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The Boulet Brothers’ Holiday of Horrors - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:00Christmas is here
00:30Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:31Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:33On, on they said, on without end
00:36Their joyful tongue to everyone
00:38On how the bells, swift silver bells
00:40All sing to sing, from cares and whiff
00:43Discuss his ear, bring him with chin
00:45To young and old, meek and the poor
00:48To everyone, on, on they said
00:50On without end, their joyful tongue to everyone
01:00On without end, their joyful tongue to everyone
01:29Happy holidays, uglies
01:37At first glance, the Christmas season can seem joyful
01:40Warm and inviting
01:42The glow of twinkling lights
01:44The laughter around the fire
01:46The scent of pine and cinnamon
01:51But turn the diamond just slightly
01:53And those happy images can turn very cold
01:56The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow
01:59And gnaws at the soul
02:02The laughter becomes strained
02:04The crackling fire whispers of secrets
02:07Best left buried
02:08For some, Christmas is not joy
02:10But a pageant of isolation
02:12Empty rooms where laughter once echoed
02:16Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree
02:19And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family
02:22There are other horrors
02:25The smiling Santa who lingers outside your window
02:28The cheerful gift, all glitter and bows
02:31With something sharp beneath the ribbon
02:33Yes, for every tale of joy, there is one of terror
02:38Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings
02:41But also of ghosts and grief
02:44And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays
02:48Is the company you keep
02:52Which reminds me
02:55Even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas
02:59Drack, do be a dear
03:01And illuminate our guest
03:03After all, nothing says holiday cheer
03:08Quite like the flicker of Christmas lights
03:11Ah yes, the true spirit of giving
03:14Giving someone a little spark of life
03:18Or rather, a lot
03:20Don't struggle, darling
03:47It's just the thrill of reanimation
03:49It never quite loses its charm
03:52My darlings
03:59I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two
04:03Whether I liked it or not
04:05David, really?
04:06What is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests
04:09Gracing the gathering?
04:11Yes, but I must say there is nothing more horrifying
04:14Than waking up here with you two year after year
04:19It's like the ghosts of Christmas past
04:22With a vendetta
04:23Well, now that you're awake
04:25And appropriately charged
04:27Let's begin our festivities properly
04:31Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit
04:34It's time for our first tale of holiday cheer
04:37A story about family
04:39About the bonds that never truly break
04:41Not even in death
04:43Because sometimes the greatest horrors
04:47Aren't the ones that arrive uninvited
04:49But the ones you welcome in
04:53Now gather around and remember
04:56For some, the cold embrace of death
04:59Is just the beginning
05:01This tale is aptly titled
05:04Gaudete
05:05Gaudete
05:08Racer
05:09Racer
05:09Racer
05:13Sigh
05:14Sigh
05:17Sigh
05:19Sigh
05:21Sigh
05:27Sigh
05:29Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
05:56We need to make the best of it.
05:58She wants to be happy.
05:59We're not even unpacked yet.
06:05Like, at all.
06:07All of my shit is still in boxes.
06:10All her stuff is still here.
06:12Everywhere I look, I see her.
06:14I know.
06:15Look, it just...
06:17It didn't feel right getting rid of anything.
06:19It's too soon.
06:21You guys should be happy.
06:25She left us this huge house.
06:27Fresh start.
06:28It's sad what happened to her, but she lived a full life.
06:37We all gotta go sometime.
06:49He's right.
06:51We could have never afforded a house after your dad left.
06:55I mean, we were barely making it before John showed up.
06:57How did John help, exactly?
07:03Grandma left us the house and the money.
07:06Judy, don't be difficult.
07:08Because this is already hard enough.
07:10I'm sorry.
07:19I forgot.
07:20We were saying goodbye.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:51Oh, my God.
08:02Why did you leave me here alone with them?
08:18Judy.
08:20Honey.
08:22I'm so sorry.
08:25Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
08:30But I miss her, too.
08:32So much.
08:37I can't even believe this is our life now.
08:39I don't like it, Mom.
08:46I don't want to be here with him.
08:49I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
08:52Judy, please.
08:54Try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
08:57Would you prefer me just be alone forever?
09:06If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
09:16You know what?
09:16Forget it, Mom.
09:17Merry Christmas.
09:19Merry Christmas.
09:20Merry Christmas.
09:47I don't know.
10:17I don't know.
10:47I don't know.
11:17I don't know.
11:47I don't know.
12:17I don't know.
12:47I don't know.
13:17I don't know.
13:47I don't know.
14:17I don't know.
14:47Bon appétit, my little Christmas cadavers.
14:52We're getting a head start on our holiday feast.
14:55Oh, please, spare us the calamitous cuisine.
15:03Honestly, Drac, your foray into food is positively rightful.
15:07It's beautiful.
15:08It's beautiful.
15:09It's beautiful.
15:10I can still feel it twitching.
15:13How festive.
15:14How festive.
15:15And great.
15:21I don't know.
15:22I don't know.
15:23I don't know.
15:24I don't know.
15:25I don't know.
15:27I don't know.
15:28I don't know.
15:32A little winter's tale about a beast who doesn't just haunt the mountains, but haunts them.
15:38And remember, the scariest part of the holidays isn't what's hiding under your tree.
15:46It's what's clawing at your door.
15:50We call this one Yeti or Not.
16:02It's getting closer! This way!
16:24Come on, over here! This way! Over there!
16:27Come on, hurry! The track is this way!
16:32We've been going at this for hours, okay? We need to make a decision.
16:44I said it a thousand times. We kill it, and when the sun comes up, we try to find our way back to the car.
16:49Plus, look what that fucker did to my arm.
16:51It's an animal. What do you expect it to do? Look at it. It's scared. It's hurt.
16:55Oh, it's hurt. It's scared. It tried to kill us, and it's definitely what took Tara.
16:59No, no, no. We don't know that for sure, okay?
17:01Yes. It's the reason why eight people are missing.
17:03We don't know that this is what took those eight people.
17:05My sister was one of those people.
17:06Exactly. Plus, look at its eyes.
17:09Don't! Just because we trapped it doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it.
17:13Guys, look. The sun will be up any minute. Let's just leave it in the snare and go get help.
17:17That's the smart thing to do. Look, look. It waved at me.
17:19Raven, shut up!
17:21It just moved its arm! You're crazy!
17:24Don't! Stop it!
17:25All right, stop. All right? We're here for Tara, okay? And I want to know what happened to her,
17:29and I want to know if this thing is the thing that took her.
17:31It is!
17:32Don't! Don't fucking touch me!
17:34You're being an asshole!
17:35No! Jesus Christ! Raven, fuck!
17:37Zoe, are you okay?
17:38I'm fine.
17:39No, that's it. I'm done. I'm fucking done. This is ridiculous, okay?
17:43I'm gonna try to get back to the car one more time. It's gonna be laid out soon.
17:47I probably won't get lost, and hopefully there'll still be a signal there.
17:50But, guys, we need to stick together, okay? For Tara.
17:57Take care of them.
18:00Them?
18:02The snare's choking at-
18:07Raven, get the fuck away from that thing!
18:12I'm so sorry. This was supposed to be humane.
18:15Raven, stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
18:18Here.
18:21It's okay. If it was gonna hurt me, it would've already-
18:29You guys! Fuck! Shit!
18:31I got completely lost again. There's no signal for-
18:35You guys! Fuck! Shit!
18:37I got completely lost again. There's no signal for-
18:38You guys! Fuck! Shit!
18:40I got completely lost again. There's no signal for-
18:42Fuck! Fuck! Shit!
18:44Fuck! Shit!
18:45Shit! Fuck!
18:46I got completely lost again. There's no signal for-
19:48Oh, help is a four-letter word, silly.
19:55I got it.
19:58Shame.
19:59Yep, that's it.
20:01Aren't you glad I helped you find your sister?
20:06Merry Christmas Day!
20:18Ah, there you are.
20:29I thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves and escaped.
20:34Trust us, don't bother.
20:37It'd be a waste of your time.
20:39You'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would tear you the little delicious bits of men's meat.
20:44So tell me again why I haven't already untied them?
20:50Christmas isn't the only winter holiday.
20:52There is also the horror of New Year's Eve.
20:55A night of resolutions, fresh starts, and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much like a countdown to the end.
21:04A time to remember those we've lost, and sometimes a time for those lost to remember us.
21:12After all, the dead have nothing but time, and they do love to stay in touch.
21:18The calls from beyond come when you least expect them.
21:23A voice on the line, a whisper in the attic.
21:28A message from the dearly departed who just can't take a hint.
21:34They say dead men tell no tale, but they never mention the dead calling collect.
21:41So tonight, we invite you to ring in the new year with a message from the other side.
21:48Let's raise a glass, my fiendish friends, because our next tale is a little story about goodbyes that come far too late.
21:56We call this one Old Acquaintance.
22:18I can't do this anymore.
22:36Ain't nobody making you stay here.
22:38You want to leave, baby girl?
22:39Leave.
22:40But you walk out that door.
22:41Don't come back!
22:42Daddy, what are you so afraid of?
22:45Get the hell out of my house!
22:48Oh!
22:50It's getting late.
22:51Baby girl.
22:57Baby boy.
22:59Wait.
23:00Baby boy.
23:01Baby.
23:05Baby boy.
23:07Baby boy.
23:10Hi space.
23:13Baby girl.
23:19I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:26Graduation.
23:29Right.
23:34You know...
23:37No one blames you for leaving.
23:39Everyone knows that your father had his demons.
23:49How did my father die?
23:55Violently.
24:01If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:07Oh.
24:09Oh, and Happy New Year.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:37No, my God.
24:41What the hell?
25:11Should all acquaintances be forgotten and ever brought to life?
25:38Should all acquaintances be forgotten and ever brought to life?
25:50What the hell?
25:52Maya?
26:02I know you're there, baby girl.
26:06I know you came home.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:10For all of you.
26:12So sorry.
26:14But Maya, listen to me.
26:16You have to find the phone.
26:18You have to do what you couldn't do.
26:20You have to answer.
26:22Call.
26:24Answer before it finds you too.
26:26Daddy.
26:27Answer it before it finds you.
26:29God.
26:32Will that help me?
26:33Will that help me?
26:35What is going on?
26:36Ow!
26:37God damn it!
26:38Where the fuck is that?
26:40Where is it?
26:41We are crying.
26:42Who are you crying?
26:43We are crying.
26:44Stop.
26:45Why did you cry?
26:46I am so five to see.
26:47I am not trying to…
26:49You are crying.
26:50I am so sorry.
26:51By that thing, I am so sorry.
26:52I am so sorry.
26:53I am so sorry.
26:54Was your thought I will look for?
26:56Yes, you are so sorry.
26:57You are so sorry.
26:58But we are so sorry, it is that I am so sorry.
26:59My, my dear, my dear.
27:01But we are sorry.
27:02That's why it's like this.
27:04I am so sorry.
27:05It's like this.
27:06I am so sorry.
27:07What the f**k is it?
27:31You were right.
27:33You were all right.
27:35I had my demons.
27:38It got me.
27:39Now it's going to get you.
27:41For all I'm dying, my dear.
27:58For all I'm dying.
28:02Should all night.
28:05No!
28:06No!
28:07Dad!
28:37Hello?
28:40Maya?
28:42Daddy.
28:43Daddy, I found the phone.
28:46I answered.
28:47I know, baby girl.
28:50But you shouldn't have broken the answering machine.
28:56Now, it's truly free.
29:07Back so soon, my calamitous little carolers.
29:17And scratching at the door for more, I see.
29:20Fear can be a real dopamine rush, can't it?
29:23And sometimes the scariest holiday tales are filled with merriment and misfortune.
29:30A Christmas tree caught on fire.
29:32The screams of naughty little brats being gobbled up by Krampus.
29:37A yule log to the skull.
29:40These truly are a few of my favorite things.
29:43Well, the holidays are all about family.
29:48And nothing brings people together like fear.
29:52Tonight, we've prepared another holiday tale of our own.
29:56So grab your cocoa, gather round, and don't forget to look up.
30:01You never know who or what might come creeping down in the dead of night.
30:07We call this one Down the Chimney and trust us.
30:12The real horror isn't who comes in.
30:14It's who doesn't make it out.
30:16It's who doesn't make it out.
30:22I don't know.
30:52I don't know.
31:22I don't know.
31:52I don't know.
32:22I don't know.
32:52I don't know.
33:22I don't know.
33:52I don't know.
34:22I don't know.
34:52I don't know.
35:22I don't know.
35:52I don't know.
36:22I don't know.
36:52I don't know.
37:22I don't know.
37:52I don't know.
38:22So may your Christmases be cursed and your New Year's Eve nightmarish.
38:58I don't know.
39:28I don't know.
39:58I don't know.
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