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00:00Oh
00:05Good morning, are you ready to slay? Oh, here we go
00:19Oh God's green earth is that it is day three and your girl is the cruise director for the day
00:30Oh my god, it is really pissing me off. That alarm is too much
00:39Silky is clacking this fucking fan
00:47We're barely awake and Silky's already running the room like it's a church revival just so y'all know I am the cruise director for the day
00:55Yeah
00:59Sookie's a good fucking time. I
01:01Just hate to go after down because she did such an amazing job yesterday
01:06You know whipped us into shape these boys are for you. Oh wow
01:12I've turned some people around giving them a new way to look at things
01:16I know that everybody's been like it's been really adventurous. Yeah
01:20But my day it's gonna be low stress
01:24Baby, I'm not gonna put anybody in risk of breaking their nets day ankles or their shoulders
01:29I want y'all to get to know another side of Silky. So today's gonna be self-care. We're gonna do a lot of comfort comfort food
01:38We're gonna go to a bakery honey
01:42I already got the cakes right here
01:45Let them eat cake, then we're gonna come back here and record our trick
01:50I'm confident and ready to go
01:54But that can change on a dime
01:57Wow and be back down here when I crack this damn fan
02:02We having a fun relaxed day y'all have a wonderful day. I'll be out in just about a couple of minutes
02:09This is gonna be a fantastic family day in
02:13Switzerland and Germany. We didn't really have that close-knit like you meet for Thanksgiving
02:19Yes
02:21Give each other tips
02:23So you've never had the opportunity to have like a mentor or drag mom
02:26Not at all
02:27Here's the thing
02:28More teachers, more sets of eyes, more people
02:33Yes
02:34Your support system become your tribe, you know
02:37Right
02:37This is what this is all about
02:39You know, I was a whole lot of talk on Global and I pushed for a little adoption
02:44Alyssa Edwards, get your adoption papers out
02:47Because I'm gonna be Tessa Edwards after this season
02:49Is this the audition?
02:50Is this the audition?
02:51Is this the audition?
02:52Oh, let it go
02:53Now I'm here
02:54And we gonna make this official bitch
02:56Oh, she's looking for her graduation moment
02:59I'm not leaving here without doubling my booking fee because of a new name, okay?
03:05House of Edwards isn't just a name, it's a legacy
03:10I feel honored that you want me to share my experience with you
03:14Truly to me, you are the performer of all drag queens
03:18And now here we are
03:19Here we are
03:20In this location house, enjoying all the things together
03:22It's just another moment that we get to share
03:24So I'm gonna make you official Edwards this week
03:27But I think we need to baptize you
03:30A baptism?
03:31In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and RuPaul
03:34And RuPaul
03:35Baby, and RuPaul
03:37I walked in here just a tiny, humble little testicle
03:40And I come out
03:42With a tongue pop and a destiny
03:47Okay, let's go get ready for this day
03:48All right
03:52Today we're going to a donut shop
03:54And the girls are excited
03:56Sugar, sugar
03:57Let's get some sugar
03:59Queers!
04:00Hello
04:01Oh my gosh, this feels good
04:02Not only is this business queer owned
04:04They're highlighting the importance of being aware of your mental health
04:08I'm obsessed
04:09We need more of this in our world
04:10My wife and I started Frankie D's in 2020
04:13Because we wanted to reduce stigma surrounding mental illness
04:16A few years before that
04:17I was diagnosed with complex PTSD
04:19And severe depression from past trauma
04:21And with a lot of therapy
04:23And my dog Frankie D and my wife
04:25I was able to get through that time
04:27And then we decided to start a social justice company
04:29And then we decided to start a social justice company
04:31This is our card deck, conversations that matter
04:33You can talk to me about your mental health
04:36And would you like to pick a card?
04:38Yeah
04:39Answer the question
04:40Oh, I love this trick
04:41What's the survival strategy you learned in childhood
04:46That's hurting you now?
04:48Oh
04:49Jesus Christ
04:50Oh
04:51Whoa
04:52Growing up, I went through Hurricane Katrina
04:55A lot of people don't know that
04:56I had to grow up at a very early age
04:59Because when tragedy hits and you have a home and then it's wiped away
05:06And you're taking a bath with a bottle of water a day
05:09Like, you have to learn to just move on
05:13So one of the things that's hurting me today is, like, I don't share vulnerability
05:17I remember being at my aunt's funeral
05:19And my dad was crying
05:21And I gave him a napkin and said, okay now, let's keep it moving
05:26And I know now, as an adult, we should allow people to grieve
05:32Or to feel what they're feeling in that moment
05:35So I'm learning to do that all over again right now
05:39That's beautiful and it's great that you're doing that
05:42Yeah
05:43Who would have ever thought to talk about their mental health over donuts?
05:46Okay, you ready?
05:47As better as I'll ever be
05:49What emotions have you been avoiding lately?
05:53Oh
05:54I think as drag queens we all have to deal with stress and overwhelm a lot
06:00You got this, baby
06:05I think this last year has been very overwhelming for me
06:12You know, I went on Drag Race Germany not even less than two years ago
06:21And Global All Stars came right after and then I just hit the ground running
06:26How I feel about drag
06:28How I feel about drag
06:29How I feel about myself
06:31Identity is a very, very big question
06:35We all have to ask ourselves, who is the drag queen?
06:41Who is the person behind that?
06:44And when you put that much into your drag self
06:48How much are you gonna pour back into the one that has come before the drag queen?
06:54These are kind of, you know, things that you put under the rug a lot
07:01This career is not for the weak ones
07:05You have to make yourself happy first
07:07Mm-hmm
07:09These donuts are delicious because they're fucking me up
07:12I had no clue
07:17Donuts would get the girls emotional, honey
07:20Who wants to go next?
07:22I'll go next
07:26What's one part of yourself you're still learning to love?
07:31Nana
07:34I'm not a part of her
07:35I already got enough spirits in me
07:37All right, queens
07:39For this sash game, we have ten minutes to decorate three donuts
07:44To display the personality of one of our fellow queens
07:49Toot it or boot it style
07:51Silky, you're gonna do Zanna
07:54Ooh
07:55Yay
07:56Zanna, you are gonna do Tessa
07:59Oh, work
08:00Okay
08:01Don't hurt me
08:02I gotta make muscles now
08:05Tessa, you're gonna do Nikki
08:08All right
08:09Oui, oui, mon dieu
08:11All right
08:12I have to do Alyssa
08:13I love my girl
08:14I respect my elders
08:17I get fierce-alicious
08:18I cannot escape this lady
08:20So that means you are gonna do Silky
08:23Yes!
08:24Look at us!
08:26I'm a queen
08:27Our time starts now
08:31All right
08:32Okay
08:33All right, let's go
08:34Girl, I'm carving you up real good just like your doctor
08:38Oh
08:43Let's get her that snatched waist, honey
08:48The funniest thing about it is
08:50She cut off in all the right places
08:54The bitch is smart
08:57That looks interesting
08:58I look over there and I didn't know what was going on
09:02Give her a gun
09:03It's a scepter and a crown
09:04Oh
09:05I love hope
09:07How I see you just looking at me
09:08Oh, no, no, I'm taking notes
09:09You're just...
09:11I'm eyeing up everyone else's trays
09:12and they've got fuckery
09:14They're eating their creations
09:15Silky's making my donut of me
09:17And I haven't actually peeped it yet
09:19I'm just focused on winning
09:20I want another sash today
09:21Oh, you did front and back
09:22I did do the front and the back
09:23I did do the front and the back
09:24Mmm
09:2630 seconds
09:2730 seconds
09:28Oh, fish, come on
09:30Nikki
09:31Why you move?
09:37Five
09:38Four
09:39Three
09:40Two
09:41One
09:42You're done
09:43Hands off
09:45Woo
09:46I think I washed my damn hand
09:47Lick it
09:48Girl, lick it
09:49I present to you
09:52The
09:53Fierce-alicious
09:55Insert applause
09:57Go ahead, y'all
09:58Get a close-up
09:59Get a close-up
10:00Alyssa gave her a second head
10:01for the two faces that she carries around
10:04And I giggled
10:05A lot of people would
10:06probably think
10:07Fierce is a two-faced person
10:09Alright?
10:10They would probably think these things
10:12because Fierce
10:14has desire to be the ultimate
10:17super villain
10:18Of Canada's drag race
10:19Yes
10:20It's a toot
10:21Soft toot
10:22I'm gonna toot it for the creativity of adding the second head
10:24I love that
10:25Yeah
10:26It's a giving hunt
10:27Ladies, gentle them, and pantry enthusiasts
10:31This is
10:32La Nikki Doll
10:34Coming in a Parisian fit
10:36With the white black striped turtleneck
10:40The little red skirt
10:41And the little red beret
10:43Well, that was a long flight
10:45Good night
10:46This is the season 12 Nikki Doll
10:48Full of hunger and potential
10:56I'm gonna toot it
10:57I'm gonna toot it as well
10:58I thought the story was beautiful
11:00And I don't think the presentation's too bad
11:01Tessa's donut is lovely
11:03Thank you
11:04I have Silky
11:06And you know she just got done up
11:08Her body is teeth
11:09But she also has a sharp mouth on her
11:11A spicy one
11:12So I put a little bit of chili flakes on the mouth
11:15I'm gonna toot it
11:16I like what you did with the feathers
11:17Thank you
11:18This is good
11:19Um, so I think personally
11:21You could've done Silky's body better
11:23I do like the spicy mouth
11:26I do like what you did with the flavors
11:28It's still a boot for me, I'm sorry
11:30All right, everybody
11:32I had the absolute amazing task
11:36To honor my dear friend Alyssa Edwards
11:39We've seen her from her season season 5
11:41When she's been abused by some judges
11:44Saying that she was wearing the worst dress ever
11:47Alyssa Edwards
11:49What do you think of her outfit on the runway?
11:52Whoever made that for her is fired
11:54But we also know her as a pageant queen
11:57And a winner of global all-stars
12:01So I decided to go and put all of that into one doughnut
12:06Girl, I'm gonna boot it
12:08Oh
12:09All right
12:10The crown looks like a cowboy hat
12:11Sembrero
12:12Well, she's from Texas
12:13I'm sorry, it's a boot
12:14All right, no
12:15I'mma say boot
12:16In Nikki's doughnut
12:17I had no idea what the fuck was going on
12:18She didn't even have a face
12:19She was a faceless winner
12:21Girl, that's a boot
12:22So I used my time, my 10 minutes effectively
12:25I did all three
12:26I know I'm only submitting one
12:27But I'm gonna go through it
12:28Submitting?
12:29This is the one I'm submitting
12:30It's Tessa Edwards at the pageant
12:31Of Miss Universe number 68
12:34She's got her pageant hair
12:35She's got her nice floral dress
12:36She's got her flowers from Miss Alyssa
12:38I gave her some blue eyeshadow
12:40Very beautiful, very beautiful
12:42I did Tessa today
12:43With the little beard
12:44The black pants
12:45The red hoodie
12:46And I did Tessa naked
12:47So which one you submitting?
12:48I'm submitting the pageant, Tessa
12:50All right, let's vote
12:51Silky
12:53Be honest
12:54You know I'm gonna boot the hell out of there
12:57Girl, that was nasty boot
12:59Okay, so today
13:00I would like to present to you the Lady Xana
13:03Ooh!
13:04What the fuck happened to me?
13:09Silky's donut of me is a goddamn mess
13:12First of all, let me tell you the backstory on it
13:15Please give it to us
13:16I gave her rose gold feat
13:18Because her story
13:20She's walked on a few thorns
13:22But it's turned into gold
13:23Okay
13:24And then on the inside of the thing
13:25You'll never notice
13:26But I made a spicy
13:28Squeeze it
13:29Cream sauce
13:30And it's because
13:31You're very spicy
13:32As we found out yesterday
13:34Yes
13:35It's a boot for me
13:37I'm so sorry
13:38I can't really
13:40Um
13:41Yeah, I can't
13:43Uh
13:44Mama
13:45I know it's your day
13:46And you need a cruise director
13:47But what the hell was that?
13:49Congratulations, Tessa
13:50You're the villain!
13:51Yay!
13:52Girl, clap
13:53Girl, clap
13:54Yay, Tessa
13:55I think Alyssa should've won this challenge
13:57But you know what?
13:58We all voted toots for Miss Tessa
14:00She got her second sash today
14:01Halfway in I realized
14:02If I was just gonna boot all these other bitches
14:04I was gonna win
14:05I really loved all y'all donuts
14:07The real villain
14:08Thank you
14:09Thank you
14:10Thank you
14:11The villain of Germany
14:12All right
14:13We got to get on the charts, y'all
14:14It's time to record our verses
14:29The performance is happening in few days
14:32And we got the slightest trick
14:34The set up is gorgeous
14:36I'm going to hand it over to our fabulous producer.
14:39Hey, Queens.
14:40Hi.
14:41I'm Oren.
14:42Child, I done brought Oren.
14:44The girls better be prepared and not embarrassed they ain't see.
14:48So we're going to do karaoke style recording our lyrics.
14:52Karaoke.
14:53Because I love karaoke.
14:54I love me a good karaoke.
14:56Somebody needs support, we can support them.
14:59Or if somebody just need the encouragement,
15:01we can get in their ass and say, come on, girl,
15:03because we got to make the number one on the chart.
15:05I'm the child.
15:07I'm already nervous about recording my lyrics today,
15:09so singing in front of a whole bunch of group of peanut gallery bitches,
15:12I don't know about all that.
15:13So, Silky.
15:14Yes?
15:15You're the first up.
15:16All right.
15:17So load up, let's go.
15:18Silky.
15:19I'm hoping, too.
15:20It's going to go down.
15:24Look at me, the glamorous yam.
15:27Thick and tasty like the Christmas ham.
15:31Christmas yams, Christmas hams, and she's fucking killing it.
15:34She's a one-take diva.
15:35And I can't be beat.
15:40All right, me, Silky.
15:41Silky's done.
15:45Silky.
15:46One-take diva.
15:47All right, Nikki, ready?
15:48Yeah, we are.
15:49Here we go.
15:50I'm in my element.
15:51This is what I love to do the most.
15:52Fierce, please get off your phone.
15:54Test, please some more patrol.
15:56Me and my girls on Silky Show.
15:59Come on, now.
16:00And then, okay, so now, girls, can you all come?
16:02Nikki wants us to be a background vocalist on her track.
16:04She's giving us some French words.
16:06I'm into it.
16:07Yes, y'all.
16:08We're gonna do this.
16:09We over here set up like the youth choir.
16:11D-O-L-L is on the floor.
16:13Only thing you gotta say is...
16:14We adore!
16:15Not only they're singing, but they're speaking French.
16:17I'm at home.
16:18I live.
16:19Xana?
16:20Okay, you're up.
16:21All right, Xana.
16:22Why Xana do?
16:23Xana, Xana.
16:24Do this.
16:25I'm already getting more flashbacks, y'all.
16:26This is not good.
16:27I can feel the PTSD rushing into my bones.
16:30We're not friends.
16:31You're a means to an end.
16:32No matter how many notes you sentence.
16:34I caught you trying to steal my mens.
16:36I don't play pretend.
16:37Girl, I got friends.
16:38You've got major split ends.
16:39I have a lot to prove here because most of my verses in the past were bad.
16:44Your verse, it didn't have a flow to it.
16:48It felt very clunky.
16:49Garbage, if you will.
16:51We listen and we don't judge.
16:53Hopefully.
16:54Unless you're fierce.
16:59Feast your eyes on me.
17:00I'm delicious, you see.
17:01Like a dangerous viper, my fangs all up on her.
17:04Okay.
17:05I love my girl Xana, but...
17:07I've got you in cuffs, lock and key.
17:09What's your safe word?
17:10Scream it from me.
17:11There's a lot of words.
17:14It's cold outside.
17:15Get between these sheets.
17:16If you don't have money, then hit it, sweets.
17:18Come suck on me your favorite streets.
17:20Xana, baby, I'm villain in these streets.
17:22Okay, so a little low here.
17:25Offbeat.
17:26Find the beats.
17:28More...
17:29You're more confident.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:31That's the first run I'm...
17:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:33Give it.
17:34Also, you do something when you say me, you go up.
17:36Where I would do...
17:37Feast your eyes on me.
17:38I'm delicious, you see.
17:39Feast your eyes on me.
17:40Feast your eyes on me.
17:41I'm delicious, you see.
17:42Feast your eyes on me.
17:43I'm delicious, you see.
17:44So one, two, three.
17:45I'm gonna give you a rhythm.
17:46It's all right.
17:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:48Please, no, give it to me, because I'm obviously losing it.
17:49I've got...
17:50I've got Orin on this side.
17:51I've got the girls in front of me.
17:52I've got the music in my ears.
17:53I'm trying to read.
17:54I'm trying to react.
17:55I'm trying to serve.
17:56It's getting real confusing.
17:57I feel like a tumbleweed.
17:58Just...
17:59Going through the fucking motions right now.
18:01So like...
18:02Feast your eyes on me.
18:03I'm delicious, you see.
18:04I've got you in cuffs and...
18:05Yeah, like try to get it right away.
18:06Okay, so...
18:07I thought there was another conversation.
18:08Pull outside, get between.
18:09Xana was doing her best to get her fucking verse together.
18:14One, two, three, four.
18:16Feast your eyes on me.
18:17I'm delicious, you see.
18:18Yeah, close.
18:19One, two, three, four.
18:20Feast your eyes on me.
18:21I'm delicious, you see.
18:22Closer.
18:23One, two, three, four.
18:24Feast your eyes on me.
18:25I'm delicious, you see.
18:26And this bitch is just...
18:30I'm just trying to focus on Xana.
18:33I'm trying to...
18:34I'm trying to help her out here.
18:35Xana, you got this baby.
18:37That's a trap.
18:38That's a trap.
18:39That's a trap.
18:40Okay, so...
18:41I got you in...
18:42Lock your feet with a safe...
18:43Tessa, stop touching me.
18:45Lock your feet with a safe...
18:46Y'all stop.
18:48Xana is on the stage still sinking in this quicksand.
18:51And now I'm having to referee these two grown-ass queens.
18:55You okay?
18:56I'm fine.
18:57Give it four.
18:59Can somebody please make this stop?
19:01All of it.
19:02Keep...
19:03What's your name for?
19:04Scream it for me.
19:05Okay.
19:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:07That's the flow.
19:08Drag is not a contact sport.
19:09Do not ever touch me again.
19:11Apologize, Tessa.
19:12Silence yours.
19:13Give me that opening line.
19:16Come suck on me like your favorite treats.
19:19I'm Xana, baby.
19:20Thone of the streets.
19:22I can make that work.
19:24Character, character, character.
19:26Everybody.
19:27Yay!
19:28Woo!
19:29We all survived.
19:30I'm so thankful.
19:31Thank you for your encouragement, sisters.
19:33I'll take it.
19:34I'll take it.
19:35I'm happy to get off this fucking stage and sit my ass back down in that chair where I belong.
19:38We're running a little bit over time.
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:41I want to make sure we eat good.
19:42So I'm going to go upstairs and get dinner started.
19:44All right.
19:45Thank you, Silky.
19:46Thank you, Silky.
19:47No, thank you.
19:48This is time to help my girl, Silky.
19:49She's cooking food and a lot of food for all of us tonight.
19:52And I definitely want to take some tricks from her.
19:54See, we're about to boil some noodles.
19:56But I'm black.
19:57This is chicken broth.
19:58I do the same.
19:59And I'm going to add some more seasonings to it.
20:02Because we want our noodles to be seasoned.
20:04You know, you know.
20:05You want to bring some melanin to the pasta?
20:07Yeah.
20:08Ooh, ooh, ooh.
20:11What kind of shit is this?
20:13You brought melanin and chaos.
20:15Here she goes.
20:17Let me show these girls how a real raps just does it.
20:21Did you feel the weather for a delicious season, bitch?
20:24No, you love it.
20:25How I strut.
20:26I'm the coldest.
20:27God, I'm sick.
20:28I'm a queen.
20:29I'm a boss.
20:30Like I've chosen Mrs. Frost.
20:31If I want it, then I've got it.
20:32And I've never checked the cost.
20:33There she is.
20:34I'm dressed in the itty-bitty tiny-titty diamonds on my kitty-camacuzzi
20:36by my fire on the heat up in the city.
20:37Ooh.
20:38Okay.
20:39There we go.
20:40Mic drop.
20:41You're welcome.
20:42Girl, it smells really good up in here.
20:45Are you joining us, too?
20:46Yes.
20:47Yes.
20:48Child, Sears has come in.
20:50She say that she want to help us cook.
20:52The girls are gagging.
20:53The girls are grouped.
20:54We know Sears want to come up here and talk about them.
20:57Would you open up the cans, baby?
21:00Of course, my love.
21:01Why have they got me doing all the manual labor?
21:03That's difficult.
21:05You don't have to cook, you know?
21:08I know it's annoying for you.
21:09This is a lot of work, and I'm getting tired.
21:12Can you find the olive oil?
21:14Oh, girl.
21:15Test, test, test, test the testicle.
21:19All these girls had to sit through my bullshit,
21:21so I'm going to at least sit through theirs.
21:23No, I got a fake coat like Matterhorn.
21:26Big step, every move.
21:27Got the ice torn.
21:28Big body bitch.
21:29Got the plates, so I'll clank in.
21:30Frostbite touch.
21:31Leave himself like I'm at a kitten.
21:32Every da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
21:34All right.
21:35Pretty good, though.
21:36Relax.
21:37Yeah.
21:38She came in, honey.
21:39No, I got a fake coat like Matterhorn.
21:40Big step, every move.
21:41No.
21:42It's fine.
21:43We'll...
21:44No, no, no.
21:45Okay.
21:46You got it.
21:47You got it.
21:48You got all the time.
21:49You want to feel happy about it.
21:50Yeah, yeah.
21:51Do another one.
21:52Would you believe them girls still going down there?
21:54They're still recording.
21:55They still record.
21:56And we did ours in what?
21:58One take?
21:59And action.
22:01Okay.
22:02Okay.
22:03It's A-L-Y-S-S-A.
22:04I'm the dancing diva, and I'm here to slay.
22:07Alyssa is up here lubricated with her go-go juice.
22:10Queen of the world, but I'm not bragging.
22:12Mama's gonna always let them have it.
22:17Baby.
22:18Baby.
22:19That's the one.
22:20Baby.
22:21Girl, now here's the thing.
22:22I came out my mama performing.
22:25Yes.
22:31Come in.
22:32Hi, Miss Lissa.
22:33Lady, how are you?
22:34Good.
22:35Can we give you a hug?
22:37How are you doing?
22:38I'm good.
22:39I'm getting through it.
22:40After the recording session, I'm still feeling a little...
22:43some type of way about myself, and I want to talk to Alyssa
22:47and get some wisdom.
22:48I feel insecure about being here, and, like, I keep going over
22:51and over and over again.
22:52I'm like, am I supposed to be here?
22:53Am I the right person to be here with all of y'all?
22:55I have enjoyed every single moment with you.
22:58I mean, you absolutely deserve to be here,
23:01and I hope myself or nobody else has ever made you feel any differently.
23:06It's, yeah, I don't think it's y'all.
23:08I come in hot with so much confidence.
23:10That also isn't all of who I am.
23:12I'm, I'm indigenous.
23:14I'm two-spirit.
23:15If you don't know what that means, it's like, in our belief systems,
23:17our creator, there's always two people inside of you.
23:19It's like, I can be that villain, but I can also be that sweet,
23:21down-to-earth human being that everyone knows that you're experiencing right now.
23:24I just mess in it, but it feels like we've known each other for years.
23:27What is it with you and Fierce?
23:29Because y'all have gone back and forth so many times.
23:31I can't put the, I can't put the pieces together.
23:33If I can give you any insight, we're literally, like, that kind of,
23:37oh, they're sisters, they're gonna, they're gonna go at each other.
23:40And then as soon as the lights are off, we're like,
23:42okay, bye, baby, I'll see you later.
23:43Do you feel like one day you and Fierce could actually be friends?
23:46Absolutely.
23:47I mean, if she called me and she needed something,
23:49I would put down everything and I'd talk to her.
23:50That's awesome.
23:51Have you told her that?
23:53I haven't.
23:55And I, I, I will encourage you though, if you're open to it,
23:59you and Fierce just have some one-on-one where y'all get to just chit-chat
24:04and get to know each other outside of the cattiness.
24:07Whoa!
24:08The makeup, the drag, the competition of it all.
24:11Because I think that y'all probably could be friends.
24:14I feel this massive weight off of my shoulders.
24:17And I'm so glad I opened up to her.
24:20You keep being a guiding light.
24:22Silky, what the hell?
24:24The slaycation is up in flames.
24:28Me and the super kitchen woman over there
24:30is setting the whole house on fire.
24:32It's not me.
24:34It's Jada, Shada Hudson's fault.
24:37Because her dinner did not go right last year.
24:40Finish your chicken.
24:41Are you arguing and not cooking?
24:43What am I supposed to do, girl?
24:44Cook.
24:45Bye, bye.
24:47And so now she wanna come and send her ghost and her spirits
24:50that she been bang, bang, banging with.
24:53to come fuck up my dinner.
24:59What the fuck is you in here doing, bitch?
25:01What the fuck is you in here doing?
25:03I told you I was gonna burn it down.
25:05Let me tell y'all something.
25:07The smoke cleared out instantly.
25:09Nothing is burnt.
25:11That smells real good.
25:13This is a southern cooking night.
25:17We're gonna start off with salad.
25:19I made a salad bar.
25:20I want you to come up and make your own salad.
25:21Salad.
25:22That looks good.
25:23Yes.
25:24Baby, we got ears, bacon, cheese.
25:26You would think we were at the peace of hood.
25:29Back in the days, in the 90s, honey.
25:31Bless your hands.
25:32All right.
25:33Heavenly Father, the universe, or whoever you may serve,
25:37thank you for this day that you have given us.
25:40Thank you for the fellowship of sisterhood.
25:42Thank you for letting us gather together.
25:46Amen to the Most High and to the universe.
25:50All right.
25:51Amen.
25:52Amen.
25:53That was beautiful.
25:54In the name.
25:55In the name.
25:56There's a saying in German that goes,
25:57Liebe get durch den Magen.
25:59And love goes through the belly.
26:01Oh.
26:02This is, this is it right now.
26:05Ja, ja.
26:07Until you're in German.
26:09Bon Appetit.
26:10Bon Appetit.
26:11Baby, this is gonna be a good dinner.
26:13I want the girls to get along.
26:15I want it to be a lot of fun.
26:17And I don't want any more fighting.
26:19We're gonna play a game called,
26:21which queen is it?
26:22Oh.
26:23All right.
26:24Present a nasty game.
26:25The first question read.
26:27Who is the most likely to get banned from a club?
26:30Oh, wow.
26:31And the writing begins.
26:35You ready?
26:36One, two, three.
26:40Duh.
26:41It has to be fierce.
26:42Who else?
26:43Yeah.
26:44I voted for myself.
26:45You need to go to the club to get banned from the club.
26:47And you know you would never go if you were not booked.
26:50I want to know why fierce chose herself.
26:52Because I knew what everybody else was gonna vote for.
26:54You're also not delusional.
26:56You're also not delusional.
26:57You know.
26:58Who is most likely to be late to a gig and act like it's not a problem?
27:02I know exactly.
27:03Oh, baby.
27:04Alyssa, how do you spell your name?
27:06This is the fastest we've ever written.
27:09Yes.
27:10I own the bullshit.
27:11I own it.
27:12I own it.
27:13I own it.
27:14The gig is gonna start without me.
27:15Let me tell you something.
27:16You're the grand diva, honey.
27:17Y'all know I ain't got no shame in my game.
27:19The main attraction has made it.
27:22Oh, thank you.
27:23Being a chef, I get to see how much goes into this dish.
27:26And I'm telling you tomorrow, we're gonna have to do some sit-ups.
27:29Because that shit is heavy.
27:32Silky, this is amazing.
27:34Oh, thank you.
27:35Oh, my God.
27:36Yes.
27:37Got it set up.
27:38I even made dessert for the girls.
27:40Alyssa?
27:41So she the Q&A queen?
27:43Ask us one more question.
27:45Oh, we're gonna do question and answer like the pageant?
27:47Yeah.
27:48All right, now.
27:49Family, your question is quite simple.
27:52Okay.
27:53If you could have the power to evict one person from this household,
27:58who would it be and why?
28:00Girl.
28:01And I can't wait to see how this turns out.
28:05Damn.
28:06That's where you insert the shade and the little music and all that.
28:09Okay.
28:10Why do I just know all these girls are about to vote for me?
28:14Right now, just like Michelle Visage say, I should take out my biggest competition.
28:19The only person that has two stash is Tessa.
28:23You gotta go.
28:24I know it's not a real competition and we're having fun.
28:27Tata.
28:28Say hi to Berlin for me.
28:29Oh, wow.
28:30I should say it because of the sashes.
28:31Not because she's my biggest competition.
28:33Oh.
28:34Because in a competition.
28:35What is your biggest competition?
28:36In a competition, I only compete with myself.
28:39I know these bitches wanna have me out, but none of these bitches wanna actually say why.
28:44I put Tessa too because she's too damn hot.
28:46I hope that helps.
28:48Clarify.
28:49They kick the hot people out of the house?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Competition is my house.
28:52I bring them in, honey.
28:53I invite them in.
28:54Wait a minute.
28:55So at night when the cameras leave, you be out hot and bothered?
28:57Ooh.
28:58No.
28:59I just, I have eyes.
29:00I can see it.
29:01Sending me out because I'm too hot.
29:03Sending me out because I got too many badges.
29:05Bitch, just say you can't stand my ass.
29:08Well, you really irritated me when you hit me in the face today, so I also put your name.
29:13Wait, what do you mean hit in the face?
29:16When that, when did it happen?
29:18During the recording session.
29:19I thought it was very disrespectful that you kept talking over Xana while she was doing
29:26her verse and my Sicilian genes took over and I just touched your face.
29:32I don't do physicality like that.
29:35If you have an issue, use your words, not your hands.
29:38I did not whoop you.
29:39I didn't say you whooped me.
29:40Yeah.
29:41But just don't touch me like that.
29:42Okay.
29:43I won't.
29:47Well, it's unanimous.
29:49The house has voted.
29:51There's the door.
29:54Bye, bitch.
29:55You know what?
29:57Before I leave, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.
30:03I'll make you a to-go plate, boo.
30:06We're trying to play a damn shady game.
30:11It's all in fun.
30:13This been real.
30:14Gooses.
30:15And the girls turning into sheer pandemonium and a scene from The Real Housewives.
30:22I'm out.
30:24Guys, come on.
30:26We can't, like-
30:28Tessa, do not pack your shit and leave.
30:31Tessa!
30:33Lock the doors.
30:34Lock the doors.
30:35I'm out.
30:36I'm out.
30:37I'm out.
30:38I'm out.
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