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00:00all right the Sudbury triple-a Lakers graduating players video yearbook will
00:08go down the line say your name and where you're going off to play and what you
00:12like about being a Sudbury Laker Mason check sorry what was it again your name
00:18where you're going to play and your favorite thing about being a Laker my
00:22name is Mason I'm gonna be playing for London my favorite thing about being a
00:27Lakers being with the boys try it without saying um my name is Mason I'm
00:32playing for London and my favorite thing about being a Lakers you know what the
00:36boys nailed it Jack my name is Jack I'm gonna play for Barry and I like being a
00:42Laker because they taught me the skills to get to the next level Carter my name is
00:48Carter I'm gonna go play for Windsor do we say our age sure I'm Carter I'm 18
00:55actually don't say your age it sounds like a dating profile I'm Carter I'm gonna
00:59play for Windsor I'm 18 okay start again don't swear please my name is Carter I'm
01:07gonna go play for the Lakers are you okay take a break Carter we'll go to Caleb
01:12I'm Caleb I'm going to play for Ottawa my favorite thing about being a Laker was
01:16the brotherhood and the opportunity to come to the rink improve on my game and on
01:20myself good Caleb Caleb got any tips for Carter shut up so bad let's try to get
01:26them all in a row now okay go uh my name's Mason no ums fuck no swearing strong
01:33start Maze worse than cards boys you're awful Maze bro you're so bad you were the
01:37worst focus so bad let's go my name is Mason I play for London my favorite thing
01:43is being about being a Laker just being with the boys my name is Jack I'm gonna
01:48play for Barry and learning skills okay it's my favorite thing about being a
01:53Laker my name is Carter I'm 18 I'm gonna play for Lakers you're gonna play for
01:59Windsor practice makes perfect okay Caleb and then we'll go back down the line
02:03I'm Caleb I'm going to play for the city of Ottawa my favorite thing about being a
02:06Laker was the brotherhood and the opportunity to come to the rink improve on
02:09my game I know myself legend Carter let's see if we can get a clean one he's
02:14got the yips give it a try my name's Carter I'm 18 you don't have to say your
02:18age bud all right we can do this let's get a good one go my name is I'm just
02:25Mason I'm 18 don't swear start again my name is Mason I play for London
02:32everything about being a Lakers you know with the boys my name is Jack I'm gonna
02:37play for Barry and my favorite thing about being a Laker was everything I
02:41got taught my name is Carter I'm 18 I'm gonna play for Windsor love being a Laker
02:47dinger I'm Caleb I'm gonna play for the great city of Ottawa my favorite thing
02:51about being a submarine Laker was the brotherhood and the opportunity to come
02:54to the rink improve on my game and on myself go Lakers all right almost perfect
02:59last time let's go perfect this time my name is Mason I'm gonna play for London
03:05everything about being a Lakers be with the boys my name is Jack I'm gonna play
03:10for Barry and the Lakers taught me every skill so thank you Lakers bring it home
03:14card my name is Carter I'm 18 I'm gonna play for Windsor let's go Lakers hey I'm
03:19Caleb I'm gonna play for our great nation's capital of Ottawa my favorite
03:22thing about being a Laker is these gentlemen right here my brothers thank you
03:26Lakers are giving me the opportunity to grow as a player and as a person all
03:31love
03:36sure see sure see you want him I do for what remember our conversation a while back
03:51uh-huh you said I know what I said trying to get the kids focused on the game again
03:55try to get them focused on winning we thought about a hockey school get as many involved as
04:00we can but we ran into some trouble with the select four from the Sudbury Lakers AAA program
04:05they're in an important spot in their development and they need personal attention so Nat we want to
04:13partner with the Bulldogs some real champions on a mentorship program we only have a handful of
04:19players here everyone else has gone home for the summer Georgie and a handful will do Georgie yeah she
04:25said I know what I said you know the kids like you they listen to you yeah I clocked that at the
04:31seminars she said she wants them to be all exactly like me that's not what I said mm-hmm you said I
04:36know what I said I'd like them to listen to you more ballpark who are these kids Mason Jack Carter and
04:44Caleb top prospects all leaving town next year to play junior in the O but they're distracted by what
04:51you know what Sudbury is like in the summer tens everywhere hockey players always find trouble in
04:56the offseason tens all over the place they need hockey to keep them busy these guys are elite with a
05:01massive year on deck but they're dogging their summer skates they're skipping their workouts they're
05:06uninspired oh it's summer in Sud Vegas will you help us I got a job with bro dude you really want
05:13to go to TV land I don't know where to go go where you need it of course will help for the community by
05:19the community thank you no thank you this couldn't have come at a better time my guys are out acting
05:25like idiots too everywhere you look there's a tan this will keep them busy do you need anything from
05:30me thanks but no our sponsors will be lined up to chip in for a youth mentorship program one in
05:36particular who our favorite sponsor Eddie's Gloria's congas Ashley home stores my purse the blueberry
05:45festival idiot oh when we told them we were starting our own youth mentorship program they signed on
05:50enthusiastically okay I'm officially excited what's I can't tell you how much more you bug me when we're
05:56not playing hockey together I have absolutely no use for you if you're not stopping Fox for us much
06:02like the big brothers and big sisters of Canada programs you will be the blueberry buddies
06:11blueberry buddies yeah nah blueberry buddies yeah no not the bulldog brothers or bulldog
06:26bros bulldog boys shut the fuck up Michaels is that a long sleeve golf shirt we're gonna be the
06:32blueberry buddies shut up and put the shirt on slut don't think I ever seen a long sleeve golf shirt
06:37boys golf's unbelievable well boys who'd have thunk it no show champs and now we're pomegranate pals
06:43you know even the blueberry besties no show record holders and now we're passion fruit friends
06:48they're like blueberry bffs national champs and now we're cherry chums just run up the flagpole see
06:53for waves where are you going slut wish I was going to be ah the two bings at all love a tube
06:59turkey same question bro dude tell him to settle down on the spray tan snooki my boys see you later
07:06tabak night I really think blueberry besties ought to have it stay in court what if I don't want to
07:10be a blueberry buddy do you want to go to weird Sudbury well boys all hands for the banana brotherhood
07:27yeah this was a good idea this was a bad idea we don't simmer bad bad bad settle I don't believe
07:37this you better believe I just do not believe this take a deep breath try to do something good and
07:41look what happens we don't know what it is yet we know it ain't good but do we it can't be okay stop
07:45repeat to me exactly what was said to you complaint of a sexual nature I'm gonna fucking puke we don't
07:55know what it is yet we know it ain't good oh do we it can't be let's go
08:00I'm going to try and stay calm but I am terrified you have been mentoring these boys teenagers for two
08:14days less you haven't been mentoring these guys for two days and already we have I can't even say
08:20it complaint of a sexual nature who wasn't one of the boys what do you mean who it was one of the
08:27boys what what what do you what one of the boys well as iguan already established they're teenagers
08:33so they're not boys don't be a smartass slut but if Nat insists on calling the boys boys who was it
08:38then yeah it was one of the boy boys one of the players I don't think it's that confusing one of
08:42the Lakers players I think they're the ones making it confusing yes well the Lakers players for what
08:46I was only trying to play by their rules I'm once a boy I'm once a boy I said guys she said what
08:53did he do do you want me to throw a shoe helicopter what yeah helicopter what is helicopter well
09:02try with more of an H helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter what is that I don't know I do
09:12show me I can't I'm gonna need that in English so when you take your dick in your hand and you
09:22swing it around like a helicopter now I understand why you can't show me where did it happen in the
09:27dressing room were there girls there why would there be girls in the dressing room there it's not
09:31Ted Lasso so this was the complaint of a sexual nature and that's it nobody fucked any of the hockey
09:40moms or anything oh my god I am so relieved you don't even want to know where my mind went with
09:46complaint of a sexual nature these sluts skanks how's it all going so far close bench balls what have you
09:52been doing with them we just skate the shit out of them that sounds fun to better be fun oh my god
09:57so much fun okay we've seen that he can loosen up and be himself let's get some fucking Syrian food
10:05uh-huh we've seen that he can banter we've seen that he can trade jabs let's get some kebab halabi
10:09yeah sure see you're wrapped you can go home okay I saw her to get some good Lebanese
10:14we need more tension more tension than going head-to-head with the biggest pest of all time
10:18he's most entertaining when he's defensive on the ropes we want to see him squirm do we we threw him to
10:23the rats with Avery yeah next we throw him to the wolves what do you want to do helicopter helicopter
10:31helicopter helicopter helicopter so that's why that's what we said all man that gets you a complaint
10:36of a sexual nature yeah can you imagine talking to you why won't we know girls are acting like they
10:41never heard anything so bad as death I could tell him a couple things what he do what it does
10:45boys are in deep water all man deep water like that we need some help me captain huh I don't feel
10:53right going where the boys are to and telling them not the helicopter where they're at because
10:56I me self used to helicopter when I was that age me too me too info well look at goody over here
11:02acting like he never helicoptered in the room I was more of a brain guy at that age oh is that
11:06where you pull your ball sack up and over your dink yeah I was always pulling my ball sack up and over
11:10my dink no I was fine bah oh look at dolo over here look at this aristocrat acting like he never
11:15pulled his ball sack up and over his dink hey look at this nobleman look at this fine fellow
11:20I'll buy that for a nickel ever pull your dink over your wrist and ask someone to tell you the
11:26time or what I was more the guy that would just tuck the whole thing between my legs so it looked
11:29like a snapper oh you don't say yeah imagine that me son the boys are in deep and we need some help
11:35Jacques Chris he vient d'helicopter helicoptered take 10 teenage boys fucking nine of them are
11:41helicoptering right now that's a lot of helicoptering our dressing room sounded like black hawk down
11:45I bet you if dolo tried it now he might even take flight strength in numbers boss it's kind of
11:50tough doing this and the bro dude thing at the same time oh but uh and I plan to spend the
11:54afternoon with big sex well do it for the kids bro everything you say fucking irritates me I can't
11:59fucking every single thing you say you're our leader old man come help us talk to the boys
12:05so everybody listen up here now what's your name Mason what's your name Jack what's your name Carter
12:11what's your name Caleb all right what's your name again Mason you look like you did it it was Jack
12:18don't be a rest Jack no I'm Jack you helicopter yeah really wow he looks like the biggest nerd of
12:27them all yeah Leonard no it was by looks like the biggest nerd of them all to me all between that
12:31one and that one guys weird nose too the fuck cut the lip you want a nugget no yeah he's got the
12:37nose but how about the chin on that one chicken nugget chin all right go on we're doing a conditioning
12:43skate another one what doing a lot of conditioning skates lately we get skated by our winter team
12:50three times a week all summer to stay in shape oh okay so right now you're getting skated by your own
12:55team and getting skated by us blueberry buddies huh in the middle of summer yeah all right I understand why
13:00you said it like such a little content the coach is such a loser what an idiot I like the skates
13:04because I can literally feel weakness leaving my body you're the goalie right you would be correct
13:09sir goalies are always weird Michaels control your guy Caleb shut the fuck up sure tubing you guys
13:15like tubing boys love tubing oh really it's unreal we love it's the sickest thing ever okay all right
13:24go on I didn't want to do the skate so I helicopter in the dressing room before I try to get sent home
13:29why would you get sent home for showing my dick in the room but it's the dressing room why would you
13:35get sent home for showing your dick in the dressing room because you're not supposed to show your dick
13:39in the room anymore why aren't you supposed to show your dick in the room anymore they made a rule that
13:46no one could be naked in the dressing room why someone feels uncomfortable you can't get undressed
13:55in the undressing room I just told you you're not so wait then how do you get fucking dressed you're
14:01supposed to wear an undergarment to the rink that never comes off even in the shower no one really
14:06showers anymore because you're not supposed to be naked in the dressing room all right all right so you
14:13come to the rink you're wearing a fucking what undergarment you come to the rink you're wearing
14:17an undergarment you skating it you sweat like a pig in it yeah they skate the shit out of us
14:22sometimes guys puke and then you go into the dressing room you don't shower you don't wash you just pull
14:30your jeans on over this sweaty undergarment and go home most of the boys wear jogs not jeans
14:35that's fucking disgusting that's fucking why so no one feels uncomfortable oh so no one feels
14:43that's some gutter shit that is an overreaction what about your what about your hygiene that we
14:51don't want to be going straight to old ladies after what about your fucking pride what are you just
14:55walking to the lobby after in a sweaty nut stew it's not our rule gentlemen what about your what
14:59about your self-respect why didn't crack a window in mom's car on the way home sit in your cock and
15:05ball soup the whole way we didn't make it up so no one feels uncomfortable okay so no one sees a
15:12dink and jumps off a bridge mm-hmm you all have to behave like actual degenerates it's not a rule man
15:19calm down slide adults thinking about boys and their dink spies a lot of kids have problem with B.O.
15:25good luck to him i suppose man did we try after refills place my gay buddy got his first erection in a
15:32dressing room that's almost a counterpoint old man if it weren't for seeing dinks in the room
15:37he wouldn't know he was gay well he probably would now you pretty much outline why boys feels
15:41uncomfortable well he's not fucking uncomfortable now he's fucking all sorts ass tight he's over in
15:46spanish africa fucking ass right now who complained some idiot parent is trying to get their kid more ice
15:51time by complaining about other kids that idiot told our idiot coach what a loser we're cellicopter
15:57of your life hey jackie no one ever complains and i do it got a complaint still got bag skated
16:03this is weird weird sudbury we're actually helping them with this deal's a deal helping sluts get
16:11sluttier to their credit they've taken their foot off the gas on the cup celebration tour
16:15they're out there just less conspicuously where everywhere including but not limited to the water
16:22tower northern exotics and the superstar nutty idea for you take a break it's the off season for us too
16:35trust me i'd rather be here doing this all the time then why are we still trying to wrangle these dudes to
16:40make sure they're not out chopping their dicks around or whatever helicopter hockey shouldn't be
16:45an all year round gig for you now it shouldn't be for anybody i'm just trying to give back i know but
16:50there's a time for hockey and it's called hockey season cosign too much hockey is a good way to stop
16:54enjoying hockey do you like being at the top this is what it takes to stay here you know what they'd be up
17:01to otherwise can i dip yeah you can chew get in his kitchen if that's what you want boss i want you
17:10figuratively flicking his ear pinching the back of his arm and so would shabby wolf pack assembled
17:16his discomfort is the audience's entertainment so push him and push your tits up a bit a bit more
17:24a bit more a bit more welcome to three on one presented by bro dude energy i'm your host annie
17:30archambault with our resident expert the guy you all know as shorzy and today we're going to try a
17:36different spin on three on one three women on one man okay take it easy annick joining us today to
17:42discuss the women's game our olympic hockey gold medalist tessa bunham play-by-play announcer for the
17:47professional women's hockey league kenzie lalonde and the co-founder of hockey analytics firm statletes
17:54megan shika welcome ladies thank you thanks annick are you chewing tobacco they said i could yeah we keep
18:00things casual around here i can see that kenzie let's talk about the professional women's hockey
18:04league we finally have the best players in north america going head to head in one league this is
18:10huge massive but i mean the talent's always been there we just haven't been on tv as much so
18:15fortunately with the formation of the pwhl the women's game is finally properly platformed yeah long
18:20overdue and it's not just women's hockey nick look at soccer the entire country just celebrated the
18:24retirement of christine sinclair and basketball ncaa march mattis made caitlin clark a household name
18:31we're seeing women's sports get closer and closer to equal coverage to men across all media
18:35better late than never goes to show let the people see us play and we'll dazzle
18:40shorzy i'm sure you caught some women's hockey this year on tsn yep what'd you think it was pretty good
18:45pretty good yeah they take some big runs at each other so you'd agree with what that the women's
18:52game is every bit as fast and electrifying as the men's did somebody say that i did well it's
18:58definitely not as fast as the men's tessa and kendall coins pretty fast but i mean sure but it
19:03might be as electrifying depending who you ask what do you mean well some people might find the women's
19:08game more electrifying like who lots of people give me an example like a little girl who dreams of
19:14playing in the pwhl when she grows up but certainly not limited to to what to little girls i'm a bit
19:20turned around here appreciation of the pwhl certainly shouldn't just be limited to little
19:24girls right i don't know what's going on now so what do we do if we want to make our game as fast
19:28and electrifying as the men i don't know sure you do shorzy you're the expert here i played senior
19:33whale shit hockey but you're of the opinion that women aren't as fast he didn't really say that as a
19:38generalization yes oh well there you go tell us shorzy so how does gals make the game faster i don't
19:44know humorous i don't know come on shorzy leave me alone you're the expert here but i don't know
19:50sure you do no i don't you say we aren't as fast yeah but i wish i didn't then what should we do
19:55shorzy i mean if we ever want to be as fast as you men make the ice smaller what i said i didn't know
20:03sounds like you do all right it's just a science thing what science fucking neutrons and beaker what
20:08are you talking about nucleuses and chloroplasts i'm a data scientist mitochondria what science are you
20:13actually referring to i don't know physics physics yes no do i mean biology no you don't do not go
20:20there why do women have to play on smaller ice why don't men play on bigger ice sometimes they do it's
20:24called olympic side yeah i know it well shorzy won gold on it with the canadian women back in 2010 i know
20:29it was one of the greatest moments of my life sounds kind of sweet yeah but then when the men won gold it
20:34was the greatest moment of my life and you blew it controversial statement shorzy why is that
20:39controversial you got questions he's got answers hold up no more questions for me that's all for me
20:44that's all for me and that's all for three on one lee nice work me son
21:09uh oh awful give it a sec i just don't care about what being on tv it's so dumb you'd honestly
21:23rather be tubing wouldn't you all the boys love tubing oh you want to be getting focused or something
21:27for what all right go home sluts just one stop for the boys sure it's all the way you guys ready to go
21:36nipple coming where little montreal what's a little montreal you guys don't know no you guys
21:42don't know what shorzy's doing oh my god with laura no tell us whoa you guys don't know what
21:46shorzy does with laura on wednesday nights you're so annoying bro wow okay michael wow i just thought
21:52that you would know geez what is he doing with laura on wednesday nights he takes her downtown and he
21:57sings her karaoke songs right now
22:14i recommend getting your heart trampled by anyone
22:20i recommend walking around making it in your living room
22:35yeah
22:35swallow it down
22:40what a jagged little town
22:42it feels so good good town swimming in your stomach
22:48why does he hit that i know but he's not going to hit the big one
22:58i
23:20I love this song.
23:28You want to go?
23:30Yeah.
23:30Let's go.
23:31Let's go.
23:31Let's go.
23:32Feel free.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40Come on, let's go.
23:43Oh, she loves you.
23:44Oh, she loves me.
23:46Oh, she loves me.
23:48Whoa, she loves you, the television.
23:52He loves me.
23:54You love me.
23:55guile feel.
23:56No one feel.
23:57You up?
23:58Go.
23:58Go.
24:00Go.
24:01Go.
24:07Go.
24:09Hold on.
24:10Hold on.
24:11Hold on.
24:13Hold on.
24:14Hold on.
24:15Oh, he'sall like the one's was new.
24:17We're going to make a beat, shorty!
24:44Alanis Morissette?
24:45Legend.
24:46You're something, man.
24:47Canada's Mount Rushmore with Shania and Selene.
24:49I got to go soon.
24:50Well, maybe I'll go with you.
24:51You can't come home with me.
24:52My kids are...
24:53Alright.
24:54Let's go in the parking lot for a little bit.
24:57Coming up around the land.
24:59You live.
25:00You learn.
25:01You love.
25:02You learn.
25:03You cry.
25:04You learn.
25:05You lose.
25:06You learn.
25:07You bleed.
25:08You learn.
25:09You scream.
25:10You learn.
25:11You bleed.
25:12You learn.
25:13You scream.
25:14You learn.
25:15You scream.
25:16You learn.
25:17You grieve.
25:20You learn.
25:21You choke.
25:22You learn.
25:23You laugh.
25:24You laugh.
25:25You laugh.
25:26You laugh.
25:27You chase.
25:28You learn.
25:29You pray.
25:30You learn.
25:31You ask.
25:32You learn.
25:33You laugh.
25:34You laugh.
25:35You laugh.
25:36You cheeks.
25:37You ask.
25:38You laugh.
25:57You laugh.
25:59You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
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