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00:00:00Christmas!

00:00:15Welcome to my Christmas quiz night and to everyone who left their outdoor lights up from last year

00:00:21Well done your entire street to slag you off for 11 months, but finally you showed him

00:00:27My wonderful guests will be wrapping presents watching some Christmas telly and blaming each other

00:00:34If someone on their team gets the question wrong just like a typical Christmas in their own houses

00:00:39You can play along at home to support yourself a tea Maria take the cling film off your volivants and let's get started

00:00:49With comedian and author Shafi Korsandi we have fairy godmother and birds of a feather star Leslie Joseph

00:00:56And her ugly sister dame Christopher biggins

00:01:03And with actor and comedian John Thompson we have the lovely Debbie McGee and the equally lovely comedian Stephen Bailey

00:01:17Christopher you've never had a Christmas at home of you when you've not been in pants

00:01:21So now I'm always doing pantser, but I did do Christmas one year at my house

00:01:25And we had I think 14 people over who and we managed to cook we had tables all joined together and a great friend of mine

00:01:32His mum sat opposite me and she wanted to go to the loop one particular point and she got up and she was wearing a lovely paper hat

00:01:39And she put her head forward and hit a candle and the whole of her head went up in flames

00:01:47Now Leslie what's going on here long big in touch you and me that's when we were we were doing tipping points

00:01:54Do you remember I do you've got a Christmas tradition don't you know I have I have I have I love doing my own

00:02:00Christmas cards and I've been doing it for about 25 years so every year I find a picture that it might be me on a camel

00:02:08It might be me outside number 10 it might be me with I've did one with my head upside down in the inner in a bucket

00:02:16I'm just everything now

00:02:19Well just a quiet night at home with a few friends

00:02:23Shaffi what are your Christmas memories well my mum and dad aren't

00:02:29Originally from this country and they did not understand Christmas trees my mum decorated a and yucca plant

00:02:39You want to bring a tree in from the garden I said no you know you go to the garden center and you get a tree and then I was telling her about

00:02:46Santa and she's like what a man's coming down the chimney and leaving you present

00:02:50It's a bit mad when you think about it is a bit mad so now that I'm an adult because there was a bit of a deficit of a traditional Christmas

00:02:56I go to town

00:02:58Right, so this is what I mean. This is our Christmases like my mum my mum and dad would make an effort by taking us to a friend's house

00:03:05But nothing much will be going on and I would just sit there a bored 15 year old

00:03:09Because I spent most of Christmas day just reading on my own really bored with no pressure literally your Christmas day literally I was there all day

00:03:17No Santa nothing John here's you

00:03:25So what did the Thompson's go up to at Christmas we'd get together we're very small family

00:03:29But I used to look boxing there weren't some bananas and it was always the same bingo right beetle drive and

00:03:35Indoor fireworks that was brilliant love the 80s. Yeah, yeah, Debbie who do you have round at your house at Christmas?

00:03:42Well, it's always a big family affairs like Christmas morning. We have a big tradition. Oh, what's that whiskey porridge?

00:03:50Anyone have whiskey porridge while I know that years ago what happens well years ago Paul and I was staying in the lake district and it was one of those hotels that you had to eat what they gave you there

00:04:00Wasn't a choice and breakfast was whiskey porridge, and we said right. We're gonna steal that for Christmas morning

00:04:05I think we'll be doing that even my darling you're named after my favorite part of Christmas Bailey's

00:04:12Any festive traditions in your family?

00:04:15Yes, when we were kids my cousin always made us dress up as elves with like a bin bag and we had to go around and give out

00:04:23So I was glad I just love that we've gone to that much effort, but then with a sack

00:04:28We've just gone get a bag. Do you know what we've done the costumes. We'll just do a bin bag

00:04:33Anyway, enough of that. This is supposed to be a quiz

00:04:36So I'm about to give you some questions, and I would like to receive some correct answers

00:04:41Shappie your team's first in an old style box of quality streets, which one is the blue one?

00:04:47Purple

00:04:49Oh

00:04:51As I'm dressed as a quality street, I can confidently say coconut. Shappie. Well done

00:05:01Aka the one that goes straight in the bin

00:05:05John's team what item has been made annually on TV for more than 60 years and requires

00:05:12Galvanized wire pliers four peppercorn canister lids

00:05:17Fireproof tinsel four candles and four coats always go on. It's the blue peter advent crown

00:05:27It was the flavor child and since it that is team. What has this building got to do with Christmas? Oh

00:05:35Yes, it's the house from home alone, and in case you want to visit it

00:05:39It's on Lincoln Avenue in Chicago, Illinois

00:05:42And he'll spot it because it's the one with a massive fence outside that says please for the love of God leave us alone

00:05:49This is 1979

00:05:51What has been released annually in time for Christmas and has sold more than two million copies in total and occasionally?

00:05:58Contains topless photos at a calendar calendar which one?

00:06:03Chippendales not bad answer

00:06:06It's not a bad answer

00:06:08Pirelli tires

00:06:09Oh, they used to be famous. We're gonna have to hurry you. Pirelli tires. Nearly Cliff Richard

00:06:17You're gonna say a different kind of tire then

00:06:21Can we have half a point for calendar? Yes, okay

00:06:24Which shopping guide first published in 1973 was at one time the most widely printed publication in Europe?

00:06:31Shopping guide shopping guide for words

00:06:34What was little words?

00:06:37Yes, it was the Argos catalogue yay who used to pour over the Argos catalogue when you know we all do used to circle it all me

00:06:46It wasn't really Christmas if you didn't circle every single toy in the Argos catalogue only for your parents are just laughing your face

00:06:53Okay, according to the rarely seen introduction to the film

00:06:57This is really unusual this which music legend did the little boy in the snowman apparently grow up to be

00:07:03I didn't know this don't you become Alan Jones? No, that's who sings on it

00:07:10The clue is in the word rarely seen and I haven't seen it

00:07:16Anyone

00:07:18One person knows it

00:07:20Bowie Zoe Zoe David Bowie yes, it was beating get it. No, we didn't let us have a look at a wistful Bowie rocking a Christmas jumper

00:07:29Charmingly weaving a nostalgic tale from his old attic

00:07:35Satics full of memories for me

00:07:38We spent all our summers by the seaside

00:07:40And in winter at home by the fire

00:07:45Frost on the window and snow

00:07:47Snow

00:07:50Snowballs and making snowmen

00:07:54One winter I met a really big snowman

00:07:57He got the scarf for me

00:08:00You see it was a real snowman

00:08:09Unbelievable now I've got to stop here because I've just heard that young Leslie Joseph here worked with him

00:08:15First person I ever worked with when I left drama school in 1967 my agent there Michael Summonson said would you like to do a television?

00:08:22Which I've never done I don't just left drama school and I said yes

00:08:25I'd love to he said well

00:08:26I've got somebody else who's do it with you and we used to travel out to Teddington every day

00:08:30And I went and he always used to say come and see Angie and me at the arts lab come and see Angie me at the arts lab

00:08:35And he wasn't known as David Bowie then and I always say yes, I will and I never did and it was David Bowie

00:08:40He was the first person I ever worked with

00:08:42Leslie that's unbelievable

00:08:44First person I ever worked with was Kerry Katona

00:08:46Okay, teams time for the Christmassy mystery box

00:08:57John Johnny's been

00:09:01Santa's delivered you a present John and in your box are three Christmas items

00:09:06I'd like you to reach inside and without looking you've got to describe them to your mates and you get a point for each one

00:09:12They correctly identify now for our viewers at home. Here's what's in the box if you don't want to know look away now

00:09:22Okay, John now I'm get it. I've got a jar glass jar a teaspoon in it

00:09:29So I'm guessing the number one condiment on the Christmas table

00:09:34Right well

00:09:40Right it's popular. It's a popular

00:09:45confectionary

00:09:47In a pastry guys mince pie correct mince pie

00:09:55My fingers know

00:09:58That's not I've got on that one

00:10:00All right, so it's what your mom and dad said that they only got one of these in their stocking and a few nuts

00:10:17Three points there. It was a satsuma mince pie and some cranberry sauce

00:10:21Okay, Shopee the Christmassy mystery box has traveled on Santa's sleigh to your desk for our viewers at home. Here's what's in the box

00:10:30Okay, Shopee have a feel and see if you can describe your team what the three items are remember

00:10:37They're all Christmassy foods. All right. There's a bowl of something okay

00:10:41Ah now everyone pretends that they like these but they're a bit like Marmite

00:10:47No, I mean they're literally taste of Marmite. They're like they look like little sticks. Oh

00:10:52Oh, yeah, I like them. Yeah, yes

00:10:58Well done. Yes

00:11:03Now I'm picking up something cold

00:11:05Oh, I know also it also in a bowl on for my hands and it's going to be squashy

00:11:09Oh, that's very creamy at the top and then a bit like trifle. I think that is I mean if that's not trifle

00:11:16I don't want it

00:11:22Right oh is another bowl

00:11:24I'm really scared about my hand in it. Okay. Oh

00:11:27These are warm and they're round sausages. No, they're like come like little balls like little balls. No, I'm all around my mom in it

00:11:37I put my thumb in this warm mushy

00:11:40It's like a ball a ball. Yeah, it's like a fat stuffy

00:11:53Yes, it was a trifle stuffing balls and some twiglets. Okay, who wants to see how twiglets are made?

00:11:59Yes, me too, but instead let's watch some illuminating footage of mr

00:12:04Bean using his trademark creative thinking to make some twiglet alternatives

00:12:10Oh

00:12:12At the end of that round,

00:12:41John's team you've scored four and a half and Shappi's team you scored six.

00:12:49It's nearly time for the break but I'm feeling festive so let's pull a cracker.

00:12:54Shappi and Biggings. Do you want to start us off?

00:12:56Yes, indeed. Right behind you.

00:12:58Yes, it is behind me.

00:13:00Oh, no it's not.

00:13:03That's the first one.

00:13:05Ready?

00:13:07Oh, look I've got it here.

00:13:10As if by magic.

00:13:12What do you call Santa if he forgets to wear underwear?

00:13:17Oh, well, we'll find out the punchline after the break.

00:13:21Welcome back. Before the break, we've pulled the cracker and asked, what do you call Santa if he forgets to wear underwear?

00:13:41Go on, Biggins, give us a punchline.

00:13:43Saint Nicholas.

00:13:45Oh, very good.

00:13:47Beautiful, beautiful.

00:13:49Oh, you're close.

00:13:51This is a quiz about Christmas and how do you know Christmas is coming?

00:13:56The first drop of snow?

00:13:57The sound of Mariah Carey's annual warble?

00:14:00No, the adverts.

00:14:02We're going to start this round with some quick fire questions about Christmas adverts.

00:14:06John's team you're up first.

00:14:07Which hugely important Christmas store was advertised by a cartoon giraffe called Jeffrey?

00:14:12I know, it's Toys R Us.

00:14:14It is.

00:14:15It is Toys R Us, wasn't it Steven?

00:14:17My dad once queued at Toys R Us from three o'clock in the morning to get me one of those Power Ranger morphers.

00:14:23My mum made him save up all year and then he had to queue at 3am.

00:14:27Oh, that was so sweet.

00:14:28And he got it.

00:14:29Oh.

00:14:30Shappies team.

00:14:31Which product has been advertised for 30 years by a convoy of HGVs?

00:14:36Oh, Coca-Cola.

00:14:37Yes, well done.

00:14:39I would have accepted Eddie Stobart.

00:14:43John's team.

00:14:44What is going on here in this unexpectedly erotic close-up shot from a Christmas ad?

00:14:50Denim aftershave for men.

00:14:52But for the man who doesn't have to try too hard!

00:14:54rév 여기다!

00:14:59Denim advert!

00:15:01Steamy than a Christmas, Pud, lets have a look!

00:15:05Santa's cumming.

00:15:06When .

00:15:08For the man who doesn't have to try.

00:15:10Too hard.

00:15:11Hey, there were right mucky that really weren't there?

00:15:14Wasn't it?

00:15:15It really was!

00:15:17Shappie thought it was his crotch.

00:15:19I thought it was his crotch!

00:15:20She's filthy, honestly.

00:15:21Honestly, it was a button fly

00:15:25Right, what was this boy?

00:15:28Adorably using to add height so he could share a Christmas kiss in this clever Christmas ad

00:15:33Oh, I know it was either an Argos catalog or a phone book

00:15:39Yellow pages yes, he used a copy of the yellow pages, which is coincidentally also the last time anyone used one

00:15:47Okay, what do 80s hits electric dreams sweet child of mine, and please please please let me get what I want have in common

00:15:56Electric dreams sweet child of mine, and please please please let me get what I want

00:16:00They're all songs for a brand

00:16:03Selling something it's not fair John. Well done. Oh, okay. I'm gonna have to hurry you Dixon's

00:16:09It's not Dixon's they have all been used in the John Lewis up there

00:16:13Oh goodness sake which stores adverts were famously so massive and featured so many celebrities that they sometimes took up the whole commercial break

00:16:24Versus mark suspension. Yes remember. It doesn't have to be this recent. It doesn't have to be recent. No parents. No

00:16:32It was

00:16:34Walworth

00:16:36Oh, so long ago you were in one

00:16:44It was 1983 it was really yeah

00:16:50Eyes peeled if you can spot biggings amongst the luxurious sort of

00:16:58Enthusiastically vlogging everything from VHS players to aftershave watch this Oh

00:17:02Oh, spice, gift, pack, that can't be bad.

00:17:07Remington's great popcorn maker, steady on there, lad.

00:17:10These Montempi organs are so much fun to play.

00:17:14Chocolates for the girlfriend, make it Cadbury's milk tray.

00:17:18Big value quality street in a jar.

00:17:21Hoorah!

00:17:22Get your Phillips six-pack to take your party fun.

00:17:26An instant gift idea, this Kodak camera's the one.

00:17:30Well, never.

00:17:31What year was it?

00:17:321983?

00:17:33I cannot remember that at all.

00:17:35You can't remember?

00:17:36No.

00:17:37Now, we couldn't have Baggins here without a panto-based game, could we?

00:17:43Oh, yes, we could.

00:17:45Oh, no, we couldn't.

00:17:47Oh, yes, we could.

00:17:49Perfect.

00:17:49If there's one thing a British audience can nail, that's it.

00:17:53Now, this game is called Who's Behind You?

00:17:56Now, this is a game for both teams.

00:18:03We've found some panto posters, and we've covered up a key cast member with a biggins.

00:18:09And all you have to do is tell me who's behind him.

00:18:13Chappie's team, here's yours.

00:18:15So, it's 1986, he's Dick Whittington at the Reading Hexagon, and it's a veritable who's who of 1980s TV talent.

00:18:24We've got Bobby Davro, Brian Kant, Patricia Dean, Brian Connolly, but which burly strongman is behind biggins, as it were?

00:18:33Hmm. Difficult.

00:18:35I've got my think-you-face like I have a clue.

00:18:38Burly strongman is the clue there.

00:18:41Was he a sportsman, I think?

00:18:43I'm going to give you a clue.

00:18:44He might arrive on stage pulling a lovey behind him.

00:18:47Oh, is it Jeff Capes?

00:18:48Well done, well done.

00:18:51The answer was Olympic shot putter and two-time world's strongest man, Jeff Capes.

00:18:56Fun fact, did you know, he was also an award-winning budgie breeder.

00:19:00I had more than 300 of them at one point.

00:19:04The swimming costume.

00:19:05No, not budgie smuggling.

00:19:06Budgie breeding.

00:19:09But maybe, maybe he bred them for smuggling.

00:19:13Okay, John's team, this one's for you.

00:19:17Oh, look, it's our Leslie.

00:19:18Another Dick Whittington from 1994, and some top-quality panto talent with you there, Leslie Love.

00:19:24But which effervescent sports star is behind biggins?

00:19:28Leslie, who did you do Dick Whittington?

00:19:34Effervescent.

00:19:34Proper effervescent, like there, effervescent.

00:19:37He might have just sprinted on stage.

00:19:40Chris Akabusi.

00:19:42Yes, Debbie, it was Olympic athlete and record-breaker presenter, Chris Akabusi.

00:19:47Oh, that's good.

00:19:49Done, done, done.

00:19:50Leslie was in, was in, oh, he was absolutely gorgeous, fell in love with him.

00:19:54He was divine, and that was in the days when you had a girl playing a man.

00:19:58You don't have that now.

00:20:00No.

00:20:00When Rosemary Ford, who was absolutely brilliant, played Dick Whittington.

00:20:03And they would slap their thighs and say, 12 o'clock and still no sign of Dick.

00:20:07That's absolutely right.

00:20:11I'm talking about you, Stephen.

00:20:13Yes.

00:20:14About a rumour, you're dying to be in panto.

00:20:15I really want to be buttons, but no one's letting me, I want to be like, 12 o'clock and still no dick.

00:20:22Biggins, you are the queen of panto, can you sort it out?

00:20:25Yeah, well, we've talked about it in the green room.

00:20:27I've put him in touch with our producers.

00:20:29Oh, come on.

00:20:30Two years' time, he'll be in panto mode.

00:20:33Now, you're a panto pro, can you remember your first one?

00:20:36You know, we've all got 100 panto stories, but in my early years of panto, I did panto in Bradford,

00:20:41and we lived in Surrey, which is like a five-hour drive.

00:20:44My dad was so amazing because he was desperate.

00:20:47The family got home for Christmas, and I got a lift as far as Watford Gap, but it was snowing.

00:20:54And so my dad had got there at like, you know, one o'clock in the morning to meet me,

00:20:59but we got there at something like four in the morning because we were stuck in the snow in the north.

00:21:04And then we had to get up at five o'clock in the morning to just open Christmas presents

00:21:11and leave at like 6.30, and he drove me all the way back up to Bradford,

00:21:16had a cup of tea, and then drove back down to the family on Boxing Day.

00:21:20Oh, I mean, that's so sweet, but sort of not worth it, was it?

00:21:23No.

00:21:24Or was it worth it?

00:21:26It was definitely worth it.

00:21:27Oh, well, that's all right then.

00:21:28Shaffi's team.

00:21:30Very classy, this one, from 1988.

00:21:31Barbara Windsor, Nicholas Parsons, singer Julie Rogers, but who's behind Biggins?

00:21:37I should probably tell you that he's a puppet.

00:21:41Oh, um, it's a puppet.

00:21:43A puppet.

00:21:44A puppet.

00:21:45Oh, I know, Brian Connolly.

00:21:48No, no, no.

00:21:48He's not a puppet either.

00:21:49A human being, I think.

00:21:50But he had that lie, the puppet lie.

00:21:52Yeah, but it's an actual puppet behind your head.

00:21:54Is it?

00:21:54It's not sooty, Richard Cadell?

00:21:56No.

00:21:57Not sooty.

00:21:58Right, okay, you started out on Breakfast TV.

00:22:00Oh, oh, is it Roland Ratt?

00:22:02Oh, thank God for that.

00:22:04Yes.

00:22:04Yes, it was Roland Ratt.

00:22:07Okay, John's team, one more for you.

00:22:09Okay, this one's from the Bristol Hippodrome in 1992.

00:22:14Emily Simmons is advertised as her character name, Marilyn, for a moment away.

00:22:19Bit rude.

00:22:19And there's also John Inman and Billy Pierce.

00:22:22But which four characters from a kids' TV show are behind Biggins?

00:22:27Teletubbies is four.

00:22:28Four characters from a kids' TV show.

00:22:30Are, um, Sooty Sweepin's...

00:22:33No.

00:22:34It wouldn't...

00:22:34I think it's got to be the 10th.

00:22:36The Teletubbies, though, a bit after 1993.

00:22:37Can I any clues?

00:22:381993.

00:22:39Yeah, clue, please.

00:22:40Yes.

00:22:40They worked a lot with Rod, Jane, and Fred.

00:22:42Oh, right.

00:22:43So it's got to be George, Zippy, Bungle.

00:22:48What was your one called?

00:22:49And?

00:22:50Wasn't it Geoffrey?

00:22:50No.

00:22:51Yes.

00:22:52Jeffrey.

00:22:53Jeffrey?

00:22:53Yes, yeah.

00:22:53But he's not...

00:22:54Oh, yeah, oh, yes, yeah.

00:22:55I was thinking he's not a puppet.

00:22:57No, no, that's a puppet.

00:22:58Jeffrey Hayes.

00:22:59So it's Jeffrey Hayes.

00:23:01Zippy, that was a girl, say.

00:23:02And you, he's a pink hippopotamus.

00:23:04And?

00:23:06Bungle, it's Capistead.

00:23:08Yes, it was Geoffrey with Zippy, George Bungle from Rainbow.

00:23:11Now, poor old Marilyn from Home and Away was second billing to an orange monstrosity with a zipper mouth.

00:23:18Welcome to the UK, Emily.

00:23:21Right, it's time for a game all about possibly the most famous Christmas specials of them all.

00:23:27The Morecambe and Wise Christmas shows.

00:23:29Let's play More, More, Morecambe and Wise.

00:23:38John's team, you're up first.

00:23:40And I need you to tell me more about this glamorous foot, which unfortunately, but comedically, found itself stuck in a polystyrene block.

00:23:48Whose foot is it?

00:23:50You're drawing us towards Andrew the Rippon.

00:23:52No.

00:23:53But it's wrong.

00:23:53No, yeah.

00:23:54Because I'm going to see what you think.

00:23:55Ah, it's, yeah.

00:23:56I seem to remember.

00:23:57I think this is Dame Shirley Bassey.

00:24:01Well done.

00:24:01Oh, yes.

00:24:02Oh, yes.

00:24:04It was Shirley Bassey's foot in the 1971 Christmas special.

00:24:08Here it is with the rest of Shirley Bassey, heroically battling through and no perfect performance of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.

00:24:16So I chose them and I gave me love to think they could double five.

00:24:24Oh, no.

00:24:26Oh, no.

00:24:27Oh

00:24:46That's amazing I mean wasn't she absolutely brilliant shabby's team this one's yours

00:24:52More common wise I'm known for treating their guests appallingly

00:24:56But can you remember which star ended up having to perform in front of two cleaners?

00:25:01Having been sent on a surreal wild goose chase to keep him from finding his way to the studio. I think it was the

00:25:09conductor

00:25:11Andre present

00:25:13Andre Andre Previn no, I'm afraid it was Elton John

00:25:17Oh, here he is blessing completely unfazed by the many bizarre twists and turns on his mission to perform

00:25:25I'm Elton John. I'm here to do the Morgan my show. Oh, yes, mr

00:25:30Morgan mr

00:25:31Wise told me to give you this message. Oh, thank you

00:25:37Dear elephant, please go to

00:25:39He's better for I'm fine

00:25:54I made a study into the lifestyle of the dog and one dolphin in particular

00:25:59He's called beaky and lives in the waters. Yeah, that's a respond

00:26:03Over the last few years scientists particularly in America

00:26:07All right

00:26:26I'm supposed to be doing the more for my show

00:26:29In Asia

00:26:31Well done teams in that round John's team you scored five points shabby's team you score four points

00:26:42It's nearly time for the break so time to pull a cracker Stephen what have you got here we go John Thompson

00:26:52What do you call a snowman with a six-pack oh, we'll find out the punchline after the break

00:27:01Oh

00:27:03Oh

00:27:15Welcome back before the break we pulled a cracker and asked what do you call a snowman with the six-pack go on Stephen give us a punchline the abdominal

00:27:22snowman

00:27:27It's very good right nothing beats Christmas Day for food and drink baby shampoo breakfast

00:27:34Followed by your body weight in chocolate coins and then saying it's the last year

00:27:38I'm gonna buy them nuts cuz no bugger eats them up as a pre-dinner nibble

00:27:42Let's have a little challenge game of nerves you'll require a poker face the lead stomach

00:27:48So let's play chocolate or sprouts

00:27:56Shabby's team you're gonna go first you each have a box in front of you in two of the boxes

00:28:01There's a delicious chocolate and in one of them. There's a very thoroughly boiled sprouts

00:28:06John's team will get a point if they correctly guess which of you has got the sprouts, but you will get a point if you fool them

00:28:13Shabby's team please pop in your mystery item

00:28:16Shabby's team

00:28:22Okay, no chewing yet

00:28:30Okay, okay, you can chew now

00:28:32Okay, you can chew now

00:28:38This is fantastic

00:28:40John's team

00:28:42John's team

00:28:43Tell me who

00:28:44Who's got the sprouts?

00:28:46They all look like they hate it

00:28:48I think Lesley

00:28:50Plain Sprout

00:28:51I agree

00:28:52Which one?

00:28:53We think Lesley's playing Sprout

00:28:54Sprout

00:28:55But we don't think she's got the Sprout

00:28:56She's got chocolate

00:28:57Right

00:28:58We think Shabby's chocolate

00:28:59Yeah, we think Biggins

00:29:00We think Biggins

00:29:01I don't know

00:29:02I don't know

00:29:03The Sprout Meister

00:29:04Okay, which one of you has got the Sprout?

00:29:07Me!

00:29:08Yay!

00:29:09I'm so good

00:29:11I'm so good

00:29:12I'm so good

00:29:13I'm so good

00:29:14I'm so good

00:29:15I'm so good

00:29:16I'm so good

00:29:17I'm so good

00:29:18I'm so good

00:29:19Out

00:29:25Okay

00:29:26Okay

00:29:30Okay, Shabby's team, who's got the Sprout?

00:29:36I don't think Debbie has

00:29:38Well, I think she does

00:29:39Oh, do you think she has?

00:29:40Is she playing Sprout?

00:29:42Unless she's a very very good interest

00:29:44Very good actress

00:29:46Um, I feel that whatever John put into his mouth was very small because he was balancing it nicely on his tongue

00:29:57I don't think I think John's got chocolate. Okay, I'm gonna have to hurry

00:30:02Debbie, but I kind of feel this probably I just feel like oh

00:30:06I say Stephen. How can they give lovely Debbie a sprout easily? That's not how I think I come on guys

00:30:14I've got everything young. I think Debbie. I'll go with two against one Debbie Debbie. Have you got this brown?

00:30:36Point to your team John well done. Yeah, that was not even a bacon

00:30:44Sprout mine was lovely

00:30:46one if you want it

00:30:48Right many of us would be lost without a TV cookery experts help making Christmas dinner

00:30:53Whether it's Delia holding our hand through a punishing timetable of prep or Nigella

00:30:59Convincing us we can look sexy while peeling spots

00:31:02But some go the extra mile and provide us with something a bit surprising

00:31:06It's time for some extra helpings

00:31:14Jackie's team this game to you take a look at this when you buy your Christmas turkey

00:31:20I want if you do as I do and buy one just a little on the large size

00:31:25There's so many delicious things can be made from leftovers

00:31:29But also it is more economical to buy a large turkey you'll get more meat to bone

00:31:36Well, we all like more meat to bone

00:31:39That was the very natural hosting of Dorothy's late home giving us some kind and practical advice in making use of leftover turkey in a

00:31:481971 edition of ITV's long-running daytime cookery show farmhouse kitchen

00:31:53But what extra thing does Dorothy do in this Christmas episode does she a

00:32:00cough repeatedly be

00:32:02C explain the best way to clean up various different kinds of spillage or C offer some cheap alternatives to traditional ingredients

00:32:11That's it

00:32:11Um I think she probably clears up I think because she's talking about you get more meat to the bone

00:32:17She's already on the subject of being

00:32:20Yes, I yes

00:32:23alternatives absolutely wrong

00:32:25Okay, no, the answer is a oh oh coughs

00:32:30Repeatedly, oh, it's very subtle so you might not notice but here are some examples

00:32:35Can be prepared quite a little in advance as you will see

00:32:41They're delicious for a party or just a snack over the fire

00:32:48Excuse me a warm dish

00:32:55Excuse me

00:32:57And now all I have to do is to tell you about our recipe leaflet

00:33:02Oh my goodness

00:33:04Why bother stopping for a retake just crack on my wasting tape no one will know

00:33:09Who are you in later years farmhouse kitchen was hosted by Grace Mulligan and in the 1986 Christmas show

00:33:16She welcome guest chef Jocelyn Dimbleby who roasts a goose for a bonus point

00:33:22What do you think Jocelyn suggests you do with leftover goose fat and dripping?

00:33:26Um

00:33:27Um give it the dog no spread it on toast

00:33:32No, don't actually use it some sort of thing to put on your face skin care

00:33:36I'm gonna give you that

00:33:38Here's Jocelyn daintily fondling some goose fat and politely offering some old-fashioned medical advice

00:33:43And the first job you have to do is to take out the fat

00:33:49There's lots of fat inside it and you take out all the excess fat

00:33:53You may think it's a messy job

00:33:55But in fact just think what good it's doing to your skin your hands wonderful hand cream

00:33:59What I normally do is I boil down the fat

00:34:02And keep a lot of dripping because it's very valuable

00:34:06I shouldn't shouldn't throw it away because it does make the best roast potatoes ever

00:34:09Or you can even just rub it on your chest when you have a cold apparently it works wonders

00:34:14Oh

00:34:16Hand cream rub it on your chest

00:34:18Lag your ceilings with it

00:34:20Everything

00:34:21Next one

00:34:22And food and drinks Jilly Goulden was known for a creative description of what wine tastes like

00:34:28I mean it tastes like wine done it to me, but not to Jilly

00:34:31No in a Christmas drink segment what unnecessarily weird words does she use to describe some ruby port is it a

00:34:40A winter's afternoon in East Sussex

00:34:43B scattered potpourri or C wisteria up an old cottage

00:34:49Oh, it has to be wisteria up an old cottage

00:34:51I know the feeling

00:34:55That's Christmas in begging's house

00:35:00Let's take a look

00:35:01That's an enthusiastic Jilly meticulously describing the taste of port

00:35:07And I'm looking at the most junior insignificant sort of port if you like that you can get

00:35:13It's a ruby port from Portugal, but is it a wow

00:35:16$5.99 but it packs all sorts of gorgeousness in

00:35:21Do you know what that smells like on a summer's day when you've just had a little rain shower?

00:35:26But it's still warm enough to bring out this lovely scent to the flowers wisteria up an old cottage

00:35:30That's what it is

00:35:31Jilly's just made them up on the weekend and you know a puddle in Bournemouth

00:35:39I mean, I'm one of my favorites is raspberries in a suede shoe

00:35:43Oh

00:35:45Who said that?

00:35:45She said it that's a real one raspberries in a suede shoe

00:35:51Okay, John's team the next game's for you cooking Christmas dinner is a lot of work, isn't it?

00:35:55Well anyone who struggled with the Christmas dinner will feel right at home with this game

00:35:59It's all about sitcom characters who've had cooking disasters at Christmas. Let's play festive feasting fails

00:36:11First one have a look at this anyway, why don't you do what I do, eh?

00:36:15You know just put the dinner in your mouth and think of England

00:36:20Right, here we go

00:36:29Oh, not bad. Not bad, Grandad

00:36:33Slightly underdone, maybe

00:36:35Yeah, that was the first ever Only Films and Horses Christmas special in 1981

00:36:40And Dell and Rodney are putting on a brave face as they tuck into the very unappetising looking turkey

00:36:46That Grandad has prepared around their cramped but festive table

00:36:50Now it seems to be going better than they feared, but then

00:36:54What goes wrong with this Christmas dinner?

00:36:56I know this one

00:36:57You know this, Grandad's Grandad left the giblets in the turkey

00:37:03Here's Dell and Rodney going from disbelief to horror to blind panic

00:37:09Didn't throw the giblets away, did ya?

00:37:13I only asked, I only asked because I promised to be the old girl downstairs for a cat

00:37:17There weren't any giblets in it, Jailboy

00:37:19It was really clean, said so on the box

00:37:22Yeah, I know it was really clean, Grandad

00:37:23What they do is they take the giblets out, put it in a plastic bag and they put it back inside the turkey, don't they?

00:37:27Didn't they?

00:37:29Didn't they?

00:37:29Yeah

00:37:30You took the bag out, didn't you?

00:37:37I didn't know it was in there, then

00:37:38Oh, my God

00:37:39You made this picture with everything still in it

00:37:43Oh, my good God

00:37:45Blimey, it's like peering at the jaws of hell, yeah

00:37:48Well done, Debbie

00:37:50Next one, here's Rick Mayle in all his greasy-haired, overconfident glory

00:37:55as Richie preparing dinner in the 1992 Christmas special of Bottom

00:38:00And, turkey, a la, oven

00:38:04Mmm, yeah, that's great, now to get their taste buds going

00:38:07Uh-huh, I don't know, Eddie

00:38:09When it comes down to it, there's only me and Keith Floyd left

00:38:12Oh, no

00:38:13But what gruesome accident is Richie about to have, does he, in his head?

00:38:17In his head

00:38:18I don't know

00:38:19He's definitely going to slice something

00:38:21The cleaver is stuck into a body part

00:38:25This is true

00:38:27Yeah, what, though?

00:38:28You have to tell me

00:38:29I think

00:38:29That's what I would guess

00:38:31I would guess, yeah

00:38:31Because that I'd finish here, wouldn't it?

00:38:33Yeah, so I think

00:38:34Hands

00:38:34Yeah

00:38:35Okay, I'm going to give you that

00:38:36He cuts his finger off

00:38:38Yeah

00:38:38Let's have a look at some typically grisly Christmas carnage from Richie and Eddie

00:38:43What have you done?

00:38:58I would have thought that was the idea from you

00:39:00Oh, hi, how are you?

00:39:04Oh

00:39:05I can't even watch that

00:39:06For a bonus point

00:39:08Because Eddie's drunk all the brandy

00:39:10What do they decide to make

00:39:12Instead of brandy butter?

00:39:13On the same lines

00:39:15I'll give you a little clue

00:39:16Gin butter

00:39:17Do you know what?

00:39:20You're not far off

00:39:20Okay

00:39:21What is it?

00:39:21Vodka

00:39:22Vodka butter

00:39:24Vodka butter

00:39:24I'm going to give you half a point

00:39:26It was vodka margarine

00:39:28Oh, vodka margarine

00:39:29Hey, don't knock it

00:39:31So you tried it

00:39:32At the end of that round

00:39:34John's team

00:39:35You have four and a half

00:39:36And Shappie's team

00:39:37You have two

00:39:38Oh

00:39:39Oh

00:39:40There we go, kids

00:39:44It's nearly time for the break

00:39:46So let's pull a cracker

00:39:47Shappie

00:39:48Have you got one this time?

00:39:49I have, yes

00:39:50Ready?

00:39:51Yeah

00:39:51Oh

00:39:52Oh

00:39:53Hey

00:39:54Right

00:39:55Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

00:39:59Oh

00:39:59Well, we'll find out the punchline

00:40:01After the break

00:40:02Welcome back

00:40:18Before the break

00:40:19We pulled a cracker

00:40:20And asked

00:40:20Who hides in a bakery

00:40:22At Christmas?

00:40:23Go on, Shappie

00:40:24Immense

00:40:25Spy

00:40:26Oh

00:40:27They're getting better

00:40:29Excellent

00:40:30I don't know about you

00:40:32But hearing Christmas songs

00:40:34In the shops

00:40:34Or on radio

00:40:35Gets me right in the Christmas mood

00:40:37Apart from when it's November

00:40:39And then it gets right on my nerves

00:40:41Via Carrie and Slade

00:40:43Are as much a part of Christmas

00:40:44For me as Sansa and his reindeer

00:40:45So your quickfire questions

00:40:47This time

00:40:48Are all about Christmas music

00:40:50Okay

00:40:51John's team

00:40:52Whose face is covered by a snowball

00:40:54In this Christmas music video

00:40:56Oh

00:40:57It looks like it

00:40:59I think it's shaky

00:41:00Is it Shaky Stevens?

00:41:02It was Shaky Stevens

00:41:03In the music video

00:41:04For Merry Christmas everybody

00:41:06Let's have a look

00:41:07At Shaky in action

00:41:08Snow is falling

00:41:18All around me

00:41:21Children playing

00:41:23Having fun

00:41:26It's the season

00:41:28Love and understanding

00:41:30Merry Christmas

00:41:33Everyone

00:41:35Now that was Christmas number one in 1985

00:41:42But actually it was meant to go out in 84

00:41:45But they held it back a year

00:41:46Because a band-aid

00:41:46So a minute band-aid came out

00:41:48The management went

00:41:49That's never the best number one

00:41:50Oh, yeah, of course, yeah

00:41:51Older year, Shaky

00:41:52Older year, Shaky

00:41:53Okay, Shaky's team

00:41:54Name three music stars

00:41:56Who featured in the first band-aid single

00:41:59In 1984

00:42:00Okay, so

00:42:01Is it three?

00:42:03Yep

00:42:03Was it Cleave?

00:42:04Yes

00:42:05Freddie Mercury

00:42:06No, it was Live Aid

00:42:08Annie Lennox

00:42:09No

00:42:10George Michael

00:42:12Yep

00:42:13And Boy George

00:42:15Yes

00:42:15Well done

00:42:16Which of their pop rivals

00:42:19Did take that

00:42:20Have to introduce

00:42:21As Christmas number one

00:42:23In 1994

00:42:24When they presented

00:42:25The Christmas top of the pop special

00:42:27It was E-17

00:42:28Yes

00:42:29Yes

00:42:30Very good

00:42:31Very good

00:42:32It was E-17

00:42:33Or as I remember them

00:42:34That bloke

00:42:35A can sing

00:42:36And the other ones

00:42:36Yeah

00:42:37Yeah

00:42:37Whose face

00:42:39Is covered by a snowball

00:42:40In this Christmas music video

00:42:42Oh, it's

00:42:44George Michael

00:42:46Yeah, let's have a look

00:42:49It was George Michael in Juan's last Christmas video

00:42:53Okay, the Christmas number one in 1992 was Whitney Houston

00:42:58I will always love you

00:42:59What followed in 1993?

00:43:00I will always love you

00:43:01I will always love you

00:43:01Was number one for about four years, wasn't it?

00:43:31Was it no?

00:43:32She said it was

00:43:33You're never going to get it

00:43:36Um

00:43:36The same

00:43:37Shewaddywaddy

00:43:38And

00:43:38Under the moon of love

00:43:41Yes

00:43:42No, it was

00:43:43Mr. Blobby

00:43:44By Mr. Blobby

00:43:45Oh, I'm so

00:43:46I was thinking that

00:43:47And then I thought

00:43:48You're such a moron

00:43:49If you say that out loud

00:43:50Oh

00:43:51Shappies team

00:43:52Who beat John Lennon

00:43:53To Christmas number one

00:43:54In 1980

00:43:551980

00:43:561980

00:43:57Oh, God

00:43:58Was it Kim Wilde?

00:44:00Kim Wilde?

00:44:01Nearly

00:44:01Oh

00:44:02It was the incredibly gifted

00:44:04St. Minneapolis School

00:44:05Quite

00:44:05Oh

00:44:06And they demoted

00:44:10John Lennon's final single

00:44:11Just like starting over

00:44:13To the number two spot

00:44:14Yeah

00:44:15Let's have a look

00:44:16At those adorable

00:44:17And hugely talented children

00:44:20That me and my brother Chris

00:44:22Are definitely not part of Honest

00:44:24Yes, we are

00:44:25This is me

00:44:25No

00:44:26Grandma

00:44:28We love you

00:44:30Grandma

00:44:31We do

00:44:33Grandma

00:44:35We love you

00:44:37Grandma

00:44:38We do

00:44:39That's me

00:44:40Yeah

00:44:41There's no one

00:44:42Quite like Grandma

00:44:44Oh

00:44:45Amazing

00:44:46Amazing

00:44:48Brilliant

00:44:49And I've not changed a bit

00:44:51Now

00:44:53What better time than Christmas

00:44:55To settle down with the family

00:44:57Watch a film

00:44:57Then fall asleep

00:44:59And never ever see the last 40 minutes

00:45:01Of said film

00:45:02It's the big box of Christmas prop corn

00:45:06Now

00:45:11These films could be a proper

00:45:13100% Christmassy Christmas film

00:45:15Or

00:45:16They could be a classic

00:45:17Always on the telly

00:45:18Unboxing day afternoon

00:45:19Kind affair

00:45:20The usual rules apply

00:45:22Team captains

00:45:23Are going to use

00:45:24All the props

00:45:24They can

00:45:25To get their teammates

00:45:26To guess the film

00:45:27You can say a line

00:45:29From the film

00:45:30But not

00:45:30If it contains

00:45:31The title of the film

00:45:33John's team

00:45:34You're up first

00:45:35You've got until the jingle bells

00:45:40To guess as many films

00:45:42As you can team

00:45:43Starting now

00:45:44Okay

00:45:45Father Christmas

00:45:47Put that cookie down now

00:45:49I'm looking for a turbo man

00:45:51Oh

00:45:51The one where it's in the toy shop

00:45:53And I can't get the present

00:45:54Come on

00:45:56What is that called

00:45:57I have no idea

00:45:58I'm looking for turbo man

00:46:01Come on for my son

00:46:02I know exactly what it is

00:46:03Righto we'll go to sack that

00:46:04We passed

00:46:05We passed

00:46:05Hey come on

00:46:07It's about time you paid me more

00:46:08Oh Muppets Christmas Carol

00:46:10Yes

00:46:11I was going to date Michael

00:46:12But I did that to start

00:46:12Okay

00:46:15Perfectly practical

00:46:17Everywhere

00:46:17Oh Mary Papine

00:46:18Yes

00:46:19You're doing well

00:46:20You're doing well

00:46:22My wick stuck to me basket

00:46:23Story in my life

00:46:24There's no place like that

00:46:26Wizard of Oz

00:46:27What is that first one again

00:46:30With Arnold Schwarzenegger

00:46:31Carol von Luger

00:46:32Is a sworn duty

00:46:33Of all officers

00:46:34To escape

00:46:35Go on

00:46:36It's a classic

00:46:38Back to the future

00:46:42No

00:46:43No

00:46:44I do

00:46:44It's a

00:46:45It's a

00:46:46It's a

00:46:46Sandy lube

00:46:47No

00:46:48Jackassie

00:46:49I'm with myself

00:46:50Oh

00:46:51Sandy lube

00:46:52I'm here

00:46:53Oh

00:46:53The grinch you stole Christmas

00:46:55Yes

00:46:55Yay

00:46:56Oh my god

00:46:57Oh my god

00:46:58Oh my god

00:47:02I'm sorry

00:47:02Are you not going to give it me

00:47:03I thought of that Arnold Schwarzenegger one

00:47:05Go on

00:47:06Do you go along the way

00:47:07Too late mate

00:47:08Oh

00:47:09Now we know you can really act

00:47:11Yes

00:47:12And what was the other one

00:47:15It was a great escape

00:47:16It was a great escape

00:47:17I've never seen it

00:47:19Oh it's great movies

00:47:20Steve

00:47:20It's very good

00:47:21Okay

00:47:22Shappie

00:47:23It's your team's turn

00:47:24You've got into the jingle bells

00:47:26To guess how many films you can

00:47:27Starting

00:47:28Now

00:47:29Um

00:47:30Hang on

00:47:31Oh I'm

00:47:33You know

00:47:34You're not going to fall in love with me

00:47:35I'm Mr. Napkinhead

00:47:37I mean who doesn't want Jude Law

00:47:39Turning up at their house

00:47:40In the middle of the night

00:47:41Ghost

00:47:41No

00:47:42Um

00:47:42Okay

00:47:43Oh my god

00:47:44My husband's living with someone else

00:47:46So I'm going to go to a little cottage

00:47:47In England

00:47:49And learn

00:47:49Move on

00:47:50Not a clue

00:47:50Is it my accent

00:47:52Oh

00:47:52Okay

00:47:53Um

00:47:55We're grammar live oh so

00:47:57It's live oh so

00:47:58Not live oh so

00:48:00Thank you

00:48:01Well done

00:48:02Was there really more than one lobster

00:48:05Present at the birth of Jesus

00:48:08This is the film with Hugh Grant

00:48:10Um

00:48:10And I'm going to

00:48:11Oh

00:48:11Imagine Bill Gates

00:48:13Oh

00:48:13No

00:48:14I'm going to

00:48:14It's

00:48:15Oh

00:48:16I'm going to marry my

00:48:18Um

00:48:18Cleaner

00:48:19Even though she doesn't speak a word of English

00:48:21And her sister's fat

00:48:22And we're going to make lots of fat jokes

00:48:25And then we're going to do this again

00:48:26I love you

00:48:27You're my best friend's wife

00:48:29But I'm coming to your door

00:48:30Not a clue

00:48:31It's amazing

00:48:33Okay

00:48:33Because then to work at Christmas all the time

00:48:35That's what it is

00:48:36Every time a bell rings

00:48:38Angel gets his wings

00:48:41Oh

00:48:41Yes

00:48:42Please

00:48:43Yes

00:48:43Oh

00:48:44It's a wonderful life

00:48:46Well done

00:48:47Never feed them after midnight

00:48:51They're all cute

00:48:53But if you

00:48:53The goonies

00:48:54No

00:48:54I've never seen it

00:48:56I'll be honest with you

00:48:56They're cute little things

00:48:58And if you put water on them

00:48:59They grow

00:48:59Never seen the film

00:49:01You mustn't feed them after midnight

00:49:03Oh the gremlin

00:49:04Thank you

00:49:05Well done

00:49:06It's Santa

00:49:12I know him

00:49:13I know him

00:49:14He's my friend

00:49:15It's Santa

00:49:16Yay

00:49:18Yay

00:49:18It's a jingle bell

00:49:20Oh

00:49:21No shopping

00:49:22Come and sit down

00:49:23You deserve it

00:49:24I mean if you've not seen

00:49:29You've not seen it

00:49:29Maybe that's the thing

00:49:30All right

00:49:31Love actually

00:49:33That's the one with the signs

00:49:34Oh

00:49:35And then the other one

00:49:37Was handsome Jude Law

00:49:39In the holiday

00:49:40Being missed

00:49:41And I actually

00:49:41I love that film

00:49:42Not that much though

00:49:43Biggie

00:49:44No

00:49:44Exactly

00:49:45At the end of that round

00:49:47John's team

00:49:48You've got seven

00:49:49In Shappie's team

00:49:50You've got six

00:49:51It's nearly time for the break

00:49:56So let's pull a cracker

00:49:58John

00:49:58Have you got one this time

00:49:59No you're not pulling me

00:50:00John

00:50:01Why would I?

00:50:05I'm a gentleman

00:50:05Are you ready?

00:50:08Yeah

00:50:09Go

00:50:09Right

00:50:11Here we go

00:50:12I love this one

00:50:15What happens when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

00:50:20Well we'll find out the punchline after the break

00:50:23Welcome back

00:50:38Before the break we pulled a cracker

00:50:40And asked

00:50:41What happens when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

00:50:44Go on Debs

00:50:45Give us a punchline

00:50:45And the answer is

00:50:47Frostbite

00:50:48You get frostbite

00:50:50Hysterical

00:50:52Guess what causes the biggest arguments at Christmas?

00:50:57No

00:50:57Not to eat the last min's pie

00:50:59It's what to watch on the telly

00:51:01Nothing gets us in the Christmas spirit quite like a soap special

00:51:05So let's play

00:51:06The exceedingly festive sounding

00:51:08Why is this person crying?

00:51:18This game's for you John Seaman

00:51:20All you have to do is tell me

00:51:22Why a particular soap character

00:51:24Is horrifically miserable

00:51:25In the selected clip

00:51:27First up

00:51:28Why is an anguished Arthur Fowler

00:51:30Sobbing into his dressing gown

00:51:32In EastEnders

00:51:33On Christmas Day

00:51:341986

00:51:35Oh he's not in a good way is he

00:51:37But why

00:51:38I'll tell you why

00:51:38It's just pre-breakdown this

00:51:40He stole the Christmas club money

00:51:42Right

00:51:42And he just couldn't believe what he's done

00:51:44It led to him digging his own grave on the allotment

00:51:46You are bang on Thompson

00:51:48Thank you

00:51:49Yes

00:51:52Arthur Fowler is crying

00:51:53Because he stole the Walford residence Christmas club money

00:51:56To pay for his daughter Michelle's wedding

00:51:58Then faked a burglary

00:52:00To explain the missing money

00:52:02Before confessing to the police

00:52:04Getting arrested

00:52:05Falling into depression

00:52:07Then smashing up his living room

00:52:09In a violent Christmas rage

00:52:11Like you do

00:52:12That was genuinely a properly powerful performance to be fair

00:52:41But come on guys

00:52:42It's Christmas

00:52:42And by the way

00:52:43This was the second EastEnders of the day

00:52:46We'd already had Den serving Angie

00:52:49With the divorce papers

00:52:50I don't know how we coped

00:52:52I mean double duff duff

00:52:53Next one

00:52:56Why is a desperate and tearful Deirdre Barlow

00:52:59Sobbing behind those distinctly 80s glasses

00:53:02In the 1988 Corrie special

00:53:04And it's not because she's found out

00:53:07That spec savers don't have a returns policy

00:53:09Did Ken find out that she was

00:53:12Having an affair

00:53:13With Mike

00:53:14I don't know if that was at Christmas though

00:53:16But it feels like it could be right

00:53:17Is that your answer?

00:53:18Or did Tracy

00:53:19Finally come down from the bedroom

00:53:21Yeah and stop listening to the tapes

00:53:23Shall we go for the Mike one?

00:53:26Mike Baldwin

00:53:26Let's go with that

00:53:27No completely wrong

00:53:28She's being held hostage in a towel block

00:53:31By a desperate man

00:53:32Who's one of her constituents

00:53:33Whose wife had just walked out on him

00:53:35When Deirdre took some toys round for the kids

00:53:38He told her he wasn't going to spend Christmas alone

00:53:40And barricade them into the flat

00:53:42Here's our feisty Deirdre

00:53:44Giving it her all

00:53:45In a physically demanding festive performance

00:53:47I have had just about all I can take off you

00:53:50And if you want to stop me

00:53:52You'll have to kill me

00:53:53What are you doing?

00:53:56I'm going to throw your TV set through the windows

00:53:58To be fair

00:54:10Corrie's not usually quite as depressing at Christmas

00:54:12As some other soaps

00:54:13Although

00:54:13Let's not forget this tragic

00:54:15And sadly predictable

00:54:171997 car accident

00:54:19Dad are turkeys for life

00:54:21Not just for Christmas

00:54:22Oh surely you're not still going to go after it

00:54:24Pooh little thing

00:54:25Listen Chuck

00:54:26When Les Bathory's on the scent

00:54:28There's no stopping him

00:54:30I'm coming with you

00:54:35What do you think you're doing?

00:54:40I've got to fight Teresa

00:54:41Right

00:54:41Well if we find this thing

00:54:42You leave it to me

00:54:43Do you understand?

00:54:50Fuck on the road

00:54:51Did they actually hit the bird?

00:54:54No it was a head thing

00:54:56Special effects Steve

00:54:58Good special effects

00:54:59Right

00:55:00Time for something altogether more cheerful

00:55:02Shappies team

00:55:03This game's for you

00:55:04And it's called

00:55:06Which Christmas sitcom has gone wrong?

00:55:09I'm going to read you down to Christmas sitcom storyline

00:55:17And all you have to do is tell me which sitcom has gone wrong

00:55:21Here's your first one

00:55:22A van delivers a huge Christmas order to a customer

00:55:26Including a nine foot Christmas tree

00:55:28However the tree only measures eight foot five and three quarter inches

00:55:32So the customer returns the entire order and ends up with no food, drink or decorations

00:55:39So had to spend Christmas with the next door neighbours

00:55:41Which sitcom am I talking about?

00:55:43Only fours and horses

00:55:45Now he'd never do that

00:55:47He's more

00:55:47Um

00:55:48No it'd be someone

00:55:50It wasn't burned

00:55:51It wasn't burned

00:55:52Okay so they live in Surbiton

00:55:53Oh erm erm

00:55:55Penelope Keith and

00:55:56The good life

00:55:57The good life

00:55:58Well done

00:55:59Yes it was the good life

00:56:00Let's have a look at a very dull Margot

00:56:03Steadfastly refusing to get into the spirit of Tom and Barbara's charmingly homemade Christmas

00:56:08One, two, three

00:56:10Crack

00:56:11Not bag

00:56:14No I see crack as a more pertinent word

00:56:17It is after all the stem of cracker isn't it

00:56:20You can't argue with that

00:56:22Come on now what have we all got

00:56:23Well I seem to have the inside of a roll of lavatory papers

00:56:26Inside that

00:56:30Oh yes

00:56:31What's your prefer?

00:56:32Wellington or Nelson?

00:56:35Come on Margot get your hat on

00:56:36For a bonus point

00:56:39Why doesn't Margot want to wear her paper hat?

00:56:42It's the wrong newspaper

00:56:43Well done yes

00:56:44Let's have a look at her indignance and classically Margot response

00:56:50Come on Margot get your hat on

00:56:52This is the daily miracle

00:56:54I am terribly sorry Margot

00:56:58Please have the telegraph

00:57:00Next one

00:57:03The main character an adult man is cast as an angel in a nativity play

00:57:09The counterweighting system of the theatrical wires he's attached to fails

00:57:14And he jerks upwards smashing through the church roof

00:57:17Where he had to be rescued by a helicopter

00:57:21So what sitcom am I talking about?

00:57:23Some mothers do have them

00:57:25Some mothers do have them

00:57:26It was some mothers do have them

00:57:28Let us have a look at this masterpiece of perfectly timed silliness

00:57:32An extraordinary physical comedy

00:57:34One more bag should do it

00:57:37What's that?

00:57:37Stop looking up there

00:57:50You dirty shepherds

00:57:53Is born innocent

00:57:56Well that's ruined my Christmas

00:58:04Who is Christ

00:58:08Not that big one

00:58:09In that round

00:58:26John's team you've scored one point

00:58:28And Shappie's team you scored three

00:58:30It's nearly time for the break

00:58:36So let's pull a cracker

00:58:37Shappie have you got another one?

00:58:38I've got another one

00:58:39Shall we?

00:58:39Yep

00:58:40Read us a joke please

00:58:42Which reindeer has the worst manners?

00:58:46We'll find out the punchline

00:58:48After the break

00:58:49Welcome back

00:59:04Before the break we pulled a cracker

00:59:06And asked

00:59:07Which reindeer has the worst manners?

00:59:09Go on Shappie

00:59:10Give us a punchline

00:59:11It was

00:59:12Rude

00:59:13Dolph

00:59:14See?

00:59:15Oh that's good isn't it?

00:59:17Very good

00:59:19Excellent

00:59:19This final round is about those festive TV moments

00:59:23And special episodes that are seared into the nation's collective consciousness

00:59:27Like the lyrics to do they know it's Christmas

00:59:29Shappie's team you're up first

00:59:31The lovely Paul Daniels delivered 15 consecutive Christmas specials

00:59:36From the late 1970s to the early 1980s

00:59:39But what did he make vanish in 1984?

00:59:43Was it Debbie McGee?

00:59:44Well not very well because you're here tonight

00:59:48It's a big fan

00:59:50It would be something big

00:59:52Okay I'm going to have to hurry you

00:59:54An elephant

00:59:54No it was a million pounds

00:59:57Oh

00:59:57Yes and here he is being ably assisted on that illusion

01:00:01But is that

01:00:02Robert Muscle?

01:00:03It's not Debbie McGee

01:00:03He made more than a million disappear

01:00:05We've got to ask Debbie about this haven't we

01:00:08The brief that Paul got

01:00:10You know from the team

01:00:11We had a team

01:00:12And one of them came up with making a million pounds vanish

01:00:16So the BBC agreed

01:00:17And Paul I can remember on the way home

01:00:20When it was all they were designing it

01:00:22He said

01:00:22Yeah but they haven't said I have to bring it back

01:00:25Okay John's team

01:00:29Who hosted the Christmas special of the Generation Game for the first time in 1978?

01:00:35Who was before

01:00:36Was there anyone before Bruce?

01:00:37Before Bruce

01:00:38No

01:00:38But maybe 78

01:00:39It might have been Larry

01:00:40Oh Larry

01:00:41Brucey

01:00:42Larry

01:00:43And then it was Jim Davidson

01:00:44Have you hurry in?

01:00:45Alright I'll go for Larry

01:00:46Larry Grayson

01:00:47You're right John

01:00:47It was Larry Grayson

01:00:49He'd taken over from Bruce Forsyth

01:00:51Earlier that year

01:00:52Whose legendary

01:00:53Elaborate Christmas Entertainment Spectaculars

01:00:56Involved the star

01:00:57Playing as many as 37 different characters himself

01:01:01Biggins you'll get this

01:01:03Is it you?

01:01:04No

01:01:04You'd remember the word

01:01:05It's 37 characters

01:01:06I get it the Woolworths advert

01:01:08But you'd remember 37 characters

01:01:09Um

01:01:1137 characters

01:01:12Give them a clue

01:01:13Scottish

01:01:14Is it Ross Abbott?

01:01:15Oh

01:01:16No no no no

01:01:17It's

01:01:18I tell you it is

01:01:19It's

01:01:19Oh

01:01:20Stanley Baxter

01:01:21Yes it was Stanley Baxter

01:01:24Well done John

01:01:25Next one

01:01:28Whose circus was a Christmas TV tradition

01:01:30Shown on both BBC and ITV

01:01:33Until the final televised performance in 1983

01:01:36Billy Smarts

01:01:38Well done Debbie

01:01:39Yes it was Billy Smarts Circus

01:01:40It was first broadcast live by the BBC in 1947

01:01:45Wow

01:01:46Oh my god

01:01:46Which film now a Christmas viewing classic

01:01:49Was first show on Christmas Day 1978?

01:01:52Health

01:01:53Would it be health?

01:01:54Oh no that was much

01:01:55No that was much

01:01:56Were the hills alive in it?

01:01:58They might have been

01:01:58Sound of music

01:02:00Sound of music

01:02:00Yes it was

01:02:03Well done

01:02:03The sound of music

01:02:05The BBC won a bidding war with ITV for the rights to show the film nine times over ten year period

01:02:11It was a massive bidding war

01:02:12Now what was unusual about the Christmas special of Chaotic Kids show run around in 1980?

01:02:19Well it was actually by Mike Reed

01:02:21Run around there

01:02:22Mike Reed from EastEnders

01:02:24That was always that

01:02:25Yeah

01:02:25What was special about that particular one?

01:02:27Hmm

01:02:28Yeah I mean I don't honestly I can't see you getting it

01:02:31I don't know

01:02:32I'd be fascinated to know

01:02:33It was on ice

01:02:34Oh

01:02:35Bold

01:02:36Yeah

01:02:37We should have guessed that

01:02:38Let's have a look

01:02:39Possibly one of the most ambitious Christmas special ever attempted on television

01:02:44Right I'm going to try and get out of this

01:02:50Well done Warren

01:02:51Do you do do bobsleigh for the Britain there boy?

01:02:54I don't actually bobsleigh for Britain though

01:02:55But I do compete

01:02:57You do compete

01:02:58I tell you what

01:02:59It's a bobsleigh

01:02:59Can you bob it out of here please Warren

01:03:01Give a nice round of applause

01:03:03Young man does her

01:03:03Right

01:03:07Well done Warren

01:03:09Well done Warren

01:03:10Right

01:03:13Anyway er

01:03:16Welcome to run around

01:03:18This is my mother-in-law

01:03:19That's so funny

01:03:21An unusually nervous Mike Reed there

01:03:24Standing very still

01:03:25Tends to cling you onto a fiberglass polar bear for dear life

01:03:29Right

01:03:31It's time for the final game

01:03:33There's a prezzy and some wrapping paper on everybody's desk

01:03:36The best wrap presents after 30 seconds wins the point

01:03:39Here we go

01:03:41Okay

01:03:41Three two one go

01:03:43Right

01:03:45I can't believe I've got a hammer

01:03:47Oh

01:03:48Look what I've got

01:03:50Oh what is that

01:03:52Oh it's a snowball Stephen Bailey

01:03:54You know I love a Christmas snowball

01:03:56For my very first one

01:03:58My auntie gave me when I was 10

01:04:00God love Manchester

01:04:01The tape is so hard

01:04:03Oh my god John

01:04:04Oh

01:04:05Oh this is not bad actually

01:04:06They're nine

01:04:07Perfect

01:04:08How long's left to feel soft

01:04:10Apart from Stephen

01:04:12I'm struggling

01:04:13Ho ho ho

01:04:16Okay put your sticky tape down

01:04:19And let's have a look

01:04:19Biggins that is a quite a beauty that

01:04:23That's beautiful

01:04:24That does look good

01:04:24And yours are very neat girls

01:04:26Very neat

01:04:27Not sure what happened there Debbie

01:04:29But it looks

01:04:30It looks like a plant

01:04:31But I don't think it is

01:04:32It's a football

01:04:33Let's have a look at yours love

01:04:34Oh it's a badminton racket

01:04:40Oh that's brilliant Stephen

01:04:42Let's have a look at yours

01:04:43In my defence I normally put everything in a bag

01:04:45It's wrapped

01:04:48Well you've obviously lost miserably

01:04:51John's team

01:04:52One point to Shappie's team

01:04:54Yay

01:04:55So put your badly wrapped presses away please

01:05:01In fact feel free to keep them

01:05:03Because they are your secret Santa gift

01:05:05I knew you wanted a football Debbie

01:05:08Okay I'm going to quickly tot up the scores

01:05:11And I can tell you that tonight's winners are

01:05:14John's team

01:05:16Yay

01:05:17Go team

01:05:19Happy Christmas

01:05:20Merry Christmas

01:05:21Merry Christmas

01:05:22Merry Christmas

01:05:23God bless us everyone

01:05:25Well done John's team

01:05:27Congratulations Shappie's team

01:05:29You don't go away empty handed

01:05:31You get an already out of date

01:05:34Cliff Richard calendar

01:05:35John's team

01:05:42You've won tonight's star prize

01:05:44The Christmas quiz night bowl

01:05:46Of golden sprouts

01:05:48We win

01:05:55We win

01:05:55That's not a prize

01:05:57Thank you all at home for watching

01:05:59And a very merry Christmas

01:06:00We win

01:06:18We win

01:06:20We win

01:06:22We win

01:06:24We win

01:06:26We win

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