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Emmerdale 25th December 2025
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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Is it though?
00:30Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:35in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:39Get your bum out here now!
00:41Go have.
00:43I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord.
00:57Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present.
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:26Where have you got to go for that?
01:27Oh, I don't know.
01:28Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:29Where?
01:30Oh, God knows.
01:31Weatherfield?
01:32Not really.
01:33Not really.
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:35Too early?
01:36I like that you're so keen.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39Mm.
01:40Mm.
01:41Merry Christmas.
01:42Mm.
01:43Mm.
01:44Mm.
01:45Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:46Mm.
01:48Merry Christmas.
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:55Mm.
01:56Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Merry Christmas.
02:02Oh, ho, ho, ho.
02:03We are selling f'yours later.
02:05Uh-huh.
02:06Right?
02:07Be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests in.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:13Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:15And to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, same.
02:18Yay, so that means that no-one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I spent enough on you on my little pony, thank you.
02:33Got another one, love.
02:34Yeah, got him.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've actually got somewhere.
02:37I'm going to pop off to you.
02:38How are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers, then?
03:10I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:13It's just them two.
03:14Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:20Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:28I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots.
03:33I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34No, very clever.
03:35No, very clever.
03:35No, very clever.
03:36Hey, happy Christmas!
03:38What he said.
03:43Sorry, you've got a bit of a head.
03:47Celebrating, were you?
03:49Only a bit.
03:51Sure.
03:52Sure.
03:53Uh.
03:54How are we?
03:56Disappointed.
03:58It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:14What's happening at your grand's?
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:20Here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody...
04:26Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:36Computer, stop.
04:45Hmm.
04:50Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:54Oh, computer, stop.
04:56Oh, I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:09Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door
05:13that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spame the sarcasm.
05:18Wow.
05:18What did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty.
05:21I made a mistake yesterday
05:22when I binned you off.
05:25Making one now
05:26if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is,
05:33I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think,
05:38oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice
05:41just being here,
05:44basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:48You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues
05:53with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself,
05:59oh,
06:00at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:01so I'm willing to accept your apology
06:06and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:36Thanks.
06:37How are you, really?
06:44Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:46Come on here,
06:58cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working
07:05for triple time
07:07and get this,
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:09with someone called Stabwound,
07:12who we met gaming,
07:13so he's definitely getting murdered.
07:14Do you want a drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses,
07:22and put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Wow!
07:37Oh, sorry?
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40He'd crack on.
07:41How are you cracking on
07:45with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue
07:48if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject
07:51for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:53A pregnant woman
07:54and the father
07:55not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:59Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses
08:08just said you are.
08:08He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:18Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got to own it.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:28Get some of these pigs in it.
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was going to?
08:41Well, he's just got off
08:42and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
09:20Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:45Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:49Right, come on, yeah.
09:49Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice
09:54really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back
10:03firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:12The police reckoned it was just poachers
10:14and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope
10:20with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police.
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing
10:36for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting,
10:39the bullet in the ring.
10:42No, Charles?
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:59You must miss them very much.
11:01It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:31So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:49I miss him.
12:03Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15Sorry.
12:15It's Christmas.
12:17What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:25We've already done that.
12:26So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly, not so much.
12:35And then, at some point, preferably very soon, your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:45That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:54Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some rosy.
12:59Oops.
13:00Hey.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Have you been to Nick's grave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:13Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Has this got opened all the presents?
13:28Er, no, not yet.
13:29Oh, ho, ho.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, now, get up.
13:34Oh, what have you got?
13:36Get in there.
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant, thank you.
13:41Yeah, pass this to you, brother.
13:50What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Hey, how are we all?
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh, hello, Ken.
14:07Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back to.
14:22And, who are you, mister?
14:25Yeah, it's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:41So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time!
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you, like, control it?
14:49Control, Gary!
14:50Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the, er, set-E.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia.
15:21And Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:47Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:18Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:19Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you, too.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but you make a good coffee.
16:42Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:49In a decade's time,
16:51this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:54I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:21Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression
17:33that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear
17:37that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41I was going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46Hmm?
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51Sure.
17:52Won't what?
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is getting weird.
18:01Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:15Hey!
18:17Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle
18:24of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine
18:28from my cellar?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good.
18:32Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:33Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish
18:36to disregard your impeccable test.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:43It's all right, I've...
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you
18:50a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at
18:54from time to time.
18:56But time to time,
18:57not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:13Would you mind
19:16if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:23You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I've tried to prepare
19:36for everything beyond
19:37the extent of preparation.
19:38Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:41Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six,
19:47not six...
19:47Finally!
19:50You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been
19:52getting your phone fixed?
19:53Been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been
19:55gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been
19:58on silent.
19:58Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just...
20:00We thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about it yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman
20:07interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11First of the greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off
20:14seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation
20:19Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that
20:21sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're
20:26suddenly not worried anymore?
20:27Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:57So, Eric, this thing
21:08with you and Kerry,
21:10was it a slow burn or...?
21:14Kerry and I have been
21:15extremely fond of each other
21:17for a very long time.
21:21And the fondness has blossomed
21:23into a deep and mutual love.
21:26You're right?
21:33I'm supposed to catch it.
21:35Oh.
21:36Right.
21:39Now what?
21:42Eat it, Paul.
21:43Put it on your heart.
21:45Sweet, sweet.
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So are you like, uh, Grandad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Ah!
22:02Is that okay?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh, banger!
22:09Oh, there she goes!
22:17Yes, kid!
22:18No, kid!
22:22Kid, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26Okay, see you later, take care, bye.
22:28Bye!
22:36Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:39Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:44Well, the presents were a bit of a clue,
22:46but yeah.
22:48I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you guests?
22:53Alright, everyone, Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:56Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:58Er, better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:03You okay?
23:05Hello.
23:06Come here.
23:07I love you.
23:08Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Where's Eve?
23:12Er, with Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blowing you out, she?
23:17Ah, yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:24Sorry.
23:25I've got a beer, wife.
23:30It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:33I've got a beer, wife.
23:46It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:48It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:52It's Christmas Day, she's...
23:53It's Christmas Day.
23:58Okay!
23:59Right, I'm making a book.
24:02This should be good.
24:03What the Lady Bird Heard?
24:07No?
24:08What the Lady Bird Heard next?
24:12ladybird heard next hmm that's the only two books you've ever read the Godfather
24:16that's a book we have to wait right 50 shades of grey oh well if you start
24:32mamming now I'm gouging me oh no he's gonna give us some clues all right you
24:37like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and I've not a clue what was
24:40going on Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference anyway you Ray knows plenty
24:44about Christmas show him your bracelet no no no no no no no no we're playing a game
24:49ooh fancy what have you been doing mining cryptocurrency oh nothing that
24:54lucrative lucrative enough nothing better to spend my money on no thanks no this
25:04is gonna take all day I'm gonna give you a verbal clue it's what I want to do to
25:08Nicola sometimes sexy time oh no not on a Thursday
25:12oh my god I know it um tequila mockingbird
25:17you got it
25:20my new man wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face
25:24right come and get another drink and then I'm telling you everything you're gonna be
25:28by me for Christmas next year is this too much this is the best Christmas ever oh I don't know whether
25:35that makes me really happy or really sad well it makes me happy well play your cards right and
25:41you can have another one of these next year yeah yeah oh decent that thank you for your effusive
25:54praise hey hey so I've got you one more present um well I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself
26:00but are you ready go on hey yeah we used to play that to destruction when you were little didn't
26:10we I mean literally I think went through about four of them I had to buy a new one every other
26:12Christmas and how did you manage that well I used to I found it very tense I used to snap the
26:17little plastic doors yeah you used to rage quit every time you lost I seem to recall I did not
26:23always anyway she's such weird questions does yours look like it could ride a horse yeah I won
26:29every time ridiculously so we're playing then or what that sounds dangerous yeah and it's only for
26:34two players there's only two look we can team up we can we can take turns I just I feel really lucky
26:42to be having this Christmas after where we were last year and this would just be the icing on the
26:46cake indulge your old dad fine yeah we'll play at the table so you can turn it over when you lose
26:53there's pudding hello I'm coming things gonna be okay do you know that yeah I do
27:20it's me promise me you'll leave my family alone okay then I'll do it I'll come with you
27:42what a surprise you're good at making ladies
28:12drinks do you want a soft drink oh I do why don't we play cards against decency because he was
28:29reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly slightly we were living with Frankie Boyle I I know
28:35a game we can play hmm go on then let's play truth or dare oh nah that's well boring and anyway everyone
28:46chooses dares so so you book the trend then charity go truth oh anyone want another drink oh yeah yeah
28:56I'll have another one thanks oh I've got another one oh this is a really good one never have I ever should we play that why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air darling never have I ever oh let's think what shall I go with never have I ever
29:13never have I ever ripped anyone's head off their shoulders but you know what the night is yet young
29:20come on never have I ever never have you ever been this trouble
29:23all right well come on then you are your wife's done this
29:43maybe lost your tongue yeah oh wait that's right not yet you haven't because
29:49I'm going to cut it off, and that's just for the start.
29:55Well, that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position.
30:19You're not. I know who you are.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:33Hmm.
30:35That kid wrapped himself up in that bowl and jumps in the lake, did he?
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:43Nate.
30:44And his death was an accident.
30:46Right.
30:47That will not be why nobody hates you, then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
31:06Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:10I let things slip.
31:12But now I'm going to make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:19Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:24You caused a bit of one, though, didn't you?
31:30What, with your little siege?
31:32Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:34A sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet, though.
31:42I came this close
31:44to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:47Just after I drugged you
31:50and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:54No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:59Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:03He knows where his future lies.
32:04But there's a bit of work to be done first, though.
32:09Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:12I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine, now.
32:20Well, it suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little paddy cell for you.
32:27Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:29I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together, like we are meant to be.
32:34Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen
32:39by anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth,
32:49Jacob will know the truth
32:50and also Mac will know the truth
32:51and yet I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink, sue me.
32:54Oh, no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah
32:58pick herself up off the floor
32:59once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:04No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job
33:05if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never going to forgive me for this
33:10and you know that.
33:16Mmm.
33:17Fair for that, Liam.
33:18You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess
33:20as one of those terrible games
33:21that they play at boarding school.
33:22It's a good thing we've finished our food
33:25before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:33Kindred spirits.
33:34Oh, cute.
33:35I am, actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is
33:37to find a grave on Christmas Day?
33:39So is that where you've been?
33:43Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:50It doesn't have to be.
33:52Sit down.
33:53We didn't want to intrude.
33:54No, no, no, not at all.
33:56It's Mary not with you.
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen and serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:05I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:06To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:17But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Oh, I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:25I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:33Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:40I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:47It's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:48Um, I just...
34:50I just wanted to say, this year's been a bit...
34:54Well, I mean, even by R standards, it's, er...
34:56It's been a weird one.
35:00It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:08And scary.
35:11And...
35:12It's been sad.
35:14But it's also been...
35:20Amazing.
35:22And although you...
35:23Most of you are...
35:25A pain in the backside.
35:29You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:33And...
35:34I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:39Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45My family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:52No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:04And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:08isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10Charity, it's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo.
36:19So, do you know what I'm going to do right now?
36:21I'm going to go home,
36:22and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:26Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:27Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:50Torch is on.
36:52OK, let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
37:01Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:05You been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:10I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:22What are we doing?
37:25Well, you didn't think of that spanner
37:25was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Here now.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:42So, are you up for it?
37:43Me?
37:44Why?
37:46Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:50Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a start at the moment.
37:54OK.
37:57Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:59because me and you are going to turn this
38:01into the best car for miles.
38:03Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know,
38:06until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:09So, are you up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:11Bye.
38:14Nice man.
38:16Come on, I'm here.
38:19Come on, there.
38:26Okay.
38:27Come on.
38:27Come on, go.
38:29Come on.
38:30Come on.
38:32Come on.
38:33Go on.
38:34images.
38:34graves.
38:35Like I didn't exist.
39:05Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33A butcher of percentages.
39:36Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:41Someone who butchers.
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:46Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh.
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aaron.
39:59Do you think you're still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:05All right.
40:08Yes.
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:21Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:31So, not an easy day, then.
40:34Well, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter, and...
40:46Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:55For once.
40:57Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01And we're good.
41:03We're great.
41:03Come on, then.
41:07Come on, then.
41:07You're fine.
41:08We'll be good.
41:10Oh.
41:18Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:20Oh.
41:20Oh.
41:21Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:35Oh, back out of your butt!
41:37All that!
41:51That's better.
42:21Big day, eh? Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:39Yeah, yeah. I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:51No, he's fine. It won't be tomorrow, but...
43:09No, he's fine. It won't be tomorrow, but...
43:19That's his problem.
43:29So many people care about you, but...
43:33Not one of them as much as I do.
43:372025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:41I'm 26, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:49Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:53And now we're...
43:55And now we're...
43:59.
43:59.
44:05.
44:11.
44:15Transcription by CastingWords
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