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Christmas Movie 2025
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00:00How do you always do this?
00:02I'm coming up from here!
00:04Oi, no TikTok before stopping!
00:06No, no, no, no, no, I'm not!
00:08Come on, we even think you've got two minutes!
00:10Give it a rescue!
00:20What?
00:22So much to do.
00:24Therefore not Christmas drinks at Becky's.
00:26Arcelad, don't you get Christmas drinks at Becky's?
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:31Get your clothes down and get downstairs!
00:33Yeah!
00:35I don't wanna link, I don't wanna build,
00:37no, I don't wanna meet up.
00:39I don't wanna...
00:40Come on, come on, quick, quick, quick, because we're late.
00:42Anna, could you come here, really?
00:44Nearly there, last day of term.
00:46That's pretty.
00:47What?
00:48Hiya.
00:49Well, that's nice Christmassy music.
00:51Have you put more decorations on?
00:53I'm wasting my money here.
00:55No money.
00:57Can you tell me something?
00:58What does this have to do with the miraculous birth?
01:01Oh, don't stop.
01:02They're gonna be doing that again.
01:03Really?
01:04Either you hate Christmas because you don't celebrate it,
01:06or you hate it because you're a tight ass.
01:08Which one is it?
01:09This is not about hate, okay?
01:10I just have reason to believe that this time period here
01:12was not Jesus, peace be upon him, his real birthday,
01:14is all I'm saying.
01:16Who told you that?
01:17That Orthodox priests tell me friends with on Instagram.
01:19Dad, you shouldn't be making friends with strangers on the internet.
01:22Especially priests.
01:23Alright.
01:24And this please my loves?
01:25Mm-mm.
01:26What if I bribe you?
01:27I'm gonna need specifics.
01:29You can wax your dad's ear holes again.
01:31No, you're not doing that.
01:32Deal.
01:33Thank you very much.
01:34It's so cute.
01:37It's too cute.
01:39It's killing me.
01:40Right, come and get these out of me hairdo now.
01:41Now, you do look cute though, you know.
01:43Disalong to Mum.
01:44Salam, Mum.
01:45Salam, my darlings.
01:46Have your breakfast.
01:51Dad, I need some new school shoes.
01:53Same.
01:54Well, I'll still buy my underwear on eBay,
01:56so you're gonna have to wait.
02:06What do you think?
02:07Oh, Mum.
02:08You like it?
02:09The treat is lovely.
02:15Yes!
02:16That's it.
02:17Stand there.
02:18Say, Merry Christmas!
02:19Merry Christmas!
02:20Merry Christmas!
02:21Oh, look, Dad!
02:24Let me prove it, please.
02:25I can't prove these in my own house.
02:27Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas!
02:36We start Friday, you man.
02:37Let's go!
02:38What do you want to win from my guy?
02:40Yeah?
02:41You see how I do?
02:42Aye, aye, aye.
02:43Do you want one about the CEO?
02:46Ah, you want one about the boss?
02:47Haughtry?
02:48Haughtry.
02:49Not blaming on Haughtry.
02:50Blaming on Haughtry.
02:51Haughtry?
02:52Here we go.
02:53Let's zone.
02:54Here we go.
02:55The CEO is called Haughta the Tree.
02:57Mum better not come round here and mess with me.
03:00I'll give him uppercuts like one, two, three.
03:03Come on, I'm floating like a butterfly and stinging like a...
03:06Caterpillar.
03:08It's P.
03:11Capitals don't float, do they, Sharon?
03:13No, but I liked it.
03:14I still liked it.
03:15Then we settle.
03:16We settle.
03:18Come on, come on.
03:22Bro.
03:23Yeah, bro.
03:24I'm telling you now, I turned 200 quid into a grand in six days with that new Chinese crypto.
03:29Can you?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Why are you still living at home with your nanny?
03:33Because she's got a brand new 88-inch plasma, right?
03:36And when we watch the chase, we can see Bradley Walsh's individual nose, hairs.
03:4088-inch plasma, yeah?
03:42Yeah, man.
03:43Okay.
03:44Uh, Darren?
03:45Yeah?
03:46It says here that plasma TVs ceased to be sold in the UK in 2014.
03:51You're lying.
03:52You've got to stop this lying.
03:53HR already spoke to you about this.
03:55Stop lying in my office.
03:57I'm not lying about the crypto, and I might have exaggerated about the TV.
04:00I'm gonna go make a cup of tea and take five.
04:02Yeah?
04:03Make one for your nan as well.
04:06You're lucky I like you.
04:09Bonuses are in.
04:149.50.
04:15What more to get?
04:178.70.
04:18Why don't you get more?
04:19Patrick, what'd you get?
04:21I got 9.60.
04:22Pretty happy with that.
04:23There you are.
04:24Ahsan, Christmas bonuses are in.
04:25Ahsan.
04:26Why is it why you're asking me questions?
04:27What's that?
04:28Huh?
04:29Money?
04:30Do me a favour, bro.
04:31Just watch my desk for a minute.
04:32I need to go for a meeting.
04:33Jay?
04:34Jamie?
04:35At least you photocopied your hand this time.
04:36Get in the office.
04:37Jay?
04:38Yeah?
04:39They've given me an 8,000 pound bonus.
04:40What?
04:41Yes?
04:42Eight bags!
04:43Why are you so loud?
04:44Are you kidding me?
04:45What?
04:46What?
04:47What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50What?
04:51What?
04:52Why are you so loud?
04:53Are you kidding me?
04:54Oh my days, blood, Mashallah.
04:55Mashallah.
04:56We need to celebrate.
04:57We could go mental.
05:00I probably shouldn't be spending the money like this.
05:01You wouldn't do anything, man.
05:03Can't do anything.
05:04Have a cup of coffee.
05:05Do you have a cup of coffee?
05:06Come on, too?
05:07Why are you so loud? Are you kidding me?
05:09Oh, my days, blood. Mashallah.
05:12Mashallah.
05:14We need to celebrate. We could go mental.
05:17I probably shouldn't be spending the money like this.
05:19We can do anything we like. We can travel to Mexico.
05:22Go to Darfur. We can go glamping.
05:25In Dartford.
05:26Spend quality time together, bro.
05:28You're around me, you.
05:30Your sister, the kids.
05:32Forget the kids. Forget them.
05:33Sorry? Just me and you.
05:34Me and you. Me and you, brother.
05:36It's just us two. You get me?
05:38We could go Kazakhstan. We could go Uzbekistan.
05:41Any of the stands.
05:42Mongolia.
05:43That's not a stand.
05:44I don't care.
05:45It's the only-er.
05:46There's only one only-er.
05:47Let me think about it, yeah?
05:48Yeah?
05:49Live.
05:50Love.
05:51Love.
05:53Yes, let's be quiet.
05:56Glamping in Dartford.
05:57I'm so proud of you.
05:59Are you?
06:00I'm so proud of you.
06:01I'm proud of me too.
06:02I'm so proud.
06:03I'm proud of me.
06:04I'm so proud of you, man.
06:06I'm so proud of you.
06:07My boy.
06:08My boy.
06:09Hey, look.
06:10Let's get a takeaway tonight to celebrate.
06:12Jamie, go home.
06:13That sounds good.
06:14I might get something from the fridge.
06:16Poor lad.
06:18Still eating his feelings, huh?
06:20After your mum and dad.
06:21Yeah, thanks.
06:22Anyway, here's what we're gonna do with the money, okay?
06:24Yeah.
06:25We're gonna pay off some debts.
06:26Yeah.
06:27And we're gonna save some for a rainy day.
06:29How about that?
06:30For mental consent.
06:31Oh, yeah.
06:32Right.
06:33Always.
06:34There's never a lot of time.
06:35Um, have you always got something anywhere?
06:37What's up with that?
06:38Why don't we go on holiday?
06:40You're taking a mick?
06:41Abroad.
06:42Like a proper holiday.
06:44Not camping.
06:45You can't afford abroad, hon.
06:47We can!
06:48We can't.
06:49I mean this with love.
06:50It's not gonna be with love, but go on.
06:52Don't you think that this...
06:53What?
06:54...relationship could do with a kick up the arse?
06:56I don't know why you keep saying that.
06:58You say that every few weeks, you know.
07:00This don't need no kick up no arses.
07:03Yeah?
07:04Me and you, we've got chemistry.
07:07Put it there, pal.
07:08Ready?
07:09Is this it?
07:10Good lad.
07:11Did you feel that?
07:12Yeah.
07:13Yeah, no, you're right.
07:14I do feel that.
07:15Every time I see you at the fridge drinking milk straight from the bottle.
07:16Don't drink straight from the bottle.
07:17Yeah, you do.
07:18Don't talk the girls not to lips the bottle either.
07:19Wow.
07:20Lovely.
07:21That's nice, isn't it?
07:22Look at us.
07:23What?
07:24Is this where we are?
07:25Arguing about milk?
07:26Where's the joy?
07:27Where...
07:28Where...
07:29Where is this actually...
07:30What?
07:31We should go to Lapland.
07:33We are not...
07:34What?
07:35We should go...
07:36We should go to Lapland.
07:37No.
07:38That's exactly what we should do.
07:39We should not exactly do that.
07:40Because Mum always wanted to take the kids there, but she never made it.
07:43I know she never made it because she died.
07:45But we could go and make more memories with the kids.
07:48That'd be so nice.
07:49Because at the moment, their main childhood memory is that you shit yourself in Nando's.
07:54Never shit myself in Nando's.
07:55I shit myself outside Nando's.
07:57And I always regretted not making more memories with Mum and now she's...
08:00You know.
08:01Thanks.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Look.
08:04Becky took her lot last year and she said the puddings were massive.
08:07I see what you're doing here.
08:08You're a very smart lady, but I can't...
08:09Yeah, boy.
08:10Do it, Han.
08:11I can't do it.
08:12Fine.
08:13You're absolutely right.
08:14We'll just stay here and do what we normally do.
08:15Yeah?
08:16Nativity, choir, stupid jumpers.
08:18We'll go over to Aunty Janet's for mince pie.
08:19I like Aunty Jenny.
08:20I know you love Aunty Janet's.
08:21I like her.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Sit down and watch GB News with Uncle Colin.
08:27It's a reindeer.
08:28It's a real reindeer.
08:29How you looking at that?
08:30Don't you ever see the brown brother, La Blom?
08:31Yeah, yeah, sit down and watch GB news with uncle Colin
08:52Are you looking at they never see the brown brother
09:01Do you know what I'd rather do? I'd rather watch the chase with Darren and his nan on the 80-inch plasma
09:07Come on Scrooge McDuck, look where we are, we're in the home of Christmas
09:12Why is it so cold? Come on, let's check in
09:15These are too heavy man, you should have got Mongolian, it's the only oleon man
09:21You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not cry, I'm telling you why
09:27Hail is temporary, yeah? Class is permanent, yeah?
09:32No!
09:34It's fully egged!
09:36Yay!
09:40You know this, he's taking it, what?
09:42The baby girl, he stinks doesn't he?
09:44No, thank you
09:46Slowly, slowly, slowly baby, slowly, slowly baby!
09:56Sorry man, ha ha ha
09:58You having fun?
10:01Yeah
10:01Oh, okay
10:03I bet he's warm
10:05Watch me fly!
10:07Ha ha ha
10:13When was the last time us two went out for dinner?
10:15Err, oh, we had that muffin with the big ass during 2014
10:20Anyway, don't go getting any ideas, yeah?
10:25Ordering starters and that, they're expensive
10:27Oh, you're such a flirt
10:28And look at this place, bloody whiter than a front row at a Taylor Swift gig
10:33You love Swifty?
10:34I do a bit, yeah, I do
10:35Look, can you stop moaning for five minutes?
10:38It's supposed to be a proper treat
10:40And it's the food
10:43What?
10:44It's gonna be bland
10:46What do you mean by that?
10:47You know what I mean by that?
10:48Spit it out
10:49Because white people can't cook
10:50Oh!
10:51Racist
10:52I said was
10:53Wow
10:55Put the damn cellar
10:57But hang on, so why did Jamie give your boss a lap down?
11:02Because he's an idiot, okay?
11:03So we're there at the Christmas party, Hawtree, the boss, is eating mince pies, alright?
11:08He drops the crumbs on his lap, Hawtree's innocently just wiping the crumbs away like this, yeah?
11:12Your brother thinks this means give me a lap dance
11:15He comes running from the other side of the room, jumps on Hawtree, starts brooking his back off
11:19Aww
11:20To Cliff Richard songs
11:21Why did Noah stop him?
11:23Because it was funny
11:24And we was recording it, so
11:25You see?
11:27We don't laugh like this at the big house, do we?
11:32We don't
11:36And I'm sorry
11:37Aww
11:38But right now, I'm hungry
11:40I'm hungry
11:41I don't wanna eat
11:42I'm hungry
11:43Wagyu burgers
11:44You wanna eat a Wagyu burger?
11:45Wagyu burgers
11:46They're not cheap
11:47Who are you?
11:48What have you done with my husband?
11:50Hmm?
11:51Can we have an affair?
11:52This one
11:54Yeah
11:56Bro?
11:58Bro?
12:01Watch this
12:02Excuse me, sir
12:03Tell me
12:05Tell me, sir
12:06Have you been naughty or nice this year?
12:10You mean like sexually or what?
12:12What kind of question is that at the dinner table?
12:15It's a Christmas thing we need to say to our customers
12:19Have you been naughty or nice?
12:21Naughty probably, isn't it mostly?
12:22He's naughty, he's a very naughty boy
12:24You've been taking Christmas serious, Randy
12:26I feel like I'm getting radicalised
12:28It doesn't really do, Christmas
12:30Oh, oh, I see
12:33Apologies
12:34That's all right
12:35That's all good
12:40Have you hang up your stocking?
12:46Two Wagyu burgers, please
12:47Oh, thank you
12:48Thank you
12:49Thank you, my guy
12:50No, thank you, bro
12:51Yeah, yeah
12:52I see
12:53Oh, bless him
12:54Listen, after you finish up the dinner here, yeah?
12:56Yeah
12:57I got a little idea
12:58Me and you
12:59But the idea, my guests are on a naughty list
13:04Go!
13:09No, no pushy
13:10No pushy
13:12I don't like it
13:16Go, go, go!
13:25I'm gonna throw my back out of this stupid flippin' ice slide
13:32I hate this holiday
13:34I love this holiday
13:36Little donkey
13:41Little donkey
13:42Little donkey
13:43You're a big donkey
13:44Why are you so heavy for a skinny lady?
13:46Straight to the glacier
13:47Yeah!
13:53Biscuit coma?
13:54We tried to stop him
13:55But in the end he paid us quite a biscuit
13:57Did he?
14:00My little entrepreneurs, I love that
14:02We made those
14:03We did
14:04Dad, I want to know if car one
14:06And the Wi-Fi's down
14:07Wow
14:08Don't you worry about it
14:09Cos your dad is gonna buy you some data roaming
14:12Oh, I'm spending the bread, baby
14:14Man like Dan making me so the data roaming
14:16Well, for you, anything, baby
14:19And guess what?
14:20Sky Blues have just won 4-1
14:22Yes!
14:23I feel like a dad in one of those Christmas adverts
14:26There's not many brown dads in the adverts
14:28But if there was, I'd feel like him
14:30What are you on your phone for?
14:33Just getting bare messages from work, so
14:35Weird, there's bare fireworks outside, so
14:37Come on
14:38You need these hats and these gloves, babe
14:39It's cold out there
14:40Okay, girls
14:41Love you, enjoy the data roaming
14:43Bye, love you, girls
14:44You've got your gloves, you've got your hat
14:45It's freezing out there
14:47I'll be there soon
14:48Love you, girls
14:49Jay
14:50Jay
14:51Free biscuits, Jay
14:52Listen to this
14:53Due to a systems error
14:54Your annual bonus was incorrect
14:55You received £8,000 rather than the designated £800
14:58As a result, you owe recruiting max £7,200
15:00This amount must be returned immediately
15:01Failure to do so
15:02Could result in immediate dismissal and legal action
15:04Happy Christmas
15:05This ain't a happy Christmas, Jay
15:06You are in big trouble
15:07Such big trouble
15:08I would not wanna be you right now
15:09I don't want to be this
15:10You're so happy
15:12Your annual bonus
15:13Your annual bonus was incorrect
15:14Your annual bonus was incorrect
15:15Your annual bonus was incorrect
15:16Your annual bonus was incorrect
15:17You received £8,000 rather than the designated £800
15:18As a result, you owe recruiting max £7,200
15:20This amount must be returned immediately
15:21Failure to do so, could result in immediate dismissal and legal action
15:23And legal action
15:27Happy Christmas
15:28This ain't a happy Christmas, Jay
15:29happy christmas jenny you are in big trouble such big trouble i would not want to be you right now
15:35i don't want to be me right now
15:37everybody get up we're gonna see santa
15:50welcome welcome welcome to my grotto please sit down all of you please sit down
16:06now i hope you have all been very good children what would you like santa to bring you this
16:14christmas i'm thinking like a porsche the elves will try the best
16:21excuse me sister are you okay do you know what i want i would like one picture with this guy
16:29come on let's make that wish come true take a seat smile everybody
16:35merry christmas thank you so much
16:40it is real
16:50and ask you something anything you want
16:56you haven't got like a spare eight thousand pound
16:59see it in a bar
17:00no
17:01no
17:03you're putting it off all day you've got to tell her i'm not going to tell her nothing
17:15why not
17:16look how happy she is
17:20it's going to break her heart it's going to break all their hearts
17:23you can't break it i can leave it hand
17:29oh yeah
17:30i love you man
17:37i love you
17:39i've got something to say
17:42i know
17:44what do you know
17:48i know what you're going to say
17:49do you uh it's a lot
17:51so much
17:52and you're right
17:54it is the first time i've felt happy since mum died
17:58she would have loved it here
18:00right
18:01and i knew this was the right thing to spend the money on
18:05yeah
18:05i love you
18:09come on selfie
18:11yes
18:12get in
18:13come on
18:13it's going to be good and bad yeah
18:28yeah
18:29i'll tell you what's bad
18:31no more room service
18:32no
18:33no
18:33oh come on
18:36excuse me
18:37hi
18:38sorry i hope you don't mind me asking
18:42but i was wondering if
18:43if you'd do me a favour
18:45i'm trying to move my sofa away from the window but
18:48i'm not as strong as i used to be
18:52think you're what i'm thinking
18:53yeah
18:54you go up auntie
18:55we're out
18:56fine
18:57don't spend no money
18:59i'm helping the old lady move the sofa
19:01thank you
19:04thank you so much for helping me with that sofa
19:09oh you're welcome of course
19:11gets me out of kid duty
19:12would you like a brownie
19:15oh thank you
19:17made in holland
19:18lovely aren't they
19:23so good
19:23these um
19:25dutch brownies
19:26have they got
19:27doesn't this place just warm your heart
19:39and chafe your skin
19:41after sledging
19:43you've got arse cheeks like sandpaper
19:45you've been here before
19:48oh yeah
19:49sid and i have been coming here for three decades
19:53oh i thought you were on your own sorry
19:56i'll leave you to it
19:57no
19:58no no
19:59no need
20:00sid's very quiet these days
20:03eh
20:04meet sid
20:08oh
20:09oh
20:10to sid
20:13to sid
20:15and arse cheeks
20:18like sandpaper
20:19hellfire is around the corner for you mate
20:34is that right
20:36jimmy listen to me and listen to me good
20:39you and me
20:40are in this steaming pile of crap
20:42together
20:43what
20:45yeah you heard me
20:46are you here on this holiday right now
20:47yeah
20:48yes you are
20:49which means that technically
20:50you owe me 20%
20:52and a 7,000 to Japan
20:53that i owe recruitment max
20:55do you know how much money that is
20:579,440 pound
20:58is it
20:59can't we just tell Hannah the truth
21:02are you
21:03big man her mum has just died
21:07that was my mum too
21:08yes she was
21:11sorry for your last part with her
21:13all right
21:14always playing
21:15disappointing
21:16two months from her diagnosis to her funeral
21:22that's all we got
21:23and you know what i still haven't cried
21:28not properly
21:31i think
21:33crying is overrated
21:36do you know how i felt after my last massive cry
21:42like crying some more
21:44exactly
21:45for weeks after i would have this dream over and over again
21:53and she would just
21:55walk through the door
21:57as if
21:57nothing was wrong
21:58and then i would wake up
22:01and realize that she had gone
22:03I know
22:06do you know what we need
22:09more brownies
22:12here to fix the drains
22:21say again
22:22the block drains
22:23okay sorry
22:24i thought you were maintenance
22:26because you're
22:26because what
22:27oh hang on
22:29you're here because you recognize us
22:31sean
22:32and sarah
22:33the wedding dance
22:34it went viral
22:35cousins get married
22:36go dance crazy
22:37cousins
22:38first
22:38easy
22:39if you want a selfie with us
22:41this is the best light
22:43now i'm all right thank you
22:45could you just keep the noise down
22:47because my children are sleeping
22:48is that no one left
22:49what about a sleep party
22:49you know come on
22:50come on
22:51this is
22:52so sorry
22:54we will keep it down
22:56hey
22:57do you want to see our dance before you go
22:59the one that
23:01was at your wedding
23:02yeah
23:03the one that went viral
23:04yeah
23:05nah i'm good thank you
23:06every single christmas for 30 years
23:09yeah
23:10every year we brought the kids
23:12then we brought the grandkids
23:15brought
23:17what
23:17brought
23:19not brought
23:20brought
23:20oh
23:21unless you actually came here
23:23brought
23:24brought kids off someone
23:27yeah
23:27do you enjoy teasing older women
23:32i'm sorry i guess um
23:34i guess it was a bit cheeky wasn't it
23:36i suppose i always just um
23:41just did that with my mum
23:44no
23:45no no no
23:47do you know what we need
23:49more brownies
23:53no we don't
23:54you've had enough
23:55have i been here for days
24:00i've lost the concept of time completely
24:03i need to go home
24:05i've had such a lovely night
24:08me too
24:09don't slip and go ahead first in that fire
24:11i've got this
24:12i've absolutely got this
24:15i don't know what your husband will say
24:18lily i love you
24:19i just think this place is so magical
24:22i love it here
24:24i never want to leave lily
24:26i think i need crisps
24:29everyone knows you stole the money
24:59you're all right
25:02you're mumbling about elves
25:03you're having sex dreams about elves again
25:06oh
25:06yeah
25:08yeah
25:10okay well i'll only be an hour
25:16see you in a bit okay
25:17bye mum
25:18see you later
25:19the alpine sauna
25:20you okay if i go
25:21arsalan
25:23the alpine sauna
25:25all right then
25:27and i might um
25:29snog the elf at the gift shop
25:31run off with him yeah
25:33yeah
25:35yeah
25:35yeah
25:36yeah
25:36okay
25:37you two come with us
25:43now
25:44what is this
25:46we know everything
25:47what the bonus
25:48the debt
25:49everything
25:50how you know about that
25:50we read all your work emails
25:52when we use your ipad
25:54it's a lucy from account
25:54still banned from tinder
25:56oh god
25:56oh my god
25:57we also know you're keeping it a secret
25:58from mum
25:59but luckily for you
26:01we've got a plan
26:02thank you
26:03what's the plan again
26:05we win the money
26:12talent shop
26:13talent shop
26:14girls we can't do that
26:16we're serious
26:16we teach you our tiktok dances
26:18and we win the money
26:20no no no no
26:20we can't do that girls
26:21everyone loves
26:22a performing family
26:24do they
26:25no no no
26:27we can't do this girls
26:28you're right
26:29better off losing your job
26:31your house
26:32your family
26:34family
26:34and going to prison
26:36where my teacher says island up
26:38that's cute
26:39i'm sorry guys
26:43the thousand euros is not enough anyway
26:46welcome to phase two
26:47you give it to darren at work
26:49and he puts it into the chinese crypto
26:51oi
26:51that is smart
26:53my little spartans
26:54come here
26:54i'm not gonna lie
26:55oh
26:56and not a word
26:57to mum
26:58you know what
26:58slightly this could work you know
27:01done no
27:01slightly
27:02one other thing
27:03you have to get me my own reindeer
27:05to take home on the plane
27:06let's do it
27:08let's do it
27:10no no hold on
27:11that is smart
27:11listen that's smart
27:12but the right thing to do
27:14yeah
27:14is tell hannah
27:16but are you
27:17are you mad
27:18tell hannah
27:20look at the year she's had
27:21she's so happy right now
27:23oh
27:24you're doing it too
27:26that's so cute
27:26oh can't wait
27:28and can we just say
27:31um it is so nice
27:32to see a family like you here
27:34like blended
27:35in more ways than one
27:36yeah
27:36because you're interracial
27:37and you're into each other
27:39no hold on
27:40no
27:41there you are
27:41i'm not a couple
27:42that's my body
27:42that's what i'm saying
27:43okay
27:44enjoy the snow
27:45i imagine you don't really get that
27:47where you come from
27:48now we've got snowy commentary
27:49thank you very much
27:50okay see you at the show
27:51see you at the show
27:52bye
27:54so jolly
27:56how are we gonna beat them
27:58don't worry about them
27:59we've got plans
28:00come on
28:01are you insane
28:04no i'm not insane
28:06i'm just doing what you asked me to do
28:08i'm out here spending time with the girls
28:09and making memories and all that kind of stuff
28:11i mean this with love
28:11it's not gonna be with love
28:12but go on
28:13i'm a bit worried
28:15boy
28:15last time you danced
28:17people thought you were having a seizure
28:19okay
28:20everyone
28:21first we need to watch the tiktok versions
28:23and then we can start doing rehearsals
28:26hi
28:28bye
28:28you little bow
28:33nothing can stop us from winning this
28:42three
28:43three
28:43four
28:44five
28:44six
28:45woo
28:47okay
28:48all right
28:49should we go
28:51might have some work to do
28:52we're gonna keep you to move
28:55up
28:55flat
28:57hold
28:58and pull
28:59up
29:01out
29:01pull
29:02pull
29:02you're going fast
29:03you're going fast
29:04yes
29:06oh that's good
29:08that's not good
29:09very good
29:10very good
29:11three
29:11two
29:12one
29:12up
29:13down
29:13pull
29:14pull
29:15embarrassing
29:16okay
29:16okay
29:17pull
29:18back
29:18back
29:18pull
29:19pull
29:20one
29:20two
29:21three
29:21and four
29:22oh
29:22back
29:23pull
29:24pull
29:24back
29:25side
29:26side
29:26side
29:27side
29:27that's the end
29:28one
29:28that's one of you
29:29six
29:29oh no
29:30no
29:31no
29:32i knew it
29:33oh great
29:34i think we're good
29:35i think we're good
29:35i think we're good
29:36yeah
29:37seriously
29:44all i'm saying is
29:46hearing six burps
29:48isn't the thing i miss most about him
29:50although
29:51he's definitely in the top ten
29:54even
29:55the smell
29:57i wish i could forget my husband's burps
30:00i have smelt
30:01sid's burps across six different decades
30:05our salons are somewhere between
30:07crab sticks and damp
30:09nice
30:10all i'm saying is you know seize the day
30:17you don't know when you're gonna miss those burps
30:19trust me i won't
30:21trust me you will
30:22me and sid we used to ride the reindeer trail
30:26and every year we used to stop under the northern lights
30:30and the last thing sid said to me
30:33was that he wanted me
30:35to scatter his ashes
30:37under the northern lights
30:41it's so beautiful
30:43we must do it
30:45don't
30:46it can be too much
30:52thanks for the money da
30:57see you later
30:57they're too powerful
30:58this secret's got you over a barrel bruv
31:01you created monsters
31:0340 euros
31:04for a sandwich
31:06and hot chocolate
31:07i'm gonna starve out here
31:08my blood sugar can't handle all that
31:09what do you want me to do
31:10these girls have got us down bad man
31:12they cleared us out
31:12bad down
31:14i don't want to offend you
31:15but ramadan is way better vibes than this
31:17ramadan would be sick here
31:19think about it
31:21four hours a day like
31:22the rest of the time
31:23what you doing
31:23you're munching
31:24and you've got time for the spiritual devotion
31:26and self-reflection too
31:27obviously
31:28do i need to be sorry
31:29no
31:30no
31:30that's actually a sick idea
31:32that's a sick idea right there
31:33got me a sick idea
31:34special hug
31:34not right now
31:35that's fine by me
31:36that's cool
31:36that's sean and sarah's breakfast
31:52intercept intercept
31:53we'll take this
31:57our aunts and uncle love it
31:58when we bring them breakfast
31:59in the morning
32:00oh
32:01oh
32:01excellent
32:02saves me seeing their wedding dance
32:05again
32:06yeah
32:07bye
32:08activate operation
32:12drain water
32:13nice
32:23nice to be good for the sockets
32:29Ooh.
32:41Needs too big for the sockets.
32:43Wow.
32:45It's both ends.
32:47I think it's viral.
32:49A bit like a wedding dance. Sorry.
32:51Nothing. Get more soon. Stay hydrated.
32:53Ah, there you go.
32:55Yes, baby.
32:59Oh, no.
33:01OK.
33:03Let's go win this telecompetition.
33:051,000 euros up for grabs.
33:07It's not all about winning, you know.
33:09Let's have a good time.
33:11Mum, we came here to win.
33:13All right, calm down.
33:15We're about to cut these rugs and get this money.
33:19Come on, come on, my little little ears.
33:21Come on, come on.
33:23Let's go. Come on, then.
33:25OK, love you. Love you.
33:27Don't love you.
33:29Don't love you.
33:39That's not the car.
33:41That's not the car.
33:43That's not the car.
33:45OK.
33:47Thank you to the amazing Beverly.
33:51Right.
33:53OK, so next up.
33:57Please welcome the full force Faroukis.
34:01Here we go.
34:07Here we go.
34:09Bye.
34:11Bye.
34:15Yeah.
34:17Yeah.
34:19Yeah, yeah.
34:21Yeah.
34:23Bye.
34:25Bye.
34:27Bye.
34:29Bye.
34:31Bye.
34:33Bye.
34:35Say, because we got a beat, the gents won't end
34:37So you better get ready to rock, my friend
34:40See, we got some news that you can use
34:42And offer that you can't refuse
34:44We're giving up, honey, and you're going to come
34:46Because you're the one
34:47Red, yellow, black, white, brown
34:51And I'm always a weak and all get down
34:53So just take the time and enjoy yourself
34:55And you're not as good as anyone else
34:57So come on
34:58Bring your hand up, bring your hand
34:59It's too ugly, but I say
35:02Sorry, I got lost in the music
35:14Whoops
35:15I felt it
35:21I feel like this relationship
35:23has to do with a bit of excitement
35:25It is the first time
35:28I've felt happy since mum died
35:30You stop the money, you stop
35:32You are in big trouble
35:34We win the money, win the money
35:37We win
35:38Melody
35:42With fire and tell the news
35:43You can't rip your belt
35:45See, I'm so mad, I'm so mad
35:47So I ride with my big world dreams
35:49And I'm missing it
35:50So they're not the best
35:52And I'm ready to rock
35:53At your request
35:54Don't worry, time to go
35:55With your pants up
35:56I ride who's gonna do the rest
35:58Grandmaster, a cut-basta
36:00A bit in it, no
36:02Sun to the bone, full-grown
36:04He's a one of a kind
36:05And flash his photo right
36:06Yeah, I
36:07Just breathe, breathe
36:08To the crew
36:09Hold it
36:10I gotta go
36:33I gotta go
36:34I gotta go
36:35Yeah, I promise
36:36I promise
36:36I promise
36:37You'll get to mama
36:38Yeah
36:39A thousand joiners
36:43We should give the prize money to Lily
36:47Say what?
36:52Hey girls
36:54You guys just go and live your lives
36:57On your devices
36:58No time limit today, okay?
36:59Love you
37:00Night, my little spies
37:01Love you, darlings. Smashed it.
37:05You being silly. You're jogging around.
37:07Well, she wants to scatter Sid's ashes under the northern lights.
37:10Who is Sid?
37:11Well, her husband, he's dead.
37:13Oh, come on, it'll be so magical.
37:15We should pay for it.
37:17Why would you say that?
37:18Come on, we can afford it.
37:19We really can't.
37:20We can afford it.
37:21We really can't.
37:21Not right now.
37:22Babe, you're holding a grand in your hand.
37:26Do you know what I mean?
37:26It's the right thing to do, plus memories are more important than money, aren't they?
37:29Yeah, come on, you know it's going to feel good giving her closure.
37:33You know what's going to feel better?
37:35Keep the money.
37:36It's going to feel great.
37:38See, Jamie agrees.
37:38The old lady, she's just lost her husband.
37:40I don't care about Lily.
37:42I certainly don't care about Sid.
37:44How can you say that you don't care?
37:45I'm saying it.
37:46Sweet old lady.
37:48You're not sweet.
37:48She is, and she just, she reminds me of mum.
37:52She's got, you know.
37:53Oh, no.
37:54Yeah.
37:55This is what this is.
37:56Have you seen her eyes?
37:57They're very, very similar.
37:58Don't do it.
38:00Yeah.
38:00Don't do it.
38:01Yeah.
38:01Because you know your mum.
38:02The mannerisms are really similar, like...
38:05Mum's gone, isn't it?
38:07The way she carries her handbag and stuff, and the way she...
38:10Walks.
38:12She smells like lemon sorbet.
38:14What are you doing now?
38:15They smell the same.
38:18It is mum.
38:19It's not mum.
38:20It is mum, isn't it?
38:21I feel that she's here.
38:23It is.
38:23How is it, mum?
38:24Is your mum called Lily?
38:25It is.
38:25Is your dad Sid?
38:26They smell the same as the...
38:29It's mum, isn't it?
38:30It's mum.
38:32Yeah.
38:33I will not mess up here.
38:34Oh, sis.
38:35It's my sis.
38:36Tell me I sound so mad.
38:38Oh, my God.
38:42Mum.
38:43Mum.
38:45I'm watching you fall.
38:49I put people around.
38:51Baby, please, come on
38:55The church bells are down
38:59Our ringing song
39:03What a happy sound
39:06Baby, please, come on
39:10You didn't hear that?
39:12You did me dirty last night, you know?
39:14Crying in front of your sister. What did you do that for?
39:17Smell a lemon salt, but it did me in.
39:20I think it's actually mum.
39:21Did all mums smell a lemon sorbet?
39:24Yours did.
39:33Oh, good.
39:34Can you imagine if you should actually reel reindeer like that?
39:40Jay, it's a reindeer kebab.
39:42What do you think it's made out of?
39:46Serious? Yeah? Whoa.
39:48It's quite nice, to be fair.
39:49Sorry, Rudolph.
39:50Where am I going to get this money?
39:53Plus-size modelling.
39:57I'm kind of sexy for a fat guy, too.
39:59Always said that.
40:00You always have said that.
40:01Or sell your body hair.
40:03Sorry?
40:04There's this place in China that makes wigs using human hair.
40:07You're a hairy guy.
40:10Obviously, I don't know that for sure.
40:12I'm just assuming, but...
40:14You know what? I am.
40:16I'm doomed.
40:17Damnation.
40:18Man's forsaken.
40:19Don't eat bacon.
40:19Jamie?
40:20Jamie?
40:20Yeah?
40:21Did you tell work that we're in Lapland?
40:28Yes.
40:30Yes, I did.
40:32Webcam.
40:33What webcam?
40:34Give the boys a wave.
40:35With that live stream.
40:36Yeah?
40:37Jamie, you're an idiot.
40:38What's the problem?
40:38I liked your dancing yesterday.
40:46Yo!
40:47Where you going, man?
40:49Brother, I can't mess this up again.
40:51You're going to be fine.
40:52Proveces?
40:53100%.
40:54Are you sure 50 is enough?
40:55Easy.
40:56Hello, sir.
40:57You all right?
40:58Yeah.
40:58I need you to do me a favor, okay?
41:00This favor is very simple.
41:02And when my family arrive here, you need to tell them that all of your very lovely rides here
41:05are completely sold out for the day.
41:07You can't go in anymore.
41:08Go back to the hotel.
41:09Do you understand?
41:10Understood, sir.
41:11Are you locked in?
41:11Yeah.
41:12If you do this for me, if you do this for us, we're going to stay for you.
41:17Hold that, sir.
41:18Understood.
41:19All right.
41:19Understood, sir.
41:20Yeah?
41:21Yeah.
41:21Yeah?
41:21Come on in.
41:37Hey!
41:37Hi!
41:38So, this is my beautiful family.
41:40Hello.
41:41And we need, sir, your very best reindeer ride to see the Northern Lights.
41:46And for the ride, sir, I have a thousand euros for you.
41:51No problem.
41:52No problem.
41:52What?
41:53No problem.
41:53Why, huh?
41:54No problem, sir.
41:55No problem, sir.
41:58Are you sure you're not all booked out?
42:00No, sir.
42:01No.
42:03Why don't you guys go and pick your favorite sleigh over there?
42:06Yes!
42:07Yes!
42:08Yes!
42:09No, you as...
42:10Why are you doing me like that?
42:11Why?
42:12Because I've got kids to feed.
42:13I've got kids to feed.
42:14And actually, the ride is a 1,100 euros.
42:17So, you owe me another 100.
42:20This is your final voyage.
42:21Oh, God.
42:22Oh, God.
42:23I'm on a reindeer ride with my dad.
42:40Say something.
42:41I don't really like reindeer.
42:42No, no.
42:43Say something nice.
42:44What, nice?
42:45Yeah, yeah.
42:46Like, happy.
42:47OK.
42:48I'm so happy to be here with my baby girl on these reindeer.
42:51They smell funny, though.
42:52You ever feel like they couldn't speak to you, do you think, Leila?
42:57Yeah.
42:58Do you think so?
43:19OK?
43:22I don't know how you say it.
43:23Mm-hmm.
43:24I don't know how you say it.
43:25I don't know how you say it.
43:27I don't know how you say it.
43:28I don't know how you say it.
43:32Oh, my God.
44:02My days.
44:09My darling, I love you.
44:32Hi, turn it off.
44:48What am I at home?
44:50Will I tell you what I told you at mum's funeral?
44:52S Club is inappropriate morning music.
44:59Dude.
45:00Turn it off.
45:02Turn it off.
45:03Turn it off.
45:04Turn it off.
45:05Turn it off.
45:06Turn it off.
45:11Thank God she's hold of hearing.
45:18You didn't have to do this, but thank you.
45:20Thank you, thank you, thank you.
45:24Memories are worth more than money.
45:28Just can't stop thinking about.
45:30It turned out so bad.
45:32Yeah, give him a hug.
45:33Come here.
45:36Oh, it's all right.
45:37It's all right.
45:42All right, auntie.
45:43Yeah.
45:48I can see how much this meant here.
45:51Can we get out of here now because it feels very cold tea.
45:54You all right, auntie?
45:55You all right?
45:56Mm-hmm.
46:00You know, I think I'd be sad if you died.
46:03You think?
46:04It's just hard to be sure.
46:06Get in this lane.
46:07Go on.
46:09Hard to be sure.
46:13Thank you for everything.
46:15I couldn't have done it on my own.
46:17I'm just so happy we gave you this big send off.
46:20Bless you.
46:21Yeah.
46:22See you.
46:23See you tomorrow.
46:24Walk me down the hall, girls.
46:25Okay.
46:28I needed that, you know.
46:32I know.
46:35She's like an angel.
46:44She's kind of old for an angel, honey.
46:47That angel needs a heat replacement.
46:52No?
46:54No.
47:06You two have got a very special mum and dad.
47:09Do you know that?
47:11Well, we have a very special mum.
47:13Will you give them an extra big hug tonight?
47:15Promise?
47:16Dad will get enough hugs in prison.
47:18What are you talking about?
47:26Hi.
47:27We're back.
47:28Oh, hello.
47:30Did Lily get back okay?
47:31Oh, yeah.
47:32She says she loves you.
47:34What did she say about me, baby girl?
47:36Um, she says she thinks you'll manage okay in prison.
47:43Why would your dad be going to prison?
47:44No one's going to prison.
47:45No one's going to prison.
47:47Not silly.
47:48Not silly.
47:49He's not going to prison.
47:51He's right.
47:52They'll probably just make you pay her back, to be honest.
47:55You know what time is?
47:56Yeah?
47:57Time to sing a Christmas carol.
47:59Okay.
48:00Are we ready?
48:01Oh, yeah.
48:03Silent night.
48:04Silent night.
48:05Silent night.
48:07Wow.
48:08Silent night.
48:11Holy night.
48:15Silence.
48:16God loves pure blood in heavenly peace.
48:21Bond a sleigh.
48:22Bond a sleigh all day.
48:26Sleep in heavenly peace.
48:29Stay out of my yard.
48:30Sleep in heavenly peace.
48:32What's Santa doing in my yard?
48:34You better tell me what's going on now.
48:44I don't know where to begin.
48:46How about poisoning the newlyweds with drain water in their coffee?
48:50Let's go.
48:51One day she'll learn it, inshallah.
48:53Well, we did have a plan, didn't we?
48:58Have a plan.
48:59We were going to take the winnings and then give it to Darren
49:03so he can invest in Chinese crypto.
49:05Darren?
49:06Who lives with his nan?
49:09Darren, who's banned from the swimming pool?
49:11Are you off your tights?
49:13You and I need a chat.
49:14Right, you lot, bed.
49:16Oh, don't go.
49:17Don't go.
49:22Can I go on my phone a bit before bed?
49:24If you've done leaves and teeth.
49:29Stay for a bit, innit?
49:31Anna, what are we going to do?
49:46I don't know.
49:48I think some things we have to.
49:52And not this time.
49:54People like us can't just figure out 7,200 pounds, can they?
50:00With everything you've been through this year,
50:02I just wanted you to have the perfect Christmas, you know?
50:06And look what I've done.
50:09There's no amount of Father Christmases and Reindeers
50:12that are going to sort this out, so...
50:15I'm sorry.
50:18You lied to me for days.
50:22You hatched a stupid plan.
50:25You roped my brother and my kids into this.
50:29And you did it all behind my back.
50:35That...
50:37is the nicest thing...
50:40anyone's ever done for me.
50:44Say it again?
50:48You were protecting me.
50:50Was I?
50:51Yeah.
50:53Yeah, yeah.
50:54Because you knew how much it meant because of my mum.
50:57Yeah, I said that.
50:58Yeah.
50:59That's what I said.
51:00Yes.
51:01You gave me the perfect Christmas.
51:03Did I?
51:05This is perfect Christmas for you?
51:06Yeah.
51:07You don't even believe in Christmas.
51:10Not really.
51:12Oh, you're a dick.
51:14I'll take it.
51:15Yeah?
51:16Yeah, I'll take it.
51:17Yeah, I'll take that.
51:18That one.
51:19But I love you.
51:21Do you?
51:22You're my best mate,
51:23and you're the love of my life,
51:24and I love you.
51:25Oh, my God.
51:29Oh, no.
51:30To be honest with you,
51:31this went so much better than I thought it would.
51:49You should go out and do something.
51:51Something that's free.
51:53I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:59I might go and see Lily then.
52:01I'm sorry.
52:02I'm sorry.
52:03Um,
52:04I'm sorry.
52:05You are my bad old friend.
52:06I'm sorry.
52:07I'm sorry.
52:08Oh.
52:10Oh, my God.
52:11I'm sorry.
52:12It just felt weird.
52:41I thought she was never even there.
52:46I thought she might have, I don't know, I didn't even get her email.
52:51Do you even have an email when you're 84?
52:56Look, I feel sympathetic towards you two and your new mum, but either this auntie buzzed
53:03this morning or she's a ghost, okay?
53:08I've got bigger fish to fry anyway, it's really big fish.
53:12Seven grand fish.
53:14Yeah, I got the whole fish thing, but what do you want to do?
53:22Try and get a refund on this last three days.
53:24They're never going to give you a refund.
53:26How do you don't know that?
53:28Because they won't.
53:29Let's try.
53:30Really?
53:31We'll travel me.
53:32Yeah?
53:33Yeah.
53:34Come on then.
53:35Come on.
53:36I've got stuff to do.
53:39Oh.
53:40Oh!
53:41Lily.
53:42If you're there, give me a sign.
53:54No?
53:55Right then.
53:56Cool.
53:57I'm afraid we can't really order more snow, sir.
54:02She comes from the sky.
54:03Trip advisor will hear about this, Lena.
54:06No stars.
54:07Lena.
54:08Merry Christmas.
54:10Hello, sir.
54:11Hello.
54:12Hello, madam.
54:13How are you?
54:14So, Sister Lena, we have an issue.
54:17Our kids are sick.
54:18Right.
54:19And we don't want anyone else to get sick, okay?
54:23So, we're probably going to cut early from this Lapland.
54:26They're so ill.
54:27Right.
54:28And as a result, my wife had the idea that we could possibly get a refund on the last three
54:32days of our stay, just to get these sick children out of your hotel.
54:35Can I have your room number, please, sir?
54:3629.
54:37Right.
54:38A lot of vomit up in 29, you know.
54:41I'm afraid no.
54:42No refund.
54:43Once a room is booked, the amount must be paid in full, regardless of occupancy.
54:47Could you do something for us?
54:50Kids are sick, man.
54:51No refund.
54:52No refund.
54:53No refund.
54:54Full stop.
54:55Thank you, Leona.
54:56You've been so helpful.
54:57Merry Christmas.
54:58No, you.
54:59You.
55:00Merry Christmas.
55:01Oh, Mrs. Baruchi.
55:03This was left for you this morning.
55:05Merry Christmas.
55:06No, no, really.
55:07Merry Christmas to you.
55:18What's up?
55:19Us!
55:21None of them.
55:24Wait, wait, wait.
55:25Wait, wait.
55:29So, Solana and Hannah, memories are worth more than money.
55:32See you back here next year, your Auntie Lily.
55:34Lily.
55:41Hey, yo!
55:42What?
55:43Is everything okay, sir?
55:45Yes.
55:46More than all right.
55:47Oh.
55:48How did Lily lift you £8,000?
55:49Yeah.
55:50Oh, Lily.
55:51Yeah.
55:52Yes, she has always been such a generous lady.
55:54It's unusual for someone so wealthy.
55:56Is it?
55:57Yeah.
55:58Yeah.
55:59How much wealthy?
56:00Her and her husband made their fortune in blankets.
56:04I love blankets.
56:05Oh, she is the best costume we've ever had.
56:08What a wonderful lady.
56:09She really is.
56:10Yeah.
56:11Merry Christmas.
56:12Merry Christmas.
56:13Be got me something, Nina.
56:16Hello?
56:17Arsalan?
56:18Arsalan Faruqi?
56:19It's Dominic Hawtry.
56:20What?
56:21We've been urgently trying to get hold of you.
56:22Yes.
56:23Mr. Hawtry, how are you?
56:24You've been avoiding us for days and you owe us £7,200 immediately.
56:29Immediately?
56:30Listen, mate.
56:31Mate?
56:32If it's agreeable with you, I'd like to send you that amount in the a.m.
56:36By tomorrow?
56:37Well, yes, I suppose that would be acceptable.
56:38Yeah?
56:39Okay.
56:40Thank you, Hawtry.
56:41See you when I'm back in the office.
56:42Lars, we really should be considering your position here in England.
56:44All the best, Hawtry.
56:45Bye.
56:46Bye.
56:47Oh, um, by the way.
56:50Yeah?
56:51Let me know if you need a doctor.
56:53Huh?
56:54Why?
56:55For your sick child.
56:56Ah, them kids.
56:57I think they're feeling a bit...
56:59Much better with eight bags.
57:01Oh.
57:02Oh.
57:03Great.
57:04Open the lid.
57:05Get in the lid, cos...
57:06Get...
57:07Let's go tell the girls.
57:08Angie!
57:09Lily!
57:10Lily!
57:11Lily!
57:12Lily!
57:13Lily!
57:14Lily!
57:15Woo!
57:16Let's do the dance one more time.
57:19Absolutely not, little girl.
57:21No more dancing.
57:22I'm back so in.
57:25Hi.
57:26I just wanted to say...
57:28Merry Christmas.
57:30Yeah.
57:31Yay!
57:32Yes!
57:33Yes!
57:36It's nice, eh?
57:38Yes!
57:39Nice, eh?
57:40Ah...
57:41That's nice, eh?
57:43What?
57:44Why is the lady from reception abducting you, uncle?
58:04Now that is a Christmas miracle.
58:08Salaam, love land.
58:09You were terrible.
58:10We ain't never come back to this cold place again.
58:12Shall we go somewhere home next year?
58:14Let's go Auntie Janice, man.
58:15She's always got the heating on too high.
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