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Christmas Special: Winter Wonderland
Christmas Special: Winter Wonderland
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00:00Good evening.
00:30Merry Christmas and welcome to QI where we are walking in a winter wonderland
00:34Let's meet our windswept wanderers driving home for Christmas. It's Julian Clary
00:44It's fatter Elgory
00:50It's Jimmy Carr
00:56Reindeer in the headlights. It's Alan Davis
01:00Oh
01:04Let's hear their wintry buzzers Julian goes
01:12Fatia goes
01:14The snowman I was ready for a bit more. I thought it's a bit tight. It's Christmas. Hello. Yeah
01:21Jimmy goes
01:23No, let it snow let it snow and Alan goes
01:30Why does it always rain on me?
01:34Right, let's start by looking under your desks. I have some Christmas presents for you all
01:40I've gone with a sort of theme of wellness with these so Alan Loda. Why don't we start with you?
01:47There we go. Beads. Yeah, so why might you give beads to somebody?
01:52Because
01:56Because you don't really like them
01:58Because you're obligated because you work with them and you have to think of something because these were at the back of your drawer
02:06So what I can tell you is that all of your gifts are from early Christmas adverts
02:11So yours was first advertised in 1728 and it's called an anodyne necklace
02:17Actually this advert for it is from 1756 a little tiny bit later on
02:21So this is the weirdest thing these necklaces contained a poisonous plant called henbane. It's also known as stinking nightshade
02:30It was meant to help children with teething pain at this time
02:34one in three children in England would not expect to reach their fifth birthday and
02:40Teething pain was seen as a sort of sign of something much more serious and possibly something fatal
02:43So they claimed that if you wore one of these anodyne necklaces curative substances would flow from it into the skin up into the mouth and so
02:50You didn't have to chew on it, which is just as well because it is actually a poison
02:55But it did seem to work even though there's no medical reason for it
03:01Why do you think it might have worked? They're quite expensive. There's five shillings for one
03:06It's one of those things where you tell people it's going to be good for you and then it works
03:10I think it is partly that Julian
03:12But also it is the fact that infant mortality rates were lower amongst rich people and it was only rich people
03:20We used to give the kids bicky pegs
03:23What for the for the teething for the teething and then I don't know what it was and then
03:28And it would sort of gradually get smaller and smaller like a dog biscuit like a good dog biscuit that lasts. Yeah, you know
03:35Sounds like you're giving the kids dog biscuits
03:37I
03:39Know what you're talking about. It's like cork in it. That's a good idea though. Have a bottle of wine and give the children the cork
03:48Rich people like Augusta princess of Wales her daughter Queen Caroline of Denmark and Norway is the one on the left there
03:53In very small quantities this particular thing henbane that was in it
03:57It is a mild sedative if you have more than three grams it can cause constipation manic episodes hallucinations and possible death
04:05Is this a replica or yes, darling? We also didn't want to kill Alan. I mean
04:11Not till the zed series
04:15Don't miss that episode
04:18We are gonna need a big finish
04:20Yeah
04:22Right Julian, do you want to open yours darling?
04:24Ah have you pushed the boat out?
04:26This is from a Christmas ad from
04:281825
04:30Oh
04:32What is it?
04:34So do you know about Macassar oil? Oh, I'm sure you're going to tell me
04:38Have you heard of anti-macassars, darling?
04:40Anti-macassar? Yes. What does that mean?
04:42It was a sort of a piece of cloth that sat on the back of the train
04:46I thought it was a band from Camden Town
04:48This isn't much a good name for a band, isn't it?
04:50It doesn't smell
04:51Is that because you would have had oily
04:53Yeah
04:54People wouldn't wash their hair
04:55It's to stop the oil from the back of your head going onto the train seat
04:58And it's called an anti-macassar
05:00Macassar oil
05:01Comes originally from the ebony trees in Indonesia
05:03But this was a much cheaper blend of vegetable oils
05:05Palm oils and coconuts
05:07So it's the 19th century equivalent of hair gel
05:10Pure grease is undoubtedly the best nourisher of the hair
05:14Yeah, it's supposed to be very very good for you
05:16Tell my daughter that
05:18Good luck
05:20Want to apply some?
05:21Yes
05:22Go on then
05:23Open your hand
05:25At times I've said that
05:29Now, there you are
05:30But you have to follow it by saying, here's some oil
05:33Right, go on then
05:34It's a lovely colour
05:36What is that?
05:37You've got to run your fingers through
05:39The thing is, Sandy, what will happen if I do that is
05:41Yeah
05:42Will stop the show
05:43Yes
05:44And the make-up department will come on
05:45Yeah
05:46Really fucked off
05:47Yeah
05:51You know those people
05:52Can you imagine the language back there now
05:54They're watching on the monitor
05:55Yes
05:56Don't you dare put your fingers through that hair
05:58Don't touch her hair, don't touch her hair
05:59Yeah
06:00Oh, it is whistly
06:01Does it smell nice?
06:02I thought you said it didn't smell
06:03Well, I lied
06:04That's an exchange you've had before, I'm quite
06:19Right, Jimmy, come on, let's see what you've got
06:23You were five minutes in and you've lubed him up
06:25Okay, you've not pushed the boat out here, this looks tiny
06:29So this, again, this is something from the past, 1857
06:33Well, that's some pills of some description
06:36Okay, so these are from Mr. Page Woodcock of Lincoln
06:40So there were two Christmas adverts for wind pills
06:44To treat indigestion
06:45To cure wind or to give you more?
06:47Well, so it depended which advert that you had a look at
06:49So the very first advert claimed that the pills would conjure happy festive memories
06:54So this is the Christmas advert
06:56The second was the Boxing Day advert
06:58Which was inspired by Christmas Carol
07:00And it said the pills would cure people haunted by the Christmas ghost of indigestion
07:04So if you took them on Christmas Day, made you happy
07:07If you took them on Boxing Day, got rid of indigestion
07:10Those are your basic happy pills that we've given you
07:13Lovely
07:14Yeah
07:15Should we smash them up and do a line?
07:17I'm very concerned about those two children in the hot air balloon
07:22Sent off unaccompanied
07:24Well, not just that, not dressed
07:26Are they the ones with the wind? Is that what we think?
07:29You can still get wind pills, they're called Windies
07:32Yes, you can get them
07:33And I actually promise you that my wife did buy me some for Christmas fun
07:36Which really, really amused the children
07:39I said, stop listening at the door, go to another room
07:42Did it work?
07:44I haven't tried them, actually
07:46Could you?
07:47I should
07:48I should, yeah
07:49I really should
07:50Right, Fatih, come on
07:51Yes
07:52Mine's the biggest one here
07:531830 is this one
07:55This better not be like a gym or some shit like that, yeah?
07:58Oh, no, no, we don't do fitness, you're fine
08:00Because I'll go mad, I can do it
08:02Merry Christmas
08:15Can you imagine? If I should do that, should I do a rental service?
08:21Yeah
08:22You can rank me, I'll hide in your toilet
08:24And then you'll come and I'll go
08:25Merry Christmas
08:27Christmas advert for a toilet appeared in several publications in the 1830s
08:31There was a man called Robert Wyss, there it is
08:33And he said it was the perfect gift for Christmas and New Year's
08:37It's a portable, self-acting water closet
08:41So it's a kind of commode, they used to be known as thunder boxes
08:44Because Alan used to go in there
08:46Ah, well
08:47So it looks like a cabinet from the outside and then when you open it up
08:50It's got a commode on the inside, a chamber pot
08:52That is the worst James Bond gadget
08:55What did they do before?
08:57Just had a sort of a bowl under the bed, you know, a pot
09:00But this had a cistern with stored water
09:02And you could actually flush the waste out of the pot
09:04And it went into a concealed hidden bucket
09:06Which was then emptied by the staff
09:09Oh, discreet
09:10Yes, exactly, exactly
09:11I mean, you say discreet, portable
09:13So presumably people would see you in the high street with it
09:17What's he doing with that cupboard?
09:19He seems to be shitting in it
09:23During lockdowns, I like to go for a really long walk
09:25I bought a portable toilet tent
09:27And it was, it was like a big
09:31I did
09:32You didn't do that?
09:33I did
09:34It goes completely over you
09:35Well, no, what it was, it was a pop-up thing
09:38It was a flat circle
09:39And you just popped it and popped up like the size of a telephone booth
09:42And I thought this was marvellous
09:44And then you went in
09:45You have to sing when you're in there in case someone comes along
09:47Well, Sally, it was great
09:49Apart from when it blew over outside
09:54Outside the Tower of London
09:58You come across the tent wandering round
10:00Always have a little look inside
10:01Because it could be
10:02Sandy Toxford technician
10:04Okay, presents away please
10:08What's most dangerous?
10:10A lion, a witch, or a wardrobe?
10:14Definitely a witch
10:15Would a lion be scared of a witch though?
10:22You could reason with a lion
10:28I'd so enjoy that
10:29That's a show we'd all watch, I think
10:33Hi, welcome to reason with a lion
10:36And the witch, if she's in a good mood, you could get away with it
10:40But if a wardrobe fell on you, then you'd be in trouble
10:43And that is the correct answer, my darling
10:45Absolutely right
10:46APPLAUSE
10:51So the wonderful book
10:52The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by...
10:53C.S. Lewis
10:54C.S. Lewis
10:55Dedicated to Lucy in Barfield
10:56And Maud, Lucy's mother, was extremely worried that children would go looking for Narnia
11:01And get stuck inside a wardrobe
11:02So he had to put some extra lines of text in
11:04And every time
11:05You'll notice in the book
11:06Somebody goes through the wardrobe
11:07He says they took care to leave the door ajar
11:10And C.S. Lewis does say it's a very silly thing to lock oneself in a wardrobe
11:13But apparently we are facing an accident crisis
11:16Written loses ten times more working days to domestic accidents than we do to strikes
11:20So driving accidents have significantly decreased in the past 20 years
11:25But pretty much all other accidents have increased
11:28Falls are by far the biggest culprit
11:31Why do you think we might be having more and more falls?
11:34Because there's more stairs
11:36Oh, I like that
11:37We've had a tremendous increase in stairs
11:39Yes
11:40Well, if I have an accident, it's likely to be on the stairs
11:44Or sometimes I open the fridge door and hit myself on the head
11:48This is going to be the worst ever episode of Miss Marple
11:53Well, I...
11:54It's the ageing population
11:56Oh, it's the old people
11:57In 2016, so this is according to the National Accident Helpline
12:00One in 75 people surveyed had been injured while shopping in a sales rush
12:05One in 50 people reported falling out of the loft while retrieving Christmas decorations
12:10One in 90 people had suffered burns while roasting chestnuts on an open fire
12:15One in 50 had fallen out of the loft?
12:18Yeah, I know
12:19Seems an extraordinarily high number
12:21Yeah
12:22What do you think is the gift in recent years that's caused the most accidents?
12:25Knives
12:26I bought you a very sharp knife
12:30Sandwich maker
12:32Yes, you could trap your finger in the thing
12:34E-scooters
12:35E-scooters
12:36Is exactly right
12:37I mean, 416 people seriously injured in 2023
12:40And 965 slightly injured
12:43338 fires
12:44Still a lot more people falling out the loft though, isn't it?
12:47What's the worst or most embarrassing accident anybody here has ever had?
12:52Oh, you're counting soiling yourself
12:55I mean, we are now
12:59I've got a soiling myself story
13:02Go for it darling
13:03Well, I've told this story before, I think last time I was on this show
13:08But
13:09It's so long ago darling
13:10No
13:11It's in colour now
13:12Anyway
13:13But no
13:15Beat this
13:17I once
13:18I once chapped myself
13:22While meeting the Queen
13:24It was a Royal Variety show
13:30Yeah
13:31And you had to queue up and you know, she came and shakes your hand
13:36And I don't know if it was nerves or I'd had a bit of trouble
13:39I can't remember
13:40But it was only a little pellet
13:42But that's a true story
13:47Let's hear you're soiling yourself
13:50I can remember doing a little pellet as a child
13:56And it came out of my trouser leg
13:59Is that what happened to you?
14:01Yes
14:02It shot across the stage
14:06In the general direction of Claire Sweeney
14:10This story's got everything
14:11I've got a poo story
14:12Go on
14:13I was going to tell a story about shaving
14:16And now you
14:17Are you going to go with the poo?
14:18Yeah I want to go with the poo
14:19Shaving is too long
14:20Can I just say to me
14:21I don't have a poo story
14:22This will be the last one
14:23Oh I cut my scrotum with
14:27Is this the royal variety performance?
14:28No
14:29Shaking hands with the queen and trying to shave my balls at the same time
14:33Do you know how that goes?
14:35I was alone
14:36Sure
14:37To do a podcast
14:38And there was a company that's lots and lots of podcasts about football
14:42Nearly all by boys and mostly listened to by boys
14:44Anyway, they started sending these shaving kits around
14:48Giving the shaving kits for shaving your undercarriage with and we were all sort of in their 40s and 50s and thought what? People are doing what now? Anyway, I tried it and I cut myself with this shirt
14:55I thought this shouldn't be possible, it's got all this kind of protective thing on it but I got a little bit carried away
15:10And that is the most embarrassing accident that I thought this should be possible
15:17It's got all this kind of protective thing on it but I got a little bit carried away
15:22And that is the most embarrassing accident and now you've made me say it on the Christmas show
15:31I'll tell you where you went wrong, you need to stretch the skin
15:34That's what it is, you just went like this because you're lazy
15:37But you need to stretch the skin, trust me I know I'm Arab, I know about hair
15:42Thank you so much for doing mine
15:45I've got room in that bathroom to get that smooth
15:52You'd need two people like that if you were folding a sheet
15:59Two people pulling it out and one other person with a lawnmower
16:07I can't believe I'm stopping this fascinating conversation
16:11So hear yours about poo
16:12So yeah I was like seven or something and then we went on a school trip to a farm
16:17And I wanted to do a poo but the teacher goes go on your own to the toilet
16:20And I was like no
16:21So I just shit in my pants
16:23And then like I sat in here and I had it in my pants all day
16:26And all the kids, shut up
16:30I wouldn't mess with her
16:32All the kids were like oh there's a, we can smell poo
16:34And I was like oh yeah I wonder who it is, maybe it's the stinky kid
16:38And when I got home my mum put me in the bath and it was stuck to my skin
16:42She had to soak me and then put it off with a butter knife
16:45Merry Christmas everyone
16:47Merry Christmas
16:49One spoke on a coach trip
16:51Oh please don't
16:53And the driver was a huge man, really, really big man
16:57And he pulled over on a hard shoulder and he got out of his cab and he made his way down the aisle
17:02We thought what's going on?
17:04And he went down the stairs into the loo
17:06And eventually he re-emerged and he said
17:10No one can use the toilet, it's full
17:20Anybody in the audience want to talk about
17:22Now, I've got everybody a bowl of Christmas walnuts
17:28Why is it so hard to find a walnut's anus?
17:33Are they heterosexual?
17:35Walnuts, it depends what kind of walnut we're talking about
17:39I'm looking at the walnut but this is not the kind of walnut is it?
17:42No, you've done this game before, haven't you?
17:45Different kind of walnuts, the ones in front of us
17:48The walnut bird
17:49Walnut snake
17:52Walnut beetle
17:54Walnut fish
17:56Walnut whiff
18:00It is a creature in the sea and they are called sea walnuts
18:04Look at this, it is so beautiful
18:06I love those see-through ones
18:08They're also called wartycomb jellies
18:10It's not a jellyfish, it's a bit like a jellyfish
18:12That's not a jellyfish?
18:13No
18:14Yeah, I'm not sure who you're talking to
18:16But that my friend is a jellyfish
18:17So why isn't it a jellyfish?
18:18I'm telling you
18:19No, I'm telling you it is
18:21No, well, the reason that we know it isn't
18:24Is because it does have an anus
18:27So if it was a jellyfish it wouldn't
18:29But what is extraordinary about them is that these are transient anuses
18:33What do we think that means?
18:35It moves around
18:37Well, it's only there for a very short time
18:39They only create one on a temporary basis when they need to poo
18:44So when it needs to go the digestive system fuses with its skin to form an opening
18:49It does a poo and the opening then closes in a matter of minutes and they do this about once an hour
18:54Unless they're a very very young one in which case it's about every 10 minutes
18:58So it is a jellyfish most of the time?
19:00No, it isn't
19:02You're saying once an hour it isn't a jellyfish briefly
19:06I wonder why they do that though
19:08What's in it for them?
19:09What to do it?
19:10Not to have a permanent arsehole
19:12I think it's that they're not so vulnerable darling
19:14I think it's that
19:15It's basically, you know, it's an exit for them and an entrance for others
19:18Tell me about it
19:25When you think about it though, it would be practical if you're on, I don't know, let's say a school trip
19:29Perhaps
19:31Just create an arsehole and then gone again
19:33Yeah, just to not have one the whole time
19:35Because you know, accidents happen
19:38A long walk to the toilet, maybe I'll just shit myself
19:41What?
19:43Jellyfish don't have anuses, they expel their waste through the mouth
19:46So it's the difference between the two
19:48How do you know it's its mouth? What's it saying?
19:51I mean, I think people have studied this
19:52There's a fantastic
19:54There's an amazing American zoologist called Libby Hyman
19:56And it was because she noticed that these particular creatures, the sea walnuts, have these transient anuses
20:01What?
20:02She realised that they were not the same as jellyfish
20:04I don't even think that's a real person, Libby Hyman?
20:06Libby Hyman
20:08That sounds made up, she's from a limerick
20:09What about Libby Hyman?
20:10Have you?
20:11Still intact but you horse ride?
20:12OK, moving along
20:13Why did Oliver Cromwell ban Christmas?
20:15Don't tell anyone, right?
20:16But he was a Muslim
20:17Ditto
20:18What?
20:19Goodbye
20:20Who's the only thing?
20:21Good
20:22I don't hate
20:23But, I don't hate
20:24Look at you
20:25Go
20:26Gently
20:28He's gone
20:29He's gone
20:30He's gone
20:31He's gone
20:32He's gone
20:33He's gone
20:34He's gone
20:35He's gone
20:36He's gone
20:37He's gone
20:38So
20:39So
20:40He's gone
20:41He's gone
20:44Oh, I thought I was going to think of something.
20:51Nothing came out.
20:54Imagine you're meeting the Queen.
20:57What's he doing there?
21:00He feels like he's signalling to someone holding his ear.
21:03The answer is that he didn't ban Christmas.
21:06Well, you might want to check again because, yeah, he did.
21:09No, it's a Christmas myth.
21:11Truth is, he actually quite liked a party.
21:13He enjoyed smoking and drinking.
21:15Scandalously, he allowed dancing at his daughter's wedding.
21:17So he wasn't anti-party.
21:19The Christmas ban started with the Scottish Presbyterians,
21:22so they had been discouraging Christmas celebrations for years,
21:25since 1583, and the Puritans needed the Scottish support.
21:29So it's his party that were trying to keep the Scots calm
21:33and it wasn't Cromwell himself who thought,
21:35let's get rid of Christmas.
21:37There are parts of the country where they didn't pay any attention at all.
21:39So Devon and Cornwall, for example, they just carried on.
21:41They probably hadn't heard about it.
21:43When do you think Christmas Day became a holiday in Scotland?
21:46I'll give you ten points if you're within the right decade.
21:491974.
21:50Not far.
21:51What 64?
21:5259.
21:53You win.
21:5458.
21:55Yes, absolutely.
21:56APPLAUSE
21:58So it wasn't a holiday in Scotland?
21:59It wasn't a holiday until 1958.
22:00It's Scotland?
22:01It wasn't a holiday until 1958.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Mm-hm.
22:04LAUGHTER
22:05Anyway, moving on.
22:09Why were Christmas Day weddings so popular in the past?
22:13Snow.
22:14Is it one of those things where, like, if you have your wedding on Christmas,
22:18you can't forget your anniversary?
22:20LAUGHTER
22:21Do you forget yours today?
22:22Do you forget your anniversary?
22:23Yeah.
22:24Yeah.
22:25LAUGHTER
22:26But if you get married at Christmas, it feels like that or Valentine's,
22:30it's also one gift.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Great.
22:33Are you married?
22:34May I ask?
22:35Are you married?
22:36No, no, we're just friends.
22:37LAUGHTER
22:38And then we're getting on great.
22:40Yeah.
22:41I've been married and divorced twice because I don't learn the first time.
22:44Did you really know you're married then?
22:46Yes.
22:47My husband slipped his finger into my ring.
22:50LAUGHTER
22:52About eight years ago now.
22:55Congratulations.
22:56Aww.
22:57But anyway, getting back to the question.
22:58Yes.
22:59LAUGHTER
23:00Why get married on Christmas Day?
23:01Everyone's got the day off.
23:02Unless they've got it.
23:03LAUGHTER
23:04It's the correct answer.
23:06Ah!
23:07I was about to say that.
23:08I'm so sorry.
23:09LAUGHTER
23:10That's it.
23:12Well, pretend he hasn't said it.
23:14What were you going to say, Julian?
23:15No, don't patronise me.
23:17LAUGHTER
23:22APPLAUSE
23:23It's because they didn't have many days off.
23:25Yeah.
23:26So Christmas Day was off.
23:27What better day?
23:28Exactly right.
23:29Christmas Day and Boxing Day were the sort of days that you...
23:31Very clever boy, Julian.
23:32Yes, you are.
23:34Yes, you are a clever boy.
23:36So it was a very popular time.
23:38In fact, churches would give discounted rates
23:40if multiple couples got married at the same time.
23:43This is a picture at St George Church in London in 1920.
23:46She's got stars on her head.
23:48The third one from the left.
23:49Why has she got two stars?
23:50Oh, yeah.
23:51A trip advisor.
23:52They made their own.
23:53LAUGHTER
23:54It's a trip advisor thing.
23:55She's not great.
23:57LAUGHTER
23:59In 1913, the Guardian reported that Church and Stepney
24:02had married 25 couples all on the same day.
24:04Ooh.
24:05Now, it's almost time for the bum note that we call General Ignorance,
24:09but this year I have some friends to help me with the questions.
24:12Please welcome the QI choir under the direction of John Riddell.
24:15Take it away!
24:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:18AND APPLAUSE
24:19AND APPLAUSE
24:21AND APPLAUSE
24:23AND APPLAUSE
24:51Hey!
24:52What occasion was this tune composed for?
25:01Oh.
25:02Yes, Julian.
25:03Easter.
25:04LAUGHTER
25:06Is it the John Lewis Christmas ad?
25:08It's after Christmas.
25:09What comes after Christmas?
25:10Twelfth night, Boxing Day.
25:11Easter.
25:12LAUGHTER
25:14Summer holiday.
25:15Mother's Day.
25:16New Year.
25:17Yes!
25:18Yes, Alan, it's New Year's.
25:21Yes, it's exactly right.
25:22What do we call this tune?
25:23Does anyone in the audience know this?
25:25Carol of the Bells!
25:26Carol of the Bells!
25:27Carol of the Bells is exactly right.
25:29But it was originally a Ukrainian folk song for New Year's Eve.
25:32It was called Shedrak, which means Bountiful Evening.
25:35So the lyrics are nothing to do with bells, nothing to do with Christmas.
25:38It's actually about a swallow visiting a home and delivering luck for the New Year.
25:42Let's have another tune.
25:43Who sang this song in the 1982 animated film The Snowman?
25:48We're walking in the air.
25:49We're floating in the moonly sky.
25:50Who was it?
25:51Ali Jones.
25:52No.
25:53It was actually sung by a choir boy named Peter Ortey.
25:55There he is.
25:56He's now a professional operatic tenor, but he didn't get any credit in the film because
26:01they forgot to put his name on. 1985, the song was used in an advert for Toys R Us and
26:17it had to be re-recorded, but this guy, Peter Ortey's voice had already broken, and
26:22so a new version was sung by Ali Jones and that was released and that became a huge hit.
26:27And that is why we think Ali Jones sang it in the film, but it isn't actually him.
26:33Here's another song that was originally written for New Year, but what is the first line?
26:41La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
26:47Snow.
26:48What are you going to say?
26:50La la la la la la la.
26:52La la la la la la la la.
26:55Ha-ha-ha!
26:56LAUGHTER
27:02Is it Deck the Halls with something and Holly?
27:05Deck the Halls with...
27:06No, Holly.
27:08No?
27:09The Halls of Holly.
27:10So, I asked for the original lyrics, and it's an Old Welsh tune called
27:14Nosgallen or New Year.
27:16The oldest version of the lyrics are translated into English as this.
27:20Oh, I like that.
27:37Oh, how soft my fair one's bosom.
27:39Absolute filth.
27:43Now it's time to look at our scores.
27:45Let's see who's top of the nice list and who's on thin ice.
27:48I'm pretty sure I nailed this.
27:51Joy to the world in first place with 16 points, it's Alan.
28:04Don't Worry Ski Happy in second place with minus nine, it's Julian.
28:13Snowbody's Perfect in third place with minus 27, Fatia.
28:18APPLAUSE
28:19And in last place, a lost clause.
28:25With minus 29, Jimmy!
28:27APPLAUSE
28:36So, it's a big thank you to Fatia, Jimmy, Julian and Alan,
28:39and a very Merry Christmas from all of us.
28:41Let's all go and join the choir and sing.
28:42Off you go, people.
28:43MUSIC
28:44MUSIC
28:47MUSIC
28:52MUSIC
28:53MUSIC
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29:24MUSIC
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