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Workin' Moms - Season 1 Episode 2 -
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00:00A helium voice barista told me that I was wearing the wrong pant for my body type today.
00:05I wanted to punch her in the throat.
00:07No, I feel you. I'm setting a whole new regime.
00:10No pants, really? We're just taking the pants, we're taking the pants off.
00:13It's fine. It's solid.
00:14I have a question.
00:15Oh, go ahead, Jenny. And again, you don't have to raise your hand.
00:19So, my mat leave is up this week, and I'm not so sure I want to go back to work.
00:24I know some of you are very passionate about what you do, but I don't really care about my job.
00:30I recommend having an open and honest discussion with your partner about it.
00:36It sucks, Jenny, but you've got to go back to work.
00:38No, not true, Kate. Every mother must make that decision for themselves.
00:42Jenny, they're going to think you can't take it, but you can, all right?
00:45You're not soft, you got it in you, you pushed a raccoon-sized boy out of you, and you screamed at a goddamn bear.
00:50Preach.
00:51No, I have a girl. What bear?
00:53Whatever, you get what I mean.
00:55Kate, what I'm hearing is that you might not be ready to go back to work either.
01:01God, that's literally the opposite of what I'm saying.
01:05Son of a bitch.
01:06No, that's not it. That's not it.
01:08Good girl.
01:10What did I do?
01:11Is it here?
01:15Work for NASA to get this thing.
01:18Come on, you bastard.
01:20Eff it.
01:21All right, buddy. Squeeze one of those ham hocks of yours and swing a leg forward.
01:42Or really, any direction.
01:44Not feeling it? I feel you. All right.
01:45Here we go.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:49I love you, buddy, but Mommy is going to check a little bit of email, not because I'm not dedicated to your walking development, but because it's boring.
01:57Okay?
01:58Nice.
02:00Killing it, Ollie, am I right?
02:04What's Toto?
02:05A Japanese toilet.
02:07It's a to-do list, you asshole.
02:09Oh, right. To-do. I see it now.
02:11Mm-hmm.
02:12You already went running?
02:14No. Somebody decided to fall asleep eight times while feeding, so missed that one.
02:18But I'm going to take nothing but the stairs today. Boom. Check.
02:21Hmm. Why pump like crazy?
02:24Oh, every time I pump, I produce basically nothing, and he seems to keep rejecting my boobs, so, you know, it's a whole thing. I'd rather not talk about it.
02:31Maybe it's time for formula.
02:33Never mind.
02:34Jesus, sounds like a hell of a day.
02:37It is.
02:38I'm glad date night made the cut.
02:40I'm looking forward to it so much. I am wearing an underwire bra.
02:44What is this, spring break? Oh.
02:50So, I know I've been going back and forth with this, but I really don't want to go back to work.
02:57Yeah, yeah, honey. We both agreed that it was my turn, you know, to write my screenplay.
03:04Okay, look. The vampire genre is not over.
03:09Why?
03:11Because they've never been this fat before. Fat vampires. Come on.
03:17I want to be supportive of you, Ian. I do. It's just that eight months is not that much time. Soldiers with PTSD are given longer.
03:26Ray, are you comparing yourself to a war hero?
03:29No, of course not. Childbirth is way harder.
03:32You love work. You can bring those sexy war clothes out of retirement.
03:37I'm not going to lie to you. I'm 100% ready to start seeing you in clothes with zippers again.
03:42Hey, I am not like that anymore.
03:47You know, I understand it's tough, but this will be really good for you.
03:52You used to come home with the craziest stories. Remember those stories?
03:55I work in IT.
03:57Ah, Kate. Come in. So, do you remember our board, of course?
04:13Of course. Good morning. Hi. Sorry about my, uh, appearance. I took the stairs. Trying to be more productive.
04:20Is using the stairs as opposed to the elevator the best example of time efficiency?
04:24No. No, it is not. But it's a hell of a way to lose the baby weight.
04:32Okay, shall we begin? Um, Kate, you're obviously just...
04:37Did you want to sit down?
04:40I do. I do. Thank you.
04:43Obviously, you're just back from maternity leave, so we have to treat your review slightly differently from...
04:48Actually, uh, I really feel like the skills I've developed as a mother have... have helped my productivity.
04:53Kate, the board actually feels you're one of our strongest people, and we want to commend you on your excellent first couple of days back.
05:00Really?
05:01Thank you, guys. You guys.
05:05Yes, your current situation has actually made you very relatable to our clientele.
05:10So much so, in fact, that we're considering throwing your hat in the ring to head up the Westwood Foods account.
05:15It's a very, very short list of contenders.
05:18Wow. That... that's amazing. That's the job that works out in Montreal?
05:22Sure is. Be out there for a couple of months of the year.
05:25I told them you might not be interested. Most of the women who become mothers don't raise their hands as much.
05:32Oh, well, not this girl. Hi.
05:36Oh, God. Sorry.
05:41Sorry about that.
05:43So, I-I guess you were just about to reassure the board that you're ready for this promotion.
05:47Yes.
05:51I'm really, really sorry about this.
05:54Oh, God. It's my nanny.
05:56She knows not to call unless something bad has happened.
05:58We'd need to know that this job would be your top priority.
06:02Yeah, no. I just-I feel like this one time I should-
06:05Kate.
06:07Take your pause.
06:10We'll expect an answer by end of day.
06:11Hello? Rebecca? Yes?
06:18Kate, is it okay if Charlie take a nap with my dog?
06:21Um...
06:22Rebecca, you-you really can't call me unless it's an emergency, okay? I was just in a meeting.
06:26She's keeping him in the mouth.
06:28Well, that sounds very unsanitary. Just have him ready for me at noon.
06:32Okay, bye.
06:33I like her shirt.
06:38Don't!
06:39Hey!
06:40You asked for it.
06:41Leave my daughter alone, you frothy little bitch.
06:44Hey, what's happening?
06:45She kissed my boyfriend.
06:47He kissed me.
06:48Kissed? Seriously? What are you, six?
06:51What are you, 40?
06:52The fuck? That's not even old.
06:54Is there a problem?
06:56Uh, yes, there is. Alice here was being bullied by that one.
07:01Oh, not again.
07:02I'm sorry? Again?
07:03Yes, we were planning on talking to you today at Pickup.
07:06Um, it seems Alice has become rather provocative with the boys in class.
07:11Seriously? You're slut-shaming my nine-year-old daughter for connecting with her peers?
07:16Shame on you.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:19Are these crackers up for grabs? I just gotta eat something.
07:21That's a student's lunch, actually.
07:23I don't think you understand.
07:24No, I'm not sure that you understand.
07:27Speaking as a licensed professional in psychological disorders, you have no idea the damage that you're doing here.
07:33My daughter being persecuted for expressing herself and then being bullied as a result?
07:39I assume that you're gonna punish that girl?
07:41Yes, of course.
07:42To my office.
07:43Right now, I'm calling your parents.
07:44Yep, there's consequences for your actions.
07:52Hey, you do you.
07:55You don't let these dicks bring you down, okay?
07:57Here, I'll see you at three.
08:04What kind of sandwich are you?
08:13Hmm, I'm hoping I get panini. Seems like the hottest option.
08:18Well, I can see your first day back is off to a productive start.
08:22Anyway, you look great. Is everything... Is it recovered down there?
08:27Yeah, I guess it's more in my head. I just don't feel hot, especially around Ian.
08:34Oh, no. Lost puppy alert. Barbie and Ken are hitting a rough patch.
08:39Thanks for the support, Gina.
08:40Babe, just because you're ignoring her doesn't mean she's not alive and well.
08:44In fact...
08:45Did you just send me a sexy story about a plumber?
09:01Yeah. My aunt sent that to me.
09:05Ugh. Your aunt sends you erotic fiction?
09:08You're welcome.
09:08I'm so happy.
09:09I'm so happy.
09:10I'm so happy.
09:11I'm so happy.
09:12I'm so happy.
09:13I'm so happy.
09:13I'm so happy.
09:14I'm so happy.
09:15I'm so happy.
09:16I'm so happy.
09:16I'm so happy.
09:17I'm so happy.
09:17I'm so happy.
09:18I'm so happy.
09:18I'm so happy.
09:19I'm so happy.
09:19I'm so happy.
09:20I'm so happy.
09:21I'm so happy.
09:22I'm so happy.
09:23I'm so happy.
09:24I'm so happy.
09:25I'm so happy.
09:26I'm so happy.
09:27I'm so happy.
09:28I'm so happy.
09:29I'm so happy.
09:30I'm so happy.
09:31I'm so happy.
09:32I'm so happy.
09:33I'm so happy.
09:34I'm sorry, Charlie. Lunch is almost ready.
10:04Here it comes. Here it comes.
10:11Hungry?
10:19Excuse me.
10:23Come on. Come on.
10:27Oh, no.
10:42So am I, like, in trouble?
10:46I'm sorry. I haven't introduced myself since you returned.
10:50I'm Marvin. I'm the new manager.
10:52Marvin the manager?
10:53Yeah.
10:54That's funny.
10:56Why is that funny?
10:59So, look, however you want to handle this, I get it.
11:03What I did was obviously a fireable offense.
11:05I assume you guys have a decent severance package.
11:08Well, it seems to me that, um, the intern violated a space
11:12that you should legally have privacy in to, um,
11:18do whatever it is you do in there.
11:22What exactly do you think I was doing in there?
11:25that you were using your designated, um, pump room for pumping.
11:38I imagine.
11:40Is that what the intern said?
11:42It seems like I'm making you uncomfortable, Marvin.
11:48No, not at all.
11:51Pardon me.
11:52So that intern has been fired.
11:55You fired him?
11:57Yeah, so you go ahead and you pump as much breast milk as you need and you won't be interrupted.
12:04Great.
12:06I'll be at my desk then.
12:08That is where you work.
12:10At your desk.
12:12Yeah, now you're happy.
12:14Yeah, you just wanted to get out of there.
12:16Oh, it's Daddy!
12:18Hi, Nathan.
12:19Hold on one sec.
12:20Oh!
12:21Here we go.
12:22Hey!
12:23See you later, buddy.
12:24Here we go.
12:25Here we go.
12:26You got the seat.
12:27Love you.
12:31Hi!
12:32Hey, you make it to that music class?
12:33Ugh, unfortunately I did.
12:35Eat a bag of dicks.
12:37That good, huh?
12:38How'd it go in front of the board?
12:40Good, yeah.
12:41They actually think I can handle more.
12:42They're considering me for the Westwood Foods account.
12:44Wait, that's the one in Montreal, right?
12:46Yeah.
12:47What'd you say?
12:48Uh, that I have to discuss it with you first.
12:51Makes sense.
12:52It's a big decision.
12:53Right.
12:54I mean, you would never allow me to let a huge opportunity like this pass by.
12:59Well, it's more complicated than that.
13:03Uh-huh.
13:04Could you even leave Charlie for that long?
13:07Well, I mean, it's just a couple of months.
13:10I always thought that the Montreal job was, like, the next level.
13:13You know?
13:16Kate, I know deep down you want to accomplish everything,
13:19but you don't have to go to Montreal.
13:21What you're doing right now is already next level.
13:27Okay.
13:28Well, then I will tell them to take my name out of the running.
13:31That's pretty sane.
13:33Yeah, okay.
13:35Can't wait to see you for date night.
13:37Me too.
13:38Love you.
13:39Love you.
13:40Love you.
13:41If I represent the one that did this to you,
13:45then turn away the box and represent everything that's got you.
13:54Oh, baby's a virus.
13:55Not you, sweetie.
13:56Oh, man.
13:57Seriously?
13:58Hey!
13:59Get out of here!
14:00Scram!
14:01You...
14:02Get over here.
14:03Mrs. Carlson.
14:04Mrs. Carlson.
14:05Alice.
14:06Alice.
14:07Hey!
14:08I'm glad I ran into you.
14:09I'm glad I ran into you.
14:10Yes, sir.
14:11I'm glad I ran into you.
14:12You're mad!
14:14Seriously?
14:21Hey! Get out of here!
14:26Scram!
14:28Get over here.
14:31Mrs. Carlson, Alice, I'm glad I ran into you.
14:35I need to apologize for what happened earlier today.
14:38Oh, you don't have to do that. It's fine.
14:40No, it's not fine.
14:42I was wrong to shame you. You didn't deserve that.
14:47We're just on our way to church.
14:54So I've been thinking a lot about this promotion.
14:57You in?
14:59Well, the thing is, my life has gotten pretty busy lately.
15:03Full. And, uh...
15:05Mind if I interrupt?
15:06Oh.
15:07Uh-oh. The competition.
15:10Oh, is Mo also up for it?
15:12Of course. You two are our top contenders.
15:15She'll probably let you two duke it out right here and now.
15:19Oh.
15:21I'll kill you.
15:23No, I'm just playing.
15:24Wow. I'm sorry. Wasn't he at another company like a second ago?
15:27Ouch.
15:28No, I'm sorry. That came off harsh. I just mean...
15:31I've been at this company for years, which I have loved,
15:34and haven't really been considered until now, which is fine.
15:38But you also just took a year off?
15:40Nine months. That took nine months. Could've took a year.
15:42I guess a lot can change in nine months.
15:44Yeah, clearly.
15:45Yeah, clearly.
15:48So? You in, Kate?
15:54Yeah, I'm in.
15:56Let the best man win.
15:59Your word's not mine, man.
16:02Okay.
16:05Oh, Jesus. I have to go.
16:07Um, thank you for the time.
16:10Hat in.
16:15I can do it, too.
16:16I can do it, too.
16:36Hello?
16:38Hey, where are you?
16:40I am running just a little bit late, but I am very close.
16:44Kate, should I just go home?
16:46No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm so excited. Date night.
16:57Hey, Kate, hold up.
16:59Kate will have it, for sure.
17:00Guys, I'm in a huge rush. Sorry.
17:02Uh, fine.
17:03Well, I guess we're just gonna have to ask Moe.
17:07All right. What do you guys have so far?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Okay, so, we have, um, nothing.
17:28That sucked, Kate.
17:29I know. I'm sorry. Richard made me stay, and...
17:32Oh, really? Richard made you stay at work?
17:34Yeah. He was like, you're not leaving.
17:36And I was like, Richard?
17:37Kate, stop it. Come on.
17:39I'm sorry. I was really looking forward to tonight.
17:42I was.
17:43But I'm gonna make it up to you
17:44with an elaborate date night this weekend.
17:47With day sex.
17:49Elaborate day sex. Olympic grade day sex.
17:52Okay.
17:53There's gonna be parallel bars.
17:54Ooh.
17:55I'm gonna swing from one to the other.
17:57Very exciting.
17:59Sorry.
18:00Do you know that Rebecca brings her dog to work?
18:03Miss Francine? Yes.
18:05She wants to speak to us.
18:06Oh, great.
18:07All right, let's do it.
18:09Will you take lead on it?
18:10She and I have a weird lady dynamic.
18:12Yeah.
18:13So I've noticed.
18:14It's a shame. Charlie like her.
18:31So, who was the last to feed Charlie?
18:35I just got home.
18:37Yes. I gave him formula.
18:39You know there's perfectly good breast milk in the fridge?
18:42It's not enough.
18:44He is hungry.
18:45What he need is full fat breast milk.
18:48What you give him is like a skim.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Well, I don't care if my breasts are spouting gasoline.
18:53Formula is the decision a mother should make.
18:55Back me up here, Nathan.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Even if that mother make a bad decision?
18:59Whoa.
19:00Put her needs before the needs of the baby?
19:02You know what?
19:03Go for it.
19:04Just let her rip.
19:05All the way?
19:06Do it.
19:07Um, listen, Rebecca.
19:09I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let you go.
19:11You're fired is what that means.
19:13Let's go, Miss Francine.
19:15Let's go.
19:16Let's go.
19:17Hit the road, Francine.
19:22Can you believe the audacity of that woman?
19:24That was horrible.
19:26Horrible.
19:27But, you know, maybe formula is not the craziest idea.
19:31At some point, for the distant future.
19:35You are fired.
19:36You are fired.
19:37You are fired.
19:38Hi.
19:39Hi.
19:40Hi.
19:41No, no, no.
19:42No, no, no.
19:43It's okay.
19:44It's okay.
19:45It's okay.
19:46It's okay.
19:47It's okay.
19:48I know what you mean.
19:49No, no, no.
19:50I know what you mean.
19:51I know what you mean.
19:52I know what you mean.
19:53Yes.
19:54Let's give this old thing a little whack, huh?
19:55Oh, my gosh.
19:56It's okay.
19:57It's okay.
19:58It's okay.
19:59It's okay.
20:00It's okay.
20:01It's okay.
20:02I know what you mean.
20:03No, no, no.
20:04I know what you mean.
20:05Gross.
20:06Yes.
20:07Let's give this old thing a little whack, huh?
20:09Oh, my gosh.
20:10It's okay.
20:11Yes.
20:12Yes.
20:13Yes.
20:14Yes.
20:15Yes.
20:16Yes.
20:17Yes.
20:18Yes.
20:19Yes.
20:20Yes.
20:21It's okay.
20:22It's okay.
20:23Please.
20:24Please.
20:25Please.
20:26No.
20:27It's okay.
20:28It's okay.
20:29It's okay.
20:30Oh.
20:31Oh, thank God.
20:32Oh, thank God.
20:33Oh, thank God.
20:34Oh, thank you, Charlie.
20:36Oh, thank you, Charlie.
20:37Oh, thank you, Charlie.
20:39Come on.
20:41Come on.
20:47We are all a part of everything and I go only where my mind is.
20:56All real let that home will bring your brain.
20:58I don't know when.
21:00Oh, no I rely for
21:02sunshine
21:03Don't look far.
21:05It's right there waiting in your own backyard.
21:06For sunshine, don't look far, it's right there waiting in your own backyard.
21:08For sunshine, don't look far, it's right there waiting in your own backyard.
21:12You're waiting in your own backyard.
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