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00:30Merry Christmas!
00:32Merry Christmas!
00:34Merry Christmas!
00:36Is it though?
00:37Cos I'm out here in the cold running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:41in the warm like the ghost of Christmas.
00:43Merry Christmas!
00:44Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:45Get your bum out here now!
00:50I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:52It's a public street and it's on Christmas Day.
00:55So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:57Merry blah blah.
00:58Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:59Well, salesperson of the year.
01:01Cheers.
01:02Hiya, Lord.
01:03Merry Christmas.
01:04Merry Christmas.
01:06Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:09We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:11Look at all those vegetables!
01:13I know!
01:14You're not wearing your present?
01:15Er, er, no, I will.
01:17Right, come on.
01:18Let the peeling commence after you, Gavnat.
01:21What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:25Do we really wanna know?
01:26He got me a cardi.
01:28Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:31And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:33Oh, God.
01:34Where have you gotta go for that?
01:35Oh, I don't know.
01:36Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:37Where?
01:38Oh, God knows.
01:39Weatherfield.
01:40No, really.
01:41Merry Christmas!
01:42Too early?
01:43I like that you're so keen.
01:44Merry Christmas!
01:45Too early?
01:46I like that you're so keen.
01:59Merry Christmas.
02:02Oh, Merry Christmas!
02:03Yeah.
02:04Merry Christmas.
02:09Oh, ho, ho!
02:10We're showing off yours later.
02:11Uh huh.
02:12Right, be late afternoon. Got a few guests in.
02:15Right, see you later.
02:18Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:20And to you.
02:21I got a scooter.
02:22Yeah, sir.
02:23Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:25Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:26Come on.
02:31Er, question. How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:34I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:38Go on, another one, love.
02:39Yeah, go on them.
02:40Not for me. I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:42I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:43Where are you going?
02:46Robert, where are you going?
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:49Merry Christmas!
03:06So, do you like it?
03:08Yeah.
03:10Really?
03:11Of course.
03:12Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers, then?
03:15I love it.
03:16Thanks.
03:18Just them two.
03:19Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:21No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:34I know.
03:35Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:36No, I bought two lots.
03:38I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:39No, very clever.
03:41Hey, happy Christmas!
03:43Yeah, what he said.
03:51Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:53Celebrating, were you?
03:55Only a bit.
03:56So, how are we?
04:03Disappointed.
04:04It was a bit, you know...
04:06It was massively out of order.
04:09And bonkers.
04:10Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:12Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:15Seriously.
04:17Sorry.
04:19Tell me, you grunts.
04:20Whenever we want.
04:21Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:22I'm getting dressed.
04:24Sherry?
04:32Computer, stop.
04:34Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:37Definitely not.
04:39Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:42Computer, stop.
04:46Oh, no.
04:57Now playing Gold.
05:00Computer, stop or I swear.
05:02Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:14Oh, I like this one.
05:16Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:21Spare me the sarcasm.
05:23Wow.
05:23What did you get for Christmas?
05:25Big box feisty?
05:26I made a mistake yesterday.
05:28When I binned you off.
05:30Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:33I may have overreacted slightly.
05:37Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:40Gives me an air of mystery.
05:42Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:45And it's nice.
05:47Just being here.
05:49Basking in your magnificence.
05:51And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:54You and I being mates.
05:55Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
06:00Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
06:02And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:06So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:14You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:17What kind of host are you?
06:18How are you?
06:40Good, thanks.
06:45How are you, really?
06:46Not great.
06:50Come here.
07:02I'm on a year because Johnny pestered.
07:05Noted.
07:07Where's the rest of you boys?
07:09Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:11And get this, Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming.
07:18So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:20Come on, drink.
07:22Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:23Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:26Slow down, Moses.
07:28And put your helmet on.
07:31He should be wearing a helmet.
07:32You're a helmet.
07:33Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Oh, sorry.
07:43Is there a speed limit?
07:45No, there isn't.
07:45You crack on.
07:48How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:51Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:55It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:57Oh, I don't know.
07:59A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
08:02Oh, cute.
08:03Merry Christmas!
08:05Merry Christmas!
08:06Merry Christmas!
08:08Cheers, answer you.
08:09I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:10Oh, no, we're not.
08:12Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:13He's well excited.
08:14We don't mind, do we?
08:15No, we don't mind.
08:17Brilliant idea.
08:21Hey!
08:21Merry Christmas!
08:23Where's Eve?
08:23Upstairs with Harry.
08:25Doing what?
08:25I don't know, do I?
08:26Oh.
08:27Oh, you've got to own it.
08:28It's wonderful.
08:29Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:30Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:32Get some of these pigs.
08:32How many are we feeding?
08:43Has Robert come round to yours?
08:44No.
08:45Why?
08:45Did he say he was good at it?
08:46Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:48What, at all?
08:49What do you mean, at all?
08:50He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:51Don't get crappy.
08:52What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:53So where is he now, then?
08:54I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
09:26Right, let's see when it's ready.
09:50Oh, I won!
09:53Oh, sorry Liam.
09:54Right, come on you.
09:54Let's go sit down.
09:57Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
10:00Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:04I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:06Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:09What?
10:11What is back?
10:13Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:15Where was this?
10:17At Butler's.
10:18The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:22Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:22Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:28Oh, my goodness.
10:30Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:31I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:33No, hang on, hang on.
10:34Where are you even going to look?
10:35I don't know.
10:35Well, we can't just sit here.
10:37Maybe you should call the police.
10:38And say what?
10:39That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:42Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:47Hello, Charles.
10:47He came earlier.
10:50Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:54Never gets any easier, does it?
10:57Tell me about it.
10:58Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
11:01I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:04You must miss them very much.
11:07It's been so long.
11:09Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:11But, you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:18There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:22Give him my best.
11:31What are you doing here?
11:34I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:45Looks like you've already started that.
11:49Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:53Thanks.
12:05I miss him.
12:10Yeah, same.
12:12I miss you.
12:15And you.
12:17Me?
12:19Ooh.
12:20That's all right.
12:21It's Christmas.
12:23And?
12:23What happens at Christmas?
12:26Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:29We've already done that.
12:31So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:35What's that?
12:38We stand around awkwardly.
12:40Not so much.
12:41And then, at some point, preferably very soon,
12:45your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:47And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:53That might work.
12:57Let the awkward standing commence.
13:00Oh, yes.
13:02Let's get some rosy.
13:03Oops.
13:04I told you to wait for your dad.
13:11You OK?
13:13Yeah.
13:13Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:16Yeah, I have.
13:17Come in.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:22You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:24I've got my feet up.
13:25Old.
13:26Yeah, so old.
13:27Can't even make it to the food.
13:30Come on.
13:31Has this not opened all the presents?
13:32Er, no, not yet.
13:34Uh-huh.
13:37Come on.
13:38Come on, Adia.
13:39Oh, what have you got?
13:41Yeah!
13:44What have you got?
13:45Brilliant, thank you.
13:46He-he-he-he.
13:46Wow.
13:47Yeah, pass this to you, brother.
13:55What have you got?
13:59Right.
13:59Hello.
14:02Come on, Bob.
14:03Hey, how are we all?
14:05Hi.
14:05Hey, how's me big man?
14:07Merry Christmas.
14:08Merry Christmas.
14:09Aw.
14:11Hello, Cain.
14:14Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:17Yeah, I get it.
14:18Merry Christmas.
14:19Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:20Aw.
14:21Did you get anything nice?
14:22Well done.
14:23I need to get back to.
14:24And, how are you, mister?
14:30Yeah, it's just a, another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:34Not really.
14:35Nah.
14:36No, not really.
14:37No, come here.
14:40Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:44Have a good time.
14:46For what we're going to do, then?
14:47Have a good time!
14:49Nailed it!
14:50Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you, like, control it?
14:54Control, Gary!
14:56Right, come on in.
14:58Brought you some company.
15:00Thanks.
15:02A lot.
15:04I really appreciate this.
15:07I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:10Oh, happy birthday.
15:12Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:14How much is too much?
15:16Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:18Kim, let's just sit down, get comfy.
15:21Oh, thanks.
15:22And you guys.
15:23Get on the, er, settee.
15:24Thanks, Sam, and Lydia, and Belle.
15:27Yeah, no worries.
15:28Has Billy got the kids?
15:30Yeah.
15:31Feel like we should have some, kind of, plaque.
15:33Kim Tate's sat here.
15:34Well, I've got a box of them.
15:36I'll bring you one.
15:37Really?
15:38A nose hat.
15:39Oh.
15:40Right.
15:41Jokes.
15:42Erm, drinks.
15:45Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:46Merry Christmas.
15:47Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:50but it's only really for people joining family.
15:53Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:56from weather-resistant footwear,
15:58I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
16:01Will this do?
16:02Oh.
16:04My absolute favourite.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas.
16:15Greetings.
16:15Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:17Merry Christmas and all that.
16:20Where's your dad and the kids?
16:21Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:24Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:26Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:29I thought I heard an entrance.
16:30Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:31This do you?
16:32Erm, have you two met properly?
16:34Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:37No, formally I meant.
16:38Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:42Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:44Oh, really?
16:45No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:47Not been bigging me up, then?
16:51I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:54In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:59I'll settle for that.
17:05Hey!
17:05Excuse me.
17:07Wow.
17:08You've finished already.
17:10I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:13Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:14Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:18Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:20Pre-planned, promise.
17:22But, er, I might see you later.
17:24It's all right.
17:24Sorry.
17:26Right then.
17:29What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:31Business as usual?
17:33Business as usual.
17:34Er, can I just check?
17:36Are you too under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:40Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:44Oh, you beggar.
17:46I was going, then.
17:49Hey, Sam.
17:51What?
17:54What?
17:56Sure.
17:57Won't what?
17:59Drink from the welly.
18:01Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:04This is getting weird.
18:07I'm uncomfortable.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:11Drink from the welly.
18:13Drink from the welly.
18:14Drink from the welly.
18:15Drink from the welly.
18:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:20Hey!
18:20Hey!
18:21Hey, still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.
18:24Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:26Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences, but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:33I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:36Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:37OK, I'll come with you.
18:38Can I choose some or not?
18:40Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable test.
18:44Is that a yes or a no?
18:45Come on, Sam.
18:47It's all right, I've...
18:49Nothing with dust on.
18:52I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:56Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
19:00But time to time, not all the time.
19:04Noted.
19:06You know, you're lucky.
19:09I know.
19:10And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:12I don't know about that.
19:13Yes, you do.
19:15He looks after me.
19:17Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:20Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:23What do you mean?
19:25Oh, like, say...
19:27You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:37Have you forgotten how to count?
19:40I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:43Do you know who's in that?
19:44Nelson Mandela.
19:45Taylor Swift.
19:47Right, come on. Let's go look for him.
19:48Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:50No need.
19:51But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:52Finally!
19:53You knew I was nipping out.
19:56And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:58I've been calling you.
19:59What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
20:01And it's been longer than that.
20:02Well, it must have been on silent.
20:03Sorry.
20:04Well, it's just...
20:04We thought, you know...
20:06Kev had got you.
20:08Told us about it yesterday.
20:09What? No.
20:09No, don't worry about that.
20:11Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:14Hello, hello!
20:15Hey!
20:16Fester, greetings.
20:17Oh, hiya.
20:18Merry Christmas.
20:18I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:20Nana's tomorrow.
20:21Are we, er...
20:21We all right?
20:22Yes, don't worry.
20:23The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:26She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:27You wish.
20:28Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:30How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:33Because what's the point?
20:35It's Christmas.
20:37Relax.
20:37Relax.
20:45So, Eric, this thing with them, you and Carrie,
21:15was it a slow burn, or...?
21:18Carrie and I have been extremely fond of each other
21:22for a very long time.
21:26And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:33Did I?
21:38I was supposed to catch it.
21:40Oh, right.
21:41And now what?
21:47Eat it, boy.
21:49Put it on your heart.
21:51Hey!
21:51Sweet, sweet!
21:53Woo!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:56A counterfeit.
21:58Thanks for these.
21:59They're great.
22:00You're welcome, babe.
22:01So, are you, like, our granddad?
22:04Now you two are married.
22:05Oh, is that OK?
22:09Doesn't make a difference.
22:11Oh, banger!
22:14Oh, there she goes.
22:22Yes, kid!
22:23No, kid!
22:24Hey, where are you going?
22:28Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:29Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:30Bring that with you.
22:31OK, see you later.
22:32Take care.
22:32Bye.
22:33You're fine.
22:33Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:41Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:44Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:45I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:48At all?
22:49Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but, yeah.
22:52I've got a little something for you.
22:55Dylan!
22:56Are you a guest?
22:58All right, everyone?
22:59Merry Christmas.
23:00You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:02Yeah, I lied.
23:02I'm out.
23:02How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:04Better for seeing this one.
23:05Well, it's been so long.
23:08You OK?
23:10Hello.
23:11Come here.
23:12I love you.
23:13It's going to be all right, aren't we?
23:14Yeah.
23:16Where's Eve?
23:17With Chas.
23:18Where's your mum?
23:19It's with Charles and Claudette.
23:21Oh, she's blown you out, hasn't she?
23:23Yeah, that's it.
23:25At least you know who your parent is.
23:30Sorry.
23:30I've got to be all right.
23:51It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:53OK.
24:09OK.
24:10Right, it's a book.
24:11Oh, this should be good.
24:13What the Lady Bird heard.
24:15No?
24:16What the Lady Bird heard next?
24:18Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:20Oh, er, er, The Godfather.
24:21That's a book.
24:22No, no, no, no.
24:23We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:26Right.
24:26Er, two, oh, four words.
24:29That's barely a headline.
24:31That's how many words are in the title.
24:33Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:35Oh, well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging my own eyes out.
24:38No, Ray, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:41Right, right.
24:42You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:44and had not a clue what was going on.
24:46Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:48Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:50Show him your bracelet.
24:51No, no, no, he's showing me to make a note for next year.
24:53We're playing a game.
24:55Ooh, fancy.
24:57What have you been doing?
24:57Mining cryptocurrency?
24:59Oh, nothing that lucrative.
25:00Lucrative enough?
25:02I had nothing better to spend my money on.
25:03Oh, thanks.
25:04No, no, I didn't look at that.
25:05Oh, no, don't battle.
25:07Battle now, I'm really offended.
25:09Look, this has got to take all day.
25:10I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:12It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:15Sexy time.
25:15Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:19Hang on, I know it.
25:20Erm, Tequila Mockingbird.
25:22Ooh!
25:24You got it!
25:25You got it!
25:26My new man.
25:27Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:29Right, come and get another drink.
25:31And then I'm telling you,
25:32everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:34Have you got a play?
25:36Is this too much?
25:37This is the best Christmas ever.
25:39Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:42Well, it makes me happy.
25:44Well, play your cards right and
25:46you can have another one of these next year.
25:49Yeah?
25:50Yeah.
25:51Yeah, I'll go pick it up.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Oh, decent, that one.
25:57Thank you for your effusive praise.
26:00Hey, hey.
26:01So, I've got you one more present.
26:03Erm, well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:06Go on.
26:07Hey?
26:08Yeah.
26:09We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:11I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to...
26:15I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:17Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:18I did not.
26:19Always.
26:20Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:21Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:22Yeah, I won every time.
26:23Ridiculously.
26:24So, we're playing then or what?
26:25Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:26Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:27There's only two players.
26:28Look, we can team up.
26:29We can take turns.
26:31I just...
26:32I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:36And this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:37I don't know.
26:38I don't know.
26:39I don't know.
26:40I don't know.
26:41I don't know.
26:42I don't know.
26:43I don't know.
26:44I don't know.
26:45I don't know.
26:46I don't know.
26:47I don't know.
26:48I don't know.
26:49I don't know.
26:50I don't know.
26:51You should be the icing on the cake.
26:53Indulge your old dad.
26:54Okay.
26:55Fine.
26:56Yeah?
26:57Yeah.
26:58We'll play at the table.
26:59So you can turn it over and you lose.
27:00There's pudding.
27:02Oh!
27:07Have you just helped Dylan?
27:09Yeah.
27:11One sec.
27:12Alright.
27:18Hello?
27:19I'm coming.
27:20Things are gonna be okay.
27:21Do you know that?
27:22Yeah.
27:23I do.
27:24It's me.
27:25Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:27Okay.
27:28Then I'll do it.
27:29I'll come with you.
27:30It's a kiss.
27:31Come on.
27:32Yeah!
27:33Come on!
27:34Yeah!
27:35Yeah!
27:36Aw!
27:37Yeah!
27:38Yeah!
27:39And some.
27:41Yeah!
27:42And some.
27:43Yeah!
27:44Yeah!
27:45All right.
27:46Yeah!
27:47Yeah!
27:48Yeah!
27:49Yeah!
27:50Yeah!
27:51Yeah!
27:52Yeah!
27:53Yeah!
27:54What a surprise you good at making ladies drinks do you want a soft drink what do
28:19I don't know why don't we play cards against decency
28:29Oh yeah we can't I went to now because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them
28:36randomly slightly were living with Frankie Boyle I I know a game I can play hmm go on then let's
28:43play truth or death oh nah it's well boring and anyway everyone chooses dares
28:52so so you book the trend then charity go truth oh anyone want another drink oh yeah
29:01yeah I'll have another one thanks oh I've got another one oh this is a really good
29:05one never have I ever should we play like why don't we play it in a minute when
29:10you've had some fresh air darling never have I ever oh let's think what shall I
29:15go with never have I ever never have I ever ripped anyone's head off their shelves
29:23let's play do you know what the night is yet young come on never have I ever never have
29:28I'll come on then you are your wife done this maybe lost your tongue yeah oh no wait that's right not yet you
29:54haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start
29:57what's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position
30:06you know I know who you are no saves on introductions Johnny's psycho the
30:36murderer not true
30:38oh that kid wrapped himself up inside bowling and jumps in the lake did he yeah
30:43show some respect that kid had a name
30:48Nate and his death was an accident right that would not be why nobody hates you then
30:54nobody refers to you as a massive nutter
30:57you know truth be told I made some mistakes I let things slip but now I'm gonna make up for it
31:19the storm's coming
31:26not literally idiot
31:29rude
31:33you caused a bit of one though didn't you
31:35what with your little siege
31:37yeah I read all about that in the news
31:39sword very uh
31:41very visually arresting
31:43not quite as effective as a bullet though
31:47I came this close
31:49to putting one through your husband's head yesterday
31:53just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband
31:59no I was so wrong about you
32:01you're completely mentally stable
32:03Aaron really does not know what he's missing
32:06Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies
32:09but there's a bit of work to be done first though
32:14because this is your little squat is it
32:17yeah I like what you've done with the place
32:19well I see yours it's uh it's mine now
32:25well it suits you
32:28just need to knock together a little pad itself for you
32:32because that's where you're ending up
32:33I'm ending up with Aaron
32:35together like we are meant to be
32:38happy content and committed to each other
32:43with you and Robert nowhere to be seen by anyone ever again
32:48tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve
32:51i'll tell you two she'll know the truth jacob will know the truth and also
32:55mac will know the truth and yet i know that's three i've had a drink to me
32:59oh no beautiful speech vanessa have you got another one to help sarah pick herself up
33:03off the floor once her life's in bits
33:06feels like that's your job don't you think
33:08no it doesn't have to be anybody's job if i just if they just if they just lie to her for
33:13the rest of her life she's never going to forgive me for this and you know that
33:21mmm
33:22better that liam
33:23you know i've always thought of eat and mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school
33:27oh it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image
33:38kindred spirits oh cute i am actually yeah do you have any idea how hard it is to
33:42find an engraved on christmas day which is that where you've been thank you
33:53oh sorry is this a private party it doesn't have to be sit down we didn't want to intrude no no no
33:59not at all it's marina with you no she's a she's a very keen scrabble player very keen and serious
34:08we didn't lie to her i said i wanted to check on kevin
34:12to see if he checked in with you at all has he no i got a card just said k
34:20i know what he's done but no one should be alone at this time if you want a drink
34:24oh i reckon claudette could be trouble on bubbles i'm not i'm randy on shandy
34:32i'll have a shandy no just joking or am i
34:38cheers everyone well just just hang on a sec
34:45i'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself oh well that's not true but carry on
34:51oh it's good it's very good um i just i just like to say this year has been a bit well i mean
34:59even by our standards it's uh it's been a weird one it's been hard mostly very hard sometimes
35:10scary and it's been sad but it's also been amazing and although you most of you are a pain in the
35:32back side um you're family we're family and i'm glad we've got each other so you know
35:45merry christmas merry christmas
35:47family well and you sarah wants this baby so much no she wants her baby so much and this isn't
36:01that you got pregnant by your husband your husband who's already had one child ripped out of his life
36:09and and despite your age defying lady bits isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad
36:15charity it's just it's so wrong on so many levels do you know what else it is none of my business
36:23bingo so you know what i'm gonna do right now i'm gonna go home and i suggest you follow and get johnny
36:29and go home yourself preferably without shouting your mouth off
36:50merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas right torch is on
36:57okay let's go see granddad johnny we'll swap thank you
37:06a bit quiet on the way over here you've been thinking about your mum always
37:15i didn't even get to buy her a present oh yeah i'll ever get to buy her a present again
37:22ka-ching
37:27what are we doing
37:29well you didn't think of that spanner was your christmas present did you
37:33hey now
37:42what's this this is a lot of hard work so you up for it me why
37:49because this is your car merry christmas son
37:55you actually mind well i mean it's a bit of a state at the moment okay
38:02well it won't be when we finish though because me and you are going to turn this into the best car
38:07for miles three years what well you know until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17
38:14so you're up for it or what yeah definitely
38:28like i didn't exist
38:40like i didn't exist
38:53like i didn't exist
39:03like i'm just walking into it please
39:15can you stop walking into me please
39:28well we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:32absolutely 110%
39:34oh no don't be that person
39:36what person
39:37a butcher of percentages
39:39butcherer is not a word
39:42yes it is
39:43what's it mean then
39:44someone who butchers
39:48it's just a butcher
39:49are you going to open the door then or what
39:52you've got the keys
39:53oh you've got the keys
39:54you've got the keys in your hand
39:56right now
39:57oh
39:58I think I might be a bit drunk
40:01yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aron
40:03do you think you're still asleep
40:05oh yeah
40:06you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:09right
40:11hush
40:13where have you been
40:19out
40:20yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in
40:23where'd you go
40:25went for a walk
40:26oh right
40:29be like that mister
40:30international man of mystery
40:32so not an easy day then
40:39oh it's been fun
40:42where is everyone
40:44er Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:47Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:51Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
40:56we are alone
40:58for once
41:01do you want to take advantage
41:04mm-hmm
41:04are we good
41:06we're great
41:08come on then
41:12yes
41:20hey glad tidings but new
41:31Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:39Oh, back out of your book!
41:41Hola!
42:01That's better.
42:31Big day, eh? Big year.
42:39I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:43Yeah, yeah. I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
43:01No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:31So many people care about you, but...
43:37Not one of them as much as I do.
43:412025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:45But 26, no.
43:49That is going to be the best year ever.
43:53Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:57No matter what.
44:01No matter where you are,
44:05you're not saying that.
44:07Anything else is there.
44:09No matter where you are,
44:11you're going to be as big as you are.
44:13You're going to be.
44:15jis'm.
44:19Transcription by CastingWords
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