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Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12 -
Ticcing in a British Accent
Ticcing in a British Accent
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00:00That's an accent, a bottle of water or something like that.
00:05Bottle of water.
00:06Bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:13All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:18We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we can increase the budget.
00:29No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vin, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
00:59The rideshare is going to be here.
01:01What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:04What is it?
01:0518.
01:06This is going to be epic.
01:07Come here, Uncle Man.
01:09We'll be right there.
01:11We'll come back.
01:14Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:16You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:18Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:20I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:26And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:29I am extremely concerned for Colin.
01:36It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that.
01:39And to know that they're sitting with my daughter, it's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:44Baylin took her meds.
02:00She's knocked out.
02:01I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:06Like, I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like,
02:10oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:12I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:17If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:20We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back over land.
02:45I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:50My legs have been in the same position for, like, seven hours.
02:54But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
02:58Our first international flight.
03:01This is our first international flight together.
03:04And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:08But with flying, in this case...
03:12Did we lose a wheeler?
03:14Like, what's going on?
03:15It's not making it any better.
03:19Sorry about that.
03:24We're on the ground.
03:25Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:28The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:32Thank you, dude.
03:34Feet on the ground.
03:37It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:40Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London could bring to us.
03:46The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:50This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:53However, we're here in hopes that, in the future, it can bring me relief and help my tics.
03:59Toilets?
04:00They don't label it bathroom.
04:01They label it toilets.
04:02Hello.
04:03Hello.
04:04Hello.
04:05Hello.
04:06My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:14and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:18The wank is...
04:20I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already tics in a British accent.
04:25Dick.
04:26Community dick.
04:27I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:30Back in my day.
04:31Shut the up.
04:33Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:38It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:41We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:46We wanted to share the experience.
04:48To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful.
04:51But get ready, London, because here we come.
04:53Here we come.
05:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:09Press open.
05:10Back nerve.
05:11You gotta press...
05:12Press open.
05:13Keep going.
05:14Keep pressing it.
05:15Keep pressing it.
05:16Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
05:18As soon as we step foot in London, the cluelessness hits.
05:22I was airport ready, not London ready.
05:25I don't even know what that means.
05:28So how long are we on this for?
05:30Three hours.
05:31Are we really?
05:32No.
05:33I just know that we're going to like padding pattern.
05:36I'm so excited to get to the rental house.
05:37The only thing that's stopping us is about 6,000 trains to get there.
05:41However, I have no idea the type of living that UKans, England people, I have no idea what a UK house looks like.
05:52This is our first time doing this, so we have no idea what we're doing.
06:03We have to walk up.
06:04Oh.
06:05Now we gotta go down.
06:06Sick.
06:07Let's just make it to the rental place.
06:24Their sidewalks here are pretty skinny.
06:26Look at the double-decker.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Look at their license plates.
06:30Look at that.
06:31Look at that taxi, Baylen.
06:32Tight ass Tuesday.
06:33Mother .
06:34Just sold.
06:35Joe Biden.
06:36I need this travel to end like now.
06:37It feels like it's taken us just as long to get to this rental house as it has to fly over the Atlantic Ocean.
06:52Who's excited to be here?
06:53Whoo!
06:54Okay.
06:55Who's ready to nap?
06:56Praise the Lord.
06:57We are here.
06:58Why is there a doorknob in the middle?
06:59Did you just lock it?
07:00Oh, water.
07:01Guys, I got this.
07:02I got this.
07:03I swear I got this.
07:04You know, it's okay.
07:05We're locked out.
07:06Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
07:07After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
07:09Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:10Get all the way here.
07:11Okay.
07:12We're locked out.
07:13Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
07:15After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
07:18Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:21Get all the way here.
07:22Can't get in the house.
07:25Is there a secret room?
07:26You have to unlock both of them.
07:28Push or something.
07:30Oh, sweet.
07:31We're here!
07:33Yay!
07:38There's a piano.
07:40Maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out, like, who's in what room.
07:45Take a dick, bitch!
07:46Hold up.
07:47They have their microwave in the pantry?
07:48Yeah, that's so cool.
07:49That is so weird.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51This is kind of cool.
07:52Hell, yeah.
07:53This house is very scenic, bodacious, beautiful, gorgeous, scenic.
07:56Twice.
07:57Did anything about the house feel different when you walked in that?
07:58The stairs?
07:59It's small.
08:00It feels like it's small.
08:01It's small, but it just goes straight up.
08:02And it feels antique.
08:03Like, everything's left in, like, the 1900s or something.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Are you tired?
08:06Yeah.
08:07So, I think what's important right now is we kind of, like, pick out rooms and stuff.
08:12Find a space and relax.
08:13Relax.
08:14We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
08:16What are we doing tomorrow?
08:17We're going on a double-decker bus tour.
08:18Sweet.
08:19Yes.
08:20Isn't that the one with, like, bowling on the top?
08:21You're funny.
08:22Bowling.
08:23What time do you have to do that?
08:24We'll figure it all out.
08:25Suck, .
08:27Everybody needs to get a good night's sleep.
08:29Yeah.
08:30So, I'll start now.
08:31I'll start now.
08:32I'll just, so, you know, sit back and walk.
08:34I'll try to figure it out.
08:35So, what's important right now is we kind of, like, pick out rooms and stuff and...
08:37And then...
08:38Find a space and relax.
08:39Relax.
08:40We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
08:43What are we doing tomorrow?
08:44More of a double-decker bus tour.
08:45Sweet.
08:46Yes.
08:47Isn't that the one with, like, bowling on the top?
08:49No.
08:50Let's start now.
08:51Have you ever experienced jet lag before?
08:53Um, I definitely have experienced jet lag,
08:57but not on the speed of a flight.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00How the have you experienced jet lag
09:02when you've never flown across the country before?
09:05So Florida.
09:06Florida's the same time.
09:07No.
09:08Well, all right, next question.
09:12You're going to crash there, bae?
09:13Yeah.
09:14Colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me, ma.
09:16OK, yeah.
09:20OK.
09:25Cheese and onion?
09:26That sounds absolutely disgusting.
09:30Tangy cheese, ew, even disgusting-er.
09:34I've definitely never seen these flavors before.
09:38Prawn cocktail?
09:40You know, I don't think those are going to touch my taste buds
09:43at all this trip.
09:44What the hell of this invention?
09:49That doesn't look good.
09:53The charging ports are just crazy.
09:55It's like the sideways dot in the middle.
09:58I'm just failing at life today.
10:00How do people in England charge their phones?
10:03I'm going to fall off the bed.
10:08My feet are going to hang off.
10:12All right.
10:13Well, we've got the travel to London done.
10:15Jack?
10:16It's good.
10:17It's good.
10:32Smells good.
10:33Already.
10:36It's so much different from the US.
10:37Like, even though we haven't even, like, wandered yet,
10:39like, everything is still so much different, it feels like.
10:41Yeah.
10:42It's an adventure.
10:45Our first overnight stay in London was pretty uneventful.
10:48Everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick.
10:51And the rental came stuck with the basics,
10:53so we're having bacon and eggs this morning.
10:55I don't understand.
10:56Like, if you use that to make you, like, less dizzy on the plane,
10:59why do you still have it on right now?
11:01For the last three days, if I take it off
11:03and we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip or something else.
11:06Well, that's what we're doing today.
11:08So that's why...
11:09I think so I'm leaving it on for the full amount of time.
11:11Okay.
11:12Baylin's DuPulse appointment is in two days,
11:15so we have time to settle in, do some touristy things,
11:19and kind of just get to know London.
11:21And today, we're going on a double-decker bus tour.
11:24What are you excited to do today?
11:26I don't know.
11:27You don't know?
11:28Come on.
11:29Hello, London?
11:30I thought there was going to be, like, skyscrapers
11:33and tall, huge, like, apartments or whatever,
11:36and I didn't really see that
11:38because we're, like, on the outskirts
11:40and we're in the, like, north-south or northeast or whatever.
11:43And it's definitely north-south.
11:46Holy .
11:51Oh, you guys making?
11:52You guys got three plates out?
11:53Morning.
11:54Morning.
11:55You all ready?
11:56Yep, I'm ready to go.
11:57Want some eggs?
11:58Mm-mm.
11:59Why are they yellow?
12:00Because they're not in America,
12:01where we put hormones and everything in our food.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04That's not it at all.
12:05Yes, it is.
12:06Here we go.
12:07I'm so happy to be here.
12:09We're in literally London.
12:11I'm gonna just pretend that I'm not gel-egged.
12:15I'm good.
12:16We're good.
12:17We're great.
12:18Are you getting excited for the New Pulse meeting?
12:23Yeah.
12:24That's what I'm pretty much most excited about.
12:26I'm excited for the bus today.
12:28Yeah.
12:29But I'm excited to see, kind of, what the device does
12:32and how it works and more information on it.
12:35New Pulse could be life-changing.
12:39If this device works, it could help me for 10 minutes,
12:42it could help me for an hour,
12:43it could help me going to the grocery store,
12:44or it could help me go to a foreign country.
12:47It could just make my world flip.
12:51I'd love to go to a movie theater for the first time.
12:53Oh, that'd be so fun.
12:54Something like that, right?
12:56Yeah.
12:57Like, if it helps me 5%, if it helps me no percent,
13:00there's still a reason why we came here,
13:02and it's just going on and finding the next best thing.
13:05This is still gonna be an amazing adventure.
13:08Yeah.
13:09I'm excited.
13:10I have no idea what even downtown London looks like.
13:12Me neither.
13:13Tell Colin he can stand there with the guy
13:15with the buffalo head.
13:16Colin wants to meet the king, okay?
13:18I had to break the news to him
13:20that that probably won't happen.
13:21Why am I learning all these weird things about Colin?
13:23He wants to meet the king.
13:24He's riding in on a horse.
13:25On the wedding.
13:26Mm-hmm.
13:27And then she can get lessons from the king
13:28to ride the horse.
13:29That sounds fantastic.
13:31Okay.
13:33What did the wedding planner have to say
13:36about Colin and his horse?
13:38Oh, God.
13:40I don't even know.
13:41Colin and I met up with the wedding planner,
13:44and she basically told us that we spent too much money
13:49on our venue, which is putting a huge squeeze
13:51on the rest of the budget.
13:53Hi, kids.
13:54You guys can pick a plate.
13:55All right.
13:56I'm gonna get going with those bacons.
13:57Collins.
13:58Oh.
13:59So.
14:00Sometime on this trip, me and Colin need to talk
14:02to my parents about the struggles we're having
14:04with wedding.
14:05Okay, I'm not trying to rush anybody, but we do have
14:08to make sure that we get out of here for the bus.
14:11I am not eating this.
14:12Let's get scooting, because I don't want to be late.
14:14Okay.
14:15Sweet.
14:16Do I want to have the conversation on a double-decker bus?
14:19No.
14:20But our wedding is only nine months away,
14:23and the clock is ticking to figure it all out.
14:26bitches.
14:27bitches get money.
14:28Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop-On Hop-Off
14:40bus tour.
14:41Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
14:43Pick a dick, bitch.
14:44The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely
14:48feel balance takes escalating the longer that we're
14:50on this bus tour.
14:51I'm excited for all the history that we're on.
15:12Nice, look.
15:13There it is.
15:14I love it.
15:15It's original.
15:16It almost looks like an old fire truck at the front.
15:19It's so charming.
15:20I'm so excited to go see the sights of London today.
15:24We're going on a bus tour, but I'm just a little bit
15:27nervous with how my tics will be.
15:29Hee-hoo!
15:30Hee-hoo!
15:31Hee-hoo!
15:32Eat a bag of tics!
15:34Mother .
15:36Everyone, how's it going?
15:39Russell.
15:40Nice to meet you.
15:41My name's Sven.
15:42Sven, lovely to meet you too.
15:43Please sit there.
15:44Sir, what's your name?
15:45Beckner.
15:46Beckner, grand.
15:47Nice one.
15:48Take a seat, please.
15:49Of course the tour guide is bald.
15:52I just can't catch a break.
15:54What break's catched?
15:56You're bald, sir.
15:57Lovely to meet you, sir.
15:58Welcome to London.
16:00I made it all of five seconds.
16:02Five seconds.
16:04Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop On, Hop Off Bus Tour.
16:08The only tour that's a mix of history, comedy and loads of traffic.
16:12Hopefully not.
16:13So, here we go.
16:14On your left-hand side, we have good old Father Thames.
16:18London's largest body of water and also claims to fame for being a river and biohazard at the same time.
16:25Quick little fact.
16:26If you fall in, we're not going to fetch you out.
16:28You'll become part of this historical tour.
16:30And right next to it, you can see the magnificent London Eye.
16:34You're bald.
16:35There are 32 capsules.
16:37Each capsule holds 25 people, so 800 people capacity.
16:41There are so many stimulants on this bus tour for my tics.
16:44Goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on and off.
16:50I'm using every CBIT technique, whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible,
16:56so that my urge can still be let out, but I'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings.
17:02Okay, here we go.
17:04Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
17:06Pick a dick, bitch.
17:07Hit it, driver.
17:08Hit it, bitch.
17:14Perk plaza that dick.
17:15Perk that dick.
17:16Oh, Big Ben.
17:17Hello.
17:18Now, Big Ben.
17:19Hello.
17:20Big Ben is actually in the name of the bell, not the building.
17:24The bell weighs 13.7 tons.
17:27And like iX misses, it kicks off once an hour and expects to be listened to by everyone.
17:32Learning why are you having fun?
17:35You know, I wasn't really paying attention.
17:37I was just trying to grab branches off the tree, but I'm learning a little bit.
17:43You saw Big Ben.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:46How long have you guys been in London for?
17:48A day.
17:49A day?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Enjoy?
17:52Is it your first time in London?
17:53Yes.
17:54Yeah?
17:55Yeah?
17:56Enjoying it?
17:57Mm-hmm.
17:58What food have you tasted so far?
17:59Have you had pie match and liquor?
18:00None.
18:01None?
18:02I hope.
18:03It's 15.
18:04Okay.
18:05No liquor.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Liquor is the term for a sauce we put on the pie.
18:10I can't remember.
18:11Yeah, as opposed to, yeah, because you call liquor booze in the States.
18:14Yeah, a little booze on the bobby.
18:16What's a bobby?
18:17I don't know.
18:18So if you go in and ask for pie match and liquor, you're not going to get drunk on it.
18:23What's on the list of to-dos?
18:25Any major things you want to see?
18:27He wants to meet King Charles.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Well, yeah, okay.
18:32I mean, later on, if the flag's flying high, you know he's at home, maybe go and have a
18:37knock on the front door.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Give it a whirl.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Why are you so obsessed with meeting the king?
18:43Name another king in the world.
18:45He's got to be the only king in the world.
18:46No, there's more kings.
18:47Where?
18:48There's, like, the prince of Greece and, like, the prince of all these other-
18:51That's princes?
18:52Yes, but they obviously have fathers.
18:54I just want to have dinner with a king.
18:56I have a question.
18:57Go on.
18:58Why don't they carry ranch in the UK?
19:01Ranch?
19:02What's ranch?
19:03Wait, you don't know what ranch is?
19:04No.
19:05It's a condiment.
19:06No way.
19:07Yes.
19:08Is it, like, is it liquidy?
19:09Is it drying?
19:10Dressing, yep.
19:11It's a dressing.
19:12It's a liquidy dressing.
19:13I'm so disappointed I don't have ranch on me right now, or else his world would be changed.
19:19Oof.
19:20Mind-changing.
19:21Suck on donkey balls, bitch.
19:24Unfortunately, this one isn't.
19:25It's in the ground of, um, not the Algebraist of a Cancer.
19:28Take a dick, bitch.
19:29I should know this off the top of my head.
19:31Hello.
19:32Hello.
19:33Hello.
19:34Good day there, governor.
19:36The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely feel Balen's tics escalating
19:41the longer they were on this bus tour.
19:43This is a lot of simulation for someone with Tourette's.
19:46Fantastic.
19:47Fantastic dick.
19:49I really hurt my hand.
19:52It's going to be bruised tomorrow.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah, it kind of hurt my pinky.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:57You didn't do any games?
19:58So I hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat.
20:02My tics are escalating on the bus because I'm able to see and look out and yell at people.
20:08I beg your pardon, sir.
20:10And then the other one is because the bus is filled.
20:13Oh, I really needed to let that out.
20:17And then it's a new place, new time, new environment.
20:23I'm stressed and overstimulated.
20:26So we'll be coming past the grounds, the rear of Buckingham Palace.
20:30The Queen's garden or His Majesty's garden now.
20:33Yeah.
20:34So if the flag's up, as I say, it means he's in residence.
20:37If it's halfway down and upside down, have a mild panic because I don't know what it means.
20:41Bitch.
20:42You know, look.
20:43So on all phones, is that what it is?
20:44Is it red right here?
20:45Yeah.
20:46That's why.
20:47What are you doing?
20:48I beat myself.
20:49Yeah.
20:50It hurts really bad.
20:51Punch me.
20:52Don't punch yourself.
20:53Any time her tics become pretty overwhelming, I tell her to just let me know because she gets
20:59the urge.
21:00So just to let me know before she does it.
21:01And I can put my arm there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself.
21:06Yeah, this is Buckingham Palace to your right or the gardens of Buckingham Palace.
21:10And we'll go past that later on.
21:14This is more bruised than my hand.
21:16This hurts a lot, honestly.
21:18So, I'm going to need some ice on that when we get back.
21:23Yeah, so this is Westminster Abbey.
21:26Now, further down here, you'll see there's another church.
21:30And it actually looks like a mosque, but it's a Byzantine church.
21:34And inside, when you go inside, it's only being decorated.
21:37I can definitely see that the tics are escalating.
21:40And I think what makes me uncomfortable is that I'm seeing some self-destructive kind
21:45of tics.
21:46And I haven't seen those in a while.
21:47This is exactly why we wanted to come to London and try the new Pulse device.
21:51If this device works, these moments could be so much more enjoyable for Palin.
21:57Why do you not let me know?
21:59It's never been finished.
22:00Why, I do not know.
22:01I mean, obviously you couldn't afford to pay the payments and decorate.
22:04This tour guide is super fun and I want to see all of London, but my tics are too bad
22:10and this is just too much.
22:12Right now, I just feel like I need to get off this bus as soon as possible.
22:16Colin?
22:17Sorry for the guys that aren't in.
22:18Sorry for the guys that aren't in.
22:20Sorry for the guys that aren't in.
22:25I watch one and a mate of mine said, come on, I'm going to go to a game there.
22:42Come on, I'm going to go to a game, yeah?
22:44My word, I couldn't believe it.
22:46We got there at 9 o'clock in the morning.
22:48There were barbecues going, all sorts of things.
22:50My tics have not been this bad in a really long time,
22:53and I'm just really thankful that the bus tour is almost over.
22:57This is Horsbury Road, so we've come round in a massive circle.
23:00Shut up, bitch.
23:02You're winning!
23:06OK, ladies and gentlemen, don't get out the tissues,
23:09but this is the end of the tour.
23:11It's been lovely to have you all aboard.
23:14Balan was a little bit on fire with her tics.
23:17She's self-harming.
23:18It's like those are the tics that beat her down.
23:21Thank you so much.
23:23But we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour.
23:27Like, there's always a balance that's occurring
23:30between making sure the whole family's OK,
23:33but also making sure that Balan has what she needs to be OK.
23:37Russell knocked it out of the park.
23:39Russell was super cool.
23:40Yeah, he's awesome.
23:41That tour guy was amazing.
23:43The tour was amazing.
23:44Do you guys want to do anything else before we head back to the house?
23:47Me and Colin are going to go to the Big Ben and take pictures.
23:49We're going to walk over here.
23:50Have fun.
23:51Let's just catch up in a few.
23:52We plan on doing more sightseeing today,
23:54but today has been a lot for me already.
23:58It got cold all of a sudden.
23:59Look how pretty Big Ben is, though.
24:01Yeah.
24:02So I would rather just get my picture with Big Ben here
24:05and go back to our rental
24:07and have a relaxing, peaceful night.
24:11Well, that was a lot of fun.
24:13Anybody tired?
24:14What do you guys want to do now?
24:16What do you want to do now?
24:16Grab some ice cream.
24:17I'll go, guys.
24:18I'll go.
24:18I'll grab some ice cream.
24:19I don't want ice cream.
24:19They probably do.
24:20I'll go.
24:21OK, come on.
24:22Let's go.
24:22We're going to grab some ice cream.
24:23All right, we'll just meet you over there, then.
24:25OK, perfect.
24:26We'll wait for Baylin and Colin.
24:27Perfect.
24:27I know they're doing their thing.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31All right.
24:32That's exciting.
24:34It's so helpful to have my mom, Candy,
24:37here to help with the boys.
24:39Yeah, especially since our day's already
24:41been an adventure.
24:42And with how intense Bay's ticks have been today,
24:45we really haven't had a chance to check in with each other.
24:49Yep.
24:52Dick!
24:55My ticks were absolutely terrible.
24:58My collarbone hurts.
25:00My neck hurts.
25:01My head hurts.
25:01My knees hurt.
25:04So it's been a day.
25:06What's crazy is that we haven't seen her
25:08do, like, the hitting thing in forever.
25:10Well, it is concerning.
25:12I mean, it's not like she's with strangers.
25:14She's with us.
25:15Like, if she was by herself, would that
25:18be 10 times worse, 100 times worse?
25:20I know.
25:21And it's like she can't help it.
25:22Because Colin kept saying to her, just hit me instead.
25:24Hit me.
25:25But she's like, I can't.
25:26I think it actually caught her off guard.
25:28Because I don't think, because her knowing
25:31that we're going on a bus, right?
25:32So she thinks she's separated from a crowd,
25:34when really you're not, because you're seeing all this stimulation around you.
25:38So your body is still being hyper-aware.
25:40It's just overwhelming for her.
25:42There's no quick shot to fix it.
25:45But your mind still takes you back to this hope of the new Pulse.
25:50I'm so hopeful that this device is going to help Valen,
25:52that I've almost willed myself to believe it.
25:55As a parent, I'm just hoping that this device gives her some relief.
26:01And gives her some hope that there is something better to look forward to.
26:09Because she needs it.
26:14But other than my tics on the tour, the tour was really, really cool.
26:19The tour guide was awesome.
26:21Yep.
26:21Didn't say anything about my tics.
26:23Yeah.
26:23Like, it was just super, super cool to be, like, with somebody that doesn't care,
26:29but also is as funny and amazing as he was.
26:32Yeah.
26:33He was very funny.
26:34You're bald.
26:36You're bald.
26:38You're bald.
26:40But to be able to see all the history about the city, which is just amazing.
26:44Like, this city is just crazy.
26:46Like, it really is.
26:47The architecture.
26:48The people.
26:49But, uh, you getting on that thing?
26:52The eye?
26:53Yeah.
26:54Absolutely not.
26:56Okay.
26:57But speaking of, like, tourist things and, like, things to do,
27:01we still need to, uh, talk to my parents.
27:05About the wedding?
27:06Yeah.
27:06It's just important that we do it sooner than later.
27:10Dick down in Dallas.
27:11You're not my meemaw.
27:14Do I think that right now is the right time to talk to them?
27:19No.
27:20It's been a really long day.
27:23So...
27:23It has.
27:24And I agree with you.
27:25It doesn't need to be today.
27:26We have very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to
27:31get my parents away from the rest of the group.
27:33So I'm honestly not sure when me and Colin will be able to talk to my parents.
27:38But the longer we wait, the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding.
27:50Bald bitch.
27:51There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
27:53We don't have the monopoly on bald people, you know that, can you?
27:57I've never really noticed that many bald people until today.
28:00They are everywhere.
28:01They live amongst us.
28:03But now I'm going to keep looking at bald people.
28:05Probably all day long.
28:06I'll be counting them.
28:07Bald bitch.
28:09Got it.
28:10Make sure to order the cab so we're not late.
28:25Yeah.
28:25I already ordered the cab.
28:26I figured out how to do it.
28:28There's like an app.
28:29Oh, a little high tech.
28:30Yeah, a little app that you call from, so.
28:33But your family's meeting us there, right?
28:35Yeah.
28:36Hopefully the traffic isn't too bad.
28:37Yeah.
28:38My family's currently out sightseeing right now.
28:41Say hi.
28:43We're on the London Eye.
28:45Is anybody nervous?
28:48After the bus tour yesterday, Colin and I just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
28:53because I will not be going on the London Eye.
28:55I'm petrified of heights.
28:57Once they're done, my family is going to meet us for lunch.
29:00So me and Colin are taking a cab to go to an authentic pub for the first time in London.
29:06We're so excited.
29:08Well, I'm so excited.
29:09I don't know about Colin.
29:10I'm excited too.
29:12What do you think is British food here to eat?
29:15Porridge.
29:15I don't even know what porridge is, but I saw it on a menu somewhere.
29:19I'm like excited to try food, but I'm also like such a picky eater that I'm just like,
29:23I don't know how far I'm going to be able to go.
29:25We're not adventurous eaters.
29:28Let's just put it that way.
29:28We're both picky eaters, but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes.
29:33When in London, get bangers and mash.
29:35I'm sorry.
29:40Somebody peeing down the tube.
29:44I think it's somebody going to pee right now, right?
29:48Let's wait and find out.
29:51Oh, oh, oh.
29:54Yeah, I think that's it.
29:55I am.
29:56Look at them.
29:57They're so cool.
29:58Yeah, this is us.
29:58Well, wait, Colin, he's getting out.
30:03Morning.
30:04Good morning.
30:05You all right?
30:05How you doing?
30:06Good.
30:06How are you?
30:07Yeah, not too bad.
30:09Oh, thank you.
30:10Where are we off to?
30:12We're going to the Duke of Hamilton.
30:14Very nice.
30:15All right.
30:15You're welcome.
30:16You got everything, yeah?
30:18Yes.
30:18Yeah.
30:19What is that?
30:22A little...
30:23Fancy, sweet.
30:26Opening the door.
30:28Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.
30:30I just want to let you know, I have Tourette's Syndrome.
30:35It's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder,
30:38so if you hear or see anything that doesn't fit in,
30:42then just ignore it.
30:43Trust me, you're in good company.
30:45Sweet.
30:46You'll be all right.
30:47Thank you so much.
30:47You're going to do or say to me that I ain't seen and heard
30:49before, so you crack on and enjoy yourself.
30:52Just relax.
30:53All right.
30:55I am aware of Tourette's.
30:56I suffer with ADHD myself, so it's kind of on the same
30:59sort of spectrum line.
31:00Then tuck it, they all wankers.
31:03And I have had passengers with Tourette's Syndrome before,
31:06and that wasn't an issue either, because to be honest,
31:09why should it be?
31:11Have you lived in London your whole life?
31:13Well, I don't live in London now.
31:15I was born in London.
31:16Bald bitch.
31:18Yeah.
31:19I live in Essex, but literally on the border of where
31:22East London and Essex meet.
31:24Okay.
31:25Essex.
31:28Growing up, like, I don't know what it was,
31:30but I, like, always wanted a British accent.
31:34There's something about...
31:36Try it.
31:37Try it.
31:38Oh, I'm not good.
31:39Would you like some shrimp on the bobby?
31:41She's good.
31:42Yeah, that's all right.
31:43That's Australian, but, yeah, close.
31:45So I'll give you something to say.
31:47Okay.
31:47Say, listen, mate.
31:49You've got two choices.
31:52You've got two choices.
31:54There you go.
31:54That's perfect.
31:55You've got two choices.
31:56You can either walk out.
31:58See, I can't move out.
31:59Or you're going out the window.
32:00That's the best I got.
32:09Window.
32:09You could even walk out.
32:13Out.
32:14Out.
32:15Say, out.
32:16Out.
32:16That's it.
32:17Out.
32:18Out.
32:19Or you go out the window.
32:20You can throw it out the window.
32:22Your accent is, like, spot on when you're ticking,
32:25but when you're not ticking and you're having to think about it...
32:28It's harder.
32:29Yeah.
32:30It's really hard.
32:32Hello.
32:33Hello.
32:33Hello.
32:34Spot on.
32:36What brings you to London?
32:37There is a device that is currently going through
32:43testing trials for Tourette's.
32:45Okay.
32:46And I'm going there to be part of, like,
32:48an informational meeting to kind of see how the device affects me
32:53and affects and works with my tics, basically.
32:56It's definitely groundbreaking.
32:57We're pretty excited to see, kind of, you're bald, bitch.
33:04Yeah.
33:04He most definitely is.
33:06Yeah.
33:07There's a lot of bald people in the UK.
33:10Yeah, not wrong.
33:11Shit.
33:12Yeah, we're, like, 40% British, so my dad's bald, too.
33:16I don't...
33:17I have no idea.
33:18We don't have the monopoly on bald people, you know that, do we?
33:22They're everywhere.
33:25I've never really noticed that many bald people until today.
33:29They are everywhere.
33:30They live amongst us.
33:31But now I'm going to keep looking at bald people.
33:34Probably all day long.
33:35I'll be counting them.
33:35I should have worked with my semen therapist with my bald tick before I came here.
33:40Mom even told me to work on it.
33:42And I was like, no, it's not that annoying.
33:44Bald bitch.
33:45It's not that, like, it's really, like, it's fine.
33:47I'm glad you didn't work on it, because it's entertaining, mate.
33:49Bald bitch!
33:51Like that.
33:52I am extremely comfortable with this cab driver.
33:58It's just really, really nice to finally be understood and not have to explain myself.
34:03So him just being himself made the whole cab ride.
34:07It's kind of exciting that our meeting with New Pulse is already tomorrow.
34:14Like, it's really exciting that it's just right around the corner.
34:17Bald bitch.
34:18I feel, like, bad that I'm excited to be here and I'm grateful, but I don't want to have high expectations going into this.
34:27Because if it works, it works.
34:28If it doesn't, it doesn't.
34:29I'm not going to, like, get upset.
34:30And you're bald.
34:31You know, if it really is this life-changing and you're able to maybe get it next year, hopefully, maybe, you know, that's something that, you know, would really help with pregnancy as well, you know?
34:46Okay.
34:46What?
34:48Um, okay.
34:51Let's save the baby talk for another day.
34:54Why?
34:54I'm...
34:55It's a serious thing.
34:57Whether the New Pulse device works or it doesn't work, I would like to still have a conversation about babies.
35:08Oh, I was like, you're throwing me for another loop.
35:12I, of course, want a family with Colin and I want children.
35:15However, Colin's next career could be him working 24-7, which would mean me at home with a baby 24-7.
35:22And it's very difficult with the conditions that I have.
35:26There's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown, which just puts a lot of pressure on me.
35:32I have Tourette's Syndrome, stupid.
35:36No, it's just, you're not talking about it.
35:39You just keep pushing me back, and I would like to eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it.
35:46Okay.
35:47All right.
35:47I haven't been ready to talk to Colin about my concerns, because I know that that means everything to him, is starting a family.
36:08And I don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship.
36:11It's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing.
36:31Every time I tick, I want to look at him and see, like, is he laughing at me?
36:34Is he making fun of me?
36:35Like, do I tick right now?
36:37Holy s***, dude.
36:38Thank you so much.
36:47It's been a pleasure.
36:50Hey, guys.
36:52Hi, bae.
36:53Have you guys been in yet?
36:54No.
36:55Who's hungry?
36:56Let's get some food.
36:57I'm pretty hungry.
37:02So cute.
37:04Hey, guys.
37:05How you doing?
37:06Hi.
37:06Well, bitch.
37:07Grab a seat wherever you like.
37:08Okay.
37:09I'll be here with you in a minute.
37:09Okay.
37:10This looks nice.
37:12Are we here or are we here?
37:15I'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about British food.
37:21So I'm super excited to try, let's hope, good food.
37:25Let's hope.
37:26I thought these bars and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining.
37:31Everybody's, like, whispering.
37:32Bar fights happen at, like, 7 o'clock.
37:34Dick!
37:34Well, I'm not whispering, so.
37:38Oh, I was like, what food is that?
37:40Oh, wait.
37:40Those are specials over there.
37:41Is that different over there?
37:44Spotted dick.
37:46That's actually what it says.
37:48Dick.
37:49I know nothing about food in the UK.
37:51I literally only know that my kids have said, Mom, we hear the food here is kind of gross.
37:58That's your mushy peas?
37:59Fish and chips with a little brickle-brackle.
38:01I am a very adventurous eater.
38:04I explore, I guide, I taste.
38:07I do not personally like exploring foods.
38:10I just stick to my own lane.
38:12Like, if the food doesn't look good, I don't try.
38:16Dad, what are you going to get?
38:17Dick.
38:18Spotted dick.
38:19that bitch.
38:21Is there pictures?
38:22Shut the up.
38:23My brickle-brackle.
38:25What is a bread-tried clam?
38:27I don't know.
38:28Dick.
38:29I know what you're saying now.
38:30Why is the whole place going silent?
38:33I don't know.
38:35Spotted alone in a safari.
38:37I'm sorry.
38:38An itchy baby waning.
38:40That's not funny.
38:42Today, much like any other day, is a difficult day for Balen.
38:47Dick.
38:49With all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard, I think Bae's getting towards her limits today.
38:56I'm going to get the bangers and mash.
38:58Someone get fish and chips, and we'll get the bubble and squeak.
39:02My tics on the bus yesterday were more physical, and the tics today at the pub have been more vocal.
39:09Guys, how are we getting on here?
39:11I have a couple questions.
39:12Yeah.
39:13That's what I was going to say.
39:13I have Tourette's, so I would just like to let you know I have a tic where I call people bald.
39:18So it's absolutely nothing against you.
39:20He gets it all the time.
39:20Yeah, he does.
39:22What is spotted dick?
39:25Spotted dick is actually a dessert.
39:28So it's a sponge with some dried fruits inside, so raisins, currants, and serve with a custard on the side.
39:34Okay.
39:35Chip, buddy, buddy.
39:37Chip, buddy.
39:38Anything that's a buddy is between two slices of bread like a sandwich.
39:41So it's carbs on carbs.
39:43Okay, I like that.
39:44Yeah.
39:45Sorry.
39:47I don't really recall waiting on someone with Tourette's.
39:51Objection.
39:52We do get a lot of American guests coming in.
39:54I guess you maybe aren't familiar with UK cuisine.
39:57But I think in this line of work, you've just got to roll with the punches, accept people at face value.
40:02Okay, I want to try a beer.
40:04I've never tried beer before.
40:06Okay.
40:06Where do I start?
40:08I'd probably start on a lager.
40:09Where do you want the alpaca IPA?
40:11Okay, we'll go straight to there.
40:13I think we'll maybe start with a light lager and see where we go from there, yeah?
40:16Okay.
40:16Okay?
40:17I have never tried beer before because I've never been interested in it.
40:21But the reason why I'm trying beer for the first time in London is because there's a pub on every single corner, basically.
40:27So what better place to try beer than here?
40:30I tell you what, I'll bring you a taste of the alpaca you can try as well.
40:32Can I?
40:33Yeah.
40:35What about the vinegar on the fish and chips?
40:37Comes on the side, buddy.
40:38You can add as much as a little as you want.
40:40In it, she, baby, weenie.
40:41In it, she, baby, weenie.
40:46There's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me.
40:49Which corner?
40:50The left-hand corner over there.
40:54To your left, he's in the corner.
40:56He just turns around the stairs and laughs.
40:59Dick!
40:59This is the way it is.
41:02Just grew up without nut manners.
41:04Crazy.
41:05The environment is a little bit small and echoey.
41:09And it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing.
41:15Every time I tick, I want to look at him and see, like, is he laughing at me?
41:18Is he making fun of me?
41:19Like, do I tick right now?
41:22Holy s***, dude.
41:24Can't fix everybody.
41:27I expect it.
41:28When I go out, I totally expect that.
41:31People are going to stare.
41:32People are going to giggle.
41:33People are going to laugh.
41:34But it bugs Balin and it bugs Colin.
41:38Like, your parents obviously didn't raise you right.
41:42He's sitting over there and he's, like, blatantly laughing at Balin and her ticking.
41:46And that's when the anger starts to build.
41:50Because it's, like, how are you that rude?
41:54I thought it was.
41:55You have to be 18.
41:56I'm trying to enjoy myself the best I can with my family and with Colin.
42:01But it's so hard to when constantly in your corner you're being laughed and mocked and stared at.
42:08It just doesn't make the experience fun.
42:11And I just don't know how much more I can take.
42:14It's f***ing wild.
42:16Yeah, dude!
42:18Dick!
42:19He's about to get Colin out.
42:26Colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline.
42:29What?
42:30I just don't think I've expressed to him my concerns.
42:36We're making every life decision in a matter of, like, six months.
42:40And now you wanting babies on top of it is...
42:43It's about one in a family.
42:47We spoke to the wedding planner.
42:49Okay.
42:49Told us to lower our expectations or increase our budget.
42:55And we haven't asked.
42:57Don't throw anything stupid out right now.
43:00What a f***.
43:01Today is finally the day.
43:05We are here to meet people with NuPulse.
43:09A device that helps the frequency of ticks.
43:12Perfect.
43:13And today I will be able to try it on for the first time.
43:17Do you feel anything yet?
43:18Sure.
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