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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Is it though?
00:30Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:35in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:39Get your bum out here now!
00:41Go have.
00:43I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord.
00:57Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present.
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:26Where have you got to go for that?
01:27Oh, I don't know.
01:28Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:29Where?
01:30Oh, God knows.
01:31Weatherfield?
01:32Not really.
01:33Not really.
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:35Too early?
01:36I like that you're so keen.
01:38Merry Christmas!
01:48Too early?
01:49I like that you're so keen.
01:53Merry Christmas.
01:55Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:56Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:58Ho, ho!
02:04We're still on a few hours later?
02:05Uh-huh.
02:06Right, be late afternoon. Got a few guests in.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:13Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:15And to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay, so that means that no-one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:27Question, how come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I spent enough on you and my little pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on.
02:35Not for me. I've actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm going to pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
03:02So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:05Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:13It's just them two.
03:14Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:20Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:28I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots.
03:33I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34No, very clever.
03:35No, very clever.
03:35No, very clever.
03:35No, very clever.
03:36Hey, happy Christmas!
03:38What he said.
03:43Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:47Celebrating, were you?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Only a bit.
03:51Sure.
03:52How are we?
03:57Disappointed.
03:58It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:14What's happening at your grand's?
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:27Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:31Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:36Computer, stop.
04:50Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:55Computer, stop.
04:56Or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:01Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow.
05:18What did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday.
05:23When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have over-reacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:41Just being here, basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself,
05:58At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So,
06:03I'm willing to accept your apology
06:06and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:40How are you, really?
06:43Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:57I'm only here,
06:58cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working
07:05for triple time.
07:07And get this,
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:09with someone called Stabwound,
07:11who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Do you want to drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Wow!
07:35Oh, sorry.
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on
07:45with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue
07:48if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject
07:51for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:54A pregnant woman
07:54and the father
07:55not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:58Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses
08:08just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:18Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Do you want?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:28Here.
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was gonna?
08:41Well, he's just got off
08:42and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
09:20Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:45Oh, I won.
09:48Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:49Right, come on, yeah.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring
10:21and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police.
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:41No, Charles?
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:58You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:30So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way.
11:46On your engagement.
11:47Thanks.
11:49Thanks.
12:02I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:08And you?
12:11Me?
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out, but we've already done that.
12:27So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:30What's that?
12:32We stand around awkwardly, not so much, and then at some point, preferably very soon, your
12:40bags appear in the hallway at home and it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:45That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasties.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, I need to pay.
13:03I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:11Yeah, I have.
13:12Come here.
13:13Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Has this got opened all the presents?
13:28Er, no, not yet.
13:29Oh, ho, ho.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, Noggy.
13:34Oh, what have you got?
13:36What have you got?
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant, thank you.
13:41Hee-hee-hee-hee.
13:42Wow.
13:42Yeah, pass this to you, brother.
13:46Oh, really?
13:50What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Come on, bro.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00Hey, how's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh, hello, Ken.
14:07Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18Need to get back to.
14:22And?
14:23How are you, mister?
14:25Yeah.
14:26It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:41So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time!
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary!
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the, er, set E.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia.
15:21And Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33A nose.
15:34Oh, right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:12Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally, I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:50In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Well, I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:21Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51It's your own.
17:51Won't what?
17:53Drink from the welly.
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is getting weird.
18:02I'm uncomfortable.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11Drink from the welly.
18:16Hey.
18:17Hey.
18:17Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences, but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:28I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good.
18:32Let's go.
18:33Okay, I'll come with you.
18:33Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable test.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:40It's all right.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:09He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:15Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:23You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:38Do you know who's doing that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:47Finally!
19:50You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53Been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:58Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about you yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11Best of greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21Has she got you in that sparkly dress again?
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried any more?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:53So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:13Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:20And the fondness has, er, blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Do they?
21:34Puts to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:40Now what?
21:42Eat it, or put it on your heart.
21:46Hey!
21:46Hey!
21:46Hey!
21:47Hey, so well!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:49Woo!
21:50Woo!
21:50Nice fit, mate!
21:51Nice fit, mate!
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you, like, uh, grandad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Ah!
22:02Is that okay?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh!
22:08Banger!
22:09Oh, there she goes!
22:17Yes, kid!
22:18No, kid!
22:20Yeah, where are you going?
22:21Yeah, where are you going?
22:21Yeah, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said, right, come on, you, let's go.
22:24Come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26Okay, see you later, take care, bye.
22:28Bye!
22:33Oh!
22:36One of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:38Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time? At all?
22:43Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but, yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:53All right, everyone, Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:56Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:58Better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:03You OK?
23:04Hello.
23:05Come here. I love you.
23:07We're going to be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:10Where's Eve?
23:12With Chas. Where's your mum?
23:14She's with Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blowing you out, has she?
23:17Yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:24Sorry.
23:37Have a beer rice.
23:38Is Christmas day of ink?
23:39OK.
23:40Right, I'll make a book.
23:41Oh, this should be good.
23:42What the ladybird heard.
23:44No?
23:45What the ladybird heard.
23:46No?
23:47What the ladybird heard next.
23:48Hmm.
23:49Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
23:51Oh, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
23:52No, no, no.
23:53We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
23:54Right.
23:55Right, of course.
23:56Two.
23:57All two.
23:58All four words.
23:59That's barely a headline.
24:00That's a book.
24:01Right, I'll make a book.
24:02Oh, this should be good.
24:03What the ladybird heard.
24:04No?
24:05What the ladybird heard next.
24:06Hmm.
24:07Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:08Oh, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:09No, no, no, no, no.
24:10We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:12Right, of course.
24:13All two.
24:14All four words.
24:15That's barely a headline.
24:16That's how many words are in the title.
24:17Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:18Oh, well, if you start mumming now, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:20No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right.
24:21Go on, go on.
24:22Right.
24:23You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:27on.
24:28Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:30Who?
24:31Who?
24:32Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:33Oh, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:34Oh, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:35Oh, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:36You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:40on.
24:41Who?
24:42Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:44Show him your bracelet.
24:45No, no, no, no.
24:46Show him.
24:47We're playing a game.
24:48We're playing a game.
24:49We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:51What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:53Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:56I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, no, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle now.
25:02I'm really offended.
25:03Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:06It's what I want to do to Nicola.
25:08Sometimes.
25:09Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no.
25:11Not on a Thursday.
25:12Oh, hang on.
25:14I know it.
25:15Erm, tequila mockingbird.
25:17Ooh!
25:18You got it.
25:20You got it.
25:21My new man.
25:22Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:24Mwah.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next
25:29year.
25:30Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:33Oh!
25:34I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:39Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:44Yeah?
25:45Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Oh, decent, that.
25:51Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:54Hey.
25:55Hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:57Erm, well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:00Go on.
26:01Hey?
26:02Yeah.
26:03We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:05I mean, literally.
26:06I think we went through about four of them.
26:07I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:08And how did you manage that?
26:09Well, I used to...
26:10I found it very tense.
26:11I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:12Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:14I did not.
26:15Always.
26:16Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:17Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:18Yeah, I won every time.
26:19Ridiculously.
26:20So, we're playing then, or what?
26:21Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:22Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:23It's only two players.
26:24Look, we can team up.
26:25We can take turns.
26:26I just...
26:27I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after wearing this Christmas.
26:29Well, I don't know.
26:30I don't know.
26:31I don't know.
26:32I don't know.
26:33I don't know.
26:34I don't know.
26:35I don't know.
26:36I don't know.
26:37I don't know.
26:38I don't know.
26:39I don't know.
26:40I don't know.
26:41I don't know.
26:42It's tricky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year, and this would
26:45just be the icing on the cake.
26:47Indulge your old dad.
26:49Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:55There's pudding.
26:57Oh!
27:02Have you just helped Dylan?
27:03Yeah.
27:06One sec.
27:07All right.
27:13Hello?
27:14I'm coming.
27:16Things are gonna be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:18Yeah, I do.
27:31It's me.
27:33Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:35You're not.
27:36I'm not.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:40I'll come with you.
27:41Come on, man.
27:42Come on, man.
27:43Come on.
27:44Come on.
27:45Come on, man.
27:46Come on.
27:47That's so much.
27:49Right.
27:50Again, three.
27:52Again, three.
27:53Three.
27:54Here we go.
27:56Here we go.
27:57Come on, man.
27:58Come on, man.
27:59Come on.
28:00Come on, man.
28:01Come on, man.
28:02Come on, man.
28:03What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:12Do you want a soft drink?
28:13Oh, I do.
28:14It's pretty good, that one.
28:16I can't believe you lost.
28:18Are they beat me?
28:19Wow.
28:20I don't know.
28:21Why don't we play cards against decency?
28:24Oh, yeah.
28:25No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:27Why?
28:28Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:31It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:37Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh, nah.
28:44That's well boring.
28:45And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:47So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:50Go truth.
28:52Ooh, anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or I've got another one.
28:58Oh, this is a really good one.
29:00Never have I ever.
29:02Shall we play that?
29:03Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:06Never have I ever.
29:08Ooh.
29:09Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:11Never have I ever.
29:12Come on.
29:13Never have I ever.
29:15Ripped anyone's head off their shelves, let's play.
29:18Do you know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on.
29:21Never have I ever.
29:22Never have you ever been this trouble lately.
29:24All right, well come on then.
29:40Who are you?
29:41My wife's done this.
29:43Have you lost your time, yeah?
29:46Oh no, wait, that's right.
29:47Not yet you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:53Well that's a big threat.
29:56From a man in your very precarious position.
30:01You're not, I know who you are.
30:25No.
30:26Saves on introductions.
30:28Johnny's psycho.
30:30The murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:32Hmm.
30:33That kid wrapped himself up in that bowl and jumped in the lake today, yeah?
30:38Show some respect.
30:39That kid had a name.
30:42Nate.
30:43And his death was an accident.
30:45Oh.
30:46Right.
30:47That will not be why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
30:58No.
30:59Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:09I let things slip.
31:11But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:14The storm's coming.
31:17Not literally.
31:18Idiot.
31:19Rude.
31:20You caused a bitter one though, didn't you?
31:21What with your little siege.
31:22Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:23A sword.
31:24Very, er, very visually arresting.
31:25Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:26I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:35Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:36No, I was so wrong about you.
31:37You're completely mentally stable.
31:38Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
31:39Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies.
31:40But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
31:41So this is your little squat, is it?
31:42No, no.
31:43No, no.
31:44So this is your little squat, is it?
31:45No, no.
31:46No, no.
31:47No, no.
31:48I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:49Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:52No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:08So this is your little squat, is it?
32:11I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's mine now.
32:19Well, it suits you.
32:22Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:26Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:28I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:30Together like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen by anyone ever again.
32:40Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:45I'll tell you two.
32:46She'll know the truth.
32:48Jacob will know the truth.
32:49And also Mack will know the truth.
32:51And yet I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:53Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:55Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:03No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:08She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:15Mmm.
33:16Fair for that, Liam.
33:17You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:21Oh!
33:22Well, it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:32Kindred spirits.
33:33Oh, cute.
33:34I am actually, yeah.
33:35Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:38Says that where you've been.
33:48Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:50It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:52We didn't want to intrude.
33:53No, no, no, not at all.
33:55Is Mary not with you?
33:56No, she's a...
33:57She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:59Very keen and serious.
34:02We didn't lie to her.
34:04I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:06To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:08Has he?
34:09No.
34:10I got a card.
34:12Just said Kay.
34:14I know what he's done.
34:16But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:19Ooh.
34:20I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:22I'm not.
34:23I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:25I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:29Or am I?
34:30Cheers, everyone.
34:33Well, just...
34:35Hang on a sec.
34:36I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:43Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.
34:46Ah, it's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:48Erm...
34:49I just...
34:50I just wanted to say...
34:52This year's been a bit...
34:53Well, I mean, even my R standards, er...
34:56It's been a weird one.
34:59It's been hard, mostly.
35:02And very hard.
35:04Sometimes.
35:05It's scary.
35:06And...
35:07It's been sad.
35:08But it's also been...
35:10Amazing.
35:11And although you're...
35:12Most of you are...
35:13A pain in the backside.
35:14Erm...
35:15You're family.
35:16We're family.
35:17And...
35:18I'm glad we've got each other.
35:20So, you know...
35:21Merry Christmas.
35:22Merry Christmas.
35:23Merry Christmas.
35:24Merry Christmas.
35:25Merry Christmas.
35:26Merry Christmas.
35:27Merry Christmas.
35:28Merry Christmas.
35:29Merry Christmas.
35:30Merry Christmas.
35:31Your family.
35:32Well, and you.
35:35Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:38No, she wants her baby so much.
35:40No, she wants her baby so much.
35:42And this isn't that.
35:43You got pregnant by your husband.
35:44Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
35:49And despite your age-defying lady bits, isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
35:57Charity, it's just...
35:58It's so rare.
35:59It's so rare.
36:00It's so rare.
36:01It's so rare.
36:02It's so rare.
36:03It's so rare.
36:04It's so rare.
36:05It's so rare.
36:06It's so rare.
36:07It's so rare.
36:08It's so rare.
36:09It's so rare.
36:10Charity, it's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:14Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:17Bingo!
36:18So do you know what I'm going to do right now?
36:20I'm going to go home and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:40Merry Christmas.
36:41Merry Christmas.
36:42Merry Christmas.
36:43Merry Christmas.
36:44Merry Christmas.
36:45Right.
36:46Torch is on.
36:47Okay.
36:48Let's go see Grandad.
36:49Do you want it?
36:50We'll swap.
36:52A bit of quiet on the way over here.
36:53You been thinking about your mum?
36:54Always.
36:55I didn't even get to buy her a present.
36:56Oh yeah.
36:57I'll never get to buy her a present again.
36:58Ka-ching.
36:59What are we doing?
37:00What do you think of that?
37:01We'll swap.
37:02We'll swap.
37:04Bye.
37:05Bit of quiet on the way over here.
37:06Been a bit quiet on the way over here.
37:07Been thinking about your mum?
37:08Always.
37:09I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:10Oh yeah.
37:11I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:14Ka-ching.
37:15What are we doing?
37:16We didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:41So you up for it?
37:43Me?
37:44Why?
37:45Because this is your car.
37:47Merry Christmas, son.
37:49Is it actually mine?
37:51I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:54Okay.
37:55Well, it won't be when we're finished though,
37:58because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:02Three years.
38:03What?
38:04Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:08So you up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:11Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:13Okay.
38:14Okay.
38:15Okay.
38:16Okay.
38:17You may be here.
38:18Okay.
38:19Let's go.
38:20Okay.
38:21Okay.
38:22That was, okay.
38:23Okay.
38:24Okay.
38:25Let's go, let's go.
38:26Okay.
38:27Like I didn't exist.
38:57Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33A butcher of percentages.
39:35Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:41Someone who butchers.
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:46Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh.
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:59Do you think you're still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:08Who have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:23Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:28Oh, God.
40:31So, not an easy day, then.
40:34Oh, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:55For once.
40:56Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01Are we good?
41:03We're great.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07Come on.
41:32Hey!
41:33Glad tidings running off!
41:34Oh, back out of your butt!
41:36All of that!
41:36Yeah!
41:37All of that!
41:37Yeah!
41:38All of that!
42:06All of that!
42:06All of that!
42:07That's better.
42:29Big day, eh?
42:32Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever,
42:37but...
42:39Yeah, yeah, I'll go and check.
42:40Won't be a second.
42:41I'll go.
42:42I'll go.
42:43I'll go.
42:44I'll go.
42:45I'll go.
42:46I'll go.
42:47I'll go.
42:48I'll go.
42:49I'll go.
42:50I'll go.
42:51I'll go.
42:52I'll go.
42:53I'll go.
42:54I'll go.
42:55I'll go.
42:56I'll go.
42:57I'll go.
42:58I'll go.
42:59I'll go.
43:00I'll go.
43:01I'll go.
43:02I'll go.
43:03I'll go.
43:04I'll go.
43:05I'll go.
43:06I'll go.
43:07I'll go.
43:08I'll go.
43:09I'll go.
43:10I'll go.
43:11I'll go.
43:12I'll go.
43:13I'll go.
43:14I'll go.
43:15I'll go.
43:16I'll go.
43:17I'll go.
43:18I'll go.
43:19I'll go.
43:20I'll go.
43:21And I'll go.
43:22I'll go.
43:29There's so many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:382025 has been a shocking year, but 26... that is going to be the best year ever.
43:47Because you and me, we're going to be together, no matter what.
44:17We're going to be together, no matter what.
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