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00:00It's an accent.
00:01A bottle of water or something like that.
00:05Bottle of water.
00:06Bottle of water.
00:07That's solid.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:12All right, here we go, guys.
00:15Oh, wow.
00:17We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make to adjust our expectations or we could increase the budget.
00:29No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too
00:34big.
00:35I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must.
00:48So we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:51Really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vic, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
00:59The ride chair is going to be here.
01:02What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:04What is it?
01:05Oh, yeah, 18.
01:06This is going to be epic.
01:08Come here, Uncle Man.
01:09We'll be right there.
01:11Hopefully.
01:12We'll come back.
01:15Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:17You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:19Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:20I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:27And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:30I am extremely concerned for Colin.
01:38It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that.
01:41And to know that they're sitting with my daughter, it's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:46Baylin took her meds.
02:02She's knocked out.
02:03I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:08Like, I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like,
02:12Oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:14I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:19If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:27Thank you, Kevin.
02:28Please take your seats for dancing.
02:38We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back overland.
02:50I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:53My legs have been in the same position for, like, seven hours.
02:57But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
03:01Our first international flight.
03:04No.
03:05This is our first international flight together.
03:07And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:11But with flying, in this case...
03:16Did we lose a wheeler?
03:17Like, what's going on?
03:19It's not making it any better.
03:23Sorry about that.
03:28We're on the ground.
03:29Well, a very warm welcome.
03:31Ceylon Teethro Terminal 5.
03:32The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:36Good.
03:37Thank you, Dad.
03:38Feet on the ground.
03:42It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:45Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London can bring to us.
03:51The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse, this device that is not available in the US yet.
03:57However, we're here in hopes that, in the future, it can bring me relief and help my tics.
04:04Toilets?
04:05They don't label it bathroom.
04:06They label it toilets.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Hello.
04:10Hello.
04:11My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:22I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already ticking in a British accent.
04:30Dick.
04:31Community dick.
04:32I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:35Back in my day.
04:36Shut the fuck up.
04:38Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:43It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:47We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:51We wanted to share the experience.
04:53To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful, but get ready London because here we come.
04:58We come.
04:59We come.
05:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:01Press open.
05:02Back in her.
05:03You gotta press open.
05:05Keep going.
05:06Keep pressing it.
05:07Keep pressing it.
05:08Keep pressing it.
05:09Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
05:11As soon as we step foot in London, the cluelessness hits.
05:13I was airport ready, not London ready.
05:14I don't even know what that means.
05:15So how long are we on this for?
05:16Three hours.
05:17Are we really?
05:18No.
05:19I just know that we're going to like Cadningar.
05:21I don't know.
05:22I'm signing.
05:23I'm signing.
05:24I'm signing.
05:25I'm signing.
05:26No.
05:27No.
05:28No.
05:29No.
05:30No.
05:31No.
05:32No.
05:33No.
05:34There's no business.
05:35No.
05:36No.
05:37No.
05:38No.
05:39No.
05:40I just know that we're going to like Paddington.
05:42I'm so excited to get to the rental house.
05:44The only thing that's stopping us
05:46is about 6,000 trains to get there.
05:49However, I have no idea the type of living
05:52that UK-ians, England people,
05:56I have no idea what a UK house looks like.
05:59This is our first time doing this.
06:01We have no idea what we're doing.
06:10We have to walk up.
06:13Oh, now we've got to go down.
06:14Sick.
06:30Let's just make it to the rental place.
06:36Their sidewalks here are pretty skinny.
06:38Look at the double-decker.
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:41Look at their license plates.
06:42Look at that.
06:43Look at that taxi, Baylen.
06:45Tight-ass Tuesday, motherfucker.
06:48Just sold to Joe Biden.
06:52I need this travel to end, like, now.
06:54It feels like it's taken us just as long
06:57to get to this rental house
06:58as it has to fly over the Atlantic Ocean.
07:01Who's excited to be here?
07:03Whoo!
07:04Okay.
07:05Who's ready to know?
07:07Who's ready to nap?
07:10Praise the Lord.
07:11We are here.
07:12Why is there a doorknob in the middle?
07:14Did you just lock it?
07:15Oh, what are we...
07:16Guys, I got this.
07:17I swear I got this.
07:18I swear I got this.
07:19You know, it's okay.
07:20We're locked out.
07:21Maybe everything's backwards
07:22and upside down in London.
07:24After a long day of travel,
07:26we made it all the way here.
07:27Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:30Get all the way here.
07:31Can't get in the house.
07:34Is there a secret room?
07:35You have to unlock both of them.
07:38Push or something.
07:40Oh!
07:41Sweet!
07:42We're here!
07:43Yay!
07:48There's a piano.
07:50Maybe throw your stuff down
07:51until we figure out, like,
07:53who's in what room.
07:55Take a dick, bitch!
07:57Hold up.
08:00They have their microwave in the pantry?
08:03Yeah, that's so cool.
08:04That is so weird.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:07This is kind of cool.
08:09Hell, yeah.
08:10This house is very scenic, bodacious,
08:13beautiful, gorgeous, scenic.
08:15Twice.
08:16Did anything about the house feel different
08:17when you walked in that?
08:18Stairs.
08:19It's small.
08:20It feels like it's small.
08:21It's small, but it just goes straight up.
08:23And it feels antique.
08:24Like, everything's left in, like,
08:26the 1900s or something.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Are you tired?
08:30Yeah.
08:31So, I think what's important right now
08:33is we kind of, like,
08:34pick out rooms and stuff.
08:36Find a space and relax.
08:38Relax.
08:39We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
08:41What are we doing tomorrow?
08:43We're going on a double-decker bus tour.
08:46Sweet.
08:47Yes.
08:48Isn't that the one with, like,
08:49bowling on the top?
08:50No.
08:51You're funny.
08:52Bowling.
08:53What time do we have to do that?
08:54We'll figure it all out.
08:55Suck dick.
08:56Everybody needs to get a good night's sleep.
08:58Yeah.
08:59So, I'll start now.
09:00I'll develop.
09:01I'll start now.
09:02Have you ever experienced jet lag before?
09:05Um, I definitely have experienced jet lag,
09:08but not on this Viva flight.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11How the fuck have you experienced jet lag
09:13when you've never flown across the country before?
09:16So, Florida.
09:17Florida.
09:18Florida's the same time.
09:19No.
09:20Well, I...
09:22All right.
09:23Next question.
09:24You're going to crash there, bae?
09:25Yeah.
09:26Colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me, ma.
09:28Okay.
09:29Yeah.
09:37Cheese and onion.
09:38That sounds absolutely fucking disgusting.
09:41Tangy cheese.
09:43Ooh, even disgustinger.
09:45I've definitely never seen these flavors before.
09:49Prawn cocktail.
09:51You know, I don't think those are going to touch my taste buds at all this trip.
09:57What the hell of this invention?
10:04That doesn't look good.
10:07The charging ports are just crazy.
10:09It's like this sideways dot in the middle.
10:13I'm just failing at life today.
10:15How do people in England charge their phones?
10:20I'm going to fall off the bed.
10:22My feet are going to hang off.
10:26All right.
10:27Well, we got the travel to London done.
10:29Check.
10:30It's good.
10:47Smells good.
10:48Already.
10:50It's so much different from the U.S.
10:52Like, even though we haven't even, like, wandered yet, like, everything is still so much different,
10:56it feels like.
10:57Yeah.
10:58It's an adventure.
10:59Our first overnight stay in London was pretty uneventful.
11:03Everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick.
11:06And the rental came stuck with the basics, so we're having bacon and eggs this morning.
11:11I don't understand.
11:12Like, if you use that to make you, like, less dizzy on the plane, why do you still have it on right now?
11:16The last three days, if I take it off and we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip or something else.
11:21Well, that's what we're doing today.
11:22So that's why...
11:23That's why I'm leaving it on for the full amount of time.
11:26Okay.
11:27Baylin's New Pulse appointment is in two days.
11:30So we have time to settle in, do some touristy things, and kind of just get to know London.
11:36And today we're going on a double-decker bus tour.
11:39What are you excited to do today?
11:41I don't know.
11:42You don't know?
11:43Come on.
11:44Hello, London!
11:45I thought there was going to be, like, skyscrapers and tall, huge, like, apartments or whatever.
11:52And I didn't really see that because we're, like, on the outskirts and we're in the, like, north-south or northeast or whatever.
11:59And it's definitely north-south.
12:02Holy shit.
12:07Mmm.
12:08What are you guys making?
12:09You guys got three plates out?
12:10Morning.
12:11Morning.
12:12You're all ready?
12:13Yep, I'm ready to go.
12:14Want some eggs?
12:15Mm-mm.
12:16Why are they yellow?
12:17Because they're not in America where we put hormones and everything in our food.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:21That's not it at all.
12:22Yes, it is!
12:23Here we go.
12:24I'm so happy to be here.
12:26We're in literally London.
12:28I'm going to just pretend that I'm not jet-lagged.
12:32I'm good.
12:33We're good.
12:34We're great.
12:37Are you getting excited for the New Pulse meeting?
12:41Yeah.
12:42That's what I'm pretty much most excited about.
12:43I'm excited for the bus today.
12:44Yeah.
12:45But I'm excited to see kind of what the device does and how it works and more information
12:51on it.
12:52New Pulse could be life-changing.
12:56If this device works, it could help me for 10 minutes.
12:59It could help me for an hour.
13:00It could help me going to the grocery store or it could help me go to a foreign country.
13:04It could just make my world flip.
13:07I'd love to go to a movie theater for the first time.
13:10Oh, that would be so fun.
13:12Something like that, right?
13:13Yeah.
13:14Like if it helps me 5%, if it helps me no percent, there's still a reason why we came here and
13:20it's just going on and finding the next best thing.
13:22This is still going to be an amazing adventure.
13:25Yeah.
13:26I'm excited.
13:27I have no idea what even downtown London looks like.
13:29Me neither.
13:30Tell Colin he can stand there with the guy with the buffalo head.
13:33Colin wants to meet the king, okay?
13:35I had to break the news to him that that probably won't fucking happen.
13:39Why am I learning all these weird things about Colin?
13:41He wants to meet the king.
13:42He's riding in on a horse.
13:43On the wedding.
13:44Mm-hmm.
13:45And then she can get lessons from the king to ride the horse.
13:48That sounds fantastic.
13:50Okay.
13:52What did the wedding planner have to say about Colin and his horse?
13:57Oh, God.
13:58I don't even know.
14:00Colin and I met up with the wedding planner and she basically had a
14:04and she told us that we spent too much money on our venue,
14:08which is putting a huge squeeze on the rest of the budget.
14:11Hi, kids.
14:12You guys can pick a plate.
14:13All right.
14:14I'm going to go on with the most bacon.
14:15Collins.
14:16Oh.
14:17So.
14:18Sometime on this trip, me and Colin need to talk to my parents
14:21about the struggles we're having with wedding.
14:23Okay.
14:24I'm not trying to rush anybody, but we do have to make sure
14:28that we get out of here for the bus.
14:29I am not eating it.
14:30Really soon.
14:31Let's get scooting because I don't want to be late.
14:32Okay, sweet.
14:33Do I want to have the conversation on a double-decker bus?
14:37No.
14:38But our wedding is only nine months away and the clock is ticking
14:42to figure it all out.
14:44Fucking bitches.
14:45Fuck bitches get money.
14:46Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop On, Hop Off Bus Tour.
14:59Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
15:01Pick a dick, bitch.
15:03The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely feel
15:07balance takes escalating the longer they were on this bus tour.
15:10That will break down.
15:12I'm excited for all the history that we're watching.
15:13Guys, look, there it is.
15:14I love it.
15:15It's original.
15:16It almost looks like an old fire truck at the front.
15:17It's so charming.
15:29I'm so excited to go see the sights of London today.
15:46We're going on a bus tour, but I'm just a little bit nervous with how my tics will be.
15:51Eat a bag of tics.
15:52Motherfucker.
15:53Hey, man.
15:54How's it going?
15:55I'm Russell.
15:56Nice to meet you.
15:57My name's Sven.
15:58Sven, lovely to meet you too.
15:59Please sit there.
16:00Sir, what's your name?
16:01Beckner.
16:02Beckner, grand.
16:03Nice one.
16:04Take a seat, please.
16:05Lovely to meet you.
16:06Of course the tour guide is bald.
16:08I just can't catch a break.
16:09No break's catched.
16:10You're bald, sir.
16:11Lovely to meet you, sir.
16:12Welcome to the tour guide.
16:13I just can't catch a break.
16:14No break's catched.
16:15You're bald, sir.
16:16Madam.
16:17Lovely to meet you, sir.
16:18Welcome to the tour guide.
16:19You're bald, sir.
16:20Lovely to meet you, sir.
16:21You too.
16:22Welcome to London.
16:24I made it all of five seconds.
16:25Five seconds.
16:27Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop On, Hop Off Bus Tour.
16:31The only tour that's a mix of history, comedy, and loads of traffic.
16:35Hopefully not.
16:36So, here we go.
16:37On your left-hand side, we have good old Father Thames.
16:42London's largest body of water and also claim to fame for being a river and biohazard at the same time.
16:48Quick little fact, if you fall in, we're not going to fetch you out.
16:52You'll become part of this historical tour.
16:54And right next to it, you can see the magnificent London Eye.
16:58You're bald.
16:59There are 32 capsules.
17:01Each capsule holds 25 people, so 800 people capacity.
17:05There are so many stimulants on this bus tour for my tics.
17:09It goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on and off.
17:14I'm using every seabit technique, whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible,
17:20so that my urge can still be let out, but I'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings.
17:26Okay.
17:27Here we go.
17:28Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
17:29Pick a dick, bitch.
17:30Hit it, driver.
17:31Hit it, bitch.
17:32Perk plod of that dick.
17:33Perk that dick.
17:34Oh, Big Ben.
17:35Now, Big Ben.
17:36Big Ben is actually in the name of the bell, not the building.
17:49The bell weighs 13.7 tons, and like my ex-missus, it kicks off once and out and expects to
17:56be listened to by everyone.
17:58Learning line, are you having fun?
18:01You know, I wasn't really paying attention.
18:03I was just trying to grab branches off the tree, but I'm learning a little bit.
18:09You saw Big Ben?
18:10Yeah.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:12How long have you guys been in London for?
18:14A day.
18:15A day?
18:16Yeah.
18:17Is it your first time in London?
18:19Yes.
18:20Yeah?
18:21Yeah?
18:22Enjoying it?
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:24What food have you tasted so far?
18:25Have you had pie match and liquor?
18:26None.
18:27None?
18:28I hope.
18:29It's 15.
18:30Okay.
18:31No liquor.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Actually, liquor is the term for a sauce we put on the pie.
18:35Oh.
18:36Yeah.
18:37I can't remember.
18:38Yeah, as opposed to, yeah, because you call liquor booze in the States.
18:40Yes.
18:41A little booze on the bobby.
18:42What's a bobby?
18:43I don't know.
18:44So if you go in and ask for pie mash and liquor, you're not going to get drunk on it.
18:49What's on the list of to-dos?
18:51Any major things you want to see?
18:53He wants to meet King Charles.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Well, yeah, okay.
18:59I mean, later on, if the flag's flying high, you know he's at home, maybe go and have a
19:03knock on the front door.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Give it a whirl.
19:06Yeah.
19:07Why are you so obsessed with beating the king?
19:10Name another king in the world.
19:11He's got to be the only king in the world.
19:13No, there's more kings.
19:14Where?
19:15There's, like, the prince of Greece and, like, the prince of all these other-
19:18That's princes?
19:19Yes, but they obviously have fathers.
19:21I just want to have dinner with a king.
19:23I have a question.
19:24Go on.
19:25Why don't they carry ranch in the UK?
19:28Ranch?
19:29What's ranch?
19:30Wait, you don't know what ranch is?
19:31No.
19:32No.
19:33It's a condiment.
19:34No way.
19:35Yes.
19:36Is it, like, is it liquidy?
19:37Is it drying?
19:38A dressing, yep.
19:39It's a dressing.
19:40It's a liquidy dressing.
19:41I'm so disappointed I don't have ranch on me right now or else his world would be changed.
19:47Oof.
19:48Mind changing.
19:49Suck on donkey balls, bitch.
19:52Unfortunately, this one isn't.
19:53It's in the grounds of-
19:54Penis.
19:55Take a dick, bitch.
19:57I should know this off the top of my head.
19:59Hello.
20:00Hello.
20:01Good day there, governor.
20:03The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely feel Balen's tics escalating
20:09the longer they were on this bus tour.
20:11This is a lot of simulation for someone with Tourette's.
20:14Fantastic.
20:15Fantastic dick.
20:18I really hurt my hand.
20:21It's going to be bruised tomorrow.
20:23Yeah.
20:24It kind of hurt my pinky.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:26You've been 20 days.
20:27So I hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat.
20:30My tics are escalating on the bus because I'm able to see and look out and yell at people.
20:37Fuck you, bitch.
20:38I beg your pardon, sir.
20:39And then the other one is because the bus is filled.
20:44Oh, I really needed to let that out.
20:49And then it's a new place, new time, new environment.
20:52I'm stressed and overstimulated.
20:54So we'll be coming past the grounds, the rear of Buckingham Palace.
20:59The Queen's garden or His Majesty's garden now.
21:02Yeah.
21:03So if the flag's up, as I say, it means he's in residence.
21:06If it's halfway down and upside down, have a mild panic because I don't know what it means.
21:10Fucking bitch.
21:11You know, look.
21:12It's on all phones.
21:13Is that what it is?
21:14Is it red right here?
21:15Yeah.
21:16That's what.
21:17What are you doing?
21:18I beat myself.
21:19Yeah.
21:20It hurts really bad.
21:21Punch me.
21:22Don't punch yourself.
21:23Any time her tics become pretty overwhelming, I tell her to just let me know because she gets
21:29the urge so just to let me know before she does it and I can put my arm there and she
21:33can hit my arm versus hurting herself.
21:36Yeah, this is Buckingham Palace to your right or the gardens of Buckingham Palace.
21:40And we'll go past that later on.
21:44This is more bruised than my hand.
21:47This hurts a lot, honestly.
21:49So, I'm going to need some ice on that when we get back.
21:55Yeah, so this is Westminster Abbey.
21:57Now, further down here, you'll see there's another church and it actually looks like
22:02a mosque, but it's a Byzantinian church.
22:05And inside, when you go inside, it's only being decorated.
22:08I can definitely see that the tics are escalating and I think what makes me uncomfortable is that
22:13I'm seeing some self-destructive kind of tics and I haven't seen those in a while.
22:18This is exactly why we wanted to come to London and try the new Pulse device.
22:22If this device works, these moments could be so much more enjoyable for Balin.
22:28Why do you not let me know?
22:30It's never been finished.
22:31Why, I do not know.
22:32I mean, obviously you couldn't afford to pay the payments and decorate it.
22:35Just let me know.
22:36This tour guide is super fun and I want to see all of London, but my tics are too bad
22:41and this is just too much.
22:43Right now, I just feel like I need to get off this bus as soon as possible.
22:47I watched one and a mate of mine said, come on, I'm going to get off this bus as soon as possible.
23:10My word, I couldn't believe it.
23:11We got there at 9 o'clock in the morning.
23:12There were barbecues going, all sorts of things.
23:25My tics have not been this bad in a really long time and I'm just really thankful that
23:29the bus tour is almost over.
23:32This is Horsbury Road, so we've come round in a massive circle.
23:35Shut up, bitch.
23:36You're winning.
23:38Okay, ladies and gentlemen, don't get out the tissues, but this is the end of the tour.
23:46It's been lovely to have you all aboard.
23:49Baelin was a little bit on fire with her tics.
23:52She's self-harming.
23:53It's like, those are the tics that beat her down.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:58But we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour.
24:03Like, there's always a balance that's occurring between making sure the whole family is okay,
24:08but also making sure that Baelin has what she needs to be okay.
24:13Russell knocked it out of the park.
24:15Russell was super cool.
24:16Yeah, he's awesome.
24:17That tour guy was amazing.
24:18The tour was amazing.
24:19What do you guys think?
24:20Do you guys want to do anything else before we head back to the house?
24:22Me and Cone are going to go to the Big Ben and take pictures.
24:25We're going to walk over here.
24:26Have fun.
24:27Let's just catch up in a few.
24:28We plan on doing more sightseeing today, but today has been a lot for me already.
24:33It got cold all of a sudden.
24:35Look how pretty Big Ben is, though.
24:37Yeah.
24:38So I would rather just get my picture with Big Ben here and go back to our rental and have a relaxing, peaceful night.
24:48Well, that was a lot of fun.
24:49Anybody tired?
24:50Yeah.
24:51What do you guys want to do now?
24:52What do you want to do now?
24:53Why don't we go grab some ice cream?
24:54I'll go grab some ice cream.
24:55I don't want ice cream.
24:56They probably do.
24:57I'll go.
24:58Okay, come on, let's go.
24:59We're going to grab some ice cream.
25:00All right, we'll just meet you over there, then.
25:01Okay, perfect.
25:02We'll wait for Baelin and Colin.
25:04Perfect.
25:05I know they're doing their thing.
25:06Oh, my God.
25:07All right.
25:08That's exciting.
25:10It's so helpful to have my mom, Candy, here to help with the boys.
25:15Yeah, especially since our day's already been an adventure.
25:19And with how intense Bay's tics have been today, we really haven't had a chance to check in with each other.
25:26Yep.
25:30Dick!
25:33My tics were absolutely terrible.
25:35My collarbone hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts, my knees hurt.
25:41So it's been a day.
25:44What's crazy is that we haven't seen her do, like, the hitting thing in forever.
25:48Well, it is concerning.
25:49I mean, it's not like she's with strangers, she's with us.
25:53Like, if she was by herself, would that be ten times worse, a hundred times worse?
25:58I know, and it's like she can't help it, because Colin kept saying to her, just hit me instead.
26:02Hit me.
26:03But she's like, I can't.
26:04I think it actually caught her off guard.
26:06Because I don't think, because her knowing that we're going on a bus, right, so she thinks she's separated from a crowd.
26:12When really you're not, because you're seeing all this stimulation around you, so your body is still being hyper aware.
26:18It's just overwhelming for her.
26:21There's no quick shot to fix it, but your mind still takes you back to this hope of the new pulse.
26:27I'm so hopeful that this device is going to help Vaylin that I've almost willed myself to believe it.
26:33As a parent, I'm just hoping that this device gives her some relief and gives her some hope that there is something better to look forward to, because she needs it.
26:50But other than my tics on the tour, the tour was really, really cool.
26:58The tour guide was awesome.
27:00Didn't say anything about my tics.
27:02Yeah.
27:03Like, it was just super, super cool to be, like, with somebody that doesn't care, but also is as funny and amazing as he was.
27:11Yeah.
27:12He was very funny.
27:13You're bald.
27:15You're bald.
27:17You're bald.
27:19But to be able to see all of the history about the city, which is just amazing.
27:24Oh, of course.
27:25Like, this city is just crazy.
27:26Like, it really is.
27:27The architecture.
27:28The people.
27:29But, uh, you getting on that thing?
27:32The eye?
27:33Yeah.
27:34Absolutely not.
27:36Okay.
27:38But speaking of, like, tourist things and, like, things to do, we still need to, uh, talk to my parents.
27:45About the wedding?
27:46Yeah.
27:47It's just important that we do it sooner than later.
27:51Dick down in Dallas.
27:52You're not my meemaw.
27:55Do I think that right now is the right time to talk to them?
27:59No.
28:00It's been a really long day.
28:03So...
28:04It has.
28:05And I agree with you.
28:06It doesn't need to be today.
28:07We have very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to get my parents away from the rest of the group.
28:14So, I'm honestly not sure when me and Con will be able to talk to my parents.
28:19But the longer we wait, the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding.
28:24Bald bitch.
28:25There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
28:27We don't have the monopoly on bald people.
28:28You know that, don't you?
28:29I've never really noticed that many bald people until today.
28:30They are everywhere.
28:31They live amongst us.
28:32But now I'm going to keep looking at bald people.
28:34Probably all day long.
28:35I'll be counting them.
28:36Bald bitch!
28:37Like that.
28:38Make sure to get out of my mouth.
28:39You know that, don't you?
28:40You know that, don't you?
28:41You know that.
28:42You know that, don't you?
28:43You've got to be able to do it, don't you?
28:44You've got to be able to do it.
28:45I've never really noticed that many bald people until today.
28:46They are everywhere.
28:47They live amongst us.
28:48But now I'm going to keep looking at bald people.
28:49Probably all day long, I'll be counting them.
28:50Bald bitch!
28:51Like that.
28:52Make sure to order the cab so we're not late.
29:09Yeah, I already ordered the cab.
29:11I figured out how to do it.
29:12There's like an app.
29:13Oh, a little high tech.
29:14Yeah, a little app that you call it from, so.
29:17Well, your family's meeting us there, right?
29:19Yeah.
29:20Hopefully the traffic isn't too bad.
29:22Yeah.
29:23My family's currently out sightseeing right now.
29:26Say hi.
29:28We're on the London Eye.
29:30Is anybody nervous?
29:33After the bus tour yesterday, Colin and I just decided to have a quiet morning at the house.
29:38Because I will not be going on the London Eye.
29:40I'm petrified of heights.
29:42Once they're done, my family is going to meet us for lunch.
29:45So, me and Colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub for the first time in London.
29:51We're so excited.
29:52Well, I'm so excited.
29:54I don't know about Colin.
29:55I'm excited too.
29:56What do you think is British food here to eat?
29:59Porridge.
30:00I don't even know what porridge is, but I saw it on a menu somewhere.
30:04I'm like excited to try food, but I'm also like such a picky eater that I'm just like, I don't know how far I'm going to be able to go.
30:11Yeah.
30:12We're not adventurous eaters.
30:13Let's just put it that way.
30:14We're both picky eaters, but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes.
30:18When in London, get bangers and mash.
30:21I'm sorry.
30:22Is somebody peeing down the tube?
30:30I think it's somebody going to pee right now, right?
30:34Let's wait and find out.
30:38Oh, oh, oh.
30:40Yeah, I think that's it.
30:41I am.
30:42Look at them.
30:43They're so cool.
30:44Yep.
30:45This is us.
30:46Whoa, wait.
30:47Colin is getting out.
30:49Oh.
30:50Morning.
30:51Good morning.
30:52You all right?
30:53How you doing?
30:54Good.
30:55How are you?
30:56Yeah, not too bad.
30:57Oh, thank you.
30:58Where are we off to?
30:59We're going to the Duke of Hamilton.
31:00Very nice.
31:03All right.
31:04You're welcome.
31:05You got everything, yeah?
31:06Yes.
31:07Yeah.
31:09What is that?
31:10A little.
31:11Fancy-sweetsy.
31:12Opening the door.
31:14Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo.
31:17I just want to let you know, I have Tourette's Syndrome.
31:22It's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder,
31:26so if you hear or see anything that doesn't fit in,
31:30then just ignore it.
31:31Trust me.
31:32You're in good company.
31:33Sweet.
31:34You'll be all right.
31:35Thank you so much.
31:36There's nothing you're going to do or say to me
31:37that I ain't seen and heard before,
31:38so you crack on and enjoy yourself.
31:39Just relax.
31:41All right.
31:42I am aware of Tourette's.
31:44I suffer with ADHD myself,
31:45so it's kind of on the same sort of spectrum line.
31:48Nantucket, they all wankers.
31:50And I have had passengers with Tourette's Syndrome before,
31:53and that wasn't an issue either,
31:55because to be honest, why should it be?
31:59Have you lived in London your whole life?
32:01Well, I don't live in London now.
32:03I was born in London.
32:04Old bitch.
32:05Yeah.
32:06I live in Essex, but literally on the border of where East London and Essex meet.
32:12OK.
32:13Essex.
32:16Growing up, like, I don't know what it was,
32:19but I, like, always wanted a British accent.
32:23There's something about...
32:25Try it.
32:26Try it.
32:27Oh, I'm not good.
32:28Would you like some shrimp on the bobby?
32:30She's good.
32:31Yeah, that's all right.
32:32That's Australian, but, yeah, close.
32:34So I'll give you a sound and say, so...
32:36OK.
32:37Say, listen, mate, you've got two choices.
32:41You've got two choices.
32:43There you go, that's perfect.
32:44You've got two choices.
32:46You can even walk out...
32:47See, I can't move out.
32:48...or you're going out the window.
32:49You've got two choices.
32:52You can either walk out or go out the window.
32:57That's the best I got.
32:58Window!
32:59Yay!
33:02You could even walk out.
33:03Out.
33:04Say out.
33:05Out.
33:06That's it.
33:07Out.
33:08Out.
33:09Or you go out the window.
33:10You can throw it out the window.
33:12Your accent is, like, spot on when you're ticking,
33:15but when you're not ticking and you're having to think about it...
33:18It's harder.
33:19Yeah.
33:20It's really hard.
33:21Hello.
33:22Hello.
33:23Hello.
33:24Spot on.
33:26What brings you to London?
33:27There is a device that is currently going through testing trials for Tourette's.
33:35OK.
33:36And I'm going there to be part of, like, an informational meeting
33:39to kind of see how the device affects me and affects and works with my tics, basically.
33:46It's definitely groundbreaking.
33:48We're pretty excited to see, kind of, you're bald, bitch.
33:54Yeah.
33:55He most definitely is.
33:56Yeah.
33:57There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
34:00Yeah, not wrong.
34:02Yeah, we're, like, 40% British and my dad's bald, too.
34:07I don't...
34:08I have no idea.
34:09We don't have the monopoly on bald people.
34:11You know that, don't you?
34:12They're everywhere.
34:15I've never really noticed that many bald people until today.
34:20They are everywhere.
34:21They live amongst us.
34:22But now I'm going to keep looking at bald people.
34:25Probably all day long.
34:26I'll be counting them.
34:27I should have worked with my CBIT therapist with my bald tick before I came here.
34:31Mom even told me to work on it, and I was like, no, it's not that annoying.
34:35Bald bitch.
34:36It's not that...
34:37Like, it's really...
34:38Like, it's fine.
34:39I'm glad you didn't work on it, because it's entertaining me.
34:41Bald bitch!
34:43You like that?
34:46I am extremely comfortable with this cab driver.
34:50It's just really, really nice to finally be understood and not have to explain myself.
34:55So, him just being himself made the whole cab ride.
35:00It's kind of exciting that our meeting with New Pulse is already tomorrow.
35:07Like, it's really exciting that it's just right around the corner.
35:10Bald bitch.
35:11I feel, like, bad that I'm excited to be here and I'm grateful, but I don't want to have high expectations going into this.
35:19Because if it works, it works.
35:20If it doesn't, it doesn't.
35:21I'm not going to, like, get upset and you're bald.
35:24You know, if it really is this life changing and you're able to maybe get it next year, hopefully, maybe, you know, that's something that, you know, would really help with pregnancy as well.
35:37Okay.
35:38You know?
35:39Okay.
35:40What?
35:41Um, okay.
35:44Let's save the baby talk for another day.
35:47Why?
35:48Um, it's a serious thing.
35:53Whether the New Pulse device works or it doesn't work, I would like to still have a conversation about babies.
36:00Oh, I was like, you're throwing me for another loop.
36:05I, of course, want a family with Colin and I want children.
36:08However, Colin's next career could be him working 24-7, which would mean me at home with a baby 24-7.
36:17And it's very difficult with the conditions that I have.
36:20There's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown, which just puts a lot of pressure on me.
36:25I have Tourette's Syndrome, stupid.
36:29No, it's just, you're not talking about it.
36:33You just keep pushing me back.
36:35And I would like to eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it.
36:40Okay.
36:41Alright.
36:42Yeah.
36:43We can have a conversation about it.
36:46Another day.
36:47Okay.
36:48Another day, another time.
36:50Maybe not in the back of a cab.
36:52Okay.
36:53I haven't been ready to talk to Colin about my concerns because I know that that means everything to him is starting a family.
37:03And I don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship.
37:07And it's she, baby, weenie.
37:17There's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me.
37:20It's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing.
37:25Every time I tick, I want to look at him and see, like, is he laughing at me?
37:29Is he making fun of me?
37:30Like, do I tick right now?
37:32Holy shit, dude.
37:34Thank you so much.
37:35It's been a pleasure.
37:36Oh, look.
37:37Hey, guys.
37:38Hi, bae.
37:39Have you guys been in yet?
37:40No.
37:41Who's hungry?
37:42Let's get some food.
37:43Very hungry.
37:44So cute.
37:45Hey, guys.
37:46How you doing?
37:47Good.
37:48Good.
37:49Good.
37:50Good.
37:51Good.
37:52Good.
37:53Good.
37:54Good.
37:55Good.
37:56Good.
37:57Good.
37:58Good.
37:59Good.
38:00Good.
38:01Good.
38:02Good.
38:03Good.
38:04Good.
38:05Hi.
38:06Oh, bitch.
38:07Grab a seat wherever you like.
38:08I'll be here with you in a minute.
38:09This looks nice.
38:10Are we here or are we here?
38:14I'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about British food.
38:20So I'm super excited to try, let's hope, good food, let's hope.
38:25I thought these bars and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining and —
38:29Everybody's like whispering and hearing —
38:31Bar fights happen at like seven o'clock.
38:33Dick!
38:34Well, I'm not whistborn, so...
38:37I was like, what food is that?
38:39Oh, wait, those are specials over there.
38:41Is that different over there?
38:43Spotted dick.
38:45That's actually what it says.
38:47Dick.
38:48I know nothing about food in the UK.
38:50Me.
38:51I literally only know that my kids have said,
38:54Mom, we hear the food here is kind of gross.
38:57Back in our mushy peas.
38:59Fish and chips with a little brickle-brackle.
39:01I am a very adventurous eater.
39:04I explore, I guide, I taste.
39:07I do not personally like exploring foods.
39:10I just stick to my own lane.
39:12Like, if the food doesn't look good, I don't try.
39:16Dad, what are you gonna get?
39:17Dick.
39:18Spotted dick.
39:20Fuck that bitch.
39:21Is there pictures?
39:23Shut the fuck up.
39:24My brickle-brickle.
39:26What is a bread-fried clam?
39:27I don't know.
39:28Dick.
39:29I know what you're saying.
39:30Why?
39:31Why is the whole place going silent?
39:32I don't know.
39:34I don't know.
39:35Spotted.
39:36Alone in a safari.
39:37I'm so sorry.
39:38An itchy baby waning.
39:41That's not funny.
39:42Today, much like any other day, is a difficult day for Balen.
39:48Dick.
39:49With all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard, I think Bae's getting towards her limits today.
39:57I'm gonna get the bangers and mash, someone get fish and chips, and we'll get the bubble and squeak.
40:02My tics on the bus yesterday were more physical, and the tics today at the pub have been more vocal.
40:10Guys, how are we getting on here?
40:12I have a couple questions.
40:13Sure.
40:14One, I have Tourette's, so I would just like to let you know I have a tics where I call people bald.
40:19So it's absolutely nothing against you.
40:21He gets it all the time.
40:22Yeah, he does.
40:23What is spotted dick?
40:27Spotted dick is a dessert.
40:29So it's a sponge with some, like, dried fruits inside, so raisins, currants, and served with a custard on the side.
40:36Okay.
40:37Chip, butty, but, buddy?
40:39Chip, butty.
40:40Anything that's a butty is between two slices of bread like a sandwich.
40:43So it's carbs on carbs.
40:44Okay, I like that.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Sorry.
40:50I don't really recall waiting on someone with Tourette's.
40:53Objection!
40:54We do get a lot of American guests coming in, I guess, who maybe aren't familiar with UK cuisine.
40:59But I think in this line of work, you've just got to roll with the punches, accept people at face value.
41:05Okay, I want to try a beer. I've never tried beer before.
41:08Okay.
41:09Where do I start?
41:10I'd probably start on a lager.
41:12Okay.
41:13Or do you want the alpaca IPA?
41:14Oh, okay, we're going straight to there.
41:16I think we'll maybe start with a light lager and see where we go from there, yeah?
41:19Okay.
41:20I have never tried beer before because I've never been interested in it.
41:24But the reason why I'm trying beer for the first time in London is because there's a pub on every single corner, basically.
41:30So what better place to try beer than here?
41:33I tell you what, I'll bring you a taste of the alpaca you can try as well.
41:35Can I?
41:36All right, yeah.
41:37What about the vinegar on the fish and chips?
41:40It comes on the side, buddy. You can add as much as little as you want.
41:43In it cheap, baby, weenie.
41:45Vinegar.
41:46Vinegar.
41:48There's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me.
41:52Which corner?
41:53The left-hand corner over there.
41:55To your left, he's in the corner.
41:59He just turns around the stairs and laughs.
42:01Yeah.
42:02That's the way it is.
42:04Just grew up without, no manners.
42:07Crazy.
42:09The environment is a little bit small and echoey,
42:14and it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing.
42:20Every time I tick, I want to look at him and see, like,
42:23is he laughing at me? Is he making fun of me?
42:25Like, do I tick right now?
42:27Holy shit, dude.
42:29Can't fix everybody.
42:32I expect it.
42:33When I go out, I totally expect that.
42:36People are going to stare.
42:37People are going to giggle.
42:38People are going to laugh, but it bugs Balin and it bugs Colin.
42:43Like, your parents obviously didn't raise you right.
42:48He's sitting over there, and he's, like, blatantly laughing at Balin and her ticking.
42:53And that's when the anger starts to build,
42:56because it's like, how are you that rude?
43:00I thought it was.
43:01You have to be 18.
43:02I'm trying to enjoy myself the best I can with my family and with Colin,
43:06but it's so hard to when constantly in your corner you're being laughed and mocked and stared at.
43:14It just doesn't make the experience fun.
43:18And I just don't know how much more I can take.
43:21That's fucking wild.
43:23Oh, no!
43:24Dick!
43:26He's about to get a call now.
43:33Colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline.
43:36What?
43:36I just don't think I've expressed to him my concerns.
43:43We're making every life decision in a matter of, like, six months.
43:47And now you wanting babies on top of it is...
43:51It's about wanting a family.
43:52We spoke to the wedding planner.
43:56Okay.
43:57He told us to lower our expectations or increase our budget.
44:02And we haven't asked.
44:04Don't throw anything stupid out right now.
44:08What a bitch.
44:10Today is finally the day.
44:13We are here to meet people with New Pulse,
44:16a device that helps the frequency of ticks.
44:20It's perfect, and today I will be able to try it on for the first time.
44:24Do you feel anything yet?
44:26Sure.
44:26Bitch.
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