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00:00Music
00:27It was Chris, we'd see you back
00:32In the drunk tank
00:36An old man sat in
00:40Won't see another one
00:44And then we sang a song
00:49The rare old mountain tune
00:53I turned my face away
00:57And dreamed about you
01:01Got on a lucky one
01:06Came in and looked into one
01:10I've got a feeling
01:14There's years remaining
01:18So happy Christmas
01:23I love you baby
01:27I can see a better time
01:31When all our dreams come true
01:35Happy Christmas
01:36They got cars, figures, bars
01:49They got rivers of gold
01:51But the windows run through you
01:52It's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand
01:55On a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome
02:01You were pretty queen
02:02I've knew your city
02:03When the band finished playing
02:04When the band finished playing
02:06You know she's invited Adam and Alya, don't you?
02:08Oh, don't
02:09I mean, she could have invited one of your exes
02:11Balance it out a bit
02:12Who's she?
02:14The cat's mother?
02:15Do you like what I got Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the Bible
02:20Pearls before swine
02:22Ma!
02:23What?
02:24Why is everyone so serious?
02:26Come on, it's Christmas!
02:28Our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas
02:31Hello, thank you
02:32A secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35Oh, of course not
02:36Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one, Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it
02:43You'll die
02:45Mwah
02:47Don't let her get to you
02:48Rise above it
02:50Oh, I'm rising
02:51Practically transcendental
02:53Hm
02:59Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:05I mean, it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:08They will be opening later, I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:12I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:14In case of I'm alright, Jack, if ever I've heard one
03:18Happy birthday, David
03:20Yeah, ta
03:22Oh, yes, happy, er
03:23Mm, you know
03:27Merry Christmas
03:28You're a little late for last-minute shopping, aren't you?
03:30Oh, no, I wish
03:31No, wouldn't late for work
03:33See?
03:34Yes, fascinating
03:37I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:41Why?
03:43What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:50My donation for our secret Santa
03:55Oh, yeah, erm, the table looks dead nice, Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:01Now, Ollie, as wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:05Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:08Of course
04:10Everything's under control, Nan
04:13He's making my favourite
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18You seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:25Plenty
04:30Ta-da
04:32Hey
04:34Oh, I hate leaving you on your own
04:36I'm gonna sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV Guide
04:40Well, at least you know I'll come back sober
04:42Yep, Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:46Right, come on then, me and you, let's get off
04:49To see Jack and open some presents
04:52See you later, Missy
04:53Oh, some presents?
04:54More presents!
04:55Thanks
05:04It just feels weird being here
05:06Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, darling
05:08Well, they invited us
05:10And Ollie's meant to be a great cook, so...
05:12Come on, open it
05:13It's symbolic
05:17Of what?
05:18The key to your heart
05:20Listen, I love you
05:22And I think we should move in together
05:25In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:30Are you serious?
05:31Yeah, I'm serious
05:33Ali and Azir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35And there's anything
05:37I'd love to
05:41Kit, what did you think you were doing?
05:43Ah, come on, babe, it's Christmas
05:44One or two won't hurt
05:46As long as it's only one or two
05:48Bird within a bird within a bird sounds very...
05:53Henry VIII
05:55Divorced, beheaded, died
05:57Divorced, beheaded...
05:58Survived
06:00I always find that last one very disappointing
06:02Hey!
06:04Hey!
06:05Merry Christmas!
06:06Merry Christmas, Daniel
06:07Hello, young man
06:08Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:10Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:13Couldn't you just eat him?
06:15Come here to me
06:17Oh, you're gorgeous
06:19You must stay for dinner
06:21We'll set two more places
06:23We have more company
06:25Well, I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be
06:27Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:31Perfect!
06:33We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:36And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:41Well, aren't you going to open it?
06:42Open it
06:48So...
06:50A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:55Oh, wow!
06:56That's supposed to be amazing
06:58Thank you
07:00Will!
07:01Sorry about him
07:13He's missing his girlfriend
07:15Chloe and Hull
07:18Bless him
07:22So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:25Did she fly?
07:26Yeah, bless her
07:27Oh, I so miss air travel
07:30You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:32In-flight entertainments
07:34And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:37The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:40I hope you two don't want feeding
07:43David!
07:45Worry not, we're not peripatetic noshers
07:47We just drop by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday, of course
07:52Sorry, er, David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well, I'm not bothered, do I look bothered?
07:59Yes, David, actually, you look incredibly bothered
08:01Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again
08:05Abby Demi is not light-fingered
08:07Abby Demi's quite fit, actually
08:09Oh, broad!
08:11You know, Mother swore blind that she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Michaelmas
08:16Did they arrive? Did they poncho?
08:18Gail sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:22Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:24I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:29Well, it's classic Gail, innit?
08:31She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:34Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:37I don't want a stupid present, anyway
08:42Oh!
08:43Now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:48Clumptious, that's what it is
08:51Oh, potatoes think it's Christmas
08:53Oh, hang on a minute, it is!
08:55And compliments to the chef
08:57Thank you, Todd
08:59Cheers!
09:01I'm the sous chef
09:03Did you get my email?
09:06Oh, I'm so sorry, that's so rude of me
09:09Yes, thank you very much
09:11What email?
09:13Summer's got him the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:16Lovely
09:17I'm jealous
09:18I am, I am spitting feathers
09:20Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:23So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:28Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:31Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:33Oh, lucky Etty
09:35I don't think so
09:37Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:41I don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:43Oh, what did the kids get you for you? Was it socks and smellies?
09:48Oh, kids, honestly
09:50They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:55What?
09:56A pencil sharpener
09:58No, they've not got me now yet, but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:03I got to try the form, didn't I love?
10:07Yeah, it's gorgeous
10:09Oh, isn't it amazing we can get in the 50 piece shop these days
10:13Is it Andrew Scott, though, eh?
10:15I don't think he is
10:16He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:18He's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:22Oh, yes, no, I know, I know, yeah, yeah
10:25Speaking of vicars
10:27Billy's taking his time, isn't he?
10:29It's his busiest day of the year, innit?
10:31Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:34What a lucky boy you are, Tor, eh?
10:38This is lovely
10:40Really good
10:41You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:47Erm, I got a text from Roy, he says you rang the hotel that Cara booked on and she never checked in
10:54Oh, no biggie, maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:58Well, obviously she went somewhere else, the question is where, and she's disabled the tracker on her phone, so...
11:04Right
11:06Well, I'm nipping out for an hour
11:09What now?
11:10Well, I can't divulge too much, but even on Christmas Day there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:15Crikey, you're in and out all times I lived in, Carla
11:19Sorry
11:20Mm-hmm
11:23Sorry
11:35Hey, I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here, Maggie kinda press ganged us
11:40Yeah, she's good at that, it's fine, darling
11:43You okay?
11:44My letter
11:46Which letter? The letter?
11:49I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look, let me have a look in your bag, maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10I've done nothing but check it, fill your boots
12:14I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well, if it has, someone's obviously chucked it, which is a good thing, no news is good news
12:21I feel sick, it's not there, is it?
12:23No
12:24Oh, do you know what, Maggie's been so off with me, but then she's like that every day, isn't she?
12:28I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now
12:30Yeah, that's true
12:31Look, calm down, deep breaths
12:34All right, babe, everything all right in here?
12:37Yeah, fine
12:38I'd better, erm...
12:39Listen, babe, I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:47I know, I'm sorry
12:48What happens the next time we walk in, he's unhooking your bra?
12:50He was just giving me a pep talk
12:52With his fingers?
12:53Babe, I was just getting wound up about Maggie, he was just calming me down
12:56So come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:58I know, I'm sorry
13:00Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma
13:02Which bit?
13:04All of her
13:06Come on, babe, strength of the numbers
13:07Welcome
13:26You all right?
13:30I'm sorry to hear about your mum
13:32Yeah
13:34It's what it is
13:36Happens to us all eventually, I guess
13:42You must miss her
13:44I'm being daft, really, but...
13:47Yeah
13:48Nothing daft about it
13:50People are still around, you wanna make the most of him
13:55It's what we need, isn't it?
13:56What?
13:58Human contact
14:04You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:07Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep, doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep, you plum
14:13Well, Mary said it was
14:15Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well, it might have been Brian
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No, they came round for Christmas drinks
14:26Oh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not
14:30You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:32Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:35Happy birthday, David, love, Mum
14:37Yeah
14:39Yeah, I suppose
14:40Well, you don't mind, I'm not bothered anyway
14:42I didn't wanna tell your face that
14:44Do you know what, Tim? Forget it!
14:45Mmm
14:49Nice ta
14:51Very festive
14:54I made that
14:56Yeah
14:58Bit dry
15:00Well, now you've had your meds and some scram
15:03You're gonna leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:06No, I'm not
15:08I'm not doing it
15:11You know when she realises I'm missing, she'll come looking for me
15:15Oh, right
15:17Do you really think so?
15:19You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:24Oh, no, I don't wanna rub it in
15:27You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:33If I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:36It's only a matter of time before this due to
15:39Oi, Miss World, shut your face
15:40Just need to reply to my lease
15:44Just need to reply to my lease
15:47Oh, she wants me
16:01She wants me
16:04Maybe I'm just better than you
16:06Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:09Again
16:11My bad, Naughty Becky
16:15That's what she said, actually
16:16He's acting like you used to a serious
16:28Oh, come on, it's not like I got him a present
16:31Or me
16:33Oh, really?
16:35Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:38Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:40Well, open it then
16:43A new earbuds, thanks
16:48There you are
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong
16:54Come in now, will you?
16:57Dinner is served
17:03Got a skirt on?
17:04It's a skirt
17:06Oh, oh!
17:07Sound of music!
17:09My girl, my girl
17:11Oh, I love that film
17:14I played Maria on the ships
17:16Oh, here we go, here we go
17:18We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:20I was basically editing highlights
17:21It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:23And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:25Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:27Good heavens
17:28They don't have like kiddies
17:29The wrong side of 30
17:31Still, the audience went nuts for it
17:33I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:35I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:36I've got Glenda
17:37If you ever suffer from insomnia
17:38Phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty bang
17:40Here we go
17:42It's a song
17:43It's hard to tell with your acting
17:45Five words
17:46Yes, please, love
17:48First word, first word
17:50You okay?
17:52They're not answering
17:53Who?
17:54I'm trying to video call the kids
17:56No
17:58What are you doing?
18:00Oh
18:02Oh, he's
18:03A little more tipsy than he thinks, eh?
18:06I'll, um...
18:10Exactly
18:12This is so much better than Tracy's not
18:14What is it exactly?
18:15It's a big record?
18:17Mm-hmm
18:18It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:24Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mm, so are the roasted
18:28And this not roast is definitely not crusty
18:31My grandson is a very special cook
18:34In fact, all my boys are special
18:37And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren
18:41How are the kids, well?
18:46Yeah, fine
18:47You're not tempted to stay with them
18:51My boys deserve only the best
18:54In life, in work, and especially in love
18:57Uh, is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:05Food first
19:07Fun later
19:11So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah
19:16Yeah, well, I'm in a rubbish cup now
19:18I bet you're not
19:19Nah, I am
19:20I could burn a salad
19:21We'll have to pout you for speed, darling
19:22You'll need a big pan
19:23That wee lad's going nowhere
19:26Wee lad? I bet you like that, mate
19:27I think I'll always be this wee lad
19:29A toast
19:30To my boys
19:33Merry Christmas
19:35Merry Christmas
19:39Hey
19:41The Poland Express is on later
19:43I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:46Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev
19:48We did this for the lads
19:50Confuse the boundaries?
19:51I'm not throwing my lips on you
19:53He's won, I've lost
19:55I'm over it
19:56Kev
19:57Look, he might be younger than me
19:58He might be better looking than me
19:59Don't, you know what?
20:00I can't call with this
20:01I've got a text card telling me we're coming home
20:03Alfie!
20:05We need to go now, kiddo
20:07Can you hurry up?
20:08Bye-bye
20:09mobile answer call on speakerphone
20:39they have a weird concept isn't it secrets on tap well it's a bit weird buying vouchers
20:50for spa weekends for people you hardly even know it's a family tradition do you know what i
20:55actually do need socks i said that this morning didn't i she did your pillow talk is outrageous
21:02and the next one is for drum roll please oh
21:08is it a jigsaw oh come on what is it wouldn't you like to know
21:21to my baby give it to me let him read and give it to me please give it to me i said let him read it
21:32you bitch let my son read the lovely gift i got him what is it oh just evidence of an affair
21:41what between eva and adam
21:44why are you so intent on killing our relationship
22:08maybe i don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart read it out to the group ma it's a letter
22:16to the baby she aborted when she and ben were going through a rough patch rough patch he probably
22:23gave her a few dirty looks he went back to his wife and you went running back to the groin of
22:29his lordship here sorry adam my rock this is true your words not mine there was no affair i don't
22:37think that adam's babe i can explain well go ahead then and adam continued to be her rock when she
22:43aborted their child oh you're not a very nice person are you do you know the worst of it it's
22:49still going on oh please no i'm not having it's not because it wasn't in the first place babe i promise
22:54it's got enough all to do with you is this why you two were holding hands earlier what no are you
22:59happy now not by a long shot because you have broken my son's heart whether or not eva had an
23:06abortion is frankly none of your business is it not frankly well isn't it a woman's right to choose
23:11what she chose was infidelity what kind of a mother are you daniel what to do this to your own family
23:17and on christmas day you can take that smirk off your face and all me i'm not smirking nothing
23:22happened who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to you're completely misreading the
23:25situation i will misread yeah you don't worry betsy i'm fine i'm having a really lovely holiday
23:40only roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there
23:44no i uh i had to move in the end staying at a new place now it's um it's called
23:53rhubarb hill hotel rhubarb hill hotel yeah yeah i'm i'm in the busing suite
24:00james get dressed and get up abby's on her way back what just hurry up be quiet i'm calling her
24:23hiya love uh where are you i'm just outside the main door wicked uh listen would you do me a
24:32favor would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box please
24:35i haven't got the keys oh but i thought you always had them oh god you're lazy oh no hang on i tell
24:43all i've got on here yeah do you mind yeah i'm running out of juice yeah of course i can just give
24:48us a sec right well come on we need to go and get car's charger
24:54one more move like that and i'm phoning the police
25:09why do you hate me so much sit down this could take some time oi have you got anything to say for
25:16yourself oh i've got plenty and don't you oi me lies all lies i never had an affair with adam
25:23the letter says different he supported me while how can you trust a single word she says
25:28our baby what was with that stupid hotel name well i don't know do i i didn't think on my feet you
25:49had a knife pointed at me i don't know why i said rhubarb or whatever you're giving me a headache
25:55do you talk like this with lease no wonder she's gone off you biggest regret of my life she said
26:02meeting carla the biggest regret of my life is following you here you did not because i'd have known
26:10you don't lie okay all right costello told me the address the rest you do know what rest do i know
26:24that i broke in here that you caught me red-handed
26:29you know but if if i were you i wouldn't have left a incriminating burner phone just lying around
26:35linking me to a hit on costello you're so boring right well i can't stand around here chewing the
26:44cud all day people to see wives to bed so she's not your wife is she because you're officially dead
26:53so that makes her your widow funny you mentioned dead because lisa said that sleeping with you
27:05was like going to bed with a corpse
27:08happy christmas ducky
27:25oh oh oh now that is what i call a beautiful set of conflicts aren't they aren't you lucky
27:36you yeah it was a good service billy it was it was lovely it was it all christmas it was it was
27:43with carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards you should have gone george oh was there um
27:52mulled wine it's a family service love not happy hour at the legs of man
27:56you all right over there theo you're looking a bit oh oh oh are we out staying our welcome oh no
28:04no no no no oh wait tell us well no you can tell me i mean i'm i'm very hard to offend unless it's
28:10racism i do take offense at that no no honestly of course not you're fine but a worse actor than she is
28:16that's bullying that i'm going to touch my union national union of brazen bar mates
28:27speaking of which shall we um should we adjourn to the rovers
28:31oh no no don't don't leave on my account although i think old toddington's ready for a lie down
28:36isn't you yeah you are looking a bit quiet over there mate i think he's had one of the eight
28:40i'm fine that's what they all say i'll tell you what billy he'll miss you found out today he's got a
28:45thing for hot priests i have to get myself a dog collar joe what's under your castle all right
28:51well um yeah well nice to see you both will be it briefly come here yeah sorry about that
29:01you get your bag and i'll get your coat thanks ever so much
29:06bye love bye summer yeah get ready all right
29:14you know full well when we were going through a rough patch and you know full well why we were
29:19don't put that on me so this abortion's on me is it the only thing that i regret about that termination
29:24is not telling you but babe how could i how could i bring the baby into that you weren't even taking my
29:30calls you were living back with the dragon don't call her that and whenever we did talk to each other
29:34we were just taking shots and yet you still got pregnant by me allegedly don't you dare sorry
29:44i was in no fit state to bring a baby and suzy up on my own now if i'd have thought for one second
29:51that we were going to get back together i would have told you so where does adam fit into all of
29:56it he doesn't not really except the fact that he was a supportive friend he was meeting a client in
30:02hull i bumped into him at the paragon interchange he was getting the train i was getting the bus kismet
30:10just to let you know your pub is open oh oh it's my pub when it suits you well i'm sure it wouldn't
30:16hurt you to put a shift in maggie get your hands as dirty as your tongue are you going to let her speak
30:21to me like that very exciting to be summoned here like this it's very nice quite palatial
30:33mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you so you you've actually spoken to carla
30:39not me that's oh yeah so uh how is she what what does she say um she said she was at a hotel
30:48i can't believe that's actually spoke to her it's a reassuring though is it i want to be well
30:55doesn't it just confirm what you've been worrying about all along that she's ignoring you blatantly
31:02see i'll make a very good barrister i will because i've got a very incisive mind and also i'll look
31:09great in the wig and the oh i see my glass appears to be almost entirely empty it's warm though isn't
31:19it in here it's probably evaporating hi honey i'm home oh we have company merry christmas stranger
31:30is that the sister hello this is roy's friend evilly hi i'm kim i uh i spoke to carla brilliant
31:40finally uh how was she i tried to tell really um what are you doing i'm ringing her oh please
31:50what like she's going to answer don't you think you should just face facts love and what's that
31:58that you know maybe maybe maybe she's just not cut out to be a lesbian no a lot of people aren't
32:11no i wasn't
32:15sorry to send you on a wild goose chase i i honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:19forget me old head if it wasn't screwed on so what have you been up to then while me and kevin
32:23been pretending to play up with families oh just watching paint dry hmm well sounds like me and you
32:30have had very similar days shall we um should we make up for it now what exactly what you're thinking
32:39enough well come to the bedroom and i'll show you what's that aftershave you're wearing it smells
32:51different it must be that old shower gel i used earlier what's this
32:57it's nice isn't it um i found it down the side of the couch must be the previous tenants
33:03now where were we on route to the bedroom on a one-way ticket to paradise
33:19i often wonder if you're a statue because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you that secret santa
33:25stunt was evil i am a grandchild down because of you are you not going to defend me here ben why
33:32should i she's right it was evil i'm not bothered put that drink down ma and get her to my house
33:42now i beg your pardon i want you gone are you going to side with that little tart over me right first time
34:02this poor beautiful face what do you need it wasn't me when a man gets hit like that usually over a
34:16woman no maybe someone's got the hots for ellie who doesn't have the hots for ellie
34:21did i just say that out loud yes george keep it down people might think we're swingers oh like these
34:30two be of yourself marries if we're swingers although what you're doing later
34:37gonna have a nice shiner thanks to you you had no right oh shut up no he's right
34:43yeah adam i'm sorry um i shouldn't have reacted the way i did i've just spoke with the weaver
34:48and she's explained everything um except my apology
34:55well this won't be a christmas that we forget any time shoot you've got a lot to save yourself
35:00hey sorry and alia you've got to believe adam none of it's true oh i never believed a word but you
35:09want to have a word with your mother is she calm down she's packing her bags faster to leave what
35:16any sign of megan she's gone home she don't feel well she wanted me to tell you but whoops i forgot
35:28listen i know that you've got the hots for your teacher you little git but how about you leave
35:34her for the grown-ups hey there's a good life right thanks very much for a memorable day
35:39shall we go next door hey i always wondered why you were so weird but now that i've seen what
35:49your granny's capable of it's all slipping into place
36:05david david
36:07where have you been uh manners will i've been helping lauren with frankie so she could work
36:18daniel's already gone he said to say tarara and that uh you need to be careful do i yes will you
36:25do you were so vile to daniel today classic i defend him why don't you you're gonna give the game
36:32away at this rate in the state of him you know he had his hands all over my woman you're drunk
36:39what's he gonna be like on your little weekend away
36:44oh do you know what i can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:54weird i'm sorry what is that it's a stimulator your own mother has got you it's a vagus nerve
37:01stimulator but david it's not in front of lily no no it's totally sleep shut up no that's what it
37:06is it's an actual sleep aid what granny gail's texted she said she sent us all a video oh get it
37:12up get it up on sablet go on should we not wear for anti-saren alcohol well she's put it on plot
37:16charnix you can see it on there oh i can't believe she sent a video it's me i speak to you today on what
37:25is of course our first wedding anniversary one of the longest marriages this thank you david for my
37:34extra large jar of olives very funny i hope you've all been having the most wonderful day and of course
37:46david happy birthday how can it be 35 years since i first held you in my arms
37:58i hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:02i just wanted to say that though i may be far away you're all very much in my thoughts
38:15and david and shona you and your baby are utmost in my heart
38:23life is never easy life is never straightforward but we're a strong resilient family
38:38and we can weather any storm i love you all very much
38:45so till the next time we speak as the famous carol says
38:57the hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight
39:07i wish you all a very happy christmas
39:17happy christmas
39:19oh that was nice
39:27i just want to say thank you what for
39:30how are you fun and just being so nice and patient today
39:41it's our first christmas isn't it wanting to be special
39:47in that case thank you too for what for being you your authentic self
39:54love can't be easy you know with your various issues
40:04unless you were being sarcastic i wasn't
40:10stand up
40:13you sure you weren't being sarcastic yeah
40:15you sure
40:28merry christmas daughter
40:45wifi
40:46isn't that um
40:57a flip
40:58magi
40:59from the pub
41:00correct
41:00well introduce me i've never met her and you know if we pull up i'm thinking free drinks
41:06oh hello
41:09oh i say what a beautiful coat i love that color
41:12love. Merry Christmas, Maggie. I don't know if you met my dear friend, Evelyn Plummer.
41:19Merry Christmas to you, and may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more.
41:26Are you off travelling? Are you all right, Maggie? No. Any idiot can see she's not all
41:33right. She's in pieces. Oh, let's just say I've fallen out with Ben. Oh, dear. Who's
41:41Ben? My son. Well, maybe it's just bad karma, you know, because you shut the pub on Christmas
41:49Day. We were having a family meal, but everything went awry. Well, if there's anything I could
41:58do. Do you know any decent hotels around here? Well, I could drive you over to Chariot Square
42:06if you like. Good thinking, Batman. And could you call ahead when we're en route? My phone
42:15is running out of juice. Just tell them one night, one person with breakfast, and try and
42:21get a free upgrade to a suite. Oh, I'm rather sorry we came over in the first place. And relax.
42:36My lady. Quite good, sir. I'm sorry. Isn't that my line? I should have been there for you.
42:55We got there eventually, didn't we? I'll never let you down again.
43:00We got there.
43:30We got there.
43:31We got there.
43:31Oh, girl.
43:33Oh, girl.
43:41Oh, girl.
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