Bob's Burgers - Season 16 Episode 03- The Twinnening
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00:00Intro Music
00:15Putting out the fake spider webs for Halloween
00:18But maybe a real spider will use them
00:21Cause this little silkshooter thing is broken
00:23I think it's called a web wiener
00:25Hmm
00:26Hey kids, how was school?
00:28Mathy, did you math?
00:29Don't math, don't tell
00:30Hey, still any progress on our Halloween costumes?
00:33Those things don't make themselves, you know
00:35Tick tock, right lady?
00:36Nope, not yet
00:37I've been down here all day
00:38Why?
00:39And don't say because of the restaurant
00:41We got plenty of time
00:42Halloween's still like a week and a half away
00:44Wait, what are your costumes again?
00:46Rocky Balboa Constructor
00:47Gene Triplehorn, me with three horns
00:50Here, here and the dealer's choice
00:52I'm gonna be that bridge from Bridgerton
00:54I haven't seen it but I'm assuming the bridge is a big character
00:56Sounds right
00:57Hey everybody
00:58Hey Teddy
00:59What up?
01:00Hey Teddy, haven't seen you all day
01:01Even though you're working right next door at the Creepatorium place
01:03It's not a Creepatorium, Mother
01:05It's an occult boutique
01:07The best kind of boutique
01:08What's it called again?
01:09Freaky Antiquies
01:10Teddy, tell us everything
01:11Start with the freakiest thing you've seen and then go from there
01:14Uh, a cursed necklace with spikes pointing towards your throat
01:17What?
01:18Black magic dice with mysterious symbols
01:20You roll them and they decide your fate
01:22Whoa!
01:23It's creepy being in there but I couldn't turn it down
01:25Guy offered me a lot of money
01:26Rust job, right?
01:27Yeah, he wants the whole place open in three days
01:30Said he does 60% of his business the week before Halloween
01:33So he needs it open ASAP
01:34That means as soon as possible
01:36Thank you, Lynn
01:37Yeah, I did the painting, wallpaper, and shelves
01:39And now he wants me to build some kind of bulletproof glass case
01:42For his very special items
01:44Whoa
01:45He wants a digital code lock on it too
01:47Which I said I knew how to do
01:48Even though I kinda don't
01:49That's like me with wiping
01:50But enough about this job
01:52Bob, did you end up getting those tickets for you and Linda
01:54For the Halloween themed cake performance?
01:56It's actually called Cake Me to Hell
01:58And no, we didn't get tickets
01:59Every time one of these cake spinoffs comes to town
02:01It sells out like right away
02:03And there have been a lot of them
02:05Cakes on a plane, the nut caker
02:08Caking it to the streets
02:09A Doobie Brothers experience
02:10Well, you guys could at least try to get standby tickets
02:13Standby tickets?
02:14Yeah, you go down there and you wait for no-shows
02:16And if you're lucky, you score discounted seats
02:18Okay, uh, yeah, let's do that
02:20What do you think, Linda? Should we do it?
02:22Alright, cheap cake for the cheapskates
02:24I should go wash my cake shirt
02:26You wash your clothes, Dad?
02:27I wash cake shirt
02:29Bye kids, wish us luck getting into cake
02:32Good luck getting a cake
02:33Have her home by 10
02:35And don't be late
02:36I'm changing the locks at 10-01
02:37We're not running a youth hostel here
02:40Oh, hey Teddy
02:41Wow, still working, huh?
02:42I'm on a deadline
02:43Gotta finish up the display case before tomorrow
02:45Aw, okay, bye
02:47We're gonna go cake our money makers
02:48Teddy, you're working in an occult store at night?
02:51When all the freaky stuff happens?
02:52Yeah, I try not to think of it that way
02:54This is fantastic, Teddy
02:56Hold on, hold on
02:57Hi Teddy, if it makes you feel better
02:58You don't look that scared
02:59I mean a little, your eyes
03:01Okay
03:02Here, catch
03:03Wait, what?
03:04What's this?
03:05A walkie talkie
03:06In case things start coming to life in there and attacking you
03:08We wanna hear, I mean, um, help
03:10We wanna help you
03:11Oh, okay
03:12Teddy
03:13Ah!
03:14Oh, hey Gabriel
03:15Hi, can we chat inside?
03:17Sure
03:18Whoa
03:19Did you see that guy?
03:20Yeah, he looked like a vampire
03:22But also someone that works in a vape store?
03:24Oh, lovely
03:25My voodoo dolls arrived
03:27Still no haunted jukebox though
03:29That's annoying
03:30But my sign did come
03:31Excellent
03:32Beware
03:33Shoplifters will be cursed for all eternity
03:35I saw it on eBay
03:37I thought it was funny
03:38Ha ha
03:39But also it's true
03:40Uh huh
03:41How's the display case coming along?
03:43Good
03:44I just have to put that digital lock on that you wanted
03:46Which I totally know how to do
03:48So you should be able to open the store by tomorrow
03:50Wonderful
03:51I have a mask in this box
03:53We need to lock it in there as soon as possible
03:55I have to drive to Bog Harbor tonight to pick something up
03:58I would keep the mask with me
04:00But I don't want to be in the car with it that long
04:02Because it is powerful and terrifying
04:04And I would not feel safe
04:06Oh, but I'll be okay with the mask?
04:08I mean, probably
04:10Just don't look it directly in the eye holes
04:13Okay
04:14I did it right away
04:15It's okay
04:16One time is probably okay
04:17Ah, dammit
04:18I did it again
04:19Okay, maybe just
04:20I can't stop
04:21I keep doing it
04:22I'm just gonna close this up
04:23I have to get going
04:24Remember, once you complete the case
04:26Put the mask inside and lock it
04:28And most importantly
04:29Do not let anyone into this store tonight
04:33Not even me
04:34Got it
04:35Wait, not even you?
04:36No
04:37Because there's a very good chance it won't be me
04:40It will be someone who looks like me
04:42Who will swear to you that they are me
04:45But if it's not you
04:46Who is it?
04:47My brother, Gideon
04:48Some people call him my evil twin
04:51Because we were born on the same day
04:53And he's evil
04:54Oh
04:55But he'd do just about anything to get his hands on this mask
04:58Anything
05:01Okay, we all set then?
05:02Uh, should we come up with maybe a code word?
05:05That we can say to each other?
05:06So I know when it is you?
05:08Uh, sure
05:09What about Mephistopheles?
05:11The fallen angel of German folklore?
05:13Oh
05:14Uh, I was thinking something simpler like puppy
05:17But we can do Meph...
05:18Meph...
05:19Meph...
05:20Meph...
05:21Meph...
05:22Meph...
05:23Let's just do puppy
05:24Great
05:25Puppy
05:26Well, I'm skedaddling
05:27Lock this door behind me, please
05:28And remember
05:29Let no one inside
05:31Not even you
05:32Not even me
05:33Good man
05:39Stupid voodoo dolls
05:40Sorry, you're fine
05:41Don't voodoo me
05:43Ah
05:50Ah
05:51Teddy, come in
05:52Hi, I'm here
05:53Great
05:54So was that guy you were talking to a vampire or Satan himself?
05:57Ah, I mean
05:58He dropped off the scariest mask I've ever seen in my life
06:00So that's here with me now
06:02Oh, and at some point his evil twin brother might show up and try to steal it?
06:06Amazing
06:07Teddy, it's Tina from the restaurant
06:09It's okay to be scared
06:10I mean, you're alone
06:11And you have so much to be scared about
06:13That's helpful
06:14Listen, we're right next door so we can keep an eye on the street
06:17Also, you should probably send us a picture of the mask so I can see how horrifying it is
06:22Text us on the emergency phone
06:23Oh God, okay
06:24But I'm not supposed to look it in the eyes
06:26So I'm gonna shoot it without looking at it
06:28Don't forget to get one silly one
06:30Whoa
06:32I want one
06:33I should've ironed this, right?
06:36That's fine
06:37Ooh, bacon wrapped hot dog cart over there
06:39Aw, they smell good
06:40They probably do that on purpose, right?
06:42To attract more people to the arts
06:44Oh, the line's moving
06:45Yep, line's moving, here we go
06:47Please let there be enough cake for us
06:48You're in luck, folks
06:49Two more no-shows means last two seats go to you
06:52Yay!
06:53We're here, we're here
06:54Sorry we're late
06:55Someone had a kidney stone
06:57Oh, looks like the no-shows are yes-shows
07:00Sorry, you two
07:02He didn't seem that sorry at all
07:05Based on the way he slammed the window
07:06Well, since we're dressed up
07:08Should we go have a nice dinner?
07:09At the bacon wrapped hot dog stand?
07:11We could slap them together like the cake show
07:13Yeah, okay
07:15Teddy, I searched evil mask, murder mask, haunted mask
07:19And I haven't found anything that matches
07:21Good, I'd rather not know anything, Louise
07:24I just want to put the lock on this case
07:26And walk out that door as soon as possible
07:28Uh, maybe you don't walk out too soon
07:30Because he's coming back
07:33Hello
07:34Ah!
07:35Hi, I forgot my glasses
07:36Could you let me in?
07:37Uh, I don't think I can do that
07:39You told me that if someone that looks exactly like you shows up
07:42Don't let you in
07:43Yes, I-I said that
07:44And good job, by the way
07:46But it's me, Gabriel
07:47And I need those glasses to drive at night
07:49And then after I leave, go back to not letting me in
07:52Well, what's the code word?
07:53Oh, uh...
07:54Seriously?
07:55You don't remember the code word?
07:56You said it should be a weird one
07:58And I said it should be puppy
07:59And...
08:00Right, yes, uh, puppy
08:01Ah, I just gave it away!
08:02Come on, don't-don't-don't be like that
08:04Just-just open the door
08:05Ah, I'm sorry, I can't
08:08Fine
08:09I'll just drive back to my place to get my other pair of glasses
08:12Which make my nose look quite bad
08:14But whatever
08:15You're welcome
08:17Teddy, what happened?
08:18Over
08:19Well, he said he was Gabriel, but I-I don't know
08:22He said he forgot his driving at night classes
08:24Typical
08:25Oh wait, he's coming back again!
08:27Oh god
08:29Uh, hi?
08:30Hi, uh, could you please let me in?
08:32What?
08:33Didn't we just go over this?
08:34Right, no, sure, I know
08:35But it's a bit of an emergency
08:37You see, I had some soft cheeses
08:39And it's put quite a spell on my bowels
08:41I need to use the toilet, immediately
08:43And you didn't need to use it two minutes ago?
08:45Aha, yeah, that's right
08:47That is the dark power of dairy
08:49Please, if I keep having to not open the door for you
08:52I'm never gonna finish this digital lock
08:54Digital what?
08:55Lock, digital lock for the display case
08:57Oh, oh right, right, right, right
08:59Do you not remember?
09:00No, no, no, no
09:02I remember, that's why I said right
09:04It's just my bowels are clouding my memory
09:06And how much longer do you think that will take?
09:09I don't know, an hour, maybe
09:11I definitely know how to do it
09:13Yes, of course you do
09:14I'll find another place to summon my demons
09:18I'll see you soon
09:19Okay
09:20Very soon
09:21What was the last part?
09:22Nothing, just see you later
09:24Teddy, come in, are you okay?
09:26Over
09:27No, I don't like this
09:29This is why you don't work for twins
09:30You need to hide that mask right now
09:33What? Why?
09:34Because
09:35What if that was the evil twin?
09:37Which it's gotta be, right?
09:38And he comes back and he overpowers you and gets in
09:40He's gonna overpower me?
09:42And then he grabs the mask
09:43And then the evil twin has the evil mask
09:45Ah, you should keep those two things separate, I bet
09:47Uh, okay
09:49I'll hide it
09:50Somewhere good
09:51Maybe the Cayman Island
09:53Mmm
09:54Should we go back and have one more?
09:56Mmm, maybe
09:57But then afterward we just go straight to the hospital
10:00Bob!
10:01Look!
10:02It's a skeleton cake person
10:03Oh my god
10:04I think I recognize that guy
10:06I'm pretty sure that's one of the original cast members
10:08From when we first saw cake
10:09You should go say hi
10:10What?
10:11No
10:12Come on, we're going
10:13No
10:14Hello, hi
10:15Oh god
10:16Hi, sorry
10:17Uh, but I, um
10:18I love cake
10:19Thank you
10:20I appreciate that
10:21Yeah, I wear this other times too
10:23Uh huh
10:24We, um, tried to see the show tonight
10:25But we didn't get in
10:26But we saw you when the original cake came through here
10:28Shouldn't, uh, you be in there right now?
10:31I'm actually only in the second act
10:33As skeleton number three
10:34Wait, what?
10:35Oh, well I bet he's the best one
10:37Not really
10:38I'm just in the back
10:39Patty-kicking a guy dressed as a candy corn
10:41It's, uh, humiliating frankly
10:43Th-that's crazy
10:44Th-that's crazy
10:45I agree
10:46I was just standing here wondering if I should walk away
10:48Y-you're gonna walk away?
10:50Thinking about it
10:51In fact, talking to you might be just the push I needed
10:54Oh god
10:55On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have said hi
10:57Maybe not
10:58Okay, I hid the mask in the basement
11:00Is anyone out there?
11:01Nope
11:02Uh, I mean, I don't think so
11:04We had a bit of a snack attack
11:06Don't worry, no one got hurt
11:08Except that banana
11:09Uh
11:11Hello?
11:12I got a delivery for, uh, Gabrielle
11:14Hello?
11:15Oh, it's just the delivery guy
11:16Hey, sorry
11:17That must be the haunted jukebox
11:19Uh-huh, sure, whatever
11:20I need a signature
11:21Could you do me a favor and just slide the form under the door?
11:24Uh, okay
11:27So, just sign anywhere?
11:29Where it says signature
11:30Okay
11:31Here you go
11:32So, how do you want to get this in there?
11:34Oh!
11:35I got it
11:36I got it
11:37You stay back
11:38I'm fine
11:39I'm fine
11:40Okay, so, I got that inside
11:42Gracefully
11:43Holy crap
11:44The Varaxian executioner's mask
11:46Originally used in the middle ages
11:48The Varaxian executioners wore the mask to strike fear and protect their anonymity
11:53Okay, that's funny, thanks
11:55The mask became notorious after a series of sensational murders in London in the 1880s
12:01Yep, got it
12:02An occult group claimed the mask granted them immortality when worn during ritualistic murders
12:07It is believed they killed at least eight people before fleeing to Eastern Europe
12:12Stop, stop, no more about the mask
12:14Teddy, it's okay, the door's locked and the mask is hidden
12:17And there are no crazy murderers in there to use it on you, so you're fine
12:20Right, right, okay, nothing to worry about, safe inside
12:24Mmm
12:29How we feeling, Teddy? How's our boy?
12:31I'm okay, given the circumstances
12:33Actually, I think I'm about to finish this and...
12:36I did it! I got the digital lock to work
12:38Told you I knew how to do it
12:39Congratulations
12:40You did the thing you told your employer you were going to do
12:43Huh, that's weird
12:45What?
12:46The jukebox, it's open
12:47And there's none of the things inside
12:49There's no records
12:50What the hell? Why would...
12:52Oh boy
12:53Oh boy
12:54Well, what oh boy?
12:55Don't say oh boy
12:56Well, I'm just thinking that what if someone was hiding in there?
13:01Oh boy
13:02So, there might be someone in the store with Teddy
13:04Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
13:07Oh my god
13:08What if this was the plan all along?
13:10What are you talking about? What was the plan?
13:12To sacrifice you
13:13What?
13:14Who's sacrificing me? The evil twin? Oh my god
13:17No, no, no, Teddy
13:19What if there was no twin?
13:21No twin?
13:22It all makes sense
13:23Gabriel gives you a job in a shop
13:25He acquires this freaky mask
13:27He makes up this evil twin story
13:29Orchestrates this whole scenario where you publicly turn him away several times
13:33Witnesses can attest to it
13:35Then you just wheel him right in
13:37Undetected in the jukebox
13:39Lord knows what he did to all those golden oldies in there
13:42He gets out of the jukebox
13:44Sacrifices you
13:45I'm so sorry
13:46The cops find you dead
13:47Gabriel looks like a completely innocent guy you wouldn't even let in the store
13:51Oh god, what do I do?
13:53You run, Teddy
13:54You run like hell
13:59Where is the mask?
14:01I'm not telling
14:02If I tell you into the basement then you'll know where
14:04Ow, dammit
14:05Take me to it
14:06Can I not?
14:07No
14:08When we first started doing cake it was about something, you know?
14:12We were young and opinionated
14:14We were reacting to the first Gulf War
14:16This, it's a joke
14:17Totally
14:18There's a sequence in the original show
14:20We called it The Baker's Man
14:22Oh, I know The Baker's Man
14:23That's all about the military-industrial complex
14:26And where we are as a society
14:28Amazing
14:29Well, I reminded the director of this production about The Baker's Man
14:32I told him it means more now than ever
14:34And he said
14:35No one would get it
14:36No one would care
14:37Unbelievable ignorance
14:39Still, don't walk away, right?
14:41What would you do?
14:42I don't know
14:43Finish my PhD
14:44No, don't do that
14:46Look, I just wanna say
14:48I think I would be a huge mess
14:49I've got a lot of blood
14:51Like more than the average person
14:52So you're looking at a lot of clean-up
14:54And then I'm pretty hairy
14:56So I don't know if you'd have to shave me beforehand
14:58But
14:59Yeah, you don't have to talk
15:00Okay, fine
15:01Here's the mask
15:02And I'm just gonna hand it to you
15:04Oh, bloody hell
15:05Sorry
15:06Sorry
15:07Hello
15:11What the?
15:13Thank you for holding the door, how polite
15:14Can you help me with this altar?
15:16Altar?
15:17Yeah, that's why I went to Bog Harbor to meet the dealer
15:19It's nice, right?
15:20Slavic
15:21Sacrificial
15:22It's got a few dings and dagger necks, but I think that makes it charming
15:25Anyway, don't forget to lift with your legs
15:27One
15:28Two
15:29Gideon
15:30Gabriel
15:31Ah, you're both here to do it
15:32Teddy
15:33Give me the mask
15:34No, Teddy
15:35Give me the mask
15:36How come near me?
15:37I finished the case, by the way
15:49Teddy, can you hear us?
15:53Teddy?
15:54Come in
15:55Over
15:56Damn it
15:57Gabriel came back
15:58Now both twins are in there
15:59So wait
16:00There are twins?
16:01I'm so confused
16:02Yeah, turns out the whole just one guy theory that Tina had
16:05Was very wrong
16:06What?
16:07We gotta get help
16:08We should call the police
16:09And tell them there may or may not be one to two evil twins
16:12Using an evil mask to sacrifice our handyman we think?
16:15We're not sure?
16:16Yeah, maybe not
16:17Call mom and dad?
16:18You think they have their phones on and cake?
16:19Right
16:20We gotta help Teddy
16:21We've gotta go over there
16:22What?
16:23What?
16:24Fitz, there you are
16:25Two minute warning
16:26Thanks
16:27In two minutes they're gonna realize I'm taking the PhD train
16:31Next stop, New Lifetown
16:33Okay wait
16:34What if there's someone like me in the audience tonight?
16:37Someone who didn't realize the power of cake and then they see you and it makes them believe in magic and beauty
16:44Even if one person experiences that, isn't it worth it?
16:47Well, ideally it's more than one person, that's so few, but maybe you're right
16:52Really?
16:53You know what?
16:54Gotta go back in there and patty my cakes off
16:57That's the spirit
16:58Hey, I'd love to have you two as my guests for the show
17:01Oh my god, yes!
17:03But I can't, sorry
17:04Oh
17:05I can't even get my parents on the list, but I could give you a high five
17:09Oh my god
17:11Oh boy, such a small space, so little air, otherwise this would be a perfect plan
17:15Teddy, can you get out so we can talk about this?
17:18No, I'm claustrophobic, but I'm even more sacrifice-a-phobic
17:21What? What is he talking about?
17:23Oh, he thinks we're going to sacrifice him
17:25That's why he told me about his hairy body, I was like, what?
17:28So how did you even get in here? Did you hide in the haunted jukebox?
17:32Guilty
17:33I knew you'd do something like this
17:35Oh please, you're the one that stole the mask from me!
17:37Oh, this again
17:38The mask is mine, Teddy
17:40We used to own a shop together, Evil Twins Dark Delights
17:43But we recently split and divided the inventory
17:46And the mask should go to me
17:48No, no, no, no, I purchased it
17:50Yes, but I located it
17:52At least I didn't run off in the middle of the night with it
17:54No, you just smuggled yourself into my shop inside my haunted jukebox
17:58Who even knows if it's still haunted now?
18:00Yeah, so, are you going to sacrifice me?
18:02Because that feels like really important information
18:04No
18:05No, we sell the stuff, we don't play with it
18:07Well, except for the voodoo dolls
18:09We do like a bit of voodoo
18:11Okay, so, I'd like to come out now
18:14Great, yeah, so how do we open it?
18:16Punch in zero, zero, zero, zero, and then the pound sign
18:19Okay
18:23Huh
18:24Uh, try it again
18:27Are you hitting the pound sign?
18:29Yes, yes, I am, yeah
18:30One second
18:32Oh my god
18:33I can't get out
18:34I'm losing air
18:35I'm gonna die in here
18:36Wait, wait
18:37G-Gabes
18:38You know that's not the pound sign, right?
18:39That's the star sign
18:41Oh, wait, then what's the pound sign?
18:43Oh my god
18:44Oh, that's the pound sign, then what's the star sign?
18:46That's the star sign, you see?
18:47It looks like a little star
18:48I mean, not exactly, but I sort of see what they're going for
18:52Oh, oh dear god
18:55Okay, well, Teddy, thanks for all the great work
19:00I mean, there's a lot of your sweat inside the case now, but I can clean that out
19:05Listen, I just wanna say, you guys seem like you had a good thing going
19:09It's sad to see that end over an argument
19:12I personally think you guys should try to work it out
19:14Who knows?
19:15Maybe you'll find a buyer for this thing
19:17Oh, I found one
19:18You did?
19:19I received an offer this evening
19:20Which is why I came in the creative way that I did
19:23Well, who is it?
19:24Uh, Mansfield
19:25Mansfield?
19:26He likes me
19:27I bet I could bump the price up a bit
19:28See?
19:29That's great
19:30Who is this guy?
19:31Like a history buff or something?
19:32Oh, no, no
19:33This is a terrifying person
19:35With dark purposes
19:37Oh
19:38Hey, uh, he's gonna do some terrible things with that mask
19:41Which, you know, to each his own
19:43It's none of our business
19:44Except for that it's literally our business
19:47Hahaha
19:53Okay, so we all have our weapons
19:56Fork, whisk, zester
19:57We run in there and attack anything that's not teddy
20:00Unless we're wrong, then, then we, uh, pivot to smalltalk
20:03Let's go
20:04Dear God, please just be lemons in there
20:06On three
20:07One
20:08Two
20:09Ahhhhhhh
20:13I can't believe you missed the high five
20:15high five. The first time, but the
20:16second time I nailed it. Kinda.
20:18You made a weird noise. Aye, I did.
20:22Teddy?
20:27Should we
20:28go after him? Or we just
20:30split the insurance money on the mask?
20:32Call it a day? I love that you said that.
20:34Yes, let's do that. Hmm.
20:36A fork, a whisk, and a zester.
20:39Are you hunting werewolves?
20:41Yes, obviously. Bye.
20:43Welcome to the neighborhood. Crash days are there!
20:45Hey, I found my Halloween costume!
20:55Freaky Antiky's
20:57Freaky Antiky's
21:02Patty Cake, Patty Cake
21:07Baker's Man
21:08Bake me a cake as fast as you can
21:11Patty Cake, Patty Cake
21:12Burger Man
21:13Tried a high five, but it didn't land
21:16Patty Cake, Patty Cake
21:18Handy Man
21:19Hairy Sacrificial Land
21:21Patty Cake, Patty Cake
21:23Belt your kids
21:24What are you going to do with that zester?
21:26What are you gonna do with that zester?
21:27You
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