00:00My name is Angela, hey, hello. Welcome to my very own show. I'll introduce my friends to you. Oh, no, it's Niddy Pro.
00:15Shoo-bee-doobie-doo-wop-wop, my name is Angela, and you are not. Nanette Manoir is a stuff like your best spot.
00:24And now, to today's story, starring me, and not starring Nanette Manoir.
00:30It is Christmas time, my favorite time of the year. Mostly on account of it is Christmas.
00:40Whee-hee!
00:43Merry Christmas, Gordy Reinhardt.
00:45Merry Christmas, Angela Anaconda. You know, a light dusting of sand on that ice would reduce the risk of perilous slips and falls.
00:52But it would also slow me down.
00:54And slowing down is the last thing I want to do, on account of today's Secret Santa Day at school.
01:04Merry Christmas, Angela Anaconda. Care for a bite of my snow cone? They're in season.
01:09Presents are in season, too, Gina Lash. Wouldn't it be great if we picked each other's names again, like last year, and got to be each other's Secret Santas again, too?
01:17Last year, Gina Lash gave me the best Secret Santa gift ever.
01:20Mmm!
01:22Woo!
01:23Ah!
01:24The only thing I need now is a matching scarf that matches.
01:29I'm sorry to tell you this, Angela, but the odds of us picking each other again are marginal at best.
01:35Too bad, Gina Lash, because when it comes to picking the perfect gift, you always pick the gift that is perfect.
01:43Actually, Angela, you told me to get you that bright orange face mask.
01:47And that is the best thing about Secret Santas. They are not really a secret.
01:53All right, class. I believe you all know the rules for Secret Santa.
01:58Each person picks a name at random, then you buy that special person a gift worth less than five dollars.
02:05Pardon me, Mom, Mrs. Brinks. A mere suggestion.
02:07But, you know, one really can't put a price on quality, and I certainly wouldn't want anyone who picks me to feel limited by what they can spend.
02:13In fact, I've taken the liberty of registering at several of the finest stores, just to make life easier.
02:18I sure hope I pick Gina Lash.
02:27Angela, what happens if you pick yourself?
02:30Picking yourself isn't the worst thing in the world, Candy Mae.
02:33On account of it means you're not picking Nanette Manoir, which is definitely the worst thing.
02:43You go, Angela. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
02:46Now I am going to pick Gina Lash as my Secret Santa.
02:53We haven't got all day, Angela Anaconda!
02:58Anette Manoir!
03:01Leave it to Ninny-Poo to turn my favorite day of winter into my least favorite day of the whole year!
03:06Not to worry, Angela Anaconda. All you have to do is trade Nanette for someone else.
03:11Good idea, Gina Lash!
03:13Class, lest we forget, trading is strictly prohibited!
03:17Yes, Mrs. Brinks.
03:19Yes, Mrs. Brinks.
03:20So now that we are trading like Mrs. Brinks told us not to, I am sure my good friend Johnny Abadi will trade, on account of he is my good friend.
03:29Aw, come on, Angela. I'm not that stupid.
03:32I am quite sure my good friend Johnny Abadi is now off my Christmas card list.
03:37Okay, okay. Let me see if I got this straight. I trade Josephine for Candy Mae, then Candy Mae to Jimmy Jamal for Johnny, and then Carl will trade for Josephine, who will trade for Bob.
03:46And I get Gina?
03:48Oh, perfect!
03:50I've got Nanette!
03:52Who wants Ninny-Poo?
03:54Going once, going twice, going nowhere.
04:00Hey, January and Carlene. I'm sure you'd want to trade for Nanette, on account of you like her so much.
04:06No way! I couldn't handle the pressure of shopping for Nanette.
04:10Oh, I couldn't handle it even more.
04:13No luck?
04:15Not so far. But trust me, nothing can stop me from trading Ninny-Wart.
04:20Nothing except for that.
04:23Hmm, which would Gina like more? I just can't decide. She deserves them both.
04:33Gordy Reinhardt, I think you might be over the $5 limit.
04:36But Angela, who can put a price on love?
04:39Well, I hope there is no limit when it comes to the amount of coins in your pocket.
04:43The bad thing about trying to find a crummy gift for Ninny-Wart is that everything is too good for her.
04:52Wait, I think I found it. The perfect gift for Ninny-Sly Paper.
04:57If only this stuff came in extra, extra large size for really, really big pests.
05:02Hey, Angela, do you think Gina would like this lovely eau de toilette?
05:06You mean toilet water? Gina last doesn't wear a smelly perfume that stinks like that.
05:11But I sure know someone who does.
05:14Thanks for the empty perfume bottle, Gina Lash.
05:26It was really no problem.
05:27Men are always giving my mother perfume, but she just throws it away.
05:31Well, I bet Ninny-Nose is not going to discard this gift eau de toilette.
05:35Or in this case, authentic sparkling clean tap water springs toilet water.
05:40And best of all, it won't cost me a nickel.
05:43So did you hear the news? Angela Anaconda has picked moi as her secret Santa.
05:49Can you believe we actually picked each other?
05:51Hell, drag.
05:53So I had no choice but to buy her something really, really nice.
05:56This imported French cashmere scarf in orange, which is French for orange.
06:01I mean, honestly, I can't have Angela Anaconda outshop me.
06:07I have the man more name to think about.
06:09Can you believe the nerve of her? Buying me something really, really nice like that?
06:15Now I have no choice but to retaliate and get her something really, really nice, too.
06:19Hey, Angela, you'll never guess in a million years who picked you as her secret Santa.
06:26Eh, name come Ninny Poop.
06:28Wow, what are the chances of that?
06:37Whoever said it's hard finding the right gift was wrong.
06:40It's getting it home without being trampled that is the hard part.
06:49Properly wrapping a gift requires patience and ingenuity.
06:57And walking out of here will require scissors and being able to get the feely back of my legs.
07:04But it's times like this when I am glad I have a dog.
07:09And then there are times when I wish she were a reindeer.
07:15Excuse me, Mrs. Brinks, but I couldn't help but notice you're drinking eggnog.
07:23Is there enough for everyone?
07:24No, there is not.
07:26However, it is your turn to open your secret Santa gift.
07:29Eggnog!
07:32Phew.
07:34Carleen, you're next.
07:36Oh, I love it.
07:39It's so, so orange.
07:41Hey, I thought I was getting this so, so orange scarf.
07:46Sorry, Angela Anaconda, but I made a last-minute trade with Candy May.
07:50All right, now it's Nanette's turn.
07:53Here you go, dear.
07:55An appliance?
07:57This is something you give to the kitchen staff.
07:59Why on earth would anyone give this to me?
08:01Because it's an authentic French toast toaster for making authentic French toast.
08:06Authentic or not, it's trade gauche, which is French for, I hope you still have the receipt.
08:11Oh, so my present is not good enough, huh?
08:14Well, maybe the one who's not good enough is you.
08:18So now on account of I am such a good gift giver, Santa Claus has put me, Elf Angela, in charge.
08:24And I am making my list and checking it twice.
08:27Nanette is naughty, but my friends are nice.
08:31It looks like Ninny-Never-You-Mind is up to her ears in trouble.
08:42Woo-hoo!
08:44But after all, it is Christmas, and even Ninny-Poo deserves my help.
08:49Come with me, my frozen unfrench friend, and let Elf Angela warm you up.
08:54Ow, ow, ow!
08:57Now that you're all warm and French toasty, I guess you won't be needing that genuine fake cashmere scarf anymore.
09:07Too bad you have been such a very, very bad girl.
09:12But maybe I can help you see the light.
09:14Ow!
09:15Ow!
09:16Onward, Ninny-Nightlight!
09:18Time to deliver all the really nice gifts to all the good boys and girls, which you are not one of.
09:23Ow!
09:24Gee, Ninny-Wink, you really don't seem to be in the Christmas spirit.
09:29On second thought, maybe you would make a nice secret Santa gift for Mrs. Brink.
09:34Ow!
09:35Ow!
09:36Ow!
09:37Ow!
09:38Ow!
09:39Ow!
09:40Ow!
09:41Ow!
09:42Ow!
09:43Ow!
09:44Ow!
09:45Ow!
09:46Ow!
09:47My eggnog seems to have gone down the wrong pipe!
09:50Ow!
09:51Ow!
09:52Ow!
09:54Now, where were we?
09:55Oh, yes, I believe it's Angela Anaconda's turn.
09:58I hope you like it, Angela.
10:01I forgot to buy you something, but I lucked out and found this brand new eau de toilette in the girls' room.
10:07Ooh!
10:08Friends Perfume!
10:09Now that's a gift a girl can use, unlike a tasteless old appliance.
10:12Well, I'd hate to see you stuck with some tasteless old appliance, Nanette Manoir.
10:19So maybe you would like to trade.
10:20That's very magnanimous of you, Angela Anaconda.
10:26Merry Christmas, Nanette Manoir.
10:30And if she ever needs a refill, I know just where to get it.
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