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Emmerdale 20th February 2026
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00:30Would it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was just one day, would it be good
00:42if we could have missed yourselves away?
00:50Alright brother, how's it dizzling?
00:54Erm, I'm not really sure because I don't know what dizzling means.
00:58And that's what makes you special.
01:00Speaking of, how's it going with your special someone?
01:06I ain't got someone special.
01:07Still!
01:08Man, I thought you and Louis would have been picking out curtains by now.
01:11Shut them up.
01:12When do you think something exciting might happen down here?
01:21Great score!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Wowzer.
01:27Morning!
01:30How are we?
01:31Hungry.
01:32Thirsty!
01:33Are we poor?
01:34No, we're not.
01:35I just haven't been shopping, that's all.
01:37Yeah, well, looking for you.
01:38I don't bear a grudge.
01:42And now you say?
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:46All right, farm folk.
01:48Any special reason the tractor sale's a flat tyre?
01:52If I had to guess, it's because the new one hasn't turned up yet.
01:55We don't need a new one, it just needs fixing.
01:58What?
01:58It's got a 15 square foot hole in the middle of it.
02:00What, do you want me to fix it with?
02:01Witchcraft?
02:02Right, so what are you going to do today if not that?
02:04Oh, well, I thought about not getting paid again.
02:07Like last week.
02:08And the week before that.
02:10I'm going to pay you, just bear with me.
02:13Fine.
02:13I'll go to the garage and see what I can fix that tyre with.
02:16Like a magic wand.
02:22Look, are you going to let me help you or what?
02:23Yes, if I need it, which I don't.
02:32I don't like people smiling in the mornings.
02:35It makes me suspicious.
02:37Conditional order came through.
02:39Hmm?
02:40It used to be called a decree or something.
02:42Ah, nice eye.
02:45Divorcing coming then, excellent.
02:47And the next step, kids, I hear?
02:49We might need a bigger house.
02:51No, the next step is to talk to Billy.
02:54Which won't be fun for either of us.
02:58I don't suppose you know where your fiancé is.
03:01I seem to have misplaced him today.
03:03Er, no.
03:04He was gone when I woke up.
03:05I saw him.
03:06We were off to pick someone up.
03:08Erm, is anyone expecting Marlon, by the way?
03:11Hardly.
03:11Why?
03:17So what is it with you?
03:20An ability to learn or just, just an unwillingness to not be a massive jerk?
03:25Let's not rule either one at.
03:27Rona told me.
03:28Please tell me.
03:32Apparently, he loves her.
03:35Not too fussed.
03:36That might affect, you know, her husband and her kids and their lives.
03:43She's not interested.
03:47She mentioned.
03:49Okay.
03:49So now I'm mentioning it too, just in case you forget.
03:52And, well, you know, don't forget.
03:54Seems unlikely.
03:55Because you might be a ninja or a Sith Lord or whatever it is you are.
04:00But I'll tell you something, Shia.
04:01A cricket bat around the back of the head is still going to work.
04:05Keep away!
04:20Could have been an email.
04:22I'm so glad it wasn't.
04:29Shouldn't you be at work?
04:31I took the day.
04:33I thought we could do something.
04:35Maybe go out?
04:37No, thanks.
04:41Your arm bad?
04:43Everything's bad.
04:47And everything going on in here.
04:50What's that?
04:51It's only the post, no.
04:53I've got a mob with pitchforks, then.
04:57Dad.
04:59No one thinks you've done anything wrong.
05:01Alright?
05:03In fact, he'll tell you what.
05:06See for yourself.
05:17I can't stop.
05:18I just need my lights during work.
05:21I've been to see Graham in case you're wondering
05:23Of course I was wondering
05:24You've been out since God knows what time
05:26I'll see you later
05:26That moron
05:29I told you what happened
05:30Why didn't you trust me
05:32I do trust you
05:33I don't trust him
05:36Ronna, I know that I don't present as the typical alpha male
05:39But when a man keeps trying to take away the woman you love
05:43There comes a time when even I have to have a little word
05:46Is that all it was, a little word or was there any violence?
05:50Do I look dead?
05:51No
05:51Well then what do you think?
05:53I think I have the most wonderful husband
05:56And I think I am incredibly lucky
05:59And your husband feels exactly the same
06:00Which is why I went to fight for you
06:02Well not fight, talk
06:03Talk for you doesn't sound right but
06:05Go on, go on, get a nice picture
06:07Wait, get the, get the doors in, Mor
06:08Go to the left
06:09Ready, smile
06:10One more, one more, one more
06:11Get, get them a good angle
06:12I do, me, go on
06:13Go on
06:16Yeah, Mor, one more
06:17Yeah!
06:19Woah, man, them doors are like no else
06:22It's mega, innit?
06:23Er, actually, the design is based on a 1970s Porsche Tapira concept car
06:30Imagine driving it?
06:32I think you'd be disappointed, Cammy
06:34It's only 130 brake horsepower, it's all show and no go
06:37And the 0-60, eh, similar to a modern day diesel estate
06:41And I don't mean the German ones
06:43Are you single?
06:46No, I'm, I'm only joking
06:48Are you though?
06:50Oh
06:52Hey
06:55Back to the future?
06:56Oh, yeah
06:58I've not seen it
06:59You've not seen it?
07:00I can't talk to you, mate
07:01I seriously said look away, now
07:04Yo, sweet car, G
07:06What are the chances of me driving it sometime?
07:09Zero
07:18Bro
07:23Who's is that?
07:24It's Joe Tate's
07:30It's Joe Tate's
07:34We're out of order, that
07:36It was a perfectly legitimate move
07:38What?
07:40Trying to cop off with another bloke's wife?
07:42I was referring to King's Knight to see three
07:47I'm talking about Marlon and Rona and you know it
07:50Just like you know you ain't wrong
07:53I also know that in your family, when one of you really wants something
07:59You're strongly encouraged to try and get it
08:02Not at all costs
08:04Just leave him alone
08:06Why'd you even come back here?
08:09I've posed that same question to myself, actually
08:14Sam, erm, is your paperwork on the game birds up to date?
08:21Sort of
08:21So, er, sort of not
08:31So, er, Roan is not interested?
08:36I'm not, obviously
08:37Joe seems to have better things to do
08:40And even you are questioning your own purpose here
08:45Your point?
08:47Nine people currently live in this house
08:50I'd like to get it back to eight
08:53Soon
09:02What are we gonna tell the kids?
09:05Well, they already know what's happening, don't they?
09:06There's no need to keep harping on about it
09:09Do we, erm, do we tell them about Evan's treatment working?
09:14Yeah
09:16I mean, I think we should tell them together
09:17It's pretty monumental news, isn't it?
09:20Yes
09:25Hey, we're just talking about the conditional order
09:28Oh, okay
09:29Well, in other good news
09:31You've got some new gloves
09:33Yeah
09:33Driving gloves
09:34Very special ones
09:36For a very special reason
09:38The surprise
09:39For Lucas
09:40Oh
09:41Oh
09:42Yeah, right, already
09:43Yeah
09:44What is it?
09:45Well, only the small matter of a DeLorean
09:48Because Lucas and I both love the Back to the Future films
09:52There's nothing like buying a kid's affection, is there?
09:55There's nothing like failing to conceal your envy
09:58Wanna see it?
09:59Yeah, I'll see it later
10:00Yeah, come on
10:01It's outside
10:01Come on
10:03Go, go
10:04Go, Johnny
10:05Go
10:06Go, go
10:08Go, go
10:08Go
10:10Go, go
10:11Johnny
10:11Go
10:13I remember it being shinier
10:21Nice to get out and about, eh?
10:38I mean, I just don't get why you are, urgh, cos I've not seen it.
10:42Cos it's completely iconic, man.
10:44Well, no, I'm with Matty.
10:45Stand by me is where it's at.
10:47Oh, do you know what?
10:48I love that film.
10:49Really?
10:49Hardly anyone under 50 seems to know about it.
10:52No, mate, I bet I could quote every single line.
10:54OK, well, I might test you on that.
10:56You do it.
10:56I'll ace it.
10:57The Breakfast Club.
10:58Now, that is a right film.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Returbates misbehaving.
11:01What a surprise that you like it, Ross.
11:04I think you'll find it's an investigation into interpersonal relationships viewed through
11:07the prism of social expectations and the shifting dynamics when those expectations are removed.
11:13You read that somewhere, didn't you?
11:15He stole the milk money.
11:18And they kind of, like, drift apart and never see each other again.
11:21Yeah.
11:23Makes you realise how important it is to keep people close.
11:25Mm-hm.
11:26Just, er, let them know how you feel.
11:29Exactly.
11:30Yeah.
11:31OK.
11:34Where's my car?
11:35Was it you?
11:36Guys, it's really Lucas you're hurting here, OK?
11:38Oh, guys?
11:40Won't somebody think of the millionaire children and the sports cause?
11:43There's no money.
11:45OK.
11:46I guess I'll just call the police then.
11:48Ooh!
11:51So, do you feel better after that?
11:53Not the food or nicking this?
11:54No, the theft therapy.
11:56I reckon Liam should start prescribing it.
11:59Not sure it'll work for everyone.
12:00Well, just reprobates.
12:03Or people who've been shot, diagnosed with cancer and had their wives banged up.
12:08I just feel like a weight's been lifted.
12:10Good.
12:11That was the idea.
12:12OK.
12:17Do you know what?
12:19I'm glad you're persuading me.
12:21You did not need a lot of persuading.
12:23Well, look at you remembering what a smile is.
12:25Yeah.
12:28I've not had a lot of fun since the crash.
12:32I've not had a lot of fun since nay, actually.
12:35Let's be honest, you've not really had a lot of fun since ever.
12:39So, how much do you reckon we'll get for it?
12:42I don't know, really.
12:43It's a bit of a niche market.
12:46Yeah, maybe next time let's go for something a bit more normal, yeah?
12:50Right, there will be no next time.
12:51This is just to tide us over.
12:53Since when have you been happy tidying over?
12:55Right.
12:56Change the subject.
12:58Spiral sport.
13:00So, how fast do you think it goes?
13:02Only one way to find out.
13:20Oh, you should have come with me next time I go.
13:22It's a date.
13:24Not a date.
13:25No.
13:26No.
13:27Just a trip to the cinema.
13:29Yeah.
13:32Sorry, can I get you a coffee or something?
13:34No.
13:34Just here to enjoy the show.
13:36What?
13:38Nothing.
13:39Nothing at all.
13:40As you were.
13:44It's busy.
13:45It's busy.
13:46You're okay.
13:46There's nowhere to sit.
13:47Oh, and there's a seat here, bear.
13:49See?
13:52Alright.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Ooh.
13:55Get with you with the bling.
13:57How can I get one?
13:59How can I get one?
13:59Kill someone.
14:01Sorry.
14:02Bad joke.
14:04What can I get you?
14:05I don't know and I don't know why I'm here.
14:07To prove that you're not a pariah.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10You're a hero.
14:11I'm not a damn hero.
14:13That's the last thing I am.
14:14Okay, I'll just grab a cup of coffee.
14:16I don't want a coffee.
14:17I don't know why I'm here.
14:19I told you this was a bad idea.
14:28Okay, I'll have it back now, please.
14:31Come again?
14:33Don't be tedious, Kang.
14:35Are you a bit old for stealing cars?
14:38Yes.
14:40Open the door.
14:43You're gonna have to do better than that.
14:46Open that door, please.
14:51How much money have you got on you?
14:54What's that got to do with anything?
14:59Couple hundred quid, give or take.
15:03Two hundred pounds and I will open that door for you.
15:08And if you're right and your car's in there, it's a small price to pay.
15:11Definitely get me banged up, innit?
15:15Okay.
15:22Do you know what?
15:23No.
15:24I'm gonna leave the games to the kids.
15:26Like you.
15:26If I find out you've got my car...
15:28You won't.
15:29I won't because you don't have it or because you think you're being clever.
15:47You are playing a risky game.
15:49Well, I blame you for encouraging me.
16:10I think someone's looking for you.
16:13Don't want to be found.
16:16Dad!
16:17Sounds worried.
16:19He needn't be.
16:22Got it all together, have you?
16:25I don't think I'll have it together again.
16:30Nor do I deserve to.
16:35I disagree on both counts.
16:39I took a man's life.
16:41He took yours first.
16:45He didn't end it, but he took it.
16:47Didn't he?
16:51Killing someone.
16:54Whatever they've done.
16:56However much they...
17:00Deserve it.
17:05Does anyone deserve that?
17:16Yeah.
17:20Not many people, but...
17:24Some.
17:30Where do you think you'd be if he was still alive?
17:34I don't know.
17:35Yeah, you do.
17:37You'd be under his control still.
17:40Doing what he wanted.
17:44Desperate for a way out, but...
17:47Not able to see one without...
17:51What happened happening.
17:57It's so big.
18:02I know.
18:04You don't.
18:13You feel guilty because you got what you wanted.
18:17But all you wanted...
18:18Was what you had before he stole it from you.
18:24Take your life back, Bear.
18:27Or is he stealing it still?
18:29Or is he stealing it still?
18:30Or is he stealing it still?
18:38Where did everyone go?
18:39Er...
18:40Vinny's lending Lewis a DVD.
18:41And I'm running CAF.
18:43Do you know how to run a CAF?
18:45How hard can it be?
18:47Well, let's find out.
18:48I'll have a caramel cortado without milk foam, please.
18:51And don't forget my tip.
19:01Right, yeah.
19:02Quite hard then.
19:04So...
19:04Your bro and the V-Man, eh?
19:06They just need to get it on, Mum.
19:07What are we gonna do about them?
19:08Well, now we've put my plan into action.
19:10Alright, yeah, cool.
19:11What is it?
19:12Well, I need to come up with a plan and then put it into action.
19:15But when I do, those two will wonder how they ever live without each other.
19:20Nice.
19:20Hi Paddy.
19:21A delivery for you.
19:22Flippin' head.
19:23Where have you been?
19:24I was shouting you.
19:25I thought you were gonna breach your bail.
19:27Well, I haven't.
19:29Yeah, well, I know that.
19:30But you've really got to be careful, you know, because if you do,
19:33that's the first thing the prosecutors will mention in court.
19:35Well, I wish it would be then.
19:37I might stand a shot at beating it.
19:40Right.
19:40Well, finally, you sound like you want to.
19:43Yeah, well, it weren't a bad life before Alyssa.
19:47Might be nice to get it back.
19:49You, sit down.
19:51You're having a brew.
19:53You, er, like them fancy coffees, don't you?
19:55I do, actually.
19:56Well, tough luck ain't got me.
20:00I mean, the bare-faced cheek of the man.
20:03After all this time.
20:04Not that any amount of time would have made it acceptable.
20:07I told him, only this morning, that he needs to be living somewhere else.
20:11ASAP.
20:13Why did you let him move in, in the first place?
20:16Because I'm a teddy bear with a heart of gold, Mary, as you well know.
20:22Oh, look.
20:23We appear to have summoned him up.
20:25And his co-devil.
20:27Can't believe you went back there.
20:29Never mind that.
20:30Why do you think it was Cain?
20:31You'd be foolish to get on your bad side right now.
20:33Well, he's not exactly known for his towering intellect, is he?
20:38So, reunited then.
20:40And don't you seem pleased about it?
20:43Joe's car has been stolen.
20:44Hmm, still mentioned.
20:46What's insured, isn't it?
20:48Yes.
20:49But it was bought for a reason, and it'll be really hard to replace, and I just really, really want
20:54it back.
20:55I'm sure I can arrange that.
20:56Might take a while.
20:58But, er, it's not like I'll be going anywhere.
21:07I should have made you open that barn.
21:09You wouldn't have made me do anything.
21:12Should have had a look while you had the chance.
21:15How do you know about it?
21:17I was in the barn, I heard.
21:19Doing what?
21:20Serial numbers don't file themselves off, do they?
21:24You're mocking me.
21:26That's fine.
21:27Enjoy yourselves.
21:29I know the pleasures in your life are few and far between.
21:35Okay.
21:36That car is now priority number two.
21:38Priority number one is turning that man's life inside out, back to front, and to absolute ruin.
21:44By whatever means necessary.
21:53Holiday action most.
21:56Any action moments Can't set up.
22:16He has never seen something elsewhere.
22:20The memory of me Ross and I will queen.
22:21Is this the biggest dud coming out?
22:21Key holes, I could love you.
22:21Mas0000...
22:21He was talking about things to keep saying goodbye.
22:21And your friends are Police contact.
22:22We're heroes by pall väl.
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