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00:00I said
00:02Hello and welcome to the Two Johnny's, Leigh Van Glocken!
00:25There is some crowd in the bar tonight.
00:31Don't worry John, there's just the right amount of people in the bar tonight.
00:34Howdy and Olly, did you count them?
00:36John, if there's three things I'm good at, it's comedy and maths.
00:41Great, let's get on with the show. She's good with both feet lads.
00:44She scores every Sunday.
00:45Because she's a judge and dancing with the stars, it's Karen Byrd!
00:55All right, our next guest has managed Banger, Bohemians, Caroline United, Dublin City,
01:03Shamrock Roberts, Florianna, Cork City, Monaghan United, Athlone Town, Derry City, Waterbury
01:06United and Athlone Town again.
01:08The only club he hasn't managed is coppers, it's Roddy Collins!
01:19Also tonight, hailing from the second best hurling county in Ireland this year.
01:24Do you mean Cork, John?
01:25I do mean Cork, John.
01:26But he's one of our favourite comedians, we'll have stand-up from Cork's Andrew Ryan!
01:39And we're delighted to get them out of Offaly for the day, it's Chasen Abbey!
01:44Now, it's time to find out, who's in the bar?
01:58We're in the bar!
02:00Who's in the bar?
02:01We're in the bar!
02:04Right, where is Sam?
02:07There he is!
02:09He couldn't be any further away!
02:10All right, we're busting on down the back.
02:12Who's Sam?
02:14Sam, what's the crack, how are you?
02:17I'm Grant Sharon, yourself?
02:19Not too bad, where are you from?
02:20Ennis, Clare.
02:21Okay lovely, what's the story, what's your hidden talent?
02:24You'll actually never believe this, but I can play music on my teeth.
02:29It's a bit of a weird one.
02:31I'll say.
02:33Okay, so how did you discover this?
02:35I actually have been the Bulls in Ocean, I've been doing it for years.
02:38I think it stemmed from when I was in school and just like not paying attention when I was supposed to pay attention.
02:42Right.
02:42I just, like a tick or something, I don't know.
02:45Okay, okay.
02:45Well lads, do you want to see it?
02:47Yeah!
02:48Okay, all right, okay.
02:49We're going to need a bit of hush.
02:51Okay, what are you going to, just play it.
02:53Okay, okay, okay.
03:08Right, we all knew that tune.
03:11So if you played one, how about we guess what he's playing?
03:13Guess that tune.
03:14Yeah, it gets the tune?
03:16Okay.
03:16Okay.
03:23American Garrys.
03:24Yay!
03:24Is that it?
03:27Yeah, that's it.
03:27American Garrys.
03:28Did it, did it, did it, did it.
03:29Ah, lovely.
03:31Give it up for Sam, everybody.
03:35Back to Johnny Smacks.
03:36Thank you very much, John.
03:38I'm here with Anne-Marie.
03:38Anne-Marie, how are you?
03:39Where are you from?
03:39Good.
03:40From Mayo, living in Galway.
03:41You're from Mayo and you're, okay, you're living in Galway.
03:43Sorry, sorry, sorry to hear that.
03:44Very to make sure I'm from Mayo.
03:45Anne-Marie, what is your talent tonight?
03:47Um, just a random talent I discovered.
03:50I'm going to try and tie a knot in this.
03:52Tie a knot in, that's a cherry stock.
03:54It is.
03:54Right.
03:55Let's, we want to see Anne-Marie do this?
03:56Yeah!
03:56Come on, Anne-Marie.
03:57I'm looking so proud.
03:59Okay, okay.
03:59No matter, you, no matter, you work away.
04:05Ah.
04:08Weather's nice, let's.
04:09Yeah, that's right.
04:19Oh!
04:19That is incredible.
04:22Right, I'll, do you know what, do you know what, I'll give it, I'll give it a go on myself, all right?
04:31Right, come on a second now.
04:38Whoa, the same bridge is crossed!
04:42Do you know what, I think it's easier than it looks, Anne-Marie.
04:45Give it up for Anne-Marie!
04:46Yeah!
04:51What a talent.
04:52Wow.
04:52Wow.
04:53Right lads, are you ready to meet our first guest?
04:58We cross live to Seamus the Sheep.
05:01Right, who's Seamus the Sheep got for us this week?
05:03It's between Gabriel Byrne, Bertie O'Hearn or Karen Byrne.
05:08He's giving Bertie a bit of attention there, is he?
05:12It could be.
05:13Not for the first time.
05:14And he's, of course, Karen Byrne!
05:16Oh!
05:18Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
05:23Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
05:29How are ya?
05:31I have to say, hi!
05:33It's Grey Cracker.
05:33Welcome to the boat, Karen, it's madness, isn't it?
05:36Oh my God, sweet.
05:39Shouldn't have wore this jacket.
05:41Thanks for having me.
05:42You better leave it on, no!
05:44I'm real, don't worry.
05:46You've been dancing since you were six years old, you represented Ireland, but I'm wondering, six years old, people are doing Irish dancing, they're doing camogie, how did you pick ballroom?
05:55Do you know I actually wanted to do Irish dancing, but my mum was an Irish dancer and she was like, it's not like it used to be, they wear wigs, they wear all this now, it's not like you put the rollers in your hair and blah blah blah.
06:06And I used to be like, ma please, I really want to do it. She wouldn't let me do it. One day in school, randomly, do you know the way you saw it was get your little things, your notes on for your mum?
06:14My, it was, it said like, dance classes starting after school, like ballroom, cha cha cha, samba, and I was like, oh ma, I want to do that. I done one class and I was literally addicted. I was the first one there, the last one leaving, I'd say I used to wreck the teacher's house.
06:29Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're, you're, you're from Ballyferma, which is probably not. I'm from Ballyferma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. I'm from Ballyferma. It's probably, it's probably, like fair to say, it's not well known for ballroom dancing. I mean, was there loads of lads queuing up?
06:42No, hang on. No, hang on. Do you know, that's why I loved it. Because none of me friends, they were all thinking they're cool doing hip-hop while I was waltzing around going, none of the rest of us can do this.
06:56But I imagine the only ones in Ballyferma weren't queuing up around being like, oh, ballroom dance with you, yeah? Well, they are now.
07:08And it wasn't hard to find a dance partner. It was hard. And you know, right, so when I think back, this is how we used to find a dance partner years ago. I said to me, ma, I was like, I was getting to about 13, 14, there was no boys in Ireland that wanted to dance.
07:19Because it was seen as like a, as you'd imagine, like a non-cool thing. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
07:24And I said to you, I guess on Google, thinking back, how am I allowed this, right? Went on Google, partner search, I put in.
07:32And you know, years ago, what you had to do, you had to put in your details, right?
07:36When I think of it now, I'm probably, it's probably a bit like a Tinder for dancing.
07:39Like, you had to put in your height, blah, blah, blah. And basically then, I met this random fella in Liverpool, and I was like, man, there's a fella the same height as me, and I think we're going to be brilliant dance partners.
07:50And here's me, ma, Karen, you live in Ballyferma, he lives in Liverpool, you're winding me up.
07:54Here's I, Ryan here, we're going to get the flights over once a week, and blah, blah, and make it work.
07:58I think I was only about 14, 15. And me ma was like, yeah, no bother, there you go, there's a few bob.
08:03Off you go to Liverpool to this random family. Now, the family were lovely.
08:07Yeah, let's have that on record.
08:10And also, sure, think back, if I didn't do all that, sure, I wouldn't be dancing.
08:13But how do you go from representing Ireland to dancing with Des Cahill?
08:20It's different.
08:21I actually, you know, I don't have an answer to that, but that was probably the best transition in my life, because Des Cahill, oh, I love Des, hi, Des, if you're watching.
08:29He's a legend, yeah.
08:30He is a legend. He actually showed me, because I remember walking down, and you have to know the way you do that cringey wave at the top of the show.
08:35And Des was like, yeah, Karen, look to the camera with the red light, and I was like, what's that mean?
08:40He was like, you're live.
08:41I hadn't a clue, so, like, I taught him dancing, he taught me live telly, and it was actually the perfect partnership.
08:48But if you're dancing with people who aren't professionals, trying to do complicated moves, like, doesn't it?
08:51Oh, your backs and bits.
08:52Yeah.
08:53They would drop you, or who would it ever go wrong, like?
08:55Oh, it goes wrong all the time.
08:56But, like, of course, if you're on live telly, and we're doing, like, mad lifts, the partner's never going to want to drop you.
09:04As a man, do you want to drop a woman?
09:06No, of course.
09:06Of course you don't.
09:06You're like...
09:07Now, funny you say that, because it does happen.
09:09We have a clip of you actually been dropped.
09:13This is your old dance partner, Jason Smith.
09:15Nice, nice, nice drop there.
09:17That was mild.
09:18And Shane Byrne, I mean, former professional rugby player, you think he'd have good hands.
09:21He still managed to drop it.
09:23Come here, they all do, but, you know, I always say, before a live show, I'm like, if you drop me, it's brilliant telly.
09:29Everyone loves being, watching that, you know, I mean, of course, I don't want to be dropped, but just calms their nerves.
09:34If I'm like, ah, drop me for the crack, it's grand.
09:38But if you get somebody who, like, just can't dance, how do you...
09:41I haven't had anyone that can dance, only joking.
09:45Can you choreograph your way out of it, like, is there a few tricks?
09:47Of course.
09:47Oh, we'll just do a few lifts.
09:48Just bluff, I keep shaking, shimmying.
09:51And if you can't, if there's some people out there, can you shimmy?
09:54I don't know, I never tried it.
09:55Come on, show us.
10:00They were dying for me to ask them to do stuff.
10:01So the answer's no.
10:03It's actually, yeah, it's just...
10:05I always think the people at home, from the waist up, once you're looking like you're having a whale of a time,
10:09I'm sure Mary's sitting on that chair, doesn't know what the fee should be doing.
10:13Do you know what I mean?
10:14Fluff it, fake it till you make it, that's how I'm still here.
10:17How are you doing?
10:18You went then from dancer to judge, like, there's no more falls there, did it all go smooth?
10:25I used to look at the judge's table and be like, oh, imagine me sitting there, wouldn't that be lovely?
10:29And the table was so big, so I used to be like, surely there's space for another chair.
10:34Just squeeze one more in.
10:35You'd just squeeze me and I'd bring me own steel with me.
10:38If I can take you back in time to your first, judging your first live episode, you were nervous.
10:42I was.
10:43And Jake actually said to me, Karen, that, yeah, there's nothing, like, just be yourself.
10:47Yeah.
10:48The worst thing I could have been.
10:49You got pretty nervous when you were judging Mickie Jo hard.
10:53Oh, no.
10:54If I'm being honest, it was a bit stiff, Mickie.
10:57But, you know what, that could have been your trousers.
11:01But I don't, like, so, genuinely, even when I said that, I was so engrossed with his dance, right?
11:08It was a Paso doble.
11:09Yeah.
11:10It was a bit stiff.
11:11Yeah.
11:12And his name is Mickie.
11:13There was none.
11:13Like, I mean, it could have, that could have been anyone to say that.
11:18And it just happened to be me on my first ever live show as a judge.
11:20He also had a letter of pants on.
11:22I mean, that's.
11:22And why did I have to continue on and say, but it could have been the trousers.
11:26What?
11:27Like, why was there any need to say that?
11:31And the worst thing about the whole thing was, right, Jake was probably more nervous than I was.
11:36And where I was sitting, I could see him in my eyeline for the whole night.
11:39So that was making me a bit more nervous.
11:41I was like, oh, God, I don't want to let you down, Jake.
11:42And as soon as I said that, he was like, God, I was like, oh, come here.
11:49So you get people on.
11:50And what's the hardest dance?
11:52What's the, when you hear this?
11:52Right, so the ongoing thing is like people say the Samba is like a celebrity killer.
11:58It is hard because a man doesn't go around bleeding, wiggling his hips and shimmying going around the bar.
12:03He's top side to side.
12:05So as soon as you start saying to any man, I don't think I had Samba, thankfully, with Des.
12:09I didn't.
12:10That was on Switch Up Week.
12:11He had Samba with someone else.
12:12As I said, she's this brilliant.
12:14But why is Samba so hard?
12:16Because it's all about like bounce and I'm moving your hips and your body.
12:21So.
12:24I mean, is there any music in this place?
12:25Yeah.
12:26Can we get a bit of Samba music?
12:28Oh.
12:29Here we go.
12:30Here we go.
12:31Here we go.
12:31Here we go.
12:31Here we go.
12:32Here we go.
12:32Here we go.
12:33Here we go.
12:34Here we go.
12:35Here we go.
12:36Here we go.
12:37Here we go.
12:38Here we go.
12:39Here we go.
12:39Here we go.
12:40Here we go.
12:41Here we go.
12:42Here we go.
12:43Here we go.
12:44Here we go.
12:45Could you explain the basic steps?
12:47So that's actually, wherever I put that song on, that's very fast.
12:50Right?
12:51So we don't normally go that quick, but there are a batch of cards that you would do to that.
12:55I knew it was a batch of cards.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Classic batch of cards.
12:57So you close your feet.
12:58Right.
12:59Close your feet.
13:00Lads.
13:01Hope you all do with us.
13:02Come on.
13:03We all do with us.
13:04And girls.
13:05Here we go.
13:06Here we go.
13:07So we close our feet and we're going to go back on our right.
13:08And then left.
13:09So it's literally just back, back and stay up on your toes.
13:10Wiggling your hips.
13:11Woo!
13:12So we literally go.
13:13Boom.
13:14Boom.
13:15Boom.
13:16Right?
13:17Not bad.
13:18And then we'll just shake.
13:20You ready?
13:21Music.
13:22Hang on.
13:23Hang on.
13:24But you reckon we want people to.
13:25Why are you not doing anything?
13:26We want people to learn to dance.
13:27Oh, you're only on behind the bar.
13:28We want people to learn to dance.
13:29Yeah.
13:30But there probably won't be too much samba music on in the pub in Tipperary.
13:32Yeah.
13:33Okay.
13:34So can we do this to a song that you might hear in a pub in Ireland?
13:35Oh, we can make a walk.
13:36Okay.
13:37Right, lads.
13:38Kidded.
13:39Here we go.
13:40Come on.
13:45I didn't sign off for wearing this jacket.
13:46I'm absolutely lads.
13:47Things are heating up in despair.
13:48Give it up for Karen Byrne, everybody.
13:49Woo!
13:50Woo!
13:51Woo!
13:52Woo!
13:53Woo!
13:54Woo!
13:56Woo-hoo!
13:57Woo!
13:58Woo!
13:59Woo!
14:00Woo!
14:01Woo!
14:02Woo!
14:03Woo!
14:04Woo!
14:05Woo!
14:06I didn't sign off for wearing this jacket.
14:08Woo!
14:09I'm absolutely lads.
14:10Things are heating up in despair.
14:11Give it up for Karen Byrne, everybody!
14:12Woo!
14:13And don't forget, Karen will be on the judging panel at Dancing with the Stars in the new year.
14:22Hopefully.
14:24Hang on, lads.
14:25Roddy, you're from a big family.
14:27Very big.
14:28Okay.
14:30You're a professional dancer?
14:32Yeah.
14:32We've got a game that combines both your talents.
14:35So, Ollie, Andrew, you ready for playing along?
14:36Yeah.
14:37Oh, I love games.
14:37Okay, we've got a game that we're calling We Aren't Family.
14:41Yeah, so we've got a camera out in the streets of Galway.
14:43But where all the members of the family are dancing to the same tune.
14:46But here's the catch.
14:47One person isn't in the family.
14:49Your job is to spot the imposter.
14:51Okay.
14:52Okay, all right.
14:52Let's go live to Galway.
14:54Okay, here we go.
14:57Lads, we've got the DeSantis family.
14:58I feel like I know already.
15:02From one to six, straight away.
15:04Roddy, you're looking at them.
15:05Who do you think is not in the family?
15:08In the family?
15:10Yeah, they're all a family bar one.
15:12That fella number two.
15:13No, he looks a bit wrong.
15:16Andrew, what do you reckon?
15:17Andrew.
15:18Number three, because he looks too happy.
15:22No family is that happy.
15:24Okay, Karen, what do you reckon?
15:25Oh, now you're going close.
15:26It's hard.
15:27Yeah.
15:27No, so that's what they look the image.
15:29Yeah.
15:30That fella on the end looks like he's just being plumped there.
15:34It could be him, right.
15:35He looks a bit awkward.
15:36They say the rhythm is in the genes.
15:37So let's find out.
15:39We'll get them dancing.
15:40Let's see.
15:41Is this live?
15:41Yeah, this is live.
15:42Yeah, this is live in Ghana.
15:43Come on, you goodly.
15:43Okay.
15:44Right, hit the music.
15:46Oh, I'm taking number four.
15:54Who do you reckon?
15:55Oh.
15:56It's amazing.
15:58Number four is dancing with his toe.
16:03Karen, who's not in the family?
16:04Oh, that's so hard.
16:06I tell you, I think number three is American.
16:09Number three looks a bit, yeah, he looks a bit foreign.
16:12Okay.
16:12But so does number one.
16:13That girl looks too jolly compared to the rest of them.
16:15Okay, who's not in the family?
16:17Three.
16:20What do you call it?
16:21What number four, you reckon?
16:22Ronnie, I reckon it's four.
16:23I'll tell you what, say or not, because we'll find out after the break.
16:25Oh, yeah.
16:25That's my friend.
16:27That she goes all the way.
16:29When I'm flat with a mountain party hats, I'm better than for the ten.
16:34We are family.
16:38Yeah, everybody's back.
16:42We are family.
16:47Hey.
16:48Welcome back to the Two Johnny's Live Night Lock-In.
16:50Now, before the break, we've seen the DeSantos family on the streets of Galway, but one person
16:59wasn't actually part of the family, John.
17:01Yes, let's go back to Galway and see, lads.
17:03Right, looking at the screens.
17:04Who do we think is not part of the family, lads?
17:06What do you reckon?
17:06What number?
17:07Four.
17:08Six.
17:10Six.
17:10What are we saying?
17:11Okay, okay.
17:11Moment of truth.
17:12Moment of truth.
17:13We think it's number four.
17:14Some people are saying number six.
17:16Would the real imposter please step forward?
17:20Yeah!
17:25Okay, number four.
17:29What's your name, and how do you know the family, or have you ever met them before?
17:32My name's Cian, and I have no idea who these people are.
17:37Put your hands together, and a big thank you to everybody on the streets of Galway.
17:44Now.
17:44It's time for some cracking stand-up.
17:48He's the cork man living in the north, and he's one of our favourite comedians.
17:52Everybody go nuts.
17:53It's Andrew Ryan!
17:54It's Andrew Ryan!
17:54It's Andrew Ryan!
17:58It's Andrew Ryan!
17:59Where's the jumper!
17:59Where's the jumper!
18:01Where's the jumper!
18:02Where's the jumper!
18:04Where's the jumper!
18:05Hello, how are we all doing?
18:15We all good?
18:16Good to be here ladies and gentlemen
18:19My name's Andrew, it's great to be back in Ireland
18:21I spent 16 years living over in England
18:24Moved back home when I got parole
18:25Loved living over in England
18:28England was a great place to live
18:30I tell you what happened to me when I was living in England
18:31Jeez, you couldn't write it lads
18:33You couldn't write it
18:34I nearly got married, nearly married an English one
18:37Jeez, you couldn't bring it home lads
18:39You couldn't
18:39She was a lovely girl, lovely girl
18:42Very challenging relationship
18:44Because she had two kids from previous nights out
18:47And
18:48Jeez, you couldn't bring it home to the mother in Cork
18:52But I'm from Cork now
18:55And I live up the north
18:56I live in Belfast, that's where I live
18:58Thank you
19:00And people always say to me, especially my brothers
19:02What are you doing up there
19:04They're mad up there
19:05And if you know me on a personal level
19:08You know that I'm a massive fan
19:10Of tension within the community
19:12Right
19:12Absolutely love it up there lads
19:15Right, it's great crack
19:16Right
19:16Why am I up there?
19:18I'm up there because of a woman
19:19I was stalking
19:20Right
19:21She calls me her little baby reindeer
19:25And
19:25But I won
19:28So it's okay
19:29That's right
19:31That's right
19:33Happy days
19:35Happy days
19:36I love it up there
19:37It's great crack
19:37Now when you're from the south
19:38And you go on a date with somebody from the north
19:40Because we met online
19:41Right
19:41When you're from the south
19:42And you go on a date with somebody from the north
19:43Right
19:43Sometimes you can be a bit ignorant to the ways of the north
19:45Sometimes
19:46Right
19:46And I was on a date with Julie
19:47We met online
19:48Right
19:48First date
19:49Sunday afternoon
19:50You don't give them a Saturday night
19:51They might not look like the picture
19:53Okay
19:54Second date
19:56Went to the pub
19:57Had a few drinks
19:58All going well
19:59Lips were loose
20:00Lips were loose
20:01Andrew starts asking a couple of questions
20:04I said
20:05Come here
20:06Which one are you now?
20:11Is it boxing day or St. Stephen's day?
20:13Like which day is it?
20:15And she went crazy
20:16She was like
20:17Really?
20:17Really?
20:17You want to find out what my identity is Andrew?
20:19Well actually the identity issue in the north
20:20Is being resolved
20:20Should have been a good fight
20:21Agreement right
20:21And I don't like the fact
20:22You're coming up from the south
20:23Listening to the southern media
20:24Okay
20:25Trying to pitch your ideas
20:26Of pitching one community
20:27Versus another community
20:27When actually both communities here
20:28Get on really well
20:29It's just extremism on the both sides
20:30That actually get on with it
20:31And I don't like the fact
20:32That we're on a second date
20:33And I'm trying to get to know you
20:34On a personal level
20:35And I thought
20:35Jesus feck it
20:36She's British
20:37Like she has to be British
20:38Because
20:45Because if she was Irish
20:47She'd be like
20:48Mayo for Sam
20:49Or something like that
20:50I'm like
20:52You'll never see that
20:53But it's great right
20:56So we're together now
20:57Judy's great
20:57She's absolutely brilliant right
20:58And it was her birthday recently
21:00Right
21:01I'm not going to lie guys
21:01Absolutely knocked it out of the park
21:03Right
21:03Knocked it out of the park
21:04You'd be so proud of me
21:05Right
21:05It was her birthday recently
21:06I thought
21:06What am I going to do
21:07What am I going to do for her birthday
21:08I thought it'd be a great crack
21:09Do you know what I did
21:10For her birthday
21:11My girlfriend from
21:12My wife from Northern Ireland
21:13I got her
21:14The Irish passport application
21:17Right
21:17I thought
21:18Oh
21:18Little bit of freedom of movement
21:20Right
21:21I thought
21:22Oh
21:22And I got her the little card as well
21:24You know
21:24The 60 euro card
21:25Little touch
21:25Little touch
21:26Little touch
21:27Because we were going on a holiday
21:29To Greece
21:30And I wanted to go on a holiday with her
21:32I didn't want to pick her up
21:33In immigration on the way back
21:34Like
21:34Do you know what I mean
21:35So I got her the Irish passport
21:38Right
21:38And I said
21:38There you go babe
21:39There's your passport
21:40She's like
21:40Oh no
21:40I've got my Irish identity now
21:42I've got my Irish identity
21:43I've got my British identity
21:44Oh my god
21:45I've always loved
21:47I've always loved being Irish
21:48I love boys on
21:49Big fan of boys on
21:50Right
21:50Oh I've got my Irish identity
21:52I've got my British identity
21:53I've got my two identities now
21:54I said
21:54Yeah
21:54Catching up with your personalities
21:56Look at this
21:56It's great isn't it
21:57Right
21:58So she's delighted with her
22:01Irish identity now
22:02Right
22:02She loves it
22:02Right
22:02So we were at home one day
22:04She was annoying me
22:05She was still walking around
22:07Or something like
22:07You know what I mean
22:08So we were at home one day
22:09I thought
22:10You know what
22:10She's wrecking me head
22:11Right
22:12So I decided
22:13Two days before we go on holiday
22:14I hid the Irish passport
22:16Right
22:16Hid it on her
22:17She's walking around the house
22:18Panicking
22:19She says
22:19Where's my Irish passport
22:20Andrew
22:21Where's my Irish identity
22:21Can't find me
22:23I love splitting the G
22:24Where's my Irish identity
22:25Andrew
22:28I took it on
22:28I went
22:29Oh there you go
22:29She goes
22:30Where was it
22:31I goes
22:31I just hid it on you
22:32She goes
22:32Why is that
22:33I wanted you to know
22:34What it's like
22:34From somebody from the north
22:35When your Irish identity
22:36Is taken away
22:37Right
22:38So there you go
22:38So
22:46We
22:48We got divorced last week
22:51Right
22:51And
22:52But it's great
22:54Like it's really good
22:55Right
22:55She's a lovely girl
22:56She's the best thing about me
22:56Right
22:57But I don't know
22:58As I get older now
22:58Like what happens
22:59Is when I'm watching
23:00The news and stuff
23:01And I'm sure you're all like
23:02You turn on the news
23:02And you go
23:03Ah turn it off
23:05Right
23:05It's a bit tough isn't it
23:06But I tell you something
23:07The more I live back in Ireland
23:09The more I love being Irish
23:10Right
23:10Because we are amazing
23:11Right
23:11Because I worry about us sometimes
23:13Right
23:13Because I worry that
23:14Like
23:14Can you imagine
23:15Now
23:15If we got invaded
23:17Lads
23:18I'd be worried
23:20Like
23:20Because I don't think
23:22We could win a war
23:23Just on the crack alone
23:24Like
23:24Do you know what I mean
23:25You take some of the biggest armies
23:28In the world
23:28Right
23:29You've got the American army
23:30The Chinese army
23:31The Indian army
23:32Right
23:32Absolutely
23:33Massive armies
23:34What do we have
23:35We don't even have a thing
23:37Called the army
23:38It's called the defence forces
23:39Right
23:40We'll just defend
23:41We'll be like
23:42Out
23:42The lot of you
23:43Out
23:43Turn around
23:45And get out
23:45Right
23:46Get me a chair
23:46Put it up against the door
23:47There will you
23:48Jesus
23:48It's like
23:48It's like trying to give
23:50Your granny
23:50A brandy
23:51A Christmas
23:51She's like
23:51Oh no
23:52Will you go away
23:52Leave me an army
23:53Now
23:53Right
23:53Now I'm 100% Irish
23:56And I love being Irish
23:56But I tell you something lads
23:57Tell you something lads
23:58I'll be watching the British telly sometimes
24:00And I see the adverts
24:02For their army
24:02And tell you something lads
24:03They're sexy
24:06Like
24:07They turn you like
24:09Have you seen them
24:10Can you make split second decisions
24:12Do you want to be the best
24:14Train with the best
24:15Born in England
24:16Made in the Royal Navy
24:18I'm like
24:18I'll fucking take a bullet
24:19For the king lads
24:20And his sausage fingers
24:24I definitely would lads
24:25I learnt this recently
24:28Ireland
24:29Has a navy
24:31We've seven boats lads
24:35Oh the dictators of the world
24:38Are shitting themselves now
24:39Aren't they huh
24:40We have seven ships
24:42Seven vessels
24:43And their job
24:44Is to go round the island
24:46To go round the island
24:47Now I don't know
24:49If they go up the north
24:49Right
24:50I haven't googled it yet
24:53Right
24:53So they go three quarters
24:55Around the island
24:56Right
24:56Or up the island
24:58I'm a cross community comedian
24:59Pick your side lads
25:01Right
25:01And their job
25:02And their job
25:02And I didn't know this
25:03When I go to bed at night
25:05On my lovely warm pillow
25:06There's men and women
25:06Out there
25:07On the water
25:09Away from their own families
25:12Four or five weeks at a time
25:14Protecting our country
25:15They're away from their own families
25:16Riding each other
25:18Oh they're all at it
25:21Just like the guards
25:22And the teachers
25:23Oh they love
25:31Oh
25:32They love it out in the Atlantic Ocean
25:34They love it like
25:35And they're away from
25:38They're away from
25:39Away from their own families
25:40Protecting our country
25:41And I'm at home
25:43And these people
25:44Will never let us down
25:45If we ever get invaded
25:46But only in Ireland
25:47Would this happen
25:48That one day
25:49On the news
25:50The government announced
25:51To the rest of the world
25:52That five of the ships
25:53Were broken
25:54What sort of a country
25:58Announces to the rest of the world
26:00That their first line of defence
26:04Is broken
26:05Keep your mouth shut lads
26:07Tell them you have a hundred boats
26:09And say nothing
26:10Right
26:10I know the UK
26:12Have a policy
26:13To stop the boats
26:14In Ireland
26:14We can't even
26:15Fecking star-tars
26:16Like you know
26:17Ladies and gentlemen
26:25It's been an absolute treat
26:27To come to this place
26:28And to do this tonight
26:29Thank you
26:29My name's Andrew Ryan
26:30I wish you the very best
26:31Thank you
26:31Right now ladies and gentlemen
26:51It's time for the greatest quiz of all time
26:53It's
26:53The Parish Quiz
26:55Every week we invite two people on
26:59We've checked their local knowledge
27:01They represent their parish
27:02In the parish quiz
27:03And our first parish this week
27:04Is from Guidor
27:05In County Donegal
27:06And representing them
27:07Is Lauren Furry
27:08Lauren how are you?
27:09I'm deadly
27:09How are you yourselves?
27:10I'm not too bad
27:11What do you do with yourself
27:12Lauren you're studying
27:12Are you?
27:13I'm studying down my nose
27:14I am going to be a teacher
27:15You're going to be a teacher
27:16Have you perfected
27:17The teacher
27:18That's there
27:18Yes
27:19So you walk in
27:20They're all going
27:21A load of transition
27:21You're going mad
27:22Oh no
27:23A primary teacher
27:24Oh a primary teacher
27:25A load of sixth class
27:26Going mad
27:26I haven't tackled that yet
27:30But the way stare
27:30Just
27:30Right
27:31Just give
27:31Oh
27:32That's
27:33Yeah
27:33And have you got like
27:34Your lines ready
27:35Been like
27:35Lads
27:35Your life
27:36I don't mind
27:36I still get paid
27:36On a Friday
27:37It doesn't really work
27:38Half the time though
27:38Right
27:39I hope
27:40When I have kids
27:41You're a bit stronger
27:43Than that Lauren
27:44Tell us
27:46What's life like
27:46In Guidor
27:47Deadly
27:48Obviously best place
27:49On the earth
27:49It does be hopping
27:50I hear
27:50I do love it
27:51What's the night in the summer
27:52Oh summer's the best
27:53Summer's the best
27:54Like to be fair
27:55Like Guidorah
27:56During the winter
27:56Yeah
27:58Summer place
27:59You know where on a summer's day
28:00I'm telling you
28:00Sun shining
28:01Fabulous
28:02Yeah Johnny's been there
28:04In some spot
28:04I went to the nightclub
28:05And everyone was speaking Irish
28:06Although I mean
28:07I think they were speaking Irish
28:08They could have been speaking German
28:09I actually met you
28:10In the nightclub
28:11Did you?
28:11Yeah
28:11Fair play
28:12Tell on
28:13Give it up for Lauren everyone
28:16Now
28:20Our second parish
28:23From the county of Galway
28:24Is Mount Belieu
28:25And representing them
28:26Is Michael Connolly
28:26How are you Michael?
28:27Mighty known yourselves
28:28Unbelievable lad
28:31What's the story
28:32What are you doing with yourself?
28:33I'm a postman
28:34Nice
28:35Yeah
28:36Are you in a van or on a bike
28:38Out on delivery on the van
28:40Yeah
28:40You're a van man
28:41Van man
28:41Which do you prefer
28:42The country or the town?
28:44Oh the country
28:44Why?
28:45Oh sure you can talk to people
28:46Inside in the city
28:47They won't talk to you
28:48So when you were doing the rounds
28:50Delivering post
28:51You'd have a chat with all the lads
28:52Quite a few of them yeah
28:53Right
28:54What would they be saying to you?
28:55Absolute anthem
28:56The price of cattle
28:58The price of sheep
28:59Did you get the turf in
29:00Everything
29:01What do you got?
29:03It must take you 14 hours
29:05To deliver the post
29:05Have air codes
29:09Revolutionised everything
29:10No
29:11So would you just know
29:13Where everyone lives
29:14I have a good book
29:15Write all the names
29:16Into the book
29:17And follow that
29:17Like your bible
29:18Right
29:18Well Mount Belieu
29:20What else is going on
29:21You've got a sheep shearing festival
29:23There have you
29:23Yeah it's the second year
29:25The European sheep shearing festival
29:26Contestants from
29:28New Zealand
29:29Australia
29:30Scotland
29:30Wales
29:31All coming into Mount Belieu
29:32For the weekend
29:33Well how would you describe that weekend?
29:35Raw
29:36Well best of luck tonight
29:40Give it up for Michael everybody
29:42Okay it's time to knuckle down now
29:48Last time we did a parish quiz
29:49We're starting with Guido
29:50And Lauren
29:50Here is your question
29:51How are you Lauren?
29:54I'm here with your sister Ciara
29:56I'm standing outside Malawi's shop
29:57And the question for you today
29:59Is there's a car across the road
30:00In the Guidoar colours
30:02What make is the car?
30:04Across from Malawi's
30:05I'm wondering if it's the same one
30:06They had for the
30:07See Guidoar boys are in the
30:09County finals
30:10So I'm wondering if it's the same one
30:11That Donegal had for the All-Ireland final
30:12Which was
30:14Go on
30:16It's the little
30:17The car
30:18The car
30:18It's definitely a car
30:19A Peugeot
30:20A Peugeot
30:21A Peugeot
30:22A Peugeot
30:23Let's find out if you're right
30:23And the answer
30:26It's a Peugeot
30:27So you describe it as
30:35I don't know what my car is
30:39Okay
30:39Michael are you ready?
30:42Let's go to Montbello
30:43For your first question
30:44Hi Michael
30:46Sean here
30:47From Montbello
30:48I have a question for you
30:49We have three sheep roaming around here
30:51Which of these sheep
30:53Met the New Zealand ambassador
30:54At the sheep shearing festival?
30:58Oh lord
30:59Which sheep met the New Zealand ambassador?
31:02Rainy, snowy or cloudy?
31:04We'll go cloudy
31:05Why is that?
31:07Picking it off the top of my head
31:09Okay
31:09Alright
31:10Let's go back to Sean
31:11And find out
31:12And Michael
31:13The answer is
31:14Snowy of course
31:16Right we're back to Guidor
31:20Here's your next question
31:21Lauren
31:21Hello Lauren
31:23How you doing?
31:24This is Father Brienne O'Farrie
31:25The parish priest of Guidor
31:26I'm outside Sienogs here
31:27And as you know
31:28These luscious locks
31:29Have been shaved
31:30For charities
31:31On a number of occasions
31:32One of the nights
31:33We had a shave in here
31:34My question to you Lauren
31:36Is which Irish celebrity
31:37Shaved these locks
31:39In Sienogs?
31:40Which Irish celebrity
31:42Shaved Father Brienne's
31:43Luscious locks?
31:45I only know this
31:46Because I met him on Torrey
31:47Island after
31:48It was Tommy Tiernan
31:49Tommy Tiernan
31:50I'm hoping
31:50I'm really hoping
31:51Now I might be wrong
31:52Okay
31:52Well let's find out
31:53If you are right or wrong
31:54And these luscious locks
31:56Were shaved
31:57By the one and only
31:58Tommy Tiernan
31:59Right Michael
32:09You feeling the pressure?
32:10No
32:10Come back
32:11Let's go back to Mount Bellew
32:13Hello Michael
32:18Tony here from the
32:19Malthouse Players
32:20The Malthouse Players
32:21Did a very successful
32:23Play last May
32:24What was the name of that play?
32:28The Malthouse Players
32:30Come on Michael
32:30You're a postman
32:31You always deliver
32:31Come on
32:32Now I'm on my bellew
32:33What play did the boys put on?
32:37You have me without
32:39I haven't a clue
32:40Take a guess
32:42The field
32:42The field
32:43The field
32:43Right
32:44And the answer is
32:46The real McCoy
32:48You thought it was
32:53He says to me
32:56I thought it was Magic Mike
32:57Yeah
32:57You know
33:00I think not less
33:00From the lads
33:01Right
33:01Lauren in Guido
33:02Here's your next question
33:03Hello Lauren
33:06It's Connie here
33:07From Ergo View
33:08Pets Zoo in Guido
33:09How much do we charge
33:11For a food bag of animal feed
33:13To go round and feed the animals
33:14While you're at the zoo
33:15Now while you're now at the zoo
33:17In Guido
33:17Which I never knew there was
33:18How much is a bag of animal feed?
33:21Jesus I don't know
33:22Like 50 cent
33:23Euro?
33:2350 cent?
33:24Euro?
33:25Pick one
33:25Pick one
33:2650?
33:2850?
33:2850?
33:2975?
33:2950?
33:29I don't have to lock in the
33:3250
33:3350 cent she says
33:3475?
33:3575?
33:35Let's find out if you're right
33:36Remember if you get this one right
33:37You are this week's parish quiz winner Lauren
33:39And the answer is Lauren
33:41It's 50 cent a bag
33:43Yes yes yes yes yes
33:49Give it up for this week's winner of the parish quiz
33:53Lauren Ferdinand Crowe
33:54Okay lads
33:58Remember
33:59You've got two envelopes here
34:01Right Lauren
34:02This is how it works
34:03Johnny B's holding two envelopes
34:04In one of those envelopes
34:05Is an all expenses paid trip
34:06To Las Vegas
34:08In the udder
34:13Is
34:14A bag of the aforementioned
34:16Animal feed
34:16A whole 50 cents worth
34:18What's it going to be Lauren
34:19What envelope are you going for?
34:20I don't know
34:21Do you want to give me a hint?
34:21Just grab one
34:22You've got to pick one
34:23You can do it
34:24I'm going to go for that one
34:26Okay
34:26Alright Lauren
34:28Open the envelope
34:28Let us know
34:29Good luck Lauren
34:30Good luck
34:30I really hope
34:31I really hope
34:31Fingers crossed
34:32Show the people what you want
34:34A bag of animal feed
34:34A bag of animal feed
34:35Okay
34:39Give it up for Lauren and Michael everyone
34:41Now still to come
34:45We will have music from Chase and Abby
34:47We'll have loads more fun and games
34:48Join us after a break
34:49Chase and Abby
34:50Try some playing us out
34:50Come on boys
34:51Here we go
34:52Come on boys
34:53I'm on the bikes
34:54All the roses
34:55We were going to sit down
34:57I've got a copy
34:58Fiddler for me
34:59Left a picture
35:00And the middle of the tune
35:02She's fine
35:03She said
35:04On my journey
35:05On my journey
35:06Don't you
35:07Baby
35:07Baby
35:07Baby
35:08On the bikes
35:10All the roses
35:11We were going to sit down
35:12I've got a copy
35:14Fiddler for me
35:15Left a picture
35:16And the middle of the tune
35:18She's fine
35:19But she said
35:20On my journey
35:21On my journey
35:22Don't you
35:22Baby
35:23Baby
35:24Oh my journey
35:28On my journey
35:29And the middle of the tune
35:33She's fine
35:34But she said
35:35On my journey
35:36On my journey
35:37But she's freeing me
35:39Yeah!
35:39Yes!
35:40CHEERING
35:41I'm a boy
35:43Woo!
35:45Hello and welcome back
35:47To the two Johnnies
35:48Late night lock-in
35:49You played a match
35:50At the weekend
35:50Didn't you?
35:51I did lad
35:51Tough game
35:52And you got injured
35:53What?
35:53Badly
35:54I heard you were bedridden
35:55Several times
35:55And once in a van
35:56Oh!
35:59Oh!
35:59Right
36:00Let's get off of the show
36:01Now to choose our next guest
36:03We go live
36:04To Seamus the Sheep
36:05Right
36:06What's Seamus
36:06Serving up for us
36:07Is it going to be
36:09Look at Seamus
36:09He's looking well isn't he
36:10Is it going to be
36:11Phil Collins
36:12Roddy Collins
36:13Or Michael Collins
36:14Michael Collins
36:16Will be a tough get
36:16These days lads
36:17Who is it John?
36:19It is of course
36:19Roddy Collins
36:21CHEERING
36:22CHEERING
36:23CHEERING
36:24CHEERING
36:25CHEERING
36:26CHEERING
36:27CHEERING
36:29CHEERING
36:30CHEERING
36:31CHEERING
36:33CHEERING
36:34CHEERING
36:35CHEERING
36:36CHEERING
36:37CHEERING
36:38CHEERING
36:39CHEERING
36:40CHEERING
36:40How are you Johnny what's the crap
36:42Welcome to the bar how are you?
36:43Thank you very much
36:44How am I?
36:45Brilliant
36:46Couldn't be better or else
36:47You look lovely and tanned and relaxed
36:49Are you way?
36:49Tanned and relaxed well I've a bottle of wine in me so that's the relaxed thing to do
36:53And the tanned part is I spend the most of my time in Spain
36:56Over you're over there a good bit?
36:58A good bit people say you're living out there
37:00No
37:00Right
37:01We have seven months come back five times
37:04I'm back out on Tuesday morning
37:05It's a bit like living there Roddy
37:07It's a bit
37:08I know but you have to watch the old tax man
37:11You don't want the fella with the suitcase knocking at the door
37:16Like years ago when I was a builder he knocked it down he said
37:19I'm from the Revenue
37:21I said hey yeah
37:22I said what can I do with you?
37:23He says I'm looking for 20 grand
37:25I said come in and we'll have a good look for that
37:26LAUGHTER
37:28Right and we'd know you as a football manager
37:32But before you were managing you played
37:34You're a pretty young foreign
37:34You played for 19 different clubs you played for
37:38Are you a bit of a
37:40I didn't even know that
37:42You got a few bad injuries though did you?
37:43I did I got four broken legs in my career
37:46Well I could go through a list of things
37:48Were they all your own?
37:49I'd all know
37:50They weren't in the one day
37:52I broke my leg
37:54Didn't play for three years
37:55Wow
37:56So I lost three years in my career
37:57And then when I came back
37:59I was struggling to get going again
38:03Look three years in football when you're 18
38:05Is a lifetime
38:06They are your years when you're going to make it
38:08So when I came back I was struggling to get going again
38:11And then just playing in the J team at Bowls
38:14I was coming in at half time one day
38:15And the phone rang in the hall
38:17It was an extension phone
38:18Is that what you call it?
38:19Yeah
38:19We picked it up
38:20Hello
38:21How are you doing?
38:22Yeah
38:22Irish Independent
38:23Yeah
38:24What was the score of that game?
38:27I said yeah
38:28Trinity College 1
38:29Bohemians 3
38:30Who was the score of?
38:31Collins 3
38:32LAUGHTER
38:33No internet
38:34No way of checking it out
38:36So I wait by that phone every second
38:38We had Collins 2
38:39So every Monday morning in the end though
38:42I was walking on Billings
38:44So I was called the goal machine
38:45So I wasn't scoring goals at all
38:47But then it went around the whole country
38:49Did you play with any legends?
38:50No like
38:50George Best
38:52But that was when I was
38:54That was when I was 17 at Fulham
38:56But I only played in and around the training ground
38:59And he was a superstar
39:00Yeah
39:00And I remember being there
39:03And getting picked one day
39:04In a training session
39:05With the crew of superstars
39:07And he was my idol as a kid
39:09From when I was 8
39:10He was on my wall
39:11Yeah
39:12Right
39:12And I remember
39:13And you know
39:14When you meet an idol
39:15I don't know
39:15I didn't know how to cope
39:17Yeah
39:17You know
39:18And I was looking at him
39:18He was like a god
39:19And then when we went training
39:21I'm going
39:22I didn't know what to call him
39:23Yeah
39:23I'm going
39:24Bestie
39:24Georgie
39:25Georgie
39:25And I'm going
39:26Bestie
39:27He looked at
39:27Bestie
39:28Georgie
39:29I went into a bleeding friend
39:30And I was
39:31Bestie Georgie
39:32Every ball he got a call
39:34And every ball I got a pass to him
39:35And then I realised
39:36He wasn't even on my team
39:38So
39:40Fulham lasted about 10 days
39:42And I was going
39:43Get Bestie's idol out of here
39:45But look
39:45Roger
39:46You mentioned as well
39:47When you were playing
39:48That you were working on the building sites
39:49Yeah
39:50I mean
39:51How was that
39:53First of all
39:53Working on the building sites
39:54I loved it
39:55I loved building sites
39:56But I wanted to be a footballer
39:57But I remember
39:57Playing in a European game
39:59And we played out in Belgium
40:01And I got out of a scaffolding
40:02On a Monday
40:03Right
40:04And I got on a flight
40:05On a Tuesday
40:06With the squad
40:07And we arrived out in Brussels
40:09Went out
40:10A big shiny stadium
40:1230 odd thousand people there
40:13You know
40:14Played against this team
40:15And they battered us
40:17Out of the ground
40:17They battered us
40:18Right
40:19And I was a striker
40:20And I remember
40:20The fella beside me
40:22I won't name him
40:22Lazy swine he was
40:24Michael O'Connor
40:24Right
40:25Anyway
40:26Michael
40:27I remember
40:28We were playing
40:29And they battered us
40:30And Michael
40:30Turns to me
40:31And he goes
40:31Oh jeez
40:32Thanks be to god
40:33He says
40:33It's eight o'clock
40:34This is nearly over
40:35I said
40:35Michael
40:36That's the scoreboard
40:37I want to know
40:42How did you go
40:44From playing
40:45Then into management
40:45I
40:47I don't know
40:48I was playing
40:49Up the north of Ireland
40:50Up in Bangor
40:51Where Andrew lives
40:53Beside
40:54Right up in Bangor
40:54And
40:55I just come off the pitch
40:57One day
40:57And I was 33 years of age
40:58And the chairman
40:59Called me
41:00He says
41:00Rod
41:00The manager's resigning
41:02Will you take over
41:03I said
41:04Yeah no problem
41:05I said no problem
41:05To anything
41:06No problem
41:07And then I realised
41:08I'd never done this before
41:09I'd never even stood
41:10In front of a crowd
41:11Before
41:11Other than in a pub
41:13On a bilge
41:13I haven't had a crack
41:14So mate
41:15I'll never forget it
41:16For the whole week
41:17Before I would
41:18Take over as manager
41:18I was in the mirror
41:19I tried to look important
41:20Doing team talks
41:24And all sorts
41:25Anyway I arrived up late
41:26And I walked in
41:27And see all
41:27You people
41:28I walked into
41:2920, 40 eyes
41:31Looking at me
41:32Yeah
41:32And I panicked
41:33And I was in the jacks
41:34And the wind was about that size
41:37And I said
41:37If I could throw out that wind
41:38Did they never see me
41:39But anyway
41:41I toughed it out
41:42Flight or fight
41:42Is that what you call it
41:43Yeah
41:43Toughed it out
41:44Blah blah blah
41:45It doesn't really matter
41:46I ended up being
41:47Very successful at bowls
41:48Yeah
41:48And then I got tapped
41:50To a few clubs in England
41:51And one of them was
41:51Carlisle United
41:52So when you
41:53Go in to meet the
41:54Carlisle players then
41:55Day one
41:55When you're managing them
41:56How did you get on with them
41:57Our first impressions
41:58Is everything
41:58In life
42:00Everything
42:00You just have to
42:01Be yourself
42:02And then
42:03I see
42:04They told me
42:05The centre forward
42:05Big blondie fella
42:06Right
42:06So I'm watching them train
42:08And they're doing a running session
42:09This fella's running
42:10Keeps looking at me
42:11And he's running
42:12He's looking at me
42:12And I went
42:12He's a great attitude
42:13Hey big man
42:15Come here
42:15Come here
42:16I said
42:17I like your attitude
42:18Great you know
42:19I said
42:19I was a centre forward
42:21See you
42:21I said
42:22You're going to get me
42:2320 goals this season
42:24I said
42:24We're going to play it simple
42:25For you
42:25Blah blah blah blah
42:26Blah blah blah
42:26Okay boss
42:27Okay boss
42:28Okay Garford
42:28That's all
42:29They said
42:29Yes yes yes yes yes
42:30Because they need a contract
42:31So I was delighted
42:33So we went back off
42:33With all the lads
42:34They're all
42:34Having a great
42:36And I thought
42:37That's it
42:38I mean
42:38Went into the reception
42:40In the football club
42:41And I looked around
42:41He was a blatant goalkeeper
42:42There he was
42:43I'm a bit
42:43I dug me seven
42:47To the biggest hole
42:48On my birthday
42:49But I dug me seven
42:50Other because
42:51We done alright
42:52On the sideline then Rod
42:53Were you
42:53Cool calm and collected
42:55Personified
42:56I don't know
42:58I don't know
42:58If that's
42:58I don't know
43:00That's entirely true
43:00Roddy
43:01Have a look at this
43:01Push on the last one
43:06Don't stand already
43:09I'm only fucking
43:10Telling when it's
43:10In the ground
43:11For fuck's sake
43:12I'm telling when
43:14It's in the ground
43:15It asks me to step back in
43:16Yeah
43:17Don't annoy me
43:18Don't fucking annoy me
43:20Where is it
43:22Where is it
43:23Where is it
43:24Oh look
43:24That is it
43:25Don't stand me off
43:26Now
43:27Don't stand me off
43:29Yeah
43:30Yeah you started it
43:31Tell your mother
43:34On you
43:35See that
43:41See that
43:43That would be
43:44Classes bullying
43:45If I didn't know that kid
43:46Yeah
43:46I knew him
43:47And he looked about 12
43:49Looking at your clips
43:50When you were managing
43:50You were always well dressed
43:52Like was this important to you
43:54Oh yeah
43:54Fashion
43:55Oh yeah
43:55100%
43:56Not so much fashion
43:58Presentation
43:59You know what I mean
44:00Like you go in
44:01You go into a dressing room
44:03And you're pristine
44:04And you've grew up early
44:05And you've done it right
44:06And all that players
44:07Who said well he's made a huge effort
44:08That's the forced thing
44:10Right
44:11And then the second is
44:11Louis Corbin gave him the clothes
44:12For nothing
44:13And he's still giving it
44:18For nothing
44:19And when you're getting
44:20Immaculately dressed
44:21Would Caroline have a say
44:22On your wife
44:23In what you're going to wear
44:24Yeah
44:24Yeah
44:24She's how you're gorgeous
44:25Well we've got to show you
44:29No Caroline had said to me
44:30Years ago
44:31She said to me years ago
44:31Where are you going
44:32All dressed up
44:33You're about to be back here
44:35By half eleven
44:36There's Caroline
44:37Oh no
44:38It's me old pal
44:39Yeah
44:39We're not since we're fifteen
44:40You know
44:41Come here
44:41Forty-two years
44:43You're married
44:43Forty-two years
44:44What's the secret
44:45To a happy marriage
44:46Your hair is absolutely gorgeous
44:48See that dress
44:50You look brilliant
44:51And there's not a pick on you
44:53Now fellas
44:54Trust me
44:55See when you go out
44:56And have two drinks
44:57A book around the basin
44:59Right
44:59You come back
45:00You grovel
45:01You apologise
45:02And take you three days
45:03You're back in the big bed
45:04Just
45:05Come here
45:05Listen
45:06What do you want to know
45:10If the Ireland job came up lads
45:12Will we give Roddy a twist
45:14Yay
45:15Okay Roddy
45:18Hang on now
45:19If you were asked to take the Ireland job
45:22What's the first thing you do
45:23I'd start winning a game straight away
45:25How
45:26What do you do
45:27Well I'd make them run around a little bit more
45:29And I'd make them roll up their sleeves a little bit more
45:31You know
45:31And yeah look
45:33I'd take the Manistair as a good tactician
45:35And all that
45:36But I would give
45:37Roy Kinghan
45:38And Damien Duff that job
45:39If that man leaves
45:41I like him
45:41I think he's a pure gentleman
45:42But if he doesn't do it
45:44I'd give to them two lads
45:45And I think we'd have a great chance
45:47Come on Roddy
45:47Let's play another game of we aren't family
46:01Remember lads one person out there isn't actually part of the family
46:03And your job is to spot the imposter
46:05Let's go back to the streets of Galway
46:07Okay just by looking at him Roddy
46:09You're part of a big family
46:10Who jumps out there
46:11Who is not in the family
46:13Four
46:14Why four
46:15That's not the mother
46:16That's not the mother
46:18Who do you know that's not the mother
46:20Ah she's
46:21Andrew that girl's only 30 years of age
46:23Four definitely four
46:25She's not the mother
46:26No
46:26Okay let's get us all
46:27Kids are too tall
46:27And Karen what do you like
46:28They're the image that too
46:30They look alike
46:31Now three
46:33Oh three or four
46:35Three is very tall
46:36Audience
46:38Right Karen we'll give you a better look
46:42Let's get them dancing lads
46:43Oh lads have hands in the pockets
46:49Five
46:50Five
46:50Five
46:51He's breaking it though
46:55All right cut the music lads
46:59All right lads
47:03The moment of truth
47:03Would the real imposter
47:06Please step forward
47:08Five
47:08Five
47:09Oh
47:09Oh
47:09Oh
47:10Oh
47:11Oh
47:13Oh my god
47:15I thought she looked so like number one
47:17Number two
47:18What's your name
47:18And do you know this family
47:19Have you ever met them
47:20No my name's Lauren
47:22And I'm the decoy
47:23But I'm not part of this family
47:25Well you are now Lauren
47:27Go back and meet your family
47:28Give it up for Lauren
47:32And the O'Neill's in that way
47:34Now
47:36Unfortunately
47:39That's all we have time for
47:40Give it up for all our guests
47:42For Karen Byrne
47:42For Roddy Collins
47:43And for Andrew Ryan
47:44And now to pay us out
47:50All the way from
47:51County Ufalia
47:51It's Jason Abbey
47:53I think I could do a chance for
48:06to return them up
48:11and tossing them up
48:11with music
48:12And now can't be caught
48:14Yeah
48:14Just hold this
48:15Oh, it's just a wish, oh, it's just a wish, oh, it's just a wish, oh, it's just a wish, we don't get the chance.
48:24They make pictures of burning skies, they bring hell across your life.
48:32They bring poison, they bring pain, the stories told us all the same.
48:39They bring poison, they bring poison, they bring poison, they bring poison, they bring poison.
48:47Oh, it's just a wish that they fall in the oven.
48:51Oh, it's just a wish that they fall in the oven.
48:55Oh, it's just a wish that they fall in the oven.
48:59Oh, it's just a wish that they fall in the oven.
49:02Oh, it's just a wish, oh, it's just a wish, oh, it's just a wish.
49:08Oh, this is a wish.
49:12Oh, this is a wish.
49:14Oh, this is a wish.
49:16Yeah, you can't give me a chance.
49:19Get up.
49:21Go.
49:22Oh, this is a wish.
49:36Oh, this is a wish.
49:40Can't do it with my shame.
49:42Oh, this is a wish.
49:44Oh, this is a wish.
49:46Oh, this is a wish.
49:48Can't do it with my shame.
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