call
39:31an ambulance
39:32no no no
39:32no
39:32we're in a foreign
39:34country
39:34and
39:35and we just
39:36killed somebody
39:37we're not gonna
39:38call an ambulance
39:39what do we do
39:42we've got to
39:43get rid of him
39:44okay
39:46I think I know
39:48somebody
39:48so you're thinking like an acid bath situation or
40:05I'm thinking you guys are fucked
40:08you know how she is
40:14yep
40:15well you know what I'm getting the fuck out of here then
40:19would ten thousand dollars change your mind
40:22we need a big fucking bag
40:30wait
40:42wait wait
40:42yep
40:43okay
40:43let's go
40:44oh my god
40:45oh my god
40:47that's good on your ride man
40:55I think so
40:57good
40:58pop the boot
40:59okay hold on
41:01we're taking my car
41:02yeah
41:03your body
41:04your car
41:05that's
41:06that's
41:06terrible
41:07full of boxes
41:11looks like he's gonna have to ride up front
41:13hey
41:25no no no
41:25it's his birthday
41:28pussy can't handle his tequila
41:30oh fuck
41:35okay
41:36okay
41:37where are we going
41:38we feel like
41:41pizza
41:42burgers
41:43fries
41:44oh fuck
41:45I could do burgers
41:46if
41:46you're kidding
41:47if I come with me
41:48okay
41:49yeah no we're just gonna go get rid of the body
41:51yeah
41:51no
41:51stupid
41:52stupid
41:53stupid
41:54okay
41:54let's go
41:55Jesus Christ
42:14ready
42:19three
42:20two
42:21up
42:21keep going
42:23that's it
42:24later
42:24let me move
42:26right here
42:27get a leg
42:30get a leg
42:30get a leg
42:31pull
42:31pull
42:32pull
42:32pull
42:32ready
42:36three
42:36two
42:37one
42:37are we sure we should do this
42:40Jesus
42:40we're doing this
42:43let's drop the dead fuck
42:45come on
42:45let's go
42:47fuck's sake
43:02help me with the face
43:04hey
43:17that ain't the cleaner
43:28get tears
43:29yes yes
43:30I'll polish the leaves
43:32make them green again
43:33shake out the trees
43:35they ain't seen again
43:37spring cleaning
43:38getting ready for love
43:40ha ha ha
43:42sluts off to wintry bowers
43:44wash them out with April showers
43:47over again with Franklin flowers
43:49shine up the moon above
43:52cause you and I
43:54have a rendezvous
43:56under the sky
43:57like these
43:59who spray cleaning
44:00getting ready for love
44:02yes yes
44:04yeah that's the real cream
44:07you wanna stick that in here
44:10I think they're happy
44:14the people in the glass
44:18I hope so
44:21okay bud
44:25I'm just gonna think back on you
44:27psychologically
44:34you're gonna go through some tough shit
44:36you gotta ride that fucking wave
44:38take some Xanax
44:40do some yoga
44:41whatever it fucking takes
44:43to keep your mouth shut
44:45especially if the fucking cops come
44:47what about that tattoo lady
44:50she finds out we're already dead
44:52you don't know cash
44:54fish only gets caught
44:57if she opens up her fucking mouth
44:59I feel like you're like
45:01singling me out on this
45:02I feel like you're the one
45:04who's gonna fuck this all up
45:05and I don't want to kill you
45:07Jesus Christ you're obsessed with me
45:09okay okay I'll be good here
45:12sorry
45:13and if you say me again
45:18you fucked up
45:20okay
45:22well on that note
45:25I am going to take some me time
45:27and shower off his blood
45:28yeah
45:32yeah uh
45:33I should
45:35okay
45:35are you gonna be okay
45:39Jesus Martin
45:43you're really asking the big questions
45:46ooh good news
45:55I found two seats on a flight home tonight
45:58bad news all that's left is middle seats
46:01I fucked up everything didn't I
46:04yeah you kind of did
46:07but I've fucked up things before too
46:10you always get another chance
46:12nah I don't think there's any coming back from this
46:15what the hell
46:22what what
46:24ah
46:25if it isn't the spray tan siblings
46:28sorry to turn up unannounced
46:30I got the conference people to
46:32give me your motel address
46:34why
46:36do you mind if I
46:38uh
46:39uh
46:39sure I guess
46:41sure
46:41that's nice
46:42have a seat
46:43sorry I know it's early
46:47so uh
46:48how can we help you
46:50I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind
46:54it's not every day a seller
46:55reaches me like that
46:57so I had a word to marketing
46:58they love the whole anti-aging USP
47:02plus the name
47:03transform
47:03it just
47:04just makes reinvention sound so easy
47:07and that shit sells
47:09pardon the language
47:10really
47:11yeah so uh
47:12I'm thinking
47:13small trial
47:14what do we say
47:162000 cans
47:17put it in a few stores
47:19see if you can get the word out
47:20you hit those numbers
47:21we can expand
47:23I mean it sounds amazing
47:24but we're actually
47:25we'll do it
47:26oh
47:27great
47:28great
47:30so um
47:32just call the office
47:32and set it up
47:33great
47:34great
47:35can you go now
47:40respect
47:41yeah
47:42yeah
47:42yeah
47:42stuff to do
47:45yeah
47:46sorry I know it's really early
47:48bro
47:54you can see that too right
47:57hundred bucks says you can't hit that
48:02you're on
48:03what the fuck
48:09I think we should stay
48:10we just fed a corpse to a reptile
48:14close
48:20there's nobody
48:22nothing ties us to cash
48:24I mean why would anyone suspect us
48:26why would we want to take that risk
48:27if we quit
48:28the business is done
48:30alright
48:30you go back to being yelled at
48:32by retail managers
48:33I lose choice
48:34last one make it count
48:41okay we don't even have 2,000 cans
48:43well make them
48:44alright what'd you say
48:45when you first came to me
48:46with the idea for Tansform
48:47I don't know
48:49you said
48:49sometimes you gotta get arrested
48:51for selling stolen beauty products
48:54to realize what you want in life
48:55I said that
48:56you did
48:56I mean I'm paraphrasing a little bit
48:58but look
48:59you're exactly right
49:00everything we want
49:02is right here in Sydney
49:03my wife'll
49:04our business
49:06I do really love being co-CEOs with you
49:09I know that what happened last night
49:23seemed like the end of our road
49:24but what if it was the beginning
49:26I know that FNWest leia vìit was but
49:28they hated their wives
49:29I know that was just bru denke
49:29but I know what happened last night
49:30but it doesn't mean that
49:33what happened last night
49:34like this
49:35I never탁ил
49:36점
49:36one
49:36I knew
49:37I knew
49:37I knew
49:38what happened last night
49:39so it's not this
49:52or what happened here
49:52I know that
49:52all of these
49:53that's that right
49:54Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:09I'm not your fucking friend.
50:24I'm trying to be like, I'm trying to feel it, I'm trying to be it.
50:36This is not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
50:45This is not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
50:54I'm not your fucking friend.
50:58This is not my fault, I'm not your fucking friend.
51:02This is not my fault.
51:03You're welcome, I love you.
51:05I'm not your fucking friend.
51:06I love you.
51:07I love you.
51:08I love you.
51:09I love you.
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