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Shoresy.S05E01
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01:57Bu ne için?
02:27Huh?
02:28Tryonhals.
02:29Tryonhals.
02:30Girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
02:31What?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Huh?
02:34It's called Tryonhals, where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that.
02:37They're just trying on clothes?
02:38Yeah, and they got nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:40Well, you can look out the fucking window for nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:44Nah, bud.
02:45With Tryonhals, you can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes.
02:47On YouTube?
02:48Yeah, sometimes.
02:49Oh my god.
02:50Just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
02:52What an odd East Coast cunt you are.
02:54The name of All Things Holy Shorzy, bud.
02:56Close the door.
02:57What's up, buddy?
02:58Bitch is in there jerking off to girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
03:00They're women, old man!
03:01Is he?
03:02It's just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
03:04So what?
03:05So, because you're not supposed to watch porn, you just watch girls try on clothes instead?
03:10Oh, you never heard nothing so bad as that, eh?
03:12Where are they trying on the clothes?
03:14Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall.
03:16At the mall?
03:17Well, I suppose they could be at a standalone store, a storefront.
03:20Hey, hey, I didn't tell you this, but he's in there on all fours, too.
03:24What?
03:25And they're on all fours jerking off to girls at the mall.
03:27No, he is.
03:28Yeah, come look.
03:29Come see.
03:30Look at this.
03:31Well, come in and make yourselves at home, boys, by the Jackal or Jesus.
03:34You do it like that?
03:35You never does it like this.
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:38How do you do it?
03:39Bye.
03:40Tab on that, kids.
03:41Guess it's fit.
03:42Fuck, you should try taking screenshots with his eyes like you.
03:44Good for it.
03:45Fuck it.
03:46Me nerves is rubbed right raw.
03:47Let's go to North Bay.
03:49Drinking beers.
03:51Are we drinking beers?
03:52Just gave you a beer.
03:53Drinking beers.
03:54Thanks for driving us, Jill.
03:56Just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh?
03:58Thanks for doing this for Jack.
03:59Jack would've done the same thing for me.
04:01His good buddy Tiro.
04:02You smell good.
04:03Thanks buddy.
04:04He'll be so happy to see you guys.
04:05Well, lock up your daughters with this one coming woke.
04:08He's just a little homesick out of the gate.
04:10It's normal.
04:11How about this one?
04:12Fresh off a buck on top North.
04:13Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way.
04:15Hey goody, Six Nations gonna gobble up all the Cree in Sault Ste. Marie.
04:19Settle down.
04:20Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split my appetizer?
04:22Is he scoring?
04:23No, but it's just five games in.
04:25Is that a big deal?
04:26It's a goal scorer.
04:27Goal, are we drinking beers?
04:28Boy, but...
04:29Jack's mom?
04:30Yeah.
04:31She's gonna be a bit late.
04:32She's in Massachusetts.
04:33Massachusetts?
04:34Massachusetts.
04:35Why do you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo?
04:37We've got the kids doing so many things now.
04:39Toxic masculinity seminar?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Radioactive masculinity?
04:42There's some of them.
04:43Highly flammable masculinity?
04:45What do you say to some good chap and a nice bottle of red?
04:48Tsunami hazard masculinity!
04:49Ah!
04:50Shorzy.
04:51Seek shelter immediately!
04:52Shorzy, shut up.
04:53Hey, we drinking beers?
04:55Hey, you should peel off.
04:56Why?
04:57Well, if he's already homesick, you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game.
05:00Really?
05:01What?
05:02The one who's been making him PB and J and breakfast for supper his whole life?
05:04Why?
05:05I'd be crying into my shirt.
05:06Okay, I'll see you out there.
05:07Seriously.
05:08All right.
05:09Where are we going?
05:10Fucking hell.
05:11What is this?
05:12Behind the curtain, eh?
05:13Look out!
05:14Where is this fucking guy?
05:15Uh-oh!
05:16Whoa, there he is!
05:17Connor!
05:18Yeah!
05:19What's going on, buddy?
05:20Yeah!
05:21Steven Cunningham as I live and breathe!
05:23Oh, man!
05:24Holy boats!
05:25Wow!
05:26It's the Salisbury Beefsteak Bulldogs.
05:27This is Dolo, this is Hitch.
05:28You guys are unreal in that rugby tournament.
05:29Hey, thanks, bye!
05:30That was fun hockey.
05:31If what?
05:32I'm gonna go grab us a beer, boss.
05:33Don't even fucking try to shake my hand.
05:35Last time I saw you, you're cross-checking me in the neck.
05:38Yeah, well, we're down three goals.
05:39Someone had to do something.
05:40So my wedding party's cross-checking me in the neck.
05:42If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be getting it in the teeth.
05:43Hey, what's this I hear about a church league in Sudbury that got banned from their rink?
05:46Yeah, that's fucking everywhere, eh?
05:47That's the most bush league shit I've ever heard in my life.
05:53Everything's good.
05:54Oh, like with the team?
05:55Slow start.
05:56A little slower.
05:57Not scoring yet.
05:58But good group?
05:59Great group.
06:00Couple wild boys in there.
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:02Couple psychos?
06:03Couple psychos in there.
06:04Nice.
06:05But good balance.
06:06A lot of U.S. kids this year.
06:07Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts.
06:08Massachusetts?
06:09Massachusetts.
06:10Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Connor.
06:11That's pretty good.
06:12You're for Jack, right?
06:13Sudbury boy.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Seventeen!
06:16Come here!
06:17Oh, I don't know if I like your tone there, Connor.
06:18Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit.
06:19Kids are like dogs.
06:20You know, you gotta raise them with a stiff hand.
06:21They come when they're called.
06:22It's important.
06:23Yep.
06:24One day you'll call when they come and they won't because they're run over.
06:25Yeah, buddy.
06:26Gotta keep them structured.
06:27Keep them safe.
06:28Well, spoken like a two-time coach of the year.
06:29Three.
06:30Really?
06:31Wow!
06:32Oh, there he is!
06:33Yay!
06:34Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:36What's up, Robin?
06:37What's up, Robin?
06:38Karen, let me grab him for a sec.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Hold on to her, buddy.
06:42You're all right.
06:43I haven't seen this kid in forever.
06:44Hold on to her.
06:45You're okay.
06:46You're all right.
06:47Sorry.
06:48No, don't say sorry.
06:49Just get it out.
06:50It's all right.
06:51Don't fucking stop or anything.
06:52Just get it out of you.
06:53It's all right.
06:54It's all right.
06:55What gives a shit?
06:56Just get it out.
06:57You're all right.
07:05You're all right.
07:07You're all right?
07:08I'm all right.
07:09What's going on?
07:11I want to quit.
07:12No, you're not going to quit.
07:14I want to come home.
07:15Well, that's stupid.
07:16No, it isn't.
07:17Don't be an idiot.
07:18I want to come home.
07:19What's at fucking home?
07:20All my friends.
07:21No, they're not.
07:22They're out playing junior like you.
07:23Not all of them.
07:24Fucking all you got at home is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem.
07:26Yeah.
07:27It's getting worse.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Fucking, what do you want at home?
07:30You want some paninis?
07:31No.
07:32You can bring you one of those.
07:33No, I'm good.
07:34All right.
07:35Well, what's the fucking problem then?
07:36Just nothing happening.
07:37What do you mean nothing happening?
07:38What?
07:39Not making buddies?
07:40Well, fucking, you're a hockey player.
07:41Don't worry about making buddies.
07:42You make a ton of buddies.
07:43Yeah.
07:44It's fucking, once the boys start jelling, you'll have a ton of buddies.
07:46Yeah.
07:47You get a ton of ass.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Why aren't you scoring?
07:50I don't know.
07:51I got the yips.
07:52Well, fucking everybody gets the yips.
07:53It's normal too, idiot.
07:54No, this is bad.
07:55Yeah, it's the yips.
07:56Every time I touch the puck, it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces.
07:58Happens to everybody.
07:59It's really bad.
08:00All right.
08:01You want to talk about the yips?
08:02You ever been in bed with a girl, your dick doesn't work?
08:03No, have you?
08:04No, but imagine?
08:05Why'd you bring it up?
08:07I don't know, but you shouldn't watch porn anymore.
08:09Did you know that?
08:10Oh my God.
08:11Your dick's working okay, eh?
08:12Yeah.
08:13You sure?
08:14Yeah.
08:15I fucking knew it.
08:16Well, you're all fucking robust, aren't you?
08:17Right?
08:18Yeah.
08:19All right, are we at the other end over here or what?
08:20Yeah.
08:21All right, here's what we're going to do.
08:23I'm going to keep it simple, okay?
08:24We're going to take it one period at a time.
08:26Just one period at a time, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28All right, so you're not scoring.
08:29You've got to find a way to contribute.
08:30Right.
08:31You've got to find a way to help your team.
08:32I know.
08:33So go kill some guys.
08:34Okay.
08:35Just fucking go out there, run around, fucking get in the game.
08:38Okay.
08:39Kill some guys.
08:40Okay.
08:41Now what did I tell you to be?
08:42The hardest worker out there.
08:43That's right, say it again.
08:44The hardest worker out there.
08:45That's right, say it again.
08:46The hardest worker out there.
08:47You go out there and you work hard, you'll get your bounces.
08:48The bounces come with the hard work, so you go out there and you skate.
08:51Okay.
08:52You go like fucking stink.
08:53Okay.
08:54Yeah?
08:55Let's go.
08:5617.
08:57Hold on.
08:58Are you okay?
08:59Yeah.
09:00You sure you're all right?
09:01Fuck yeah.
09:02Okay.
09:03I'm serious.
09:04Just do something good.
09:05Go out there and you just fucking kill some guys.
09:06I will.
09:07Be a killer.
09:08I will.
09:09All right?
09:10Work hard.
09:11Keep it simple.
09:12That's it?
09:13Okay.
09:14That's it?
09:15Let's go.
09:16Nice.
09:17Moving on.
09:18Here we go.
09:19Section 105.
09:20Sounds like soup soup.
09:21One of the hottest motor you ever did see.
09:22All right?
09:23Hey, that's our designated driver you're talking about.
09:25Strip clubs open again.
09:26Should I ask her to go or what?
09:28Where she can say is no.
09:29Hey, we drinking beers?
09:30Boy.
09:31What?
09:32You killed some guys.
09:33Kind of.
09:34Oh no, you fucking killed some guys.
09:35That one in front of our bench is pretty good.
09:36Did you hear that sound after?
09:37What?
09:38It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs to see who fucking 17 is.
09:39Shut up.
09:40That's Sudbury, Ontario bitch.
09:41Shut up.
09:42And you got an assist too.
09:43How about that?
09:44See what happens when you work hard?
09:45You get your bounces.
09:46It was a phantom assist.
09:47Wasn't a phantom assist.
09:48It was a secondary assist.
09:49Secondary assist whatever.
09:50You got an assist, you contributed.
09:51Shut the fuck up.
09:52Fine.
09:53You're on the score sheet dumb fuck.
09:54Smilled.
09:55Fine.
09:56So what are you going now.
09:57Work hard.
09:58You're already doing that.
09:59Keep it simple.
10:00You're already doing that.
10:01You're going to score a goal, idiot.
10:15You're a goal scorer aren't ya?
10:16Ya.
10:17Well then keep it simple, first period kill some guys, second period score some goals.
10:21Ok, I'll just start scoring now.
10:23Hey, you love scoring goals.
10:25All hockey players love scoring goals.
10:28That's what keeps us coming back, that feeling.
10:30I know.
10:31Get back to that.
10:32Ok.
10:33You fucking started playing hockey to score goals.
10:35You idolize the guys that score goals.
10:38Just remember how good it feels to score.
10:41You love scoring goals.
10:42Go get that feeling, get that feeling.
10:45I'm coming back after the second, do something good.
11:01Look at you.
11:03Look at fucking you.
11:05You are buzzing kid.
11:06Seventeen, you've arrived eh?
11:08Yup.
11:09Welcome to the league.
11:10You're on the PP with Duncan Hazy to start the third.
11:12Ok.
11:15Now what are you going to do?
11:18Get another one.
11:19Are you?
11:20Yeah.
11:21What?
11:22What?
11:23You already got one.
11:24I'll get another.
11:25You already got one.
11:26So what do I do?
11:27Well, first period kill some guys.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Second period score some goals.
11:30Yeah, third period.
11:31Make sure they never forget who you are.
11:35Who are you?
11:36Jack.
11:37Jack who?
11:38Jack Webster.
11:39From where, Narnia?
11:40Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
11:41Just tell me what to do.
11:42It's working.
11:43Alright, well you got a goal.
11:44You got an assist.
11:45What don't you got?
11:46What?
11:47You got a goal.
11:48You got an assist.
11:49You're one away from something.
11:51You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:54I don't know.
11:55What's that?
11:56You want me to fight.
11:57What's a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:58A goal, an assist, and a fight.
11:59Is that what that is?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Fuck it.
12:02That'll get you a ton of ass.
12:03That's so cool.
12:04Okay.
12:05Look, you're scoring.
12:06Your teammates like that.
12:07You fight.
12:08Your teammates love that.
12:09Oh man.
12:10So, you wait until you get up another goal or two, and you pick a fight.
12:13How?
12:14What do you mean how?
12:15What do I do?
12:16Huh?
12:17Just go up to some guy, you tell him his mom's so fucking boring you're half asleep even when
12:20you're railing on her.
12:21Oh my god, dude.
12:22But if her feet didn't stink so bad, you'd be right out cold.
12:24Are you seriously telling me to fight?
12:26Me?
12:27No.
12:28Because you're not supposed to do that anymore.
12:29I'm just saying I love what my teammates do.
12:31That's all.
12:33I fucking love it.
12:35Fuck you, Shorzy.
12:36I don't fucking care.
12:38Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets.
12:41Say you can't believe she found him at Winners.
12:53This trip had the effect I was after.
12:54Well, the best is yet to come.
12:56Thanks for this, guys.
12:57No problem.
12:58Our pleasure.
12:59Hey, if you met my pal, Dolo?
13:00To go, Massachusetts.
13:01Massachusetts.
13:02Massachusetts.
13:03Massachusetts?
13:04Massachusetts.
13:05Massachusetts.
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15:48Bir sonraki videoda görüşmek üzere.
15:50Bir sonraki videoda görüşmek üzere.
15:52Bir sonraki göz equity 먹을 my ears.
15:54Bir sonraki!
15:55Şimdi demes'in broadside konuşmıyor.
15:56Masayıçsız?
15:57ept.
15:58Döli yok mu?
15:59Ne zaman acaz galiba bu?
16:00Dölu yokur burada bir ebook saat één halinde paylaştık.
16:02Fakat en hayvada sütça kalabiliy Bruce.
16:03Ben yine de gitmek istiyorum.
16:04Ben biraz.
16:05Gelerim yapalım.
16:06Bir sonraki izin ver.
16:07Bir sonraki izin vermemiz yoksa!
16:08Estir hala.
16:10Ne güzel bir dayım benim!
16:11Kıza.
16:12Biz daha iyi.
16:13G 누wha, startingo.
16:14Baby.
16:15Teşekkürler.
16:16Hayat。
16:17Ben sana.
16:18Ne.''
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16:50Fü Vendimizin tarafından tanıksın.
16:54Yeni'ten oyunu beklemeyin.
16:55Yeni nahi yemeler.
16:57Sadece ne?
16:58Buzdriyaz?
16:58Bunun onun yanında.
17:00Jeden.
17:01Bashar'dan?
17:02Çılma bu s Myshift yapan.
17:03Ji yapamadır.
17:04Buzdriyaz.
17:05Tanı pırabOverler.
17:06Tanıcamar, kediler aldı elmasına.
17:09Sesli yapmak için mi?
17:10Bir dakika bak.
17:11Bilmemiz zaten.
17:12Onu bir yerinden.
17:14Yarıza incel4, yarıda corona.
17:15Açınca likelihood.
17:16Açınca bir incel bir sun.
17:18anlıkla, gülünün.
17:19All right, all right.
17:20All right, all right.
17:21What's the equipment guy's name?
17:22I don't know.
17:23I'll learn it.
17:24You don't know fucking anything.
17:25You don't know six times eight.
17:26Fifty-eight.
17:27No.
17:28Sixty-eight.
17:29Six times eight?
17:30I know there's an eight in there.
17:31Fucking 48?
17:32Holy fuck, you're dumb.
17:34Is that what it is?
17:35You're such a dumb fuck.
17:36I don't fucking care.
17:37I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy.
17:38Trust me.
17:39Yeah, like the Ips?
17:40I never said that happened to me.
17:41Okay.
17:42But you're so insensitive.
17:43Right.
17:44It's fucking hammer time every time with me, but I can fight it in you.
17:46Sure.
17:47That's what I needed to say to get you to stop with all your .
17:49No, you weren't.
17:50I was.
17:51You were all like .
17:52No, you weren't.
17:53I was.
17:54Shut the fuck up.
17:55You're the best player out there, buddy.
17:57No one out there is better than you.
17:59It's going to be tough sometimes.
18:01Just give your balls a tug.
18:04No one out there is better than you.
18:06Thanks.
18:07You're the best.
18:10We're going to get a ton of ass.
18:14Hitch, we drinking beers?
18:16He's had enough.
18:17Well, he's never going to get you out for dim sum with that kind of work ethic.
18:20How are you not like that too?
18:22Because I'm a real man.
18:23You're an idiot.
18:24Hey, crank your rear view.
18:25I'll show you what a real man looks like.
18:27Back here drinking beers.
18:31How do you know what to do with him?
18:33With who?
18:34The kids.
18:35Because I was one.
18:36How did you know what to do with Jack?
18:38It's what my brother used to do with me.
18:41He found a way to simplify things for me.
18:44I'm going to get what I want.
18:51So where are you going tonight?
18:53Where am I going?
18:54Yeah.
18:55What?
18:56You going to the Coulson?
18:57Nah.
18:58The strip club sides back open again.
19:00Oh, I hadn't heard.
19:01How did this town survive without a strip club for that long?
19:05I don't know, but we're back, baby.
19:12Hey, where are you going?
19:14Bed.
19:15You've earned it.
19:17Straight to bed.
19:18Long day on the road.
19:22I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace or if I have someone to crawl in there with me.
19:29And it's, uh, everywhere.
19:32And she told me it can break your heart and put you in a misery.
19:43Actually, can you throw me off the ring?
19:46I sure can.
19:48I'll get him home safe.
19:50It's too late to turn back now.
19:54I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
19:59It's too late to turn back now.
20:03I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
20:07I found myself phoning her at least ten times a day.
20:14You know.
20:16It's so unusual for me to carry on this wave.
20:22I can't sleep at night.
20:24I can't sleep at night.
20:27I can't sleep at night.
20:28The wrong thing to hold the tide.
20:30The wrong thing to hold the tide.
20:32I tried so hard to convince myself that this feeling just can't be right.
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