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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're in our way.
01:06You're in our way.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08You think I'm pretty?
01:11You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
01:28I'm gonna fuck up with you
01:31Let's go!
01:41I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:45I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:49I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God!
02:05She took a break
02:07Made a mistake
02:09Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:25You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Who looks like me
02:31Well, I'm gonna fly back out of the ice for bar
02:33I'm having a loss for the game tonight
02:35I bet it's been far here
02:37Magic beans, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know your heart that might hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:26You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say to scare you all
03:40I know those people do
03:42This is the real world, honey
03:45You know, in spite of everything I guess there's just no city tour
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fuckin' hint
03:57I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:15Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:11He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
07:22You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:38You're such a fucking ass.
07:40You missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking didn't.
07:43And I still beat your ass.
07:45I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:53I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:03I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Mr. Landlord.
08:11You asked.
08:12No, I didn't.
08:15So what do you want me?
08:16In the kitchen?
08:17On the floor?
08:18Fuck you.
08:19Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:20No.
08:21I hired someone.
08:22A designer.
08:23You think there is enough?
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26I hired someone.
08:27A designer.
08:28You think there is enough?
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53Do you think there is enough?
08:54You're such an asshole.
08:55I think maybe you would like it.
08:56I'm gonna smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:58You shouldn't be smoking.
08:59You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:08No.
09:09No.
09:10You come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:17It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:17Don't go.
10:20Now, please don't go.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, shit knows the fuck out.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:17It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:30It's all right.
11:31Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
12:04What the hell are you?
12:12The hell are you?
12:16Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33We'll show it now, okay?
12:35Stay in the...
12:42Stay in the...
12:44Stay in the...
12:48Stay in the...
12:50Stay in the...
12:53You killed me, Lundher.
12:56I am dead.
12:57You killed me in wonder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:27So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come, hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, bro, son.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:37Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:46Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fucking hell, you did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We're not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:25Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:27Fuck.
18:27Fuck.
18:27Fuck.
18:28Fuck.
18:29Fuck.
18:29Fuck.
18:30Fuck.
18:31Fuck.
18:32Fuck.
18:33Fuck.
18:34Fuck.
18:35Fuck.
18:36Fuck.
18:36Fuck.
18:37You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, of course.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59Latwia.
19:01And he still drinks.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Are you sad?
19:06Not sad, father.
19:07But not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to be honest with you in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our teammates are damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know that she can do it.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
19:58You're a father.
19:59You don't remember?
20:00You remember her?
20:01I had in the view of your sister.
20:03Where's her?
20:04Where is your mother?
20:05Where is your mother?
20:06In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:08Of course.
20:09We need to go.
20:10Where is your mother?
20:11In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:18We need to go on the morning,
20:19in the evening,
20:24so that he could meet with the minister.
20:29Yes. Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always in the same way.
20:36And everything is always in the military.
20:38What's going on with you?
20:40No, he's not in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, he still remains.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46We're all in the United States.
20:48We're all good.
20:50We're all good.
20:51We're all good.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
20:59We're all very good.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking,
21:11especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to bring him to the bar.
21:17He's going to need one more cup.
21:21Look how she's holding him.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I want something more interesting.
21:44I want to drink.
21:45I can't.
21:46It's a good option.
21:47I want to drink.
21:48You are too much.
21:51I can't say a lot.
21:52I'm good at peace.
21:53It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes feel like you're not alone.
22:19When I understand that, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:41Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03With a traumatized brother, you can't go there.
23:07How about you look at the football team...
23:09...they are pretty good.
23:10It's got to be the one.
23:11It's got to be the one.
23:12It's got to be the one.
23:13Then it's going to be the one.
23:14... And then you will win.
23:15And you can win.
23:16You can win.
23:17... get to be the one.
23:18... on the western and report.
23:19And Chicago, not like that earlier.
23:21In the final, it's more than all, it's got to San Francisco.
23:24And they are good.
23:26But they're too young.
23:27And so you win your cup on the side.
23:28And you won't go before you, than I was heckling.
23:30more than I was talking about with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43You should be perfect.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00Like Paris, Sasha.
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well...
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:27You're right.
24:28You're right.
24:29I have no idea.
24:30You're right.
24:31You're right, ì—¬x.
24:32You're right.
24:33You're right.
24:34We need to be like a guy.
24:35You're right.
24:36So, you're right.
24:37You don't want to get in.
24:41You don't shoot.
24:44You don't flirt with anything.
24:49Run, you don't want to be a little.
24:56You don't want to be a little.
25:07You don't want to be a little.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:13It was dangerous. It was before you.
25:17If you remember me, I'm sorry.
25:22We're not a child, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:54Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:10Okay.
26:11Okay.
26:12Captain's here.
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18What am I supposed to do?
26:19I don't know.
26:20My mom told me to get away.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:22There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:23Okay.
26:24Playoffs are over.
26:25You cannot keep the beer.
26:26That's not a rule.
26:27You just made that up.
26:28Hollander, is that a rule?
26:29Unfortunately, it is.
26:30Fuck you, Hollander.
26:31You can barely even grow one.
26:32No, no.
26:33Fuck you, Hollander.
26:34You can barely even grow one.
26:35No, no.
26:36Fuck you, Swedish and Fred.
26:37Fuck you, AJ.
26:39Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:53We're live in Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end the witholive ice.
27:01It's game 6, and the Cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:03You know that Ilya Rozanoff wants this bad.
27:04the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:08seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California
27:45and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Great fuck.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows it ends.
29:03Obviously, it's not.
29:07Catching that, Lamar.
29:09Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:04Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:35I silent.
30:53Here they are.
30:54In that corner.
30:57And the staff is running out of town, essentially.
31:00Well...
31:15What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe ask nicely.
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:33No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, women, I've been waiting all night.
33:05You'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:11do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:19I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck to me.
34:12Gasp.
34:16Good luck.
34:26Good luck.
34:27Good luck.
34:34I'm glad this is...
34:37Good luck to your business.
34:41Good luck.
34:41Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:11You're such an asshole.
35:41What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54good now get on the bed
36:24this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:33touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:41are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:18i need you
38:25i need you
38:33i need you
38:40i need you
38:42i need you
38:46i need you
39:24So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:54Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
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41:30Let's go.
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