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Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12 -
Ticcing in a British Accent
Ticcing in a British Accent
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00:00That's an accent, a bottle of water or something like that.
00:05Bottle of water.
00:06Bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:13All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:18We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we can increase the budget.
00:29No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vin, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
00:59The rideshare is going to be here.
01:01What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:04What is it?
01:0518.
01:06This is going to be epic.
01:07Come here, Uncle Man.
01:09We'll be right there.
01:11We'll come back.
01:14Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:16You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:18Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:20I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:26And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:29I am extremely concerned for Colin.
01:36It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that.
01:39And to know that they're sitting with my daughter, it's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:44Baylin took her meds.
02:00She's knocked out.
02:01I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:06Like, I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like,
02:10oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:12I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:17If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:20We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back over land.
02:45I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:50My legs have been in the same position for, like, seven hours.
02:54But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
02:58Our first international flight.
03:01This is our first international flight together.
03:04And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:08But with flying, in this case...
03:12Did we lose a wheeler?
03:14Like, what's going on?
03:15It's not making it any better.
03:19Sorry about that.
03:24We're on the ground.
03:25Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:28The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:32Thank you, dude.
03:34Feet on the ground.
03:37It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:40Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London could bring to us.
03:46The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:50This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:53However, we're here in hopes that, in the future, it can bring me relief and help my tics.
03:59Toilets?
04:00They don't label it bathroom.
04:01They label it toilets.
04:02Hello.
04:03Hello.
04:04Hello.
04:05Hello.
04:06My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:14and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:18The wank is...
04:20I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already tics in a British accent.
04:25Dick.
04:26Community dick.
04:27I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:30Back in my day.
04:31Shut the up.
04:33Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:38It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:41We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:46We wanted to share the experience.
04:48To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful.
04:51But get ready, London, because here we come.
04:53Here we come.
05:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:09Press open.
05:10Back nerve.
05:11You gotta press...
05:12Press open.
05:13Keep going.
05:14Keep pressing it.
05:15Keep pressing it.
05:16Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
05:18As soon as we step foot in London, the cluelessness hits.
05:22I was airport ready, not London ready.
05:25I don't even know what that means.
05:28So how long are we on this for?
05:30Three hours.
05:31Are we really?
05:32No.
05:33I just know that we're going to like padding pattern.
05:36I'm so excited to get to the rental house.
05:37The only thing that's stopping us is about 6,000 trains to get there.
05:41However, I have no idea the type of living that UKans, England people, I have no idea what a UK house looks like.
05:52This is our first time doing this, so we have no idea what we're doing.
06:03We have to walk up.
06:04Oh.
06:05Now we gotta go down.
06:06Sick.
06:07Let's just make it to the rental place.
06:24Their sidewalks here are pretty skinny.
06:26Look at the double-decker.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Look at their license plates.
06:30Look at that.
06:31Look at that taxi, Baylen.
06:32Tight ass Tuesday.
06:33Mother .
06:34Just sold.
06:35Joe Biden.
06:36I need this travel to end like now.
06:37It feels like it's taken us just as long to get to this rental house as it has to fly over the Atlantic Ocean.
06:52Who's excited to be here?
06:53Whoo!
06:54Okay.
06:55Who's ready to nap?
06:56Praise the Lord.
06:57We are here.
06:58Why is there a doorknob in the middle?
06:59Did you just lock it?
07:00Oh, water.
07:01Guys, I got this.
07:02I got this.
07:03I swear I got this.
07:04You know, it's okay.
07:05We're locked out.
07:06Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
07:07After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
07:09Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:10Get all the way here.
07:11Okay.
07:12We're locked out.
07:13Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
07:15After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
07:18Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:21Get all the way here.
07:22Can't get in the house.
07:25Is there a secret room?
07:26You have to unlock both of them.
07:28Push or something.
07:30Oh, sweet.
07:31We're here!
07:33Yay!
07:38There's a piano.
07:40Maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out, like, who's in what room.
07:45Take a dick, bitch!
07:46Hold up.
07:47They have their microwave in the pantry?
07:48Yeah, that's so cool.
07:49That is so weird.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51This is kind of cool.
07:52Hell, yeah.
07:53This house is very scenic, bodacious, beautiful, gorgeous, scenic.
07:56Twice.
07:57Did anything about the house feel different when you walked in that?
07:58The stairs?
07:59It's small.
08:00It feels like it's small.
08:01It's small, but it just goes straight up.
08:02And it feels antique.
08:03Like, everything's left in, like, the 1900s or something.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Are you tired?
08:06Yeah.
08:07So, I think what's important right now is we kind of, like, pick out rooms and stuff.
08:12Find a space and relax.
08:13Relax.
08:14We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
08:16What are we doing tomorrow?
08:17We're going on a double-decker bus tour.
08:18Sweet.
08:19Yes.
08:20Isn't that the one with, like, bowling on the top?
08:21No.
08:22No.
08:23You're funny.
08:24Bowling.
08:25What time do you have to do that?
08:26We'll figure it all out.
08:27Suck.
08:28Everybody needs to get a good night's sleep, so I'll start now.
08:31I'll start now.
08:32It's funny.
08:33I'll start now.
08:34It's good.
08:43I'll start now.
08:44Yeah.
08:45I'll start now.
08:48I'll start now.
08:49Oh, yeah.
08:50Let's start now.
08:51Have you ever experienced jet lag before?
08:53Um, I definitely have experienced jet lag,
08:57but not on the speed of a flight.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00How the have you experienced jet lag
09:02when you've never flown across the country before?
09:05So Florida.
09:06Florida's the same time.
09:07No.
09:08Well, all right, next question.
09:12You're going to crash there, bae?
09:13Yeah.
09:14Colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me, ma.
09:16OK, yeah.
09:20OK.
09:25Cheese and onion?
09:26That sounds absolutely disgusting.
09:30Tangy cheese, ew, even disgusting-er.
09:34I've definitely never seen these flavors before.
09:38Prawn cocktail?
09:40You know, I don't think those are going to touch my taste buds
09:43at all this trip.
09:44What the hell of this invention?
09:49That doesn't look good.
09:53The charging ports are just crazy.
09:55It's like the sideways dot in the middle.
09:58I'm just failing at life today.
10:00How do people in England charge their phones?
10:03I'm going to fall off the bed.
10:08My feet are going to hang off.
10:12All right.
10:13Well, we've got the travel to London done.
10:15Jack?
10:16It's good.
10:17It's good.
10:32Smells good.
10:33Already.
10:36It's so much different from the US.
10:37Like, even though we haven't even, like, wandered yet,
10:39like, everything is still so much different, it feels like.
10:41Yeah.
10:42It's an adventure.
10:45Our first overnight stay in London was pretty uneventful.
10:48Everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick.
10:51And the rental came stuck with the basics,
10:53so we're having bacon and eggs this morning.
10:55I don't understand.
10:56Like, if you use that to make you, like, less dizzy on the plane,
10:59why do you still have it on right now?
11:01For the last three days, if I take it off
11:03and we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip or something else.
11:06Well, that's what we're doing today.
11:08So that's why...
11:09I think so I'm leaving it on for the full amount of time.
11:11Okay.
11:12Baylin's DuPulse appointment is in two days,
11:15so we have time to settle in, do some touristy things,
11:19and kind of just get to know London.
11:21And today, we're going on a double-decker bus tour.
11:24What are you excited to do today?
11:26I don't know.
11:27You don't know?
11:28Come on.
11:29Hello, London?
11:30I thought there was going to be, like, skyscrapers
11:33and tall, huge, like, apartments or whatever,
11:36and I didn't really see that
11:38because we're, like, on the outskirts
11:40and we're in the, like, north-south or northeast or whatever.
11:43And it's definitely north-south.
11:46Holy .
11:51Oh, you guys making?
11:52You guys got three plates out?
11:53Morning.
11:54Morning.
11:55You all ready?
11:56Yep, I'm ready to go.
11:57Want some eggs?
11:58Mm-mm.
11:59Why are they yellow?
12:00Because they're not in America,
12:01where we put hormones and everything in our food.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04That's not it at all.
12:05Yes, it is.
12:06Here we go.
12:07I'm so happy to be here.
12:09We're in literally London.
12:11I'm gonna just pretend that I'm not gel-egged.
12:15I'm good.
12:16We're good.
12:17We're great.
12:18Are you getting excited for the New Pulse meeting?
12:23Yeah.
12:24That's what I'm pretty much most excited about.
12:26I'm excited for the bus today.
12:28Yeah.
12:29But I'm excited to see, kind of, what the device does
12:32and how it works and more information on it.
12:35New Pulse could be life-changing.
12:39If this device works, it could help me for 10 minutes,
12:42it could help me for an hour,
12:43it could help me going to the grocery store,
12:44or it could help me go to a foreign country.
12:47It could just make my world flip.
12:51I'd love to go to a movie theater for the first time.
12:53Oh, that'd be so fun.
12:54Something like that, right?
12:56Yeah.
12:57Like, if it helps me 5%, if it helps me no percent,
13:00there's still a reason why we came here,
13:02and it's just going on and finding the next best thing.
13:05This is still gonna be an amazing adventure.
13:08Yeah.
13:09I'm excited.
13:10I have no idea what even downtown London looks like.
13:12Me neither.
13:13Tell Colin he can stand there with the guy
13:15with the buffalo head.
13:16Colin wants to meet the king, okay?
13:18I had to break the news to him
13:20that that probably won't happen.
13:21Why am I learning all these weird things about Colin?
13:23He wants to meet the king.
13:24He's riding in on a horse.
13:25On the wedding.
13:26Mm-hmm.
13:27And then she can get lessons from the king
13:28to ride the horse.
13:29That sounds fantastic.
13:31Okay.
13:33What did the wedding planner have to say
13:36about Colin and his horse?
13:38Oh, God.
13:40I don't even know.
13:41Colin and I met up with the wedding planner,
13:44and she basically told us that we spent too much money
13:49on our venue, which is putting a huge squeeze
13:51on the rest of the budget.
13:53Hi, kids.
13:54You guys can pick a plate.
13:55All right.
13:56I'm gonna get going with those bacons.
13:57Collins.
13:58Oh.
13:59So.
14:00Sometime on this trip, me and Colin need to talk
14:02to my parents about the struggles we're having
14:04with wedding.
14:05Okay, I'm not trying to rush anybody, but we do have
14:08to make sure that we get out of here for the bus.
14:11I am not eating this.
14:12Let's get scooting, because I don't want to be late.
14:14Okay.
14:15Sweet.
14:16Do I want to have the conversation on a double-decker bus?
14:19No.
14:20But our wedding is only nine months away,
14:23and the clock is ticking to figure it all out.
14:26bitches.
14:27bitches get money.
14:28Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop-On Hop-Off
14:40bus tour.
14:41Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
14:43Pick a dick, bitch.
14:44The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely
14:48feel balance takes escalating the longer that we're
14:50on this bus tour.
14:51I'm excited for all the history that we're on.
15:12Nice, look.
15:13There it is.
15:14I love it.
15:15It's original.
15:16It almost looks like an old fire truck at the front.
15:19It's so charming.
15:20I'm so excited to go see the sights of London today.
15:24We're going on a bus tour, but I'm just a little bit
15:27nervous with how my tics will be.
15:29Hee-hoo!
15:30Hee-hoo!
15:31Hee-hoo!
15:32Eat a bag of tics!
15:34Mother .
15:36Everyone, how's it going?
15:39Russell.
15:40Nice to meet you.
15:41My name's Sven.
15:42Sven, lovely to meet you too.
15:43Please sit there.
15:44Sir, what's your name?
15:45Beckner.
15:46Beckner, grand.
15:47Nice one.
15:48Take a seat, please.
15:49Of course the tour guide is bald.
15:52I just can't catch a break.
15:54What break's catched?
15:56You're bald, sir.
15:57Lovely to meet you, sir.
15:58Welcome to London.
16:00I made it all of five seconds.
16:02Five seconds.
16:04Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London Hop On, Hop Off Bus Tour.
16:08The only tour that's a mix of history, comedy and loads of traffic.
16:12Hopefully not.
16:13So, here we go.
16:14On your left-hand side, we have good old Father Thames.
16:18London's largest body of water and also claims to fame for being a river and biohazard at the same time.
16:25Quick little fact.
16:26If you fall in, we're not going to fetch you out.
16:28You'll become part of this historical tour.
16:30And right next to it, you can see the magnificent London Eye.
16:34You're bald.
16:35There are 32 capsules.
16:37Each capsule holds 25 people, so 800 people capacity.
16:41There are so many stimulants on this bus tour for my tics.
16:44Goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on and off.
16:50I'm using every CBIT technique, whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible,
16:56so that my urge can still be let out, but I'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings.
17:02Okay, here we go.
17:04Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
17:06Pick a dick, bitch.
17:07Hit it, driver.
17:08Hit it, bitch.
17:14Perk plaza that dick.
17:15Perk that dick.
17:16Oh, Big Ben.
17:17Hello.
17:18Now, Big Ben.
17:19Hello.
17:20Big Ben is actually in the name of the bell, not the building.
17:24The bell weighs 13.7 tons.
17:27And like iX misses, it kicks off once an hour and expects to be listened to by everyone.
17:32Learning why are you having fun?
17:35You know, I wasn't really paying attention.
17:37I was just trying to grab branches off the tree, but I'm learning a little bit.
17:43You saw Big Ben.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:46How long have you guys been in London for?
17:48A day.
17:49A day?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Enjoy?
17:52Is it your first time in London?
17:53Yes.
17:54Yeah?
17:55Yeah?
17:56Enjoying it?
17:57Mm-hmm.
17:58What food have you tasted so far?
17:59Have you had pie match and liquor?
18:00None.
18:01None?
18:02I hope.
18:03It's 15.
18:04Okay.
18:05No liquor.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Liquor is the term for a sauce we put on the pie.
18:10I can't remember.
18:11Yeah, as opposed to, yeah, because you call liquor booze in the States.
18:14Yeah, a little booze on the bobby.
18:16What's a bobby?
18:17I don't know.
18:18So if you go in and ask for pie match and liquor, you're not going to get drunk on it.
18:23What's on the list of to-dos?
18:25Any major things you want to see?
18:27He wants to meet King Charles.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Well, yeah, okay.
18:32I mean, later on, if the flag's flying high, you know he's at home, maybe go and have a
18:37knock on the front door.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Give it a whirl.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Why are you so obsessed with meeting the king?
18:43Name another king in the world.
18:45He's got to be the only king in the world.
18:46No, there's more kings.
18:47Where?
18:48There's, like, the prince of Greece and, like, the prince of all these other-
18:51That's princes?
18:52Yes, but they obviously have fathers.
18:54I just want to have dinner with a king.
18:56I have a question.
18:57Go on.
18:58Why don't they carry ranch in the UK?
19:01Ranch?
19:02What's ranch?
19:03Wait, you don't know what ranch is?
19:04No.
19:05It's a condiment.
19:06No way.
19:07Yes.
19:08Is it, like, is it liquidy?
19:09Is it drying?
19:10Dressing, yep.
19:11It's a dressing.
19:12It's a liquidy dressing.
19:13I'm so disappointed I don't have ranch on me right now, or else his world would be changed.
19:19Oof.
19:20Mind-changing.
19:21Suck on donkey balls, bitch.
19:24Unfortunately, this one isn't.
19:25It's in the ground of, um, not the Algebraist of a Cancer.
19:28Take a dick, bitch.
19:29I should know this off the top of my head.
19:31Hello.
19:32Hello.
19:33Hello.
19:34Good day there, governor.
19:36The tour and the tour guide are awesome, but I can definitely feel Balen's tics escalating
19:41the longer they were on this bus tour.
19:43This is a lot of simulation for someone with Tourette's.
19:46Fantastic.
19:47Fantastic dick.
19:49I really hurt my hand.
19:52It's going to be bruised tomorrow.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah, it kind of hurt my pinky.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:57You didn't do any games?
19:58So I hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat.
20:02My tics are escalating on the bus because I'm able to see and look out and yell at people.
20:08I beg your pardon, sir.
20:10And then the other one is because the bus is filled.
20:13Oh, I really needed to let that out.
20:17And then it's a new place, new time, new environment.
20:23I'm stressed and overstimulated.
20:26So we'll be coming past the grounds, the rear of Buckingham Palace.
20:30The Queen's garden or His Majesty's garden now.
20:33Yeah.
20:34So if the flag's up, as I say, it means he's in residence.
20:37If it's halfway down and upside down, have a mild panic because I don't know what it means.
20:41Bitch.
20:42You know, look.
20:43So on all phones, is that what it is?
20:44Is it red right here?
20:45Yeah.
20:46That's why.
20:47What are you doing?
20:48I beat myself.
20:49Yeah.
20:50It hurts really bad.
20:51Punch me.
20:52Don't punch yourself.
20:53Any time her tics become pretty overwhelming, I tell her to just let me know because she gets
20:59the urge.
21:00So just to let me know before she does it.
21:01And I can put my arm there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself.
21:06Yeah, this is Buckingham Palace to your right or the gardens of Buckingham Palace.
21:10And we'll go past that later on.
21:14This is more bruised than my hand.
21:16This hurts a lot, honestly.
21:18So, I'm going to need some ice on that when we get back.
21:23Yeah, so this is Westminster Abbey.
21:26Now, further down here, you'll see there's another church.
21:30And it actually looks like a mosque, but it's a Byzantine church.
21:34And inside, when you go inside, it's only being decorated.
21:37I can definitely see that the tics are escalating.
21:40And I think what makes me uncomfortable is that I'm seeing some self-destructive kind
21:45of tics.
21:46And I haven't seen those in a while.
21:47This is exactly why we wanted to come to London and try the new Pulse device.
21:51If this device works, these moments could be so much more enjoyable for Palin.
21:57Why do you not let me know?
21:59It's never been finished.
22:00Why, I do not know.
22:01I mean, obviously you couldn't afford to pay the payments and decorate.
22:04This tour guide is super fun and I want to see all of London, but my tics are too bad
22:10and this is just too much.
22:12Right now, I just feel like I need to get off this bus as soon as possible.
22:16Colin?
22:17I watch one and a mate of mine said, come on, I'm going to go to a game.
22:43to a game yeah my word i couldn't believe it we got there at nine o'clock in the morning there were
22:48barbecues going all sorts of things my ticks have not been this bad in a really long time
22:53and i'm just really thankful that the bus tour is almost over this is horsbury road so we've
22:59come around in a massive circle shut up bitch you're winning
23:06okay ladies and gentlemen don't get out the tissues but this is the end of the tour
23:11it's been lovely to have you all aboard balen was a little bit on fire with her ticks
23:17she's self-harming it's like those are the ticks that beat her down
23:23but we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour like there's always a
23:28balance that's occurring between making sure the whole family's okay but also making sure that
23:34balen has what she needs to be okay russell knocked it out of the park russell was super cool
23:40yeah he's awesome tour guy was amazing the tour was amazing do you guys want to do anything else
23:45before we head back to the house me and con are going to go to the big ben and take pictures
23:49we're going to walk over here have fun let's just catch up in a few we plan on doing more sightseeing
23:54today but today has been a lot for me already it got cold all of a sudden look how pretty big ben is
24:01though yeah so i would rather just get my picture with big ben here and go back to our rental and have
24:08a relaxing peaceful night well that was a lot of fun anybody tired oh my god what do you guys want
24:15to do now what do you want to grab some ice cream i'll grab some ice i don't want ice cream they
24:20probably do i'll go okay come on let's go we're gonna grab some ice cream all right we'll just meet
24:24you over there then okay perfect we'll wait for balen and colin i know they're doing their thing
24:28oh my god all right that's exciting it's so helpful to have my mom candy here to help with the
24:38boys yeah especially since our day's already been an adventure and with how intense bay's ticks have
24:44been today we really haven't had a chance to check in with each other yep dick
24:53my ticks were absolutely terrible my collarbone hurts my neck hurts my head hurts my knees hurt
25:04so it's been a day what's crazy is that we haven't seen her do like the hitting thing in forever
25:10well it is concerning i mean it's not like she's with strangers she's with us like if she was by
25:16herself would that be ten times worse a hundred times worse i know and it's like she can't help it
25:22because colin kept saying to her just hit me instead hit me but she's like i can't i think
25:26it actually caught her off guard because i don't think because her knowing that we're going on a bus
25:31right so she thinks she's separated from a crowd when really you're not because you're seeing all this
25:36stimulation around you so your body is still being hyper aware it's just overwhelming for her there's no
25:43quick shot to fix it but your mind still takes you back to this hope of the new pulse i'm so hopeful
25:51that this device is going to help valen that i've almost willed myself to believe it as a parent i'm
25:56just hoping that this device gives her some relief and gives her some hope that there is something
26:07better to look forward to because she needs it but other other than my tics on the tour the tour was
26:18really really cool the tour guide was awesome didn't say anything about my tics yeah like it was just
26:24super super cool to be like with somebody that doesn't care but also is as funny and amazing as he was
26:32yeah he was he was very funny you're bald you're bald you're bald but to be able to see all the
26:42history about the city which is just amazing like this city is just crazy like it really is the
26:47architecture the people but uh you getting on that thing the eye yeah absolutely not okay
26:58but speaking of like tourist things and like things to do we still need to uh talk to my parents
27:05about the wedding yeah it's just important that we do it sooner than later dick down in dallas you're
27:11not my meemaw do i think that right now is the right time to talk to them no it's been a really long day
27:23so it has and i agree with you it doesn't need to be today we have very limited one-on-one time with
27:28my parents on this trip because it's hard to get my parents away from the rest of the group so i'm
27:34honestly not sure when me and con will be able to talk to my parents but the longer we wait the harder
27:41it will be to pull off our dream wedding
27:50bald bitch there's a lot of bald people in the uk we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know
27:57i've never really noticed that many ball people until today they are everywhere they live amongst us
28:03but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting them
28:07bald bitch
28:22make sure to order the cab so we're not late yeah i already ordered the cab i figured out how to do it
28:28there's like an app oh a little high tech yeah a little app that you call it from so
28:32well your family's meeting us there right yeah hopefully the traffic isn't too bad yeah my family
28:39is currently out sightseeing right now say hi we're on the london eye is anybody nervous
28:48after the bus tour yesterday colin and i just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
28:53because i will not be going on the london eye i'm petrified of heights
28:57once they're done my family is going to meet us for lunch so me and colin are taking a cab to go to
29:03a authentic pub for the first time in london we're so excited well i'm so excited i don't know about
29:10colin i'm excited too what do you think is british food here to eat porridge i don't even know what
29:16porridge is but i saw it on a menu somewhere i'm like excited to try food but i'm also like such a picky
29:22eater then i'm just like i don't know how far i'm gonna be able to go we're not adventurous eaters
29:27let's just put it that way we're both picky eaters but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes
29:33when in london get bangers and mash
29:39i'm sorry somebody peeing down the tube i think it's somebody going to pee right now right
29:46let's wait and find out oh oh oh yeah i think that's it i am look at them they're so cool
29:57yeah this is us well wait colin is getting out oh morning good morning you all right how you doing
30:06good how are you yeah not too bad oh thank you oh where are we off to uh we're going to the duke of
30:13hamilton very nice thank you thank you all right you're welcome you go everything yeah yes yeah thank
30:19you what is that a little fancy sweet see opening the door i just want to let you know um i have
30:33tourette syndrome it's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder so if you hear or see
30:40anything that doesn't fit in then just ignore it trust me you're in good company all right you'll
30:46be all right thank you so much you're going to do or say to me that i ain't seen an herb before so
30:50you crack on and enjoy yourself just relax thank you all right i am aware of tourette's i suffer
30:57with adhd myself so it's kind of on the same sort of spectrum line nantucket they are wankers
31:03and i have had passengers with tourette syndrome before and that wasn't an issue either because to be
31:08honest why should it be have you lived in london your whole life well i don't live in london now i
31:15was born in london oh bitch yeah i live in essex but literally on the border of where east london and
31:23and essex meet okay essex
31:28growing up like i don't know what it was but i like always wanted a british accent
31:34there's there's something about try it try it oh i'm i'm not good would you like some shrimp on the
31:40bobby she's good yeah that's all right that's australian but yeah close so i'll give you something
31:46to say so okay so um listen mate you've got two choices you've got two choices there you go that's
31:54perfect two choices you can even walk out see i can't or you're going out the window you've got two
32:01choices you can either walk out or go out the window that's the best i got you could even walk
32:13out or walk out say out that's it out or you go out the window you can throw it out the wind
32:22your accent is like spot on when you're ticking but when you're not ticking and you're having to
32:28think about it it's harder yeah it's really hard hello hello hello spot on what brings you to landon
32:38there is a device that is currently going through testing trials for tourettes okay and i'm going
32:47there to be part of like an informational meeting to kind of see how the device affects me and affects
32:54and works with my techs basically it's definitely groundbreaking we're pretty excited to see kind
33:00of you're bald bitch yeah he most definitely is yeah there's a lot of bald people in the uk yeah not
33:10wrong yeah we're like 40 british and my dad's bald too i don't i have no idea we don't have the
33:19monopoly on bald people you know that they're everywhere i've never really noticed that many
33:27bald people until today they are everywhere they live amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at
33:32bald people probably all day long i'll be counting them i should have worked with my semen therapist
33:38with my bald tick before i came here mom even told me to work on it and i was like no it's not that
33:43annoying bald it's not that like it's really like it's fine i'm glad you didn't work on it because
33:48it's in the sign in my bald bitch like that i am extremely comfortable with this cab driver it's just
33:58really really nice to finally be understood and not have to explain myself so him just being himself
34:05made the whole cab ride it's kind of exciting that our meeting with new pulse is already tomorrow like
34:14it's really exciting that it's just right around the corner bitch i i feel like bad that i'm excited
34:22to be here and i'm grateful but i don't want to have high expectations going into this because if it
34:27works it works if it doesn't it doesn't i'm not gonna like get upset and you're bald you know if it
34:32really is this life changing and you're able to maybe get it next year hopefully maybe you know
34:40that's something that you know would really help with pregnancy as well you know what um okay let's
34:51save the baby talk for another day why i'm it's a serious thing
34:57whether the new pulse device works or it doesn't work i would like to still have a conversation about
35:07babies oh i was like you're throwing me for another loop i of course want a family with colin and i want
35:14children however colin's next career could be him working 24 7 which would mean me at home with a baby
35:2224 7. and it's very difficult with the conditions that i have there's a lot of risks and a lot of
35:29unknown which just puts a lot of pressure on me i have tourette syndrome stupid
35:36no it's just you're not talking about it you just keep pushing me back and i would like to eventually
35:42be able to have a conversation with you about it okay all right yeah we can have a conversation about
35:52another day okay another day another time maybe not in the back of a cab okay
36:01i haven't been ready to talk to colin about my concerns because i know that that's that means
36:06everything to him is starting a family and i don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship
36:16energy baby weenie
36:22there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me
36:25it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing
36:31every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing at me is he making fun of me
36:35like do i tick right now holy dude
36:46thank you so much it's been a pleasure
36:51hey guys hi bae have you guys been in yet no who's hungry let's get some food pretty hungry
36:57so cute hey guys how you doing hi well grab a seat wherever you like okay i'll be with you in a
37:09minute okay this looks nice are we here here i'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about
37:20british food so i'm super excited to try let's hope good food let's hope i thought these bars
37:27and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining everybody's like our fights happen at like seven o'clock
37:33i know dick well i'm not whispering so i was like what food is that oh wait those are specials
37:41over there is that different over there spotted dick that's actually what it says dick i know nothing
37:49about food in the uk i literally only know that my kids have said mom we hear the food here is kind
37:56of gross back there mushy peas fish and chips with a little brickle-brackle i am a very adventurous eater
38:04i explore i guide i taste i do not personally like exploring foods i just stick to my own lane like
38:12if if the food doesn't look good i don't try dad what are you gonna get dick spotted dick that
38:20bitch is there pictures shut the up what is a branch right claim i don't know dick i don't know why is
38:30the whole place going silent i don't know spotted alone in a safari i'm sorry an itchy baby waney it's not
38:41funny today much like any other day is a difficult day for valence dick with all the
38:50crazy menu items on the chalkboard i think bae's getting towards her limits today i'm gonna get
38:57the bangers and mash someone get fish and chips and we'll get the bubble and squeak my ticks on the
39:03bus yesterday were more physical and the ticks today at the pub have been more vocal guys how we
39:10getting on here i have a couple questions yeah that's what i was gonna say i have tourettes so i would
39:15just like to let you know i have a tick where i call people bald so it's absolutely nothing against you
39:20he gets it all the time yeah he does um what is spotted dick spotted dick is a i say dessert so
39:28it's a sponge with uh some like dried fruits inside so raisins currants and serve with a custard on the
39:33side okay chip buddy buddy chip buddy anything that's a butty is between two slices of bread like a
39:40sandwich so it's carbs on carbs okay i like that yeah i don't really recall waiting on someone with
39:49tourettes objection we do get a lot of american guests coming in i guess you maybe aren't familiar
39:55with uh uk cuisine um but i think in this line of work you've just got to roll with the punches
40:01except people at face value okay i want i want to try a beer i've never tried beer before okay
40:06where do i start i'd probably start on a lager okay i'll pack an ipa okay we're going straight to
40:12there i think we'll maybe start with the light lava and see where we go from there yeah okay okay i have
40:17never tried beer before because i've never been interested in it but the reason why i'm trying beer
40:23for the first time in london is because there's a pub on every single corner basically so what better
40:28place to try beer than here i tell you what i'll bring you a tasty alpaca you can try as well
40:32can i all right yeah what about the vinegar on the fish and chips comes on the side buddy you can add
40:38as much as little as you want energy baby waiting there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me
40:49which corner the left hand corner over there
40:52to your left he's in the corner he just turns around the stairs and laughs
41:00this is the way it is just grew up without not manners crazy the environment is a little bit
41:08small and echoey and it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing
41:15every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing at me is he making fun of me like
41:20do i tick right now holy dude you can't fix everybody i expect it when i go out i i totally
41:29expect that people are going to stare people are going to giggle people are going to laugh but
41:35it bugs balen and it bugs colin like your parents obviously didn't raise you right
41:42he's sitting over there and he's like blatantly laughing at balen and her ticking
41:46and that's when the anger starts to build because it's like how are you that rude
41:55you have to be 18. i'm trying to enjoy myself the best i can with my family and with colin but it's
42:01so hard to when constantly in your corner you're being laughed and mocked and stared at it just doesn't
42:09make the experience fun and i just don't know how much more i can take that's wild
42:18dick he's about to get called out
42:27colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline what i just don't think i've expressed to
42:32him my concerns we're making every life decision in a matter of like six months and now you wanting
42:41babies on top of it is it's about wanting a family we spoke to the wedding planner okay told us to
42:50lower our expectations or increase our budget and we haven't asked don't throw anything stupid out
42:58right now
43:01bitch today is finally the day we are here to meet people with new pulse a device that helps the
43:11frequency of ticks perfect and today i will be able to try it on for the first time
43:17do you feel anything yet sure
43:19bitch
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