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Workin' Moms - Season 1 Episode 3 -
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00:00Hey, hi, Auntie Kayla.
00:02Hi.
00:05What's this?
00:08Hear ye, hear ye?
00:10This is a little excessive.
00:11Well, they only turn one once,
00:13and we are doing a whole princess theme.
00:15It's gender neutral, of course.
00:17You have a registry?
00:18Well, you guys know how it is.
00:19I mean, we keep on getting the same gifts.
00:22I mean, how many goodnight moons can one child own?
00:25Well, this way I can let you know exactly what baby Mabel needs.
00:28She's gonna need years of therapy.
00:30Well, I think it's really cute, Alicia.
00:33Thank you, Jenny.
00:35You know, I was sort of hoping that this party could help bridge the gap between all of us.
00:40Beautiful.
00:41I was actually a princess for Halloween a couple years ago.
00:44Of course you were.
00:45Just because I like to femme it up doesn't mean that I'm not strong.
00:48I don't know.
00:49In my line of work, if you dress up girly, you are asking to be treated differently.
00:52So, what's wrong with that? I like to be treated differently.
00:55No, you don't. It drives you crazy.
00:57Kate, I feel like you're projecting.
00:59I'm not.
01:00And back me up.
01:01I'm not projecting.
01:02Mmm, you might be projecting.
01:04But she's being super annoying. No question.
01:06Seriously? How has playing the card ever helped?
01:08What card?
01:09You know the card. We've all played the card. Val's played the card.
01:12Yeah, you know, the helpless girl card.
01:14You ever play dumb to get a guy to do some work for you?
01:17Or pretend that you don't know how to do your taxes.
01:19Or, like, fake an orgasm because you medically can't.
01:22And you're sick of, of explaining it.
01:25So, uh, you know, not everyone can come.
01:34Okay, so, we have covered a lot of really important topics here today.
01:38I think I'm gonna go ahead and call it.
01:41Yep.
01:42Yeah.
01:43All right.
01:44Okay.
01:45Yeah!
01:47And, and, and, and, and, and.
01:51Okay, so, Mom, this list covers all contact you'll need in an emergency situation with Charlie.
01:57Really?
01:58Look, there's his pediatrician, his dentist, uh, emergency room, which is a good one, right?
02:03And, uh, fire department.
02:04What circumstance would constitute calling the fire department?
02:07Well, obviously, if he's on fire.
02:09Of course.
02:10Kate, you act like I never raised you and your sister.
02:13You turned out fairly decently.
02:15Mm-hmm.
02:16So, this bad boy covers anything from your standard candle falling over to a full-on grease fire.
02:21Good morning.
02:22Thanks for watching, Charlie.
02:24It's what I live for.
02:26Besides, I didn't like that, Rebecca.
02:28Her face was off.
02:30Anyway, Mom, here is Charlie's schedule.
02:32I also have it printed on his bedroom door, just so you can...
02:35Yeah, and if you miss those, there's about 20 more around the house.
02:37Okay, enough.
02:38Both of you go.
02:39I've got this.
02:40Thank you, Eleanor.
02:41And you're okay watching Ollie, right?
02:42Who's Ollie?
02:43My dog mom of 16 years.
02:45Oh, of course.
02:47Him.
02:48You, you won't bite the baby, will you?
02:51Of course not.
02:52They're brothers.
02:53I just don't think dogs should be around children.
02:54Okay, we should go.
02:56Uh, thank you again, Eleanor.
02:58You're saving us.
02:59Thanks, Mom.
03:00Bye-bye.
03:01Bye, Charlie.
03:02Bye, buddy.
03:03Yeah, bye, Mom.
03:04Go.
03:05Let's go.
03:06Come on.
03:07Let's go.
03:09What shall we do?
03:11Yeah.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Yeah.
03:21Yeah.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty.
03:28Rockin' show.
03:29Stoppin' everybody back.
03:30Poppin' knee.
03:31Took it, girl.
03:32Work it, work it.
03:33Fill your stomach.
03:34Heart and don't stop it.
03:35Get it, get it.
03:36Nikki Hunts?
03:37Hmm.
03:38That new manager's got forums like a couple of logs.
03:42Yeah, I bet you could have sex with him without even touching the ground.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Pretty sure I scared him off.
03:49How do you even access a guy like that?
03:51From the looks of it?
03:52Dark loggers.
03:53Woodsy cabin.
03:54Hold up, here he comes.
03:55Anyway, so I'm just gonna file these.
03:58Uh, please do not file those, Gina.
03:59I've been organizing them.
04:00Except for, I think I just downloaded a virus.
04:03What?
04:07No, I was, I was kidding.
04:09It won't happen again.
04:10So what won't happen again?
04:12Did you, or did you not download a virus?
04:14No, I didn't.
04:15It was a bad joke.
04:19Um, why would you joke about that?
04:21This is a tech company, Jenny.
04:23I know.
04:24I was just messing around.
04:25Okay.
04:27Uh, I gotta go, but sorry, just to be really clear, there's no virus that I need to worry
04:32about?
04:33No.
04:34No virus.
04:36Nothing here but, uh, my silly jokester.
04:45That's funny.
04:52What the hell was that?
04:54I don't know.
04:55Have you been out of the game that long?
04:57I thought I was being cute.
04:58That wrote like a drunk stewardess.
05:00That was mortifying.
05:01Not that you're even available, but why don't you just try being yourself?
05:06What if I don't know what that is?
05:08Well, maybe it's time you figure that out.
05:10Or, I don't know, you could just focus on your marriage and your new baby.
05:16Jenny.
05:18In future, protocol stipulates you shouldn't open emails from people that you don't recognize.
05:21Fuck off, Gary.
05:22Fuck off, Gary.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Yeah.
05:32So she said I sent it to her over the holidays.
05:36I would never send her a picture of my penis.
05:38I'm a talk show host, not a politician.
05:40Of course not, James.
05:41I mean, she'd be lucky to see my penis.
05:43She wishes she saw my penis.
05:45We all wish we saw your penis.
05:46We all wish we saw your penis.
05:50Well, we all have seen your penis.
05:52Now, moving on, the good news is your face isn't in the pic, so it could be anyone's dick.
05:56Kate, let me...
05:57What?
05:58It's obviously his dick.
05:59It's a fine dick.
06:00It's an amazing dick.
06:01Yeah.
06:02But what I'm seeing is that this doesn't necessarily read as yours.
06:06I mean, this woman has no proof.
06:07I literally just said that.
06:08No proof that it's your dick.
06:09Kate, if you don't mind, I'd like to know what Mo has to say.
06:12So what you're saying is, if I tell people it's not me, people will buy that?
06:15Yes.
06:16Now, are there any other images of you two out there that could prove you're romantically linked?
06:20No.
06:21I was very discreet.
06:22Are you sure?
06:23Because you never know someone may have snapped a pic of you guys together somewhere.
06:25Jesus, lady.
06:26I just said I was discreet.
06:27What, have you got tampons in your ears?
06:29Excuse me?
06:30Relax.
06:31It's a joke.
06:33You're gonna be fine, James.
06:35We'll put together a statement for you to review.
06:37Good.
06:38Thank you, Mo.
06:39Of course.
06:40May I speak?
06:42Now, I want you to lay low until we make a statement.
06:44Do you understand?
06:45Yes.
06:46I'm not a child.
06:48Could've fooled me with the size of that dick.
06:50Well, take care of it, James.
06:51You just do your thing.
06:53But he's gone.
06:55Good job.
06:59I guarantee you, there are pics of that guy and that girl making out in some club somewhere.
07:03Okay, he isn't the easiest client, but he is the client.
07:05And biting your tongue every once in a while empowers them to reveal more.
07:08And also, part of this job is being likable.
07:11I'm sorry.
07:12I am likable.
07:13Super fucking likable.
07:14Yeah.
07:15You are.
07:16So bring it.
07:17We'll get more work done that way.
07:19You're gonna be giving advice to the competition?
07:21How is that advice?
07:29It was my mother's dress.
07:32See?
07:33Slutty is hereditary.
07:34Ann?
07:35No way.
07:36You are not slutty.
07:37You were just...
07:39festive.
07:40Are you kidding me?
07:41My nine-year-old is highly provocative.
07:43And my baby is already showing clear signs of sexual aggression.
07:47At bath time, she pushes her privates towards the running faucet.
07:50Stop it.
07:51Mm-hmm.
07:52Stop it.
07:53She does.
07:54Well, it's a great trick.
07:55She's a sexual prodigy, if you ask me.
07:56No.
07:57I'm shutting it down.
07:58I'm turning my house into a nunnery.
07:59Come on.
08:00That's not you.
08:01Don't you remember every wild girl we went to school with?
08:02They all had one thing in common.
08:04Strict parents.
08:06See, you don't get it, because you have a boy.
08:08You're not worried about him being penetrated.
08:10Whoa.
08:11Sure is out on that, okay?
08:12If he wants to be penetrated one day, who am I to get in the way?
08:15More wine?
08:16You're a bad influence.
08:19So how does one raise normal human females?
08:21Well, it's controversial, but you could try talking to them.
08:24I don't want to.
08:25I just want her to feel shame, you know?
08:27Deep shame.
08:28Mm-hmm.
08:29Tell you what.
08:30If you don't have to talk to your daughters about sexuality, nightmare,
08:33then I don't have to wear a princess dress to an infant's birthday party.
08:38I can't eat all this.
08:40No shit.
08:41You ordered an entire rotisserie chicken.
09:03Frankie!
09:07Frankie, what the hell?
09:08What's happening?
09:09I wasn't asleep.
09:10Really?
09:11I didn't just walk in on our baby, nearly floating as you napped.
09:15Thank God she sat up.
09:16That's great!
09:18She's sitting up on her own!
09:20Don't.
09:21Don't try and flip this.
09:22Flip what?
09:23She's ahead of the curve, man.
09:25We gotta celebrate.
09:26I'm gonna bust out that fondue pot.
09:29You've been in a real dark place.
09:31No, I've just been really tired.
09:33Honestly, honestly.
09:34Just the water just felt so good and warm and I just...
09:38That's all.
09:39I don't know how to help you.
09:41You've been distant and weird and...
09:44This can't happen again.
09:46I want you to call that angry girl from your group.
09:48Angry girl?
09:49The therapist.
09:50Could probably give you a good rate since your friends.
09:53And?
09:54I don't think he likes me.
09:56Besides, it's totally crossing a boundary.
09:58You just passed out with our daughter in a tub.
10:00Boundary crossed.
10:01Besides, it'd be nice if something useful came out of that group.
10:04That group is really useful to me.
10:06Not to mention it's the premium feeder into the school of your choice.
10:10Oh.
10:11And I don't have a lot of friends that I connect with outside of the house.
10:17Look, I'm happy that you're working.
10:20I'm happy that you have a group to connect to outside of me and Rhoda.
10:25But you must start therapy.
10:28I can't do all this alone.
10:38Oh, come on, Mom.
10:40Come on.
10:41Hi, Mommy.
10:42Oh, hi.
10:43Look at you two.
10:44Oh, this is so sweet.
10:46Yes, he finally woke up.
10:48Wait, what do you mean?
10:49It's four o'clock.
10:50This little boy was tired.
10:53So you let him sleep for five hours?
10:55Look, I know it's not exactly what you typed up on your itinerary.
10:59But you can't control everything.
11:00He was tired.
11:01I was tired.
11:03What is that?
11:04Is that Ollie?
11:05I had to put him in the garage.
11:07He was being very aggressive towards me.
11:09So you locked him away in the garage?
11:11If you see, there you go again.
11:12Why do you have to be so bossy?
11:18So?
11:27That's a, uh, it's a nice painting.
11:31It's supposed to be, uh, a leopard.
11:36Yeah?
11:37As much as I'd like to sit here and discuss my daughter's shitty art,
11:41you called me.
11:43So?
11:44What's going on?
11:45Oh, you know how it is.
11:47You know, Giselle wants me to talk to you so I don't do anything crazy.
11:51Crazy?
11:52Yeah, like, hurt myself or the kid or, you know.
11:57That would be bad.
11:59Do you think about hurting yourself?
12:01Not, like, in an intentional way.
12:03I just...
12:04I don't know.
12:05I just like to...
12:06I just like to check out sometimes.
12:07You know, it feels good.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Sure, I get that.
12:10You know, like, when you're sitting on an airplane, right?
12:12And you just imagine it flying into a mountaintop.
12:15Just like...
12:24Right?
12:25So let's explore that a little.
12:27Okay.
12:28I don't know.
12:29You're, like, kind of a friend and...
12:31That just seems a little personal.
12:33Okay.
12:34How about this?
12:35Close your eyes just for a second.
12:38Seriously.
12:39Trust me just for this session.
12:40If it feels good, let go and talk.
12:43And if you hate it, we'll never do it again.
12:46What's it feel like on that plane?
12:58Looking out the window.
13:00White noise blasting all around.
13:03Numbing me.
13:05What's this?
13:06An ice-covered mountain range at 11 o'clock.
13:09Captain panics.
13:10Boom.
13:11Drops those oxygen masks.
13:12Let's pause here for a second.
13:15I want you to get into your body.
13:18And speak with your heart, not your head.
13:20What are you feeling?
13:21Um...
13:22Something's warm in my head.
13:35And kind of clammy.
13:37Oh.
13:38It's my daughter's hand.
13:40Oh.
13:41She's looking at me with so much love.
13:50Keep going.
13:51Oh, God.
13:52She needs me.
13:53She needs me to be really strong.
13:57Mom, can I go to Tyler's house?
14:00Alice, I am in a session.
14:02But I thought she was your friend.
14:04What are you wearing?
14:05I don't even recognize you right now.
14:07What?
14:08It's a fresh outfit.
14:09Who's Tyler?
14:10He's the guy in my class.
14:12We're just gonna play Xbox together.
14:13And that requires dressing like Ariana Grande?
14:15What is your problem?
14:16What is your problem?
14:17You think you can dress and act like this in front of boys?
14:19You're gonna end up pregnant or dead.
14:21Okay, Anne, I don't know.
14:22That seems a little harsh.
14:23She's just a sweet little girl.
14:25Frankie, this sweet little girl is really a tiny emotional terrorist
14:28just waiting to get a rise out of me.
14:30Gotcha.
14:31Well, you're a bad mom.
14:32And I'm going to kill myself if I don't get to go to Tyler's house right now.
14:36Holy shit.
14:37Frank, listen up, Alice.
14:39I am an adult.
14:40I pay taxes and do laundry and watch you do ballet.
14:43You are just a child who doesn't understand how dumb she's being right now.
14:46So take that headband off your chest and go and do your homework.
14:49But mom!
14:50You keep this up, I may never let you go back to school again.
14:52But how would I learn?
14:53I don't know.
14:54Sounds pretty risky, doesn't it?
14:55Now go to your room before I ruin your entire future.
15:06Wowzers.
15:08Some pretty hardcore parenting.
15:10How old's Rhoda?
15:12Uh, nine months.
15:14Yeah, call me in eight years.
15:16Look, I'm gonna have to put a pin in this.
15:19What you're going through?
15:21Totally normal.
15:22I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription.
15:25You cool with that?
15:26Yeah.
15:27Let's do this.
15:29Well, I think you're right.
15:32He took down the formula.
15:34I think he actually preferred it to my breast milk.
15:50Not a chance.
15:51Sometimes you only have time for fast food, but it gets the job done.
15:55And look, he's not crying.
15:56Yeah, he seems happy.
15:58Hey, do you think I'm abrasive?
16:04Where'd you get that from?
16:06It's just some feedback I've been getting from work.
16:09Who the hell called you abrasive?
16:11Oh, it doesn't matter.
16:12I know I can be, you know, bullheaded.
16:15Okay.
16:16No, it's all right if you agree.
16:18I can be a drop bossy.
16:21Look, you're always on top of your shit.
16:24And you're amazing at taking care of all of us, but...
16:27Here we go.
16:29There's a side to you that most people don't get to see.
16:31My backside?
16:33Your soft side.
16:35When you're vulnerable, I've seen you achieve great things.
16:38And I'm not talking about weakness.
16:40I'm talking about letting your wall down a little bit.
16:42It's incredibly effective.
16:45And sexy.
16:47Okay.
16:49Okay, so how do you get that going?
16:52You know, like, how do you jumpstart vulnerability?
16:55Do you just, like, think of something cute?
16:58Like an unlikely animal friendship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:01Like a gator and a chick, right?
17:02I mean, that gator wants to eat that chick.
17:06We know that.
17:08But he doesn't.
17:09He practices self-restraint, right?
17:12Because they're friends.
17:14See?
17:15There it is.
17:16He doesn't.
17:18He doesn't.
17:19That's working for me.
17:20That's working for me.
17:25A princess always gives good cheer
17:30To all the people she...
17:32Or he.
17:33...is near.
17:35Curse each world and take your lead
17:42And always sneezing to you.
17:47Evil queen.
17:48Nice.
17:50Where's Alice?
17:51Over there.
17:54What is she supposed to be with the jacket?
17:57On probation?
17:58Mm.
17:59She got her hands on one of those sexy Halloween costumes.
18:01Took us ten outfit changes.
18:02But here we are.
18:03Mm.
18:04Man, she is going to kill you.
18:06If I don't kill her first.
18:07Ooh, tiara.
18:09Yeah, I'm trying something out.
18:12I like it.
18:13Thanks.
18:14Hey!
18:16What the hell is this?
18:17What?
18:18I felt like wearing a suit.
18:19You look like you're running for mayor.
18:21In a porn.
18:22Mm.
18:23Will you shut up?
18:24I've got a lot more to me than you guys think.
18:26What?
18:27You know what? Good for you.
18:28That's great.
18:29I am trying to instill some of that discipline in my daughter right now.
18:32Right, Alice?
18:33Mm.
18:34And just like that, somebody is not getting birthday cake.
18:36Come on!
18:37So help me, I'm going to build the next Maria Shriver out of her.
18:42I believe in you.
18:43The royal cake is served.
18:48Just because we're dressed up as princesses, doesn't mean the darkness isn't closing in.
18:56Whoa.
18:57Okay, okay.
18:58Mommy!
18:59Your friend's gonna fall!
19:00Jesus.
19:01Oh, shit.
19:02Oh, my goodness.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:04Oh, hey, Kate.
19:05Woo!
19:06Hey, Frankie.
19:07I want you to hold on real tight to that thing, okay?
19:08You know what?
19:09These bras drive me fucking crazy.
19:10Hey, Frankie.
19:11You know, you don't need to worry about me anymore.
19:12Okay?
19:13I'm good.
19:14And prescribe me some candies.
19:15Hey, Annie.
19:16Okay, Frankie.
19:17I don't want you to move, okay?
19:18Okay.
19:19You sound like my mother.
19:20You're not the boss of me, okay?
19:22I'm in charge.
19:23Yeah!
19:24What the hell?
19:25Frankie?
19:26What's happening?
19:27Listen to me.
19:28You have to keep it together, okay?
19:29Okay.
19:30Frankie, listen to me, okay?
19:31I know you're scared, all right?
19:32I'm scared.
19:33I don't know what I'm doing half the damn time.
19:35What?
19:36You always got your shit together, man.
19:37You're like a cop.
19:38I know.
19:39It looks like that.
19:40It doesn't feel like that.
19:41I don't know.
19:42It feels like I'm faking it.
19:43I get that.
19:44Frankie, what are you doing, baby?
19:46I just...
19:47Please don't cry, okay?
19:48I just...
19:49Hey!
19:50Hey!
19:51Frankie!
19:52Oh!
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh, God.
19:55Oh!
20:17Oh!
20:18Things got pretty real pretty quick.
20:22Sorry about the whole tree thing.
20:25Pretty sensitive to meds.
20:26Yeah, you could have mentioned that.
20:27I put it all together.
20:29I hope that's okay.
20:31I got this.
20:34I'm not paying.
20:36Not a goddamn dime.
20:38No, wait.
20:40Seriously?
20:43Phone card.
20:44Nailed it.
20:45No!
20:46No!
20:47Not the phone card.
20:48Hi.
20:49Yes.
20:50I got it.
20:52Sorry about that.
20:53Oh!
21:07Hand over hand.
21:09You are my love.
21:12Whispers on me
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