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00:30Hello?
00:56How dare you make my son cry?
00:59Lakshmi?
01:00You made everyone cry.
01:02And you gave your chaperone a heart attack.
01:03What is wrong with you?
01:04First of all, I don't have a chaperone, so stop calling her that.
01:08Second of all, Zosha's going to be fine.
01:11Thank you for asking.
01:12And third of all...
01:12Why do you do such things?
01:14Are you mentally unsound?
01:15Third of all...
01:17I learned something important.
01:20Lakshmi, I think that there might be a way to fix it.
01:22You do not ever make my son cry again.
01:33Hey, if Miss Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
01:37She's going to be all right, isn't she?
01:58She's going to be fine.
02:00Okay.
02:00Okay.
02:01She's going to be fine.
02:03Okay.
02:04Okay.
02:05Okay.
02:06Okay.
02:07Okay.
02:08Okay.
02:38Okay.
03:08Okay.
03:38Okay.
03:39Bye.
04:08Bye.
04:38Bye.
05:08Bye.
05:10Bye.
05:16Hello?
05:31Anybody here?
05:36Hello, Carol.
05:40Hey, where did everybody...
05:41This is a recording.
05:43At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
05:47We'll do our best to provide it.
05:49Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
05:52But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
07:23Fine.
07:24Fine.
07:26Good riddance!
07:28Fuck you!
07:30Fuck you!
07:32Fine.
07:34Fine.
07:35Fine.
07:36Fine.
07:37Fine.
07:38Fine.
07:39Fine.
07:40Fine.
07:41Fine.
07:42Fine.
07:43Fine.
07:44Fine.
07:45Fine.
07:46Fine.
07:47Fine.
07:48Fine.
07:49Fine.
07:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, na, na, na.
08:20Afflicted. Afflicted people.
08:50Afflicted people.
09:20To my twelve fellow survivors, greetings. I'm Carol Sturka.
09:42Some of you know me. Some of you have yet to meet.
09:46But, if you're still one of us,
09:49then this message is for you.
09:54There is a way to undo this situation.
09:57To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:04How do I know this?
10:06Because earlier today, these afflicted people,
10:10these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:14Because guess what?
10:16They can't lie.
10:20Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:22This alien virus, or whatever it is,
10:26it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:29So, what is this solution exactly?
10:36That they didn't tell me.
10:39But, but they so resisted telling me
10:42that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
10:45Worldwide, apparently.
10:49Which I know upset at least one of you.
10:52And then after that,
10:53they completely abandoned the city I live in.
10:58Leaving me here all alone.
11:00Which says to me,
11:02I'm on the right track.
11:05Now, I realize some of you
11:10think the world might be better off this way.
11:13With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:17Enjoy that opinion.
11:20Relish it.
11:22Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:24And when the day comes
11:26that you have peace and love forced upon you,
11:29who knows,
11:29maybe in that last fleeting moment,
11:32you might just realize
11:33you treasured your individuality.
11:38Please.
11:40Let's work together.
11:42The 13 of us.
11:43Because it's going to take everything we've got.
11:46But,
11:47these people need saving.
11:50We owe it to humanity.
11:56Call me anytime.
11:58Day or night.
12:01Good luck and godspeed.
12:02Good luck and godspeed.
12:20Hello, Carol.
12:24This is a recording.
12:26At the tone,
12:27you can leave a message
12:28to request anything you might need.
12:30Yes.
12:31We'll do our best to provide it.
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33Our feelings for you haven't changed.
12:35Got it.
12:36Got it.
12:36But after everything that's happened,
12:38we just need a little space.
12:40Got it.
12:42It's Carol.
12:44I've made a video.
12:46You're not going to like it.
12:47However,
12:47I want you to make 12 copies
12:49and distribute them
12:50to all of the other people like me.
12:53And for those that don't speak English,
12:54I want you to subtitle what I say
12:56word for word.
12:59I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:01However,
13:01you doing it would please me.
13:03And I know you're into that.
13:06And conversely,
13:07if you don't do it,
13:10I can't be held responsible
13:11for the biblically shitty mood
13:13in which I will no doubt find myself.
13:15so I'm going to leave it outside
13:19on the curb by a rock
13:21and I'll stay far, far away
13:23because God knows you need your space.
13:26And I know you're not just
13:29and I think she's quite similar
13:35to me.
13:36You're not looking up
13:37and you are trying
13:38to machine who can be
13:41but if I kill them
13:43offer you
13:43you'll enjoy
13:44perhaps
13:44and that's
13:46also
13:46who want you
13:47to imagine
13:48how did you
13:49that?'
13:50for you
13:51so
25:52Hello?
27:22Hello?
29:21Here's what I know.
29:51Which means, which means, which means, which means, it is neutral.
30:21Anybody listening.
32:21No?
32:51Hey!
34:51Son of a bitch.
35:21Son of a bitch.
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