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The Boulet Brothers’ Holiday of Horrors - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:00Christmas is here
00:30Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:31Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:33On, on they said, on without end
00:36Their joyful tongue to every one
00:38On how the bells, swift silver bells
00:40All sing to sing, from cares and whiff
00:43Discusses here, bringing the chin
00:45To young and old, meek and the poor
00:48To every one, on, on they said
00:50On without end, their joyful tongue to every one
01:00On without end, their joyful tongue to every one
01:29Happy holidays, uglies
01:37At first glance, the Christmas season can seem joyful
01:40Warm and inviting
01:42The glow of twinkling lights
01:44The laughter around the fire
01:46The scent of pine and cinnamon
01:51But turn the diamond just slightly
01:53And those happy images can turn very cold
01:56The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow
01:59And gnaws at the soul
02:02The laughter becomes strained
02:04The crackling fire whispers of secrets
02:07Best left buried
02:08For some, Christmas is not joy
02:10But a pageant of isolation
02:12Empty rooms where laughter once echoed
02:16Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree
02:19And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family
02:22There are other horrors
02:25The smiling Santa who lingers outside your window
02:28The cheerful gift, all glitter and bows
02:31With something sharp beneath the ribbon
02:33Yes, for every tale of joy, there is one of terror
02:38Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings
02:41But also of ghosts and grief
02:44And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays
02:48Is the company you keep
02:52Which reminds me
02:55Even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas
02:59Drack, do be a dear
03:01And illuminate our guest
03:03After all, nothing says holiday cheer
03:08Quite like the flicker of Christmas lights
03:11Ah yes, the true spirit of giving
03:14Giving someone a little spark of life
03:18Or rather, a lot
03:20Don't struggle, darling
03:47It's just the thrill of reanimation
03:49It never quite loses its charm
03:52My darlings
03:59I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two
04:03Whether I liked it or not
04:05David, really?
04:06What is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests
04:09Gracing the gathering?
04:11Yes, but I must say there is nothing more horrifying
04:14Than waking up here with you two year after year
04:19It's like the ghosts of Christmas past
04:22With a vendetta
04:23Well, now that you're awake
04:25And appropriately charged
04:27Let's begin our festivities properly
04:31Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit
04:34It's time for our first tale of holiday cheer
04:37A story about family
04:39About the bonds that never truly break
04:41Not even in death
04:43Because sometimes the greatest horrors
04:47Aren't the ones that arrive uninvited
04:49But the ones you welcome in
04:53Now gather around and remember
04:56For some, the cold embrace of death
04:59Is just the beginning
05:01This tale is aptly titled
05:04Gaudete
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05:13Gaudete
05:15Gaudete
05:17Gaudete
05:20Gaudete
05:22Gaudete
05:24Pado
05:24Gaudete
05:26Peter
05:28Peter
05:28Peter
05:30Peter
05:31Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
05:56We need to make the best of it.
05:58She wants to be happy.
06:01We're not even unpacked yet.
06:05Like, at all.
06:07All of my shit is still in boxes.
06:10All her stuff is still here.
06:12Everywhere I look, I see her.
06:14I know.
06:15Look, it just...
06:17It didn't feel right getting rid of anything.
06:19It's too soon.
06:21You guys should be happy.
06:25She left us this huge house.
06:27Fresh start.
06:28It's sad what happened to her, but she lived a full life.
06:46We all gotta go sometime.
06:49He's right.
06:50We could have never afforded a house after your dad left.
06:55I mean, we were barely making it before John showed up.
06:59How did John help, exactly?
07:03Grandma left us the house and the money.
07:06Judy, don't be difficult.
07:08Because this is already hard enough.
07:10But this is the $7.
07:19It doesn't matter.
07:24It doesn't matter.
07:25It's one thing here in the Men'sarm.
07:27It could have been down the floor.
07:29It could have cut my enough with it.
07:30It could have brought her up.
07:36So I can't understand, but she wants...
07:38Why did you leave me here alone with them?
08:08Judy, honey, I'm so sorry.
08:25Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
08:30But I miss her too. So much.
08:33I can't even believe this is our life now.
08:42I don't like it, Mom.
08:46I don't want to be here with him. I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
08:52Judy, please. Try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
08:57Would you prefer me just be alone forever?
09:06If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
09:16You know what? Forget it, Mom.
09:19Merry Christmas.
09:19Merry Christmas.
09:20Merry Christmas.
09:21Merry Christmas.
09:22Merry Christmas.
09:23Merry Christmas.
09:24Merry Christmas.
09:25Merry Christmas.
09:26Merry Christmas.
09:27Merry Christmas.
09:28Merry Christmas.
09:29Merry Christmas.
09:30Merry Christmas.
09:31Merry Christmas.
09:32Merry Christmas.
09:33Merry Christmas.
09:34Merry Christmas.
09:35Merry Christmas.
09:36Merry Christmas.
09:37Merry Christmas.
09:38Merry Christmas.
09:39Merry Christmas.
09:40Merry Christmas.
09:41Merry Christmas.
09:42Merry Christmas.
09:43Merry Christmas.
09:44Merry Christmas.
09:45Merry Christmas.
09:46Merry Christmas.
09:47Merry Christmas.
09:48I don't know.
10:18I don't know.
10:48I don't know.
11:18I don't know.
11:48I don't know.
12:18I don't know.
12:48I don't know.
13:18I don't know.
13:48I don't know.
14:18I don't know.
14:48I don't know.
14:50I don't know.
14:52I don't know.
14:58I don't know.
14:59I don't know.
15:00I don't know.
15:02I don't know.
15:04I don't know.
15:06I don't know.
15:08I don't know.
15:10I don't know.
15:12I don't know.
15:14I don't know.
15:20I don't know.
15:21I don't know.
15:26I don't know.
15:27I don't know.
15:28I don't know.
15:30I don't know.
15:32I don't know.
15:33I don't know.
15:34I don't know.
15:35I don't know.
15:36I don't know.
15:38And remember, the scariest part of the holidays isn't what's hiding under your tree.
15:46It's what's clawing at your door.
15:50We call this one Yeti or Not.
16:08It's getting closer! This way!
16:24Come on, over here! This way! Over there!
16:27Come on! Hurry! The track is this way!
16:38We've been going at this for hours, okay? We need to make a decision.
16:44I said that a thousand times. We kill it, and when the sun comes up, we try to find our way back to the car.
16:49Plus, look what that fucker did to my arm.
16:51It's an animal. What do you expect it to do? Look at it. It's scared. It's hurt.
16:55Oh, it's hurt. It's scared. It tried to kill us, and it's definitely what took Tara.
16:59No, no, no. We don't know that for sure, okay?
17:01Yes, it's the reason why eight people are missing.
17:03We don't know that this is what took those eight people.
17:05My sister was one of those people.
17:06Exactly. Plus, look at its eyes.
17:09Don't! Just because we trapped it doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it.
17:13Guys, look. The sun will be up any minute. Let's just leave it in the snare and go get help.
17:17That's the smart thing to do.
17:18Look, look. It waved at me.
17:20Raven, shut up!
17:21It just moved its arm. You're crazy!
17:24Don't! Stop it!
17:25All right, stop. All right? We're here for Tara, okay?
17:28And I want to know what happened to her, and I want to know if this thing is the thing that took her.
17:31It is!
17:32Don't!
17:33Don't fucking touch me.
17:34You're being an asshole!
17:35Jesus Christ! Raven, fuck!
17:38Zoe, are you okay?
17:39I'm fine.
17:40No, that's it. I'm done. I'm fucking done. This is ridiculous, okay?
17:44I'm going to try to get back to the car one more time. It's going to be laid out soon.
17:47I probably won't get lost, and hopefully there'll still be a signal there.
17:50But guys, we need to stick together, okay?
17:55For Tara.
17:59Take care of them.
17:59The snares choking it.
18:11Raven, get the fuck away from that thing!
18:13I'm so sorry.
18:15This is supposed to be humane.
18:16Raven, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
18:18There.
18:22It's okay.
18:22If it was going to hurt me, it would have already...
18:24You guys...
18:42I got completely lost again. There's no signal for...
18:47Oh my God!
19:13What is a five
19:43letter word for blameworthy no help is a four letter word silly I got it shame yep that's it
20:01aren't you glad I helped you find your sister
20:13ah there you are I thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves escaped trust us
20:35don't bother it'd be a waste of your time you'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would
20:41tear you the little delicious bits of mincemeat so tell me again why I haven't already untied them
20:47Christmas isn't the only winter holiday there is also the horror of New Year's Eve
20:55a night of resolutions fresh starts and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much
21:02like a countdown to the end a time to remember those we've lost and sometimes a time for those
21:10lost to remember us after all the dead have nothing but time and they do love to stay in touch the calls
21:20from beyond come when you least expect them a voice on the line a whisper in the attic a message from
21:29the dearly departed who just can't take a hint they say dead men tell no tale but they never mentioned
21:38the dead calling collect so tonight we invite you to ring in the new year with a message from the other side
21:47let's raise a glass my fiendish friends because our next tale is a little story about goodbyes that
21:55come far too late we call this one old acquaintance
22:25I can't do this anymore ain't nobody making you stay here you want to leave baby girl leave
22:39but you walk out that door don't come back daddy what are you so afraid of get the hell out of my house
22:46getting late
22:51the
22:58I
22:59I
23:04I
23:06I
23:10I
23:12I
23:14I
23:16I
23:18I
23:20I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:27Graduation.
23:30Right.
23:34You know...
23:37No one blames you for leaving.
23:40Everyone knows that your father had his demons.
23:50How did my father die?
24:00Violently.
24:04If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:10Oh, and Happy New Year.
24:20I'm too late here, so it's too late.
24:23Happy New Year, I'm so tired.
24:25So,...
24:28I've been up to the castle.
24:30By the way, I've been there.
24:32I love everything.
24:33I love everything.
24:34It's Unwashed.
24:36You're It's Unwashed.
24:39Unwashed.
24:41Unwashed.
24:43Unwashed.
24:44The dream.
24:45It's Unwashed.
24:46What the hell?
25:16Should all acquaintance be forgotten and ever brought to life?
25:38Should all acquaintance be forgotten and ever brought to life?
25:50What the hell?
25:53Maya?
26:05I know you're there, baby girl.
26:07I know you came home.
26:09I'm sorry.
26:11For all of you.
26:13So sorry.
26:15But Maya, listen to me.
26:17You have to find the phone.
26:19You have to, couldn't do, have to answer.
26:22Call.
26:23Answer before it finds you, too.
26:26Daddy.
26:27Answer it before it finds you.
26:29God.
26:32What the hell?
26:33What the hell?
26:35What is going on?
26:36Ow!
26:37God damn it!
26:38What the fuck is that?
26:40Where is it?
26:41Mom quiz.
26:55owed die.
26:57Oh.
26:58Oh...
26:59Oh.
27:00Oh.
27:01Oh.
27:02How are you topping?
27:04Oh, I am you.
27:07Oh.
27:08Oh, currently I am gonnacks you.
27:10What the fuck is it?
27:31You were right.
27:33You were all right.
27:36I have my demons.
27:38It got me.
27:38Now it's going to get you.
27:54For all my time, my dear.
27:58For all my time.
28:02Shoot all my time.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:25Hello?
28:40Maya?
28:42Daddy.
28:43Daddy, I thought the phone
28:45answered.
28:47I know, baby girl.
28:50But you shouldn't have
28:51broken the answering machine.
28:55Well, it's truly free.
29:13Back so soon, my calamitous
29:15little carolers.
29:17And scratching at the door for more, I see.
29:20Fear can be a real
29:21dopamine rush, can't it?
29:23And sometimes the scariest
29:25holiday tales are filled
29:27with merriment and misfortune.
29:31A Christmas tree
29:31caught on fire, the screams
29:34of naughty little brats being
29:35gobbled up by Krampus,
29:37a yule log to the skull.
29:40These truly are a few of
29:41my favorite things.
29:43Well, the holidays are
29:45all about family.
29:47And nothing brings
29:49people together like
29:51fear.
29:52Tonight, we've prepared
29:54another holiday tale
29:55of our own.
29:56So grab your cocoa,
29:58gather round,
29:59and don't forget
29:59to look up.
30:01You never know who
30:02or what
30:03might come creeping down
30:05in the dead of light.
30:07We call this one
30:09Down the Chimney
30:10and trust us.
30:12The real horror
30:13isn't who comes in,
30:14it's who doesn't
30:16make it out.
30:16You never know who
30:17is.
30:18You never know who
30:18is.
30:19You never know who
30:19is.
30:20You never know who
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30:21You never know who
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30:22You never know who
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30:27You never know who
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30:29You never know who
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30:30You never know who
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30:34You never know who
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30:35You never know who
30:36is.
30:36You never know who
30:37is.
30:37You never know who
30:38is.
30:38I don't know.
31:08I don't know.
31:38I don't know.
32:08I don't know.
32:38No, no, no.
32:39No, no, no.
32:43Yeah.
32:44My boy.
32:45My boy.
32:45My, my, my, my.
32:46My, my, my.
32:47Me, my.
32:48Oh, my God.
33:18Oh, my God.
33:48Oh, my God.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:48Oh, my God.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:48Oh, my God.
36:17Oh, my God.
36:47Oh, my God.
37:17Oh, my God.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:21Oh, my God.
37:23Oh, my God.
37:25Oh, my God.
37:55Oh, my God.
37:57Oh, my God.
37:59Oh, my God.
38:01Oh, my God.
38:03Oh, my God.
38:05Oh, my God.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:15Oh, my God.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:19Oh, my God.
38:21Oh, my God.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:25Oh, my God.
38:27Nightmarish.
38:57Nightmarish.
39:27Nightmarish.
39:57Nightmarish.
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