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00:00My name is Angela, hey, hello. Welcome to my very own show. I'll introduce my friends to you. Oh, no, it's Ninipoo.
00:15Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wop-wop, my name is Angela, and you are not. Nanette Manoir is a stop-up, jerk-face, ha!
00:24And now, to today's story, starring me, and not starring Nanette Manoir.
00:30Today is not a good day. On account of today, we are saying goodbye to Hank.
00:36Hank was a good friend. Sure, he spent most of his time hiding in his underwater castle,
00:41but from the way he darted around during feeding time, I think it was clear that he liked us.
00:47But what is worst of all is that the one who was class goldfish monitor when he died was me.
00:52Would you hurry up already, as in toot sweet? Some of us have business to attend to.
00:57Hold your horses, Nanette Manoir. On account of we are almost done.
01:02And so, brave goldfish, we now send you to that big fishbowl in the sky.
01:07Time's up!
01:10Hank! Nice job, Angela Anaconda. I see once again you've killed the class goldfish.
01:15Ow.
01:17Ashes to ashes, fishes to flushes.
01:20Hello, Angela, my child.
01:26Josephine, are those bugs?
01:28Yes, Angela. I must ask you to care for my insect orphanage whilst I make a pilgrimage to the shrine of St. Cyril.
01:35Me? No way! I swore that I'd given up taking care of other people's pets.
01:40Besides, who would have bugs as pets anyway?
01:42They're orphans, and I'm their shepherd.
01:45But, Josephine, I'm bad news when it comes to critter care.
01:49But it must be you. The sign of the caterpillar has foretold it.
01:53See its markings? They clearly read A.A. for Angela Anaconda.
01:59I guess it could be an A.A.
02:02Some people might call that an M.
02:04Or an upside-down W.
02:06I think it looks like two lawn gnomes holding hands.
02:08The important thing is, caring for these bugs might be just the recipe you need for getting over poor Hank.
02:14Yeah, and if bugs can survive an atomic blast, they can probably survive you, Angela Anaconda.
02:20Hey, maybe you're right.
02:22Besides, how hard can it be to take care of a couple of bugs anyway?
02:30Heat lamps for the cold-blooded bugs. Check.
02:33Ice cube tray swimming pools for the water beetle. Check.
02:36Curtains for the day sleepers. Check.
02:38Grass buffet for the grasshopper. Check.
02:40Hey! Where's the grasshopper?
02:42Hey, no!
02:50Finally, every bug is settled and perfect.
02:52And now I am thinking that I am the best bug-sitter ever to sit bugs.
02:56Dad, you actually got me to school early for a change.
03:00Had to, Angelfish.
03:01What with the fumigators coming this morning.
03:03Boy, those fleas are sure driving kink crazy.
03:06Oh, yeah. I forgot.
03:07See ya.
03:08Huh? Fumigators!
03:11But fumigators kill bugs!
03:13Dad, wait!
03:14No!
03:15So now I am not early on account of to be the best bug-sitter ever.
03:19I had to run home and save them so I could take them to school where they would be safe.
03:24And for a special treat later today,
03:26our very own Nanette Manoir has promised a performance of the traditional French ballet de fromage.
03:32Merci beaucoup, Mrs. Brinks.
03:33But perhaps you should postpone my performance to a day when Angela Anaconda isn't absent.
03:37Oh, wait!
03:38There she is!
03:39Well, Miss Anaconda, so nice of you to join us!
03:43I suppose you won't mind eraser duty during recess again?
03:47Thanks for getting me eraser duty, guys.
03:49Mercy!
03:54What is that incessant noise?
03:57Mrs. Brinks, unless I'm mistaken, and I rarely ever am,
04:00I believe the noise is coming from Angela's desk.
04:03Perhaps from that suspicious cheap plastic container she brought in earlier?
04:07No!
04:08Uh, it's coming from my stomach!
04:11Yeah!
04:11I sure wish it was lunchtime on account of I sure am hungry for lunch.
04:16If it will help alleviate this noisy disturbance,
04:18I will gladly share some of my lunch with Angela.
04:21Why, Nanette, you're always Jane on the spot, aren't you?
04:24But you know my strict, yet fair, policy of not eating in class.
04:29But it's French duck worsted pâté,
04:31and I brought enough to share with my favorite teacher.
04:34Mmm!
04:36Mmm!
04:37Mmm!
04:39Why, Angela, I thought you were hungry.
04:41Unless, of course,
04:43you're not because that annoying sound is coming from somewhere other than your stomach.
04:46No!
04:47Uh, it's my tummy, all right.
04:51Nanette!
04:52This pâté is simply divine!
04:56True!
04:57But unfortunately, it has failed to cure Angela's stomach rumblings.
05:00Perhaps we should open Angela's desk and find out what it is!
05:03Flies!
05:04This delicious food must be attracting buzzing flies!
05:10Thank you, Angela!
05:11If there's one thing I can't abide in my classroom, it's bugs!
05:14Indeed, Mrs. Brinks!
05:15Too bad Angela had to blatantly abuse school property in the process.
05:19Make that two things I can't abide in my classroom!
05:22And two more recesses of eraser clapping for you, Miss Anaconda!
05:25The good news is, I've managed to keep Josephine's orphan bug safe so far.
05:32The bad news is, if this keeps up, those bugs are going to get you eraser clapping duty for life!
05:39Here, Angela!
05:40I picked you some fresh crabgrass!
05:42Those poor guys probably haven't eaten all day!
05:45Say, where are Josephine's bugs anyway?
05:48I put them on top of my desk, Gordy Reinhardt!
05:50I thought it might be stuffy trapped in my desk all day!
05:53That was thoughtful, Angela!
05:54But bugs are pretty tough!
05:56As long as they've got air holes, they'll be fine!
05:59Air holes?
06:03Nanette!
06:04What are you doing?
06:05Trying not to break a nail while I find out what you're hiding in here, Angela!
06:09No!
06:10No way!
06:10What is going on in here?
06:13Nothing!
06:14Angela!
06:15Are those snacks?
06:17No!
06:18I mean, yes, yes, they're snacks!
06:20But disgusting, yucky, prune, after-school snacks for after-school!
06:25You've broken the no-snacks-in-class rule, and I'm afraid I will have to confiscate them!
06:30Perhaps an additional punishment is in order?
06:33No!
06:35While you write, eraser clapping is not to be taken lightly 50 times on the blackboard,
06:39you will also have to miss Nanette's inspired performance of the Ballet de Fromage
06:44while I accompany her on the ukulele!
06:47Ta-da!
06:50But what is punishment to Mrs. Brinks is not to me, on account of now,
06:54while they are doing the Ballet de Phony Baloney,
06:57it is the perfect time for me to burp my Tupperware and give Josephine's bug some air!
07:01No!
07:02Guys, come back!
07:03If Mrs. Brinks sees you, you will be goners for sure!
07:09Okay.
07:11Spider, water beetle, cicada, centipede, grass-
07:14Grasshopper!
07:15Where's the grasshopper?
07:17Ha!
07:21Hiya!
07:22Hiya!
07:28Psst!
07:29Mr. Grasshopper!
07:31Hop on this grass Gordy gave me!
07:32Uh-oh!
07:37Ow!
07:40Well, Miss Anaconda,
07:41it looks like you just bought yourself yet another day of recess eraser clapping!
07:46Oh!
07:47All of this doling out punishments has made me hungry!
07:50Oh!
07:51These prune snacks should hit the spot!
07:52But Mrs. Brinks!
07:54Merciful heavens!
07:56Psst!
07:56Ah!
07:57Hicky, hicky, fun!
07:59Psst!
08:01Ow!
08:03No!
08:09Goodbye, little ones!
08:10I'm sorry I could not save you!
08:12Maybe next time I say goodbye to a pest, the pest will be you, Ninny-Poo!
08:17First, on account of you are so good at bugging me, you will become one!
08:21A bug, that is!
08:23Ah-ha-ha!
08:24But poor Ninny, now no one wants to play with you!
08:31Well, maybe these stink bugs would like to be your friends!
08:34You stink!
08:35Woof!
08:36You stink even more!
08:38Ah!
08:41On account of my eyes are so buggy, and you are so small, I need to see you more clearly!
08:47Dance for me, my little creepy crawler!
08:50Stop it, stop it!
08:52My sensitive, un-franch feet are burning hot!
08:55You will tell me!
08:56The better to dance with, I will say!
09:01Maybe you should join the circus!
09:05The flea circus!
09:09Where you can be the un-human Ninny-Ball!
09:13Au revoir, Ninny-Pest!
09:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:18Angela!
09:18Are you listening?
09:20I am horrified that you tried to infest this classroom with bugs!
09:25You can count on another week of eraser clapping!
09:28Oh, sorry, Josephine.
09:31I really tried.
09:34And so today is once again not a good day,
09:37on account of we're here to say goodbye to some more good friends again.
09:40And this is where I last saw them for the last time.
09:43Life works in mysterious ways.
09:48It's a miracle!
09:49What's a miracle, Josephine Praline?
09:51It has the AA mark on each wing.
09:54The sign of the caterpillar has become the sign of the butterfly!
09:57Hey!
09:58That caterpillar I lost became the butterfly that I lost!
10:01Not lost, Angela.
10:03It seems you weren't meant to keep the bugs like a shepherd.
10:06You were meant to set them free.
10:08I was?
10:09Oh, thank you, Angela.
10:11Thank you for showing me the way.
10:13Hallelujah!
10:15How humiliating!
10:17My hair looks like it was styled at a common barber shop!
10:20And all because I ran out of hairspray thanks to a certain Genese someone!
10:24Don't thank me, Nanette Manoir.
10:26Thank the bugs.
10:27Hmm.
10:28I guess Josephine was right.
10:29Life does work in mysterious ways.
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