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01:25the off season we won the no show we set a league record and then we won the country
01:33fucking a i see an opportunity here to relax recharge to ruin everything dude you are no fun
01:39at all they haven't stopped the party since the tournament and they ain't stopping until they
01:42drank from the cup at every landmark in sudbury where now including but not limited to the beef
01:48and bird bridge of nations and bell park splashing we know the off season is dangerous for hockey
02:00players sluts but it's summer in sud vegas let's take a break i'm all for enjoying everything that
02:05comes along with winning super moving right along but we've got to keep our guys between the lines
02:09fuck these guys let's party half of them have gone home for summer that's only half the headache kick
02:13back you want to be the best your work is never done yawn we have a reputation to uphold so your
02:19job this summer is to caretake babysit uphold it keep our guys between the lines we've had some tall
02:26orders with this gig but this one's the matterhorn this is kilimanjaro this is kang cheng junga
02:31why because they're obsessed with getting invited to weird sudbury the party
02:35get it get it dropping low all out let it go get it get it dropping low all out let it go
02:43you gotta know someone on the inside and they're out there working every angle what is it exactly
02:47good and weird people have no idea how funky things get in these northern ontario towns
02:51so what are you gonna do beer in a shot i mean if you're not gonna kick back for a sec after
02:55accomplishing everything you could possibly accomplish with this team in this country what's your job this
03:01summer sure z life after hockey is tough it's an identity for these guys and they don't know what
03:08to do when it's over he put his body on the line for us night in night out and never complained
03:14just go to you can't go no more good soldier now that he can't go for us in here we owe it to
03:19him to make sure he's okay out there the hockey world looks out for each other let's be there for
03:23our guy let's help him find his way bulldog hockey baby hell yeah yeah oh hey that lady from the
03:30seminar last year called and she wants to talk to him to shorzy yeah joe she looks like charlie
03:35sparen where is he starting his new chapter just like that you're a motherfucking just like just like
03:43that you're a motherfucking bad just like that you're a motherfucking just like just like that you're a
03:48motherfucking bad just like that you're a motherfucking bad just like that you're a motherfucking bad just like
03:55Okay, smile.
03:59Stop!
04:00You smile like you've got a thumb up your ass.
04:02But you look gorgeous.
04:04Me?
04:05No, her.
04:07Merci.
04:08Doesn't she look fabulous?
04:09Bit young, but...
04:10Sit.
04:13Congratulations.
04:14You are two-thirds of Brodude's new hockey show Three on One,
04:17a sports show where three panelists discuss one topic.
04:19How's it feel?
04:20C'est malade.
04:21Don't care at all.
04:22What sets this sports show apart?
04:23It's short, quick hits.
04:25Hockey talk that pops into your social media feed and hooks you in
04:27before you can scroll down, click away, or watch porn instead.
04:30That's the goal, anyway.
04:31We will be targeting a social media audience with the attention span
04:34of an iPad baby, so don't dick around.
04:36You will have mere seconds to captivate generation impatient
04:39before losing them.
04:40Seconds.
04:41But...
04:42Don't worry.
04:43Anique's tits buys at least five.
04:44Chorzi?
04:45What's left of him?
04:46Between your dental work and wardrobe, you're Brodude's new
04:48$10,000 man.
04:49Can I dip?
04:50You look pretty.
04:51C'est vrai.
04:52What do you think?
04:53I think you're maybe a fucking idiot if you think you got anything
04:55going for you here other than her tits.
04:57Actually, Chorzi, you're the draw.
04:59You think?
05:00I do.
05:01And you're maybe a fucking idiot, too.
05:02The two of you will be permanent fixtures of three-on-one.
05:04Those are your seats.
05:06In the coming weeks, we'll be test-driving a few personalities
05:09for this third seat.
05:10See if we can't find a winner.
05:11Who's our first experiment, Em?
05:13Chorzi, you've built an impressive audience on the Brodude network
05:16by being a complete dick to your opponents.
05:18Disrespectful in general?
05:20I'd be sticking every one of them in the nuts right now if I could.
05:22We thought it might be fun to find an opponent you would respect.
05:26They didn't find one?
05:27We found one.
05:28Who?
05:29Let's get on the go, boys.
05:32Jim.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Jim.
05:35Yes.
05:36Jim.
05:37Dolo, I don't think I texted on your birthday this year, so happy bladed, buddy.
05:38What do you have, missus?
05:39Plenty of room for everyone.
05:41Welcome aboard.
05:45Sorry, boys.
05:47She's full of the bread.
05:49We'll get you on the way back.
05:59Welcome to 3-on-1 presented by Brodude Energy.
06:06I'm your host, Annick Archambault, with the guy you all know as Shorzi.
06:09And with us today is one of the great captains of all time.
06:13One of the most beloved Leafs ever.
06:15And certainly the most respected, mesdames et messieurs, Dougie Gilmore.
06:19Thank you for having me, Annick.
06:20Dougie Gilmore.
06:21Today's topic, who is the best fighter in hockey?
06:24Shorzi, we'll start with you.
06:26You should start with Dougie Gilmore.
06:28I like to move clockwise.
06:29Shorzi, best fighter in hockey.
06:31She should start with Dougie Gilmore.
06:32Why are you talking to me?
06:33Hockey people will want to hear from Dougie Gilmore.
06:36Just Doug works.
06:37That time Marty McSorley stuck the elbow out on you, I almost went through the TV screen.
06:41Oh, yeah?
06:42I said, that's Dougie Gilmore.
06:43Well, what I hear, you'd elbow me the same way.
06:45Elbow Dougie Gilmore?
06:46Doug works.
06:47No, I respect you too much.
06:49Stick the elbow out on Marty.
06:51Cut!
06:52Say, top three NHL tough guys of all time.
06:55You got Marty?
06:56This isn't the Shorzi we want.
06:58Was the tooth a mistake?
06:59Hockey players respect the hierarchy.
07:01You can't beat it out of them.
07:03He respects Doug Gilmore too much.
07:05He'll always defer to him.
07:06Who's number one?
07:07Joey Kosher.
07:08Then let's find someone he respects less.
07:19Welcome to 3 on 1, presented by Bro Dude Energy.
07:22I'm your host, Annick Archambault, with the guy you all know as Shorzi.
07:26And joining us today is legendary fighter, Stanley Cup champion, not to mention the Great Ones protector,
07:31Mesdames and Monsieur, Marty McSorley.
07:34Thanks for having me, Annick.
07:35Today's topic, who is the best fighter in hockey?
07:38Shorzi?
07:39You should start with Mr. McSorley.
07:41He threw straight down the pipe.
07:43Then I look forward to his answer right after yours.
07:45She should start with Mr. McSorley.
07:47You're talking to me again, Shorzi. I'm not on the show, remember?
07:50Mr. McSorley threw straight down the tube.
07:52I don't want to be called Mr. McSorley.
07:54You don't talk to me either.
07:55Let's stay focused here, gentlemen.
07:56I thought you didn't respect Marty.
07:58Who said I didn't respect Mr. McSorley?
07:59If you don't want him talking to you, then you can't talk to him.
08:02He said he'd stick the elbow out on Marty.
08:04Don't talk to me either.
08:05That doesn't mean I don't respect him.
08:06Don't call me Mr. McSorley.
08:07I'd stick the elbow out on a small disabled dog if it got me a W.
08:11I'm not your dad.
08:12Well, you might be with the hours you put on the old work bench, eh?
08:15God back.
08:16Huh?
08:17I don't know his mom.
08:18Well, neither do I.
08:19But if I did, I'd hope she'd bang Marty McSorley.
08:21Stop talking to me.
08:23What a flop.
08:24It's not a flop.
08:25What a bust.
08:26Oh, it's not a bust yet.
08:27Well, if it is, his dental work's coming out of your paycheck.
08:29There's got to be a way to get the jersey we want.
08:31He's just, he's got to feel like he has a seat at the table.
08:34This isn't a hard job.
08:35We call action.
08:36You show us your personality.
08:37Well, we need someone who will trigger his personality.
08:40Someone who'll get him going.
08:41Well, we started with somebody he respects, then somebody he respects less.
08:45He built off his audience, teeing off on people he doesn't respect at all.
08:50Maybe we shouldn't complicate this.
08:51Give the people what they already know and love.
08:53You're right.
08:54He's our protagonist of our panel.
08:55He's our hero.
08:56Exactly.
08:57So let's find him a villain.
09:00Matt?
09:01Sean Avery?
09:02The one and only, baby.
09:03You got Sean fucking Avery?
09:04Love him or hate him.
09:05You can't wait to hear what he says next.
09:06No, that's Don Cherry.
09:07This is Sean Avery.
09:08You're familiar with my work?
09:09Yeah, the biggest rat of all time.
09:10How do you call me the biggest rat of all time?
09:11It looks like a duck and swims like a duck.
09:13I said rat.
09:14Why are you talking about ducks?
09:15Never suspended once.
09:16But the biggest rat of all time?
09:17You're a rat too, Shrizzy.
09:18You guys should get along great.
09:19Yeah, that's actually high praise coming from me.
09:20Who are you again?
09:21Save it for the show.
09:22You don't know what you're doing at all, eh?
09:23What's that come up?
09:24Half the people see us come on are going to see him and go click.
09:25I beg to differ.
09:26Is everyone set?
09:27What are they clicking there, Shrizzy?
09:28A TV from the 1950s?
09:29Just go.
09:30We're rolling.
09:31Welcome to 3 on 1 presented by Brodude Energy.
09:32I'm Annika Archambault with a guy you all know as Shrizzy.
09:34How do you call me the biggest rat of all time?
09:36How do you call me the biggest rat of all time?
09:37It looks like a duck and swims like a duck?
09:38I said rat.
09:39Why are you talking about ducks?
09:40Never suspended once, but the biggest rat of all time?
09:41You're a rat too, Shrizzy.
09:42You guys should get along great.
09:43Yeah, that's actually high praise coming from me.
09:44Who are you again?
09:45A TV from the 1950s?
09:46Just go.
09:47We're rolling.
09:48Welcome to 3 on 1 presented by Brodude Energy.
09:50I'm Annika Archambault with a guy you all know as Shrizzy.
09:53And today's guest panelist is the man who reset the bar for pests in hockey.
09:57The ultimate irritator, the infamous...
10:00Never suspended once.
10:01Sean Avery.
10:02I never get sick of hearing my own name.
10:03Today's topic, who is the best fighter in hockey?
10:06Shrizzy.
10:07Yeah, definitely start with him if it's a question about the NHL.
10:09I only played about 600 games, so let's hear from the real grizzled bet first.
10:13Are you going to sit like that the whole time?
10:15Like what?
10:16Like a woman.
10:17This makes you uncomfortable?
10:18No, it makes me uncomfortable if you're wearing enough cologne for 20 broads.
10:21It's not my cologne.
10:22That's her labia.
10:23That's my hair product.
10:24It's her fallopian tubes.
10:25But if we're talking about hair...
10:26We're not talking about hair.
10:27We're getting a little thin up there, Shrizzy.
10:29Best fighter in hockey.
10:30The front of your hair looks like a piece of land that juts out into a body of water.
10:33What's that called?
10:34A peninsula?
10:35You're a fucking peninsula head.
10:36Yeah, well, look at your patchy ass beard.
10:38It's not patchy.
10:39Yeah, I've seen patchier.
10:40Looks like a group of islands out in the water.
10:42What's that called?
10:43An archipelago?
10:44Yeah, your narcopelago face.
10:45Point your weird head down to the camera.
10:47Oh, I bet you'd love for me to point my head down.
10:49Your hairline looks like a hairpin turn on a racetrack.
10:52You're a fucking hairpin turn head.
10:55Oh, you're the funniest guy in Canada, Avery?
10:57I'm actually American now.
10:58Of course you are, you fucking border hopper.
11:00I'm a dual citizen living in L.A.
11:01Fucking fence rider.
11:02I love the U.S.
11:03We'll borrow a cup of sugar from your neighbor, you get shot in the dick.
11:06And that's all for three on a different topic than the one we had planned.
11:10But I doubt anyone's complaining.
11:11Stay tuned for more from Bro Dude Energy.
11:14Who's clicking away from that?
11:21It's a progress to provocation.
11:23Why isn't he here for this?
11:24Sure is he?
11:25No, Bart Simpson.
11:26Because he doesn't care.
11:27Right.
11:28At all.
11:29That really bugs me.
11:30And it's a Sudbury Saturday night.
11:32You won't miss one of those.
11:33What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
11:59What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:00What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:01What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:02What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:03What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:04What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:05What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:06What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:07What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:08What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:09What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:10What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:11What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:12What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:13What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:14What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:15What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:16What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:17What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:18What happens on a Sudbury Saturday night?
12:19They're everywhere.
12:20Where?
12:21Including, but not limited to, The Big Nickel, Science North, and Diamond's Gentleman's
12:29Club.
12:34Get these guys to behave.
12:36Get us into weird Sudbury.
12:38You'll never see us behave so good as what we does.
12:43The woman from the seminar is called again.
12:46The one who looks like Charlize Theron?
12:47She wants to talk about setting up a mentorship program.
12:50You gotta be kidding me.
12:51No, it's no joke, Zeke.
12:52I got a full rack and now I got tens throwing rocks at my windows in the middle of the night.
12:56I like the teeth.
12:57Tanger's gone home for the summer if you want to do something about it.
13:00Nope.
13:01Teeth, beard coiff, spray tan.
13:03Can't get used to it.
13:04You look like you got queer-eyed by a blind guy.
13:06I got tens all over me.
13:07You know what it is.
13:08Settle down.
13:09Now I'm just like Goody.
13:10He went tubing with two tens on Tuesday.
13:12Really?
13:13You got a tuggy on a tube?
13:15Yeah, Goody got a tube tuggy.
13:16Really?
13:17Yeah.
13:18Really?
13:19Yeah.
13:20That's so cool.
13:21Tubing's unbelievable.
13:22Yeah, the boys love tubing.
13:23Tensei?
13:24Two.
13:25Come find me, I'll teach you how to make him Wim Hof.
13:26All right.
13:27Best team in the country.
13:29Yeah!
13:30We're a spy!
13:31I'll never get sick of saying it.
13:32Good for it.
13:33Congratulations.
13:34Not seriously?
13:36Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
13:37It's important to celebrate the win.
13:38Ooh!
13:39Yeah!
13:40To relish the victories.
13:41Yeah!
13:42To commemorate the triumphs.
13:43Yeah!
13:44But there is a reasonable amount of time to celebrate something like this, and I think
13:48that you've surpassed it.
13:50It's time to turn off the tap.
13:52As if on the pressure, at the very least.
13:54And do what?
13:55Get busy doing something else, slut.
13:57All the boys are busy.
13:58No, you're not.
13:59All the boys are busy.
14:00With what?
14:01Did you not just hear me say Goody went tubing with two tens?
14:04On Tuesday.
14:05So?
14:06So Goody got a tuggy on a two.
14:07Ah, the girls.
14:08They're busy.
14:09What are you so busy with, Dolo?
14:10Getting neck on a kneeboard.
14:11Hitch?
14:12Coitus on a catamaran.
14:13You?
14:14Fucking deep throat on a houseboat.
14:16You know, I'm available.
14:17Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
14:18It's the off-season, Nat.
14:20Summer in South Vegas.
14:21Take a break from the Bulldogs.
14:22Fucking A.
14:23Zeke.
14:24Take a break from hockey.
14:25Cosign.
14:26Me?
14:27And come out with us and just crush beer!
14:29Beer!
14:30No!
14:31We have spent the last two years establishing a glowing reputation in the city of Sudbury.
14:36We've filled our rink with families.
14:38We've hosted educational seminars for kids.
14:40And one webinar.
14:41The Bulldogs are positive members of this community.
14:44And I won't have it going to shit with you guys acting like idiots all summer.
14:51Well, Natalie, there is the matter of weird Sudbury.
14:55The party?
14:56Get it, get it, get it, drop it low.
14:57Shake, shake, shake.
14:58Oh, no, let it go.
14:59Get it, get it, drop it low.
15:00Oh, no, let it go.
15:01Uh-huh.
15:02Oh, no, let it go.
15:03You gotta know someone on the inside.
15:05Perhaps you does.
15:06What is it exactly?
15:07It's good and weird.
15:08Can we double click on that for a second?
15:09It pissed me off so much more we're not playing hockey.
15:11No.
15:16Okay, boys.
15:17Who wants to get a handy in a hammock?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Fine.
15:22We will get you guys into weird Sudbury.
15:24Yeah.
15:25But you have to keep it between the lines until then.
15:27Define between the lines.
15:29Okay, go have fun.
15:30You've earned it.
15:31Do it.
15:33Just don't overdo it.
15:41Deal.
15:43Big weekend in Sudvegas, Shorzy?
15:45Treat the missus to some Eastside Mario's, or what?
15:48Maybe a little DQ drive-through?
15:50He's done after today, right?
15:51Sean?
15:52Yeah.
15:53He served his purpose.
15:54He got Shorzy to be Shorzy, but we must continue evolving.
15:57Should've stayed here for the weekend, big fella,
15:59taking you shopping.
16:00That's pretty gay, Sean.
16:01You'd be just a weapon of mass destruction in TO.
16:04Yeah, I got a full rack and a hundred DMs from tens.
16:06So many girls hinged, downloaded you, eh?
16:08Take two steps, I'm tripping over ass.
16:10I'm coming out with you, big man.
16:11Just a couple of swingin' dicks in the 416.
16:13Welcome to 3on1 presented by BroDude Energy.
16:16I'm Année Carchambault with the guy you all know as Shorzy,
16:19and returning to the panel today is infamous super pest...
16:21Plog.
16:22Sean Avery.
16:23Hear that?
16:24What?
16:25Thousands of people hearing your name and changing the channel.
16:27It's a web show, Charlie Brown.
16:28Today's topic is concussions.
16:30Head trauma.
16:31Yeah, it looks like Sean's got face trauma.
16:33What does that even mean?
16:34It means it looks like someone beat you over the face with a shovel.
16:36They didn't, I'd know.
16:37You're a shovel face, Sean.
16:38And how your hairline managed to retreat that much further over the weekend.
16:42It's remarkable.
16:43Thanks.
16:44If I lived above a face that ugly, I'd seek higher ground too.
16:46Moving right along.
16:47It's low tide on Shorzy's beachfront.
16:49Head trauma in hockey.
16:50It's a good topic for you, Shorzy.
16:51Concussions ended your career recently, right?
16:53Correct.
16:54How many conkeys?
16:55Let's go through them.
16:56That'll be fun for me.
16:57Let's start with the last one.
16:58You know, it was the craziest thing.
17:00I come to, there's twenty broads standing around me.
17:02All tens.
17:03I bet.
17:04And the one before that?
17:05I come to, there's three French broads mid-orgasm.
17:07I'm not even fully hard yet.
17:08Okay.
17:09And the one before that?
17:10I come to, I'm banging a nine with a bunch of dead tens on the ground that she fought
17:13to the death for me.
17:14I would love to see what a ten looks like in your mind, Shorzy.
17:17Her.
17:18Well, I know whose side I'm on.
17:19Bit young, but...
17:20Woohoo!
17:21I told you.
17:23You told me.
17:24I was right.
17:25Yeah, we've really got something here.
17:27Shorzy.
17:28Let's get some fucking crab rangoon.
17:30You were great today.
17:31Congratulations.
17:32You must be proud.
17:33Don't care at all.
17:34Why?
17:35Cause I'd rather be in Sudbury getting a beach on a boat.
17:38You really don't care about any of this?
17:40Coming to Toronto, being on a TV show.
17:42It's a web show.
17:43Nope.
17:44Then why are you here?
17:46I can't play hockey anymore.
17:51And I'm worried about what will happen to me if I have a moment to sit with that.
17:55You're coaching with Sanger next season.
17:57No.
17:58Yes.
17:59No.
18:00Why not?
18:01Because not having the option to get out there and do something myself would drive me to
18:04drink.
18:05Drinking on the bench now is kind of fun.
18:06Yeah, it does.
18:07I won't convince you to coach Shorzy, but for now, Brodard is giving you an opportunity
18:11to stay in hockey.
18:12It's not hockey.
18:13It's what you've got.
18:14This is it.
18:15You're not going into the corners anymore.
18:17You're not driving hard to the net.
18:18You're not punching anybody in the back of the head.
18:20You need to turn the page.
18:23This is how you keep contributing.
18:25It doesn't scratch the itch.
18:28What's your favorite thing about it?
18:31About what?
18:32Hanukkah.
18:33Huh?
18:34Hockey, idiot.
18:35Winning?
18:36You love to win.
18:37Well, I hate to lose.
18:38You need to create a scenario in this where there's a winner and a loser.
18:41How do you...
18:43You may not care about being on TV, but you care if you win.
18:46So, if the show does well, you win.
18:48If it doesn't...
18:49I lose.
18:51I lose.
18:52And then you'll have a moment to sit with that.
18:58Good morning, everyone.
18:59I win.
19:00I do.
19:01I'll be...
19:03I miss you, too.
19:04Wait.
19:05I'll be happy.
19:06I'll be happy.
19:07I miss you.
19:08I miss you.
19:09I miss you.
19:10I miss you.
19:12I miss you.
19:13Look what these
19:43TV people did to your face. Why?
19:46So you got a face for radio.
19:48Not that ugly.
19:49Doesn't matter. I got bigger fish to fry.
19:51Oh, do you?
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:52Do you really?
19:53I do like crazy.
19:54He's got a TV gig in Toronto, but he's got bigger fish to fry.
19:57I got more pressing matters.
19:59He gets to sit and gab with a hot French girl, but his mind is elsewhere.
20:02It's miles away.
20:03Where? I mean, on what? Or why?
20:06Because this is the summer I close on Laura Moore.
20:09Oh, yeah?
20:09Oh, yeah.
20:10What does that mean?
20:12More sleepovers?
20:12Oh, many more sleepovers.
20:14Like, maybe we sleep over more than we don't.
20:20This is going really well.
20:22I know.
20:22Yeah?
20:23And I'm scared. I'm terrified.
20:25Shut up.
20:25I'm flailing on the inside.
20:27Look, you gotta be careful when you got kids, Shorzy.
20:29I don't let just any dude in. I gotta be sure.
20:32And for me to be sure, you gotta be sure.
20:34Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
20:35You just won best team in the country.
20:37We?
20:37I'm sure you're going to want to enjoy the perks that come along with that.
20:40It's summer in Sud Vegas.
20:42It's not fucking Playa del Carmen.
20:44I know what goes on.
20:45It's not fucking Belo Horizonte.
20:46I'm ready to take things to the next level.
20:50But I need to be sure that you're sure.
20:53So, go have fun with the boys. See if you're sure.
21:01What?
21:02Even when you're slamming the door in my face, I'm an absolute pile for you.
21:09I know.
21:10Even when you're being just ruthless, I think you're so fucking hot.
21:13I know.
21:14I think you're so fucking cool.
21:16You can get hotter than me.
21:17No, I can't.
21:18You have.
21:19No, I haven't.
21:19What about Morgan Thiel is hot?
21:21You seen her lately?
21:22Kelly Adamson.
21:23If you're into body positivity...
21:25Erica Duncan is super hot. I know you banged her.
21:28No.
21:28No, she's not super hot?
21:29No, I never banged her.
21:30Why?
21:31Because her bedroom is fucking disgusting.
21:33You didn't bang her because she's messy?
21:35You try getting hard when it reeks like cat litter.
21:38Over in South Vegas.
21:40Are you sure you don't want me to come inside, hang and fold your laundry?
21:43I'm serious.
21:43Take your new look out on the town.
21:45I look like I got groomed at pet value.
21:47I like everything but the tooth.
21:49Well, broads seem to like the tooth.
21:51A lot of broads out there, shorty.
21:53But this is the summer I close on Laura Moore.
21:56We shall see.
21:57You really think some movie star looking mom's just going to come along and say I want you?
22:07I want you.
22:08I've been waiting for you all night.
22:13One night long.
22:17Waiting for you all night.
22:21One night long.
22:24Waiting for you.
22:27One night long.
22:29Oh, don't keep me waiting.
22:31Oh, don't keep me.
22:32One night long.
22:35I've been waiting for you all night.
22:50Oh, I cannot deny.
22:56I can't even hide in the truth.
23:00I'm so into you, baby
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